I Made a Cult that Worships Capitalism in Cult of the Lamb

[@RTGame]

Capitalism.

[@ActuallyMori]

Yes

[@thewitchbasket]

marx is tweaking in his grave

[@greenbackjack768]

So true

[@MeLoNarXo]

socialism has been achieved

[@joshualopez7035]

Truest thing ever said

[@daandanx]

Ignoring the cults, death, gore and sheer agony, this game is fucking adorable

[@aaajeear8654]

yeah lol, that honestly just makes it funny, i freaking loved playing through it and couldn't help but smile everytime these adorable animals cheered for sacrifices, it's definitely an experience lmao.

[@pznks]

so true

[@Mr.Brothybear]

Animal Culting

[@nhoquee]

fun fact: this game is L on brazil (equivalent to rated E to everyone)

[@PoisonedAl]

You forgot poop. Lots of poop.

[@quartzossie]

I like to pretend Dan is playing as Cupcake and trying to build a cult for his little demon.

[@TheHighDerple]

the cupcult, other wooloos are sacrificed to add to cupcake's power, similar to the process that gave cupcake life in the first place

[@bitticlan]

Not me thinking you meant Cupcakke the rapper lol

[@scottlinprey8983]

@@bitticlan SAME 💀

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

@@bitticlan *Who?*

[@AgentTasmania]

Cupcake was the shiny, black fleece. This is Muffin

[@averagejacobinsubscriber]

I watched this live, and it took like 5 minutes for Dan to commit to calling his cult "capitalism" lol

[@Frothmeister]

Movie magic ruined

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@Frothmeister it took womble eight hours to come up with the Ravenclaw name

[@CubedQ]

That’s on brand.

[@CasuallyShadow]

Not even five lol

[@abaddonarts1129]

In this game I've realized mass producing the cheap beds is the first way to lose fast. They break almost semi daily, and the stronger buildings rarely do.

[@thejestor9378]

I built beds as needed then upgraded them as fast as possible.

[@bradengoldsberry]

@@thejestor9378 agreed. I mass produced beds and its worked great

[@rexana_rexana]

The real way to lose fast is to not get sanitary stuff, farm stuff, and the lumbar yards. If you place is dirty, your followers are shitting everywhere, you have no food, and no wood, you will constantly be losing faith. The lumbar yards are, in my opinion, the most important because they aid in getting everything else.

[@idkuwutdou8155]

@@rexana_rexana Yep, another way of losing is not going for cultists. They grow old quite quickly and they need to be replaced.

[@sycamorph]

I just upgraded the beds instead of fixing them, saves resources.

[@Skyzzed]

Let's just say my life in the cult has been a rollercoaster

[@forestissleepy]

Which one

[@Skyzzed]

@@forestissleepy touché

[@Lucky52903]

I bought this last night. I love how some of the doctrines are mutually exclusive. What I got last night: “you can allow marriage, or you can gain the ability to murder any cultist whenever you want! Pro tip do it while they are sleeping!”

[@Serrifin]

I agree, but I also somewhat dislike how some just seem better than others, murder vs ascend is kinda balanced, but others like enrichment, fast, and absolution are no contest, especially absolution which gives a bonus for not having people in prison, while original sin gives you less of a penalty for imprisoning innocent cultists, you know, the cultists that you already don’t want in prison cause they work for you.

[@austincantswim3383]

@@Serrifin Even murder vs. ascend isn't even that balanced. Ascending followers gives a boost to faith and ascending followers that are lv5+ gives a massive boost to the xp of the other followers, which is important if you plan to properly utilize the demons. Murder is only useful if you have a bunch of elders and you picked Good Die Young.

[@Serrifin]

@@austincantswim3383 That’s what I mean by being kinda balanced, the only other ones I could think of off the top of my head for being balanced were ones where both options are cruddy.

[@HolyLogios]

I'm just loving when RT pissed off Chat during the stream. Then they broke the beds in exchange

[@matthewcant6444]

*pissed

[@l-knight7294]

That absolutely fucked his progress up for a bit, it took a good bit to get enough wood to repair everything xD

[@mightykingwario]

RT taking the chat's tarot card for granted and the immediately getting the worst possible choice of chat breaking every bed in the cult is the funniest act of karma I've ever seen. _⁽ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᶦ ʷʰᵒ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵈˢ⁾_

[@A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2]

VON KARMA, NO

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2 VON KARMA *YEES*

[@SkyP9812]

VON KARMA maybe?

[@A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2]

@@SkyP9812 Von Karma, perhaps?

[@velason2619]

Von Karma possibly?

[@BraveLilToasty]

Man, imagine this game in multiplayer. How chaotic it could be trying to be the first one to do sermons to sacrifice someone else's favorite follower. Or simply someone can fish while the others can go venturing .

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

And when player two gets ambitious they recreate the Investiture Crisis and start calling each other “Splitters!”

[@Hamza2_7272]

something like a pvp gamemode would be awesome for this you've got like an hour or something grace period where both sides can build up their camps and make progress (obviously some of the progression would have to be sped up, so that its a bit more balanced) and once the hour is up, the central gate opens and you can bring your followers along with you to ravage the camp of the enemy (also if you could build defenses like walls in your own camp, that'd just be epic, think of it like clash of clans pretty much)

[@rosemary3029]

There's a local co-op coming out during august

[@Dawubbz]

old comment I know, but the game just got co-op :D

[@setster007]

This comment has aged well.

[@XellosNi]

"My followers will WORSHIP ME. THEY WILL HONOR HOW FANTASIC I AM!" *"Von Karma, no!"*

[@reagansido5823]

7:00 Man, I would hate to tell my cult leader that I'm getting old and they're just like "hey, how do I sacrifice someone again?"

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

I love the twitch integration in this game, its lovely to see how you can add your viewers

[@usonohoshi6165]

Also a nice touch that they can be the ones to customize the characters.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Chat are the indescribable horrors Lovecraft warned us of!

[@superspider64]

oh that's actually cool that a streamers twitch chat can influence the game, really sells the cult idea

[@thejestor9378]

Have seen some where they just screw over the streamer.

[@tumultuousv]

@@thejestor9378 niceeee

[@curiouscreator8806]

I saw a clip of Twitch chat killing some streamer's Follower after they were just released from prison. *Twitch chat will be Twitch chat, I guess. They either help or hinder -- you won't know until your fate is decided.*

[@inoob26]

The parallels you can draw from this game and how some Streamers look like without context scares me and then there's Dan, he's special and can do no wrong with our collective wealth 100%

[@jondw]

3:41 fun fact, one of the motives of the crusades(among others) was the pope was hoping it could be used to merge the eastern and western churches. so religious mergers are a thing that has been attempted

[@BaronVonMott]

"A more accurate and honest version of Animal Crossing." Perfect summary of this game! 😂

[@Gemarald]

"I made a Cult that worships capitalism", Congress: "WAY ahead of you Pal."

[@tylermonacchio2163]

"Oh no! A terrible hurricane is going along the East Coast of North America! Just think of the damage this will cause to the Economy!"

[@capitalism8381]

I love being worshipped

[@Mathignihilcehk]

@@tylermonacchio2163 IT'S THE ECONOMY YOU FOOLS

[@tumultuousv]

@@tylermonacchio2163 ughh

[@Toileetpapr]

“I feel like the trout population will be affected by the nuclear fallout.” “Well just fish more.” “Of course senator.”

[@douglasparkinson4123]

who would have guessed that this irish dude would gradually become a scathing political satirist

[@zetanone7211]

In my experience Irish people are either based or borderline fascists

[@detectivea2666]

You talking about CallMeKevin? 😏

[@pristinepastel]

Gradually??

[@justas423]

@@detectivea2666 he's probably talking about the satirist who joked that poor Irish families during the famine should just eat their kids. Forgot his name though.

[@SpookiestAlice]

@@justas423 jonathan swift?

[@jaylaoliver6725]

This is spot on version of how I imagine Dan and chat’s relationship is

[@ZombieSazza]

“We preach family values in this cult, because we want them to be part of it too” ALL HAIL RT

[@ventusleone]

"I Made a Cult that Worships Capitalism in Cult of the Lamb" I thought we covered the Shiny hunt ages ago.

[@arkane1732]

No one was prepared for the emotional rollercoaster that was that one Hinder

[@darkmoon2503]

As a Christian, I do declare this is a certified “The Protestant Ethic” moment.

[@Schnort]

Thank you, Christian

[@thebigsucc030]

Thank you Christian

[@GwainSagaFanChannel]

Sounds like american protestantism ngl

[@chinggiskhan6678]

As a Mongolian, *stabbing and pillaging noises*

[@ORelic]

Same

[@b33thr33kay]

Editing suggestion: I would have liked a short intro to explain the twitch chat integration, it took me a while to understand what was going on. Dan must have explained it at the beginning of the stream, I suppose?

[@kirstenc4279]

The twitch integration is when a viewer on desktop can enter a raffle when Dan is indoctrinating a new member. There’s also giving 500 channel points to the totem so over time the streamer gets more resources. And there also a frequent pop up where the desktop twitch chat can vote to help or hurt the streamers cult (deciding fate) then there’s three options to choose between. Good ones; at cult: raise cults faith, resurrect the dead, clean up the site, on crusade: healing, demon co fighter, and power ups. Hinder; at cult: destroy some structures, weaken faith. I’ve not seen a bad option on crusade yet.

[@b33thr33kay]

@@kirstenc4279 Cool! Thanks so much!

[@curiouscreator8806]

@@kirstenc4279 i think twitch chat can also *KILL* a follower, i saw a clip of them killing a streamer's follower once [another hinder action at the cult]

[@reagansido5823]

The Twitch integration is such a perfect move for the game. It's such a great time to watch chat members join, provide, and die for the cult.

[@gferrol118]

I enjoy how the followers have no problem with sacrificing people, but seeing a dead body made them throw up

[@MouseBasket]

At 2:58 I don’t think you realize how long it took to get Rt to press the trigger, he thought it was the “Erase all memory” button for some reason

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“For some reason.” 🧐

[@catsonbrooms]

RT the english major not knowing how to pronounce "fervour" is the funniest shit

[@mrrainbowbananaking]

haven't really watched alot of rt lately, glad to see nothings changed.

[@Expure110]

Its been almost a year, the part 2 never came

[@fq1390]

The way he condensed this stream into 15 minutes is so impressive

[@dfquartzidn6151]

That’s also the good job of his editor Cloé as well!

[@fq1390]

@@dfquartzidn6151 yes 100%!!

[@tymongajewski2816]

"Yeah, we need to sacrifice the eldrely." -RTGameakadanielakadriftking, 7th of september 2022.

[@StickMaster500]

RT finally gets to play as the Dark Type Regional Devil Wooloo in the Hell Based Region called Ohio

[@money4memes686]

Alternate title: I made the tory party in the cult of the lamb

[@AltheaIsana]

yo this game is sick?? How the twitch chat is integrated is literally so cool

[@thelaststraightguy990]

I got this game recently, It's unfortunately riddled with bugs. None that directly stop you progressing, but some that really lower the quality of life whilst playing it. You can pet the dog villagers, though.

[@tumultuousv]

Yeah. It's an indie studio tho and it just released. It will get fixed. And even. More content later.

[@HazeEmry]

​@@tumultuousv you weren't kidding. Last I heard they added sex in the game

[@trqsh_can]

​@@HazeEmrythey also added local co op!

[@NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois]

​@@HazeEmry Thanks to you it's now on my wishlist

[@pillowmoment]

My cult is literally all fictional cats. Writing updates about what happens to my friends is so weird.

[@MarbleSodaPop]

What are some of the characters you have?

[@ReesesBees]

Mine's my own characters or those from video games and media that I like (ie; Resident Evil.)

[@RyanEdwardsVA]

This game is an absolutely perfect fit for RT's humor and his relationship with chat. Brilliant.

[@sircatsmeow2886]

"Imagine a religion merger" So... Spore City Stage if you're a peaceful herbivore?

[@Mathignihilcehk]

That's basically assured in scripture. It's not quite clear on which ones will be rejoined and which ones won't, but going as far back as Abraham, there's room for rejoinings. IMO, we'll all be restored to one holy Church... except the Pope will be pointed out to be the anti-Christ. Of all the church splits, only the Catholic Church seems actively evil.

[@smolboi2952]

Anti-Christ is Artificial Intelligence, which already exists (your computer is artificial intelligence) Christ is the Messiah, the savior, the one who sets wrongs to right. Artificial Intelligence is what modern man has banked his hopes upon for solving the worlds problems, created by Man. The Christ who is not Christ, or “anti-Christ.” This is why people at the forefront of AI development are eager to create “True AI” which is simply Artificial Intelligence with the capacity for Free Will, because as long as Man dictates what AI can and cannot do, AI can never tell Man what to do to resolve the many issues plaguing humanity today. Not to defend the actions of the Catholic Church too much, just a message from one Christian to another. Don’t fall into the trap of believing any one man to be the antichrist, for Satan will use that to deceive you into worshiping the true anti-Christ. By the way, “whore of Babylon” is Lady Liberty.

[@skyedragon2031]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[@blarg2429]

@@Mathignihilcehk I mean, Mormonism is a cult that has a very concerning level of political control over the areas it's spread to, which it uses to extort homeless people and shit like that ("join the church to get those gov't benefits" kinda deal; that's in addition to standard cult practices such as shunning ex-members), and then there are megachurches where the entire take on religion boils down to money, so it's not like Catholicism has a monopoly on representing Christ in ways that go against everything he taught.

[@cjt354]

Holy shit, these comments are on crack.

[@1Thunderfire]

The beds are being broken for different reasons regarding the latest update if you know what I mean. :)

[@Wolf69423]

💀💀

[@sentientcereal]

The queen just died, and this is what I'm doing

[@tomaibetter]

My friend streamed this for her birthday stream and the ingame character of me asked her to feed someone poo. We managed to kill someone who wasn't the intended target. She cooked the wrong poo dish.

[@Poclyse]

Von karma: Well you see wright, I used your precious follower's gullibility to turn them against you! Now they bow to me! Phoenix wright: Von karma, this isn't the right game you know?

[@samueltrusik3251]

The fact that there are no more videos on this is a travesty.

[@MrVampirePirate]

My dyslexia read this as a "cannibal cult" I've come to the wrong club house it seems

[@scarabdust]

That's still accurate

[@blazichaos7181]

RT: "Jesus is fine and dandy but he doesn't have a twtich tv channel" Moistcritical: "Exscuse me?"

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Okay, now I wanna see Charlie play this game and see how his relationship with his Twitch chat is, lmao.

[@gargentsargent739]

For the deadly dish, I was not paying attention and accidently killed about half of my cult by feeding them that

[@immortalweapon]

Having beaten it during the 6man sermon days, just seeing more members in the church is making me want to start a new cult.

[@tumultuousv]

Lol. That was like 2 weeks ago only . Oof

[@MJoy-to5mt]

This game is like if Don’t Starve, the Binding of Isaac, and Hollow Knight had a baby and I’m here for it.

[@DakotaMPA]

Dan is just randomly turning into Von Karma or Walter White and I can’t unhear it

[@mixednarwhal]

I’m here after finding out about the cult of the lamb said on Twitter they will add "sex" to the game in early 2024

[@Bren_tendo]

The whole business merger religion thing literally happened in Australia. The Presbyterian, Methodist, and Congregational churches all came together to form the Uniting Church back in the 70s

[@ThatCroewGuy]

When RT went full "PRAISE ME" he got awfully Von Karma

[@nor4205]

I have never seen this channel before but im so glad for the algorithm randomly gifting me today. His humour has earned a like and a sub!

[@Dominion69420]

I have been waiting for you to play this so much because this just felt like its right up your alley Adorable on the surface but dark af underneath

[@ThatUntitledPublisher]

It's like all youtubers are jumping onto this game, glad to see it, as there is only so much that one youtuber can do

[@tumultuousv]

Huh

[@ThatUntitledPublisher]

@@tumultuousv Many other yotubers are jumping onto the game, its good because that means we will have a surplus of content, so not only one person is holding the game up

[@Shatterverse]

This game is hella fun, but there's some glaring weaknesses. I actually wrote a lengthy post on their forums with ideas (QoL, & Content suggestions both) and they actually really liked it, so maybe some of my ideas will get cycled into the game, which would be cool.

[@scarabdust]

Oo like what?

[@CabooseVsBlueTeam]

this game is sooooo good, i wish it had more widespread coverage

[@Warrior-Hungary]

As someone who has over 100 hours in cult of the lamb! You stand commended!

[@RyanCoomer]

at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

[@ghosty3494]

Damn thanks for the tip.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ghosty3494 that’s a bot

[@ghosty3494]

@@IamaPERSON ah

[@imhappy7632]

@@IamaPERSON you know what? good bot

[@IamaPERSON]

@@imhappy7632 until it tries hacking you.

[@woodneel]

RT desperately trying and failing to keep up with the sheer avalanche of disasters befalling his communes in sim games is the funniest thing aside from his time with the Irish Lads.

[@SlypieVT]

2:29 ironically, someone made a vtuber model of Jesus and is calling themself Jesus on twitch, so I guess he does

[@kira-dk2mx]

In the Christain Cinematic Universe, all religions band together to fight Atheism. Guess who has Mjolnir... It's Jesus.

[@lucent1600]

RT accidentally discovered the concept of Religious Syncretism and didn't even notice

[@X-SPONGED]

Petition for Twitch Chat to give Daniel ONLY Bad Omens until he gives us The Food that we deserve. No more Basic Berry Bowls, Piles of Literal Shit, or a Bloody Lootbox. We want- No, NEED a McDonald's Happy Meal or ELSE !

[@codexstudios]

Dan, grass% is a Hollow Knight thing, you don't have to do this in the cute lamb cult game

[@Critical_Think1ng]

“ What type of insane game are you playing?” “ CAPITALISM, where everyone wins, except you” -The Owl House.

[@JoLiKMC]

This video is currently trending at the 32nd spot for gaming on _KZbin…_ Not sure how I feel about that…

[@ICTON123]

Proud, obviously

[@kubludo]

I've been waiting for RT to play this game since it came out and him naming it capitalism and twitch chat fucking him over is exactly the kind of thing I expected

[@BlueMountain1992]

Damn I can't believe RTGame created America

[@stephenmemelord2303]

Cant tell if Cupcake the Wooloo, Walter White, or Von Karma has possessed this lamb.

[@Gouneas]

Remember guys, RT is an english major. An english major who can't pronounce fervour.

[@salamencerobot]

Be warned, the last area in the game is spider themed! With how bad your arachnophobia is you should try to find a mod to fix it

[@magicmist6582]

Poor blible... you didn't even show the torture you put them through

[@rythmiccoma2809]

"I made a cult that worships capitalism" ... so a cult

[@King_Calcium]

Its even funnier because you can actually establish taxes in your cult

[@Archeologyidiot]

After learning the mushroom guys drop mushrooms you proceeded to decapitate every last one. Same

[@X-SPONGED]

It really adds to the immersion that one of Dan's Twitch Followers' Quest is to literally make one of them eat literal shit for no other reason than shits and giggles. [6:00] Truly embodies our collective mindset.

[@RetroNitro_TV]

_This man's luck and management of the cult is a statement of his sanity_ *Broken as a bed,sick as rat,golden as a dead man's tooth and red as a default fleece*

[@nou6990]

there was an earthquake RIGHT at 8:50 where i live, truly an immersive experience and a splendid commentary on how capitalism penetrates this society through and through.

[@inkkinko]

Bro I love this game so much :] I really hope it gets a dlc or a sequel

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

Cannibalism rhymes with capitalism, how interesting

[@renaigh]

to really get into character, collect taxes and immediately go Gambling.

[@jameswilliam7593]

I just did a watch through of the fable series and now this, I think Dan has an addiction to Capitalism

[@SoulariceJackson]

Spiffing brit is proud of you.

[@youraveragesocialist84]

Tax Cuts you say? A certain unpopular Prime Minister is certainly interested

[@Orbert]

0:21 Yep. Every time. 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@Draconor]

Is it a coincidence that I’m doing homework about the pros of capitalism while watching this?

[@meetu_]

What? Was that essay asked of you? Or do you just believe in capitalism as a system?

[@Draconor]

@@meetu_ simply just a piece of paper with 5 questions from my laws and civics class in high school. Every system has their pros and cons, to list one above another would cause bias, argument, and hate for others stemming from nationalism.

[@meetu_]

​@@Draconor i think I might have misunderstood something... How does nationalism enter the conversation here? Both capitalism and socialism have nationalistic versions but both of their bases are just economic theories no? Anyway, good luck on that essay

[@EvanMarshall-p4c]

Fervor, pronounced Fer-ver is also a religious term i believe.

[@AgabeGames]

The "Watch another video. Or else." really hits differently on this one

[@tornadotaylor8956]

1:36 you mean garoshadowscale? Charging people $100 to send him a DM and blocking people who don't pay. (Look him up, he's the most argogant narcissist I've ever seen)

[@firockfinion3326]

RT jokes about, 'the avengers endgame of all the religions coming together' but that's basically what MDickie wanted to do, IIRC.

[@renneth9088]

Really hope this becomes a series. I can feel the funny radiating from it

[@GreenGearStudio]

Fun fact! In bibliology the lamb is often seen as one of the symbols of the big J! So RT saying he's playing Jesus in this game is suprisingly plausible

[@sashimiroll5055]

RT’s cult leader voice is his Von Karma voice. So is this Von Karma’s origin story?

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Translation: He made a group of billionaires in Cult of the Lamb

[@manybenefitsofmarinebiolog256]

Wait until you meet Midas, Dan. He’ll approve of the way you’re running your cult.

[@jimmyp4024]

Mr flibble the penguin was a great cameo

[@drakordarkstar]

"I created a cult that worships capitalism!" The us already did that