I put Twitch Chat on trial for their unethical behavior

This is the fairest court room of all time.
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[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Once again Doug forgets what "Case Dismissed" means and beats up people that the judge let off free

[@fighterfrex7979]

So what does it mean?

[@HackSlashStudios]

@@fighterfrex7979 Dismissed = case ends without judgment on the merits.

[@scramblz5053]

R/wehatedougdoug will be hearing about this ):

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

I was wondering didn't this happen before.

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

​@@scramblz5053 i know, doug paying off a judge to dismiss all his cases. Inexcusable!

[@FoBro91]

Doug confusing "Case Dismissed" and "Court Adjourned" is such a Douglas Douglas thing to do

[@dcastgaming6506]

They don't even say court adjourned until the last case is done. Which would've ended the stream.

[@GZilla311]

@@dcastgaming6506"He dismissed the case! You can’t continue now!" - Parkzer

[@FoBro91]

@@dcastgaming6506 The good ending

[@doxastoel]

Case closed? Maybe?

[@araragi-san5857]

@@doxastoel same as case dismissed

[@excaliburv4332]

A lawyer so incompetent he turned the entirety of Twitchville into a barren, lifeless apocalyptic wasteland. Godspeed. It takes talent to be that terrible.

[@therealmanguyman]

Twitch chat couldn't cooperate with each other if they were given different teams and KNEW it was all a ploy to start infighting. They deserved it. I'm glad this judge realized all the issues.

[@appointmenteer]

not true! taylor swift is still there

[@ViApp0]

He also shot the judgebot.

[@j.b.5422]

and he very talents.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

I blame his clients, lol.

[@Armund_Wolffe]

30:07 Parkzer fighting his way out of a laughing fit in court with "sorry, i accidentally hiccuped seventeen times," is one of my favorite things ever

[@MisterSam007]

41

[@EonLess]

Doug thinking Judges need catchphrases is very in character

[@wiedeni]

They do need catchphrases, I've seen it in a movie once!

[@GoldenOwl_YouTube]

Ace Attorney logic

[@gamingandwhatevs]

Doug also not googling the catchphrase and getting it completely wrong is also in character.

[@kogamustard7717]

At least we are taking the step at the right direction... FOR JUSTICE!

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@a_rd2628]

“It seems your client has been bench-pressing fairy tails” is a bar

[@Kero-zc5tc]

Fr

[@JoeLikesBlue]

I will be using this as much as possible

[@gemhunter498]

“Phummy, you, sir, are not just incompetent, you’re so far down the unethical hole, you’re sipping tea with the MOLE PEOPLE!”

[@lechatgrincheux6381]

The judge bot punchlines are hitting real hard

[@lrose5522]

unlike lawyer doug doug, who was DISbarred

[@6emsYo]

It was a great honor to be deemed Twitchvile's Guardian of Gastronomical Justice 👨‍🍳

[@probablyjustannpc9332]

woah its six ems

[@allinory]

Six ems, the legend!!

[@mikerice868]

Must be nice being the only ethical person in Twitchville

[@yoshidababies4222]

Congrats!!!🎉

[@Happycurv]

How are you feeling as the only citizen of Twitchville?

[@limitlesscord7319]

the way Parkzer runs in and shouts "DOUG" at 19:06 is so funny it's just not what I'd expect from him and goes completely against the energy he has like 2 minutes before

[@brogangh]

"oh so you're not a citizen of twichville then?" in response to the hair growth was perfect, well played phummy

[@PhummyLW]

Thank you.

[@ulaula155]

​​@@PhummyLWthe ledgend himself

[@Moald]

​@@ulaula155the legdent himsell

[@rockinggamerdude]

I bet the mods have so much fun moderating sometimes

[@Ptr-ck7if]

@@PhummyLW THE LEGEND!!!

[@Toto-gf6xk]

I like how someone tied ONE THOUSAND babies onto a train track in Twitchville and the response is to take out random civilians for not knowing what to do. Man, i have never felt this safe before.

[@andreaseverin1346]

Just have a cookoff with the train smh

[@shadowyyCFH]

it was definitely doug who tied the babies onto a train track. he's the evil mastermind behind it all but the system is too deeply corrupt to do anything about it.

[@therealmanguyman]

They still haven't found out it's the judge doing everything. DougDoug is too incompetent to do such things.

[@actualvipermain8606]

⁠@@therealmanguyman Do you think that means the train has a catchphrase too?

[@therealmanguyman]

@@actualvipermain8606 That would be leaving evidence.

[@ThatFanBoyGuy]

"More useless than windshield wipers on a submarine" "As effective as arm wrestling a parking meter" "A plan so twisted it would make a pretzel jump rope" "Like trying to stop a bull stampede with a red handkerchief" "As scripted as a silent movie with subtitles" Judgebot's analogies were on point.

[@thomasharms9591]

"Benchpressing fairytales" also a bar lmao

[@chinook-pg7eb]

Parkzer: "Im not a lawyer stop saying that" Also parkser: perfectly and legally destroys doug in chat's case

[@n0dash18]

He’s not a lawyer, and we’re all legally and morally bound to stop calling him one since he apparently got into actual legal trouble due to it, but I _do_ think he did go to law school. So he knows a lot about laws, and is likely aware of how court trials go. He’s just not a _lawyer._

[@lordfelidae4505]

​@@n0dash18He has good odds of passing the bar, but he is not a barred lawyer.

[@youngthinker1]

The funniest part about all of this, is that Parkser got upset with Doug over how he programmed the AI to screw up the trials.

[@bongibot1104]

Wait a minute. Are you saying what I think you're saying? That it was all... RIGGED?

[@SonaLovesick]

he is not a lawyer, however he does have a very broad amount of knowledge on laws and regulations. one could say it's a hobby of his. so that response is very valid.

[@youngthinker1]

@@SonaLovesick Never said he was a lawyer. Just he knew how it was suppose to go, and Doug apparently failed to do a quick internet search, or did a funny.

[@SonaLovesick]

@@youngthinker1 ? your good, just feel like that needs to be put before anything law related when it comes to parkzer

[@youngthinker1]

@@SonaLovesick Doug keeps putting him up for that sort of misunderstanding. Just checkout his thumb nail for Parkzer's Q&A hot tub video.

[@sekkuar]

Reminder that the Nuremberg trials has established that "I'm just following orders" is not a defense for war crimes and crimes against human rights

[@d1nodray]

was just about to comment this

[@Jason9637]

It should be a defense. Look up the milgram experiment. If ⅔ of people who haven't had extensive brainwashing would do that, imagine what a soldier would do.

[@appointmenteer]

that was probably the only well founded legal argument in the entire stream lol

[@Graah353]

But the Dougdoug trials proved that intuitively it totally is.

[@sekkuar]

@@Graah353 considering judge bot condemned the whole mod team and also doug, not it didn't

[@kirbycooper9496]

The mods saying they were just following orders is exactly what some bad men said at the Nuremberg trials

[@foxbread3714]

Banal evil

[@PointsofData]

That's a widespread misunderstanding of the judgement. The soldiers who used that as an excuse had numerous opportunities and years of time to do something, not to mention the things they were ordered to do were so severely egregious that any reasonable person would have known it was wrong, that's why "I was just following orders" was not a good defense. "Following orders" has been used as a defense in other cases, where the soldiers did not have the knowledge neccessary to understand what they were doing was illegal or the order was a snap judgement that did not give them time to think about what was happening.

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

Parkzer completely losing it while thoroughly explaining how DougDoug is bald is the best thing I've seen all week

[@kirbyenthusiastnumber2]

“his solution is as effective as applying windshield wipers on a submarine” OUCH??? WHY IS THIS JUDGE SO HARSH 😭😭

[@sanddry738]

Judge only speaks in fire goddamn.

[@GamesRUs-bj2ut]

And the fighting fire with Tabasco line

[@timeblade]

I’m stealing that insult lmao

[@Honkious5824]

I mean, if they wipe fast enough, they could create a cavitation bubble which prevents water from touching the front of the submarine.

[@Commander_Chopper]

The "case dismissed" thing was bothering me so much the entire time. I'm *so* glad that Parkzer noticed it.

[@sonarchy5158]

Of course Parkzer would notice, he is a lawyer after all Edit: Parkzer is not a lawyer

[@harishyqchy]

@@sonarchy5158just a note: Doug said we can’t make that joke anymore, apparently some people took it way too far

[@sonarchy5158]

@@harishyqchy Oh, I didn't know about that, my bad!

[@nixxdra]

@@harishyqchy Wait how did people manage to take the joke too far? Did they get Parkzer in actual legal trouble or something?

[@harishyqchy]

@@nixxdra Doug didn’t elaborate on it too much to not inspire copycats, but he just said that “it is illegal to impersonate a police officer or lawyer, and it was starting to affect his personal life”

[@Alphie_]

Doug, I just need to say, I appreciate how fun and engaging your content is. I've been watching you for years now and every single upload is something to look forward to. I rarely have any means to give back, so I wanted to include a little something with my comment this time.

[@ordinaryrat]

Literally the most wholesome comment I have ever seen

[@Slimmsnarl]

I want to boost this so Doug Doug sees

[@tacotuttle]

@@SlimmsnarlI’d think that KZbin notifies more for superthanks

[@Buplo]

Gigachad with the $20

[@nmjjmn663]

I love how this is the one AI character who's having none of Twitch Chat's antics. "I'll stop the train with my muscular chest lol" "Client clearly has delusions of granduer." "We'll bribe Taylor Swift with airplane tickets." "And how do you plan on getting past her rabid fans?" "We'll challenge the houses to a cook off." "Even with talking houses the laws of physics still apply." Like the man is the most grounded character Doug's used.

[@salon9417]

Programming skills: 100 Knowledge of the word “dismissed”: 0

[@horrorrake5389]

: 0

[@pelicanoe]

More like "Programming skills: 12" but point still stands

[@idk6914]

@@pelicanoe you better than him at doing or something cuz i think he is pretty good

[@freezy3739]

As someone who is experienced in programming, Doug Doug is an amazing programmer

[@TCStink3]

@@freezy3739Congratulations, Doug! You did it! You’re incredible!

[@TeaSippingCommunist]

Twitch Chat when DougDoug: 🤮 Twitch Chat when Parkzer: 🥰

[@user-zm9wd7qt4l]

Parkzer literally led to Doug and mods being found guilty why wouldn't they love him

[@tntkit]

Twitch Chat when Chair: 😍

[@vesnabernjak-ord8674]

twitch chat when twitch chat: 😍

[@j.b.5422]

they art smart

[@ghostlyyyyyy]

Twitch chat when KZbin chat: 👿

[@Swoozman]

The speed at which the Mods went from “loading their shotguns before the defendant made their case” into a Superior Orders defense was staggering. The judge made the right call here.

[@ColeThatcher]

The mods used the Nuremberg "We were just following orders" defense

[@EonLess]

19:06 This sequence of events is THE most emotional and animated Parkzer has ever been.

[@Aminos_prime]

Rather than "hmm, okay. So you've just commited grand larceny and 1st degree murder 😌"

[@spider_boy5946]

How did this comment happen? The video released 30 minutes ago, you’re commenting 8 minutes after, and you’re referencing something 19 minutes in?????????

[@Davidjkjklol]

@@spider_boy5946 You know Doug streams right? He did this trial months ago, the vods been up for a while.

[@Miss__Mystic]

Because Phummy’s life was at stake. He needs to protect his mod’s life.

[@andynachos2045]

@@DavidjkjklolTo be fair, I think he’s more confused about the timestamp.

[@sirkingjamz101]

I love how he's suing us for being crazy , YET he defends us as our lawyer... on top of all that "case dismissed" being completely misunderstood is why I petition for us to counter-sue DougDoug for pain and emotional damages!!

[@Ptr-ck7if]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this petition

[@cgkase6210]

I hope you remember when he purged all of chat for twelve days

[@Mathee]

Idea: a DougDoug video where he is put on trial and members of chat take on the roles in the courtroom

[@kurocat471]

in the stream he came back with costumes after being found guilty and pretended to be other lawyers and got found guilty like four times in a row somehow, even when he had nothing to do with the case

[@sirkingjamz101]

@@kurocat471 Your 100% right the live to this was so funny and the editors cut so much out of it but again it makes sense, wasnt it like a 7 hour stream lol

[@IDontKnow-tf1lk]

Parkzer appearing at the last second to save one of his mods from being brutally executed it's such a peak moment for the DougDoug Cinematic Universe

[@MelodicNoise23]

ok this dougdoug ban arc is crazy, first he stages a completion where you have to guess his "secret rule" and if you don't you get banned, then he banned everyone that said happy birthday to him (and some), and now he just banned all twitch chat. truly the arc of all time

[@katoatoato]

The AI judge was incredibly cutthroat and I respect that. However, I would call the judge's own ethics into concern based upon his behavior.

[@willowori]

True

[@binay413963]

The judge low key used logical fallacies 😂

[@unlogicalexplanation4422]

He was spewing Ad hominem left and right

[@davysmith1934]

Judge Bot may be cutthroat, but I do think he is making the best of a bad situation. I mean, talking houses, ice cream floods? He's the closest thing we've got to a genuinely fair trial, that is consistent. Though his actions are harsh, maybe even draconian, he's one Judge Bot against a wave of chaos. And in the DougDoug Cinematic Universe, sometimes the best Judges, don't make the best friends.

[@abraarquraishi1681]

I can’t believe they didn’t include the part where Doug came back with various disguises and got banned each time.

[@sanddry738]

Holy shit there’s more to this?!? The bot was amazing and I’d love to see that. Will check out the stream then

[@emilyg9253]

Same! That was my favorite part of the stream

[@rhaegnarok]

There is so much more to dougdougs streams

[@typlosionattack8595]

Anyone have a link to the full thing?

[@lemonade2879]

​@@typlosionattack8595its in the description👍

[@bariyou]

"DOUGLAS DOUGLAS" Oh that's how you know dad's mad

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

I actually cheered when 6ems won the case for challenging buildings to a cookoff

[@TesterIsDone]

We CANNOT stand for this. We MUST try Doug in return

[@boxyscout8071]

Oh don't worry he will be

[@zeripik]

this prosecution will not stand surely

[@crestothegecko6279]

We must put him on a trail like he did to us. We will not be gaslit into thinking it was a trial

[@user-bd7hc9so3w]

Hey you stole my *very nice word* spot!

[@CyanZone69]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@Gigglefart1987]

Parkzer's rage at Doug not knowing what case dismissed means is the funniest thing ever.

[@kolbitr]

Douglas. Douglas!

[@rynnex]

"That's a plan so twisted it would make a pretzel jump-rope." Is a a badass line not gonna lie.

[@sunbirth4795]

In this universe, the lawyer has the power to tell the bailiffs to execute the defendant when the judge dismisses the case. I feel high.

[@reekill_playlists]

As someone who has been a mod for another streamer (quit streaming), I honestly felt the mods bloodlust on a personal level to the point where I was fighting a war with myself between wanting to see death and legal victory at the same time

[@hrackdos_the_archdevil2630]

Why do mods get so bloodlusted?

[@latbil]

@@hrackdos_the_archdevil2630dealing with all of us idiots I assume 😂

[@tejasdixit4417]

They were not gifted the free ice cream party promised.

[@lycheeenby9473]

Love that dougdoug (accidentally) rigged the judge so that he would win EVERY CASE, and then proceeded to execute multiple people

[@piratelady8771]

Parkzer is getting progressively more out there with every stream and I'm 100% here for it

[@xenoraptor4714]

If you haven't seen the full stream, doug was "banned" and came back with a new name, he got banned again by the judge and did a different role, than banned again

[@Droub_]

You put TWITCH CHAT on trial? YOU should be the one on trial! I won’t be buying the dougdoug mugmug when it gets restocked after this blasphemy!

[@Ruskah0307]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

That happened later in the trial

[@TesterIsDone]

@@Top_Hat_Walrusdo it again

[@GavinFromWeb]

@@Ruskah0307wait, but they don't hate dougdoug, they just hated ougdoug

[@imamorp7980]

You should buy the "I didn't buy the DougDoug mugmug" shirt to show your disapproval.

[@megamin6418]

The “case dismissed” plot twist was insane

[@F0rtuneLT]

I know Parkzer isnt an actual lawyer but i love how im p sure this is the first time hes been able to actually flex his his legal knowledge on stream with that end bit

[@_dx_dy]

Parkzer's astonishment of Doug's lack of knowing what "Case Dismissed" means is hilarious

[@Oakendal]

Doug really cut out all the times he got banned from Twitchville by the judge and then had to come back as a “new” person

[@krissa9664]

Release the identity theft cut

[@nejishadow]

At least you can kinda notice by the outfit changes

[@MagiRemmie]

@@nejishadow So that is what happened to his pants?

[@thegiantjj]

Bros trying to cover it up💀

[@cubisttubist]

@@nejishadow Oh THAT'S why his shirt kept changing!

[@MaoMaster69]

the fact that the judge honed in on the true threat of DougDoug's channel with just a few trials shows that AI is going to take over our jobs

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt]

for anyone wondering, he didnt ban the victims, he timed them out for 1 million seconds. he says so at about 23:00

[@toast6375]

Looks like someone is new here, that’s true with all of them

[@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt]

@@toast6375 i said victimS in my defense

[@voxfoxclips8684]

Doug: "Twitch is going on trial!" Chat: "We got solutions, we'll be fine." Doug: "And I'll be their lawyer!" Chat: *"... WE ARE ALL... DEAD!!!"*

[@FormerlyDuck]

It left out the part where Doug kept returning in different outfits pretending to be a new lawyer each time he got banned

[@nerdcorner2680]

We are slowly forming an AI expanded universe and I love it. Pajama Sam DougGPT Freddy Fish JudgeGPT Doug’s Interns Gerald Ford Bjorn Napoleon King George The day when Doug lets all of them talk to each other for a stream is going to be so unhinged

[@snowhusky6689]

He has lost the code to several of them unfortunately

[@kingdingaling3376]

Don’t forget jimmy two-toes

[@gabrielgoes0]

​@@snowhusky6689noooo, I can't believe that

[@day7163]

​@@kingdingaling3376What stream is that from?

[@Kjf365]

​@@snowhusky6689We can rebuild them. We have the technology.

[@JoSephGD]

(Slight spoilers for The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles) Doug becoming the Reaper of the Bailey is something I both did and did not expect from a stream like this. Good job, Doug.

[@alansmithee1412]

Pray forgive the discourtesy of filling this hallowed chalice while I incorrectly code an artificial intelligence.

[@flipsfruitland9853]

​@alansmithee1412 Pray forgive the discourtesy of brandishing my 5 dollar feet pics unto the bench.

[@ghostlyyyyyy]

Now that i think about it it really was like that

[@UltravioletNomad]

I think DougDoug was thinking of "Court is adjourned" but even still that's just the end of that day's proceedings, not the end of the verdict.

[@MrChickenNugget123]

Nothing like seeing in my notifications "i put twich chat in trials for their unethical behaviour"

[@TyroRNG]

You'd both never expect him to do the things he did, yet aren't surprised when he does those things anyway.

[@deppstepp3330]

One thing that was cut from the video was DougDoug coming back in a different outfit pretending to be someone else to represent a new user, and each time he got banned and had to come back in a different outfit.

[@AlkeralexExists]

the amount of metaphors the judge used is gonna make my english teacher jealous.

[@Excalibur9905]

You’re released peacefully outside the courtroom. … Oh no look out. *AAAUUGG*

[@Knightgob]

I don't know why that was so funny to me

[@HeisenbergFam]

Twitch chat: *breathes* Doug: "your trial of life has expired"

[@CapnWarpBeard]

breathing is against the law now that Covid-19 is around

[@CapnWarpBeard]

So is touching your face

[@Smileyrat]

Well, yah, Doug has not let us buy oxygen in a while now.

[@gregtheseatreaderleviathan4609]

@@CapnWarpBeard 4 years late lmao

[@jabomacalua319]

Oh hello hiesenberg! It's been a while Ima count his sightings: Sighting 108

[@DegmoGrandfather]

Seeing Parkzer break down a bit laughing was fun to see. he is usually so formal and polite.

[@allinory]

Real

[@Issenthevampire]

I've never seen Parkzer more outraged then when he found out Doug didn't know what case dismissed meant

[@sanddry738]

This is one of the most based AI I’ve seen from DougDoug. spitting the best lines and not afraid to put people in their place goddamn. Can’t wait for the next trial in the courthouse.

[@Of_Mail]

KZbin chat was better

[@n1trogasoline]

indeed

[@tankseye9915]

Agreed

[@LincDoesStuff]

You mean is

[@user-bd7hc9so3w]

How did this bot get the top comment!? I was first!!

[@Omegaset]

KZbin chat based

[@ShonenXIV]

"Ho! Ho! Hooo!....COUNCILLOR!" What an absolute badass judge.

[@kyanchambers260]

I love that even Parkzer, who is always so literal, is in on the joke about Doug being bald

[@CorlenParker-he7tm]

27:12 “Where are your pants?” Bro got kicked out of Twitchville and immediately let himself go 😭

[@Snekwithtophat]

Parkzer at 19:55 when he realized dougdoug rigged the event, true art

[@xshymex]

Doug’s twitch ban arc has been my favorite so far

[@SnufflySpy]

"As pointless as trying to put out a wildfire with a waterpistol" is a fire quote

[@Ash.206]

I like seeing how Parkzer has gotten more comfortable on stream and plays into the jokes more, i love his personality. MORE PARKZER!!

[@bobbobert9379]

"Twitch chat is unethical" Doug: *orders the murder of innocent chatters after judgebot DISMISSES their cases* Not to mention the fact that the trail was for charges that would result in being trespassed from the town and Doug's "baliffs" are applying the DEATH penalty

[@PhummyLW]

I remember dying laughing when watching this live. The video is even funnier. Good shit.

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

Hello Parkzer Parkzer Moderator

[@PhummyLW]

@@WhatIsTheHeathello Mr. Heat

[@MinkleCrow]

you were the best client

[@PhummyLW]

@@MinkleCrow Thank you

[@kingdingaling3376]

Persom ? I though you pepr

[@CrabRango]

The judge in banning mods has effectively enabled chaos by removing the order, and you could reasonably argue that without order, the judge is enabling unethical behavior which is, in itself, unethical decisionmaking, and he should be banned

[@davysmith1934]

While I see your argument; how many had to die needlessly before we got any peace? And who enforced that law? Judge Bot. You can argue chaos, but it's chaos without uncertainty, and cruelty, where one man can have you executed on a whim.

[@SuperDK09]

The supposed “Muppets Law” presented as it is in the case doesn’t exist. However, it should be as it would genuinely clear very muddy cases in which the defendant was just “following orders”. THIS NEEDS TO BE A LAW NOW!

[@GamerHedghog]

“There are weird people in twitch chat.” There are normal ones?

[@Door227]

There are ones?

[@cin2110]

​@@Door227 No only twos

[@Door227]

@@cin2110 oh okay

[@jessicest]

now imagine they do an Ace Attorney style courtroom Make the judge match AA judge Parkzer is the prosecutor DougDoug is the defense A twitch chatter as witness Another as defendant

[@sanddry738]

I have a feeling this judge would be terrifying in an Ace Attorney style scenario. He’d actually be competent.

[@fhwkeifuenw]

Oh my god that would be amazing.

[@ed_cmntonly]

"Your Honor, I must need to inform you that autopsy report Douglas Douglas and that fellow Twitch Chatter witness had... Is outdated." - Parkzer, probably

[@pongo23]

'Nerve wracking death lottery' is a great way to describe doug's streams in general

[@CheeseYourself]

JudgeBot just casually coming up with the title "Guardian of Gastronomical Justice" by himself is actually amazing

[@Froggend]

Sad to see Doug didn’t include when he got kicked out of twitchville like 3 times and came back in a new outfit every time

[@raiden1766]

OUR unethical behaviour?? Damn you Doug YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!

[@CFijWPG]

I love how Parkzer is usually very serious and matter-of-fact in sort of an anti-joke-esque way, but then becomes a class-A shitposter when it comes to "BALD" and "RIGGED'

[@sweetakewlpandachu464]

I could sing reflection from mulan on that mans bald head 29:27

[@khora3845]

Bold strategy for the mods to employ the Nuremburg Defense

[@InsertNormalName]

16:45 I see you shadowmonk3, I know your secret

[@hoodini9118]

He doesn't know that we know

[@thewalrus2035]

Dude that final verdict from the judge was so good wth

[@Itsmbp2394]

Guardian of Gastronomical Justice is such a badass title

[@likeapro4242]

I can FEEL Parkzer losing brain cells during the whole “Case Dismissed” debacle

[@MinnowTF]

Doug, I don’t think that a Twitch Chat can have a trial in a court of law.

[@snohiyy]

Well, I didn't think twitch chat could reenact shrek, play dnd, take personality quizes, or have a war against ludwigs youtube chat. But somehow this madlad did it all.

[@MinnowTF]

@@snohiyyWell, in order to have a legal trial, you must legally be a person, and Twitch Chat lacks the qualities necessary to be a human.

[@salmontickler]

​@MinnowTF are you sure? I've tried a parrot in court before

[@snohiyy]

@@MinnowTF I mean, deadpool can go to court right?

[@gabrielgoes0]

Well, powder my wig and call me Beethoven

[@benji2014]

a dougdoug vs parkzer mock trial with an AI judge would go insanely hard

[@blacklight683]

I love how Doug was visibility hurt from the judge's roast and dam he is good at them, how did he get this good?

[@ManicDymanic]

I just like the idea of someone going to court, starting off by just calmly saying “yo yo”

[@LJ_973]

That’s gonna be a long sentence RIP Twitch Chat

[@user-db7hr4ji2t]

How long where they banned for?

[@LJ_973]

@@user-db7hr4ji2t this was a joke lol

[@graysontinker]

​@@user-db7hr4ji2tUsually bans for content are for 1,000,000 seconds, or about 11 and a half days.

[@sockseasoner]

The judge psychoanalyzing the defendants makes me think what if an AI psychologist diagnosed chat?

[@Eggwardo]

It wouldn't be a DougDoug Video without half of his Twitch chat just getting banned... Glad that Ain't me!

[@Smals.]

Doug is the worst lawyer ever

[@totes_retar]

"That would disrupt the flow of the natural economy" why is he allowed to walk the streets

[@TheChair-516]

The trial of the mods turned into the Nuremberg Trials real quick

[@maxcampbell8499]

Should have put the houses under house arrest.

[@ItsEmul]

I love this series of videos where Doug just gets to ban his chat for the sake of content

[@circularnectarine1439]

ILLEGAL!

[@Cicada2204]

ILLEGAL!!!

[@da_real_bup]

this message is... ILLEGAL!!!!! [Extremely loud incorrect buzzer sound]

[@t3hr00tb33r]

"Are you implying this doesn't make any sense?" "Yes." Every DogDog stream ever.

[@Didyouknowthatiexist]

Dog dog

[@theultimaterat5064]

can we mention that he messed up the ice cream trial and said that he was just going to "fight the melted ice cream?" He never said anything about saving the children from the danger it posed... W lawyer!

[@Jeriun]

Judge: "Cased dismissed" Doug: "So I took that personally"