I'm the Gear Guy...

Lyrics:
Gold Ring now red, my canon lens
5D, I’ve turned you in
Now it’s mirrorless I’m up with all the trends
Think I’m original
Canon no Sony yes Fuji!
I don’t have creativity
But I have lots of gear so I don’t care
you’re too critical
So I’m a Gear guy
Collect a lotta stuff guy
Don’t know how to use guy
Pretend I think I know…guy
I’m the camera type
Don’t know how to shoot type
Gotta use my gimbal type
Only shoot 10bit type
I’m a Gear guy
SUB!
I’m a Gear guy
You suck if you don’t edit raw
ProRes, H.264 NAW
Inside my pocket is 6K
Comes with free Davinci
Maxed out my specs on both machines
Extend my credit limit, please
Transcodes and renders endlessly
Still late on delivery
So I’m a Gear guy
Collect a lotta stuff guy
Don’t know how to use guy
Pretend I think I know…guy
I’m the camera type
Don’t know how to shoot type
Gotta use my drone type
Only shoot 8K type
I’m a gear Guy
Canon Sony
Fuji Nikon
Panasonic
I'm only good at buying stuff.
And not shooting stuff.
Gear a Gear Guy
Gear Guy a little Gear Guy
Gear Guy a freakin' Gear Guy
If you’re a gear Guy then we’re all Gear Guys
Sub
Listen to the song on Soundcloud: / gear-guy-billie-eilish...
Watch my previous music video parody: • Brand New iPhone Song ...
Directed by:
David Altizer
Shot by:
Zach Mayfield
Jake Bernal
Edited by:
David Altizer
Custom Music Track by:
Ruslan Odnoralov
www.ruslanodnoralov.com/
Starring:
David Altizer as Himself
Zach Mayfield as Dancing Assistant
Laura Altizer as "Davinci Resolve" voice
Special thanks to:
Laura Altizer
Rick Altizer
Jeven Dovey
M. Brandon Lee
Sean Cannell
Liron Segev
Ruslan Odnoralov
#billieeilish #davemaze #parody

[@ThisIsTechToday]

This was great to listen to again while driving to work today lol.

[@davidaltizer]

i did this because you told me to 🤓

[@dumpybrain]

Love it

[@marcocavicchioli2787]

Happy to listen :)

[@KyanZielinskiVlogs]

Super funny video. Nice job!

[@Lockiel]

This video needs more attention. KZbin algorithm slacking hard.

[@Zc_films_il]

This is a absolute banger

[@artdoneus]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! This is underrated af!!

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks! I agree 😝

[@diuskere_2660]

This guy should become famous

[@davidaltizer]

awe shucks thanks! how’d you find this?

[@diuskere_2660]

@@davidaltizer I saw you on tiktok

[@diuskere_2660]

@@davidaltizer and the video is great

[@davidaltizer]

amazing! ya i just posted there

[@davidaltizer]

thank you! have you seen my iphone 11 parody?

[@derik_niez]

Mind: blown.

[@davidaltizer]

Lol! Thank you so much!

[@derik_niez]

No prob, thanks for putting in the work!

[@dragonfly5665q]

omg i love this so much !!!! good job !!! so well done

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you!!! Loved making this one.

[@dragonfly5665q]

@@davidaltizer i was literally popping my head and smiling the entire time lol your work is AMAZING !!!! just subscribed to every channel of yours I could find lol

[@TheLandonRowell]

Looks like Threads does it the correct way. 😂 Dope song btw!

[@davidaltizer]

LOL thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

[@mehdisheriff]

Lmao. Gear guy truly😂

[@connormccaskill]

yess sirrrrr

[@undertakeramericanbadass9340]

It should be Bad guy remix

[@theathiker68]

This is awesome! Well done . You could be a singer lol

[@MikeDamazo]

Ummm.... what? I'm just finding this now.

[@davidaltizer]

welcome

[@lensofeli1762]

ayyye this is lit 🔥

[@davidaltizer]

Lol thanks!

[@velo-ads4206]

Love this!!!

[@lifeinperspective5327]

Hey Dave, Watched your "mistakes" video with Jeven and co. Just wanted to stop by and say thank you for sharing your experience with us who are starting out🙏

[@offroadnchill]

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@davidaltizer]

😎😎😬

[@AustrisPhoto]

Not bad

[@davidaltizer]

thanks!

[@edicionexpress8559]

😄😄😄😄

[@KajoCreativ]

Wow so goodl!

[@davidaltizer]

thank you! how’d you find this?

[@flamingkillermc2806]

Underrated channel you deserve more subs, but you look like that one dude *Linus tech tips* friend.

[@petrucho130]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BeckersReviews]

There s never enough gear or it’s not n you when you need it;)

[@patriotscrosscountry9800]

Lol I like it a lot you need to start making more videos I promise you u will become the. Next. Linus tech tips except for Mac