I made Runescape's slowest skill even slower

[@AlienFoodage]

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[@xeon1224]

Can you make a video of cuts of you just saying interesting?

[@xx-xk9uz]

was in the mood for a quicker-spoken video today, well in lad

[@bozkatinator]

Cows get the poison resistance because their 'Moo' overhead text hijacks the poison timer. Some old school jank to make them 'Moo' every so often.

[@JereHakala]

Same with chickens, except if you poison them they lay an egg and then reset the poison timer.

[@theparagonal]

​@@JereHakalaFinally, tech for my egg-locked Ironman.

[@redchief94]

@Theparagonal if you do post it ill watch it.

[@alynnidalar]

FUN FACT: some update or another fixed this, and the Jmods programmed it back in because it's too good to get rid of.

[@hazecoin7274]

@@redchief94 jeez man you're allowed to have more than 1 hobby in life

[@Asualtedpeanut]

The fact that he went back and did the second saradomin boss just for the aesthetic is exactly why I love this series

[@bozkatinator]

All the prep for barrows is peak ironman content

[@Trolldamere]

The only way it would have been even more peak is if he ran out of blood runes for his mage training arena shenanigans and decided to go back to barrows because that's the best way he knows how to get them.

[@alynnidalar]

I want to do X. Oh wait I'd better do Y first to make it more efficient. But I really need Q to do that. And I'd better get B before Q. And B would be so much easier if I had K. But it'd be a lot more efficient to do K if I had Z...

[@TheMacNilly]

@@alynnidalarr u n e s c a p e

[@ACertainGuy0]

@@alynnidalar As someone who is doing their first ironman........my god is this more true than it should be lmfao.

[@lunarpking]

Jagex should add a book that you add to via NPC examine. You should also be able to search it per monster to show everything you’ve examined.

[@ehall5151]

Agreed. And why doesn’t the monster examine give drop table insight? Maybe not drop rates, but drop table so you can confirm if a thing (snapdragon, soul runes, runite limbs, dead gnome kids, etc) exists…

[@ehall5151]

Imagine if it were just part of the skill menu. Like construction but instead of seeing materials upon click, when you open slayer you see an NPC Examine icon for those you’ve ‘unlocked’ and when you click the details are all centralised there.

[@dark_matter62]

Afaik they are working on this in some variety. They discussed it specifically when it came to the project rebalance and elemental weaknesses coming into the game

[@w345345345]

In the before times we had what you'd call "pen and paper".

[@lunarpking]

@@w345345345 Wow, I wonder if in this before time I used the paper map for games such as Morrowind. Or what about the typewriter I used at work today? We could use that. That or just like the world map being updated to be more useful, we could update the game to have quality of life features rather than rely on external sites.

[@angeldee9737]

I think it's funny that you started the episode by saying that you always ask the Slayer monster Masters for more information and then ended the episode by not asking them about the mushroom that you hadn't seen before.

[@theyxaj]

"I gotta get another cape" "Why, don't you have one already? Why do you need another one" "The one I have looks a bit shit with my gear" Fashionscape matters

[@rishik3231]

cant wait to see him get to 99 crafting for easy teleports to a bank for barrows runs

[@GradientCanopy]

Imagine the look on Turael’s face after selling you 10 broad arrowheads and 10 broad bolts (unf) and watching you try to cram them together

[@reallyreason6354]

Perfectly faking out that chaos altar PKer by complete accident is gold.

[@benkai09]

Twice none the less

[@joneziie4814]

They'll never find him, he is where they would least expect 😂😂😂

[@alynnidalar]

Only person in the history of Runescape to make a crossbow string out of tree roots. I respect it.

[@the1sar598]

me, who has turned their tree roots from tree farming into crossbow strings as a main to sell on ge: I believe you are mistaken, sir

[@RobABankWithABagel]

@@the1sar598 You manually clear your trees???

[@the1sar598]

@@RobABankWithABagel yep. crossbow string is a little extra gp for maple and below, and yew and magic roots are used to make certain potions

[@vtaq6811]

​@@the1sar598surely the time it takes to chop the tree down is not worth the gp lol

[@no3396]

@@vtaq6811it’s not about the money… it’s about sending a message.

[@BlauerDegen]

The fact that you can figure all this out off of just some vague memories and in game information is really impressive. Looking forward to your next adventure

[@adamlefevre6016]

I screamed when i saw fossil Island. Ironman Island is gonna be HUGE if he can figure it out

[@MyNameIsSalo]

Fossil island is very unintuitive tbh. I still don't understand what calcite and prosperous does or whatever the fuck its called. I'll be surprised if fossil island is possible to figure out unguided. How the hell does he find the digsite amulet or clockwork to do birdhouse runs reliably

[@davidedds6562]

​@@MyNameIsSalo well tbf he isn't truly fully unguided as he's played the game before. If you actually watch the series a ton of things (included knowledge of metal dragons dropping runite limbs in this video) he already knows due to prior use of the wiki on his main.

[@hesonehit6530]

over the course of this series man is gonna have his own personal wiki in notes.

[@menousauvage]

Good Luck with being full time Unguided

[@AlienFoodage]

Thank you so much!

[@RipsaltyTV]

You might be one of like 5 people who actually uses the monster examine spell and i love how its coming into play after that grind for lunars. Cheers

[@pzodeosrs]

I love seeing it being used when new updates come out.

[@WoWShenanigans1]

This is truly a bittersweet moment. With this video i have caught up in the series and can no longer binge. Fantastic series man. As a newer runescape player this has been so fun to watch. Ill be looking forward to the next one

[@WoWShenanigans1]

Also congrats on reaching the 70k goal!

[@BillyBattsandtheShineboxes]

Just a suggestion - when you have the music in the background, put the music from the actual area in the background. It might not work when you're jumping around a lot, but when you're doing one thing for a while (e.g. doing mage arena), I think it'd be good for building the atmosphere. Great video as always!

[@pzodeosrs]

Great suggestion! Also the wildy has some cool music

[@Jessica1608]

Settled rocking in the corner seeing how easily you got the crossbow 😂 Definitely my favourite series!

[@WH40KHero]

Lmao. Settleds crazy archaeologist ptsd kicking in

[@dandelion44444]

Region diff

[@delish6588]

I was fully ready for that grind to be the whole video

[@Ghoulbie]

Amethyst Broad Bolts "I can almost make that as well" oh my sweet summer child

[@mikew7168]

This is probably my favourite series on youtube. It's great to see you figure things out yourself as I feel like we're too focused on plugins solving everything for us now.

[@garymitchell1558]

Hey man , just wanted to say thanks for the videos and especially for the really genuine thanks to the community. I’m glad your going full time , keep it up. Looking forward to what comes next when you get that quest cape. My favourite OSRS channel. Alien food > settled > jimmy > everyone else

[@appyritionz1930]

glad youre blowing up man, j1mmy said it best when he said youre the new quest man lol. you deserve it just for being able to figure out some of the ass backwards logic in rs. love the content.

[@Zonyxe]

Being on yet another binge of the Unguided series and seeing a new video pop up is just so nice! Still cannot express how fantastic your series is. First watch always deserves full attention, and then the many times after that are just great to have on in the background! Also, huge congrats on going full time on KZbin! Stay your authentic self and you'll always stand apart from the rest

[@EluneAnzu]

I was laughing at how he escaped multiple PKers by literally just logging out for a few seconds then back in. Also was so relieved to see him down Derwen, after that I knew the other two Mage Arena 2 bosses were in the bag, Ent Boi is the hardest of the three.

[@MyNameIsSalo]

love this series. really exaggurates the ironman experience to such an extreme where "I want to farm barrows" turns into a never ending cycle of preparation for barrows. That cycle never actually ends, no one is satisfied with their ironman barrows setup. You get max POH pool, barrows tele in house, 99 magic, those lockpicks that skip the doors, but wait a Saturated Heart could boost my barrows kills by 0.01 per hour and now you're doing a 5000 hour slayer grind to save 0.5 seconds off your barrows runs. It never actually ends until you've completely maxed your ironman

[@Tyrion5556]

Alien food is my favorite kind of meal

[@itsall_legal]

My fav kinda metal

[@amogusenjoyer]

I like tacos too :^)

[@AlienFoodage]

please dont the food

[@JusDoc]

yooo grats on jumping into Full Time content creation!!

[@sbz666_]

I've noticed you've been getting bigger and bigger sponsors as your videos progress. I just want to say congratulations on your achievements you've earned via making this series. Not only are you a beloved content creator of the OSRS community, you've reached a point of success where you can turn this journey into a career, or at least decent supplemental income. Right on, man.

[@TheKingDoe]

I'm a long time RS player but stayed with the game into RS3.After watching like most of your videos I've been on OSRS non-stop. It brings back so many memories! Great videos and thank you.

[@geoffshaw2775]

Alien Food never posts late, nor does he post early. He posts precisely when he needs to.

[@MakeMaineViral]

Okay gandolf

[@PaulRudd1941]

​@@MakeMaineViral has Maine gone viral yet?

[@collinbrown9233]

Man is slaying the KZbin game, should get exp for every video

[@TheXxswordsxx]

Really glad this series has taken a turn to cover your interesting journey towards more questing. It's been entertaining to watch you talk through all the different scenarios!

[@BetrayedGecko]

I can't ever listen to the intro without thinking he's going to say "This.... is going to be fucking dreadful" and I have no idea why

[@DkKobaADV]

Iron players hearing Alien Food mentioning going for RCB: 😊 When he mentions doing metallic dragons for them: 😢

[@Mingthrope]

The way you narrate all your thought processes is really engaging 👌 love this series

[@DripQuestYT]

The ad bit got a good chuckle out of me I was not expecting that

[@crenshawjeffrey]

I'm playing a new ironman this year and i love how your videos have consistently gotten me to engage with new-to-me game content in a thoughtful, fun, discovery-oriented way that doesn't feel rote or mechanical. thank you!

[@xabvosx]

Been here since episode one, love to see how many more of us have found you in the last year! Thanks for bringing us along with you on this journey!

[@conorohagan9947]

So proud to be one of the original 5k subs. I remember so vividly the first time I watched your vids. I knew you were gonna get big, but honestly I didn't think you'd get THIS big. Very well deserved sir. So happy to see you succeed

[@TheMrGurbz]

6 days late to watching this video and you gained over 2k subscribers in that time. That’s massive and well deserved. I’m thoroughly enjoying this series. My favorite series at this moment and one of my favorites of all time.

[@TheRileyg98]

Babe wake up new unguided just dropped But also, I'm stoked to hear you're taking this on full-time! Keen to see you make it through fossil island.

[@AlienFoodage]

Thank you so much for the well wishes and the incredibly kind donation! Thanks so much for the continued support, honestly it means the world to me

[@Heiligtree]

So happy for you to go youtube full-time! I can tell from your videos that you are someone who people will always turn up to watch, regardless of the series, because you're making them! Excited to see what's to come

[@gamecube7108]

Congrats on doing KZbin full time. Absolutely love your series. Hope it gives you what you want and need. You deserve it

[@gabrimus8212]

I love the editor you roasting you while the video goes on. So glad you get to do what you want and do youtube full time. Good luck and always thumbs up!

[@novavstheworld7925]

I’m really loving this series. Hopped in a little late but love hearing you work through these problems you caused yourself due to the limitations and I actually learn about the game so often from you it’s crazy. And I get to use the wiki whenever I want on my main! lol

[@SparkySummers]

I mean he hasn't caused it himself - the game's design caused it. You shouldn't HAVE to use a wiki to understand how to play a game.

[@novavstheworld7925]

@ I know what you mean

[@TheCheck999]

Alien Food is going professional LET'S GGGGGGGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dsalucas]

There's an old age that I've always said fits RuneScape gameplay perfectly. "Nothing wastes time like saving time."

[@GaybrohamStinkton]

Adage

[@dsalucas]

@GaybrohamStinkton that's what I get for typing on my phone

[@MegaChickenfish]

Reminds me of when I grinded construction for like 3 weeks for a teleport that was 3 tiles closer to a bank.

[@JackdawWatcher]

OMG you’ve gone full time! CONGRATULATIONS man! You deserve every bit of success you get, I love your series.

[@bresticles2635]

Good luck going full time man! Glad to see it, seen some people doing an unguided as well but your miles above them with the content. Good luck again my man.

[@jtpyron30]

Congratulations and good luck full time! I look forward to your videos more than anything else in my youtube feed!! Keep it up!!

[@AlienFoodage]

Thank you so much for the support and the incredibly kind donation! Seriously appreciate the support on the series, thank you

[@itsyahboi6487]

Found your channel when you were grinding for the fairy rings. Decided to watch it from the first episode. Currently at episode 47 and this series truly captures the frustrations of playing RuneScape as a kid lol. 10/10

[@KyraDW]

The only KZbinr that I enjoy watching the ads. The segways are clever and amusing.

[@Jethro621]

Huge props to getting that cape upgrade. It's a good one and can be a pretty daunting task.

[@joppie1288]

You've honestly become one of my all time favorite content creators! Thank you for the amazing entertainment you've provided me

[@snacpop]

Your rapid growth is a testament to how quality your content is

[@AlienFoodage]

Thanks for the kind words

[@_Jurj]

I love how your videos just flow and it really does feel like the viewer is also watching unguided. 99% of players have most of their knowledge learned second hand. Watching you play the game “as intended” really changes what RuneScape is fundamentally. The next big upgrade isn’t just bigger numbers. Not nearly as much at least. I think an intro of what the account is about would do a lot. It’s not just about trying to figure out quests and puzzles but actually learning RuneScape

[@godly74]

I'm so glad you are seeing success! This is one of the best osrs series out there and it's not even over! Keep up the amazing work.

[@rooster3592]

Bro seriously the best RS content on YT right now is your channel. Joshisn't turned me onto you and now I watch you more than him lol. Good luck with the full time!

[@zmbn900]

I don't play runescape anymore, but I'm really loving this series. Thanks for making it, and keep up the good work!

[@BenStonememe]

Congrats on going full time! Watching this series is like watching old school iron man videos when the mode first came out! I love it, easily my favourite series around atm!

[@patrikstraznicky6414]

Absolutely love your videos my man, keep watching them while I grind osrs myself! Keep up the great work! Petition to rename the channel to "Nothing interesting happens" lol, always makes me chuckle.

[@jasonolson7966]

Dang man, I really hope you make it as a full time KZbinr! I think you've got what it takes, but I'm nervous about where you're taking the jump! Best of luck to you, and thanks for dedicating yourself to making such great entertainment!

[@Jorvalt]

Apparently "mutated" zygomites are just zygomites. The slayer masters call them that for some reason.

[@Mullnah]

Best OSRS series ever! Would love to see You, Framed, J1mmy and Settled collaborate in a video or series. (You’re my favorite!)

[@awalkingdude3291]

Good luck mate, have been waiting for you to get to barrows all year, that’s why I started again

[@samch.8351]

I think I already said this but this series is so great I'm happy to hear that you can take your chance at going full time youtube, I wish you some luck and I hope you can do this for as long as you feel like it, you deserve it in my opinion

[@clairehickey9368]

I was so happy for you when you got the crossbow relatively easily. RCB is one of those quintessential ironman unlocks and when you didn't know how to get sinew I was worried it would turn into a huge thing, but then you had tree roots in the bank.

[@barnacled]

Congratulations on going full time on youtube! Been watching Unguided since day one and I won't be stopping anytime soon!

[@sagebauer1077]

Definitely one of the best manscaped ads I've seen, kudos

[@6xCamox9]

"Zamorak robes with Guthix staff. That's probably frowned upon." lmao

[@sanguisugaboggie]

Very excited for you taking the leap to full time KZbin! I always look forward to seeing new ones.

[@Ink_spott]

Very human for you to say you had a process that included asking the slayer master for tips every time but then ignoring the procedure in the same video

[@AlienFoodage]

[@renanvillalobos335]

Great progress this video king! Keep popping off, can't wait for the next episode. Also loved your performance in Rosey RS' video, spectacular!

[@ArcadiaP]

I think I started watching your videos with initial 1-20 compilation on April 4th, I don't think you had more than 10k subscribers at the time, or just around then. Been watching ever since, it's really exciting to see you go full-time. Hopefully you keep growing and can keep making these videos with the same quality and care you put into them currently, if at a slightly faster pace being full-time. Super happy about this, and amazing video as always. Literally the only good Runescape content on the video in my opinion.

[@sylvariatzaka]

Surprisingly efficient, somewhat meta-plays from unguided. Holy guacer-mole

[@pixies64]

i needed this after my day at work haha. I love the ads, perfection, and serious congrats on being able to take KZbin full time crazy how much your channel has grown but I knew when I watched your first video i was going to love your series and lots of others would too. I don't have time to watch it all today but looking forward to finishing it tomorrow :)

[@justsomeguy803]

Congratulations on making this a full-time career, loving the series, all the best

[@walkonwaterordrown]

Congrtulations!! We are excited for the career shift, your content is great :)

[@michaelskehan5516]

Really happy to see your youtube success! Well deserved

[@xLegitxLegacy]

you should run thru the whole kourend catacombs or slayer tower and mark down what everything is weak to. so u dont gotta spellbook swap each time

[@MyNameIsSalo]

if he played smartly and efficiently this series wouldn't be anywhere near as fun. Half of the fun is him forgetting something crucially important. Vilenca Moss comes to mind

[@fentanyl8755]

That manscaped transition was so good!!! It kills me every time!!

[@MitzTiemes]

I gotta say your ad transitions are great, Love them!

[@richardbehre8183]

Hearing that you've taken this on full time is wonderful news. Keep up the great content mate!

[@macwithoutthek]

Honestly one of my favorite parts is that you set out for one thing and end up doing 23 different side quests so by the end of the episode you're kinda like holy shit, that was fun.

[@looorzie]

Very excited to hear you're in full time now, gratz! Looking forward to more Unguided adventures

[@Cloudkiker97]

Thrilled to hear you've gone full time! Loving the series mate!

[@AlienFoodage]

Thank you so much for the support!

[@TheTeeters]

Excited for your journey man! You're killing it and I do not see that changing anytime soon. Looking forward to what is ahead for you :D And you are linked up with solid content creator friends.

[@AlienFoodage]

Thanks so much for the kind words Teeters!

[@curtisss]

I hope I get to meet you at runefest in march, you deserve some sort of award for this series honestly

[@bigdig3350]

I do like the idea of the god items giving a buff to god spells, think that would be a nice addition

[@dekojohns]

Hello Mr. Food. Longtime fan of the series. No series I'm currently watching makes me eagerly check youtube everyday hoping for an upload. Keep up the great work. Something that might be worth considering, if you haven't already, is numbering all the videos in the series so it's easier for someone to know what episode they are on, I know that there are playlists, but a lot of the time I don't like to watch series on a playlist because by default it autoplays the videos, and I tend to fall asleep while watching on my phone, and then it runs for hours. This might be just a skill issue on my part, but either way, I figure it couldn't hurt. As I said, keep it up mate you're absolutely killing it.

[@teereclickstiles]

guy with 3 keys just standing at the lever, alien just uses it like its nothing, procceeds to just run out without dying somehow, this game man i swear

[@weston8751]

I like the concept of this series! Super funny revelations and motivations!

[@edenflow4370]

so much respect for taking the leap to do youtube full time, im gonna rewatch all your videos after hearing that!

[@edenflow4370]

time for the next episode :D

[@Joh447]

51:28 this is the reason I need to write down all my tasks and goals or I just end up overwhelming myself, forgetting a bunch of stuff and inevitably getting bored despite having thirteen other things I could do but I FORGOR so doesn't come to mind

[@insinuo]

Love that you get to do this full time. Congrats man, keep up the great content

[@bigbaddrag]

34:40 "Ok Guthix is hot" -Alien Food 2024

[@Grumpulum]

going on a huge side grind to make an initial grind *slightly* faster is the most osrs thing i feel XD never last long when i train slayer as i get sidetracked by upgrading my gear a little

[@ModsTries]

Man there's just something about these videos that bring a smile to my face

[@slowmobro3074]

Another certified Alien Food banger. Congratulations on your new career! We are all proud of you