I'm Playing Pokemon Wrong.

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I’ve been playing Pokémon Sword and Shield for 48 hours. I’m still on Route 1. I’m playing Pokémon wrong. Why am I doing this to myself?
Ending song:
• UE Chorale - Baa Baa B...
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[@piraco33]

"I'm concerned about my son. He left on his Pokemon journey and he's just been...killing Wooloo right outside the front door. For...for days now."

[@rold-hx8bu]

Lmao

[@whatsgood123]

You know, when you put it into this perspective, it really is hilarious. Someone needs to animate this.

[@sayvionwashington1939]

I'm just imagining some poor farmer going out to check on their herd of Wooloo, only to find out they're all dead.

[@whatsgood123]

Sayvion Washington Lol just a field of death with one shiny Wooloo hiding in the bushes.

[@kaimagnus5760]

@@sayvionwashington1939 plot twist, He's been beating up the same Wooloo for three days. Lol

[@coldplayofdoom8908]

JWittz: *enters route 1* Every single wooloo there: „why do i hear boss music?“

[@jhammer01]

ColdPlay of Doom this is the best comment

[@moondok]

*_TERRARIA MEMES!_*

[@captainnwalps6689]

*Doom music intensifies*

[@n1knait863]

*MOON LORD MUSIC OVERPOWERS EVERY BOSS MUSIC*

[@soapysquid924]

Best comment

[@EmmaSenshi]

JWittz: "I can't sleep..." Person: "Have you tried counting sheep?" JWittz: *visible anger and anguish* ..............Y E S !

[@zexalblazer3314]

Lol

[@atlas3783]

lol

[@ImDannn]

Lol

[@glanni]

lol

[@thememeartist5654]

Lol

[@felixhenson9926]

Everyone else: having a grand old time on their Pokemon adventures JWittz: *screams at passing sheep*

[@princessmanitari4993]

He should never go to norway, they attack

[@shadaloo4444]

Humm, didn't know pokemon sword would have a genocide run.

[@nocommonsense3558]

"Unforgiving Sans has challenged you to a battle"

[@gg-vp9zn]

Interesting

[@300IQPrower]

That explains Toby Fox’s involvement

[@StrawberryDreemurr]

*Encounters shiny Wooloo Jwittz: Man why does this music sound kinda like undertale stuff?

[@davisammari3588]

He’s having a baaaaaa time

[@mcrsrm]

Finds shiny Wooloo. Accidentally kills it because all his pokemon are over lv50.

[@sh0ck3r48]

gotta get that false swipe ability

[@ChrisDecrease]

@@sh0ck3r48 Not if you're still on route 1 (unless you trade for a Pokemon that van learn it/already has it). XD

[@sh0ck3r48]

Chris fair point

[@dynawesome]

Ranillis most Pokémon that early don’t even need to be weakened

[@pikachufan25]

Finds it and Runs outs of Balls

[@matthijsrietveld6051]

Me when i finally get to Galar: Hmm too bad i havent seen a wooloo yet Random guy: They went extint a few days ago....

[@RAC00NFANGIRL]

Matthijs Rietveld haha 😂

[@Krumpulous]

That'll be in Ultra Sword and Shield

[@sarahmossman6378]

Krumpulous no it will be called sword shield and arrow Or gun

[@NakazoraGen]

Yesssssss.... Goooooooooood. All the Wooloo must go.

[@simon-patrickjohnson]

"How many Wooloo have you killed?" "Idk, how many loaves of bread have you eaten?"

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Ask me that same question, and I'd tell you zero, because it's never worked like that in any of the official games. _I am no fun._

[@samgaines-phillips7962]

how many times have you breathed

[@zorrollusion6315]

Is....is that a JoJo reference???

[@simon-patrickjohnson]

@@zorrollusion6315 you just won my vote for gayest thing

[@zorrollusion6315]

@@simon-patrickjohnson lmao

[@shortcb]

Im imagining Hop just staring at you doing this from a distance, clutching his Wooloo as tight as he can

[@Akane1313]

I actually took a second to think about this and nearly shot a pizza roll out of my nose.

[@emc246]

@@Akane1313 Why was there a pizza roll in your nose?

[@sianine2765]

@@emc246 there wasnt when he started

[@ghost1182able]

When he finally leaves that lane his pokemon are gonna look like they been taking steroids

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

And he's still smiling

[@blksky]

Imagine how many times he fell asleep trying to count how many he had battled..

[@quandaledingle968]

blksky I wish people made more comments like this, instead of the usual copypasted handful of memes

[@niceguy4441]

Brilliant

[@bigbrunorizzo12]

Underrated af

[@ldeidara968]

Very clever homie!

[@rustytoyota]

This is gold

[@anth4584]

“They’re like animals. And I slaughtered them like animals.”

[@AlmondOfDoom]

ANAKIN

[@calibvr]

oh no

[@claythepro5894]

SKYWALKER

[@DragoonBB]

"The dead must have their tribute."

[@vladtepes2667]

This is where the fun begins.

[@SukkaLastName]

Jwittz: *gets a shiny* Mental Health: welcome back.

[@captnbassbeard]

I read “welcome back” in professor oak’s voice

[@devonishigh]

@@captnbassbeard same😂

[@devonishigh]

@Lotadot I had a beldum use last resort and die on me. I kept hunting and reclaimed it, I named it reclamation.

[@devonishigh]

@Lotadot saddest shiny death ever for me

[@nerdy_bumblebee]

Never EVER let this man inside of a casino

[@Bluebedo]

You're thinking too small. CREATE your own casino and let ONLY this man inside of it.

[@spencerdecoteau8038]

Bluebedo huh, here some points for creativity.

[@Wartooth91]

He's not losing anything though. Time is hardly a commodity to lose like this.

[@klg9549]

JWittz = Jerma985's gambling addiction + Sushi Ramen Riku's mad experiments

[@priestesslucy3299]

@@Wartooth91 Time is the ONLY commodity you can never replace.

[@ramager]

*“I’ve been hunting Wooloo for so long my Wooloo isn’t even a Wooloo anymore!”*

[@EmaStrawberry]

I died laughing at this

[@thalitaluna4526]

Its a mareep

[@softnwet1600]

Is this that Joker movie everyone keeps talking about?

[@TheJWittz]

S O C I E T Y

[@vladtepes2667]

What happens when a shiny hunter doenst get a shiny ill tell you what peofesor you'll get what you deserve.

[@ducklemusic]

"You wouldn't get it" -Jwittz

[@AdjectiveOtter]

We are ALL CLOWNS

[@charbomber110]

All it takes is one accidental KO.

[@avisavla3216]

Imagine inverting colours and still getting a normal coloured wooloo and accidentally killing it

[@Cinnameme_]

Wait....that means it was shiny

[@melvykwanmas8040]

Meme_land13 1243 exactly

[@TacoOverlord]

Meme_land13 1243 200000 IQ

[@DarkJSN]

"And that's how Wooloos became extinct in Galar"

[@ipizza4379]

THIS WEEK ON POKEMON GEOGRAPHIC

[@tytheguy13andahalf]

Remember when wooloo was thought to be a god? Good times.

[@AquamarineDust]

Don't worry, the wooloo population will go back up when trainers try shiny breeding

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

No, everyone will just breed their shiny wooloos and wooloos will now have black fur and a white head, shinies will now be the old regular version

[@killdozer7792]

He single-handedly made sheep an endangered species. SHEEP!!

[@HahnDeathspark]

The Pokemon Wildlife Research Centre: "The population of Wooloo has tremendously dropped in the past 48 hours, we need to investigate this soon or the Wooloos will face extinction!"

[@aidan1038]

"IV'E MURDERED OVER 1000 OF YOU FOR YOU!!" -TheJWittz, 2019

[@crow7611]

he just a little bit Yandere

[@razzbexxa]

THE CALM BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS KILLING ME

[@patriciapeaden4378]

I came here to say the same thing xD

[@razzbexxa]

@@patriciapeaden4378 LOL OMG

[@haku1145]

JWittz: "I've been on route 1 for 48 hours" Me: WHY?! JWittz: "I've been trying to hunt shiny Wooloo" Me: Oh, ok. That's understandable.

[@megaball-ps8tq]

Finds a shiny wooloo JWittz: YES!! FINALLY!!!!

[@teofalleiro]

imagine he killed the shiny just because of muscular memory.

[@shiftfire4511]

I've DONE THAT BEFORE! my first shiny hunt for a shiny ralts, I got so LUCKY, less than an hour with no bonuses, I didn't even reach Petalburg... Exactly what I wanted too! Female shiny ralts... I hit run away.

[@iago028]

He would commit suicide

[@Envy_May]

or his team is too high level to lower its health without knocking it out

[@thetechconspiracy2]

@@Envy_May Since Gen 6, all Pokemon on the first route have a 100% catch rate

[@Envy_May]

thats what they want you to think

[@emilycurrent7489]

Looks like he's... ...at his WITTZ end!!

[@twbillionare9568]

No

[@colinhazel5140]

Ba dum tshh! 😝

[@johnaustinkaohelaulii8224]

*sad trombone sounds*

[@missedthebandwagon976]

I'm surprised I've not seen that pun before now.

[@CommanderWiggins]

This is like watching a serial killer slowly fall into insanity.

[@thegamerfrominside]

Its almost concerning tbh.

[@oneish7454]

If you're a serial killer, then something was already wrong with you

[@FlashStatic]

This man is already a serial killer. He has over 3000 victims.

[@CommanderWiggins]

FlashStatic Exactly.

[@DTSJ1990]

JWittz: *Finds a shiny Wooloo after killing tens of thousands of them* JWittz: *Is so absorbed in killing Wooloos that he kills the shiny without noticing*

[@tpmiranda]

Let's hope he doesn't forget to take Pokéballs with him 😉

[@Delano.Smith26]

GOD FORBID...I WOULD CRY FOR HIM🤣🤣

[@dmitrystarovoitov1]

Immediate suicide...

[@ryanclemons1]

I have done this it was the one time i tried to get a shiny i rage quited after that.

[@jorgec98]

Considering he's fought thousands of them, I don't think he can weaken them without killing any :P

[@shpyke1898]

I think we just looked inside the head of a person slowly going insane

[@princessmanitari4993]

About something really small

[@shiroyasha7324]

all it takes is one bad day.

[@npc6817]

You call that slow?

[@roseanimation2456]

TheJWittz: I shiny hunted wooloo Me: What did it cost TheJWittz: *EVERTHING*

[@CyberKirby]

"I'm trying to Shiny Hunt Wooloo" You are the only person playing this game CORRECTLY.

[@murderousduck]

Disguised Toast would like to have a word

[@wikiuser92]

I think this is unhealthy. This early game, especially.

[@mathishd5558]

No.

[@Leopoldshark]

Praise Shiny Dynamax Wooloo

[@mathishd5558]

@@Leopoldshark why should I praise a differente colored wooloo?? it just a wooloo ....

[@Lenare]

A masterfully crafted portrayal of a man's spiral into insanity.

[@jupitersgodzilla7114]

Joker (Marvel & Persona): First Time?

[@josephandreirobles1849]

@@jupitersgodzilla7114 wait what do you mean "Marvel"?

[@DissedRedEngie]

So that's why the wooloo was trying to get out at the start of the game.

[@JoeOklahoma]

Laughed out loud at this one.

[@DestructX]

LMAO :'D

[@mrbaconslicez]

Yes

[@tdawgmaster1729]

I thought it was trying to give itself head trauma

[@lizzy532]

Someone random child on route one: Umm, mommy... why is there a pile of dead wooloo and why does that boy have crazy eyes?

[@shmolratkc3214]

the mum: let's look away from that crazy person

[@npc6817]

He's a shiny hunter, look away Timmy I don't want you to-OH GOD TIMMY!!! It is too late mother, I've seen everyhthing * wooloo death noises in background *

[@buybugfables]

The mom: uhh... just move along sweetie...!

[@buccaneerguy8197]

WHERE THE LAMB SAUCE

[@chrisclack4258]

fainted not dead

[@Slowbrowoah]

Grown man loses all mental function over recolored sheep circa 2019

[@HighHeNah]

Almost every grown men loses their mind when they see any recolor Pokemon

[@sovietninja6865]

That doesn’t actually exist lol

[@digitalunity]

@@HighHeNah I caught a shiny Eevee for a friend twice because I evolved it wrong and didn't save before trying to evolve it. That was the single worst week of my life.

[@sebastianzamarriego]

Me: Buys the new game Me: "Where are the wooloo" NPC: "Didn't you hear, wooloo are extinct because a man killed so many of them just for a black wooloo"

[@npc6817]

Sorry man, maybe there's some left in shield

[@graysoul8516]

Im not 👍 this comment couse it Has 666 👍

[@sebastianzamarriego]

@@graysoul8516 now its not

[@ollygator7785]

@@graysoul8516 Now it has 777

[@x4Kai]

"Man single handedly wipes out the Wooloo population, only one survives."

[@pokelover02]

And then the new shiny is white Wooloo lol

[@Dollightful]

I love to play each new game suuuuuuper slow so I can drink it all in!! The only drawback is avoiding any and all spoilers until I complete my game months later. Haha. SHINY WOOLOO IS SO CUTE ?!

[@elenacienfuegos8450]

Hello! I love your videos.

[@LucaDolanRuiz]

I just spent 10 minutes listening to him talk about killing Wooloos.

[@stephendonovan9084]

All things considered that’s not too bad. You could be hunting for shiny Wooloos.

[@mitsusah2612]

@@stephendonovan9084 ...I'll shiny hunt a wooloo with this video on repeat tomorrow... The best idea ever!

[@magentafang9080]

Pokemon fans: STILL arguing over sword & shield JWittz: finding a shiny wooloo Edit: OMFG So many likes lol

[@marshscarf7467]

Yampers are a must even though thr gamr is kinds bsd

[@themurmeli88]

Well he's not going to find /get/anything a shiny hoppip, but he'll ecstatic to know he can find klink. I mean, in USUM I had to/could global-trade to get a klink, all you had in that was stuff like bulbasaur, squirtle, dratini etc. It's about time GF started purging them, I mean, why would you want a mareep when you can this.... not-mareep-sheep-mon, and klink. To be fair no one actually cares, because "it's just a game" -TheJWittz , where he spend 40h+ on the first route....

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

In route 1

[@Tkdboy-gk1wk]

Me: Getting a Rainbow Swirl Alcremie with a great nature.

[@themurmeli88]

@@haruhisuzumiya6650 It just sounds dumb. I mean, the verb is actually en route, and it's a road, you don't stand/walk IN the road.

[@sableyesgemeyes7918]

" I have been hunting wooloo so long that my wooloo isn't even a wooloo anymore. "

[@NechoJak]

that guy didnt just get a shiny wooloo as his first encounter, he got a *square* shiny wooloo as his first encounter. do you know how stupidly lucky that is

[@starespe8979]

The square shinies are actually more common in the wild

[@MazeOfMyDesign]

Actually, due to some programing error, its more common to find square shinies than normal shinies (The mistake being that the ratios of finding both ((15/16 normal 1/16 square)) Are exchanged/become the opposite when encountering a pokemon)

[@venom_colada1512]

Wait what's a square shiny?

[@MazeOfMyDesign]

@@venom_colada1512 Its a sort of different shiny or something

[@crow7611]

Right?!

[@smelly5465]

i just realized that the background music is “baa baa black sheep”... bc shiny wooloo is a black sheep

[@KeluRolen]

It's also twinkle twinkle little star, and the melody for the ABC's.

[@nuggetangel103]

@@KeluRolen Not exactly. Sure the same notes are being played (almost), but there are different syllable counts, therefore this one is specifically baa baa black sheep.

[@KeluRolen]

@@nuggetangel103 regardless I just like to point out them being very very very similar

[@nuggetangel103]

@@KeluRolen Yea, there are a handful of people who don't know how similar they are 😆

[@calebg6587]

I just noticed as I read this comment.

[@darkcloak100]

Talking about a new meaning to the phrase "counting sheep" lol

[@Aereto]

Nah, it is bagging sheep. 🐑

[@colbymullenix9140]

"And so legends did say, that Sir Wittz slaughtered wooloo by the scores straight for an entire fortnight. In the wake, the people gathered the slain, and feasted for many fortnight more."

[@voidenterprises]

with how many kids love fortnite you could replace it with that too

[@atrane365]

And there was much rejoicing.

[@lexy1748]

Hop: HOLY ARCEUS! Why are you level 100?!?! Player: *WOOLOO* Hop’s Wooloo: *scared and confused sheep noises*

[@DaBOOMKid]

Lex Nuqui Hop: Mate please just leave them alone for the sake of the population

[@n1knait863]

Me: Hmmmmm..... Imma shiny hunt a shiny rival Hop : Am i a joke to you?

[@TheChaosDragoness]

One man's descent into madness for a glittery piece of mutton.

[@FritzFoxPirate]

Haha nice

[@seanibarra1242]

BBC Reporter: Local child masecures sheep with his cat and lizard.

[@pandemisis3017]

Chuck "florida man" at the start of that, and you've got yourself a believable headline

[@alishac5540]

@@pandemisis3017 Surely the UK has its own version of Florida Man. Florida Man is just one of those universal constants.

[@garygao6072]

Alisha C Welsh man?

[@alishac5540]

@@garygao6072 LOL

[@KCzz15]

You really massacred that spelling of the word "massacres".

[@denzellizasuain563]

"Hey jwittz when are we going to get a review of S&S?" "When i get a shiny woolo" "Oh so you beat the game already" "No......"

[@shadownetwork]

I think this is a world record...

[@derglorreichegeselle]

Finding the shiny: "hey finally i found you, buddy" Behind you thousands of slauthered sheep.

[@AreCeeEffEx]

I think you meant "thousands" but I like the mental image of eviscerated wooloo particulate scattered all over a grassy field with a bright-eyed smiling youngster and their pet cat.

[@soren9780]

Imagine he crits it

[@jirehtheprovider]

Der GlorreicheGeselle that is lots of fresh woohoo meat

[@kinglight117]

This is the tale of “The Great Wooloo Genocide of 2019”

[@NakazoraGen]

I can get behind that.

[@awesomesmileyguy]

the real darkest day

[@holo6883]

Time for the wooloo crusade

[@cherrybansx7398]

This is the greatest wooloo genocide of all time.

[@lukefurno1151]

kinglight117 (colorized)

[@pokesisterxy4151]

JWittz: We've literally not once never had a Pokemon based on a sheep before. Mareep: Am I a joke to you?

[@egaming1875]

Yes, yes your are

[@baacloud]

@@egaming1875 Heresy.

[@n1knait863]

Well Mareep is Blue LABADIDABADAI Is Mareep even sheep?

[@averageaudienjoyer]

But ampharos is amazing

[@Greigames]

I was here for the Wooloo massacre. I will tell my grandchildren of this historical event.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

*Wooloo For that, to the camp!

[@Greigames]

Kim Jong-un that’s what I said fair leader

[@calibvr]

@@Greigames you may have, but you also didn't as it clearly says Wooloo, not Wooloo

[@geoffgibson1]

It's like the Great Emu War but more wool

[@calibvr]

@@geoffgibson1 or more emo

[@yaoimafia]

Me: i just shiny hunted wooloo for 5 days... My brain: did you find the black sheep?? Me: yeees My brain: goood, now you get *t h e g o o d c h e m i c a l s*

[@shiroyasha7324]

Pretty dopamine.

[@ItzPinkDawg]

Three bags full?

[@lolodoesart6811]

I shiny pidgey ran away from me one time :(

[@elloello4236]

Good chemicals Nostalgia Light bulb success Time paid off success

[@elloello4236]

@@lolodoesart6811 that's ruff budy

[@robertburchenal2902]

Alternate title: "I've sold my soul to a fictional sheep."

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Fictional black sheep

[@cookieblobber]

That’s like the title for the entire internet after Wooloo was shown

[@3N3MYKN1GHT]

Felixs minecraft series

[@WaywardBunnyy]

“We have literally once never had a Pokémon based on a sheep” DONT YOU SHADE MAREEP LIKE THAT

[@OctaviousNight]

Flaaffy didn’t die for this

[@RAC00NFANGIRL]

Zacknificent The Unimpressive I loved flaffy must Stone this man!

[@OctaviousNight]

Shadow Force Hey what’d I do to deserve stoning?

[@d3anims97]

What’s a Mareep?

[@RAC00NFANGIRL]

D3AniMs it’s sheep Pokémon.

[@zeevee2610]

Wooloo thats not shiny: *exists* Jwittz: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

[@lordofdarkness5505]

This needs more love

[@mttynan4690]

Wooloo that's not shiny: *exists* Jwittz: wait, that's illegal

[@lukehillenbrand1225]

“Not just the Wooloo-men, but the Wooloo-women and Wooloo-children too...”

[@Leopoldshark]

"He killed Woolewes, Padme."

[@Duhrkinhagen101]

They were like Pokémon! SO I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE POKÉMON!

[@Stormello]

This man's never gonna count sheep when going to sleep again, he'll just have Wooloo nightmares

[@soulite2574]

Too bad wooloo made it in but not your avatar

[@lonestrider3045]

He'll close his eyes and just see a field of passed out wooloo covering all of route 1 blocking him from playing the rest of the game

[@BlazinInferno]

Lmao

[@deella.3339]

The wooloos will have nightmares with him in it.

[@mushroomwings3236]

"We've never had a sheep Pokemon before!" Don't talk to me, or my Mareep son Zeus, ever again.

[@GTK_Aztech]

Meanwhile, turtles.

[@Blitz289581]

Aztech Dan turtwig

[@GTK_Aztech]

I've not run the numbers or anything, but there's like at least 1 turtle or turtle-esque pokemon/family line every gen.

[@thatoneuberedsoldier4505]

Chance avalugg is kinda turtle like ngl

[@Eldariel15]

Ironically my shiny mareep was the second shiny I ever randomly found in the wild. I love it, it is my best friend

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

*jwittz takes 48 hours of game time to catch a wooloo* RTgame: I can bet that.

[@BGrayWolf93]

Pokemon: "starts pointing at people", you get a shiny Wooloo, you get a shiny Wooloo, you get a shiny Wooloo, "points at JWittz" you don't, "continues" you get a shiny Wooloo, you get a shiny Wooloo, you get a shiny Wooloo.

[@josephmurray5915]

Plot twist. He was out of pokeballs when he found it.

[@AshleyandShelbyGray]

Scariest thing to happen to a trainer

[@cjbakaluk]

DON'T you do that to me BOY

[@johnnylin2289]

Or he instinctively knocked it out

[@Beta1sword]

That happen to me

[@selestielwolf7949]

That was me once. I friend told me to make sure I bought poke balls to catch the shiny riolu and I thought I did but realized upon seeing said shiny that I bought them in a different game.

[@yourconscience8018]

So that’s what that “Help me” notification from Twitch was about.

[@kugonah]

Shiny hunting is literally the definition of insanity

[@Twinklethefox9022]

For my current hunt, yes

[@devonishigh]

Doesn't fit the definition of insanity.

[@gengarvenom]

Jwittz: **Finally gets shiny wooloo** Also Jwittz: Wanna see me do it again.

[@ByteSizedGamer]

Markus Rochin gotta get the shiny living dex yk yk?

[@kyubiiofrage]

Good get the right nature.

[@nagolloop935]

kyubiiofrage that’s easy just use a mint

[@imquitefondofgeckos446]

“How many wooloo have you slaughtered?” “How many breads have you eaten in your life?”

[@alsace5393]

DIO!!!!

[@tallravioliboi531]

That shiny wooloo knows the joestar secret technique

[@seant1326]

"Thirteen. I only eat Japanese food." (Couldn't resist)

[@cherrybansx7398]

I have not eaten over 3000 breads in my life

[@i.ftekhar]

JOJO!

[@AkamexAris1023]

"Been hunting for Shiny Wooloo for so long my Wooloo isn't even a Wooloo anymore" 😂😂😂

[@tronman64]

By far the best quote.

[@____soda]

knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, AAAAAAAA -JWittz 2019

[@solarixstar]

“Do you hear the lambs, Clarice?” *cuts to a scene filled with Wooloos*

[@EdwardSnortin]

goodbye horsesssssss

[@priestesslucy3299]

Not anymore. All I hear is Silence. of the Lambs

[@NaiefThegoony]

*wooloo corpses

[@ZeroGForce]

JWIttz: "I've kicked over 3000 Wooloos and I'll do it again." Humane Society: "I'm about to end this KZbinr's entire career."

[@c3ntravaswani427]

PETA: aNiMaL aBuSe

[@CursedSFMS]

Human

[@sketch4846]

Hop: *screaming*

[@megaball-ps8tq]

Don’t wear wool coats

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You’ve been playing Pokémon Wrong? I never heard of that version before. I guess its counterpart is Pokémon Right and the third installment will be Pokémon Middle?

[@luketerry3635]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache it’s called Pokémon mediocre

[@aidenlilley1319]

Pokemon _debatable_

[@kameronhall4448]

No you idiot you're supposed to wait for Pokemon Maybe, and we're not even sure it exists yet

[@Zek3nator]

The third version is Poketmon Left you dingus. Why is this hard for people to understand.

[@DragoonBB]

@@kameronhall4448 I mean it might...

[@TheJacoliexp]

I wasn't even shiny hunting and I found a shiny nincada, two for the price of one baby😎

[@Apoc2K]

>invert colors "I don't get it, that's just a regular Wooloo." >kills it

[@FatalWarGhost]

Exactly what i was thinking Haha

[@SupremeOverlordG]

The sheep population is literally just gone

[@NeoScyther]

"I'll even do a solo Wooloo run". Now I want to see JWittz and Pikasprey do a collaboration video: Can you beat Pokemon Sword with just a Wooloo.

[@pumpkingreg6673]

gotta include mdb

[@mmandible5470]

Don’t do it on shield for the love of god it has the ghost gym and woohoo/dubwool learn normal and fighting moves

[@eliastta437]

@@pumpkingreg6673 u never knew he did pokemon.I just watched him play minecraft very long ago lol

[@danielgolden8116]

This is just like that movie “The Silence of the Wooloo”

[@YasminJFoster]

"Hannibal Lecter: [on telephone] Well, JWittz, have the lambs stopped screaming?"

[@DycuswasHere]

Have I ever told you the tale of Darth JWittz the Mad... It’s not a tale a professional Pokemon player would tell you...

[@nbirckett09]

Breaking News: child leaves route 1 for the first time in years

[@sam6764]

nicole birckett enters route 1 a boy, leaves a man

[@Valkier_Kato]

A man accompanied by nothing except a black sheep.

[@priestesslucy3299]

And blitzes the entire Pokemon League Challenge in less than two hours

[@indecisive_v]

Most people: *You're* playing Pokémon *WRONG!!* This video's title: *I'm* playing Pokémon wrong

[@kingkrool_gx_6030]

Me: Did you do it? Jwittz: Yes Me: At what Cost Jwittz: 9000 wooloo

[@nagolloop935]

Only 9000? Not OVER 9000?!

[@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube]

Exactly 9000.

[@isiahhauk5734]

Robert Reyes yare yare....

[@mustardwizard]

Someone: How many Wooloo have you knocked out? Jwittz: How many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@Bluebedo]

Someone: Thirteen. I prefer Japanese food.

[@terrariafanthefloran]

who? Uhh i ate millions of bread?

[@calvincuonz2740]

Even Speedwagon is afraid!

[@VelvetIcematoro]

! JWITTZ!!!

[@JP-hk6xw]

*DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@SakuraAvalon]

Hop: Alright, time to go! *Sends out level 6 Wooloo* JWittz: ... AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Sends out level 100 Meowth*

[@cheiftainvulpix]

"I haven't left route one" me who is still training there: a h

[@B3FMandCProductions]

When counting sheep actually causes you to lose sleep

[@babyrage5678]

AmericanHero247 underrate comment

[@george36615984]

Very underrated 🤣

[@GeneralCane]

JWittz: "It's spherical..." Me: "SPHERICAL?!?!"

[@jonathanjacjohnson]

GeneralCane the sad thing is. So many kids wont understand the reference

[@ryanclemons1]

@@jonathanjacjohnson I'm 30 years old and i don't understand it.....

[@christophs.2386]

Don't tell me you are a flat sheeper.

[@drewcourtney376]

@@christophs.2386 well, in JWittz's case.... Thousands of flat sheep... Bleeding...

[@skylon01]

I’m 14 and I understand it

[@buttons551]

JWittz: We literally have never had a Pokemon based on a sheep before. Mareep: Am I a joke to you?

[@kefkapalazzo1]

Same

[@starkiller1289]

Well Mareep got put to sleep in this dex

[@buttons551]

@@starkiller1289 That's illegal.

[@mousepat9371]

"We have LITERALLY never had a pokemon based on a sheep before" Mareep: am I a joke to you? Edit: welp ive just seen this comment has already been typed but i dont care

[@nseven1117]

yes mareep, yes you are

[@alexgreen4361]

You’re right, you’re going too fast. I’m at 150 hours, and I haven’t event left the title screen yet. Get with the times josh

[@MustacheDLuffy]

Starters are shiny locked btw

[@TwistyTreeline]

Woah speed racer. I'm still in line at gamestop and it's been a month.

[@R.DumDum]

Mustache D. Luffy nah you can breed to get them shiny, u just can’t get them at the beginning of the game as a shiny

[@lunarfloure]

Whoa I’m still at home without the game

[@Noobie2k7]

Yeah, i kind of hate that they shiny locked starters. Same with all the in world legendaries too, all shiny locked. Pointless, if people want to sit there ad soft reset 500+ times for a shiny starter they should be allowed too. Same with legendaries.

[@ZakanaHachihaCBC]

I’d have found it hilarious if the inverted colors clip had the shiny spawn so it would still look normal lol

[@xxOnigiri99]

I was expecting that to happen as well

[@Tuxyii]

The few remaining wooloo asking themselves, “Why are we still here, just to suffer?”

[@siddhantgoyal8709]

Exqtiik_ and the shiny hiding in route 2

[@kmart100]

*See's 999: Nine Persons, Nine Hours. Nine Doors reference. Single tear rolls down cheek

[@Goosefraba8282]

"we've never had a sheep pokemon" mareep stares in confusion

[@roygeritz6798]

"Am I a joke to you?" - Mareep

[@nebuluna78]

Shh... Mareep doesn't exist

[@twilightvulpine]

RIP Mareep, didn't sheep

[@Grrimbark]

*Whimsicott visibly shaking*

[@dandan.miyang]

The real shiny Wooloo is the friends we've made along the way.

[@yetiornot5726]

*When will that meme stop being funny to me?* ... Apparently, today+(today+1)

[@tentavision13]

Yes, my shiny Wooloo is my friend, and I made it along the way

[@duskstone109]

Mental note: Keep this man away from real life sheep.

[@benhuang2773]

Imagine if he went to Australia or New Zealand...

[@duskstone109]

@@benhuang2773 Or Ireland.

[@Anthony8851]

2:35 Time is worth money. Pokémon has chance rates. I'm not addicted.

[@topazmaymemory2982]

In an alternate universe He didn’t get his wooloo. The next games come out. He’s still at route 1. Still hunting wooloo.

[@fireassassin123]

The sad thing is, I've seen exactly this scenario before. I had a friend who was adamant about starting Sun/Moon with a shiny Litten. Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon came out, they still never got that shiny litten. The Let's Go games came out, they finally gave up on shiny hunting litten.

[@TheKawaiifan]

I’ve been hatching eggs for shiny growlithe since X and Y. Still nothing.

[@shadowwolf550]

Silence of the Lambs: The shining one.

[@THEEND4444]

“I’ve been hunting Wooloo so long my, Wooloo isn’t even a Wooloo anymore!”

[@wisgarus]

Wooloo is so cute that when I get my hands on the game, I won't ever evolve it.

[@alexace2647]

"The last couple of games have been very generous with their shiny encounters." Me: *Cry's in my corner holding my empty box of shiny pokemon.*

[@MrCG35]

Yeeaaahh, I found two shinies just playing thru Sun. With that said, I’ve found only two random shiny Pokémon in other games since 2001.

[@jeremiahdebenedetto5479]

I've only had 1 legit shiny in 2014 a shiny whismur in pokemon ruby. My one and only. Except pogo

[@chompyzilla]

I found a shiny tentacool while doing a water-type only Nuzlocke of Alpha Sapphire. At least it was conveniently timed.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

For me it's better,but more cruel. In all ofll my favorite generations, I have zero Shiny. Crystal ? The Red Gyarados don't count (well, I hunted for the Mystery Egg, but still...) Emerald ? Nope. Gen 5, despite me playing through every game with each Starters. Nada. (Again, still counting the ones that aren't 100% shinies like Gible and Haxorus) But ORAS, my least favorite Pokemon games ? I have so many shinies, I actually don't even care anymore when I meet one. (Because DexNav).

[@robertharris6092]

I dont even care about shinys. But i bred a perfect IV female moody gardevoire that just so happened to be shiny.