I modded Unethical Weapons into GTA 5

[@CaptainJAS3]

Someone: suggests monkey grenades Me: " Oh, a grenade that spawns monkeys" Doug: " I have surgically implanted C4 into each monkey that I can remotely detonate"

[@pre-alphaman2625]

I mean, he did say unethical weapons

[@spartanwar1185]

We were thinking of monkey grenades He was thinking of grenade monkeys

[@DesolateLavender]

@@pre-alphaman2625 Ah yes, and grenade monkeys, unlike monkey grenades, ARE ethical. I see.

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

That’s a Medic-tier play right there

[@spectroelectro3772]

2 more likes till 1000

[@12packersfan]

Doug: this seems unethical Also Doug: has crashed dozens of airplanes in civilian populations and has literally drowned people in cheese

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

It’s like when the power rangers turn huge in that big robot and they always get knocked down and fall onto several buildings and then when they win they act like a hero

[@theguywhodoesthings9608]

@@admiralAlfonso9001 people be like: congratulation you caused mass murder!

[@highdefinition450]

Nah that's just good ol fun

[@highdefinition450]

@@admiralAlfonso9001 but they stopped the monster!

[@steamtasticvagabond474]

Not even liquid cheese, just lots and lots of wheels of cheese

[@12packersfan]

Imagine cleaning a window when suddenly a man in a muscle shirt pulls up and expressionlessly launches dozens of monkeys from his sternum

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

Not the most unusual thing I would ever see

[@MrFartquad]

I've seen much more questionable things irl. Come work at a casino

[@justinmccown2319]

I'd laugh my ass off all the way to the pavement

[@blueskull6268]

That's a sentence no one has ever said before

[@reddragon8167]

Enemy Stand

[@bari2799]

Whoever commented at 11:33 “Will this be on KZbin Kids” as DougDoug mows through “paid actors” has the best comedic timing

[@Xenith0100]

lmao i was just at that point in the video when i saw this

[@theratman6718]

Why are there porn bots on Doug Doug’s video

[@MiniatureLoaf]

@@agnez9711 Will this be on youtube kids

[@MegidolErin]

@@theratman6718 There's porn bots on every video because KZbin won't get off their ass and do something about it

[@Fraud_Above_All]

@@MegidolErin KZbin: Removes the comment section

[@realkingofantarctica]

Doug really has the most invigorating streamer voice I've ever heard. He could be a mythbuster.

[@voidenterprises]

you havent even watched the video ye

[@ghosttraintittiebeaan4879]

he really is too dreamy help

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

He gets me excited he has power of voice

[@afeathereddinosaur]

He has one of those TV ready voices, which is very good for a streamer

[@elizawoolley109]

Yessss I always thought he sounded just like josh gates on the discovery channel lmao

[@dazcarrr]

3:15 imagine running away from a hitman when he launches terminal velocity chimpanzees at you that hit you off your bike, and as a car runs you over you get up to see the killer firing more apes and trying to make them shoot at you with guns, only for the assassin to get attacked by his own monkeys and hit by another car killing himself instantly

[@bastard-took-the-name-I-had]

I'll die from shock

[@ericb3157]

reminds me of a silly fan story that had a reference to some Manga or Anime where someone fired rockets that fired more rockets...

[@OmnicronDelta]

Who TF are these bots, and why are they promoting that

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

@@OmnicronDelta they're everywhere on youtube lately, and as per usual youtube isn't doing anything about it probably because it's an actual issue, they don't seem to like fixing those

[@thelegendarykidofmystery1226]

The assassin got bodied by the car, then got sniped by a chimpanzee. A fate worse then death

[@CylindricalWhistle]

"an unstoppable tugboat meets an immovable lap dance" Now that's a sentence

[@Valuedawg]

I laughed hard at that one😂

[@Saturnares]

The most sentence ever

[@corberus3119]

better than 'fill him with short range monkeys'

[@BalimaarTheBassFish]

r/brandnewsentence

[@mortimermcmirestinks]

Out of all the sentences I've ever heard spoken, that one's almost certainly one of them

[@ackyducc5040]

"the remote explosive ballistic monkey strategy does seem to be working" God I love this channel

[@mrskomps]

I am so sorry about the amount of bots you have to deal with lol

[@ackyducc5040]

@@mrskomps yep it's annoying. Really wish KZbin would actually do something

[@superrazor7617]

This was hurks dream to use monkeys as bombs

[@AlexRodriguez0407]

@@superrazor7617 did not expect a fc5 reference

[@ryanh2621]

​@@AlexRodriguez0407 lets be real hurk was funny as anything, especially his idea of stealth

[@chase4671]

“Can you make a Monkey Grenade?” *Doug confusingly* : I mean I guess?

[@imapopo2924]

Doug: Did you mean *Invincible Monkey suicide bombers?*

[@Kelseylouise8]

When Doug said “I need to tug him harder than he’s being tugged by this stripper” I was eating soup and genuinely inhaled a noodle 😂

[@kordami28]

Lol

[@glorytothemotherland9556]

Just like she’s inhaling his noodle.

[@happy-senpai2928]

wow another girl that watches doug, thought i was alone

[@jack0lantern03]

Ah sheesh, are you okay despite that?

[@Kelseylouise8]

@@happy-senpai2928 for real he said in one of his videos that his viewers are like 98% male or something crazy and I was like 😳

[@fabricatedlightning1158]

I gotta be honest, this is like the first video in a long time that wasnt derailed halfway through by something twitch chat did

[@puzzlemaster324]

Twitch chat is evolving slowly...

[@Hakim08]

Can we just stop and take a moment to appreciate everything DougDoug does.

[@leahl5007]

EveryEvery ThingThing DougDoug DoesDoes !!

[@puzzlemaster324]

@@leahl5007 lol

[@decipher111]

Doug has some of the best titles on youtube. They always perfectly explain the situation

[@IamaPERSON]

True

[@spaceinvader4069]

Yeah

[@IamaPERSON]

@cyika BEGONE BOT

[@IamaPERSON]

Can you guys help me report the bots?

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

They are easy to “DECIPHER” hehehe

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

15:56 “Despite all my training and practice, I’ll never get the satisfaction of watching him di-“ *Two Down* “Oh.”

[@keyblader1985]

That was glorious, especially the understated reaction

[@DougSalad]

The comedic timing of the splat. Stellar editing.

[@immortalsun]

Yes, I watched the video too.

[@DougSalad]

@@immortalsun good for you. So did we, that's why we timestamp and quote our favorite parts. It's part of being in an online community.

[@LeeAndersonMusic]

The part with the Oppressor was actually extremely painful during the stream. He never figured out how to extend the wings and thought the bike only had a boost.

[@francisharkins]

To be fair to Doug though... 90% of the things he does in streams is unethical so it makes sense in a way he wouldn't know every game mechanic or trait of vehicles.

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

Then, I have to ask you... You know Redwood Cigarettes?

[@tankhead2645]

Honestly, I've never used the bike, or played GTA for that matter, but that sounds physically painful

[@HonestlyBenjamin]

Brb going to go ask my parents about that Mister Rogers' Neighborhood episode where he claims that "Killing a guy with a gun is not that impressive. The ultimate assassin can kill his target with nothing but tug boats"

[@yokingmonster1198]

He streams more often than he posts. If you want more content you can head over to twitch. Even if you miss the streams you can watch the vods

[@lilvern9268]

@Alial Thgilb I'm pretty sure Mr. Rogers doesn't stream.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

After all, he did win The Ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny

[@sutrox07]

Sometimes I don't even understand how Doug can have so many creative ideas, but every single time he uploads a new video I'm surprised by his originality. I'm so glad that his channel isn't underrated, it would feel really bad to see these amazing videos not reaching as many people as they do.

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

Super

[@MammalianCreature]

Damn. Sorry that the bots got to this comment.

[@sutrox07]

@@MammalianCreature Even the robots agree with me

[@CylindricalWhistle]

I'm actually surprised Doug 'only' has as many subscribers as he does. I put only in quotes because it's still a ton of subs, don't get me wrong, but there are people with way more KZbin and twitch subs who don't have nearly this many creative/original ideas

[@ididntaskverified3663]

He is like a old school gta youtuber

[@alittleminish]

started chaotic with the monke, ended chaotic with the tugboats, chaotic in between, basically the best of dougdoug in all his chaos

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

lmao

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria ur username made me click on ur profile. Ur channeI is a hidden gem bro

[@frostedsnow7634]

Just for context, the Level 2: everyone is invisible took MUCH longer than any of the other ones for those who don’t know, legit like almost half of the twitch stream was just that level

[@pixy3266]

I remember when he came up with a plan to kill the guy in his boat, like remember exactly where he was positioned, yeah much longer but god we love watching Doug dealing with troubles right?

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Well he does solve problems no one has

[@diegolarrea6282]

4:40 "Jesus this feels unethical" He said with no problem of murdering people, just a problem with murdering people with explosive balistic monkeys

[@daburgerbandit1598]

Shoutout to Jornker for posting the lyrics to "Leave Her Johnny, Leave Her" in chat. 12:40

[@nightlypiano41]

12:34 finally, a realistic depiction of America in GTA

[@purpleYamask]

"It's actually really easy to assassinate someone even with thousands of witnesses" Given how much we still argue over Lee Harvey Oswald, yeah that checks out-

[@corberus3119]

jfk was actually shot accidentally by one of the CIA agents following the car, after the first shot from the attempted assassination by oswald the agent drew his weapon and it accidentally discharged. they covered it up so they wouldn't look incompetent

[@purpleYamask]

@@corberus3119 thank you for prving my point about how people argue over the jfk assassination.

[@joshl3916]

@@corberus3119 solid theory

[@PetrolHeadMotorsport]

Doug: "Wait, could I?" *Boat explodes* It was time for Doug to leave for he had seen everything

[@SourMilkCake]

Gotta say this vid came at the right time, was having an axiety attack and this helped me calm down enough so now I can go to sleep

[@captainbrodude8251]

Same but it's just evening here

[@mikewarper6789]

5:31 Franklin: *spams live monkey grenades* Lamar: "Now THAT was some real shit"

[@oblivious8868]

3:44 This feels like the Cave Johnson solution to the problem.

[@Im_Local]

Cabe Johnson did this and nobody can tell me otherwise

[@grudds]

1:17 “in water, chimps will drown.”

[@bobbyboi1743]

The way he just casually said “ I have inserted remote bombs into my monkeys” has me dying

[@mr.mothly]

Killer queen

[@blue7574]

Doug has to be my favorite content creator I wish he uploaded more but can’t complain cause the content quality is always on point

[@corberus3119]

his dougdougdougdoug channel uploads stream vods

[@sturm8948]

I never thought I would hear the sentence "snipe him with the mid range chimpanzees" in my life. 2:41

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

4:22 is the best DougDoug moment I've ever seen

[@alexs9514]

“911 what’s your emergency?” “There is a ton of monkeys terrorizing the city” “What the heck?! Alright we’re sending some people over, just hang tight” “Wait now there is a maniac running over everyone he sees, he’s still going” “This sounds like a problem, the authorities are one their way!” “Nvm, everyone is chasing him down with shotguns, have a good day” “WHAT”

[@FanOfMostEverything]

"911, what's your emergency?" "TUGBOATS!"

[@VCV95]

Doug, I showed a friend 1 video of yours. He loved it so much he outpaced me watching your backlog, and I have met multiple people now that watch you. You make amazing content, both in your mods and in content. Thank you for everything!

[@semja]

This is the kind of chill content for when you can't sleep.

[@Brute_Studios]

I've been wondering how awesome it would be if someone took the Skyrim multiplayer mod and turned it into a manhunt game, one guy tries to complete complex missions while being hunted down. I know just dreams manhunts but in Skyrim I just think it'd be cool

[@anthonybramante2921]

Once someone gets all three words to Unrelenting Force, it either becomes super easy or grueling

[@Brute_Studios]

@@anthonybramante2921 that would take a lot of time though and if anything hunters or hunted would just adapt to it

[@anthonybramante2921]

@@Brute_Studios would still be funny to see DougDoug about to finish something and get launched off a cliff by a hunter who hid until the end of the quest

[@Brute_Studios]

@@anthonybramante2921 valid strategy

[@Brute_Studios]

@@anthonybramante2921 oh and bugs would be strictly prohibited, no underground chest in that one town, no potions exploits, no horse flying just people competing to see who knows the game better

[@mattk2740]

“Mr. Rogers, “killing a guy with a gun is not tot that impressive.” “ - Doug

[@vetreas366]

"To be fair, filling up the assassination target with short-range monkeys then legging it is my preferred MO as well." - PETA, probably

[@epicgamerwin1874]

The Intercontinental Ballistic Monkey will go down in history as one of mankind’s greatest inventions. God bless the U.S.A.

[@babassoonist557]

Sometimes I’m legitimately impressed that doug’s gpu doesn’t melt

[@SilverFoxSpirit97]

14:56 ah yes, the drive-by tugging, a classic move.

[@AR-kj1vz]

Doug: Don’t worry the chimps are invincible! Also doug: 10:27

[@grimaeldragoncaido2393]

6:00 this guy is basically playing Battleship on GTA

[@dimitar9672]

Videos always make me laugh and make my day, love you Doug!

[@PsychShrew]

10:16 Reminds me of that one scene in Invincible lmao 10:27 "I'll make them- " *INVINCIBLE* . . . _Blood Splash_

[@Frostycrypton]

Doug out here being the greatest innovator on KZbin.

[@owenhopkins4239]

Cop 1: Attention all units, we have an active drive-by tugboat shooter. Cop 2: Could you repeat tha- Cop 1: *you fucking heard me*

[@DonkeySaturn]

4:35 This bit is the best part of this video. I couldn’t breathe for a good few seconds lmao

[@uterfan]

A Pedestian spawn every 0.1 seconds invisible with shotguns

[@RealmsSMPStudios]

And then shoot out Chimpanzees with RPG’s

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

12:33 the moment you got that 9:13, it was 9:13 where I am

[@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983]

Level 4 is just the average day in detroit

[@owenhopkins4239]

I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in a long, long time. Thanks for making these!

[@CM-ss5pe]

I appreciate the DK64 sound effects for the monkey shooting so much, you've no idea!

[@BerryBebop]

Diddy Kong's pistol is goated

[@corberus3119]

a bunch of the background music during the monkey explanations is DK64 too

[@CommonApathy]

Doug, hopefully you're still doing well with stress and your sleep. I love your videos and am glad to see you uploading more often, but your health is a lot more important.

[@nurponurpo5886]

Doug you made my day instantly better. Thank you

[@nurponurpo5886]

@grace how dare you curse this divine comment section with your disgusting human natures

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nurponurpo5886 report their profile pictures so they get a strike

[@nurponurpo5886]

@@IamaPERSON good idea let’s smite em

[@zakkuthedreamer4138]

2:18 man too high to die

[@riolulover9784]

6:11 Y'know, this is basically just a recreation of that one boat minigame from TLOZ: windwaker. ..Which is, basically just a recreation of battleship, so...huh.

[@cullencampbell6327]

4:44 i spat my water out so hard it turned to mist not joking

[@Changingtesting]

I feel like Doug and dark viper would make an amazing team

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

Monkey assassins are like the dumbest smartest weapons you could ever use for GTA ever.

[@enriqueaquiahuatl8554]

Next, all 4 mods together: Every second people spawn in front of you with shotguns which shoot monkeys with shotguns and you also shoot monkeys with shotguns, the monkeys shoot boats, and everyone is invisible. Or at least the 3 first mods together

[@Airi_2]

"Problems that no one has," I have these problems ALL THE TIME! This channel has helped me overcome these problems, thank you, DougDoug.

[@doctorreed_]

i miss the music tracks being listed in the description. theres a few in here that i wish i knew what they were (14:50 in particular)

[@Kittyisaqt]

Yeah they were useful

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

Doug is my favorite btd6 streamer.

[@thesupersonicstig]

The problem with being invincible is you can only live in agony.

[@hunter_does_art]

The ballistic monkeys had me laughing for legitimately 10 minutes straight. This is why DougDoug will always be the best thing on Twitch

[@RGC_animation]

DougDoug is literally the funniest streamer.

[@drewm5335]

honestly the only youtube that has videos that make me laugh so much

[@MadGameBoy]

2:07 when the chimps land, the women screaming (unrelated) sounds like the monkies screeching apon impact

[@starbreaker4358]

The soundtrack to this video is my whole childhood and I loved it alongside launching apes from thin air

[@Weirdthingsareexisting]

As anyone should do. Great content as always

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

I’d do the same

[@whateverppl1229]

11:04 this is music to my ears, I would even call it happy. It makes me sad you want to make them invincible.

[@Ihere123]

I was expecting everyone with a stun gun, and they just be tazing 1,000,000 volts at Doug.

[@GracefullyHigh]

I found Dougdoug not too long ago and I'm so happy I did, this is such a beautiful mess

[@foximacentauri7891]

Hey, can anyone tell me the name of the song which starts at around 13:04? It sounds so familiar but I just can’t remember from where.

[@LordKnoppers]

Should I let you in on a secret? Ok here it is: 36 Fit Boss Battle - Ring Fit Adventure

[@movecount]

11:30 Doug: "No people harmed into the making of this mod." Also Doug: *has already murdered over 2500 people*

[@mahpell7173]

So basically "everyone has a shotgun" mod is "John Wick excommunicado" challenge. Pretty cool to be honest.

[@undertheeclipse8531]

Doug my friend your content is exactly what I need right now

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

9:46 That's what she said

[@wendyjaa]

Doug, you have truly mastered a combination of humor, excitement, and editing.

[@brennuswhite1845]

please do "I modded unethical weapons into real life" next

[@roach9397]

It's okay those already exist

[@_0451_]

Germans beat him to that video

[@brennuswhite1845]

@@_0451_ please don't make ww2 jokes in response to my comment. my family is holocaust survivors, please get rid of this. I don't think you did anything wrong, but I would appreciate it.

[@vascodome]

@@_0451_ Brennus White is right. Just burn your comment.

[@_0451_]

@@brennuswhite1845 Cry about it.

[@maniacninja0000]

That “oh” at the end just gives me life.

[@kevelimlane265]

Damn this new bloons tower defense game looks incredable.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! *This is ridiculous and amazing*

[@gagiibaaji2774]

never ask a man: his salary A woman: her age Doug Doug: what mod menu he uses

[@off-seasonmemes]

Two years later and the poor lady still dies for doing a dance

[@leastlikelysuspect5122]

0:32 All I thought about was Gorilla Warfare instead if Guerrilla Warfare. That or a new meaning to Monkey Business

[@Brandongamesall]

No lie, this was actually very impressive. I think Doug didn't think it but invisible is probably the hardest IMO

[@melonman4753]

This is exactly how grand theft skyrim was meant to be played

[@Mr_BB_Man]

i was JUST binging your channel and you posted a new vid. pog :)

[@User-dc6sm]

0:15 I know how I used to stuggle with the third one, because I thought he was in the building

[@Ihavethehighground69]

Same lol

[@deftwhistle]

the donkey kong 64 music and fx really add a nice touch

[@dynamiteguy4650]

"this feels unethical" 4:40 lolllllll

[@jonathan_420]

Amazing part of the video lol

[@Т1000-м1и]

some of these are gold, some are dreams of people

[@trianglesdadxd1917]

1:42 me and my ghost gf

[@breadmilkYT]

"So he's on that yacht but can I just take him out with chimpanzees?" -Doug 2022 1:09

[@xHarpua]

See now I pictured the grenade exploding & 50 monkeys popping out 🤷‍♂️

[@Sinister_General]

Dude, I've watched your videos (including this one) and they were amazing! Great content!! +1 subscriber for you 👍🏻

[@taylorjudge4506]

What’s the song used at 7:41

[@Damien_Paxton]

The theme of the Alraune fight from Bayonetta 2 is think.

[@xtrastarfish6431]

searched him an hour and a half ago, nothing new, came back looking for something fun, and the master chef arrived to cure my boredom.