i met xqc in mm and he was kinda rude

[@merrickpremont2341]

French Translations: 4:10 Tabarnak (fuck) 4:28 Tabarnak (fuck) 4:30 Osti de ciboire (fucking shit) 4:35 Osti qu'té mauvais ta yeule gordy, té mauvais (Fuck you're bad gordy shut up, you're bad) 4:40 Té bad en crisse (you're worse than shit) 5:40 Ta yeule gordy, ta yeule (shut up gordy, shut up) 5:44 C'tasez (that's enough) 6:23 Tabarnak (fuck) 6:27 Osti (shit) 6:31 Tabarnak (fuck) 6:35 Tabarnak (fuck) 6:48 Ferme ta câlisse de yeule (shut your fucking mouth) 6:50 Ta yeule jaunne, pour quoi tu parle de même law, pour quoi tu chuchote law? (Shut up yellow, why do you talk like this? Why are you whispering?) 6:54 Tabarnak parle moi pas comme ça law osti (Fuck don't talk to me like that shit) 6:58 Toi pour quoi t'était pas a B tantô osti? Té s'possé d'être itelligent? (Why weren't you at B earlier, shit? You're supposed to be smart?) 7:00 Écoute ben, té Québéquois? *rambling* (Listen here, your Québéqois?) 7:03 Té sensé d'aller a B quand on te dit que c'est B crisse (You're supposed to go to B when we tell you to go to B shit) 7:06 Personne ma dit que c'tait B? (No one told me it was B) 7:07 Té un osti d'tos (You're a fucking *no idea what he said*) 7:12 C'tune calisse de vie, osti trou de sans abri salle (What a fuckin life, fucking dirty homeless asshole) 7:15 V'as te pendre --- Tabarnak (Go hang yourself --- Fuck) 7:33 Ferme ta yeule (shut up) some of it was just incoherant rambling but yeah

[@Fritserick]

lmao glad to see another quebecois in here

[@CitrusZero]

This is accurate

[@naphy]

I love the CSGO community

[@mrlegamer1271]

average quebecois de 16 ans sur cs a 3am

[@hubertlefebvre5940]

@@mrlegamer1271 litteralement moi

[@bruh-xp9zf]

I can never get over Franz's immense dedication to standing on top of enemies for prolonged periods of time.

[@d0gowner]

he defo a top

[@BBtheWizard]

I’ve watched this video 784 times and can confirm it’s a spoonkid classic

[@wetbones]

blazed rust exclusive

[@candycouldntbesosweet]

brenda classic

[@breeze_j]

a dinkbot presentation

[@AWormsPurpose]

lucky llama live broadcast

[@zase1997]

i was the spoon

[@Counter_clockwise]

I love that he’s whispering like his moms about to bust through the door any minute

[@tfigmoney520]

100% man's has 20 ppl working for him, mom so proud 😂

[@ZAWFUL]

Played against XQC in a game on office and he was really pissed the whole time always a fun time with angry french people.

[@Pierre777-]

👈

[@qt-pie4955]

french ? Thank you, you just insulted my whole existence and my ancestors'

[@ZAWFUL]

@@qt-pie4955 I'm half french on my dad's side. I just don't speak it. Just poking a little fun.

[@breeze_j]

as soon as dake showed up I knew this one was gonna be a banger 🔥🔥🔥

[@zilvA]

makes me wanna off myself anytime i hear dake

[@WeedmanTheThird]

Least hostile quebec resident

[@peanutcsgo]

4:57 I love how he's afraid of raising his voice while tryna shittalk, his parents are probably asleep in the next room

[@SoSheolH]

Im very sorry you had to meet a french person

[@shyynowo]

as a french european seeing canadians rage is the BEST thing ever cause they always sound so nice even when they are mad hahaha

[@myxiok]

on est deux

[@KingJames-ei4io]

As a French European, the Quebec sound fucking ridiculous

[@natenbezonb397]

Nous sommes ensemble

[@eethaanool]

Communauté française on est là

[@jesuiscuit]

suis-je en retard?

[@Xkxltxc]

French dude was going through it💀

[@RandomPostsOnTheWeb]

The pissed off foreigner is an integral part of the counter strike experience

[@moonshoos6148]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Faceit has one every other game. And French are the worst

[@Столичная-м1д]

playing on EU servers sometimes feels like getting tasked with inventing fire with 4 other retards whose sole purpose is to convince the other retards who is the most retarded

[@trekt9641]

that Game with the Quebec guy truly had the EU server vibe

[@Koutsie]

nah eu is full of russians 💀

[@brni_iscooler]

"my furniture just started floating" i fucking lost it 💀💀

[@hakerino7968]

yeah there aint no way someone with 20 employees talk like someone who didn't want to wake up their parents in the middle of the night

[@Drewstir68]

what are you on about XD

[@JosukeZ]

The French from Quebec are saying Enchantement Table, even for French

[@namanish450]

The French 'people' when the task is not to riot at the slightest inconvenience:

[@mimiperator6505]

"My furniture started floating, what are you saying?" Fucking killed me

[@based823]

As a french, this is probably the funniest episode ever.

[@LovelyToaster]

kindest french canadian:

[@felicien2514]

As a French person, i do not take responsability of Quebec people. They are... Special

[@rUshHQC]

as a french canadian, im sorry for you to have met this person, we're not in charge of him.

[@felicien2514]

@rUshHQC I actually thank you for this diplomatic response, some of those kind of animals are not your responsibility. We do have some too that destroy our reputation worldwide. We could think about this problem around a glass of wine mister. French diplomatic, Félicien.

[@rUshHQC]

@@felicien2514 No problem for the answer. I would be more than happy to accept a glass of your finest rhum or whisky so we can discuss about our problematic people. Québecor diplomatic, RushQC

[@felicien2514]

@rUshHQC we only do get Jack Daniel and some JB whisky unfortunately but we have schnapps, I do not think we import it in North America. With all the respect I and my country has, I think it's better than any alcohol you've ever tasted. I have a quick question, what's the deal with Quebecois using ancient french religious word as insults? French diplomatic, Félicien.

[@moonshoos6148]

You frenchies are the worst. YOU ARENT GOING TO MAKE IT TO ASTRALIS, STOP TALKING DURING MY LEVEL 7 CLUTCHES

[@criff]

2:55 dake predicted the future

[@izaacfr]

lmaoo

[@cefris]

this is a certified Trois-Rivieres moment

[@Draffen]

nah that guy was born in Rigaud 100%

[@QuitebrokeN]

bro yellow was trying so hard not to be heard by his parents 😭

[@msyxsu]

brazil mentioned

[@ArchdrakeVEVO]

Songs in this vid: 0:25 ??? 0:37 MF DOOM - Kookies 0:59 Real McCoy - Another Night 1:09 ??? 1:17 ??? 2:38 Leonard Bernstein & New York Philharmonic - Peter and the Wolf, Children's Tale for Narrator Orchestra 3:14 Alvaro & Mercer - Welcome to the Jungle (feat. Lil Jon) 4:03 ??? (Probably Cowboy Bebop OST) As always, missing add here

[@stranger6740]

Real

[@60221]

1:17 is Noisestorm - Breakdown VIP

[@mortalsno4086]

Making French people mad in csgo should be a competitive esport

[@raco06]

"people work for me" 💀

[@ARacickas]

2:55 this clip hits different 1year later

[@Slnkas]

i was about to say 😭😭🙏🙏

[@Goldengategobbler]

What happened?

[@ARacickas]

@@Goldengategobbler look at the vc

[@Owhensday]

This is a certified Dake classic

[@dedede_me_daddy8134]

Being French Canadian and understanding both sides of the story is the funniest shit I’ve heard in months. Bro was giga mad 😂

[@s1lun]

i’m sorry for your disability

[@zarrowthehorse]

As a Ukrainian I can confirm

[@natenbezonb397]

"va te pendre" xD

[@Pierre777-]

get well soon fake french

[@s1lun]

@@Pierre777- french canadians are better than the french because they left france

[@ranfrid]

dake fucking called it bro.

[@Goldengategobbler]

What happened

[@lava-ru5ue]

As a French speaker, understanding this angry canadian is even funnier than just listening to the noise coming from his mic

[@Troghytroxy]

0:26 smooth transition

[@StinkySoups]

Didn't even realize

[@ohtE]

That game you had with Cobra is like 99% of games on EU. It's painful.

[@левкаПрогеймер2001]

I'm really glad that dake still playing with you. his gorgeous rap will be never forgotten

[@flubchub]

french "person" minutes before enciting another riot

[@RobBloxes]

Quebecois try not to be mad challenge

[@TTVShm0l]

"my furniture just started floating what are you saying"

[@charly.1312]

That guy was grom Québec, as a french, I declare that this guy isn't part of our people, our culture.

[@youpo1]

Oui

[@youpo1]

Coghossont

[@moonshoos6148]

This is every French person I have ever met

[@charly.1312]

@@moonshoos6148 you've met two french in your life, the guy in the video and your french doppelganger

[@RUNFROMONYX]

I love how there's just a random France trip

[@gus-theirrational246]

A real nostalgic kick back in time to his video called "i ran into zuhn in mm and he was kinda rude"

[@beet69]

that chiyo chan impression was the best i've ever heard

[@PuppyPlimby]

thank u

[@thesaddestdude3575]

I love how he went to France. Or as they say in France. Croissant baguette escargot eiffel, paris. Guillotine.

[@blookey5707]

The transitions are getting so unbelievably good that you don't recognise it.

[@kbr_____]

bro carrying the burden of respect for csgo's entire nuke fandom. i luv him

[@milkkorsmth]

This video is funnier if you speak french. It's fucking golden

[@vincentlaurensius8714]

0:05 "haii, dekimashitaa :3"

[@ctyoung0271]

I've been looking for this for weeks if not months oml

[@pablobiscuibar3671]

As a french boi I took a lot of fun watching that, ty !

[@suntzu6122]

His business is doing pretty good. 20 employees and next year he might be able to afford to live somewhere other than his parents basement.

[@poggingmilk9452]

0:26 smoothest transition in cs history

[@koolaiddude7685894]

Lol homie was angry whispering at you

[@SilentAttackTV]

he didn't want to wake up his mom

[@Deppie_____]

Angry french people immediately switching to speaking french is gotta be my gender fr

[@vicocloutier9607]

:)

[@biblof2210]

He isn’t french he is canadian

[@Deppie_____]

@@biblof2210 french canadian

[@sully1721]

3:00 vid was a year ahead of its time

[@Goldengategobbler]

Huh?

[@EzzatAuditore595]

The french man angry in undercase letters gesundheit

[@asaistudios]

Quebecois try not to say tabarnak every 5 seconds challenge (failed)

[@vampledample]

Most polite French Canadian CS player

[@arnav222]

that was such a good impression of chiyo chan...

[@DMONSKULL]

quietest french speaking rager ive ever heard

[@alonix-goose3172]

0:37 THE WAY THE AWOOPA SHINED

[@anxiety-1571]

"Hindu people, they work at BELL, they work for company" osti qu'c'est bon xD

[@anxiety-1571]

Bonus: "Tabarnak! You are an indian from india.. esti!!"

[@kipchickensout]

dude's furniture started floating 💀

[@maazk515]

the sequel to zuhn in mm

[@coast444]

bro had 67 audible footsteps and was whispering the whole game lmfao

[@PuppyPlimby]

so hungry i could eat a hearse

[@juulpng]

how hungry

[@PuppyPlimby]

@@juulpng hearse

[@qt-pie4955]

Cobra makes me feel proud of being a Quebecker....

[@fall9283]

I like the part where he met xqc and he was kinda rude

[@Dr_Yetiphilia]

Cobra was certainly a character, fucking hell.

[@ObzTicle]

Whenever I watch Franz I'm like (So many clips) "How is he always in these situations". Like behind the entire team with a MAG7 etc

[@bludix_elite]

To my Polish friend. Hello. Please like this so he sees it.

[@frivolesss]

avg french gamer ngl

[@Khreew]

French Canadian*

[@gyrotta]

french people commenting like someone actually likes them

[@James-fb5yf]

i love how he actually played with XQC. but just used it as clickbait and didnt put any of it in the video

[@AfterAttackTV]

french people be like "Ouitard"

[@jonnypondwater7818]

Haha he keeps saying "tabernak". It's a French Canadian swear word.

[@simonop1332]

are we not gonna talk about all these fire transitions?

[@caco4791]

random gaules mention, summonning two million brazilians viewers.

[@darkdiamondgamer]

tribonera

[@St1ckyGreeN]

the match with that cobra guy is legendary

[@Emolga2225]

watching this a third time

[@waterlemon5272]

dude !!!

[@pyrt1352]

What, 4 hours ago? This dude's a time traveler

[@idontspitfax2112]

No fucking wæ

[@luizzex]

ñ

[@East4mvp]

I can’t believe this is how I found out how dima looks

[@ariojoestar2087]

the quebec guys make me think that it's french 2.0

[@hailthealgorithm1059]

It’s like if France got stuck in a Time Machine and their culture didn’t progress past the colonial era. TLDR it’s even worse

[@TukeShark]

Arguably one of the best videos you’ve made in a while, i liked the diversity

[@SoneRust]

never meet your heroes.

[@Twistednc]

When that french guy talked my dog started having seizures And he growled at the wall for 3 hours.

[@kipchickensout]

damn your dog has x2 time multiplier, video out for 1.5 💀

[@toby6721]

nicest french person

[@byXmanu]

bro starting with a god tier transition, i can't

[@Zure-rf1fj]

4:28 he sounds like "Im. Im. IM going to break my monitour"

[@adrianodemedeiros8590]

That Cobra dude is on a video by fitz as well, I can't remember what video exactly, but it has Kugo in it, and Cobra tells a beautiful story about a turtle (Edit: the video is called "The dust 2 secret")

[@SunriseFunkin]

First the Zuhn, now XQC (ogs would remember the first video)

[@kehmisst]

for every video he gains more emotion

[@firey7105]

1:05 smooth, gotta love the mag-7 and the awp shots

[@grout6924]

MF DOOM made that clip so much better

[@claymaster26]

starting off strong with the chiyo-chan impression

[@swiftyCS]

whispering when playing so i dont wake my 20 employees up

[@voltra.118]

my furniture started floating LMAO

[@OneJookPlease]

If I was French Canadian I would be as angry as him as well

[@soapybanana1]

these transitions are on point, such a good edit

[@horse69420]

9:05 yo yall are threatening me or am i tripping

[@horse69420]

Hearse gaming

[@criff]

hearse

[@criff]

horj gameng

[@Holy_Moly69]

bro watching this on acid is like eating yourself

[@yungxdofficial]

i need to try it one day

[@catch616]

The clip at 2:58 aged well 😂

[@Goldengategobbler]

What did dake do?