My Bahamas TRAVEL DISASTER

[@nickname9001]

*"ARE YOU QUESTIONING MA AUTHORITEH"*

[@icantbelievewhatimseeing8153]

Skittle Trash I hope that people know that not all Americans sound Californian or southern

[@camiwami4973]

Skittle Trash Lmao

[@sameekshamahajan6257]

😂😂

[@jessica23claire]

Sounds like a line out of True Blood...

[@jayfelios]

Skittle Trash I just liked this video and it went to 666, I knew I was Satan...

[@zy8881]

At least you didn't spray deodorant into your eyes

[@English_Thespian]

zyrynn muncal Yeah, haha. What kind of *utter idiot* would spray deodorant in their own eye?

[@avyuh]

MusketWalrus i did yesterday by accident so me ;(

[@Katzenmutter]

haha yeah i feel ya i used tigerbalm once and then scratch my eyes after, i had to lay down with eye drops all day,it burned! when everyone had fun in the sun! i couldnt see...but i had to laugh how stupid i was:)

[@simlish1829]

zyrynn muncal 😂😂😂

[@teddyaggie7210]

Done that before it hurts!

[@catisadisaster2269]

Well at least you didn't nearly blind yourself again

[@luneaurelie]

Sean Whittaker same

[@danielhowell]

too soon

[@trash4tae-206]

Daniel Howell ; too soon indeed.

[@norahlanewilliamson3010]

have you ever noticed how much Hairuhi looks like dan?

[@levanarchy]

Daniel Howell its been 8 months

[@youjustgotvectored3989]

Dan just say "I'm a british video blogger" and they'll be like "oh okay sounds professional"

[@ellalalalalalalalalalalalala]

Haha true that sounds fancy to us americans also LOVE the username.. my whole grade has an inside joke about Vector

[@raantaaro]

I was ur 1000th like n it was satisfying lol

[@averyjones2392]

Ella Franta ghhhug

[@uptownfrank9]

i like your profilpic and name hahaha

[@skabrrtbrrt1490]

or that he works for youtube

[@d3m0liti0nl0v3rs]

Phil: tell me a joke Dan: my life

[@funky_frootloop670]

Phil: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sips tea mmmm

[@tenebris4201]

Dan: depression Dan: * Start awkward laugh *

[@ferdakaldirim]

Oh my god this is hilarious sdfgjdfjmhnjm :D fghj thank you! lolhjklşvbnmdfg

[@leens4519]

trashy michelle true... But very relatable

[@atlanticstyles]

Sameee

[@sammaciel277]

The universe doesnt hate you Daniel, its making sure you have content for vids

[@Adenon.W]

Sam Maciel I already commented that

[@katiekamatie3292]

I like that one that's funny 😂

[@mariearty2234]

I was about to comment the exact same...😂

[@presleyflynn9292]

but what about the Bible incident *dun dun DUN*

[@abee948]

Sam Maciel lol

[@nocturnalrain8247]

maybe the universe hates him because he's always questioning it

[@camilaubillagodoy4818]

wow. plot twist

[@cat-cw5wc]

now I know why the universe hates me

[@goatking2983]

Rain H 1k liker!! ...nobody cares...but still.... ...hi

[@ilkinpoland]

maybe he hates universe because it always questions him

[@cephi]

@@ilkinpoland G E N I U S

[@tonysnacc7073]

Phil has the magical power to avoid awkward situations via making people fall in love with him. Dan is a magnet for disaster. A match made in hell.

[@gangsteri-aine3122]

yeah but what about those crazy people who phil have met

[@Finda5]

@@gangsteri-aine3122 "I aTTraCt CrAzY pEoPLE"

[@MoonchildDontCry]

gangsteri-Aine They all fell in love with him

[@jax5502]

Tony Snacc honestly

[@cryingattheclub5150]

Altho phil has an issue with animals attacking him

[@danssaddimple9133]

so the moral of the story : *never leave your house*

[@jenniferbyrne4897]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ lol wouldn't do that anyway

[@jennadavito4179]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ room*

[@soph_in_the_box]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ now I'm thinking, wow I probably should've stayed inside my house

[@badboycafe]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ instantly thought of tøp when I read ur comment

[@spacefoo-zh6ph]

dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ IMPOSTER

[@xx_azaria_xx5123]

Dan : I've looked at wierd things on the Internet me : whisk

[@artemislorain2520]

xx_Azaria _xx I wish I could like this 500 times

[@simplyyselena]

Grace Whitten same

[@artemislorain2520]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom omg ur username is fucking awesome 👏

[@nervouswebsite]

xx_Azaria _xx?

[@kae4126]

xx_Azaria _xx I watched that video I wish I hadn't It comes in my thoughts at the worst times ;-;

[@cryingapple9579]

Dan's travel experiences Almost got blinded Threw up everywhere for 24 hours Now this.

[@ameliasburrito1834]

Owl Nova Wait. when did he throw up?

[@spaghettipenguin9203]

Poptart Trash the time he went on a family holiday and got so sunburnt he spewed out a taxi. This is real.

[@rorydrummond7578]

Poptart Trash the video is called "the time I got sunstroke"

[@ameliasburrito1834]

oh yeah huh! I remember now. thanks guys!

[@cmykimberly]

The time he nearly got impaled with a spear gun underwater on a family holiday

[@anonymous7346]

We're sorry. -All of Your American Fans

[@brennaeuchner3440]

Chloe Cagle yes I feel bad as an American this country is so messed up

[@lostandconfused3678]

True

[@leviackerman9251]

I Feel Bad That ARE COUNTRY IS HORRIBLE

[@jasj122]

Yeah, America kinda sucks

[@scratchedcds]

Yeah we’re pretty scary.

[@em6153]

i'm just relieved that "hello internet" didn't get burned in the rebrand

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

madi m - yes, thank god

[@em6153]

oh i should clarify: i meant the intro to the video! like, dan still starts this vid by waving his hand and saying "hello internet" whoops

[@hannashein3380]

*Are you questioning mah authoriteh?*

[@charlotterouge8107]

Yellow Diamond

[@aaliya4670]

Hanna Potter I immediately thought of Eric cartman when dan said that 😂

[@cloboba143]

I'M GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

[@Quesgin]

he loved your comment. you're lucky

[@karlavillanueva9332]

Hanna Potter ERIC CARTMAN IS THAT YOU

[@celestiakinley7129]

"some weird stuff on the internet." *whisk flashback intensifies*

[@taeraetron]

Celestia Kinley OH GOD YOU WENT THERE

[@robloxcutie1371]

Celestia Kinley _Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub…_

[@celestiakinley7129]

Tishitha :3. milk fic still haunts me

[@insertedgyemobandnameshere813]

OH GOD NO PLZ NO

[@penguinsarerad1339]

Celestia Kinley Looks at likes, in mind:. so close to 666

[@annabelle3037]

Moral of the story, don’t judge people by there cover. A scary looking bald man could be nicer than a generic middle age woman

[@rachaelelizabethbam5087]

Ruby Tuesday Yesss

[@unsafestimboard]

that aesthetic though... dan is fucking killing it with the new branding

[@sabrinalocke2846]

Eliza Pancakes QWEEN

[@NoteToLoser]

*Daniel

[@adrianacabrera1033]

Dan, running? Ha, you are rebranding Daniel

[@blurissa]

I believe it's a type of banan

[@user-xc2sr]

Asha Forth no I think it's some type of nightmare...

[@_-muun-_7141]

Asha Forth you're gonna be so jealous but i don't do P.E :>>

[@abi4834]

What is a...fruit? is that a new sweet?

[@emch1]

Idk what it could be.... It sound's Interesting though...

[@rafa______________]

"aaaaahHHH yOU questioning mAAHHH AUTHORETEH???"

[@marshmallow6545]

I love your username XD

[@nadiar.b.i856]

I'm only questioning your objectivity, my Diamond

[@Djoodibooti]

c'mon su reference!!!

[@toffee1234100]

Now i wanna know why phil and the guy were giggling

[@wobbleglom]

ladydoor

[@labibaaahmed4234]

They were both named phil I think

[@just_a_butterfly]

Because phil is a sunshine so he can make anybody laugh

[@catonfire5010]

Because he's *PHIL*

[@mickysauce1747]

NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I SAW DAN HOWELL RUNNING THROUGH THE AIRPORT I WAS AT A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS SO CONFUSED AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK ALMOST BTW DAN IM HAVING A NICE HOLIDAY

[@leoplisetsky]

alexander hamilton Hey Alexander Hamilton **severe wink wonks in motion**

[@mickysauce1747]

ButteryToast75 Buttery my dads a historian

[@haydenthompson2196]

alexander hamilton IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT THAT THEY ACTUALLY FOUND A WILD DANIEL HOWELL?

[@SweetStarWhispers]

Hayden Thompson He should have thrown his pokeball 😂

[@mickysauce1747]

Hayden Thompson I AM

[@beckah21]

I really want to hear Phil's side of this 😂

[@starsscapes]

oh my god i never realized i wanted that so bad until now

[@m_gwb]

Becky R bet you Phil's version is more calm

[@jahnnnv]

Becky R same

[@jeannealtre6101]

"So I told this guy a thicc joke and oh what a thicc joke it was"

[@plantsandtigers]

YES!

[@moonallmoon]

"Apparently tagging in the Bahamas and then in Diagon Alley within two hours confused some people," They probably assumed you Apparated.

[@roseboege73]

BAHAHAHAHA YES

[@officiallygivenup6099]

Daniel Nights XD

[@mahnoora6618]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@WubzMegaplier]

I was just thinking that oh my lord

[@lol-tq1uf]

900th like :)

[@someone2you]

Why is Dan so unlucky? Like seriously I never hear stories like this from any other youtuber. Boi needs some lucky charms.

[@rumiusagiyama-mirko-7344]

JACKSEPTICEYE GIVE HIM ONE OF YOUR GOLD COINS THAT YOU HIDE UNDER THE RAINBOW AND GIVE HIM LUCK!

[@grosebud4721]

Emi_Ze_OtakWhale POUND IT

[@gabmusic2655]

Gabbie Hannah has a story about her running in an airport with a light saber and other stuff, she is unlucky too lol

[@caitc7981]

get him a ‘marinette lucky charm’

[@malekjohnson2726]

Emi_Ze_OtakWhale obviously you haven't watched tanna mojuio

[@spennsirr]

YOUR NEW ICON AND BANNER I'M WHEEZING

[@sophiecook4539]

Spencer J ME TOO

[@user-vp6fj3xh4x]

SAME

[@ashleyhagen1473]

SAME OMFG AHHHH I'M SCREAMING

[@lewismurphy3499]

Spencer J AHHH CHANGE!!! CHANGE IT BACK!!!

[@alkhgfghh1808]

Spencer J I choked on my cookie when I saw that 😂😂😂

[@emmaangel4382]

ARe yoU QUEstIoNin Ma AUtrhOriTY!?!?!1!?!1?

[@danielhowell]

i'm sure things would have worked out even better for me if i said that

[@emmaangel4382]

Omggg hi

[@carbisthecockatiel4595]

AUthoRiTeH* Sorry, had to correct XD JK

[@softestvine]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[@psychticambitin7987]

nO KiTtY tHaTs a BaD KiTTeH

[@tristanbramanta4242]

dan: *causes taxi civil war in the bahamas*

[@StudiooGroove]

"It's ya boy daniel here" Hey demons, it's ya boi

[@dorothylune5594]

😂😂😂

[@clarissarojas7959]

Oh ghouls, the bois are here!

[@firesauce9016]

*D A N I E L* here

[@zoogoo404]

Dan... Dan, you're an 'Internet personality'. That's all you need to say bud.

[@tristanmiller9571]

Most people wouldn't know what that means. If I were him I would just say I'm a comedian.

[@emilye.m.6169]

Entertainer

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Zoogoo40 "Freelance comedian"

[@mayadanni3305]

EXACTLY or like a freelance comedian

[@arianaaviary2526]

I'd say "short film maker" after all his videos do have some fun cut scenes and would explain the convention. Also, if you have a job other than doctor, lawyer or engineer dont talk with elder people with higher positions than you

[@Adenon.W]

"why does the universe hate me?" It doesn't hate you, it gives you content for your videos.

[@marwaadaief1363]

i swear to god this is genius lmfao

[@lightdarkequivalent7143]

THAT and makes his life un uneventful

[@Adenon.W]

Mrwa Daif thanks

[@Adenon.W]

IntrovertedDarkness 802 true true

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

And ways to mess with his stalkers lol

[@luciepml1454]

"pretty bloody good right" you're so british i'm tearing up

[@flavia5188]

lucie lester same

[@crystaledits4531]

lucie lester *cri*

[@pebs016]

me at "I had a little sick in my mouth "

[@_kdawg_]

420 likes

[@luciepml1454]

Kristen Davis ;)))))

[@michaelaharris3190]

Dan, next time someone asks what you do for a living, say you're a "short film director" ;D

[@psychticambitin7987]

13:48

[@memorydocumentation5942]

uhhh

[@humayrabegum722]

Dam looks like such a dad lately. Curly hair, colourful shirts and glasses. He lost the sort of teenage hatred of life and its quite refreshing

[@rosiemarie4409]

power: no longer human dam?

[@Jordan-ib7zz]

Rosie Cross he cusses so much we might as well call him a cuss word XD

[@hipper_kipper1809]

power: no longer human he has finally reached a Nirvana where he is more comfortable and self-confident in himself than he has been in years. Possibly as far back as Hello Internet

[@wotintrashnation601]

power: no longer human ohno does this mean i'm attracted to a dad?

[@lunatic5162]

power: no longer human yeah~ and this is so awesome

[@SortOfABigDeal]

Don't worry Daniel, I'm American and the border control still scares me. *You can't escape them.* -YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THEM-

[@hmmmokie4338]

- SortOfABigDeal - 😂😂

[@Mina-lb6hr]

- SortOfABigDeal - this is unrelated, but we've got the same profile picture!

[@yellowpizza36]

True!!!!!!!!

[@alertmacy4867]

im 11 and i get scared af

[@user-jd4fz6vi6z]

same

[@shik9435]

Now I HAVE to hear phils side of this story

[@Mcdonalds_french_fries]

YES

[@nikkifuyu6046]

Cream Cheese SAME

[@Alexis-wk5pv]

Cream Cheese YES

[@hotribenaaa75]

Cream Cheese omg yes

[@menac3990]

SAME

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

This was 6 months ago 😱😭 Omg I swear it was like last week…

[@kannibalwherm1975]

Stay for the peel porn Pls it's because he posts ONCE A FOOKIN MONTH.

[@nevedore3265]

We are all dying

[@scottedmonds147]

I LOVE YOUR USER

[@hayleyh8202]

Ramone Evans lmao I hope you’re being sarcastic

[@g11jdn]

Wot.

[@PeasantBreath]

i was wearing a pulp fiction shirt in an airport once, and this massive scary looking security guy started screaming 'SAY WHAT AGAIN' over and over at me and everyone was freaking out it was actually great

[@joerichards8019]

Drew Frokel Woa

[@legsmadej]

Daniel: I haven't showered Me: and I haven't studied for finals. What's the excuse here?

[@kenziecole_green2789]

Claire Teh Potato same bro

[@rainbowdashplaynove]

I got rlly confused with the Bahamas thing thank you I also deeply thought you had teleportation powers

[@Alina-jj4gj]

Daniel, my man. When she asked about the three-day-stay-durance thing you could have literally said that you have meetings that involve your work after the convention ohmagaaaadddd, she would've n e v e r found out.

[@lqu]

then he could've gotten arrested

[@alexazoid]

Dan flew to the Bahamas and back just to stay with Phil for a few days and I can't even get a text back

[@Gerald-kj2zu]

Phanic! At The disco stolen comment much

[@octolevi]

for a few days, he's literally been there for a solid month.

[@taylorswiftfan1391]

same

[@direwolfshire440]

Phanic! At The disco wowee 1.5k likes in five hours, amazing

[@nataliehoverter8785]

Phanic! At The disco same ....but I love your username

[@AnneliesvanOverbeek]

Imagine being at the airport just casually slurping a drink and suddenly Daniel runs by like a flailing giraffe. I wish I could have seen that.

[@evangeline819]

i would sell my soul to see that

[@AnneliesvanOverbeek]

phantears I would too, but I don't have one.

[@evangeline819]

Annelies van Overbeek i just don't want mine anymore tbh

[@raileyweber181]

I DONT CARE WHAT HE POSTS I JUST WANT TO SEE HIM AND HEAR HIM TALK HE MAKES EVERYTHING ENTERTAINING

[@phaninrealitis5170]

I_am_dan_and_phil_meme_trash EXACTLY

[@rizzalouise4291]

I_am_dan_and_phil_meme_trash TRUEEE

[@Delightedinglory]

I_am_dan_and_phil_meme_trash yep.

[@emersonmclaughlin237]

HEY YOU SHOULD OF HAD A MUFFIN!

[@curlyboicyrus]

Emmy McLaughlin pistachio muffin*

[@Terrobility]

Emmy McLaughlin *have

[@nightcorewolf8154]

I have a muffin right nowwwww

[@tastyphancake8756]

Tyla and Emmy *should of*

[@fi5125]

Get muff-inside me

[@ariag.2352]

He's gone from emo to grandma

[@fernautilus9863]

i love it

[@squigglek8200]

Aria G. I mean haven't we all though?

[@prettyfunny7616]

squiggle k I went from emo to hipster trash to grandma

[@Lilyium]

Aria G. I went from grandma to super grandma...

[@ericaann146]

he's meh loveleh emoh grandmah

[@ohapplesauce8458]

He isn't kidding about our immigration check. Regular security at the airport is just as terrifying.

[@ohapplesauce8458]

Or emigration (I don't know what he said)

[@J3ennife4]

Oh, Applesauce you were right with immigration. Emigration is when you're leaving a country

[@allibugg4848]

True that. Every time I go to the airport, I believe I did something wrong and was gonna be caught for something I didn't do but then I pass through it fine and wonder why I was so worried......

[@ThomasJM]

Oh, Applesauce one time when I was going through US customs I got asked if I had ever been refused admitace to be US before I got worried that I was going to be refused at that point.

[@chernilanyy5935]

Oh, Applesauce ever heard of canadian border control It's literal hell

[@josiedove8935]

"US immigration is a disaster", Daniel hon, the US is a disaster.

[@aeron4800]

Essie M So true. A few weeks ago I left the country and reentered and it took for bloody ever. Though, the security leaving the country took longer than entering it.

[@refe7929]

Unfortunatpey

[@refe7929]

Unfortunately

[@nicolestephens1431]

Pretty much

[@annistyndeloach4430]

I live there and you're so right

[@honeycombc]

“Having a pleasant f*cking bop.”

[@sriprathavasanthysenthil2017]

That skit of him dancing gets me every time.

[@emmyjemmy4208]

my new whatsapp bio

[@user-mf7zc3bl1z]

Wth his American accent has gotten so much better. A bit. Character development.

[@teenagemutantgirlys]

Indiesonglyrics rebranding

[@buckybarnesnoble]

Confidence

[@Chicawubbywoo]

Imagine Phil passing by to see Dan filming this video and screaming like a maniac.

[@cecilia78065]

he was probably standing in the corner/hallway laughing throughout tbh.... Or from the other side of the house.

[@adrijakundu5887]

WE NEED PHIL'S VERSION OF THIS

[@707-g6b]

Omg yes XD

[@Kira-bf8nu]

Adrija Kundu YEEEEA

[@Suhzi]

His would probably be like: The view was nice.

[@Hyperkooki]

· Panic!AtTheFallØutPiløts · phil didnt go with dan dan went by himself

[@undernerd9992]

YES WE DO!

[@irlkuromi7]

It's ya boi.... [Dan]

[@คเคภค]

Reanna II-// no

[@kayleelota6709]

I'm living for all of Dan's American Accents

[@dipper7109]

You can see in his eyes what 7 years of KZbin does to you

[@malakzyneb5330]

Small Sugg omg so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@isabellatsaketas]

Small Sugg I

[@petewentzthegerardway6850]

yup

[@danielhowell]

*'muse - dead inside' plays quietly in the background*

[@gillianmiddleton2473]

OMG HE REPLIED

[@suuske4450]

Dan trying to imitate an American accent just made my day

[@AshaSara]

Suuske same

[@starsandsuch7778]

Suuske i know it took my a second like Dan not everyone in America is from TEXAS

[@Prettygirlcn5]

I thought he did a pretty good job :D

[@isaacrobinson7608]

I agree

[@lucyburton1801]

*jumpcut to dan with a dolphin head* I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY RAMEN DANIEL

[@kodzubun]

He did all this to stay with Phil and I can't even get a text back smh

[@wotintrashnation601]

dundelion relateable

[@blossomxphan8340]

SAME WTF

[@meraki3898]

actually same

[@rarIRL]

dundelion same

[@LIA-pn2oe]

why is this me

[@winterwillow348]

Dan looks like he murdered one of Phil's plants in that Visa photo...

[@Elliephant_]

Rip fil

[@rumiusagiyama-mirko-7344]

Well Dan wouldn't have to do much murdering after what those plans have gone through. Rip every plant that Phil has lost 🙏

[@zulmie5777]

dan: 'airport' me: *GETS A FUCKING AIRPORT AD THE SECOND AFTER* literally what the heck

[@MiszzMiszz]

tags...

[@ang3353]

When he plays the simply nail logical music that just cracked me up man 😂

[@ellagraham560]

Catcookielover when?

[@codismith9805]

angel_rose810 yaasss holo queen will approve!!!

[@keegan6448]

I approve

[@lonesomegeek9613]

Thank God for this honestly. I had such a horrible, shitty day, i really wanted to cry but then I saw he posted this and it's like. I wanna cry of happiness cause I just remembered that if he can survive getting sprayed in the eye with deodorant, I can survive a horrible day like today❤️❤️

[@chloer.3101]

Hailey Alvarado aww sorry to hear that hope u day goes better and hope u have a better day tomorrow

[@alicecumbers615]

Hailey Alvarado have a better day Hailey

[@FawnJay]

Hailey Alvarado same but then my mum ruined it even more by THROWING MY FUCKING PHONE OUT THE WINDOW

[@FawnJay]

And I live in A FUCKING FLAT 3 STORIES UP

[@nunya4869]

Fawn oh shit

[@ellashilot1176]

yo internet, it's your boy *[DANIEL]* here.

[@lexi6413]

character development

[@manaiawatene3820]

im chokinf

[@mermaidunicorn1014]

thats how my bff would talk lol no offence I guess

[@saint_2068]

And yes, I'm American and I can admit that our security is terrifying

[@rainbowroyals9709]

LolaTheLion •_• --- ugh yes. I hate American security, they made me throw away my favorite pair of scissors 😡

[@plutoyoon]

LolaTheLion •_• yep

[@sophiesomers4150]

Rainbow Royals why were u bringing scissors??

[@jinepiphany904]

I'm American and I was terrified coming back into the country. I can't imagine what foreigners feel. American security is crazy. Which matches the entire country tbh.

[@jackm.t.4073]

i was born and raised in America, hardly ever leave my house let alone do anything illegal, and i was literally just traveling to another state WITHIN THE COUNTRY and i related to how terrified Dan was. i can't imagine how people from other countries must feel

[@burnlikefireincairo1204]

His curly hair is so cute.

[@LijGilmourHello]

I'm loving that shirt dan very floral

[@yukithepup4408]

Lij Gilmour l o l

[@lp5538]

Lij Gilmour it just works, all of it😂

[@minho-nu9ij]

Lij Gilmour Very Tumblr aesthetic meme joker kind of outfit..........The fuck did I just say I don't know

[@natalievilchez5884]

Lij Gilmour YOU MEAN DANIEL

[@eshapoddar7640]

HOUSEPLANT

[@EmilyP]

when she asked for a joke you should have said 'my life'

[@dianewin7094]

Emily P i thought he was gonna say it hahahah

[@sodiumraccoon991]

*gets out of school away from all the assholes making jokes about him *spends years gaining a loyal internet following *following realises how easy it is to make fun of him and hes back where he started *lol

[@ameliewoodhouse5135]

Emily P I was laughing in class today and my teacher said something along the lines of 'if you're so funny then tell me a joke' and I said that. She wasn't amused😂

[@lindsey5730]

that's what I was thinking lol

[@dansdoublechin4617]

GEEEE

[@reillyobrien8443]

Every other youtuber: *plane gets delayed My airport disaster Daniel Howell: Tells a story of being kicked out of America creating taxi war and then getting stranded in the Bahamas

[@anhhang3888]

Lady:Tell me a joke Dan: your president Lady: touché

[@baguettegott3409]

And Dan was never allowed in the US again...

[@milkbaggy__]

If she lived in the south she would've hated that joke lmao

[@lenavm]

'Taxi civil war in the Bahamas' 😂 I'm dying this is hilarious

[@macxzcrevan6099]

Helena x that'd be a great movie

[@nadiar.b.i856]

Dan, why do all your worst moments happen when you're travelling or at an airport?

[@lianavaldez2743]

Zen Kai Yi he's not used to the outside lmao

[@shygirl2927]

Zen Kai Yi traveling sucks.

[@amaranthkjd]

It should be so that he will make a video about it so we can have something to laugh about

[@emeraldeyes5298]

Hey buddy you in London?

[@snoopy2864]

i watched dan growing up (teens) and i always wondered why he was “unlucky” with life encounters… i’m in my 20s now and i finally understood what he meant lol. sometimes the things that happened in my life can be a big fking joke sometimes 😭 the rewatchability of dan’s old videos makes me feel less alone and miserable

[@laurenharte1025]

"What do you do for a living?" "I'm an entertainer - I make comedy skits and put them on KZbin" The easiest way to explain and you probably won't get the weird questions 😂

[@nekorose8201]

Lauren Harte you probably just saved this mans how do you feel

[@tiredteddy3053]

Hannah Wolfe yeah

[@laurenharte1025]

Hannah Wolfe lol I was not expecting any likes or replies I'm a little confused rn 😂

[@pippiman]

'Entertainer' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sophiedufresne7459]

Anonymous Otaku yes he "entertains" me 👅

[@queerlykayla1085]

Who needs "A Series of Unfortunate Events" when you have Dan's life in vlogs

[@yassification319]

I'm Seokjin and Welcome to Dad Jokes lol take that Lemony Snicket!

[@wynona5941]

your username and profilepic is beautiful

[@emilyk1926]

I'm Seokjin and Welcome to Dad Jokes I'm fucking crying at your username I'm sorry but oh my god

[@queerlykayla1085]

Eat A Mint Jungkook it honestly kills me too every time i read it myself, thank god for Jin and his jokes 🙏😔

[@16princessdaisy]

This is so trueeee 😂😂😂😂

[@gabriellatafoya5394]

Bad things happen to Dan in airports. First nearly blinding himself and crushing his pistachio Muffin, and now this. I send my sympathy, Dan.

[@patriciapat2106]

Redbear and throwing up 24/7. That was before he blinded himself...nearly

[@gabriellatafoya5394]

Its simply Patricia oh yeah, when he got sunstroke!

[@asexualfangirl574]

Redbear Dan must have chronic bad luck whenever he's in an airport

[@inoyamanaka3270]

Daniel looks so.. Soft and neat.

[@lnchysquinchy]

AHHHH

[@bugboybutter]

damn you’re right

[@emmyjemmy4208]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT-

[@NinjastarCompass]

I feel like if dan had a normal vacation, he would spend the whole time worrying if something bad would actually happen.

[@morganjohnson3238]

Lady: "tell me a joke" Dan: "my life"

[@betaniaperez4323]

Morgan Johnson True

[@juliesmith1814]

Lady: "Tell me a joke." Dan: *gestures between them* "This."

[@gehhehe5819]

*Dan makes a video longer than 2 seconds* Me.... : THOU SISTER DANIEL HAS BLESSED US, PRAISE THE LORD

[@yeehaw1544]

Geh Hehe sista Daniel has prayed

[@Liizziee]

HolyNarwhal *Worships to the gods at the church of memes*

[@oliviadawn9002]

This. This is why I watch Dan. He's such a good storyteller! 😂

[@Glitches_Galore]

Dan looks like a criminal in his new passport.😂

[@chisasakamoto7308]

Alexandria Johnson IKR XD Dan is so amazing

[@hanzabarrxx]

Alexandria Johnson Who doesn't look like a criminal in their passport? 👐

[@CheshireCat478]

Alexandria Johnson honestly who doesn't

[@asexualfangirl574]

aren't you not allowed to smile in those photos?

[@hexagonalhd5797]

CheshireCat478 That goes without saying

[@dakotawilson1644]

Only this shit happens to you Dan. You are the only person who can piss off an airport lady, go to the Bahamas, piss off a cab driver, and then get on a broken plane all in one day. How? How do you do it? I want my life to be that exciting!

[@OneMoreWord1]

Ninja Girl take my life instead I nearly die every week seriously I don't knew why but there's always something that should've killed me then but never does, I had a random skin infection that normally would've killed someone with how long it was left on me without treatment (not my fault I didn't even know I had one for a week) and I end up fine.

[@Jem_80s]

Ninja Girl Exciting and terrifying!

[@lauraruddick3092]

Buddy, as someone who has the similar luck levels, ( which seems impossible considering the hell Dan just described ) I can assure you: You don't want it.

[@aoki9952]

"gets a sunburn" youtuber:

[@pedal2la13]

smøl acc NO WHY

[@lqnamoth]

smøl acc ??

[@crescentmoon632]

smøl acc youtuber: I amost burned to death!!!/=!

[@morganz2656]

smøl acc youtuber: I NEARLY BURNED TO DEATH

[@crescentmoon632]

Mystical Dazzler eyyy we replied the same thing

[@nadiajunyk6850]

This was posted the day before my birthday No one cares but I found it cool

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

It's cool because he uploads, like, three times a year so you're lucky 😂😂

[@TheSweetpea750]

Dan I would like to apologize on behalf of The Bahamas for those taxi fights. We are a truly peaceful country. Would love for you to come back!!

[@ayojojo7004]

The Brown Barbie ayyy 🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸

[@alexia3552]

XDXD

[@myamazingassisnotonfire8628]

*A month without uploading, he comes back with a disaster*

[@baejinx1713]

MOTHER OF DISASTER

[@thisisanamazingname3509]

myamazingassisnotonfire *After a month without uploading he comes back with a tag-*

[@Becausebooks1234]

ILikeFood AndUDo2 *SO PREPARE FOR AN ATTACK*

[@alia5328]

ILikeFood AndUDo2 That no one even tagged him in, he's not a challenge to drag

[@shehadthewrld]

myamazingassisnotonfire a DANsaster i'll leave sorry

[@Crysanthe39]

....I legit thought you just went into a conference room labeled "Bahamas" or something in Florida, but you actually went to the fucking Bahamas. Dude. I am so sorry. But also I can't stop laughing at you 😂

[@brookeleannn]

"are you questioning my authority?" WAS THAT A STEVEN UNIVERSE REFERENCE

[@devilsadvocate8946]

emo space pancake :/ Think it was South Park.

[@funnychic7]

space pancake :/ "I'm questioning your objectivity, my, uh, airport person...?"

[@camiwami4973]

Yes?? iDk

[@stellacarroll-murphy7045]

I hope

[@greeneyesmetblack]

South Park

[@avawhitaker1435]

Will something like this happen to Dan again? Probe-ably

[@smolpanickingcrybabyphantw1271]

Ava Whitaker .... **slow clap**

[@snapplefan3896]

Go home.

[@bjark2943]

im _done_

[@kellyabidoye1411]

+fivehead urie dun*

[@cadettaekook7815]

Fluffy Tutorials XDDD

[@kelseywells2819]

Dan : "Your whole life is gonna go up in flames" Me: Sooo Dan is on fire?😂💀

[@graceyhammer]

rebranddddd

[@heba1439]

you see, this is why i don't leave the house.

[@rachaelelizabethbam5087]

Canyoubelievejimininventedbeingsofkingcuteugh Same

[@dumpstershark6242]

Omgoodness same

[@numberonedad7924]

"me and phil have these professional working visas" ummm actually its phil and i

[@thatkatkrazykid4742]

phil's glabella F*ck you

[@detroitbecomehumanfan3043]

phil's glabella omg😂

[@phantom_-ys3rv]

fuck you

[@nixtheclause9984]

But it is! Don’t insult the grammarians. We WILL come for you. And we WILL find you.

[@saraarmstrong6182]

it is a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the person saiddddddd

[@derekthedimple2986]

this looks like the set up of a connor franta video

[@derekthedimple2986]

i'm not complaining

[@paige6283]

derek the dimple Connor DANta

[@derekthedimple2986]

lmao true

[@hansen2558]

paige why

[@Sendarra]

not

[@zainasoliman8711]

"And now you all know the perfectly simple explanation" mate if it was that simple the video wouldn't be nearly 14 minutes

[@aioloswind]

Zaina Soliman ********~sarcasm~********

[@notroe2237]

Zaina Soliman Oh hey you again

[@zainasoliman8711]

aiolos whoops sorry must've slipped past my head

[@tomgames7642]

Phil: Sweet talks the bald guy into letting him past. Dan: Gets evicted from the nation. Me: Shouldn't have rebranded Daniel.

[@user-jx1ez1uk6q]

I’ve been to the exact airport Dan was at least five times now. He wasn’t joking about the drum band and the margaritaville ads.

[@phoeberae8118]

can we all appreciate dan's shirt cause like 10/10 good shirt

[@TheHighPhobia]

I feel like that was the universe showing you that "you can change your name, but you cannot change your fate, Daniel!"

[@judyloredo-peters3404]

TheHighPhobia I just busted out laughing in front of my aunt and now she's staring at me like I'm crazy thanks

[@annabeth1500]

Don't know why, but it happened. Read the quote in a Scottish accent because of Brave.

[@hannahthatweirdo323]

Percy Jackson Fan wtf same lmao

[@maddie4691]

Percy Jackson Fan lol also I love your profile pic

[@gusl.5726]

Does anyone else REALLY want to hear what Phil said to the bald guy?

[@teddylupin3589]

Gus L. ME

[@lilyvedits]

YES

[@LilianRoblox]

OMG YES

[@oliviajade8564]

omg yes

[@jananihariram9703]

YES

[@meglazenbyx9797]

Dan has the power to make a basic sounding story into a brilliant novel

[@okdalynn]

whilst trying to catch the flight....he *raniel*

[@krystalsanabria5307]

ok dalynn this comment ❤

[@soft-and-neat213]

ok dalynn leave

[@emmafanning1189]

ok dalynn IM SQUEAKING

[@wendyed8899]

ok dalynn there is a door... walk out.

[@ellieisdrowning2843]

ok dalynn Hey I'll just show u towards the exit