I’m Sorry Broadcast - Off Topic

[@LivingDust92]

"I wonder why Geoff wasn't allowed to do ad reads." -> Geoff does an ad read. "Oh."

[@lobsterman2727]

Envsan Great for content and comedy, not so much for business or sponsors. Much like most demonetised content on the platform

[@RDR911]

Yeah, I'd imagine sponsors would be pissed that he's basically just making fun of their product.

[@danielfisher5262]

Except the fact that the people watching their content enjoy these types, and positive emotion tied to your product is important.

[@wingponymedic2360]

These sponsors are probably 1% of RT's profit. if they pull their support i don't think it cripples them much

[@brandonmacdonald520]

Nathan Core Yeah, they were selling their own stuff long before sponsors came in.

[@DREWSONofthe43]

Geoff's ad reads are the best.

[@bluefast4923]

His sherries berries one was a masterpiece.

[@calebnelson4932]

He realls sells those products

[@kaddieo.3850]

What are the times for his ad reads?

[@11mateusmv]

DREWSONofthe43 L

[@Joe.Joseph]

It's a Tide ad.

[@STormnNormn2027]

Geoff was right. I looked at my clock and it was that time. He is a wizard.

[@deejackson5602]

I only want Geoff ad-reads from now on

[@RealAyzeNZ]

La'quanganay Jackson 53:03 😂😂😂😂😂

[@starkman8773]

I want to see more of Geoff doing add reads. I was about to buy a box of berries but then I remembered that I hate strawberries. That’s how good Geoff was

[@dombon8044]

Starkman87 But the ribbon

[@ds-xi8ck]

geoff makes the ad reads worth listening to

[@MainGoldDragon]

yep, it really was something. And people dislike ad reads and skip over them...

[@RealAyzeNZ]

53:03

[@caelummartin3378]

Anyone ever realise Trevor looks like the the son from meet the robinsons

[@emilymiller1072]

Not until now

[@jelly6778]

Caelum Martin everytime i saw him

[@notebooknquill2811]

*T H I S*

[@GabePuratekuta]

You mean White Alfredo?

[@Sepherzz]

Lmfaooooo I never thought about that

[@3rsaVods]

Second ad read got real sad real fast

[@skyfever111]

AND THEN GEOFF STARTS SLAPPING HIMSELF ON THE WRIST WITH HIS RUBBER BAND WHICH IS A TECHNIQUE USED BY PEOPLE TO PREVENT SELF HARM TENDENCIES !!!!! JESUS CHRIST GUYS THAT HURT GEOFF A LOT MORE THAN HE LET ON

[@Nathan-cv6sm]

Max Darrow or maybe he just wanted to flick himself, dont over think everything...

[@InternetsDadGaming]

Max Darrow I've never been tempted to cut myself and every time I wear a stretchy bracelet or rubber band I smack the hell out of myself with it.

[@halozambies]

hes probably using it to deflect from drinking

[@orakuotaku]

Max Darrow Don't assume

[@iwill4ev422]

Beginning- "Does this table belong to anyone?".... "Not currently? That means yes" End- "SEE YOU IN AUSTRALIA! *destruction*"

[@thebritandthezebra]

so wierd to hear Jack talk about his flight home from London when I met him in the airport and was 4 rows behind on the flight itself!

[@carlyisamazing34]

Geoff should read the ad reads every week

[@th3ging3rkidd7]

Carr f normally I don't like them, goeff males them interesting. Yes it's spelled goeff...

[@GabePuratekuta]

HAha, "male" isn't a verb, silly

[@Painfoot]

I was honestly expecting Lovely Ryan

[@benjaminraskin8509]

Painfoot instead you get Trevor and Alfredo

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

Deadpoolio The Amazing -.- Hes talking about the Table not ryan BRUUUUH

[@benjaminraskin8509]

kronicOverseer nah u right I'm being a shithead I am sorry and thank you for the input. Also sorry for the hurtful words I thought they were funny tho undeserved

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

Deadpoolio The Amazing I found the usage of the word literal was funny. Thanx for chillin out n apologizing (not necessary really but still thanx lol) way to be one of the rare mature ones

[@Stingray42285]

Wait their sound guy is named Mike lol

[@AdrianjTenEyck]

Nice

[@SlimeMage32]

What're the chances its spelt Mic?

[@CronusAkuma]

Took me a second

[@lucaschapmansmith]

His second name is Rophone

[@benhowarth843]

lucaschapmansmith boooo

[@MiniStudMuffin]

Best thing about this podcast is constantly remembering that Geoff isn’t drunk...

[@40calripken32]

I apologise to Mic, our sound guy.

[@brandonmacdonald520]

Under Belp a real stand-up guy.

[@plcinto4042]

Under Belp Is that what they’re calling Ryan now?

[@623pieman]

Brandon MacDonald criminally underrated comment

[@chicken8487]

I have never seen anything cute than 4 full grown men sitting cross legged at a tiny table.

[@TusksTheAxew]

Not to mention that two of said men have beards/facial hair of some sort (not counting Jeremy since he was standing) and one of 'em has tattoos basically coating their entire body, too. Now that's the most hardcore tiny table tea-party i've ever seen.

[@darter9000]

How about five?

[@ethandunn3203]

At RTX they mentioned the new show is "Achievement Haunters". The main 6 go to haunted places and find ghosts.

[@MainGoldDragon]

oh was that the board game thing they were talking about ?

[@icecreamisnice117]

Can’t tell if this is a joke...

[@KyRex1783]

Isn't that the pre-evolved form of Achievement Gengars?

[@VengeanceTyphlosion]

Dude, there IS a game called Betrayal at House on the Hill that would fit the theme well and be awesome if they played it!!!

[@hinesvillebass6742]

Pro tip they get shifty larry to get fucked by a ghost

[@thebigbear4696]

I wonder how Sharie’s Berries feels about the ad read after the roping conversation

[@demonikfunk]

i dont think sherries berries or me undies really care too much, they've stuck by off topic and mmp when other sponsors have pulled out

[@CyberGenesis1]

They knew what they were getting into...

[@_i_4m_a_r0b0t_]

The Bigbear I feel roped in for them berries

[@NealXtic]

Shari's Berries left MMP after the "official berry of the Klan" joke

[@hyypersonic]

I love Geoff’s ad reads so much. He’s absolutely hilarious lmao

[@ScottKudo]

Yay! Geoff has energy again for the first time in like 3 months. Tune in next week when he slips back into his dark descent of depression!

[@CButtonshaw]

have you SEEN the golf video yet?

[@ScottKudo]

I have seen it and his rage during that was glorious. Reminds me of a Minecraft LP a few years back when they were trying to trap a (zombie villager?) and it killed Geoff and he just about lost all his sanity from it XD

[@robertespinoza5958]

It's the rope pills xD

[@j0hnathan13l5]

Did you go to RTX Sydney? His Millie story made me so depressed lmao

[@iAmProLogical]

I know exactly how he feels (depression wise, not what's going on in his life) so it's literally on again off again every few days 🙃

[@mrastleysghost]

I can't fucking wait for the board game show... This pilot is gonna be fucking hilarious since they're all so drunk.

[@blola2118]

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

[@DawnApon]

The truth come out

[@trevorkading6165]

Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago.

[@n0body550]

He’s married though

[@bootmanbill2362]

r/woooooosh

[@n0body550]

BootManBill that went straight over my head hasn’t it?

[@zebra486]

The videos where you guys actually produce a character and stay in their mindset are the best. Jokes with references to prior moments during game are the best. "Lets send him to the brige"

[@WolfSiyaa]

I love Trevor's "I did that on purpose" smile. Also SUPER excited for that varsity jacket.

[@logic5274]

I feel click baited I don't see Michael - Michael showed up, im happy now

[@VikingIncorporated]

Well done, laughed so much this episode. They mentioned the Falcon Heavy launch and that truly was glorious.

[@Erdnussbuttertoast]

what Geoff said about traffic lights in Germany: they turn yellow before green so that you have time to prepare yourself ("it's gonna be green in a sec, put in the gear and make yourself ready to put your food on the gas pedal" - very helpful when you're standing uphill at a red light). Sometimes, this is shown by having red and yellow on at the same time. what also happens sometimes is " green - yellow - green", although that usually only happens at night with traffic based streetlights; they follow a certain schedule when nobody's there but that schedule is interrupted so that you don't have to slow down when you approach an intersection and nobody else is there.

[@nicklasabrahamsson8836]

geoff looks good in this, he obviously felt bad in the relationship with griffon at the end. Don't get me wrong I love 'em both but it just felt like they were putting so much effort into something that wasn't going to work out in the end. He's not gonna be single for long I feel.

[@Eorzat]

I don't know. The dude is in his 40s and has had 2 unsuccessful marriages. He might be single for awhile.

[@zackbarnes1832]

Or pull a Burnie and not marry at all. Just a long term serious relationship without the marriage.

[@bridieodare5471]

Zack Barnes isn’t Burnie engaged now? I’m pretty sure he and Ashley got engaged after Amazing Race, unless there’s been an update on that?

[@briannasumbillo1658]

Aww....they were my idol couple

[@DMIwriter]

32:18 I lived in Iceland for 2 years and that's how traffic lights work there too. According to my Icelandic friends it's because the overwhelming majority of cars on the roads are manuals. So the light goes from red to yellow so that drivers can get their cars into gear by the time the light turns green. I've also been to Lima, where the lights count down like Trevor mentioned, and it's an absolutely wonderful idea.

[@grimreaper1542]

Best ad reads of any Off Topic ever

[@MWorl91]

Geoff needs to read every ad read. I’d watch an hour of Geoff ad reads if they put it in one video

[@EloImFizzy]

I feel like this episode more than others was just them speaking over each other.

[@OppositeofHATE7]

EloImFizzy gets annoying

[@slumlord7982]

this was recorded right after last weeks episode, so they are all already drunk lmao, thats why they keep getting louder and start talking over each other, kinda annoying but still entertaining other than goeff of course

[@emmalynn9271]

Slum Lord I get that but they’re all wearing different outfits???

[@slumlord7982]

saw dust from them chainsawing the table, also might have something to do with the ad reads, supposed to be once a week but they recorded same day.

[@zachariahadams7940]

Slum Lord no, they make fun of it the whole time and if your being sarcastic it doesn't translate through text

[@Faxonzeta]

1:52:30 Wow two episodes and two broken tables hope they have another table at RTX Sydney to keep the streak going

[@like17badgers]

heard there was going to be a full TLC match there actually, but they couldn't afford any ladders or chairs...

[@superdude4464]

Geoff and Michael during the ad reads sounded like Mac and Charlie from Always Sunny and I love it so much

[@Tara-ys3ft]

Watching this two weeks after it was put up, and miraculously I am watching this at 9:30 in the morning.

[@alexmh3]

a flashing green light means you can turn while the opposing side is still at a red light

[@o0Avalon0o]

8:40 _Thanks Trevor_ I just Googled it and now I'm having trouble keeping down my lunch

[@angelrobles6136]

Off topic 117 they should have the screen in the back with one person playing halo

[@faithaliciouslove]

I thoroughly enjoy when Geoff does the ad reads

[@Classy2Shoes]

I love Alfredo's face, in the beginning, where he is sipping his drink

[@15DEAN1995]

i cannot wait for the sea of thieves video :D the stream was fantastic to watch so i cant wait i havent been this hyped for something since they did the full halo 5 playthrough :)

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

DEANOGTO isnt it already out? XD

[@Ares-5933]

they just released one earlier today and it's pretty top

[@patrickrhyno4517]

@ 1:52:42 "Wait there's a _bottom_ half! Hang on! Goooooo! Ded-dit-bet-tset-du-BEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!" -Michael Jones, 2018

[@foxhound5699]

Loving the way Michael walks in like a proper dad. 'why you all sat on the floor? It fucking stinks in here'

[@mintycitrus61]

Normally The ad reads don't do anything for me but the sherrie's berries ad read really resonated with me for some reason

[@stephaniema9526]

Everytime they make a joke about Ryan and meg I always double over laughing 😂😂

[@superpumpkinftw]

"I'm shattered" is the best last line from off topic yet

[@Legitcar117]

I left this podcast once again realizing that these guys are amazing.

[@Skyraider119]

The big fat quiz of the year is amazing! awesome Jeremy!

[@TooSplicedUp13]

Jack with that funny smile at the last ad read killed me

[@Storm45x]

This is so funny to me, I just had driving lessons this weekend and they were talking about driving stuff in the podcast xD

[@UberVilla]

Definitely my favorite episode of any podcast that I can remember, fucking amazing

[@旭球]

Geoff's ad reads made me realize that he would be great on Rick and Morty.

[@YourSportsHistorian]

I really want to see this board game show

[@RossiGirl]

I appreciate Jeremy's big fat quiz reference ❤️ we watch every year too!

[@lionspirit47]

Geoff at the end of the sea of thieves live stream "Yarr, I be havin a southern accent"

[@jimmy-breeze]

Geoff should do all the ad reads, he makes them actually entertaining

[@ConstantlyAdging]

That was the best Shari's Berries ad I've ever heard haha

[@maspethb7865]

Camera crew really loves Jeremy. Lol there's so many shots of him in this episode.

[@Izzanime]

Thank you Jeremy for giving Pepsi Blue the recognition it deserves! I loved that shit! It was only around for a small amount of time in Australia

[@glorysky1998]

When you see Micheal breaking something I the thumbnail, you know it's a good episode

[@robinmoore1172]

Off Topic makes my brain smile Especially ol Geoff

[@gavinbugg8824]

It's good to see Geoff looking happy and healthy

[@madmikeone2136]

25:27 Trevor giving Geoff a sip of his drink

[@SillyPillow]

I skip all ad reads except for the ones that Geoff does. He's a brilliant man.

[@Coreyphillips1]

love when geoff does ad reads

[@jcaps67]

10:08 with Geoff and black alfredo one of my fav moments

[@dPokey]

the MeUndies ad sounded like the On The Spot game where people setup others Tinder profiles for Geoff :D

[@jasonmoore5619]

I'm seriously legit pumped for a board game show.

[@DecoyMcRoy]

Trevor's experience with wow "I am not where I should be in a zone way higher level than me and I died a lot so I quit." Also Geoff's add reads are legendary.

[@zacharykoorn9323]

The best ad read I have ever heard

[@moelester6479]

the pirate shit is so funny. that definitely needs to be a series

[@PDX_Mycoo]

Flashing yellow means you can blow through that light, but be careful because the side roads have to come to a stop before turning onto that road.

[@skyvscalimous]

Checked the clock, it's 9:30pm in the uk, just as geoff said it was 9:30 somewhere.

[@slipperygoose4315]

That might have been the best ad read I've ever heard. 👌

[@orioncooke6451]

Jack is literally a muppet with some of his movements 😂

[@maddielewis9277]

the ad reads were the best part of this episode

[@alias588]

I like how Trevor keeps giving everyone else tiny sips of his drink via forced perspective.

[@nailnile1829]

Wow. Best off topic yet.

[@trentondavis7044]

Legendary Gypsy you watched that incredibly fast

[@ienzio7795]

Trenton Davis First membership

[@ajesco]

Ienzio _ It's funny how people always forget that.

[@trentondavis7044]

AJ didn't forget anything, I'm double gold You don't usually go "wow that was good" unless you just finished something. You don't typically eat a sandwich and then 2 days later say "wow what a great sandwich". See what im saying?

[@ienzio7795]

Trenton Davis That's true but if you ate a really good sandwich you might go up to a friend a couple days later and tell them how good it was.

[@jordansmith2785]

Geoffs ad reads are amazing

[@TheStfn1986]

About the german traffic light thing: The sequence is "Green - yellow - red - RED AND YELLOW - green". So yellow means "prepare to go", red and yellow together means "prepare to stop". Greetings from Germany.

[@richardbrown6871]

This table break was 10 times better than the other one.

[@Xyroc]

LMAO Geoff's face of betrayal at 45:20 fucking priceless

[@Nordic_Mechanic]

flashing green you have priority , once it turns solid you cant turn left anymore

[@carlyisamazing34]

"I am shattered" best part

[@TeddyOccult]

I need a reaction gif of Jeremy's face at 11:14

[@DanMarston117]

Gonna be honest, the table break was much better than the actual table break.

[@JadonWolffsCave]

The Shari's Berries link and MeUndies link are both pointing to the Shari's Berries website

[@nikiemartin827]

Geoff's ad read made me want to buy ALL of Sherrie's Berries

[@Josephjsaugust]

me too

[@Josephjsaugust]

I already bought myself some hahahah

[@bradpennartz]

They make so many remarks about not needing a medic, then Michael immediately breaks his knee over a table.

[@Punxatowny]

Love your taste in music Geoff. Propagandhi is awesome!

[@nnmartin94]

"I love 3-shots deep Jeremy" ...9 am on a Monday

[@scottk2290]

I want Geoff and Michael to have a QVC/Home Shopping Network type show so badly

[@ErkalEtruria]

I am from NJ. I know the pain of trying to beat the light. This one light is a hit or miss. If you see a line, get ready to sit there for 10 minutes.

[@d.spears3258]

"Fuck you guys. I'm up here." Jeremy Dooley - 2018

[@SerpentVX]

Geoff: This is what I need! Me: You have described tinder.

[@CCSTPOOM]

2 and half minutes in and Geoff made a 30 Rock reference. This is gonna be a good video

[@OneTrueEdge]

Are they going to resin cast the destroyed table?

[@coxfuture]

jack coming in with the less than jake reference at 26:00

[@ethanhedden9896]

I wanna give Geoff a hug.

[@UponThisAltar]

Geoff listening to Propaghandi makes me very happy.