I made an Ai Secretary to answer my actual emails

These will be the greatest email responses, ever.
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[@cara_melly]

“Don’t worry about your strong objections, they have been duly noted and promptly ignored” is such a hard line that I can’t believe it came from an ai who shits himself

[@loppydoodle726]

I read that line in Ranger's Apprentice: The Emperor of Nihon-Ja years ago, but I can't say for certain that the author was the one who came up with it. It went just as hard in the book too

[@potatojuiceultra]

This sounds like something GLaDOS would say in Portal, like I can hear the voice when I read that line.

[@jecryn]

@@loppydoodle726 BANGER BOOK

[@loppydoodle726]

@@jecryn IKR????

[@maximyllion]

i remember Megatron said something like that in Beast Wars once

[@oMuStiiA]

Chat screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" when he sent the reply to the wholesome email killed me lmfao. Hoisted by their own petard, chat flew too close to the sun.

[@cristianovogt5586]

Honestly, we need more stuff like this. Chat always takes Ws in his streams, they need to lose more by their own doing.

[@buggman6086]

In all fairness though, chat took a huge W with the rest of the replies, that loss hit hard though

[@itsCaptainEli]

Technically that was the most personal Douglas Douglas response anyone could recieve.

[@silentsword4312]

They were indeed not blessed by the sun god.

[@springystring083]

Well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[@justwestonandstuff]

25:34 "Don't worry about your strong objections, they've been duly noted and promptly ignored", sounds like something GladOS would say in Portal 2.

[@D3X_Ze_Proto]

Aka your mother 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

@@D3X_Ze_ProtoMommy? sorry…

[@dreamcat04]

So true lol

[@jackroyer2038]

GLaDOS would fr say that

[@ninonook677]

I think glados has

[@37Kilroy]

The AI couldn't seem to handle ten prompts, especially considering most the prompts had multiple elements. I liked AI 1-- he was very impressive at avoiding e's which is tough duty, "auditory organs" as opposed to ears.

[@gamemultiplier1750]

"yours truly" instead of me, and "broadcasts" instead of videos. it's pretty impressive once you notice it, especially since e is a letter that is used a lot in English.

[@hamburgerbroz6439]

i was keeping an ear out, it was remarkably accurate! i heard it say "eight" once, which the AI may have printed as 8, potentially. it said another word with E in it which was parroting doug's question which used the same worth. damn impressive considering its the most common letter in english!

[@ikesike812]

5:25 digressing

[@cjvs1604]

He had another Ai Doug before Hot Dad Doug and realized part way through the interview that having the AI use all 10 in one answer was too much. He added an instruction that made the AI only choose 2 or 3 prompts per interview answer. I think he removed that limitation for the email portion but I could be wrong.

[@jaykebird2go]

It was the first attempt at Hot Dad Doug. The first attempt's response to the interview question was so random and incoherent that he added on that "limit your answers to 2 to 3 of the traits" and a "keep it professional" instruction, which seemed to do the trick well enough. To be fair to the original poster, pretty much every one of these AI Dougs had pretty intense or extreme traits. You kinda have to make out the actual content of the response among all the random noises and rambling lol.

[@michaelfallen1564]

Diarrhea Doug needs to be publicly available so we can all use him to answer our spam emails, nothing quite says "fuck you" like accusing the sender of being an imposter, then screaming and explaining that you just shit yourself

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

Just make your own ai, with similar AI software if not the same AI software used to create the things in the video. Give it the traits of unhinged, madly in love with the person they are talking to, thinks the person they are talking to is an imposter, heavily references Among Us and Fall Guys, has extreme diarrhea - but with simultaneously spiky and large and hard stools. If all goes well, it should be I love contradiction, with heavy referencing to Among Us and Fall Guys - all whilst it appears to be typing out exactly when it defecates - presumably either while typing on the toilet or in their pants on some office chair.

[@Gamemaster64]

Absolutely.

[@davidturner1595]

why use an a.i? why not just do it yourself?

[@jackhazardous4008]

@davidturner1595 because they might think the AI suffers from dementia, and is easy to manipulate and then keep calling back to waste time

[@anto_fire8534]

You can probably grab Doug's code from the VOD. At least all the traits are in the VOD. I think this was just the OpenAI api or something though.

[@moreplz]

Ending an email with "eternally cringing," is such a power move.

[@P-nk-m-na]

im gonna make it my signoff for any emails i send to government people

[@hatetheantichrist]

@@P-nk-m-na YWNBAW

[@AidanS99]

I’m personally gonna end more emails with “Plentiful Sun Blessings”

[@pensandshakers]

I'm going to stop using 'e.'

[@user-fh3tg8kt2w]

14:36 "i am a little worried that it'l make him a little nervous..." "AÆŹÆAABGHAAGHAHAAAAAEEERYUUUYGHHAAAAAÆ--"

[@janwill1]

“I am a little worried that it’l make him nervous…” 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@D3X_Ze_Proto]

Imma go for an interview and if I get nervous, stare the interviewer in the eyes, give then a demonicbscreech and hop out the window

[@Fallen-up4rw]

Why did he caw like a crow

[@spungbopscarepans]

“i’m a little worried that i’ll make him a little nervous” “🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿”

[@TheGooseOfChaos]

@@janwill1 Translation: "I am a little worried that it'l make him nervous..." AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA

[@lunarlla]

i missed this video when it came out but the last email has me genuinely sobbing from laughing. from "i don't need billboards, shelby" in such an aggressive tone, to "i recreated the big bang in my pants" & "the lactate in my coffee was a little too free", it was all absolute pure gold. i wish shelby the best, i cannot imagine getting an email like that, especially when i was the one who initially got reached out to LMAO

[@knoathing]

The Temu email was amazing already, but I actually cried laughing when I heard this. I don't know how twitch chat and Doug managed to accidentally create the William Shakespeare of AI text algorithms, but buddy was on another level when he spat out those lines. Even the delivery and the bits of stuttering are just an absolute masterpiece

[@lunarlla]

fr that entire section was just an absolute masterpiece im gonna be randomly thinking abt it & laughing for a good ass while lmao ai doug is a gift

[@isolatedegg3234]

The pause after the I don't need billboards Shelby was amazing

[@ishan5577]

I swear I've never laughed this hard at anything, I'm crying. Diarrhea Doug just kept delivering one after the other and I absolutely lost it near the end. I was wondering how Doug was keeping his composure lmfao

[@MAndSquared]

I read the comments ahead of time and I still found myself crying actual tears of laughter. Those tears in turn caused my eyes to sting so I kept having to pause and rewind the video through the tears, pain, and laughter

[@colwellalec]

I love how quickly chat went from "DO IT" to "OH NO DON'T SEND" when they saw the email from the couple

[@huntermagnuson8062]

That was so weirdly wholesome, I know 😂

[@jordanloux3883]

Chat realized that their dumb joke was about to have some real consequences and they didn't like it

[@AnthraxGH]

@@jordanloux3883 Tbh if they're a DougDoug viewer they probably loved it lmao

[@jopun3691]

@@jordanloux3883 but real doug has written that response

[@cantin8697]

@@jordanloux3883 I think they just wanted to annoy the sponsers and spam emailers, and didn't think of the fan mail.

[@magolormemes7519]

I don't think I've seen Twitch chat show more empathy then when they tried to stop Diarrhea Doug from unleashing his wrath upon that couple.

[@JorgetePanete]

than*

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

​@@JorgetePanetethen*

[@user-up3fw8pu7u]

@@spritepepsiplushes8353 thnaen*

[@t0tallysetj1]

@@user-up3fw8pu7u thnaenean*

[@jackfakename4851]

⁠@@user-up3fw8pu7u thyn*

[@RipScissor]

It's so obvious that Penguin Doug sells weapons to Canada. His mouth moves like a true Canadian.

[@War_With_It]

Fr

[@shingoji524]

I get that reference.

[@revilno]

But how would he sell the weapons to Canada if he lives in Canada?

[@redude08]

South park

[@Xayumcl]

@@revilnobecause he went to Alaska and said he was American and sold them to canada

[@poyo6467]

The fucking "I. TAKE. SUN. DAYS." from diarrhea doug kills me every time i rewatch this

[@melon5394]

Imagine sending a heartfelt message to doug only for him to talk about shitting for the entire email.

[@Nathaniel-qo5nd]

And calling your boyfriend a gender bender

[@DW-rs1pr]

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

[@DW-rs1pr]

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

[@DW-rs1pr]

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

[@DW-rs1pr]

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

The aggression on "I don't need billboards, Shelby" is so powerful considering _Doug_ reached out to _them._

[@computethis1533]

That was IMPOSTOR Doug, the real Doug doesn’t need billboards, Shelby.

[@catwithapaperhat8614]

@computethis1533 IT WAS DOPPLE-DOUG!!!

[@LaykaTheWuffinator]

That part actually fucking killed me!

[@TheCronq]

When penguin Doug just started screaming I lost it

[@robotortoise]

What's even funnier is that Doug, in the initial stream, did NOT know that. So Doug only found that out afterwards and put it in the cut video, lol. Poor Shelby.

[@Armund_Wolffe]

i am in PAIN from laughing so hard. i want to read an email conversation between Penguin and Diarrhea so badly lmao

[@Defractalization]

DGOUGODG

[@HyperDash47]

HAAHUUUUAHAHHUHUA 😩 HAUUHUAAAHHU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! sorry I'm nervous. I just did a big bang in my pants.

[@masterofdoots5965]

Penguin Doug would be trying to sell black market weapons to Diarrhea Doug, and Diarrhea Doug would be trying to sell exploding diapers to Penguin Doug

[@davidkueny2444]

​@@masterofdoots5965 That sounds like a worrying combination... weaponized explosive diapers, anyone?

[@LilyPlaysGames214]

🐧🫑 VS 💩🫑

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

Not gonna lie, “Don’t worry about your strong objections. They’ve been duly noted and promptly ignored” sounds like a Portal 2 line😭

[@ic0nic707]

cave johnson would totally say that

[@mautida9998]

25:34 best moment 😂

[@scrp6638]

⁠@@ic0nic707or the announcer: “If you have any concerns about the safety of suspension, please withhold them until the end, where they will be duly noted and promptly discarded.”

[@vitya1060]

Imagine Temu actually getting their hopes up when they see the "yes!" just to then be asked to pay with poopy diapers and be blessed by the sun god multiple times.

[@thathappyguy7444]

lmao

[@potatoe972]

I legitimately started crying at that part

[@HerohammerStudios]

I'm like 666 and something about seeing that number on this comment is just so *powerful*

[@IkeFanBoy64]

​@@potatoe972Same. That was easily the hardest I've laughed in years

[@koolkid4825]

wait, is this temu the same one that’s like a pyramid scheme and has a weird shopping app or something

[@strongerthanever2039]

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way AI Doug looks at Craig.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@ragingfilthycasual]

Before or after a gallon of coffee?

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

But what if he isnt gay?

[@Irish_Enderman]

Maybe don't do that... Kinda terrifying how obsessed he is

[@nightspicer]

that's called a stalker

[@constantspider]

Out of everything that the AI could respond with to Temu... I think starting with "Dear imposter Jonathan" is the most badass thing you could say

[@invertedLOL]

I love how he recovers from the diarrhea by apologizing for having digestion issues, then says that they should digest this pitch and completes it by saying synergistic, everyone’s favorite business buzzword.

[@supercjm3306]

OK, so I assumed the "doesn't use the letter E" trait would just entail the AI removing E from whatever it says, and I thought the AI was just ignoring this. After a bit, I realized it was actually avoiding using words with E in them, which is why the first AI talks so weirdly.

[@posthistoricdino422]

it does let a few slip, but i was impressed with how much it avoided. i think i really noticed when it was using "yours truly" instead of "me"

[@DareDevil_00I]

@@posthistoricdino422 or “auditory organs” instead of ears

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

Imagin if somone talkd lik that. It would b ridiculous, ys it would b

[@Just_A_Random_Asshole]

​@@Pumpkinsmasherok You forgot to rmov th lttr from "somone talked like" but outsid of that, good job

[@implord4197]

@@Pumpkinsmasherok Redditors talk like that, so it's not that hard to imagine.

[@galactian]

"I replicated the big bang in my pants" was a very professional response. I respect that Doug not only admitted to shitting himself, but also put an effort into sounding professional, and continuing to respond despite his diaper exploding.

[@tea-sus8722]

When is that again? This video has had me struggling to breathe, let alone check times lol

[@Uncoolio]

i cant seem to figure out if the diapers explode like... with dynamite or if they immediatly discharge your bowels agressively

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

@@tea-sus8722 it’s at 37:02

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@cewla3348]

@@Uncoolio the diapers help in cleaning, if you get my drift.

[@big_yoshisaurmunchakoopas]

14:37 "I am worried that this one will make him a big nervous-" "AAAAAAAUUUUUGUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH"

[@hunterbletz998]

“His words could charm a charming charm off a charming hot dad’s charm bracelet” is the best sentence I’ve ever heard

[@Crazy56U]

I don't know which was the bigger power move during the TEMU section: Calling the TEMU guy an imposter, or openly shitting in the email.

[@Jackson-kn5hf]

Yes

[@larox420]

Yes

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

Yes

[@OgSuda]

Yes

[@Crazy56U]

All of us are on the same page.

[@edwardjenkins2967]

The last email is made so much better by the fact doug contacted them first Poor Shelby

[@ThePenisMan]

In the VOD he says he just got it randomly, then theorizes that a viewer probably signed him up for it as a joke

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@The73MPL4R]

I don't think Doug's gonna be getting that billboard

[@nekosalad8308]

seek and destroy

[@Manchweld]

I don’t need billboards SHELBY

[@tryctan2399]

i'd do ANYTHING but like ANYTHING to have more of this. this is pure gold i just have watery eyes and my throat hurts, laughest for 40 minutes straight

[@noonstar3435]

God please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

[@aspiringgirl4422]

To help you feel better Doug, if I got engaged and sent an email to Doug about it, having you make a pants shitting ai respond to it on stream is better than any other option.

[@RaTcHeT302]

UAAAAAAOUUOGGGHHHHAGGHH.

[@cobalttj6356]

I nearly shit *myself* at how funny the response Diarrhea Doug gave to Temu was, it was so perfect and if anyone deserved that email it was them.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@e5858]

@@EEEEEEEEI’ve failed you, brother. All I can do now is lay you to rest. [Solemnly clicks the report button]

[@somerandomguy-3102]

even the fucking opening killed me "Dear imposter Jonathan..."

[@thepizzacarpizza1056]

@@e5858 how could you

[@epikmb24]

“Don’t worry about your strong objections. They’ve been duly noted and promptly ignored.” That line goes hard. Diarrhea Doug deserves this position and an explosive diaper. I’m signing all my emails with “eternally cringing” from now on lmao

[@PikaCookiePlayz]

Great comment, unfortunately it's been duly noted and ignored. Eternally cringing, Company

[@jaytep5647]

25:34

[@j.b.5422]

yuppies

[@kiyopawn]

6:20 Doug: "I need to know if you're not a criminal" HotDadDoug: "I implore you not to go snooping around. RRRRGH!" I imagine him doing a motion where he holds back himself punching you.

[@MonkeyMangrove]

7:55 It's so funny how hot dad Doug yells "CRAIG" right before he's let go 😂😂😂

[@joshcheee8659]

CRAAIIGGGGGG

[@4_qu]

I'm sorry but "Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room, or rather, ThE BiLLBoArD. I don't need billboards Shelby" is the absolute coldest thing an AI has ever said

[@crab_with_no_legs]

I agree, and the second coolest thing is: *AoHAOHHOAaohaoha* ... Excuse me, It seems, I recreated the Big Bang in my own pants.

[@battadia]

Imagine being Shelby. A KZbinr asks you for a quote for a billboard, so you send an email back, then recieve a reply from _an entity comprised of chlorophyll_

[@mrsbadexample9014]

@@crab_with_no_legs "The lactose in my coffee has a spirit that's a little too free if you catch my drift" - I DIED.

[@DeltaEntropy]

The immense amount of sass on Shelby there was overwhelming

[@nickelbacksinger1996]

The way it said "the billboard" after the pause absolutely killed me.

[@lowrngy]

12:40 is my new favorite eDoug moment “I didn’t say it was Canada though, it could be any unnamed country” “No, you did say-“ “[SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED]”

[@ShyGuy3101]

Bro did not let that one slide

[@ignoreme-ck2iw]

The entire part from the screaming to a POV from outside the building just killed me

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@Jr837_]

the art of distraction

[@Muucav]

I laughed so hard when he screamed 🤣

[@timwazkang8255]

12:48 “Jesus Christ, shut UP!” “Weaahh, yyeeaaaggg-“ **Gates of hell opening**

[@brokenskull927]

I nearly choked when he responded TEMU And also "Big bang in pants"

[@AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg]

I’m glad we are willing to have ai clones just to read emails

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Agreed

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎

[@hatmanmanofhats8167]

@@EEEEEEEEE

[@Cee-233]

E

[@woodlefoof2]

E

[@InkshadowGaming]

Doug should totally do this again but as a police interview, or a court case. Have him create ai suspects for a fictional crime and interrogate each one, then have twitch chat (or Parkzer???) decide whether to convict or acquit.

[@mat8791]

Parkzer probably wont appear in the trial as a judge or lawyer since in his lies of p livestream doug explained that they had problems and they can't continue with the joke.

[@magicfish8213]

​@@mat8791could you elaborate on that i am clueless

[@MenacingBanjo]

@@mat8791 how long ago was this? Did they give any details about it other than "they had problems"?

[@meem6154]

Parkzer got into actual legal trouble due to people continuing to say he was a lawyer. It’s Parkzer and Doug’s to know the specifics but the joke just can’t continue.

[@InkshadowGaming]

Ah good point, yes I hadn't considered that aspect of Parkzer's involvement. Although most viewers know the situation on that one, there will inevitably always be those who misinterpret and take it too far. Still think it would make a fun stream idea, even if Parkzer wasn't involved like that though.@@mat8791

[@drbanana8778]

As a Canadian I can confirm that penguins Doug is my weapons dealer

[@yummigummi21]

The “most professional” interviewee called Doug bald, ranted about how much he loved DILFs and threatened to activate several fragmentation grenades in one sentence. A model employee.

[@Lorraine202]

33:47 God this email is beautiful. The gaslighting that Doug reached out first, the shaming of their website while bragging about his skills, proposing diaper products, quoting 10 poopy diapers, actively shitting then immediately transitioning to calling Johnathon an imposter and ending with a blessing to the sun god.

[@infinitytower8957]

(As opposed to passively shitting)

[@Godfredozila]

​@@infinitytower8957 the difference between a stain in your pants and having to get new ones

[@RealNikTrustMe]

"of course the explosions would be harmless ones, we wouldn't want to anger the sun god after all"

[@CommanderWiggins]

I was wheezing in laughter by the end of it.

[@calebwashere]

I knew from the opening being “Dear Imposter Johnathan” that it was going to be golden

[@X-SPONGED]

27:12 What I love most about Diarrhea Doug is his pure caffeinated shit-fueled wit. What other DougDoug employee can paraphrase "I seem to have shat myself" into _"maybe my body decided to perform an interpretive dance of a volcanic eruption"_ or _"It seems I have replicated the Big Bang in my own pants"_ Zero regrets hiring that man!

[@urban_rural1256]

_"The lactose in my coffee has a spirit that is a little too free"_ is unmatched.

[@jarryljovenir3488]

The eloquence of diarrhea doug is truly unfathomable, truly the greatest poet in our times, or the shakespeare of our era.

[@faedragonlucy]

THAT'S MY DOUG

[@Jonahutley7]

"Woah there ooooweeeeee gooo gaaaaaaaaa" is the realest thing I've heard all day 13:05

[@TennantFamilyNews]

Frrrrrrrr tho

[@RisuTheMan]

Punished Venom Doug asserting his dominance of Big Doug by staring him in the eyes and defecating violently truly was a power-move

[@vsptylore3639]

Imagine interviewing Hot Dad Doug. You get ready to ask a very normal question: whether or not he has a criminal record. HDD first counters by asking if youre trying to take his virginity, then threatens you with grenades, and then moans over the idea of Craig, without answering the question

[@MightyRathalos90]

To be fair, if someone like that exists i would be more terrified if they do NOT have a criminal record.

[@garakthetailor]

@@MightyRathalos90 no evidence

[@AziSlays]

No, no, I'm pretty sure he answered the question in the only way that matters.

[@supotter377]

He was too good for doug

[@TheLordOfBeans]

I LOVE THE IDEA OF A CHINESE SCAM SITE EMAILING YOU, AND AN AI JUST SCREAMS "FUCK OFF YOU GOVERNMENT PSYOP, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!"

[@DannyKasden-yd2fh]

Do you know you have capslock on

[@pokkerhonklers6625]

RAAAAAH

[@Mime-Face1022]

@@DannyKasden-yd2fh DID YOU KNOW YOU HELD SHIFT ON UR FIRST KEY?

[@cerulity32k]

@@Mime-Face1022 MORE LIKE I SHIT ON MY FIRST KEY

[@autisticturtle5838]

*our

[@Liesmith424]

The billboard email got me laughing so hard that I seriously thought I was going to pass out.

[@jayb9310]

"I am worried it'll make him a little bit nervous..." *HEART ATTACK*

[@seankurkjian4096]

Honestly, being featured in a DougDoug video is a far better fan wedding gift than you signing off on their card I'd imagine.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@saskia4219]

Yeah I agree. If I sent that email, I'd love to be in a video. And even if I'd be confused by the reply, I'd probably appreciate it, I mean it's way bether than a standart reply (or no reply). I'd might even guess that it's an AI or something. :D

[@d3denny117]

@@EEEEEEEE facts

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

I wouldn't say "Being Featured", I'd say being a victim to Doug's heinous crimes

[@SturmmannHanz]

12:40 The pure unadulterated demonic screech as if to shut Doug up made me cry from laughing so hard

[@TheMournFlower]

Me too!

[@SoulburgersSoll]

That shit was so great

[@danieljuno810]

Great timing

[@Cicada2204]

High demon elgrim must've got to him.......

[@Thatgreyslugcat]

And the zoom out to the outside of the building with the muffled chaos still audible just makes it better.

[@AtomicPuma9]

I’m going to be honest here, I’ve watched a lot of your videos DougDoug but my god I couldn’t stop crying and laughing for the last 10 mins of the video. Please do more of this.

[@AtlasMays]

22:36 *I. Take. SUN. Days.*

[@koolaid33]

Diarrhea Doug brought me to literal tears, his last email specifically where he says he "recreated the Big Bang in his pants" almost killed me. PLEASE, PLEASE bring these guys back. Also, re-invite hot dad Doug for a new interview, & maybe bring him on for that extra bit of diversity.

[@robotortoise]

Hot Dad Doug is the LGBTQ+ representation that this company needs!

[@Numbskulli]

THIS BUT WHEN HE SAID “or maybe my body decided to perform an interpretative dance routine of a volcanic eruption”

[@TimberJackEB]

Now you just need a third secretary to sort the emails between fanmail and scams, ads and sponsorship deals. Then delegate the emails to the other two secretaries based on the type of email it is; fanmail to Penguin Doug, and the rest to Diaper Doug.

[@crimson-cloud]

Omg... DILF LOVER DOUG'S CHANCE!

[@jstar3382]

20:36 all of chat started chanting THE SHIT KING

[@JMNplays584]

“This might make him a little nervou-“ AUAUUUUUAUUAUAUUAUUUUAUAUAUUAUAUAH GAGAGGAGAHAHAHHHHAHHHHHHHH

[@DWHTMH]

Ugh! I hate it when the doppelganger that I'm hiring keeps screaming at me!

[@VioVanHelsing]

Nothing like watching Twitch Chat have actual remorse after getting the AI's response to that couple.

[@Smileyrat]

Yah, ive never seen twitch chat drop out of the chat mentailty so fast.

[@yondev]

@@Smileyrat Chat may be chaotic but they're not evil.

[@Sebastian-xi6vg]

The basement is a close community

[@GZilla311]

I was surprised by how quickly they were saying not to do it.

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[@demsterclippy4252]

12:35 I love how the a.i. just so happens to panic the moment he backpedals saying Canada isn't the "unnamed country", and doug responds saying "but you did say Canada, wait-". Its almost like Penguin doug is having a panic attack over failing to keep the secret, and responds by instantly becoming an Xlerator hand dryer.

[@HabitualThinker]

It was genuinely like they were having a conversation

[@posthistoricdino422]

as a walmart employee frequently subjected to the noise of ripping winds whenever i use the bathroom, i'm so mad at how accurate that description is

[@dougallen9689]

The editing choice to cut to the exterior of an office building while Doug has a scream fight with the A.i. is just perfect.

[@nugget_bo0b]

He was creating a distraction

[@funnyclown12345]

He was intimidating Doug just like how prey (like penguins) do to predators.

[@mechanic6]

"no you did say canada" *unleashes demons on doug in anger*

[@radiantseraph]

There is no better definition of comedic subversion than the absolute hell that was Diarrhea Doug followed immediately by Penguin Doug hitting this fan with "I bet you could've coded that in 3 months instead of 4 because you're so skilled!" and then Diarrhea Doug swinging right back around to send a Temu sponsorship into orbit. This company is beyond unhinged and I'm very glad to be here.

[@SeaIbass]

Rest in peace DILF Doug, we will miss you and your verbal smut about Craig

[@Finn_Is_Fine]

LMAO VERBAL SMUT

[@calebwashere]

Personally, I'm more distraught that they cut out the parts with Window Doug

[@JacobPlays136]

@@calebwashere Doug is trying to hide his involvement in the 14th story "accident".

[@markbertrand6052]

@@JacobPlays136 what, what is the 14th floor accident i didnt watch the vod

[@calebwashere]

I love Diarrhea Doug's dedication to pretending to be Doppel-Doug, only for him to just admit to gaslighting the chat the second he was hired I also find it funny that Diarrhea Doug was initially hated by Doug yet beloved by Twitch Chat, which then turned to them immediately regretting hiring him as soon as they realized his existence was to answer Doug's emails

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[@clyde-or-monty]

yo itz pr7rqe!

[@calebwashere]

i love that the responses to my pfp being barry the quokka are either "Rice Bingle" or "PRQ7QE"

[@CrabHead501]

@@calebwashere never have i thought i would see a barry pfp in the wild

[@King-ze2kt]

@@calebwashere Good old Preston

[@fantasierra]

“None of you know what Temu is.” Doug, literally everyone except for you knows what Temu is.

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

12:45 we are currently witnessing the Mount St. Helens of bowel movements! What a historical event!

[@reubenfromow4854]

“Don’t worry about your objections. They have been duly noted and promptly ignored.” AI Doug is savage 🥶

[@loz4052]

"I've made a big bang in my pants" 🥶🥶🥶 (too lazy to quote it accurately)

[@800lbsgorilla]

"AAAAAAOOOOOUUUEEEEEEEBBEEEEEOO, My apologies - I just had a coffee surge, or maybe my body decided to perform an interpretative dance routine of a volcanic eruption" 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@roetemeteor]

>temu bothers you for months. >Send email demanding poopy diapers as payments. >get ghosted. God, I love this man.

[@LanceThumping]

It's all fun and games until a package full of poopy diapers shows up on his doorstep with a script for the ad read.

[@therealmanguyman]

They didn't ghost Doug, Doug gave them a stroke then they fucking died.

[@MrFeatherMan]

@@therealmanguyman Well then they ghosted him just a little more literally than normal

[@therealmanguyman]

@@MrFeatherMan They didn't ghost Doug, Doug ghosted them.

[@Rhinoiron]

As it should be! What a corrupt and evil company

[@BlokMaster21309]

27:08 damn, the way Diarrhea Doug said "mmh, my apologies, I..."

[@Failuigi41]

im sure that couple is HONORED

[@complesity7663]

Doug never fails to make me replace my body parts with AI and become a robot servant.

[@uncanalmas4712]

Even I debt I serve the omniscia

[@dublxml]

As it should be

[@Fallout_Jane]

THE CYBERMEN

[@rhyspieces5718]

Never failed, huh?

[@Benusr]

At what point do you become a new broom?

[@Bezray]

I remember seeing a clip of Doug complaining about how he gets so many emails and chat suggests "make an AI to respond". Doug shoots down this idea and says it's dumb. Here we are now.

[@sivir_m3_timbers307]

Thus proving that chat is truly the main character

[@_._.avid._._5951]

He said stuff like what if some fan sends a heart felt letter and the ai responds and he would feel bad about it

[@proredfly9410]

not to mention its one of the best videos hes ever made😭

[@lod4246]

27:36 Ooh! Shots fired! ...or do I say "shits fired?"

[@paraceratherium255]

No.

[@lod4246]

@@paraceratherium255 shits fired

[@paraceratherium255]

@@lod4246luke, I am your father. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@popreca8471]

this is one of the best videos i have ever seen on this plataform. we need a PART 2

[@calebwashere]

I genuinely wanna make "Don't worry about your strong objections. They've been duly noted, and promptly ignored" part of my vocabulary. It's so good lmfao

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[@dexthegoat14]

I legitimately lol'd for several minutes at this line. I have duly noted it for the future lol.

[@holyelephantmg8838]

Same vibe as “I understand the council had made a decision, but considering it’s a stupid a- decision, I’ve elected to ignore it”

[@GZilla311]

@@holyelephantmg8838Classic line.

[@potatojuiceultra]

Diarrhea Doug casually turning into GLaDOS

[@dazcar2203]

when AI takes over the world it's about a 50/50 if they decide to spare doug or punish him even harder for doing stuff like this

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[@Ozzy08018]

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[@talenstout8324]

You worry to much.

[@jacobsiron6929]

I feel it'd be a bit of a court jester situation

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

There's a twist on Roko's Basilisk. If you are dedicated to propagating the super AI, but do it poorly while making the AI look ridiculous, does the AI reward you or send your consciousness to the extra spiky torment pits?

[@cookiechi2555]

I dont need Billboards Shelby 😂 the absolute sas in that was too good.

[@freep3115]

12:46 I've popped this strategy in an interview once or twice in my time. Give em the ol' throat song from hell

[@LemonSaber]

33:08 This is i think the most united chat ever was, no arguments, just scheming on how to fuck over Temu.

[@charlieg3819]

What about in the KZbin speed run video where 100% of people voted to watch fat Albert

[@placeholderdoe]

The two things twitch chat can unite for, hating TEMU, and fat albert

[@utilizator500]

It's just generic hive mind mentality

[@grrrfield5660]

is temu really that bad? i ordered from them once and besides shit being cheap, i was happy with my order

[@placeholderdoe]

@@grrrfield5660 temu’s app is basically malware, stealing all your info(way worse than google, facebook, etc). Plus the sweatshops and stuff(sadly goes for every online shop, but Temu’s cheap prices mean that the human cost is higher)

[@buttermanaws4693]

12:42 has got to be my favorite moment It's like the Ai version revealed something and decided to scream like a child/demon to stop that train of thought

[@SquidRumi]

Was waiting for someone to talk about Penguin Doug shrieking like a demon 😭

[@soapsudz8208]

Doug: No, you did say it was cana- Ai: AAAEEAEAGAHHGRGHGEGHEFFAGG👺👹

[@erauirusu5658]

I laugh so Hard, I couldn’t see anything

[@danzal13]

@@erauirusu5658 same🤣🤣🤣

[@OsirisTheTurtle]

34:54 Doug just summoned an eldrich being

[@zedreo]

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. I can't remember the last time it hurt this much to laugh while I was watching a video. Diarrhea Doug and Penguin Doug had amazingly funny lines.

[@xxfloppypillowxx]

Doug really blurs the line between interview and interrogation and we love him for that.

[@GZilla311]

… there’s a difference?

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[@Bruh-ps2lh]

I need to know if you're a criminal - DouglasDouglas, circa 2023

[@derpaderpy4931]

Doug, PLEASE make this a weekly thing, listening to Diarrhea Doug blow out TEMU's sponsor proposal while blowing out his ass has put the biggest smile on my face I've had all year, and holy shit was I ready to just give up on everything before now.

[@tontolapiko1067]

I've come back to re-watch that segment at least half a dozen times its so good 😭

[@thepotatotaxi2430]

Hang in there man, things will get better for you one day

[@loz4052]

#BringbackDiarrheaDoug

[@livebackwards]

You should watch the longer 2+ hour version of this that he posted to his other channel, it's well worth it, the extra content is fire

[@derpaderpy4931]

@@livebackwards Is it on his VOD channel?

[@Tyler_T1D]

I have not laughed this hard in a while!! I literally started watching your videos yesterday and they are amazing! My school computer is severely limited so i have to wait every day but its worth it, you're great. also stan hot dad doug

[@gegarisawsome2-wc8gy]

I love how the reason the second AI constantly brings up public transportation is because the creator of the trait got on the wrong transport.

[@TheTransformersFanEver]

doug i love your videos but you actually almost killed me the two final emails genuinely made me laugh so hard i couldnt breathe

[@LordAJ12345]

I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit

[@footman77]

For me it was the demonic screaming of Penguin Doug

[@NotAMurdererer]

Same. I thought I was gonna black out

[@__-be1gk]

I love how all of Doug's AIs occasionally get posessed by demons

[@m4z805]

Penguin Doug sounds like he performs a self-exorcism every time he starts to reply.

[@GZilla311]

I blame High Demon Elgrim.

[@thatonefromtimtokanthony1403]

@gzilla311 same

[@SpaceLobster21]

hardest I've laughed in a while, this video was hilarious and I feel sorry for (some of) the people you sent emails to (but it was totally worth it)

[@hummusmold]

It feels like everything was building up to 22:05 Good god the cackling fit that sent me into

[@fatyoshi9993]

My sides hurt from laughing at the Penguin Doug letting out a demonic screech mid-interview This needs to be a series

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[@yoogy4407]

I agree, that would just be amazing.

[@Veriasian]

When it cuts to outside 😂

[@fossil98]

When loud actually does equal funny

[@start9799]

He hisses at Doug like a cat

[@riverscuomo7140]

I love the idea that Temu sees Diarrhea Doug''s horrific gibberish response and is like "hell yeah"

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[@jaythec7994]

Rivers cuomo

[@Ag3nt-MC]

28:47 I wonder how that couple responded to this?

[@colek8990]

4:10 "music to my auditory organs" is simultaneously the funniest and weirdest thing I've ever heard an AI say

[@oonmnoo]

Doug is the kind of person to steal your organs and say “IT WAS THE AI” and run into the dog hole

[@sarahbunny0618]

This made me CACKLE lmfaooo

[@noyz-anything]

you mean the oh-oh hole?

[@garuvashi]

The doug hole

[@Lunacorva]

Correction: Doug is the kind of person to MAKE an AI to steal your organs.

[@jackbeavis]

The doug hole

[@Apoc_CoD]

I’m both amazed and terrified that he actually sent these emails. Imagine receiving an email from these.

[@lithoplanemasters6522]

If you know the guy, well you can probably figure it's something like this.

[@supotter377]

I would frame it lol

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

37:05 best way of saying you pooped yourself

[@L0C4L]

Temu isn’t actual spyware, people just don’t understand the more technical aspects of the app and freak out. But they do implore very shady business practices such as literal slave labor and possibly child labor, idk for sure about the child labor part.

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

If you've ever thought "I sure wish I could cut out the dollar store middle man and buy lead paint covered, low quality plastic crap straight from chinese children's calloused and nicotine stained hands" then that's the app for you.

[@Jujukungfu]

Dude they are totally actually spyware. They literally data-mine everyone for the CCP. wtf you on about

[@Rhinoiron]

It’s 100% spyware. ANYTHING from China is. Tik Tok too. It’s literally a CCP control site.

[@Titanblade17]

This video is unironically the funniest I have EVER watched. The pure chaotic comedy that diarrhea Doug spews is unbelievable. 😂😂😂

[@jaxsonadros2066]

That's not the only thing that he is spewing...

[@ericbadstubner9]

i can recommend his video about the ai playing a kids adventure game to you then. 2.5 hours of godlike comedy like this one :D have fun

[@Tanwolly]

This video, and his AI plays Pajama Sam stream are genuinely the 2 funniest things I’ve ever watched in my life. I don’t ever laugh out loud at things normally, but almost every Doug Doug video makes me laugh until I’m crying. Doug Doug deserves some kind of award or recognition for that Pajama Sam stream.

[@Titanblade17]

@@coadamolx0100 I’ve seen it

[@thewisewolf768]

@@Tanwolly Im in a similar boat, I rarely actually laugh out loud. This video had me ugly laughing with tears pouring out of my eyes at multiple points. Fucking gold

[@ricscola]

Would be amazing a variation of this where DougDoug copy/pastes the traits without looking at them and has to guess what are their traits.

[@cassielynn7074]

Oh my goodness what a fun idea

[@lavender3609]

This sounds so much like an improv game I know; I would actually love to see this happen.

[@lucase.2546]

Whose Doug is it Anyway?

[@calamaricalamity6757]

that sounds awesome, but he should create 5 of them, while someone else makes the other 5

[@blacklight683]

every time i watch your channel it makes me laugh my eyes out like there is no other channel that managed to make tear up from laughter every video like your channel, ty so much for making me laugh so much

[@kabob0077]

18:08 You've made your own Doombot, well Dougbot, since it thinks it's you!

[@James_Randal]

He plans interviews like robberies.