My Bahamas TRAVEL DISASTER

Strap yourselves in for an adventure to a world of suffering, bureaucracy and engine failures.
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[@adrianacabrera1033]

Dan, running? Ha, you are rebranding Daniel

[@blurissa]

I believe it's a type of banan

[@user-xc2sr]

Asha Forth no I think it's some type of nightmare...

[@_-muun-_7141]

Asha Forth you're gonna be so jealous but i don't do P.E :>>

[@abi4834]

What is a...fruit? is that a new sweet?

[@emch1]

Idk what it could be.... It sound's Interesting though...

[@nocturnalrain8247]

maybe the universe hates him because he's always questioning it

[@camilaubillagodoy4818]

wow. plot twist

[@cat-cw5wc]

now I know why the universe hates me

[@goatking2983]

Rain H 1k liker!! ...nobody cares...but still.... ...hi

[@ilkinpoland]

maybe he hates universe because it always questions him

[@cephi]

@@ilkinpoland G E N I U S

[@anonymous7346]

We're sorry. -All of Your American Fans

[@brennaeuchner3440]

Chloe Cagle yes I feel bad as an American this country is so messed up

[@lostandconfused3678]

True

[@leviackerman9251]

I Feel Bad That ARE COUNTRY IS HORRIBLE

[@jasj122]

Yeah, America kinda sucks

[@scratchedcds]

Yeah we’re pretty scary.

[@youjustgotvectored3989]

Dan just say "I'm a british video blogger" and they'll be like "oh okay sounds professional"

[@Sushigabby]

Haha true that sounds fancy to us americans also LOVE the username.. my whole grade has an inside joke about Vector

[@raantaaro]

I was ur 1000th like n it was satisfying lol

[@averyjones2392]

Ella Franta ghhhug

[@uptownfrank9]

i like your profilpic and name hahaha

[@skabrrtbrrt1490]

or that he works for youtube

[@danssaddimple9133]

so the moral of the story : *never leave your house*

[@jenniferbyrne4897]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ lol wouldn't do that anyway

[@jennadavito4179]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ room*

[@soph_in_the_box]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ now I'm thinking, wow I probably should've stayed inside my house

[@choulumi]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ instantly thought of tøp when I read ur comment

[@spacefoo-zh6ph]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ IMPOSTER

[@dipper7109]

You can see in his eyes what 7 years of KZbin does to you

[@malakzyneb5330]

Small Sugg omg so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@isabellagrace9251]

Small Sugg I

[@petewentzthegerardway6850]

yup

[@danielhowell]

*'muse - dead inside' plays quietly in the background*

[@gillianmiddleton2473]

OMG HE REPLIED

[@tonysnacc7073]

Phil has the magical power to avoid awkward situations via making people fall in love with him. Dan is a magnet for disaster. A match made in hell.

[@gangsteri-aine3122]

yeah but what about those crazy people who phil have met

[@Finda5]

@@gangsteri-aine3122 "I aTTraCt CrAzY pEoPLE"

[@MoonchildDontCry]

gangsteri-Aine They all fell in love with him

[@jax5502]

Tony Snacc honestly

[@cryingattheclub5150]

Altho phil has an issue with animals attacking him

[@toffee1234100]

Now i wanna know why phil and the guy were giggling

[@wobbleglom]

ladydoor

[@labibaaahmed4234]

They were both named phil I think

[@just_a_butterfly]

Because phil is a sunshine so he can make anybody laugh

[@catonfire5010]

Because he's *PHIL*

[@zy8881]

At least you didn't spray deodorant into your eyes

[@MusketWalrus]

zyrynn muncal Yeah, haha. What kind of *utter idiot* would spray deodorant in their own eye?

[@avyuh]

MusketWalrus i did yesterday by accident so me ;(

[@Katzenmutter]

haha yeah i feel ya i used tigerbalm once and then scratch my eyes after, i had to lay down with eye drops all day,it burned! when everyone had fun in the sun! i couldnt see...but i had to laugh how stupid i was:)

[@simlish1829]

zyrynn muncal 😂😂😂

[@teddyaggie7210]

Done that before it hurts!

[@catisadisaster2269]

Well at least you didn't nearly blind yourself again

[@luneaurelie]

Sean Whittaker same

[@danielhowell]

too soon

[@trash4tae-206]

Daniel Howell ; too soon indeed.

[@norahlanewilliamson3010]

have you ever noticed how much Hairuhi looks like dan?

[@levanarchy]

Daniel Howell its been 8 months

[@annabelle3037]

Moral of the story, don’t judge people by there cover. A scary looking bald man could be nicer than a generic middle age woman

[@rachaelelizabethbam5087]

Ruby Tuesday Yesss

[@someone2you]

Why is Dan so unlucky? Like seriously I never hear stories like this from any other youtuber. Boi needs some lucky charms.

[@rumiusagiyama-mirko-7344]

JACKSEPTICEYE GIVE HIM ONE OF YOUR GOLD COINS THAT YOU HIDE UNDER THE RAINBOW AND GIVE HIM LUCK!

[@grosebud4721]

Emi_Ze_OtakWhale POUND IT

[@gabmusic2655]

Gabbie Hannah has a story about her running in an airport with a light saber and other stuff, she is unlucky too lol

[@caitc7981]

get him a ‘marinette lucky charm’

[@malekjohnson2726]

Emi_Ze_OtakWhale obviously you haven't watched tanna mojuio

[@emmaangel4382]

ARe yoU QUEstIoNin Ma AUtrhOriTY!?!?!1!?!1?

[@danielhowell]

i'm sure things would have worked out even better for me if i said that

[@emmaangel4382]

Omggg hi

[@carbisthecockatiel4595]

AUthoRiTeH* Sorry, had to correct XD JK

[@softestvine]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[@psychticambitin7987]

nO KiTtY tHaTs a BaD KiTTeH

[@mickysauce1747]

NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I SAW DAN HOWELL RUNNING THROUGH THE AIRPORT I WAS AT A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS SO CONFUSED AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK ALMOST BTW DAN IM HAVING A NICE HOLIDAY

[@leoplisetsky]

alexander hamilton Hey Alexander Hamilton **severe wink wonks in motion**

[@mickysauce1747]

ButteryToast75 Buttery my dads a historian

[@haydenthompson2196]

alexander hamilton IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT THAT THEY ACTUALLY FOUND A WILD DANIEL HOWELL?

[@SweetStarWhispers]

Hayden Thompson He should have thrown his pokeball 😂

[@mickysauce1747]

Hayden Thompson I AM

[@StudiooGroove]

"It's ya boy daniel here" Hey demons, it's ya boi

[@dorothylune5594]

😂😂😂

[@clarissarojas7959]

Oh ghouls, the bois are here!

[@firesauce9016]

*D A N I E L* here

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

This was 6 months ago 😱😭 Omg I swear it was like last week…

[@kannibalwherm1975]

Stay for the peel porn Pls it's because he posts ONCE A FOOKIN MONTH.

[@nevedore3265]

We are all dying

[@scottedmonds147]

I LOVE YOUR USER

[@hayleyh8202]

Ramone Evans lmao I hope you’re being sarcastic

[@g11jdn]

Wot.

[@kodzubun379]

He did all this to stay with Phil and I can't even get a text back smh

[@wotintrashnation601]

dundelion relateable

[@blossomxphan8340]

SAME WTF

[@meraki3898]

actually same

[@rarIRL]

dundelion same

[@LIA-pn2oe]

why is this me

[@gusl.5726]

Does anyone else REALLY want to hear what Phil said to the bald guy?

[@teddylupin3589]

Gus L. ME

[@lilyvedits]

YES

[@LilianRoblox]

OMG YES

[@oliviajade8564]

omg yes

[@jananihariram9703]

YES

[@michaelaharris3190]

Dan, next time someone asks what you do for a living, say you're a "short film director" ;D

[@psychticambitin7987]

13:48

[@memorydocumentation5942]

uhhh

[@honeycombc]

“Having a pleasant f*cking bop.”

[@sriprathavasanthysenthil2017]

That skit of him dancing gets me every time.

[@emmyjemmy4208]

my new whatsapp bio

[@zoogoo404]

Dan... Dan, you're an 'Internet personality'. That's all you need to say bud.

[@tristanmiller9571]

Most people wouldn't know what that means. If I were him I would just say I'm a comedian.

[@emilye.m.6169]

Entertainer

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Zoogoo40 "Freelance comedian"

[@mayadanni3305]

EXACTLY or like a freelance comedian

[@arianaaviary2526]

I'd say "short film maker" after all his videos do have some fun cut scenes and would explain the convention. Also, if you have a job other than doctor, lawyer or engineer dont talk with elder people with higher positions than you

[@adrijakundu5887]

WE NEED PHIL'S VERSION OF THIS

[@user-jd5ld8dg4t]

Omg yes XD

[@Kira-bf8nu]

Adrija Kundu YEEEEA

[@Suhzi]

His would probably be like: The view was nice.

[@Hyperkooki]

· Panic!AtTheFallØutPiløts · phil didnt go with dan dan went by himself

[@undernerd9992]

YES WE DO!

[@emersonmclaughlin237]

HEY YOU SHOULD OF HAD A MUFFIN!

[@curlyboicyrus]

Emmy McLaughlin pistachio muffin*

[@Terrobility]

Emmy McLaughlin *have

[@nightcorewolf8154]

I have a muffin right nowwwww

[@tastyphancake8756]

Tyla and Emmy *should of*

[@fi5125]

Get muff-inside me

[@Alina-jj4gj]

Daniel, my man. When she asked about the three-day-stay-durance thing you could have literally said that you have meetings that involve your work after the convention ohmagaaaadddd, she would've n e v e r found out.

[@lqu]

then he could've gotten arrested

[@beckah21]

I really want to hear Phil's side of this 😂

[@starsscapes]

oh my god i never realized i wanted that so bad until now

[@m_gwb]

Becky R bet you Phil's version is more calm

[@jahnnnv]

Becky R same

[@jeannealtre6101]

"So I told this guy a thicc joke and oh what a thicc joke it was"

[@plantsandtigers]

YES!

[@hannashein3380]

*Are you questioning mah authoriteh?*

[@charlotterouge8107]

Yellow Diamond

[@aaliya4670]

Hanna Potter I immediately thought of Eric cartman when dan said that 😂

[@cloboba143]

I'M GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

[@Quesgin]

he loved your comment. you're lucky

[@karlavillanueva9332]

Hanna Potter ERIC CARTMAN IS THAT YOU

[@inoyamanaka3270]

Daniel looks so.. Soft and neat.

[@lnchysquinchy]

AHHHH

[@bug8847]

damn you’re right

[@emmyjemmy4208]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT-

[@irlkuromi7]

It's ya boi.... [Dan]

[@user-me6ov6hz1t]

Reanna II-// no

[@rafa______________]

"aaaaahHHH yOU questioning mAAHHH AUTHORETEH???"

[@marshmallow6545]

I love your username XD

[@nadiar.b.i856]

I'm only questioning your objectivity, my Diamond

[@Djoodibooti]

c'mon su reference!!!

[@sammaciel277]

The universe doesnt hate you Daniel, its making sure you have content for vids

[@Adenon.W]

Sam Maciel I already commented that

[@katiekamatie3292]

I like that one that's funny 😂

[@mariearty2234]

I was about to comment the exact same...😂

[@presleyflynn9292]

but what about the Bible incident *dun dun DUN*

[@abee948]

Sam Maciel lol

[@burnlikefireincairo1204]

His curly hair is so cute.

[@ang3353]

When he plays the simply nail logical music that just cracked me up man 😂

[@ellagraham560]

Catcookielover when?

[@codismith9805]

angel_rose810 yaasss holo queen will approve!!!

[@keegan6448]

I approve

[@nickname9001]

*"ARE YOU QUESTIONING MA AUTHORITEH"*

[@icantbelievewhatimseeing8153]

Skittle Trash I hope that people know that not all Americans sound Californian or southern

[@camiwami4973]

Skittle Trash Lmao

[@sameekshamahajan6257]

😂😂

[@jessica23claire]

Sounds like a line out of True Blood...

[@jayelynndotson7361]

Skittle Trash I just liked this video and it went to 666, I knew I was Satan...

[@avawhitaker1435]

Will something like this happen to Dan again? Probe-ably

[@smolpanickingcrybabyphantw1271]

Ava Whitaker .... **slow clap**

[@snapplefan3896]

Go home.

[@bjark2943]

im _done_

[@kellyabidoye1411]

+fivehead urie dun*

[@cadettaekook7815]

Fluffy Tutorials XDDD

[@numberonedad7924]

"me and phil have these professional working visas" ummm actually its phil and i

[@thatkatkrazykid4742]

phil's glabella F*ck you

[@detroitbecomehumanfan3043]

phil's glabella omg😂

[@phantom_-ys3rv]

fuck you

[@nixtheclause9984]

But it is! Don’t insult the grammarians. We WILL come for you. And we WILL find you.

[@saraarmstrong6182]

it is a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the person saiddddddd

[@brookeleann6242]

"are you questioning my authority?" WAS THAT A STEVEN UNIVERSE REFERENCE

[@devilsadvocate8946]

emo space pancake :/ Think it was South Park.

[@funnychic7]

space pancake :/ "I'm questioning your objectivity, my, uh, airport person...?"

[@camiwami4973]

Yes?? iDk

[@stellacarroll-murphy7045]

I hope

[@greeneyesmetblack]

South Park

[@moonallmoon]

"Apparently tagging in the Bahamas and then in Diagon Alley within two hours confused some people," They probably assumed you Apparated.

[@roseboege73]

BAHAHAHAHA YES

[@officiallygivenup6099]

Daniel Nights XD

[@mahnoora6618]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@WubzMegaplier]

I was just thinking that oh my lord

[@lol-tq1uf]

900th like :)

[@gothsharpayevans]

Bahamadramas

[@Dario-yh1ls]

Kit Kat Quarter I live in the Bahamas but not on that island

[@miyelivazquez8262]

Kit Kat Quarter ba dum tsss

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

Badramahamas

[@xxghostzk6000]

Bahamallamadramas. lmao sorry

[@victoriadavis1050]

BahamaDramaLlama

[@yeevee_]

Wow his American accent has improved

[@gillian8250]

Ender Pigs true tbh

[@lucyburton1801]

*jumpcut to dan with a dolphin head* I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY RAMEN DANIEL

[@aoki9952]

"gets a sunburn" youtuber:

[@pedal2la13]

smøl acc NO WHY

[@bittersweex6108]

smøl acc ??

[@crescentmoon632]

smøl acc youtuber: I amost burned to death!!!/=!

[@morganz2656]

smøl acc youtuber: I NEARLY BURNED TO DEATH

[@crescentmoon632]

Mystical Dazzler eyyy we replied the same thing

[@ariag.2352]

He's gone from emo to grandma

[@fernautilus9863]

i love it

[@squigglek8200]

Aria G. I mean haven't we all though?

[@prettyfunny7616]

squiggle k I went from emo to hipster trash to grandma

[@Lilyium]

Aria G. I went from grandma to super grandma...

[@ericaann146]

he's meh loveleh emoh grandmah

[@nadiajunyk6850]

This was posted the day before my birthday No one cares but I found it cool

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

It's cool because he uploads, like, three times a year so you're lucky 😂😂

[@niavniav]

i think abt this video at least once a year

[@shik9435]

Now I HAVE to hear phils side of this story

[@Mcdonalds_french_fries]

YES

[@nicolehunter6046]

Cream Cheese SAME

[@Alexis-wk5pv]

Cream Cheese YES

[@hotribenaaa75]

Cream Cheese omg yes

[@menac3990]

SAME

[@EmilyP]

when she asked for a joke you should have said 'my life'

[@dianewin7094]

Emily P i thought he was gonna say it hahahah

[@sodiumraccoon991]

*gets out of school away from all the assholes making jokes about him *spends years gaining a loyal internet following *following realises how easy it is to make fun of him and hes back where he started *lol

[@ameliewoodhouse5135]

Emily P I was laughing in class today and my teacher said something along the lines of 'if you're so funny then tell me a joke' and I said that. She wasn't amused😂

[@lindsey5730]

that's what I was thinking lol

[@dansdoublechin4617]

GEEEE

[@user-jx1ez1uk6q]

I’ve been to the exact airport Dan was at least five times now. He wasn’t joking about the drum band and the margaritaville ads.

[@tiahfisher6987]

Him have a pleasant fucking bop is hilarious

[@d3m0liti0nl0v3rs]

Phil: tell me a joke Dan: my life

[@funky_frootloop670]

Phil: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sips tea mmmm

[@tenebris4201]

Dan: depression Dan: * Start awkward laugh *

[@ferdakaldirim]

Oh my god this is hilarious sdfgjdfjmhnjm :D fghj thank you! lolhjklşvbnmdfg

[@leens4519]

trashy michelle true... But very relatable

[@atlanticstyles]

Sameee

[@celestiakinley7129]

"some weird stuff on the internet." *whisk flashback intensifies*

[@hooncobie]

Celestia Kinley OH GOD YOU WENT THERE

[@robloxcutie1371]

Celestia Kinley _Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub…_

[@celestiakinley7129]

Tishitha :3. milk fic still haunts me

[@insertedgyemobandnameshere813]

OH GOD NO PLZ NO

[@penguinsarerad1339]

Celestia Kinley Looks at likes, in mind:. so close to 666

[@ruthborg2430]

Hilarious. "Death Playlist."

[@youkantstopme5363]

HE FLEW TO THE *BAHAMAS* SO THAT HE COULD SPEND TIME WITH *PHIL AND HIS FAMILY* IM *YODELING*

[@paramyza6153]

_YODELING_

[@claire969]

eqxobsessed :x *YODELING*

[@iloveadamstanheight]

*yodeling* *pickle*

[@lqu]

EEWWWWW EWW UR SO GROSS BY "Y0DA-Iing" im suing u

[@k.sharma6104]

@@lqu are you alright

[@beaisnotonfire]

I think everyone looks possessed in their passport photo.

[@suzannew4840]

Bea Leedom well yeah I sure do too so you must be right 😂

[@666rising]

I'm possessed either way ?

[@1yoyanni]

Bea Leedom TAEHYUNG

[@kritibhatia4836]

Bea Leedom except for taehyung probably

[@nicolehasinternet]

I got told I looked really scared in my passport photo 😂😂

[@humayrabegum722]

Dam looks like such a dad lately. Curly hair, colourful shirts and glasses. He lost the sort of teenage hatred of life and its quite refreshing

[@rosiemarie4409]

power: no longer human dam?

[@Jordan-ib7zz]

Rosie Cross he cusses so much we might as well call him a cuss word XD

[@hipper_kipper1809]

power: no longer human he has finally reached a Nirvana where he is more comfortable and self-confident in himself than he has been in years. Possibly as far back as Hello Internet

[@wotintrashnation601]

power: no longer human ohno does this mean i'm attracted to a dad?

[@lunatic5162]

power: no longer human yeah~ and this is so awesome

[@snoopy2864]

i watched dan growing up (teens) and i always wondered why he was “unlucky” with life encounters… i’m in my 20s now and i finally understood what he meant lol. sometimes the things that happened in my life can be a big fking joke sometimes 😭 the rewatchability of dan’s old videos makes me feel less alone and miserable

[@oliviadawn9002]

This. This is why I watch Dan. He's such a good storyteller! 😂

[@josiedove8935]

"US immigration is a disaster", Daniel hon, the US is a disaster.

[@aeron4800]

Essie M So true. A few weeks ago I left the country and reentered and it took for bloody ever. Though, the security leaving the country took longer than entering it.

[@refe7929]

Unfortunatpey

[@refe7929]

Unfortunately

[@nicolestephens1431]

Pretty much

[@annistyndeloach4430]

I live there and you're so right

[@cryingapple9579]

Dan's travel experiences Almost got blinded Threw up everywhere for 24 hours Now this.

[@ameliasburrito1834]

Owl Nova Wait. when did he throw up?

[@spaghettipenguin9203]

Poptart Trash the time he went on a family holiday and got so sunburnt he spewed out a taxi. This is real.

[@rorydrummond7578]

Poptart Trash the video is called "the time I got sunstroke"

[@ameliasburrito1834]

oh yeah huh! I remember now. thanks guys!

[@cmykimberly]

The time he nearly got impaled with a spear gun underwater on a family holiday

[@unsaltedtoast]

This was uploaded in May 2017... this feels like last week we’re all dying...

[@paigerook2073]

Just say *social media marketing*

[@jen737]

Speakingoutloud Sounds SNazzehhh

[@cabochon4287]

as an american im sorry our customs are so fuckin scary

[@srishtibrahmbhatt3872]

Cabochon accurate. Really accurate.

[@moncala7787]

Cabochon I dunno I my experience was similar to Phil's, 30 seconds a quick laugh and done.

[@NaRandall]

Yeah . .

[@cottonfeltgembira]

Your profile pic is Dave Strider I just found my brethren

[@crowlight]

YOU'RE DAVE STRIDER, RIGHT?? HII

[@ellashilot1176]

yo internet, it's your boy *[DANIEL]* here.

[@lexi6413]

character development

[@manaiawatene3820]

im chokinf

[@mermaidunicorn1014]

thats how my bff would talk lol no offence I guess

[@meglazenbyx9797]

Dan has the power to make a basic sounding story into a brilliant novel

[@isabelledavis933]

"Tell me a joke" Me: My life

[@xx_azaria_xx5123]

Dan : I've looked at wierd things on the Internet me : whisk

[@artemislorain2520]

xx_Azaria _xx I wish I could like this 500 times

[@simplyyselena]

Grace Whitten same

[@artemislorain2520]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom omg ur username is fucking awesome 👏

[@nervouswebsite]

xx_Azaria _xx?

[@kae4126]

xx_Azaria _xx I watched that video I wish I hadn't It comes in my thoughts at the worst times ;-;

[@sirspenn1807]

YOUR NEW ICON AND BANNER I'M WHEEZING

[@sophiecook4539]

Spencer J ME TOO

[@user-vp6fj3xh4x]

SAME

[@ashleyhagen1473]

SAME OMFG AHHHH I'M SCREAMING

[@lewismurphy3499]

Spencer J AHHH CHANGE!!! CHANGE IT BACK!!!

[@alkhgfghh1808]

Spencer J I choked on my cookie when I saw that 😂😂😂

[@reillyobrien8443]

Every other youtuber: *plane gets delayed My airport disaster Daniel Howell: Tells a story of being kicked out of America creating taxi war and then getting stranded in the Bahamas

[@juiceflavored5346]

I feel like his favorite phrase is *”Strap yourselves in”*

[@briansweeney1540]

Does anyone else remember "Reasons Why Dan's A Fail?"

[@badunsh1861]

Brian Sweeney (yay)

[@oddity0304]

Didn't one of the videos say that when he contemplated the idea that he could die, one thing was a plane crash

[@ines01]

Brian Sweeney one of my fave things

[@smileyface9883]

Yes!!😩

[@gaypixel502]

Brian Sweeney yay n_n

[@tristanbramanta4242]

dan: *causes taxi civil war in the bahamas*

[@ashleyflores3442]

His pleasant fucking bop dance. Please. Oh my god

[@shooky5522]

dan:"i have to leave and re enter the usa and it turns out the bahamas-" security guy?:"ah whatever mon take some sunscreen you need it" dan:"oh ok (am i that pale?)"

[@luciepml1454]

"pretty bloody good right" you're so british i'm tearing up

[@flavia5188]

lucie lester same

[@crystaledits4531]

lucie lester *cri*

[@pebs016]

me at "I had a little sick in my mouth "

[@_kdawg_]

420 likes

[@luciepml1454]

Kristen Davis ;)))))

[@LijGilmourHello]

I'm loving that shirt dan very floral

[@yukithepup4408]

Lij Gilmour l o l

[@lp5538]

Lij Gilmour it just works, all of it😂

[@minho-nu9ij]

Lij Gilmour Very Tumblr aesthetic meme joker kind of outfit..........The fuck did I just say I don't know

[@natalievilchez5884]

Lij Gilmour YOU MEAN DANIEL

[@eshapoddar7640]

HOUSEPLANT

[@popgas3821]

"The Universe is not yet done with me" LMFAO!!

[@sriprathavasanthysenthil2017]

That skit of Dan dancing in the line at 8:07 gets me every single time!

[@danielleryan2666]

HE LITERALLY FLEW TO THE *BAHAMAS* SO HE COULD SPEND TIME WITH PHIL AND HIS FAMILY IM YELLING

[@brianaduffy4761]

danielle smith not "I'm crying" Not "I'm screaming" But *im yelling*

[@natpat4094]

You're... crafting?

[@_sakurayuki_1155]

Don't cry, craft

[@CarlosFlores-tn2cf]

danielle smith OMG IM FREAKING OUT NOW

[@spookyjxxy]

FUCKKNG YODELING

[@ohapplesauce8458]

He isn't kidding about our immigration check. Regular security at the airport is just as terrifying.

[@ohapplesauce8458]

Or emigration (I don't know what he said)

[@J3ennife4]

Oh, Applesauce you were right with immigration. Emigration is when you're leaving a country

[@allibugg4848]

True that. Every time I go to the airport, I believe I did something wrong and was gonna be caught for something I didn't do but then I pass through it fine and wonder why I was so worried......

[@ThomasJM]

Oh, Applesauce one time when I was going through US customs I got asked if I had ever been refused admitace to be US before I got worried that I was going to be refused at that point.

[@chernilanyy5935]

Oh, Applesauce ever heard of canadian border control It's literal hell

[@emmalucke8054]

this is my ultimate comfort video for some reason.....

[@jessica-ls3tc]

this is my dan comfort video heyyy

[@em6153]

i'm just relieved that "hello internet" didn't get burned in the rebrand

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

madi m - yes, thank god

[@em6153]

oh i should clarify: i meant the intro to the video! like, dan still starts this vid by waving his hand and saying "hello internet" whoops

[@okdalynn]

whilst trying to catch the flight....he *raniel*

[@krystalsanabria5307]

ok dalynn this comment ❤

[@soft-and-neat213]

ok dalynn leave

[@emmafanning1189]

ok dalynn IM SQUEAKING

[@wendyed8899]

ok dalynn there is a door... walk out.

[@ellieisdrowning2843]

ok dalynn Hey I'll just show u towards the exit

[@Kfroguar]

I think one of the best responses I've ever heard about comedians being awkwardly asked to tell a joke out of nowhere is to tell the person asking that you can't give them a free performance and they'll have to come to your show/watch your videos. Fairly graceful exit, and they're going to move you along because 9/10 they don't want to hear about your show.

[@m.i.3319]

'a middle aged woman who looked like generic mum' *never underestimate the karens*

[@saraaldrich9321]

Wonder who he murdered in a past life to rack up all this bad karma

[@lou-lu6nb]

Sara Aldrich Probably another version of himself since he's so dead inside

[@lunatic5162]

Sara Aldrich that's not bad karma, he is just a little bit luzer

[@cairiss]

Probably an alien considering how much he talked about probing

[@jeremy5595]

He was probably Kira in his past life (Death note) Ok..ok.. just kidding Probably another version of himself ..That explains why he is so dead inside

[@smilexlovexlive]

•I Breath Coffee• so.. himself? That went darker than I expected

[@lonesomegeek9613]

Thank God for this honestly. I had such a horrible, shitty day, i really wanted to cry but then I saw he posted this and it's like. I wanna cry of happiness cause I just remembered that if he can survive getting sprayed in the eye with deodorant, I can survive a horrible day like today❤️❤️

[@chloer.3101]

Hailey Alvarado aww sorry to hear that hope u day goes better and hope u have a better day tomorrow

[@alicecumbers615]

Hailey Alvarado have a better day Hailey

[@caprisun8714]

Hailey Alvarado same but then my mum ruined it even more by THROWING MY FUCKING PHONE OUT THE WINDOW

[@caprisun8714]

And I live in A FUCKING FLAT 3 STORIES UP

[@nunya4869]

Fawn oh shit

[@kelseydonaghy8302]

“Pleasant fucking bop” 🤣🤣so posh but so not

[@LivyKnocksTwice]

“Having a pleasant fucking bop for ten minutes” LMAOO

[@zulmie5777]

dan: 'airport' me: *GETS A FUCKING AIRPORT AD THE SECOND AFTER* literally what the heck

[@MiszzMiszz]

tags...

[@Glitches_Galore]

Dan looks like a criminal in his new passport.😂

[@chisasakamoto7308]

Alexandria Johnson IKR XD Dan is so amazing

[@hanzabarrxx]

Alexandria Johnson Who doesn't look like a criminal in their passport? 👐

[@CheshireCat478]

Alexandria Johnson honestly who doesn't

[@asexualfangirl574]

aren't you not allowed to smile in those photos?

[@hexagonalhd5797]

CheshireCat478 That goes without saying

[@daenachin6402]

i need that death spotify playlist

[@char6518]

Daena Chin same

[@JustinPageSlayer]

This was nearly 4 years ago, I can't fucking even. The time, it keeps going by

[@d25102]

6 now :(

[@dumpyw00f]

my mom's hair got curly when she was pregnant... Dan are you not telling us something

[@skylasmith3490]

Waffles'N 'Stuff yes he is

[@TimeLadyVictorious]

IS DAN PREGNANT

[@biggiecheese3739]

Time Lady Victorious pregernant

[@vanessaustanny8320]

Biggie Cheese Gregnant*

[@squeakycat7122]

Biggie Cheese YES HE IS PREGNAT

[@Rebecca-ey7mu]

Is Dan becoming a storytime youtuber? bc i ain't complaining

[@comiccookie194]

Rebecca nice profile pic |-/ and same XD

[@jjumpsvit]

|-/ AYE FREN

[@katief1905]

Rebecca I

[@guurrtahchoding4644]

he's been doing it for so long tho....his Reasons Why Dan's A Fail series has made me a fan of him

[@terezavlachova522]

|-/

[@alyssatodd2770]

"I had loaded up my death sptofiy playlist."-Dan Howell 2017

[@anniejulietrieman222]

*taxi civil war*

[@user-mf7zc3bl1z]

Wth his American accent has gotten so much better. A bit. Character development.

[@teenagemutantgirlys]

Indiesonglyrics rebranding

[@buckybarnesnoble6275]

Confidence

[@anhhang3888]

Lady:Tell me a joke Dan: your president Lady: touché

[@baguettegott3409]

And Dan was never allowed in the US again...

[@milkbaggy__]

If she lived in the south she would've hated that joke lmao

[@mollydavey5592]

That sounds like the Bahamas I know because I am 1/4 from there and I have seen that band and I have been in the airport and the fight is what happens in the Bahamas pretty much every day and they ride around in the back of trucks without seat belts but it is a lovely place🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸

[@shortieoreo6243]

Awww, thank you for loving it I'm from there :)

[@miss_53]

I just realized that if you lived in spain, people would call you Dani, yes DANI

[@grosebud4721]

Miss 53 snot on fire