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Cmon Valve, I know you've been delaying the Summer 2024 Update waiting to yoink my picks...
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[@ScoutTime]

Reuploaded since KZbin completely snubbed the video and refused to promote it at all, edited out a certain word to hopefully appease the almighty algorithm overlords! They cannot silence The…yknow…Update!

[@oldsprait163]

GYATTTTTTT

[@RustysRevenge]

Great excuse to start up a patron for the uncensored version 😄

[@obamahostile4073]

Maybe YT was right this time

[@the_tftuber2426]

I really wanted big slappy to be a part of this, I mean. IT'S AN ASS c'mon!

[@sandraswan9008]

And you were correct, this video was recommended to me

[@Vegetable626]

TF2 community be like: Sex, Hats, Memes, Gay sex

[@ScoutTime]

Wouldn’t have it any other way!

[@onlyclownsreadthislmfao]

The gay sex thing with TF2 was funny for uhhh a good minute but I don't understand how it's funny do i have to be dropped as a baby to be able to find it funny

[@billymkj2763]

@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao you just don't get it...

[@furociousarts]

​@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao it's just a funny in the community due to the buff merc meme. I'm hetero, but it's still something I joke about.

[@user-lr7cc8iu3m]

@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao i read this in scouts voice

[@santumChannelYes]

what if scout time was called FREAKY time and instead of reviewing workshop cosmetics he reviewed MUSCULAR MEN

[@CalvinLol777]

God, if only….

[@user-qj4px6ob4y]

tick tock

[@friesdies]

​@@user-qj4px6ob4y heavy like a brink truck

[@cutiepie_yas]

BLU Scout from Lil Pootis

[@johnny_baldosa]

Sounds fun!

[@FlatCapgaming1]

Seduce me What? Spy I ain't gonna SEDUCE ME!

[@ItsActuallySaturn]

“Hey uh.. good lookin’, I got a bucket of chicke-“ *slap* *”I’m not one of your fried chicken TRAMPS!”*

[@squareroot567]

"theyre not hot enough" medic:

[@certifiedidiot9175]

agreed

[@Clancyyyy]

🤨😊 Agreed!

[@NetchoCheese]

Literally

[@gooblymcfarts]

hes so hot i NEED him

[@_medicfromtf2]

REAL!!

[@Debonsia]

Valve not only removed the bots they removed scout time's straightness

[@vibethecat4194]

his straightness was never on his side

[@vreikezen8268]

Bro was gone for 9 months and decided to give birth to this.

[@ScoutTime]

Peak takes time /silly

[@Pepper2B]

video mpreg

[@RollandGamess]

the therapy and reorientation sessions lasted longer than he thought

[@vintagememelord8168]

Bro, tou still need to kepp your hansd out yo wallets for this one

[@lucedex9671]

Honestly I wana see the shirtless cosmetics that aren't ripped, "Boston beer belly" "Russian round ram" "beer and gear" there are so many good ideas

[@macaronitony93]

SAAAAME i saw the heavy cosmetic at 6:00 and i saw the goddam painted on abs and i was like NO!!!! THAT MAN HAS AN INSULATING LAYER OF FAT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!

[@vintagememelord8168]

I still gonna hold off buying the exposed cosmetics for atleast a month

[@Chocymilk4ever]

but seriously why is valve so reluctant to add the catwalk😭. i would use it 24/7

[@vintagememelord8168]

I would tottally forgo the boycott if they had it

[@magmaboisstuff4270]

SPY- I MEAN TOM JONES YOUR SON IS RATING BUFF COSMETICS!!

[@squealer2874]

singer-songwriter tom hanks, not to be confused with award-winning actor tom jones

[@magmaboisstuff4270]

@@squealer2874 thx for the correction

[@thachnguyen6859]

Freaky Fortress gonna be WILD

[@MajatekYT]

If Valve had the guts, they'd change the name of the Mad Milk throwable to Man Milk. 💯

[@Watch10045]

It is confirmed though that it is actually man milk… Yeah

[@billymkj2763]

@@Watch10045 it's milk from irradiated cows...

[@pixavier9746]

@@billymkj2763 Is confirmed that the weapon was originally meant to be called the Mann Milk, but it was later changed for a clear issue with it.

[@trashpanda1998]

Finally the "S3x Case"

[@BackinWhy.]

real

[@bingoviini]

Just give Demoman a traditional scottish kilt Literally commando

[@Yakuza-Merkitzi]

One day i hope we'll see Mean Lean Team Jeans in TF2. We are in deseperate need of a new pair of All-Class pants.

[@Mercc_]

i love your tf2 gmod ports, you are amazing never stop king :>

[@rubbydraco1334]

Medic got the lean mean team jeans and chest with a fur (fur) The whole team is looking at him He hits the flor (he hits the flor) Before you know Health bar is low low low low low...

[@glacierwolf2155]

Me: "How can you make Scout possibly hotter?" Scout Time: "What if I made him Johnny from Guilty Gear?"

[@mechaegg7229]

good video to end off pride month

[@ThePastaMiner]

cheering and yelling like my favourite team just scored a touchdown when you revealed the gnarliest garb

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

Engineer with abs scares me

[@ScoutTime]

As it should.

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

@@ScoutTime It doesn't fit him

[@limendime3720]

​@@lonewolfinthetardis2640Exactly! Engineer needs a dad bod, not a six pack.

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

@@limendime3720 YES! You get it!

[@starryplatinum]

helping hands + burly beast = me being one step closer to totally shirtless medic 😄😊

[@BiologistOfPiracy]

dang ScoutTime must have had a hard time doing all of this with one hand,respect

[@Remembercookieputie]

wild

[@dr.toxicgamingmadscientist]

You know, The Bushwalker would be AMAZING for Casual Hide N Seek Sniper Players as well as Spy Players that spam Box Trot.

[@w0lfdog]

god i love big beefy men you're doing a service to the gays

[@vova7308]

what if team fortress 2 was called freak fortress 2...

[@zSolt444]

the intro scared the shit out of me 💀

[@Faleko_Fares]

Scout don’t forget to not buy crates it’s a part of #FixTF2 Just a friendly reminder tho :)

[@ScoutTime]

If I do unbox anything, they'll all be from the secondary market (NOT the SCM)...Valve won't see a penny hahah

[@jecksfoxofficial]

@@ScoutTime it.. doesnt work like this. I mean, this Secondary market had to buy it from valve isnt it?

[@mastermcg8845]

​@@jecksfoxofficial Valve won't get any money from the crates themselves because they are free to acquire then can be sold off platform (3rd party markets). However, Valve obviously still gets money from people buying the keys, either from the Mann co store or the steam community market, but even if all people stop buying keys from Valve, there are still keys on 3rd party markets from before #Fixtf2 , meaning Valve won't get any extra money from people buying those keys.

[@Cereal251]

​@@jecksfoxofficialkinda depends cause some players could have put their crates for sale in that secondary market.

[@angiovanni7356]

The keys still need to be bought from valve, so it still is a monetary incentive for valve. I wouldn’t recommend doing it but if it is what makes you happy then I can’t change that

[@sal-1337]

im legitimately gonna open steam and favorite and upvote every single one of these

[@vibethecat4194]

best part about pimp demoman would be the fact you could recreate the black baron from madworld with it and NO ONE WOULD BE THE WISER

[@cheesecake_luvr]

20:15 i saw the pixelated item and i knew instantly.

[@zxxtlz]

Unironically love the set of cosmetics you have picked for the summer update, I will genuinely be disappointed if valve doesn't add exactly these items now - heavy main

[@Mrshovelmin]

Scout time when heavy place walks in

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

11:01 why the hell was i blushinng!?

[@ORANGEGARBAGE07]

Thank you so much for showing off Sizzling and Krak-Attack, I greatly appreciate it! :) I did want to mention that I wasn’t able to see Sizzling on the workshop link, if you’re willing to add it to it, that would be awesome! Thanks again :D

[@ScoutTime]

Absolutely! I will fix that ASAP, complete accident on my end. Thanks!

[@ORANGEGARBAGE07]

@@ScoutTime No worries! Thank you for fixing it! :)

[@user-rg2mn9jx5y]

I want The Gnarliest Garb (Hunk) So damn much😭😭

[@UNNAMEDSHOW]

WHO DOESNT

[@Fleta_Maughner]

He looks s c r u m p t i o u s in that crop top dude i need it, I NEED

[@XnerzTheNerd]

Lean mean team jean with the skin colour paint will be crazyyyy

[@polarbearwilliam]

1:32 holy shit that's Johnny -Guilty Gear- Team Fortress

[@Ginger_FoxxVT]

sExcellent picks!

[@The_SoldierTf2]

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD! I really want that scout hat near the start and the pyro shirt so badly! most of the taunts are a bit okay! but if you do a Halloween or Christmas cases can you add those two last taunts you couldn't add in the summer case? Those two taunts looks really fun! I do need to get more taunts as well, but I def would buy the new ones! and those effects looks really good too!

[@ScoutTime]

Thanks for the kind words, I'm glad you enjoyed my picks! Make sure to support the items you liked on the Steam workshop :>

[@The_SoldierTf2]

@@ScoutTime yes, yes!

[@vvvires]

“the mercs aren’t hot enough” Absolutely disagree. Anyway, I love this. I was giggling and kicking my feet the whole time, thank you for compiling these ❤

[@errorhostnotfound1165]

27:06 It's glue, of course ...what else could it be?

[@NotTheDotDot]

Must be hard playing with one hand after this update

[@Ketchup_Dragon]

Love that you’re back man missed these videos

[@drimp4551]

0/10 big slappy wasn't included

[@ScoutTime]

I was going to but it was unlisted from the workshop and I wanted to respect the creator :>

[@likability6288]

@@ScoutTimeI’m literally shaking and crying on the floor that they did that

[@shiro7003]

no big slappy - day ruined

[@drimp4551]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO A true American hero has been lost.

[@UNNAMEDSHOW]

Theres nothing different about this video

[@ScoutTime]

Nothing...nothing at ALL :clueless:

[@davidthecommenter]

if valve wants to show that they care (besides the amazing ban wave of bot accounts), they definitely need to take notes for a summer update like this. we need a little bit of pride to regain after the downward spiral that was the bot crisis.

[@HHHjb_]

24:10 I love when unusuals do this and arnt png like or if they are they use effects of motion such as bubbling or the jellyfish effects which spawn multiple thin bubble column trails

[@Mr.TwoFaceGuy]

Pretty sure this would fix all of TF2’s problems in a instant.

[@GleebieDeebie]

Im not really into big buff men but I am glad you made a case tailored for the majority of the TF2 community (yall are so gay)

[@teevee1985._.]

When I saw the hat cosmetic for pyro I was so scared about the body cosmetic I'll let you guess why 💀💀💀💀

[@BrightyLikeThat]

I have waited four- no, five thousand years for this!

[@bredcan]

9:41 Dude you turned into Mutahar

[@thecupofno]

The thick and girthy update!

[@justarandomguy2263]

God forbid the Triage Service gets added to the game, I can only imagine the amount of medic girlfriends using that on their medics.

[@beesechurgermoss]

because of the....YEA....update thumbnail, i thought the pictures in the tier list was rule 34 💀

[@yumaindart6745]

the aim here pick genuinely made me laugh out loud 😭😭😭😭

[@SkaterScout53]

Ah yes, a fellow scout making the long awaited sex update, everything is in place as scout is God's gift

[@Hunter-ld8qt]

we are NOT! Takeing cult of the lamb insperation for a shooter lmao

[@SgtDude2012]

What plenty of years without updates does to a man:

[@ThatoneproW]

The one case I would actually buy just for the pyro set. Good job!

[@Binary3310]

The preview catched me

[@Twilight_S_and_Woolfy_310]

1:34 Why I want to press 214+K while looking at this?

[@lofikari]

My man, you are horribly underrated. This is great!

[@ScoutTime]

Thank you so much, means a lot :>

[@lofikari]

@@ScoutTime No worries! Thanks for making such awesome content! :3

[@ne3333t]

WE NEED THE TRIAGE SERVICE

[@cheesecake_luvr]

2:15 I friggin died

[@Unforg0tt3n0ne]

Scout Time will Never recover from this.

[@Visor_Plays]

intro so good made me subscribe

[@Pants8276]

This is ''Straight'' up the greatest ''Sex update'' idea video i have seen

[@Rarrel-amigo]

Still night but I see this in KZbin and watch to I sleep

[@friesdies]

great video freaky time 😁

[@AllanVg8]

18:32 if you love doing the breast milk stab on spy, you HAVE to use this cosmetic

[@prototrip]

Fun fact!: The natural born shooter and the rest of the set is just a johhny reference from guilty gear.

[@THE_CAT3999]

16:25 bruh i heard here not "the Bling King" but heard "the blinking"

[@64_three]

17:18 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!

[@capitalism5527]

And the Burly Beast just exists

[@thanosgaming9942]

I saw "brim" and "shady" in the medic section and I imagined one of those memes where a set of words sounds kind of like a name, place, or event. Like if an article said "nine extentions" and someone put a red circle around it with this emoji 😮 and the towers falling. Anyway the joke is Eminem.

[@pytron6693]

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

[@EmperorNightfall]

Dont mind me, leaving a comment so you get blessed by the algorhythm

[@ScoutTime]

🙏

[@EmperorNightfall]

@@ScoutTime I said don't fucking mind me wtffff

[@migitri]

I'm a very gay Medic main and I'm glad you picked the Medic cosmetics that I want the most. I own the burly beast and I need those burly arms for the handsome medical mann.

[@Sparkle420]

Yeah, but how would the community format it!!! WEAPONS!!!! WAR PAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAMEMODES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MADCAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CIVILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW CONTRACTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEAPON REBALANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TBG-IBaG]

SCOUT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

[@RiffSilverthe1andonly]

0:57 they would update localization files

[@kurotonickky]

Tick tock

[@DjuleGamingMain]

That thumbnail tho 😂

[@errorhostnotfound1165]

this video is now a permanent part of Scout Time's legacy >:D he will be forever remembered as the creator of the sex update and nothing else!

[@moniflow]

WDYM 'NOT HOT ENOUGH'?! THESE PIXELS ARE SMOKING 😭🙏

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

LES GO

[@jayzeo4767]

That intro sent me back

[@noddyinagvnstyle]

We also need the heavy update!!!

[@zeniittinen]

god I love the gnarliest garb

[@pepsiman4633]

First 2 cosmetics and we alr got a Guilty Gear reference, peak update 10/10

[@user-cd4yv5nl6n]

Man, when I came across this vid I said “Man What The Fuck, Did ValvE Really Do This?” And instantly clicked lol.

[@Octorber13]

Funny this could of fit for Valentines

[@dummybot666]

the over dramatic effect of this video will work

[@PersonGuy-r3z]

Freaky time fr fr

[@maxvasquez2529]

YES

[@BillNyethekunaispy]

I love seeing this guy slowly losing his mind

[@knuxenglish]

For the next update i actually hope we get a lot of pants and shoes cosmetics, we dont have a lot of them, especially pants

[@BronyM69]

Nicee

[@scruggly_ahh_commenter]

tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

[@the_aerowolf]

dislike. throwing myself in a pool ( 🫶🏼 i hate that you're right )