I opened a restaurant and Twitch Chat are my customers

[@rummagetherum]

Him saying “I solve problems no one has” has healed a part of me

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@ecotanimate4149]

God yes.

[@General12th]

@@EEEEEEEE You're goddamn right.

[@Vor1ki]

So true. I’ve been missing it so much, happy it’s back

[@AyanSharma-i9f]

Fr

[@1SLMusic]

6 dead customers… shut down due to health concerns… burned in a fire… DougDoug’s restaurant is Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria.

[@Aren61104]

Johnitor is definitely the Afton here

[@SilentSpades275]

Yes​@@Aren61104

[@jameson-y1d]

@@Aren61104 so Doug is henry then

[@Nice_Structure_3034]

@@jameson-y1dSo Twitch chat are the missing children

[@emery120]

Holy fuck, it's all coming together

[@alittar8062]

"I'm trying dude, This game is impossible" - the guy throwing glass shards onto a plate while pouring olive oil out if a mop bucket, oblivious to the pots under the stove.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@sleepdeprivedcactus]

@EEEEEEEE truly a thought-provoking and insightful commentary on the capitalist beaurocratic hell of modern societal means, and a managerial roller coaster of character and narrative mastery, 10/10.

[@Xethl]

​@@sleepdeprivedcactusyour comment didn't mention skibidy, 0/10.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

@@sleepdeprivedcactusDichotomy. Bee Movie Script. Waffle House. Wow, I’m using ironic humor. This is so worth the effort of typing!

[@sleepdeprivedcactus]

@@Xethl *skibidi FOOL

[@JustTombstone]

11:55 the fact that the chatter said “The soup god is watching you doug” followed by the spatula freaking out and clipping through the wall is so funny to me

[@MrGeneralHeavy]

10:52 "This is the kind of soup you get at a clothes store" is absolutely peak I'm stealing that

[@geneericname7138]

PurpleEyes' legacy lives on.

[@ADudeWithAChannel]

I'M AT SOUP!

[@hideandslide4586]

@@ADudeWithAChannel why are you at the soup store

[@ADudeWithAChannel]

@@hideandslide4586 *budabeep* YOUUUU

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

@@ADudeWithAChannelA genuinely humerus use of a forgotten meme? “A witch! A witch! Can we burn her?!”

[@giraffeguruvods295]

My favorite bit was when he gave them exactly what they wanted and they were so upset. Then when he brutally messed up they were really polite and enjoyed it

[@Champiness]

A lesson in that

[@ninfan6434]

when did he give them exactly what they wanted

[@cole_cain]

@@ninfan6434 impossible

[@VoidLordHades]

"ah, the 300 shards of glass and melted plastic was a nice surprise, 500k tip for that"

[@atothetaco]

Doug's first dish being a bowl of warm sink water is a great sign for the rest of the meals

[@corrinleivan]

Quite possibly the safest meal to eat out of everything he made.

[@Mutor1337]

​@@corrinleivan Even more so considering that there were 2 (!) ml of water in that dish

[@JSrises]

@@corrinleivan The Dougstaurant peaked at tapwater and went downhill from there.

[@Oxijinn_]

All I wanted was tomato soup. Instead I left with no hearing in my left ear, glass shards on my feet and a crippling fear of sudden loud noises.

[@OfficialDoctorHawk]

5 Stars

[@DrVerseAlt]

I love the customers repeatedly trying to explain to Doug where the giant pots are, and when he finally stumbles onto them, he goes, “These definitely weren’t here before.”

[@slightlygoodgames]

18:23 i love how it specifically says "no glass" on the official health report

[@WigleyMusicLLC]

The great thing about DougDoug is that he takes so long to turn streams into videos; by the time the video comes out, you've already forgotten all about the stream the video came from!

[@Someone-sc2hk]

genious business idea!

[@masterofdoots5965]

And also, based on his level of blondeness, you can tell how old the stream is

[@mishagaming1075]

in fact, all these streams are extremely old, they are from a time before doug went bald, which is shocking. either that or masterful editing, but i'm going with the first.

[@fletchercartwright1463]

imagine glancing into the back of the kitchen to see if your order of steak is almost ready then you see the chef THROWING A TANK OF PROPANE AT THE OVEN which promptly BLOWS UP, the chef then proceeds to smash the still raw steak with a cooking pot as he struggles to rip it off the wall screaming "I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS."

[@tnorki]

This comment is so Jerma coded it's insane

[@youngscoller]

all while the spatula he was using clips into the counter and out through the oven

[@PointsofData]

​@@tnorki Give Jerma credit, he figured out how to make floor soup

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

HE SAID THE THING AGAAAAAAAAAIN

[@Recardoisntaken]

THIS IS AWESOME

[@xaviersavard6343]

He solves problems!

[@scoptimize118]

@@xaviersavard6343that no one has

[@Sparklyz.roblox]

THIS IS HISTORY

[@xaviersavard6343]

Now we only need explained with food to come back

[@Ender41948]

I feel like he knows the power behind "I solve problems no one has" and now saves it for a rainy day when he wants to bring the thunder.

[@Colle_]

Douglas Douglas cannot Rattatoile cuz the rat would not have any hair to push

[@PROPLAYEN]

Baldatoile

[@arandomperson8189]

I haven't seen smug vee pfp in so long u a real one

[@otkanimation5453]

Underrated comment ngl(literally the second most popular)

[@BleachBandit]

TRUE

[@ByteBits]

Pull not push

[@sirmuckingham2494]

I thought my Tinnitus was acting up, but no... This 3 Michelin star video was complimented by the constant background noise of that goddamn sink

[@IwanMilner]

Having Parkzer come in and eat at your restaurant while also singing Brain Power LOUDLY in the dining room and close down your establishment is F8CKIN brilliant! (OOOOO - JA - EE - OOOOO!)

[@sonarchy5158]

I was not ready, but adrenaline was pumping when Parkzer let the bass kick

[@IwanMilner]

@@sonarchy5158 He SURE did, let the BASS kick! (OOOOO - JA - EE - OOOOO!)

[@electrotron2559]

The fact that he refuses to learn how to set something down instead of throwing it with so much fucking force is the cherry on top.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

12:04 Ah, yes, the time Douglas Douglas decided to knock off seared steak from a stove wall WITH A PROPANE TANK. Was there *nothing* in his head that thought, “Wait. This thing is flammable. Maybe I shouldn’t.”

[@ariesdemiurge]

That was a clean burnin' Hell I tell you hwat!

[@Basmuth]

Shortly before the screams of the damned echo from the wall behind the stove. I think we all know why he doesn't cook: the souls of the kitchen utensils haunt him every night.

[@ThundasaurousRex]

@@ariesdemiurge Yep, these are medium rare!

[@stariverse5916]

love how as soon as the guy said "the soup god is watching you" EVERYTHING went wrong. bro was not lying

[@Famous_From_Commenting]

I love DougDoug’s restaurant. I don’t know where my son is, but restaurant is 5 stars

[@wheatyes2104]

Found him! 10/10 would eat at the restaurant again!

[@benjamingal3823]

You asked for a "kids" meal didn't you?

[@Cigmacica]

Can’t believe ”Jean”nitor is back

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

@@benjamingal3823Dark Humor is like trading orphans’ organs. Not everyone enjoys talking about it, but it can benefit society. I am going on a list, and I deserve it. That was messed up!

[@benjamingal3823]

@@ConnanTheCivilized Nah, it is like legs. Everyone notices it but not everyone has it.

[@userk9]

I paused at 18:46 to check if there were any hidden funnies on the newspaper, and there weren't, but I did notice the other articles had actual text and it was just slightly blurred, so I tool a look, and *Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum-*

[@toaofpi]

I did the same thing, and was greatly disappointed.

[@Kepplar]

18:40 "Is there fire damage?" as doug actively sets the place onfire.

[@toofyboofy]

2:35 I don't think anything in my life will feel as good as getting doug to fill a mop bucket with 10 liters of water

[@TheDinoWarrior]

You have succeeded in life

[@Huge_M]

For a guy that is naturally blond and dressed as guy Fiery you WOULD expect him to be even slightly good at cooking but i guess no.

[@livebackwards]

Wow, you really know your DougDoug lore! Not many people know he was blonde before he went absolutely spear bald.

[@AryaPlus]

@@livebackwards I'm genuinely confused now, what is his natural hair color? I'm getting some people saying he just stopped dying his hair brown, but with this community I can't even tell if it's a joke anymore lol

[@gnomeyt9339]

@@AryaPlus He dyed his hair blond as a fundraiser goal, his natural hair is brown, but everyone jokes about him being blond and bald

[@TCStink3]

@@AryaPlusbald

[@yuki97kira]

Thats where youre wrong..doug doug is naturally bald...he came out of the womb with no hair

[@ArmundJay]

i love how Health Inspector Parkzer is just as, if not more, chaotic than Chef Doug

[@coinflipwolfe3734]

Parkzer singing brain power really got me imagining the tiny twitch chatter in doug's hat desperately trying to play DDR on his bald head

[@drpepperkingcom]

How did you think they really controlled Doug?

[@coinflipwolfe3734]

I was assuming it was TTS screeching python script into his brain but it turns out Doug is a manual transmission

[@kiratasatsu1468]

My favorite thing about this video is DougDoug full-body flinching at explosions he knowingly caused

[@hiddenbutdeadly]

The fact he CONSTANTLY keeps chucking everything on the floor when done just cracks me up :)

[@gorticus]

Like an egg?

[@KaidenHix]

To Berry and the editors, As a discerning connoisseur of content, I attended the live stream and found it an exercise in chaos, unfit even for the anarchic realm of dougdoug. However, I stand corrected. The meticulous craftsmanship of your editing has transformed the pandemonium into a polished and professional masterpiece. I bestow upon this video a commendable 8 stars. Not everyone possesses the artistry of an editor, but true talent can indeed emerge from the most unexpected quarters.

[@R1nd0m_Folk]

pandemonium door 30

[@Amirrorofmirrors]

I love how some chat members are donating to try and help Doug figure out what a pan is. It’s like his parents patiently leading him through hiding their disappointment

[@audreybsullivan84]

7:06 “Honey eat your glass.” True Nostalgia

[@MYR_112]

I want to make a web series and it’s just dougdougs vegetable mascots

[@LazloFan360]

I am in paine

[@mr_falco4917]

10:55 never seen such a missed opportunity for a Factor Ad in my life

[@darrienjones8917]

Guess they didn't pay him for it this time so no free plugs.

[@whydoistillusethissite8626]

"I solve problems that no one has" you do not know just how much I smiled hearing those words again

[@theentertainer6198]

Personal belief, chair is like Ratatouille trying to help Doug cook. Sadly, Doug is so bad at cooking and so ignorant to chair that he doesn’t take any advice.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@ConnanTheCivilized]

It’s like the dead chef said. Anyone can cook, except bald, former programmers who suck at 2-D platformers.

[@crestothegecko6279]

@@ConnanTheCivilizedAnyone can cook. But anyone can also cook like douglas douglas. Be vigilant or else your chef might feed you glass next

[@TCStink3]

Why is a meal helping Doug cook?

[@milliondollarmistake]

This takes me back to when Doug was a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food

[@GuruhWicaksonoYT]

"We solve the problem that no one has" WE ARE SO BACK🗣️🗣️

[@AuStistic_Lemurr]

God... A classic Doug Doug upload with new twitch integrated text to speech and interactions... On one of the worst days I have had in a very long time... I cannot say how much better this makes today.

[@sunnyd6519]

i want to bring attention to something that happened during this stream, that never made it onto video. There was a whole argument between Doug and the entirety of twitch chat when Doug tried to chop something…on a plate, breaking it instantly. When chatters tried to tell him to use a cutting board instead, Doug ADAMANTLY INSISTED that you dont NEED a cutting board to cut meats and such. What followed was twitch chat screaming at him ‘YES YOU DO’…. why yes, this was an argument on par with the nonsense of Dougs irrational dislike of potatoes in general and trying to claim that people dont like potatoes, they like salt, butter, oil etc. And the potato has nothing to do with the flavor

[@TheFuriousNightFury]

He should meet me. I have eaten microwaved potatos with literally nothing on them. We'll see who wins in the end, doug

[@genericname2747]

@@TheFuriousNightFury fear

[@lovelyheartu8256]

​@@TheFuriousNightFuryYou are so right for that.

[@Pearl_Blossom]

That NEEDS to go on the clips channel, holy heck Doug's olive oil addiction is apparently an act of mercy towards all the plates in the world

[@DankGas-]

I eat potatoes raw

[@BarrenAcc]

I have a feeling that watching doug cook is going to fill me with an indescribable amount of rage and disgust

[@katierasburn9571]

You are right

[@Marcelelias11]

Watching Doug cook makes me want to cook something myself rn just so I can have the pleasure of seeing cooking done right

[@slasher3428]

*Somehow dougdoug finally made it back to talking about food*

[@live10yearsinthejointreact80]

Holy Jerma the slasher?

[@silversniper6262]

I swear chat is a gang of asylum residents, doug is the slightly sane ring leader, and parkzer is the orderly who comes in and gives them their medications

[@BluPersonn]

0:16 I loved the transition here! Amazing stuff

[@10Or106]

Ah yes the fast ratatouille. Not exactly the quickest to make, but certainly with all of the olive oil to ensure the fastest consumption, digestion and exit plan possible. Absolutely something to market a banger French restaurant around. Wonderful work, doug!

[@batmanbatmobile]

The flow of that intro was incredibly done. Fantastic editing work by Keke (alongside the “so bad its funny” content by DogMan)!

[@emdal4055]

I love Paris in the Ratatouille movie, especially the scene when we see a shop selling dead rats, that was the most accurate representation of france in the film

[@kaukospots]

With Parkzer always being so reserved and overly realistic I nearly died when he did the vowel sounds after the kitchen blew up (again)

[@lupica9184]

I love it when characters from other videos/games get established in the "DougDoug fandom", this time specificly i was happy to hear that Johnitor, the Janitor from Planet Coaster , seems to work there ^_^

[@Joemcmama]

After decades, no centuries...he once again solves problems that no one has

[@gorticus]

and he explains it... with food.

[@localsoul9760]

Yelp Review: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Five stars! I ordered steak with french fries and it came out really good! The steak was cooked nicely so that every bite was a different experience! And the fries were large and round, but really crispy! I heard some weird sounds though, and watched the waiter bring a customer to an ambulance 6 times, but it made for a unique and thrilling dining experience. 10/10, would recommend!

[@arthurwilliams4249]

As a Parisian this is absolutely how restaurants work here. The explosions and all. Yeah

[@killgaet6253]

DougDoug recreated the average FNAF Pizzeria Simulator run: Everyone dying of food poisoning/injuries, then the store burns down with the manager inside.

[@gorticus]

And the MULTIPLE lawsuits.

[@milesd.8083]

dougdoug gave my son food poisoning and burned down the kitchen when we complained

[@Mrbear2354]

1 view in 58 seconds Doug fell off

[@ezze_pz]

classic doug

[@mamoon304]

He trapped me in the "sous-sol" when i complained, theres like 50 other people here and a guy named Fred who I don't trust for literally no reason at all

[@day7163]

​@@Mrbear2354Maybe it's our fault. Maybe we just need to try harder.

[@siIver10]

r/wehatedougdoug be like

[@javigd96]

There's a point in every DougDoug video where my head starts to feel dizzy as nothing he is doing makes sense and i have to pause the video

[@catgameplayer]

At least he didn’t hire Johnitor the Child-eating janitor

[@15oClock]

You say that, but I don’t think it’s true.

[@kamikaze_pig6419]

Thankfully, they instead hired Doug, the baby-flushing burglar

[@gordonfrommalmak]

But did they fire Diablo the mod making cheater?

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

Uh oh

[@SheepLiver]

r/wehatedougdoug WILL be hearing about this

[@liubei3058]

"I solve problems that no one has." I paused the video. This requires me at full attention, fully awake, and my like. Doug Doug, you have pleased The Han Emperor.

[@_Sparky144]

"No, see, it's a restaruant, not a restaurant! It's not false advertising to say you're the best restaruant when there aren't any other restaruants!"

[@gingerninjer2304]

17:04 Brain Power moment

[@cozykomala]

10/10, pooping out glass shards got me three days off work. Would eat here again.

[@kittykake44]

Watching this on my break at Dairy Queen and honestly this is about what it's like working in food service

[@Chaosdroid]

This vod was so fucking funny and i wholeheartedly believe that it COULD NOT be turned into a video, but i am so happy that i was wrong

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

0:10 at this time is a really bad thunderstorm. DougDoug is my comfort streamer and youtube

[@squimpy22]

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING

[@Minish23]

Man deliberately sets fire to inflammable materials and screams in shock and terror as they explode and burn everything around him.

[@PerplexingRat]

I love talking peppers that turn into a human form named Douglas wreden

[@treeified0987]

i love how for the first order he just used mop buckets as pots poured beer on the counter someone asked for a bit of tomato juice he put an apple in there spilled everything and served a bowl of water at the end

[@nathansatnarain9079]

The intro.... You're finally back. *warm hug*

[@blu-blu-blu-blu]

I like how Doug only profits from tips, implying he makes nothing from selling the actual food

[@BlanekdCheque]

Was not expecting this to be the Adam Ragusea and DougDoug crossover

[@Tjthegamerking]

“Douglas Douglas, what is the 7th letter of the alphabet?” Doug: 0:04

[@jstar3382]

I fucking hate that I laughed

[@PointsofData]

No

[@yesandno6204]

The way you cook insults me 10/10 would yell at again with the family

[@liquidenergyz34]

Cooking at thermonuclear temperatures is the only way to get those latent flavors out of the chicken breast. Good work, chef

[@nerdynerd87]

Twitch Chat: "Hey! Theres hair in my pasta! Can you add more?"

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

Of course DougDoug would pour a full bottle of Olive Oil in the first dish he could.

[@ProVsCon]

The only thing being roasted in this restaurant is DougDoug and his cooking skills.

[@Jzerk]

16:59 Parkzer summoning an explosion

[@dolphinhispanic]

Oh my goodness i just pissed my pants. It wasn't even a slow soak, that shit was like a fire hose through a tissue.

[@Dismal-]

D:

[@ıKanye_West]

….. What?

[@Gyaradosage]

@@ıKanye_Westyou heard what they said. Fire hose. Through the pants.

[@dolphinhispanic]

I have since changed my pants, but the damage is done

[@Cloudyman8]

As a letsgameitout fan, it brings me so much joy to see Doug playing this game. Thank you, Doug.

[@MrLucky5001]

I can't believe this was turned into a main channel video. I was re-watching the VOD yesterday.

[@icetide9411]

After watching this I am confident that Doug has never even seen normal food and only chugs olive oil.

[@itsjustlapis]

This entire video is just Doug trying to make every dish, then giving up and giving them raw meat or water

[@sarahjamesinasarah6423]

Him saying “I solve problems that no one has” and transitioning the pepper into the green chat pepper felt just as badass as when Spidey stole his suit back from Jonah.

[@_Sparky144]

I love how it instantly descends into chaos

[@JadedWallace]

mentioning brainpower just unlocked a memory i had hidden away for the good of my mental health, thanks chat

[@tasmanianwalrus583]

0:16 I love that transition, smooth as butter

[@CrashOzzy1223]

12:50 OH GOD THE SPATULA! MY EARS!

[@OmeletteFish]

I love falling asleep to DougDoug’s videos at max volume

[@cupofoats]

I've watched several playthroughs of this game played by other lets players and this is the most chaotic one

[@TheUsertoUseThemAll]

Even though there’s only one cook. There’s too many cooks in the kitchen.

[@willlit2806]

Watching him play this game makes me feel physically ill, like I'm emptied of well feeling. Thanks Doug! Wonderful content!

[@beaksters]

11:34 you know shits about to hit the fan when can can pipes in.

[@furret8456]

i worked in a kitchen for 2 years.... i cant believe i'm saying this but this video made me wanna go back and see experts cook again, just so i can sleep normally again

[@ll.3701]

This video is great! I followed along at home and had a blast!

[@ASHBRO]

This was the first VOD I ever watched on the DougDougDougDoug channel, such a fun stream, always thought it deserved its own video !! :DD

[@is2Xacc]

only now that i have doug’s channel on notifications do i realize how much of a comfort youtuber he is. and that seems weird saying because i used to think having a “comfort streamer/youtuber” was weird asf 😭

[@nordicdreki2068]

the fact the intro melded aspects of the famous "Rodent Chef The Movie" movie and dougdoug's classic intro catchphrase is a national treasure at its crispiest

[@Donunts616]

As a Brit, I know that it’s at least better than the other food they make in France

[@mandowarrior123]

French complain about our food because they know italian food is much better. We're one of the few places with occasional french restaurants. French food is terrible and they are TRYING. We just breed the tastiest meat and are happy with meat and two veg, availible worldwide.

[@tunder9223]

As a french, i'll say : Baguette. Oh and chesse. We have the best bread, and some good chesse to eat with.

[@katierasburn9571]

@@tunder9223idkkk bestie we all got bread and cheese youre gonna need more than that

[@tunder9223]

@@katierasburn9571 imo, it's best to look at food almost everyone in the country eat every day than fancy meal. Yeah, i could talk about boeuf bourgignon, pot au feu, kouinn amann, etc. I could talk about the diversity of great regional cuisine in france. But those great meal are not a common denominator of "french food", and we don't eat a bourgignon every day. But every region has a great cheese, a great wine. And every city, even every small montain vilage has a bakerie with great bread. Thoses are every day food. Our country have sh*ty politics, we did a lot of sh*ty things in africa, and paris is a dumster of a capital (i don't know a french who think that was a good idea to organise the olympic games in it) but at least we have good food!

[@ObjectIsCool]

this was genuinely the hardest i have laughed in a while. ignoring all your other content for this long is the stupidest thing i’ve ever done coming back after a month, looking forward to being able to watch my first stream at some point! being able to learn all these ‘inside jokes’ and stuff has been awesome

[@jonwoodruff6623]

11:54 it all went downhill from here and uphill in funny catastrophes

[@Interestking]

I love the Ratatouille reference with the crazy cold open followed by "This is me". I know that Ratatouille isn't the only movie to do this, but I appreciate it nonetheless.