"I met a cute girl on Tinder but some of her requests are making me uncomfortable" Creepypasta

[@arlem525]

There was a letter to Dear Abby once, a girl was asking what to do because her husband wanted her to take an icy bath and then lay absolutely still on the bed while he consummated the marriage. Her new husband was a mortician. Abby's advice was to get a divorce as soon as possible. Fo the younger folks here, Dear Abby was a popular advice column in newspapers all over the US, starting in the 1950s.

[@laurengardella9524]

No need for the ice bath, just hearing about this gives me chills! Ew no thank you! 😂😮😢

[@specialone6731]

Jesus lmao

[@audreycasper3389]

I remember reading that Dear Abby story!!! I honestly had wondered if I had made it up because nobody else I asked then or now had ever remembered that story from Dear Abby. I knew it was real!! Thank you for remembering and sharing!

[@arlem525]

@@audreycasper3389 my pleasure

[@C-SD]

Apparently this is not uncommon. It doesn't happen all the time, but for some people this is a "perfect" job.

[@Nepafarius]

This story was an enjoyable experience of dramatic irony. I figured it out from the beginning, but it is fun waiting for the protagonist to realize.

[@shock1017]

I love that he didn’t even consider grabbing one of the surgical items to defend himself.

[@STOP_FAKENEWS]

i love that you think a non fighter can beat someone whos psychotic and with nothing to lose

[@comfortouch]

Now I know what Meatloaf was singing about. "I would do anything for love... but I won't do that"

[@roryjohnston6567]

Lol hmm, i always thought it was about "tossing salad"

[@laurengardella9524]

​@@roryjohnston6567LMFAO 😂 nahhhhhhh whut? 😂😂😂

[@laurengardella9524]

Fr fr no thanks to toe tags lady!

[@roryjohnston6567]

@laurengardella9524 lol ijs im a pretty romantic guy, but thats where i draw the line

[@NeoConker626]

"Will you cater to every fantasy I've got? Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?"

[@MongoTheMagnificent666]

She sealed her own fate with that toe tag. Fingerprints and handwriting

[@LucasSouza-jf1sm]

If anyone's actually wandering why there's an internal latch where they keep bodies, is because there's a condition where the person enters in kinda of a coma where it's vitals are so low that could be mistaken for being dead... My wife is studying to become a mortuary assistant, not sure exactly of it's called in English

[@anonimanonim2710]

Your wife is playing the veeery long game. I'd be careful if I were you 😶

[@LucasSouza-jf1sm]

@@anonimanonim2710 Nah, it was a recent interest of her and a sudden one at that

[@anonimanonim2710]

@@LucasSouza-jf1sm Or that's how she made it seem...

[@anonimanonim2710]

If she kills you, tell her to come for me next!

[@LucasSouza-jf1sm]

@@anonimanonim2710 fortunately I know her well enough, 7 years in and all, well enough to be certain that I'm the brains in the operation, she's the muscle

[@MMGDres]

Ngl the moment he said he enjoyed being a promiscuous being and seen as a physical thing it had me dying

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Why? Most people like that to a degree.

[@MMGDres]

@@abelievingchristian Christian trynna shame me? Study Christ word more

[@MMGDres]

@@abelievingchristian everyone studies biology and psychology and look how the world turned out cause of science, the words of Christ are all lessons towards enlightenment , if everyone was Christ like the world would be utopia

[@specialone6731]

@@abelievingchristian you dropped this paragraph like it was supposed to explain somthing💀💀💀 how u gonan claim Christ and attack someone

[@katimius]

this is like zero to bible thumping in record time. 👍

[@ijornhribrudkrvir]

Ooh this one was great. I like stories where the threat is real instead of some vague monster (supernatural stories can be good too, theres just a lot and it needs yo be done well.) I find it far creepier when its something that could believably happen

[@jackdurden466]

Well, I saw this end coming from about 5 minutes in. But I think the real lesson here is stay off of tinder

[@padraickeane6295]

Gets a notification for this .....while swiping on tinder

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

Lol its a sign, get off it for a while or ur gonna match with some crazy biotch

[@JohnnyJeopardy]

😂😂😂😂

[@aprilfleming]

😂😂

[@justoneman1681]

Swipe left, my dude!

[@Lordofhollows15]

Don't do it lmfao

[@mickydale8594]

when the dude said she wanted him to lay on the floor like a corpse basically lol i immediately was like dude uhhhhhh hahahahha...

[@hi-nq4qh]

Thank you 🖤🎧 loved this one!!! Necrophilia is so underrated creepy. I haven't heard a story quite like this one!!!! The dread you could feel ..... BRAVO 👏👏👏

[@rosemarybowser5543]

If you want to fall asleep, this is where you belong! Very gentle voice, almost monotone cadence , no sound effects, barely any background music, no other voices but the narrator. This will put you straight to sleep!

[@kentworch]

I listen to the stories the first time, and I play old ones that I've already heard a few times to go to sleep to.

[@cyanideburns2744]

​@@kentworchif by "a few times" you mean several hundred I'm with ya lol

[@rebekahjackson5996]

Yup!! Been doing this for years!!! 😴

[@donnaquixote7538]

I agree. My biggest mistake while going to sleep was listen to a Caretaker album. 😂😂😂 I'll recommend Creepsmcpasta anytime over listening to experimental ambient music while going to sleep.

[@schoolwork3716]

This guy has the survival instinct of a lemming

[@alexanderhoughton1543]

Bro is the most oblivious guy in the world

[@tracelee3667]

This story has so many holes it’s more comedy than horror . He didn’t figure it out till he was in a morgue 😂 he’s surrounded by sharp blades but doesn’t pick one up ? 😂 it’s so silly

[@MyXyle666]

When your actually in the situation, you don't do what you think you would. Looking at it from the outside it's easy to judge and point things out, but in the moment it's far different because your dealing with your own emotions going haywire and your not thinking clearly, especially if your fight or flight instinct kicks in. You may think you'd stay and fight but it's likely you'd be the one to just run and try to gtfo.

[@rebekahjackson5996]

The whole time he's in conflict with his mind to know whether she's a threat or not plus he actually likes her or felt some emotion towards her so he didn't wanna alarm her or do anything that could escalate the situation he was in .. actually makes sense ..imo

[@Real_Life_Horror]

Not enough clues 😂

[@Thatspookychick]

I would think a building like a morgue would have a fire alarm.

[@seanfussa3076]

I love the type of woman that will actually just kill me

[@cutiepie6796]

EWWWW

[@catbatrat1760]

You know, when I left the house today, I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.

[@allmyragejones1]

Yet again a guy getting into trouble by letting the little head make decisions instead of the big head

[@ramaalgetahbag139]

Can anyone remember the story about the girl who had to spend a night in a haunted house and stay in the bed and not move the entire night and the entity would breath on her face and stuff and she would get money for it? Been trying to find it

[@jaycemcqueen306]

Just sounds like super similar to the one Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark story

[@ramaalgetahbag139]

@@jaycemcqueen306 I wish I could find it

[@roboeclipse]

That creepypasta story is called "For Hours It Stared"

[@ramaalgetahbag139]

@@roboeclipse Thankyou so much for real. I searched the name you gave me and that is it, I've been searching for this story for a long time, I first heard it 5 years ago, I really appreciate it sincerely.

[@roboeclipse]

@@ramaalgetahbag139 No problem! Glad I could help!

[@diatrymafire7243]

"Stupid" and "normal person" are synonymous, but great reading =) fun to listen to while doing work

[@agnesstokes1078]

He shouldn't have had any dealings with her at all. Freaky isn't the word I would have used

[@cyanideburns2744]

So happy you are posting more again, this one was great, could be a horror film! The end was super creepy, if a bit campy for a film

[@realfalanuhlaalu]

this was really, really good. I remember another story from a while back, also about a guy with a girlfriend who... ahem, "would have to ask about the fine for what she's intending" just like the one here

[@josephchen1973]

Rule number one of horror fiction: do NOT simp

[@catbatrat1760]

Unfortunately, the temptation to simp is even stronger in horror fiction. 😂

[@donnaquixote7538]

But can I son, if not simp? 😉

[@kentworch]

Thank you for the awesome pasta. Definitely liked this one alot.🖤🖤

[@MADBD619]

This kind of thing will make you think twice about meeting someone online and on social media over here………

[@JurassiChaos_2000]

This story just sounds like the average Tinder experience.

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

😂😂😂❤

[@zacharybeatty]

i like the art for this one a lot

[@Valchrist1313]

She would be about the third weirdest girl I've dated. The first was in to dismemberment.... The other wanted to be beaten until there was "blood on the walls".

[@alexfriedrich-u3p]

This creepypasta scared me. I love your voice!

[@JimmmyRaynor]

I matched with a cute girl on tinder. She turned out to be a catfish and her visage will forever be burned in my mind.

[@popdaskittles]

Define catfish. Just heavier or a haircut doesn’t count.

[@a.t.m.r9730]

​@@popdaskittlesheavier you mean fat?

[@popdaskittles]

@@a.t.m.r9730 no I mean heavier.

[@catbatrat1760]

@@popdaskittles "any of an order (Siluriformes) of chiefly freshwater stout-bodied scaleless bony fishes having long tactile barbels" (sorry, I had to, lmao)

[@AmunDeus]

​@@catbatrat1760Not gonna lie, I know what catfishing means, but I still imagined an actual catfish anyway 😂

[@krazycats564]

This reminds me of a Brooklyn 99 plot.

[@fancyelk2373]

Well she was kind enough to provide the evidence for a restraining order I guess lmao

[@thenealdog5343]

One of the best i've heard in years honestly like one moment i'm filled with dread & another i laugh out loud

[@teinaboyd1749]

Me too!

[@theladycata9648]

I feel like the ending kinda ruined it. The image of a murderer sadly staring at you as they let you go is way more haunting than the obvious twist of “boo, she’s back!” Having a warning isn’t as scary since you have time to prepare for her return instead of spending the rest of your life wondering if she really let you get away that easily

[@mangobytemusic]

thats kinda the trend with a lot of these shorter horror stories. they try to fill you with dread upon the return of the character, rather than leave you wondering if the prot will truly ever feel safe. same issue with another of these stories i heard, something about an elevator game these 2 kids play in an apartment that ends with one of them disappearing. imo its so much more satisfying when the ending isnt good or bad, just left up to imagination.

[@dojjin1334]

These story endings work for people who lack imagination. I agree with you because it would leave him with PTSD and a lifetime of numbing fear, which is far worse.

[@cutiepie6796]

​@@dojjin1334HUH

[@Aroaceenby]

Love these stories!!

[@thisoneguyl194]

Awesome story!!!! Super creeeeeeeepy.

[@anonimanonim2710]

Ok, but wine scene isn't just a red flag! It's the entire fuckin Soviet Republic!😂😂😂

[@Onichizo]

Creeps you have made my night! Thank you for the story!

[@skooma5180]

This one chilled me to the bone. Love it. Cant sleep now thanks alot

[@jennygato3321]

Dude really couldn't figure out she was a necro? When the cold stuff started, either a necro and/or serial killer.

[@investingprofessional7040]

Simp doesn't even begin to describe this

[@ramennoodles666]

I think the “twist” in this one is pretty obvious but maybe it will subvert my expectations

[@meOW0131]

Well, that was creepy

[@dantekinkade8765]

the toe tag should be evidence enough, and he should get a gun

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

Now just awaiting part two!! In just a few days 🤔 perhaps?

[@alienangel777]

Nice! I enjoyed the writing and build-up of the tale.

[@DeplorableArab]

Damn, I love your voice. Its so soothing.

[@rector0455]

Did she pegged him?

[@AmunDeus]

😳

[@Meniscus6]

Might need to ask a doctor about corpse worms my guy

[@beefytaquitos]

The narration was great on this, but the OP being so blatantly stupid as to not realize she was a necrophiliac until 2/3rds of the story pulls me out of it. It was certain at the "she loves my cold hands" part after making him play dead for her repeatedly.

[@PorkSzoda]

Literally as soon as the narrator mentioned her requesting him to lay down with his hands to his side i immediately knew

[@cargo_vroom9729]

Maybe, but he didn't know he was in a horror story, we knew we were listening to one. There's an element of dramatic irony.

[@beefytaquitos]

@cargo_vroom9729 maybe I'm just paranoid, but I'd have seen it coming in reality, too. Then again, I'm kind of a patterns guy and notice things faster than most, usually.

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

Cool a new Creepypasta Story by Creeps bet we'll get Halloween Creepypasta Stories too.

[@skullkidi7783]

this concept is literally a bit in Brooklyn 99 lmao

[@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI]

666 likes? I can't screw that up. No matter how bad i want to. It's just a perfect creep factor to got there at the end and see that. it's perfect

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

😲 Oh shitttt! 👀 🎃…perfect! 🕯️

[@jayceec3539]

His girlfriend is a real weirdo!

[@darkangelprincess101]

The scariest part of this story is that it's actually possible for this to happen

[@chaossmith3864]

Obviously I'm a degenerate who has been ruined by the internet because really quickly I was like welp she's into dead bodies. Hospital? Morgue. Weird building at the hospital? Definitely morgue. Chemical smell? I'm just internally screaming omg you are so stupid, my dude. She's into dead bodies and htf are you this clueless this would be a morgue. I actually couldn't be spooked for how annoyed I was at the guy I'mma be honest lol

[@RiverStarbuck]

Loved this. Thank you ❤

[@Pabloworldwide]

Thank you friend. I very much appreciate your work. I hope you well and happy. 👍🏽♥️👏🏽

[@Germanica1871]

"I met a cute girl on Tinder but some of her requests are making me uncomfortable" Yeah, we've all been there, haven't we, boys?

[@incrediblyStupid678]

I wonder if that still counts as kink shaming... 🤣

[@EyceTee24]

That internal latch was all I was waiting to know about 😅

[@spunkymushrooms]

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who thought the "twist" was super obvious right from the start

[@kikikungfukakes6639]

Running late to work but have you for company xo thank you ❤

[@oracleforman7189]

That’s almost as bad as my last tinder relationship 😅

[@mercurialsilver5688]

Great pasta! Very well read!

[@Kidnappingfreezers]

I listened for half the story but knew exactly what the kink (if you can really call it that) was when she asked for a photo of him on his back, arms to his sides. Can't listen to any more of it. How someone can be so blind to not see all the flags after so many of them is beyond me. lol

[@curtisholt2468]

Love the accent and stories

[@lisawhereisthecultjam]

She wanted you corpse cold with blood coming out your mouth… yikes!

[@Phantomshift0]

Really predictable but well written compared to others and well narrated as always :)

[@McBean1331]

As always.

[@ravenblackwing7888]

This is way too real

[@miskatonicuniversityavclub202]

10 min in and I can already tell she's pretending he's a corpse

[@sir.spookeys.stories]

Love the stories and you are an awesome narrator! I'm from the UK too and trying to be a decent one myself

[@patrickboian8545]

That was a pretty good one. I really liked the build up of her issues. People out here be so weird lol.

[@Pompadourius]

I can fix her.

[@DaemonC]

He uploaded!

[@rebekahjackson5996]

This was Gooooood!!! Bravo

[@snoopyslu]

Great story! I was yelling at him for going in the basement.

[@B_eatngu]

I like this one, open ended with a nice build up.

[@invisibleman4827]

The story of Lucy Letby's tinder history 😅

[@zyakko82]

The ending ruined it for me. It would be better to finish it at “she’s out there somewhere”

[@kaidoinwano4620]

That end situation could have been easily avoided if he had some guts in the hospital

[@wilsonoaks702]

This dude basically took everything like a good little boy😂

[@o_o8203]

This sounds very CREEP-inspired. I enjoyed it.

[@yesterdayitrained]

Hello! Yay! And thank you.

[@emilysigmund1255]

Still a ways from the midpoint. I'm like 'my dude, she wants a corpse' Let's see how accurate that is. Edit: BINGO

[@trishamingin9003]

The livestream has been down since Tuesday night

[@GaiaBH1]

Very creepy! Loved this one.

[@horror_queen35]

When the creep has your name 😂

[@Gnostic88]

Should have taken his chances and confronted her in the morgue.

[@khtauhidislam7505]

20:00

[@PoopSockJohnson]

This one was good

[@ElderGodAzathoth]

Us guys will put up with/make excuses for a lot of things if it has the slightest chance of us ending up having a sexual encounter

[@Probably_Deadpool]

Yo we can swap positions if you want (going based off the title)

[@krazycats564]

I'm sure she's still single...

[@MukarramBlue]

Trevor Philips wants her number 😂

[@CesarOrtiz-cy3qx]

Necrophilia

[@OtsoChotsobear]

I’ve never been this early 🎉🎉

[@happymonkey420]

Whoop Whoop homies ✌🏻🐵✌🏻

[@jeffreyherrarte858]

part 2?