I'm Sorry

[@opalpapaya]

The watch almost destroyed Noel’s class consciousness 😭

[@melon5165]

@Laitoiel what did you say

[@opalpapaya]

@Laitoiel love that, thank you

[@anubisgodofdeath420]

Lmao. Mans really spent like 6 minutes explaining and apologizing for a watch lmaooo

[@alexisarteev-salazar9247]

@@anubisgodofdeath420 literally hasanabi

[@PlayerTenji95]

Lmfaooooo, this is the best KZbin comment yet!

[@jellosquid]

Okay but the guy who was able to just shake the watch and tell it was fake is goated

[@bruno0_u]

He didn't say it here but on the podcast he said he went to a certified Rolex retailer afterwards and the employees were like "there's no experts here that can certify if a watch is a real". That shaking man is truly goated

[@boopdeeb9444]

@@bruno0_u just a guess but that's likely because they have a process to authencate the watch. Even if the employee is 99% sure the watch is fake, they can't just say it. Noel even said that once he held the real thing, he could instantly tell his watch is fake.

[@ReikaRei]

He was probably checking if it had an automatic movement or quartz. Automatic movements make a whirring noise when you shake them so if it makes no sound it’s quartz (battery operated) and is almost certainly fake since almost all high-end watches have automatic or hand-wound movements.

[@TioMogi]

@@ReikaRei I mean it'd have to be a realllll shitty fake to not even be automatic lmao. Even the crap $50 Chinatown fakes use automatic movements. I'm sure you know but there are different movements (the engine as noel compares it to) so he might have been able to tell by shaking it that it was a lower quality movement than Rolex uses in authentic watches (ie loose tolerances between piece parts causing a rattling sound).

[@appleman29]

@@bruno0_u do they show the watch on the podcast?

[@jasonvargas7564]

No you’re not

[@dolphinman9896]

Not what

[@strwberryzz]

@@dolphinman9896sorry

[@AliasDufe-vf8gl]

@@strwberryzz sorry what?

[@OliverJames69]

@@AliasDufe-vf8gl Huh?

[@AliasDufe-vf8gl]

@@OliverJames69 huh what sorry?

[@megharoni]

Don't feel too bad, Noel. Even if I had noticed the watch, I wouldn't know what a Rolex is supposed to look like so I wouldn't have been impressed anyway.

[@adeer87]

Same

[@cakebby18]

Yeah us poors don't know about fancy shit

[@gusguslvr]

yeah i didnt even notice the watch in the last vid

[@stephhernandez7772]

Yup

[@CannedCam]

Yea now I’m pissed (jk)

[@heavenwaits]

noel saved from being a class traitor by getting a fake instead of a real rolex

[@lolitamolita5354]

@Don't read profile photo Don't beg for interaction like this

[@squidwardstesticles5914]

@@lolitamolita5354 don’t bother, it’s probably a bot. Just report as spam and move on

[@a.w_.]

do you unironically think he's in the same class as the average viewer regardless of this? don't kid yourself.

[@musicmoviesart]

@@a.w_. lighten up man it’s a joke lol

[@heavenwaits]

@@a.w_. 1. it’s a joke bruh 2. if we’re serious: he’s a comedian who works for his money. if you genuinely think people who work and make six figures a year are the enemy, you aren’t seeing the bigger picture

[@chorizojoe8282]

Aleena was savage for leaving Noel at the mall

[@scorpleeon]

lol

[@adeer87]

Heheh

[@omg0976]

LMAO

[@aidanpenny6065]

HAHAHAH

[@HSE_VO]

LMFAO

[@Timman57]

I'll never not laugh at the, "oh brother THIS GUY STINKS."

[@jenl7094]

Where is that from?

[@sugarycitrus8247]

Spongebob

[@MrWowihatemylife]

absolutely

[@nakhiahodges]

Bruh if it's JUST 350 then he can JUST pay for it himself. All that time he wastes following her to stores like a child following his mom around he could be looking for a job.

[@Chloe-pi8hf]

Fr instant ick like call off that engagement 💀💀

[@mightymeatymech]

My favorite part was when his friend said she was financially controlling him 🤡🤡🤡

[@danijones8314]

i just *know* he got her a cheap ring & now he’s asking her for expensive jewelry lmaooo he’s a complete child

[@jenl7094]

@@danijones8314 you know she bought that ring, which there’s nothing wrong with, except in this case. I wanna find that post and see what people commented and if she kicked his leeching ass to the curb.

[@nickie2483]

😭😭 no bc fr

[@M.I.N.A.]

She was right to walk away. It's one thing if she agrees to pay for everyday things and necessities. Some new clothes and stuff but blowing up at her for not paying for some watch? And then gaslighting her about it? I wouldn't get married to a person like that.

[@mightymeatymech]

He just wanted his accessories

[@bob_seger]

Hes itching for some new gagets

[@empyrreann]

Not to mention getting his equally as man childish friends involved too. I hope she leaves him, she deserves better.

[@GamerSisters]

You know Noel for all of these fatherless jokes, I'm starting to think these are cries for help because they are way too accurate lmfao.

[@stueyphone]

He said something about his own dad at the end of the video... hmm

[@becca1385]

Wtf KZbin asked me to rate this comment from terrible to good and then asked why I gave a good rating, I said it was informative 🤣

[@ScoobyDoozy]

@@becca1385 This sent me 😆💀💀

[@grantpaisley9012]

I mean yeah have you been to one of his stand-up shows? Buddy's gone through it all

[@becca1385]

@@grantpaisley9012 I’m seeing him in Charlotte next week!!!

[@rVnsunshine]

She shoulda bought the watch and given it to her dad lmao

[@cakebby18]

Yesss in front of the man baby too

[@Unfortunate_thee_unforunate]

fr, that would’ve been soooo satisfying.

[@tinyprettymoon]

And then break up with him and find someone who doesn’t use and manipulate her. Ultimate girl boss move lol

[@AstreaStarsASMR]

I'd rather be an asshole than be with someone who can comfortably say the word catch in that context without simply passing away from the cringe

[@dolphinman9896]

2 parentless mfs above me

[@3tearz]

LMAO

[@jenl7094]

Insert Regina from Mean Girls line here, just replace fetch with catch. They both sound cringe af, but at least Gretchen had some redeeming qualities

[@haventchangedmypfpsince2009]

Similar effect to when guy once told me "toodles"

[@AstreaStarsASMR]

@@haventchangedmypfpsince2009 sheeesh my condolences

[@jamessmedley5656]

I just realised I’ve been subconsciously staring at the shine off Noel’s forehead for like 5 minutes

[@strangedivad2392]

I’ve been looking at the tip of his nose, you are not alone

[@rbbl_]

I watch bowls videos on background play cuz I don’t wanna see his head

[@brandonio1227]

Isn’t that what we all do?

[@BamboozledMS]

Moth

[@nickcola1997]

Noel: "This video has been brought to you by Vaseline and body tanner"

[@heavenwaits]

noel loves lewis hamilton sm because he’s the yassified version of himself

[@actionjackson3522]

Has anyone ever seen Noel and Lewis Hamilton in the same room at the same time?

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Lewis is simply Noel *yassified* , so glad that’s been agreed upon

[@khalilahd.]

Agreed

[@kellyramkissoon5931]

Love it

[@machine_toaster202]

Yassified Noel looks like kumala

[@danielshumny7246]

I think Noel be pretending he has a joke that’s too inappropriate to say when he really has nothin which is fine we all go blank sometimes lmao xoxo

[@eriksteverman]

I think he just didn’t want to flex on us about his fake Rolex 😂

[@DrDarkheart]

I'm pretty sure he was flexing his empty wrist

[@eriksteverman]

its insulting to hear noel say, "i'm not a rapper" at this point lol

[@chaloobywazowski8784]

as he ends the video with 🔥

[@Kadz25]

R u that thirsty for likes that u copied and pasted a comment from his music vid smh

[@bandilenzimande5253]

@@Kadz25 you are so pressed. Rest.

[@MikeHedges1993]

I'm pretty sure he is making a joke calling back to the video where the guy says "I'm not a rapper though"

[@CannedCam]

Wood worm isn’t on Spotify anymore

[@christinaaafaith]

whoever gave noel that rolex you're doing gods work

[@sgtappo2625]

Why?

[@abby999]

@@sgtappo2625 good for his ego hopefully lol

[@anya_c7893]

noel in his scam victim era

[@apri-icot]

Noel can make up for the fake rolex flex by getting a real one for his dad this weekend

[@pascalmirchev6855]

damn

[@delvaughnj0427]

Wow

[@billienasmith485]

I’m sure Cody will appreciate that

[@chrisbrindas1559]

he'd have to find him first

[@jamiehatesyou9175]

Oh shit is he coming back with the milk this weekend?

[@The.Destroyer.Of.The.Worlds]

I feel so bad for this woman on the story. The guy sounds like the biggest narcissist and his friend so douchy. I hope she has it better now.

[@CocaSoula]

noel i really love the chia pet growing on your head

[@ayyylmao101]

Never seen a black chia pet before, what a novelty!

[@LilSaphy]

Violated damn

[@jbone877]

I say this with love in my heart, Noel; I think the fake rolex did you some good, my man. It does us all some good to be humbled, sometimes

[@mrwendt6649]

That AITA fakeout was great

[@zyrashah3427]

A fan waited an hour to give you a gift and tell you how you've positively impacted his life. I would cherish the watch anyway. I'm a teacher and students give me "fake" things all the time, it's still real to me dammit.

[@morganruger888]

This

[@blueismylove3128]

It's a bit different working with kids who don't really understand the value of things yet. But I like this sentiment. Maybe we should give the man the benefit of a doubt, cause maybe he didn't know it wasn't real.

[@sheridan7475]

I need videos like this and weird dms every single day

[@meateaterandbeater9544]

@Don't read profile photo you're very smart

[@jenl7094]

Yeah, seeing Noel bravely admit his flaws and make jokes about it. Love that. Then roasting a grown “man” willing to have a temper tantrum over things he can’t afford while emotionally blackmailing his gf is pure gold entertainment. As a teacher who only ever made (and mostly saved up) real money working overseas at international schools, I can relate to being poor for most of my career. I never, ever could imagine myself a) expecting extravagant gifts from any of my previous bf’s or b) begging and whining for them. I just cannot imagine that mindset. I agree that this content really hits home and even if I don’t personally relate, it’s funny af.

[@strange4414]

he’s looking for a mom not a girlfriend, but he clearly should be looking for a father figure instead

[@Elxroid]

Noel really be recycling his jokes from the podcast, like a true comedian

[@aleesajordan4747]

i legit watched half of the podcast episode before this dropped too lmfaooo

[@baraaahmad7738]

Not everyone watches the podcast so there’s no shame in that

[@EE-sw3uh]

Some of his stories from twitch streams also make it into his standup. Its called *sustainable comedy*

[@annakepes8050]

@@EE-sw3uh we stan an eco conscious king

[@orbit515]

and we love him for it

[@edmonton3177]

If I had a wife that made 5x more than I did I would never fumble as this guy

[@certifiedcat6435]

she wouldnt be YOUR wife wouldnt she

[@TempehLiberation]

Noel thinking he flexin on me with the rollex, bruh I used to wear a casio with a calculator on it, I'm way too dripped out.

[@sadmermaid]

Get me an umbrella for all that drip!

[@moreonthisat7393]

I was actually holed up in my room in a severe depressive state because I was so ashamed of how poor I was when I saw that watch. You waved it around like an asshole and every time I glanced at it I teared up. I will be doing much better now that you've cleared everything up. I would have said you were the asshole if you didn't come clean. Thanks Noel, and I forgive you

[@moreonthisat7393]

@prey wth? I don't need to make cinnamon rolls guy. Thanks for the suggestion though

[@moreonthisat7393]

@Manuela Montuori I wouldn't know cause I'm not on my phone tf. I do have the latest blackberry though, if you were so curious

[@justinwatson1510]

Don’t be ashamed of how much you earn; it’s through no failing of your own that you aren’t rich, no matter what you might tell yourself. The problem is capitalism, not you.

[@brontebell7748]

@Manuela Montuori what’s even more baffling is that we can see it like? Usually devices “translate” their emojis or if they don’t exist on another device “translate” into a box with an ‘X’ in it. So it makes me think that this is some weird KZbin emoji

[@scoopitywoop]

I too trembled with anxiety at the sight of the Rolex. It drove me into a deep state of panic to imagine that there were people I admired who received gifts such as $26,000 watches

[@kiera2867]

Someone explain to me why it’s embarrassing that it’s not a brand name Rolex. It looks similar enough that until you took it to an expert, you thought it was genuinely a Rolex watch. It looks the same, it’s tells the time the same, you didn’t pay the money for a Rolex so you didn’t lose anything. It’s a watch. If you like it then it’s good. I’ll never understand brand hype.

[@spagetter]

I suppose because it's an instant signifier to others that you're rich enough to pay for useless shit (for the poor) or that you dress up appropriately (for the rich), so it's like lying that you have a phd just to be admired. But yeah, it's weird. What's more surprising is that some commenters admitted to being affected by it and expressed relief about the watch being fake.

[@ghostie45678]

"catch" reminds me of "that's so fetch" from mean girls

[@monkeydoesnotpaytaxes]

He can't stop making bangers for the algorithm.

[@sourcitrusjuice]

I need more uploads like this, like we need more storytimes about your life noel

[@Moonberry.]

Your pfp is the best🤣

[@skycloud5695]

I will never understand why a perfectly nice looking watch that JUST TELLS TIME LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO, would ever need be worth such as insane amount of money. What's with people thinking extremely overpriced shit is impressive or stylish. All you're telling me is that your desperately in need of social validation to spend so much money so poorly. Even when your rich, just think about the amount of good you could do for yourself and others instead of throwing away over 20k.

[@koszonet]

For people who can actually *afford* a Rolex, buying one is the same as a regular person buying a digital Casio or something. That amount of money doesn’t register as a lot for them. It’s the people who spend their entire savings on a Rolex and then are broke because of it that are the clowns 2 people are buying a t shirt and have to choose between A: spending £40, and B: spending £400 Person A earns £350 a week, person B ears 20k a week. For person A: the first t shirt is about 10% of their weekly income, and the 2nd is 115% For person B: the first is less than 1% and the second is 2% of their weekly income. Person A chooses T shirt A because it’s easy to separate the items based on income. Person B chooses either, because there’s not much difference between T shirts A and B in terms of cost vs their income. Eat the rich.

[@idontneedaname318]

I think genuinely nice watches costing a lot is somewhat fair because they'll often have VERY high levels or craftsmanship and sometimes they'll even have gemstones or actual gold in emb

[@skycloud5695]

@@koszonet Yeah, I get the whole 'I have so money so I don't care about spending it' thing, I'm just pointing out how annoying it is to think so much money that, like you say, is just disposable to them, could help so many others. It's just as sad as it is disgusting that they would choose a meaningless purchases for themselves, when that same money they don't care about could be life changing to so many around them. I'm make less than the average person, I have time and again given away more than 80% of my savings to those around me who need it more. I barely get by, but I see it as a fantastic trade to help those who deserve it. That's why I get especially pissed over the concept of people who so much money just not giving a shit about anyone but them and theirs.

[@skycloud5695]

@@idontneedaname318 Right, but how many people can distinguish such high craftsmanship in the first place? Only a very select few. Why go to that effort, and spend that kind of money? What else by social validation, impressing people to stoke your own ego. Is that worth so much money? At that price, I think it's borderline unhealthy to care that much about what people think of you, that you would spend so much money, even if it's not a lot to you.

[@craycat1004]

Not included: Noel calling the crowd “poors” multiple times at his shows, xo from vancouver

[@krill7499]

i love noel always looking like he either got done running a marathon and showering, or crying at the start of the video.

[@faythedemon2372]

freaked out over the “im sorry” LMFAOOOO

[@sincerehoward8551]

ME TOOO

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfaooo literally same

[@spence2]

these bots thirsty for u

[@faythedemon2372]

@@spence2 ong 😭😭

[@brooklynseder]

My partner makes more then I do and she’s very generous. She and I know both know that I’ll never realistically pay her back but it’s about the principal of not feeling entitled. Surprise them with a dinner you can pay for, clean their watches and jewelry for them, ect. That second story made me cringe.

[@KentGoSuzuki]

You should’ve just stopped at dinner homie, cleaning her watches and jewelry just seems a lot. Like I’m just imagining Smeagol right now

[@IceyFireFox]

@@KentGoSuzuki eh, stay at home wives do plenty for their husbands that would also qualify as "seems a lot" then. That's just stuff you do for your partner imo.

[@ScoobyDoozy]

@@KentGoSuzuki If gently polishing a watch face is too much effort for you- my condolences to your sexual partners. “I’m just going to stop here homie. Bringing you to orgas m just seems like too much effort, I’m not Smeagle lol”.

[@KentGoSuzuki]

@@IceyFireFox stop it, I’m not saying that doing stuff for your partner is a lot. I’m saying the specific action of cleaning her trinkets is odd. It’s like expecting a wife to polish his shoes or hand wash his car. It’s more in line with a chore than an act of service.

[@daylightchim127]

the difference is that guy seems entitled and using her like some sort of bank with infinite spending capacity *edit to add that he's a grown man throwing literal tantrums over her not buying something he wants

[@maggotzdotjpg6663]

loving this little sub series

[@SergioR00]

3 replies, all bots lmao

[@stickyribs6494]

little sub? 😳

[@cdw2468]

uwu you can be my little sub series

[@samuelyoung7856]

Can we appreciate how hard the watch-repair guy went. Man shook it once and knew what it was (well wasn’t)

[@Evanz111]

So is Better Help actual therapy now? I remember them getting loads of backlash because they don’t verify any of their professionals have any experience or qualifications whatsoever, and heard loads of terrible therapy horror stories.

[@toastshine]

yea same, i wonder if they changed their ways and that’s why people are promoting them again, im way too curious but no one ever mentions it..

[@Igetmoney2132]

Dude I had to ghost my therapist, the way she talked to me was like how you’d write when your trying to meet a word count for an essay. Idk if that explains enough but that’s the best way I can put it. I was damn near talking to Ai, but I know I wasn’t Bc we had to go on call. Edit: oh yeah and she asked me multiple times “well what do you want me to do?” As if she never read those forms she had me fill out

[@rabbi4skin666]

Noel looks like he's sweating and crying at the same time.

[@adeer87]

Aren’t we all

[@darbymoran]

Noel really creating talking points for therapy with “what’s the value you put on your dads 18 years”

[@sadmermaid]

Yeah. Dude, it's a Friday, I can't be doing this rn 😵

[@catwesk]

I max out at $0. Our last interaction was him yelling at me for having a miscarriage when I called him from the hospital thinking I was possibly on my death bed. That was in 2015. When he dies, I won't be at his funeral. Only reason he even crossed my mind now is that you asked (By the way, I'm doing great nowadays, just speaking candidly. Some dads deserve the world, just not the one I got) TUOT, more money for meeee

[@ChageeyaSarang]

Some dads are just that inhumane. Can't believe you had to go through that. Great you're doing well tho.

[@sadmermaid]

Yikes, glad you're doing better, appreciate the honesty, we need more of it imo.

[@kendra4932]

Yall gotta stop oversharing online oh my goodness this is such personal and emotionally charged info 😭 why would you tell this to an absolute stranger??

[@catwesk]

@@kendra4932 Why share it? Firstly, because it's no longer emotionally charged info for me since I'm over it. Secondly, to let other people in similarly severe situations know that they're not alone and that there's a possible happy ending for them. Sorry to scorch your precious delicate eyes with real life situations, but to be honest, when you don't understand something you come across then most likely that means it's meant for other people, *not* you. I put this here for people with real problems who are possibly looking for real solutions, not people who think pretending life is perfect for the public is the way to go. Also, you probably should not ask questions you don't want the answer to (you might fuck around and find out how people really feel), that's a habit on par with involving yourself in everything, but hey it's your life to waste however you want

[@queertherapy4919]

@@kendra4932 why are you watching Noel videos if you don’t want to see people oversharing personal information online? Lmao, did you even watch this video?

[@arsena5209]

I just refreshed the page with my subscriptions to see the thumbnail of this video and it scared the ever living shit out of me, what the hell.

[@arsena5209]

not even my comments are safe from bots, huh

[@lady6750]

My dad was there physically but mentally he walked out to get milk.

[@chmchn]

Lol damn. I didn't mean to laugh, but I had the inverse of this

[@reggiecooper5810]

@@chmchn what does that meAn? He was mentally but not physically there?

[@mightymeatymech]

@@reggiecooper5810 he was a gHoSt, oogie boogie Fuck wait what if he was paraplegic--

[@chmchn]

@@reggiecooper5810 I'm guessing that's what, "you were always on my mind" means

[@reggiecooper5810]

@@chmchn no we’re talking about the dad not the kid

[@LuisOrtiz-ng2cn]

I loved the ending lol the rolex story really came full circle. Awesome script writing uncle nole.

[@exprios3999]

Noel uploading while Im at work?? time for my 15 minute bathroom break x

[@TheElusiveReality]

that whole second post was just a very long, vivid description of a man emotionally abusing his gf and even getting his friends in on it to emotionally manipulate SOMEONE ELSE'S partner

[@Kthxbye988]

Lol the thumbnail and title already love it. And you look better as yourself!

[@blackphillipppp]

@yo Depp yo fr? Nah no way....😐

[@kourt333]

the amount of serotonin i get from ur videos is immeasurable. thank u

[@lettuce258]

ye noel we love u so much here’s a watch

[@akumetsugaming]

that line up you have is fire, the cut looks nice

[@sybilvane2343]

I really enjoyed seeing Noel so mortified for once! AITA?

[@SuperMiIk]

Blowing up the bathroom rn and I see this. I'm so grateful tbh

[@tino4769]

I couldn't even tell, it's still is a very nice looking watch.

[@adamtroup785]

He’s finally apologizing for being 30 years old

[@venusw4356]

stop i would have never guessed hes 32 what

[@Abrahambinzz]

why do i feel mocked when Noel was reading the sponsor? like "do you need help?" *smirk*

[@khalilahd.]

Love Noel from coming hot and heavy with the chaos 😭😭

[@thewokeagenda]

honestly don't give a fuck about the brand of a product. i think it's pretty dystopian that we think brand names n how expensive shit is actually matters instead of the functionality or how it looks aka style. i love fashion. don't give one single constipated shit about brand names

[@henrymazazebere]

he described this watch like a horcrux from harrry potter LMAOO

[@jams1298]

hey noel, just wanted to let you know that my dad is only worth 20 dollars! in fact, my sister and i just split a 20 dollars shirt from H&M for his anniversary. Spent 350 on my mom tho, not ashamed!

[@lolitamolita5354]

If I'll be honest, R/AITA is a subreddit only good for reading as opposed to posting.

[@lolitamolita5354]

@just i c e alright bot, you've had your fun, now stop doing your shitty self promos under people's comments

[@ivoxvxi7482]

With the amount of milking he's been doing on this watch, Noel will be able to afford the real thing in no time...

[@yoma9604]

I can see the hurt in Noel’s eyes

[@franqueee]

Always assume a rolex is a fake, especially if someone gifts them to you with no papers

[@TheToot123]

noel making videos high is the best thing that has ever happened

[@supremebeme]

Got gifted a fake rolex by someone once, swore black and blue it was real. Felt real, seemed real. Went to a watch repair guy, turned out it was fake. Same deal. Wore it round a bunch even though I knew it was fake afterwards lol

[@Hailey_said]

New single is sick. We need a full-length album, Noel!!!

[@chaseh2036]

Noel becoming a love island alpha with these thumbnails is iconic

[@kerrichristian7991]

I’ve got a dad and a stepdad and I love one of them more and the $$$ show it. Also, it would be hilarious if she starting buying everything he asked for and gave it to her dad instead.

[@elainalanikova1588]

Noel might be the only comedian that can make bailing on a joke the joke

[@marianayumi7167]

in my first internship in college i spent like 1/4 of my literal first salary on a bottle of wine for my dad for father's day. so i'm guessing my answer for most i would spend on my father is 25% of my income

[@heavenwaits]

i could watch noel dissing incels and reddit virgins for the rest of my life

[@sharty3]

You're just jealous maam

[@Jigglexphysics]

@@sharty3 ???? Jealous of what? A mf that can’t use an apostrophe?

[@DottieMinerva]

“Is your dad more important than me?” Yes. Absolutely. It’s not even close.

[@slgabrielle]

If I had the money, I’d buy my dad whatever he asked. He’s made his mistakes but he’s did his best. And he’s become my best friend as an adult.

[@TM-np5lq]

DAMN. Must be nice. FML.

[@axelmuller2739]

I’ve heard the watch story 3 times now and it just keeps getting better 😂

[@AJBuddha]

This dude is literally glistening ✨

[@rr-yh1wk]

He went from what ever he is to light skin real quick

[@bealright41]

This makes me remember of my ex boyfriend, 3 years ago I flew over seas to move in with him, i had my savings. When I arrived, he stopped working, he didn't quit, nah, he just stopped going to work and his boss kept calling to know what was going on. He smoked a lot so his money went in the 🍃. I paid the the rent when i arrived and then while searching for a job i ask my parents for some help. They sent me money, he would not let me use the money my parents sent and controlled how much i could use. He would buy cigarettes and 🍃, and chocolate chip cookies for himself, and since i was vegan i couldn't eat the cookies and he wouldn't let me buy nuts or any snack for myself because "we didn't have money for that", my card was his basically. And one day i insisted because i was tired of eating white rice and canned beans and he stormed out the grocery store and started crying i mean bawling his eyes out, ugly ugly loud crying, and he ran in the rain hunching his back like a puking cat (so dramatic) and i ran after him apologizing for wanting to buy a bag of chips because he had bought milk chocolate for himself... and i had no snack for myself so basically i would have to watch him eat his delicious chocolate while i would just drink some water? when i found a job as a teacher it was the same, he found a part time job and i earned 3 times more than him, he made me buy him a scooter, tones of 🍃, phones he kept breaking, i paid the rent and all the bills, when i gave him money to buy groceries he would buy a couple tomatoes a bag of rice and 3 eggplants and would keep the rest of the money.A grown man ✨✨✨

[@Themudeater]

And you let this man get away with that? For how long?

[@bealright41]

@@Themudeater almost 2 YEARS 😬, love makes you blind I guess

[@petrichor1017]

He didn't give you a watch, he gave you content for YT and standup lmao

[@NKRSMD]

I'm not even gonna lie. I didn't notice the watch.

[@monkeymita]

When Noel asked how much I'd be willing to spend on my dad, I legit couldn't answer that question cuz every amount of money in my head just sounded like too much LMAOOO

[@helloimellieful]

Well i know for sure Noel has never been held like a baby by a strong woman... that dynamic is not weird at all

[@fuschia_aries]

so cute that noel feels bad about wearing expensive shit 😭 he shouldn’t but thats a good man

[@jhaneyhamlett]

“what’s the number in your head when father’s day comes, what is your max?” father’s day comes annually and i have no clue that it’s happening

[@jimenax569]

7:30 the look he gave bro i dieddddd 😭

[@jasminecurry5732]

The thumbnail scared me so badly that in my head I was even confused, I said "ew, Miguel, stop" to myself 🤣🤣🤣

[@finalflash98]

i fucking loved the thumbnail of the last video and this one is doubly overdosed on yaas

[@thevagabond3181]

I swear this man is always on tour. Does he even have a house?!

[@leilatarighi]

Imagine being the person that gave Noel the watch and watching this vid😭😂

[@leech7354]

Why did it look like he was about to start sobbing during the ad read😭

[@rileylong275]

I have heard the watch story 3 times now and it’s still entertaining each time, Noel is such a great storyteller

[@brandobeens]

Just saw you live in Connecticut man! Been watching since 2016 was so wierd to be 10 ft from you, great show tho man can’t wait till you tour again!

[@Odysseus11.134]

That's it Noel, without that watch, you're just like the rest of us, you're just a pedestrian now. Basic foot traffic

[@hazybubblegum]

Me in Vancouver Canada like “no no idea where that would be”

[@tokiohotellily1]

Lol that story is funny some guys do act like children, can’t believe he threw a fit when he lost his OWN JOB 😭

[@julesa1754]

Come to Winnipeg, we're the Connecticut of Canada

[@jaalwe7645]

😢no way they done yasified my boy Noelle

[@unbacked7253]

First time not watching Noel while taking a shit, watching him while pissing gave me a whole new perspetive.