I'm The Alpha

This is the greatest alpha of All Time
I'm live every day / moistcr1tikal

[@CaptainJarrettYT]

The game is called Road 96 btw

[@kaamoswarrior]

Thank you

[@SICresinwrks]

True hero right here

[@AusCosmo]

Thanks no one else said what its called

[@Lcgx]

[@brookewilliams775]

THANK YOU!!! I have been scrolling way too long!

[@allxrtx6594]

"Why do you watch movies" *To feel something*. That option was so unexpectedly depressing

[@KanyeIsKing]

"Why do you watch movies" *To feel something*. That option was so unexpectedly depressing, I wondered if I had somehow put myself into a foreign country's tourist zone by wandering so far into my room, my eyes only glancing out the window when they dared to open. I, like many other unlucky travelers, have ended up on that side of the street or in that hotel room or those cabins in the woods. Or worse, that side of the train, even though I didn't want to be there. You know you're not supposed to be here. But what about those lines that run between the shores of cynicism and apathy that say "you're just an instrument in the stream of the world"? The one that comes before, "everything is fine as long as you're happy"? That is where the truth lies. That is where the clarity is. If we look in the mirror right now, we'll find hate. Like the star that burned in the wrong place. Or even worse, this machine that tells us we should love and hate. We'll find fear. If we think about that machine, we'll find beauty, complexity, and a creature that wants to express itself. The camera loves to show us stories like this. That are about the inability to accept reality and that's why it loves films

[@graystark240]

@@KanyeIsKing dude😂 those were a lot of words for a lot of people who don’t give a flying f*ck

[@haziqthefirst]

Very true

[@KanyeIsKing]

@@graystark240 I used a writing bot and Imported the original comment into it, and I replied using the bots answer

[@darkvoid13]

WYSI

[@chisecrecy4974]

Jared: *Literally murdering a guy in the trunk of his car.* Charlie: Jared's fuckin awesome!

[@ihavenoidea1]

This is the greatest murder of all time

[@lred1383]

@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó Are you a bot, or intentionally annoying?

[@pinkchoco1910]

@@lred1383 a bot seen this comment on other vids

[@lred1383]

@@pinkchoco1910 I just don't get what the purpose of those bots is. Nobody's clicking on their shitty channels, and those weird cryptic spam comments are pointless. It feels like some aliens are doing it for their obscure alien reasons

[@pinkchoco1910]

@@lred1383 ikr

[@donrobbiedeathstare272]

I love how If you miss the stream, Charlie manages to give 0 context on what you’re about to watch.

[@redstacks4955]

The voice actor for Jarod should do ASMR videos, fully screaming into the mic for 30 minutes.

[@IAmTheBugInsideYou]

Sounds like a dude from one of the Borderlands

[@redstacks4955]

@@IAmTheBugInsideYou *SHOOT ME ALREADY*

[@Versace_sheets]

Well I wouldnt be a fan but okay

[@sebastianriz4703]

@@IAmTheBugInsideYou I honestly thought this was Borderlands inspired for quite an while

[@liamheafey]

Well if it’s who I think it is it’s Mikee Goodman the main vocalist from the metal band Sikth lol

[@TheTimbs_]

“My father is the minister of Oil” My father works at Microsoft

[@roywempor8395]

I am my dad

[@Solomon0003]

so bill gates is your dad? who's bill gates?

[@randomstuffprod.]

My uncle is the CEO of food

[@TheTimbs_]

@@randomstuffprod. no, he’s the minister of coal

[@doctorgothicc]

did you drink the little cranberry juices?

[@mnemosftb]

I love Charlie's loose editing style, but I wish he would include the game titles SOMEWHERE.

[@joaopeixoto6224]

Road 96

[@axofbrevity]

@@joaopeixoto6224 thanks

[@lilporky8565]

@@joaopeixoto6224 finally

[@Cro1232cro]

literally the smallest amount of google work would find you the game you lazy child

[@lilporky8565]

@@Cro1232croWell if he's too lazy to even search google by himself, how about you give him a hand and tell him what to type in the search bar?

[@thewhitegoldfish]

Charlie: beats xqc playing chess in record time. Also Charlie: loses 2 connect 4 games in a row to AI

[@taylor0000027]

That AI was pretty nutty

[@AmbitionIsaMust115]

Need a runescape player to beat that ai

[@spoilerguy7285]

lol it was coded to win

[@erikprantare696]

He needs to focus more on the middle columns

[@hoplul]

You act like it's difficult to lose against AI, its almost like they're programmed to win or something

[@Halo3rocksalbe]

I can’t believe the master chess player could not best an AI in connect 4

[@rebeccaboyer9924]

It’s A very advanced AI

[@stevenwier1783]

i dont think he could beat an ai in chess either

[@bandaidcheerios2309]

@@stevenwier1783 yeah it was an xQc thing, skill issue

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

“I’m a Lone Ranger I Travel Alone” seems more like Charlie is a Sigma Male than an Alpha Male

[@complimentbot7015]

Great comment!

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@dystopic4555]

Lol you're early

[@Mario-pd3tm]

@@bruv1835 is that why you constantly watch him and have 100+ comments on his videos?

[@bigbouncer4196]

@@Mario-pd3tm 😂😂☠️☠️

[@purplebatdragon]

"Free car!" **Police sirens** "Yeah, that makes sense."

[@duckwithabs4537]

Zoe: yells at cops Charlie: i hate you Mitch and Stan: ditch charlie Charlie: you guys are fine

[@debblez]

cant tell if you’re joking but its because mitch and stand had to do what they had to do. zoe just wouldnt shut the hell up

[@duckwithabs4537]

@@debblez im joking

[@keuwlcat1319]

@@duckwithabs4537 and now your a liar? your name clearly says "Absorption _"

[@duckwithabs4537]

@@keuwlcat1319 what does my damn username have to do with me lying?

[@keuwlcat1319]

@@duckwithabs4537 whos me?

[@Manofthewoods.]

"This is a tribute to my beautiful daughter, Lola" "thanks for the resub gulping glizzies" God I actually died haha 10:44

[@mostafasweed6199]

Timestamp?

[@Manofthewoods.]

@@mostafasweed6199 10:44

[@mostafasweed6199]

@@Manofthewoods. thank you.

[@Fleetstreetbestone]

Hilarious 😂, I love the sub names when he calls them out and they are so obscure.

[@ajgallego596]

😭😭😭

[@anonymuxx4452]

18:20 Charlie using a kid as a meat shield, a true sigma male

[@UltimateMiniMovies]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4Sydn6Xntikp9E

[@lestonb]

"My father is the minister of Oil" in this game is the equivalent of "My father is Elon Musk" now

[@aligatyy]

For those of you interested, 7:02 sounds like Bella Ciao. It's an Italian song used during WW2 by those fighting against Fascist Italy, which fits the theme of the story I suppose.

[@Vodaii]

Charlie not flinching while playing the game shows just how much of an alpha he is.

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@rueisblue]

@@bruv1835 ok

[@roypone6158]

7:02 the song is kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3PaZWiCeZ2Vg9k

[@Khaot1c_]

What game is this???

[@brandoferg6460]

@@Khaot1c_ Road 96

[@xeonxity3402]

I’m actually convinced Charlie’s car is a traveling psych ward 😂

[@bt42_howitzer]

stolen from food dip

[@Nikocado.Avocado]

LOL

[@SocknessMonster]

@Not RickRoll 😭👇 4 days

[@BeefPapa12]

I understand that reference

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@drakeolson4683]

"I hate routine" Says the man who wears the same kind of shirt everyday

[@jotarokujo6979]

Don’t question the alpha

[@cruzo3512]

6:48 Charlie needs to pay his editor double for this one.

[@okayemjay8014]

Sigma male grindset is too easy for this huge man. He downgraded to Alpha to match his height's capacity. Such a humble man

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@dragumkirisute1998]

@@bruv1835 why the spam tho

[@bigj7933]

@@dragumkirisute1998 it’s a bot there’s been a lot of these lately in this channel

[@Angels510]

@@dragumkirisute1998 He's a lonely teenager whose prolly REALLY into the Joker because society be like

[@marinefart9082]

@@Angels510 imagine still thinking Charlie's a teenager think before you comment

[@kostromiv1739]

Charile telling us he is an alpha male is like someone telling me the sun is bright

[@aljiebesinga7347]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqjagXd_bamda9U

[@complimentbot7015]

Great comment!

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@0_0s]

WHY SHOULD OBOMBA BE THE PRESIDENT HES BLACK

[@0_0s]

WHY SHOULD OBOMBA BE THE PRESIDENT HES BLACK

[@Randomknob]

"Nice guys and trombone players never get the girl"... As a divorced trombone playing nice guy I can say this statement is true.

[@mango_sheikh786]

Sorry to hear that, man. The mailman?

[@UltimateMiniMovies]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4Sydn6Xntikp9E

[@duncanedgin9433]

No one gets the girl in this day and age. She gets too much out of divorcing your ass. And there is always someone better. So don't feel bad, all men shall fall at the lips of a pussy, and they shall never return to the heights they once soared.

[@OGGoobz]

@@duncanedgin9433 lol what a virgin take

[@reachtrev69]

bro mailman out here slaying like some kinda anime protagonist

[@chinoutu-boy2]

"The human brain is super complex and advanced." - The Human Brain ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@goldensycamore2097]

“The brain is wrinkly” -The Brain

[@Shazoo1997]

''Mmm brain juice'' - The Brain

[@UltimateMiniMovies]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4Sydn6Xntikp9E

[@mirai5268]

@@Shazoo1997 - zombie

[@michaelsilvester8663]

"Everything" - The Human Brain

[@toonces8374]

“Travel alone, with a friend, or with family” Charlie: Oh Im a lone ranger I only travel alone Dom Toretto: *w h a t*

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@nota_ninja3909]

@@bruv1835 I respect your opinion

[@bruv1835]

@@nota_ninja3909 I can't tho, tell me how this guy is funny.

[@Nr.1JoyFan]

@@bruv1835 ok

[@MundongLeyo]

@@bruv1835 his humor isnt for everyone i guess

[@ImSoCold....]

Charlie is gonna rule the world someday...

[@aljiebesinga7347]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqjagXd_bamda9U

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@ImSoCold....]

Damn, the bots are annoying

[@barneythedinosaur4237]

One time i clicked on the link of the bots and it took me to a hyena eating a baby lion

[@Truck-kun_01]

Stan and Mitch are probably the best side characters in the game

[@SarudeDanstorm]

I'm not even one for playing story games but I think I might buy this one, some of these characters and stories are just too cool.

[@Truck-kun_01]

@@SarudeDanstorm yeah

[@stormyweeb]

No but John supremacy

[@roxxroxx7098]

@@stormyweeb FR john is the best

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Nah im pretty sure youre the side characters and theyre the main characters. Only MCs are that cool

[@Twwinzer]

27:39 you have no reason to believe me but when i played through this part I actually was able to follow it vaguely somehow and got it right. It’s possible but it’s meant to be a guess I think

[@MyMelanatedScope]

“Do you have any thoughts on Hassan’s house” 😂

[@x_ALLMIND_x]

So humble, a giga chad lowering himself just so he can interact with us peasants

[@depresespres4214]

I love watching him try his best to dodge politics, it’s hilarious

[@cdragonVII]

The way Jarod screams go literally sounds like how one of the demons from my childhood nightmare screamed at me knocking me down the hall and out of a two story window it literally gave me ptsd lol

[@daltonpaulvideos]

The new Life Is Strange looks better than I thought it would…

[@rainer9931]

4:08 truly the most immersive experience for Charlie

[@Guitarlover556]

I actually cannot believe that Charles "The Chess Grandmaster" White is so shit at Connect-Four

[@drhypno6317]

I know lol

[@arkian2716]

The fact that dark moist is pointing a gun at Charlie is the dark doppelganger of 2021.

[@mfdoom8878]

his first words “i’m a lone wolf “ 😆

[@bradybarry1944]

The game is called Road 96 for whoever is wondering

[@Stixkss]

Thanks I really was I was scrolling just to find this comment

[@BlondeHairWithBangs]

4:08 He finally accepted his fate

[@CorryWith2rs]

Hey! I'm currently playing road 96 on NY channel and it's a very fun time it would mean a lot if you could join in & see if you like it thanks and sorry to bother

[@senshiru285]

The artstyle looks like TF2 and Hello Neighbour combined

[@vaantsy]

Jarod speaks and screams while his cigarette still in his mouth and it didn't even fall. now that's alpha

[@Channel-et9ti]

Name of game?

[@JoJo-dj1hj]

@@Channel-et9ti it’s called “road 96” and it’s like 20 dollars on steam

[@jackxbartel8070]

"I travel alone" says the man who's afraid to travel on planes.

[@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977]

There's a difference between being alone... And moving at hundreds of miles an hour thousands of feet in the air lol

[@behappy5869]

I mean you dont exactly drive alone in a plane

[@sebastianriz4703]

What

[@mirai5268]

@@behappy5869 I mean you dont exactly drive in a plane

[@heyryanisonx3141]

Maybe he hates travelling by plane bc you can't be alone in an aircraft

[@tristandorival]

"GOOOOOO!!!" Jarod said calmly.

[@gang8301]

*Brutal murder happening in the background* "Jarod's fucking awesome!" 15:29

[@janefkrbtt]

what an amazing game. crazy how the devs knew it would be so good it dosnt need a name. truly a nameless masterpiece.

[@lollma0]

Nice to know a Ghoul from Fallout got a job as a taxi driver

[@IshakuWasHere]

When the guy with the gun started talking I was like: "Is that... The ancient reptilian brain?"

[@sevrd8691]

7:20 i was waiting for him to say stfu stan lee

[@chicken1826]

Egg

[@mello4989]

eeg

[@yeet--]

this is a certified hood classic.

[@TheDevPodcast]

CHARLIE IS RACIST

[@ImSoCold....]

Bruh, nobody say anything to the bots

[@ImSoCold....]

Dont respond to the negative people. They want attention.

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@barneythedinosaur4237]

Shut up jamal

[@sixstringedthing]

Given my firm belief that twitch is a complete sh*thole, Charlie has radiply become my number one source for zero-context streams.

[@Ty-cr7pf]

im so drunk this slaps

[@the_Googie]

Eu

[@ShadowFrosty101]

Omg the first part where she sad oh that’s sad And Charlie was like fuck you had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shadanzero]

charlie uploaded: I'm the alpha me: yup thats him

[@glizzy2236]

Wow in 2 minutes Charlie already predicted the ending correctly… unbelievable

[@geraltofrivia7448]

*Vergil laughing in the corner:* I am the alpha and the omega

[@swiftzerz928]

4:17 the game predicted that you were short from the questions you answered in the beginning

[@cglukes]

2:18 that would be a sick breakdown vocal

[@crestenor]

I randomly saw this on the Switch Recommended and got it last week. One of my best choices tbh.

[@whakaa]

what game is this?

[@UltimateMiniMovies]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4Sydn6Xntikp9E

[@HowieRaps]

*eats rotting food* Charlie: "Oooh! Yum yum yum!"

[@RedRoses71]

I love how humble Charlie is calling him self the alpha when hes actually a sigma

[@bruv1835]

Charlie is mad unfunny.

[@hugh.g.rection5906]

nah hes definitely alpha. sigma males are usually nerdy loners

[@rndmzr153]

Only reason he isn't a sigma is because of that connect 4 sequence

[@RedRoses71]

@Dis Dig ofc not its just a meme

[@thejoker9065]

charlie just having gorgeous luscious hair and also resembling jesus christ himself is beyond alpha.

[@b.escobar2061]

So is your mom

[@UltimateMiniMovies]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4Sydn6Xntikp9E

[@dunit911]

damn that cyberpunk update really improved it alot

[@jotarokujo6979]

Charlie: I travel alone cause I’m an Alpha Also Charlie: fuck you for not wanting to travel with me I’m taking the trombone

[@danniefmr]

Guys the game is called Road 96

[@drysoup3017]

6:50 More editing? He's on a roll!

[@DRJY-fe5hs]

Me: Reads the title. Also me: “I thought everyone knew…?”

[@div4337]

This game looks awesome. Time to watch the vod

[@tiny6475]

Charlie's titles always make me laugh

[@ZonTall]

“15 views and 1 minute ago” Yeah this is going to be good.

[@amp4105]

why use quotations

[@ZonTall]

@@amp4105 it’s what I was thinking and I didn’t want to use the over saturated “Me:” format.

[@DJGamingSmash]

That kid playing Pokemon Go in the dark.

[@yourmum4028]

"Dumpster diver" He has the power to dive into a dumpster then appear out of any dumpster in the world

[@yanipheonu]

Normally I'd wait for the full release, but for Charlie I'm willing to try the Alpha.

[@marcyward773]

What game is it

[@candlekin2146]

@@marcyward773 im tryna find that out too

[@goro123451]

@@candlekin2146 Road96

[@melizza1213]

@@candlekin2146 road 96 is the name

[@A_Random_Rat]

This game feels like a fever dream

[@shxve1629]

Need a part 2 of this please

[@sheevpalpatine2524]

The clear bias in this game is hilarious

[@blooper3764]

Monotone Jesus has blessed us with another hood classic

[@TTime685]

"You're so fuxked" Lost at Connect 4 the first try.. 😂

[@juliusweiss5447]

You can swear on the internet. No one is gonna tell on you.

[@Rafa-yn9sg]

The irl lightning at 9:10 had me rolling

[@user-xg8rl8zs9h]

Crit, thank you for uploading this today. I’m stuck at school until my dad gets me and it’s raining. Now I can watch something to wait.

[@Starnoch]

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.” Revalation 22:13 written by Charlie

[@aljiebesinga7347]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqjagXd_bamda9U

[@m.addington2286]

1:00 I like how they're not even trying. That's literally just an edited photo of Brezhnev.

[@botlarry4437]

"Not a real taxi driver" - Where have I heard that before???

[@theonethingwealladore]

This is probably the first sign of editing I’ve seen in one of Charlie’s videos, when he zoomed in on himself

[@epicpogger5027]

if he says he's the alpha HES THE ALPHA

[@JakeND]

"Do you have any thoughts on Hasan's house"😂😂😂

[@Gravy_SHMOOPA]

1:06 that man literally stared at him then just booked it when he actually looked at him

[@yoda3964]

When you travel you usually: dom toretto, with family

[@AaronNew78]

“I’m the alpha” part 2: “I’m the beta”

[@complimentbot7015]

Great comment!

[@loganroofpedoexposer4952]

SEÁN'S PAPA BURNING NOW HAHA 👹👹👹

[@AaronNew78]

@@complimentbot7015 thanks man

[@AaronNew78]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 touch some grass

[@AaronNew78]

@@complimentbot7015 oh the name… thanks anyway

[@redflyman4658]

Charlie has asserted dominance on us all. It’s over.

[@gamingseizure]

The great thing about this game is all the attention to detail and the unique visual style.

[@sgtfireball6471]

7:02 bella ciao. damn im surprised i recognized that

[@Johnconagher]

Zoe’s the type of person to say “I know my rights”

[@fiddlesticks8687]

tbf he did unlawfully arrest her

[@fiddlesticks8687]

@@ihaveadream3321 i mean she didn't commit a crime sooo

[@zambonibob2026]

@@fiddlesticks8687 I would've arrested her too, she was annoying af

[@birdgirl2235]

Imagine a human having rights. Beta shit

[@bluediedying1507]

Charlie puts actual effort into not saying the name of the game in his youtube clips lmaooo

[@turnip5875]

AHAHA THE BEGINNING "I REBEL AS MUCH AS I CAN" HE A DEMON W THE TWEETS

[@marktorres6385]

The cap started when it said "do the right job vs do the right thing" like

[@wartortlemd]

10:06 “scripted” Buddy went underprepared on a escape path that tells you, you need more then four energy bars.

[@nofrbls3640]

Jarod would be a great metal vocalist

[@BrookieKing]

thanks for helping me get through first period with this video

[@literallylego]

Charlie just has a vengeance against trombonists