hey guys i didn't die! for more of me not dying, follow me on twitter and instagram @eddyburback
@DaisyMSP5 жыл бұрын
@@KO-nb5zv ill support him regardless
@sarahmonkey995 жыл бұрын
Thank you king
@joshherbert53665 жыл бұрын
welcome back!
@kelsey94215 жыл бұрын
please never leave me again
@Cosmic_Superman015 жыл бұрын
How can our cult leader leave us for so long!? I know you had the podcast yesterday with Gus but i was frightened for your safety mr. Daddy Burback
@jarvis5 жыл бұрын
I came for the eyeball kiss and I was sorely disappointed
@willc89835 жыл бұрын
You seen rick and morty? It's basically just like that bit with the eyeholes, except no eyehole burglar
@20below025 жыл бұрын
Will C GIVE ME BACK MY EYEHOLES!
@lookiekookie72695 жыл бұрын
Aye, love your channel bro! Thank you for making good content because oh Lord does KZbin need it right now. Keep trying
@smilesfordays5 жыл бұрын
Don’t be man, that’s how I got pink eye a couple years ago. Not worth it.
@brenosh5 жыл бұрын
JARVIS!!!!!!
@Kfroguar4 жыл бұрын
"Think of it as a kiss women used to give sailors before they left..." You know, those famously monogamous sailors.
@lightbrand_3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha, exactly
@lerrygindgren20763 жыл бұрын
does it count as monogamy if you sleep with your boys cuz you miss your wife?
@Kfroguar3 жыл бұрын
@@lerrygindgren2076 as long as you don't kiss on the lips I think you're fine
@TicklishCrown3 жыл бұрын
Lerry Gindgren boys support boys
@whateverworksmate.7213 жыл бұрын
@@lerrygindgren2076 gotta be there for your homies 😔✊❤️
@ShmeatPacker Жыл бұрын
Years later I decided to try this. I went around kissing dudes with these exact tips, and now they won’t leave me alone. You’d think as a woman this would be a good thing, but as I am a straight man you’d be wrong. This was just a goofy test I was doing but now it’s gone too far. There’s 17 grown men on my house steps beating more door in. They’ve been going for days. Idk what I’ve done, but they’re gonna get in soon. This may be my last message. Wish me luck, boys
@justasmltwngir1732 Жыл бұрын
he died
@Insert.Oregano Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace, Shmeat.
@cloudylemon2975 Жыл бұрын
RIP Shmeat he died as he lived. overrun with men
@snave4o48 ай бұрын
RIP you went out with a bang
@hippopajamas4 жыл бұрын
"A kiss is a conversation." Okay, but what if we... and hear me out on this... actually talked.
@lizzie-40113 жыл бұрын
for real!!!! preach
@rat-in-the-void3 жыл бұрын
That some crazy ideas you have here
@DrAcula-mi5nz3 жыл бұрын
why would you even consider that. Don't tell your husband not to cheat, kiss him and melt, obviously
@Br-kc2jy3 жыл бұрын
WTF?!?! I am going to assume you're single. No one with a partner would say this dumb shit
@_Yeeboi_2 жыл бұрын
Ayoo!! Thats a little controversial, better slow down there bud
@babitferreira5 жыл бұрын
This guy is just a wattpad fanfiction writer that charges people to read
@yusufkadar5 жыл бұрын
The whole "forcing someone to love you" thing sure falls in line with Wattpad's weird kidnapping erotica
@-salmather5 жыл бұрын
Nah, he makes Wattpad look like Tolstoy.
@HaidebugCreates4 жыл бұрын
I hate when that happens I mean if it’s good I’ll support but not everyone has dat cash.
@romanhasfallen3 жыл бұрын
@@opticalyoutube5597 i miss the old days when wattpad didnt have those. them was the good days
@TheLily972323 жыл бұрын
Like the authors of After and 50 shades ?
@setboundarieskindly5 жыл бұрын
"He pulls away without even telling you why" IT'S CALLED *BREATHING* MICHAEL
@aidenroy5765 жыл бұрын
“Why did you pull away?” “My mom told me that if you French kiss for to long then you get a girl pregnant.”
@greendayfecer5 жыл бұрын
Aya Amirdash Thank you!
@rickfordmorningstar1304 жыл бұрын
@@aidenroy576 that explains all these paternity suits against me...
@IllDawgable4 жыл бұрын
Aya Amirdash I know dog
@NotAPorch4 жыл бұрын
BUT WHY IS HE BREATHING
@Camichichi-4 жыл бұрын
I feel like “primal passion kiss” sounds like a mortal kombat special....
@comradezach47733 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there's something like that yeah lmfao
@sincerecinnamon3 жыл бұрын
*laughs in hunter x hunter where there is a girl with manipulation nen who makes boys her slaves with a kiss*
@theratking143 жыл бұрын
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING it sounds like some sort of special anime move LMAO
@georgirwycheb63343 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahah great comment
@brendan18713 жыл бұрын
"Kitana Wins! FATALITY!"
@IntrinsicNRJ4 жыл бұрын
Michael's advice: "You're nothing to him unless you're a constant wellspring of validation to his broken machismo and fragile ego."
@Gtree433 жыл бұрын
But you can show all of that with these simple techniques for a great kiss! 😂
@jonbaker4762 жыл бұрын
Haha pretty mich
@elsachee Жыл бұрын
Fr tho that bit about the kiss saying "you're powerful and have earned me" that's literally just male validation.
@kirbysauce5 жыл бұрын
make sure to point your toes towards the like button
@orchdork7754 жыл бұрын
😂
@heathc1484 жыл бұрын
Haha
@serbaneva47374 жыл бұрын
I liked this comment with my toe
@bemmybemmson92443 жыл бұрын
🩰
@rustytoenail25223 жыл бұрын
Probably the most cursed thing I've ever heard, but incredibly relevant, unlike this comment, which is replying to a comment from a year ago.
@sksksks75335 жыл бұрын
y o u f e e l y o u r t o e s c u r l
@jackschiro62695 жыл бұрын
Shalini Saravanan oh god not again!
@HaplessOne4 жыл бұрын
Something tells me Micheal likes toes lmao
@bathtubacoustics21384 жыл бұрын
Shalini Saravanan that comment made my ovaries curl, up and die.
@KilljoyHaight4 жыл бұрын
It’s called hammer toe you should see a doctor.
@hangukhiphop4 жыл бұрын
weird.. my toes curl when I get my balls licked rofl
@Theocomicman3 жыл бұрын
I love how they explain kissing like pokemon attacks (“i used the passion whatever kiss”)
@roxypicasso663 жыл бұрын
it was effective
@Temmie21_3 жыл бұрын
Charizard! use passion kiss!
@bricelory95342 жыл бұрын
It wasn't very effective...
@mothman46723 жыл бұрын
This is just the adult equivalent of when I was a kid and typed "mermaid spells" into youtube thinking that this one action would solve my entire life's problem
@imsadlol45282 жыл бұрын
i feel called out
@ladycavalier2 жыл бұрын
Loool
@crystaleunoia39742 жыл бұрын
It's nice to know that I'm not the only one. Did you also watch the Discovery Channel mermaid documentaries and have your gullible, young mind blown?
@cristlewrite7944 Жыл бұрын
@@crystaleunoia3974 and the "top ten mermaid evidence" videos. My gullible young mind loved nothing more than a listicle
@appledognugget22672 ай бұрын
Same thing for me except I am trans so uh it was a bit *harder*
@NakeyJakey5 жыл бұрын
I Paid For Eddy’s Kissing Class (Review)
@samarsaeed85045 жыл бұрын
NakeyJakey it’s a shame Eddy won’t apply the class to good use.
@obrien925 жыл бұрын
Get on that yoga ball kiddo and make that vid
@011mph5 жыл бұрын
Where you at my guy?
@Farticuss5 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert, he just talks about his knees for an hour
@coldpolarbear985 жыл бұрын
yo can i get that link
@maggie26175 жыл бұрын
I adore that you just saw this ad and thought to yourself: *“content.”*
@telightpryramid7674 жыл бұрын
2k likes but no replies ook
@j.h1704 жыл бұрын
We stan a Cult leader that can find a spark of creativity in any dumb usless thing.
@bluemoon322993 жыл бұрын
You look so cool, that's it that's all i wanted to say
@jericowells14353 жыл бұрын
@@bluemoon32299 yes
@chasecash13633 жыл бұрын
@@bluemoon32299 commenting this thirst a two year old comment. SIMP
@wolfhawk19994 жыл бұрын
The dude looks like the base character before you customize them
@mimries96123 жыл бұрын
Omg litERALLYYYY
@prishavrinda2208 Жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@electroman2243 жыл бұрын
I don’t that I really care how a girl is kissing me, I’m just happy because she cares enough to kiss me.
@ascentar67133 жыл бұрын
Same brotha
@senza45913 жыл бұрын
Same sis
@Verundanir3 жыл бұрын
Yerr
@crackheadadventures2 жыл бұрын
wholesome
@CityQueenChili4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been with my husband for 13 years & we care for each other deeply. If he came home from work and I tried to tongue kiss him he’d think there was a killer in the house and I was trying to silently warn him.
@fanfandom5514 жыл бұрын
The dude did say a kiss is a *conversation*
@fanfandom5514 жыл бұрын
Sooo
@MomoGobboYT4 жыл бұрын
Mambo Shala you can pass him the key that way
@fanfandom5514 жыл бұрын
@@MomoGobboYT I'm sorry I know you commented that a week ago but it's still haunting me.
@adeer874 жыл бұрын
This thread is mildly cursed. I like it.
@TokyoBriBri5 жыл бұрын
Just tried the eyelid kiss. Can confirm boyfriend’s look of horror as he did not close his eyes.
@erinnlynn75 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha oh my god that’s amazing 😂
@spookcannot39675 жыл бұрын
He clearly does not like vore
@Will-zs9ny5 жыл бұрын
@@spookcannot3967 cease
@blue41554 жыл бұрын
i finally understand the joy of bringing the like total to a milestone. 1k, and I can die in peace now!
@tarynestrada37604 жыл бұрын
@@blue4155 agreed, it feels way to good to advance the likes from 3 to 4 digit number....100% c e r t a i n that if i had a d*ck it'd be ROCK hard
@gabehall31174 жыл бұрын
3:53 - It looks like all the hair from his head went to his forearm.
@dontmindme58954 жыл бұрын
His website is like a really bad smut FanFiction, written by a 12yo on Wattpad about fnaf
@rei_xx5 жыл бұрын
"Primal Passion Kiss" and "Mirror Universe Kiss" sound like magical-girl anime moves
@arturotrivellini85295 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@AceRomyuki3235 жыл бұрын
*KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE*
@Azby645 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. SOMEBODY MAKE A CALL.
@sinnamonroll27805 жыл бұрын
I hope he does an update on this Micheal Fiore shit cause I got ads from them and their shit is now on crack. Talking about male energy and shit
@BelleFlower154 жыл бұрын
@@AceRomyuki323 MAYBE YOU'RE MY LOVE ✨
@torirazor40975 жыл бұрын
Y’all these kissing tips can be found in like fanfic for 0 damn dollars smh
@jackieviramontes52265 жыл бұрын
My ex friend learned how to s**k d**k from harry styles fanfic
@yusufkadar5 жыл бұрын
@@jackieviramontes5226 I can only assume that they're your ex-friend because you were afraid of how powerful they'd become
@tearsfordears5 жыл бұрын
@@jackieviramontes5226 you would be surprised at how detailed and helpful they are!
@laurenisaclown5 жыл бұрын
THE TRUTH
@WateverWatever045 жыл бұрын
This is *the first thing* I thought lmao Got flashbacks to when I was 12
@aarishowton80374 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend isn’t that good of a kisser. I’ve never been like ‘damn I need to break up with this awesome guy who shares my sense of humor and worldview, is smart and educated, and is extremely secure, because his lip game is not on point.’ Once you’ve been dating for a minute, you kiss like once a month. If this is the key factor in your relationships I guarantee that’s not gonna work out.
@BourdeoixEterno4 жыл бұрын
Preach
@sorryifoldcomment85963 жыл бұрын
Actually lol.
@TicklishCrown3 жыл бұрын
Also, you can really easily give a partner pointers on how to kiss you how you like. Most partners will do it because they know you’ll like it, it’s not rocket science Michael!
@coffin79043 жыл бұрын
Wait what you kiss like once a month? That seems sad to me
@natc10083 жыл бұрын
Just teach him how you want to be kissed so u guys can kiss everyday
@bigboiboob18213 жыл бұрын
How to kiss a man so just the thought of a woman breaks every bone in his body and his brain melt through his eyes.
@bcc57012 жыл бұрын
Ladies I beg of you please do not do this. My wife stumbled upon Mr Micheal and my bones are barely now healing! Please!
@bigboiboob18212 жыл бұрын
@@bcc5701 keep it up ladies don't let men heal.
@nothinghappens9811 Жыл бұрын
My wife would be extra dangerous with this in her arsenal. I know this comment is two years old but it made my day.
@warmCabin5 жыл бұрын
"WARNING: ONLY use this kiss when you have the time and space to be properly RAVISHED by your man..." Dear God. That may possibly be the single funniest sentence I have ever read.
@mayumigarcia94454 жыл бұрын
warmCabin LOL SAME
@WhitneyDahlin Жыл бұрын
Yeah and all of his tips SUCK. There is only ONE way to win a man over by kissing him. The big secret is, don't kiss him on the mouth kiss him on his *censored*
@johnnybongjovi7902 Жыл бұрын
That reads like it should be translated reggaeton lyrics ngl
@chelseatischer39535 жыл бұрын
"You didn't tilt your head 10 degrees and that's why Brian hasn't wanted to see you naked in 3 years" had me dying!
@ashblu32 жыл бұрын
why did i read this comment exactly when he said it
@txiczmbie10772 жыл бұрын
understandable reason
@Cool_Kid95 Жыл бұрын
@@ashblu3 He said that? Maybe he hasn't yet for where I am. RN he's saying you're supposed to be a kissing expert and "hungry tigress"
@rabbitsfoot_productions6958 Жыл бұрын
@@ashblu3 me too
@TinyBlurryMan3 жыл бұрын
I love that the little video about the woman “losing” her lover is missing the point. If your significant other is late for a fight he’s not going to be like, “yes the time for a romantic kiss” he’s going to be stressed because he’s late for a flight. You’ll kiss later but right now possibly a thousand dollars and possibly his job is on the line so...cut the man some slack.
@ellewillis3444 жыл бұрын
eddy burback looks like he gives the best hugs
@sylviajensen2523 жыл бұрын
TRUE
@roysamuels67822 жыл бұрын
Facts
@skeletonizer95295 жыл бұрын
That video of the woman talking was some terrible terrible fanfiction
@oXAshleyAddictionXo5 жыл бұрын
I hope her man's toes are okay tbh
@yaj1v5 жыл бұрын
Was about to like but it was at 469.
@TsukinoKousagi5 жыл бұрын
Targeting insecure women craving male attention for monetary gain? Now that's a big YIKES from me!
@em-zb6gl5 жыл бұрын
How do u like a comment more than once
@saulbeltran33185 жыл бұрын
@@em-zb6gl Duplicate accounts
@dominantwolf45935 жыл бұрын
That's marketing. Seriously half of marketing is designed to prey on your insecurities, the other half is to make you want shit you didnt know you wanted. Arguably the easier one is preying on insecurities. Why do you think the diamond industry pushes jewelry as the ultimate sign of love for example?
@noodlekatz44495 жыл бұрын
Ordering a big *YIKES* right now sir 👩💻
@Shewas-kathybates5 жыл бұрын
That's business.
@alexanderpumpkin34234 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if he hired a bad wattpad smut author for the script or of he wrote it himself.
@bcc57012 жыл бұрын
Porque no los dos¿
@BBGirlSamus4 жыл бұрын
Things I learned today: 1) Eddy listens to MF DOOM 2) The reason I'm single is cause I kiss bad 3) Bryan is a chad.
@dutchik51074 жыл бұрын
"And he just pulls away." Yeah. Yeah most kisses don't last forever. Luckily.
@maze22534 жыл бұрын
Dementors approve
@courtneysmith98073 жыл бұрын
Most
@squids69872 жыл бұрын
most??????
@NoiseDay8 ай бұрын
All but the kiss of death
@Evija30005 жыл бұрын
These types of ads are so incredibly condescending to women. I saw one that started by saying how miserable women are without a man and how they spend Friday evenings crying with a tub of ice cream. And this was aimed at women! I think it was supposed to be relatable xD Anyway that's when I closed the tab because I couldn't take it anymore. Eddy did a real sacrifice here.
@DragonMaiden775 жыл бұрын
Evija3000 Oh honey, I don’t need a man or ice cream. I just need a vibrator and porn
@jhvibes34715 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that type of ad is preying on the most desperate of women
@pappaOfswe4 жыл бұрын
@Tara Lang Congrats on being strong women who can handle themselfs. But in all honesty, wouldnt you want to be held while falling asleep everynight? Not Need, but want. I know thats what i miss most from relationships. as aman
@pappaOfswe4 жыл бұрын
@Tara Lang That is to me as true as it is untrue. If you decide too love Anyone it will most likely not be "The Relationship", But it might very well still be the one relationship. If not you have hopefully gained some experience about yourself and others. So i can get behind that strategy, but there if deffenitely a point to be made about "not looking and finding". I think it is becouse you will naturally end up around people that likes the same things as you and will therefor find a partner that fits better. They both work and both have Great possetives and Great negatives. Also a note on cuddeling. It's the fact that the person trusts you completely to chose to be beside and in contact with you in a time when we just need to be safe to fall asleep. I guess it's just an ego thing.
@TheNugettinage4 жыл бұрын
There are similar ads of similar... "programs" directed at men, with very similar techniques in how they advertise it (bring up the promise of a secret, create this narrative, have the ad be super long so they feel like they're already engaged, high ball a "real" cost for the thing while actual cost is something like 30 bucks which in comparison seems low). The interesting bit is where they differ. The ones directed at men are focused on sex, almost entirely. They also have a much stronger focus on "mind control". A lot of them are about how you can completely control women with this one secret technique.
@altusshow75744 жыл бұрын
9:32 does dude really say "it sends an *unconscious* message"? Cause that sounds like tips for Bill Cosby. Unless he meant subconscious, which is something completely different....
@godrickthegrafted75832 жыл бұрын
All I got was a gcu ad when I clicked on the time stamp
@altusshow75742 жыл бұрын
@@godrickthegrafted7583 really? I just clicked on it and it showed the message. What's a GCU ad?
@godrickthegrafted75832 жыл бұрын
@@altusshow7574 gcu means Grand Canyon University
@TuberTugger3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ! You cracked it! I was wondering what my marriage was missing and I realize now, it was a Katana. You've saved my marriage and you've also helped me start a new career as a body guard. I've never felt more badass. Thank you. But like... is there a specific way I should kiss my Katana so it doesn't leave me?
@ernie395 жыл бұрын
Thank you Seth Everman, for saving my marriage
@ginervaweasley4ever5 жыл бұрын
cursed
@Nouta14 жыл бұрын
Blursed
@user-rd3xc9in4y4 жыл бұрын
He is Seth's older, less attractive and popular brother who has no talent in music and is convinced that he has a talent in marketing, which is also not true. Seth's parents have his pictures upstairs in a drawer while Seth is staring at guests from a hundred portraits on the wall. All four walls, in fact. Their parents pretend to have only one son. No wonder this guy sells both kissing advice and self-praise in same quantities
@Exploshi4 жыл бұрын
Соня Скупова damn
@lvbboi94 жыл бұрын
Don't you fucking disrespect Seth like that ever again
@andreacaininstinct5 жыл бұрын
Eddy, I tried the 'Primal Passion Kiss' on my man and he became unintelligible and started carrying around a club and wearing this weird tattered toga with a tiger pattern...I don't even know where he got them, I suspect he used Amazon to order a Fred Flintstone costume...What do I do? I thought it would improve our relationship, but now all he wants to do is ride around in his golf cart and go out dinosaur hunting with the boys...I don't think he actually knows much about the stone age.
@mooshmobile5 жыл бұрын
weird. he's not worshiping you?
@garethdegunst30524 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@creedbratton5484 жыл бұрын
i cant like this comment, its 420 likes..
@Ami_E_Bowen4 жыл бұрын
@@creedbratton548 It's the internet; someone ruined it.
@bleysmcnutt55004 жыл бұрын
Is your man Casey Neistat?
@catholicshrimp47314 жыл бұрын
“The frickin Steven universe one, I-I dunno if you can do that one. I think that ones illegal..”
@ouenjiwastaken4 жыл бұрын
tImE tO kIsS a MiNoR
@ladycat84264 жыл бұрын
The Steven Universe kiss heals your lover.
@ouenjiwastaken4 жыл бұрын
I also vouch for the headcanon that it constantly tastes like strawberries.
@ketchup90735 жыл бұрын
Eddy pretending he has kissed a girl for 24 minutes
@strawberry_picnic5 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. And I just wanted to thank you for that
@legbonejones70835 жыл бұрын
Gash Jackson has probably kissed a lady but I'm pretty sure it was only through a dental dam. At least Eddothy isn't scared of cooties.
@5ft4inprotagonist245 жыл бұрын
more like Michael pretending he's kissed a girl before
@foxfire11125 жыл бұрын
It's fucked up how funny this comment is to me
@Danny-mw7uh5 жыл бұрын
And one second
@cassie21625 жыл бұрын
why does this sound like the worst kind of fanfiction
@easybelll5 жыл бұрын
It's even written like a Wattpad fanfic
@moola97555 жыл бұрын
Watt pad writers don’t deserve this, they aren’t scamming ppl
@LisaMichele5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same...
@ladycavalier2 жыл бұрын
Bc it is loool
@benjaminmyles14903 жыл бұрын
The without a single word part hit me hard lmao, literally 90% of relationship problems are solved through words
@kiwichem43364 жыл бұрын
his website just looks like a virus
@crow29634 жыл бұрын
The “love expert” in this video looks like a Minecraft villager
@lvbboi94 жыл бұрын
no
@lvbboi94 жыл бұрын
no
@Roma-kp4qg4 жыл бұрын
H R R N ?
@green.beanss4 жыл бұрын
😂
@kreatona42194 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@ev.89724 жыл бұрын
“That’s right women, if your relationship is struggling, it’s you’re fault for not kissing good enough” - this Michael guy apparently
@alexisd61063 жыл бұрын
?? I've stopped guys from kissing me weirdly and been like hey that's too much tongue. Or I'll ask them hey it feels like you're pulling away lately, can we talk about it? Like guys just be forthright without attacking the person and you're good. Don't buy RachelRayMichaels ridiculous program.
@Zimzamzoom953 жыл бұрын
Alexis D lots of people seem to think proper conversation is a romance killer.
@AngieParty123803 жыл бұрын
@@Zimzamzoom95 idk why but maybe it's all these posts on social media from pseudo-influencers saying things like "He/She should know what you want before you even say it" or "We dont even need to say it, we say I love you with our eyes." And stupid shit like that. Maybe not, but it's still silly.
@Gtree433 жыл бұрын
And here I thought it was because I constantly brought him down, he thinks I'm about to fight him when he comes home, everytime I see him I tell him how much I wish I'd said yes to another man.... But I'll just add a lil more tongue 😂😂😂😂also this is THICK sarcasm I don't abuse my man lmao
@frenchfryequeen2 жыл бұрын
@@Gtree43 Hmmmm which part of the sentence 🤔
@ashareeoo4 жыл бұрын
"I felt like I found a man who finally understood..." Ah, yes, us women need men to explain everything to us! I'd forgotten! 😂🤢
@aidenhoogstra86363 жыл бұрын
Allow me to explain why we need to do that...
@allisonsofwayne4 жыл бұрын
This guy from the ad looks like dollar store pitbull
@emmablowguns5 жыл бұрын
The way this guy writes from the perspective of a woman reads like some weird erotica like "Cassidy was just a simple housewife when she got these tips and now she's a TIGRESS. just an absolute MONSTER in the bedroom."
@fanrosefabrose94575 жыл бұрын
She also owns 20 Maseratis, 12 houses and a hotel for herself and her second grandmother with Aspergers. She got all this and more ALL from selling these essential oils! Follow my Face- woah, wait wrong script.
@sairuhbby5 жыл бұрын
His (Michael, not Eddy) demographic is insecure, middle-aged women and he knows it.
@-salmather5 жыл бұрын
Micheal: *reads Fifty Shades of Grey and thinks all women act like the main character*
@cmlc47565 жыл бұрын
How is his head so bald but his arm so hairy?
@fanrosefabrose94575 жыл бұрын
God hates him in particular
@smeliot28625 жыл бұрын
he cut all his head hair off and glued it to his body to look more manly and kissable
@jackschiro62695 жыл бұрын
cmlc the hair migrated to his arm to escape the eyeball kissing!
@JabFam4 жыл бұрын
Testosterone maybe.
@underworldfreak4 жыл бұрын
gravity
@tylerbrewer88633 жыл бұрын
fan theory: "Eddy bought this video instantly. He knew immediately that one of two things would happen. He would either learn the secret to FORCING Gus to love him back, or he would have one dope ass video." Sorry you didn't get the guy, Eddy.. but the video is great!
@lizzie-40113 жыл бұрын
Lmao poor eddy, the primal passion kiss didnt work :/
@nousername81622 жыл бұрын
Recent events have not touched these comments kindly
@nickspencer22074 жыл бұрын
The re-watchability of this video is insane.
@alisakulmala21445 жыл бұрын
I could actually use these tips on my boyfriend... so that every time we touch, I get this feeling. and every time we kiss, I swear I could fly. can’t you feel my heart beat fast. I want this to last. need you by my side
@TheKreator985 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@xxnekonekox5 жыл бұрын
I’m having childhood flashbacks of naruto x sasuke amv’s
@lastfebruary5 жыл бұрын
@@xxnekonekox :o lol
@koldskalbanden79915 жыл бұрын
Why did I laugh so much.
@trinifernandez88705 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best comments Ive read in My entire life
@lambchop335 жыл бұрын
“Relationship expert” so you got your bachelors degree in communication
@astromoonie5 жыл бұрын
and then he finds 7 million different ways to convince sad women in relationships not 2 communicate
@ruskimuejek6654 жыл бұрын
He looks like mr. Cleans weird cousin
@carolinebilletdoux30913 жыл бұрын
Mr. Filth
@slippinndippin14213 жыл бұрын
"...like he was kissing his grandma..." Y'all kiss your grandma on the lips?
@ViolentSillyGirl Жыл бұрын
Michael does
@noname-ur4gr Жыл бұрын
In slavic cultures, people do kiss family on the lips, no matter the age 🙃 (but uhm... not with tongue or anything, before someone thinks something weird)
@kinglavender5 жыл бұрын
Seems like a way to scam self conscious women ... disgusting 😑
@bassafratz4 жыл бұрын
LIKE THE BIG SHLONG ADS
@Berd5 жыл бұрын
thanks! now i know!
@dudeManBroChhillll5 жыл бұрын
With great power cones great responsibility
@saltysteven5735 жыл бұрын
How many shrimps should I eat to turn my skin pink?
@TheFool_05 жыл бұрын
Berd.... make a video of how berds kiss. I see you on this vid so I know that you now know about how to kiss. Make it. Berd-e.
@grabs_you59545 жыл бұрын
There is a verified berd account? Cool!
@skii_mask_5 жыл бұрын
When are you going to let me change my Twitter banner? :(
@gasperkregar48003 жыл бұрын
The steven universe kiss- You become connie, deny his marriage proposal, kiss him and he turns into a giant pink dragon
@ohnonotthegoldfish35594 жыл бұрын
"Over the next few months I worked with Michael to pull out every secret, every technique, every trick, and every idea out of his ass."
@yourearsaregreen5 жыл бұрын
this dude michael paints a very sad picture of straight women in long term relationships
@orangegradient43093 жыл бұрын
Yea I mean my grandpa and grandma have been married since they were 18 and they're both 70
@anyalaASMR3 жыл бұрын
and it’s pretty accurate sadly.
@YouWinTheAward5 жыл бұрын
the dude from split has a personality that loves writing erotic fiction
@YouWinTheAward5 жыл бұрын
i had no idea it wasn't him; i'm so glad i now know that it wasn't actually him. thank you, Oana Puha
@MaximQuantum4 жыл бұрын
That entire powerpoint presentation ad is just a poem with extra steps.
@MerwinMcCrady4 жыл бұрын
When he started reading Michael’s testimonies with that selfie, I damn near died.
@rosienelson10045 жыл бұрын
“The primal passion kiss” sounds like an anime fight move that a 40 year old perv character would yell PRIMALu PASSIONu KISSu
@WW-iz1oo5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao
@metallicbunny95955 жыл бұрын
Muten Roshi-sama's secret weapon
@atrapdr62515 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo The u's killed me
@natvasch63995 жыл бұрын
@@atrapdr6251 Me too, Dude!! Actually heard it in an Old-Anime-Perverts Voice while reading
@atrapdr62515 жыл бұрын
@@natvasch6399 Loll
@MsSheeep4 жыл бұрын
I got this ad a while back when I was in a very dark and vulnerable place and I almost fell for it (don’t judge too harshly, please), THIS is exactly the video I’ve been looking for back then. I hope lots of people who get targeted by this creepy and condescending ad find your video!
@alexisd61063 жыл бұрын
You guys shouldnt feel self conscious about falling for the ad. That's what he does. He crawls down into people's depression pits with girls who just want to be loved and find someone and then acts like he has a ladder out of the pit. It's very tempting to try to pay for the ladder. But the true power comes from crawling out of the pit yourself. Proud of you guys.
@Jack-rk7jc3 жыл бұрын
That's what makes it so disgusting. It's clearly predatory and targets people who are either very desperate or just in a vulnerable, low place in their life currently. And then he exploits them for all their money. Fitness gurus pull the same garbage. They all act like there's secrets or shortcuts to this stuff too, when there just isn't. The answer to your problems is almost always right in front of your face, and it's usually the thing you've been avoiding because of some larger truth or commitment it entails. This goes for anything really. But if you're low enough or desperate enough you believe there must be something you're missing, and that's how they get you. But once you're on the other side of that, and you can think more clearly, it's just insane to see how many people pretend they know way more than they do, and they really only hold a basic understanding of how something works, and in this guys case I would say he's even below the line on that. And he's claiming to be an expert, and is shameless about the lack of proof or credentials. Like he doesn't even have any pictures of him with women and no ones ever come forward claiming they've been in a relationship with him or tried to defend him at all. And tbh I doubt he's ever even experienced real love for himself.
@Cecil...3 жыл бұрын
No judgment here, hon. Glad you're doing better now.
@ThePrinceofElPaso3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad Eddie lost money on this dude before y’all did, glad y’all are doing better too.
@ninaplatell78553 жыл бұрын
Same. My dumb 13 year old self watched one of these ads to the very end
@hywodena4 жыл бұрын
Honestly Eddy gives the advice every person needs to hear, and it's free 8:26 "Brian could you pay any attention to me at all, because it seems like you're not even trying And then if he says no? Leave him! Don't take a $500 an hour class with this dude to learn how you can win Brian back. *The fuck has Brian ever done for you?"*
@702d022 жыл бұрын
you could’ve just said “8:42-8:55” is very good advice. you didn’t have to quote the video we all saw it
@evilhealer3 жыл бұрын
All these names for the kisses sound like abilities you'd find in some shitty RPG, like the "Mirror Universe Kiss" sounds like the ultimate move you'd use against the final boss
@robinthefool89603 жыл бұрын
Power of love baby; seduce the final boss
@HyperfixatationInc5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna wreck one of this man's points: dogs dont lick out of affection or love. Dogs lick for several reasons: 1: they like the salt in your sweat. Even if you dont feel sweaty dogs can taste the salt in your skin. 2: licking releases endorphins in their brain. So if your dog is stressed or scared they will lick to try and calm themselves. That may be you, themselves, or even just the ground. C: dogs lick the faces and mouths of the person/dog/animal they feel is in charge. It's a form of submission. Of my 4 dogs, our oldest is the "alpha dog" of the four. All 3 of the other dogs lick his mouth and face to show that they respect his position and know they are below him. 4: attention. When your dog "kisses" you, you often get excited or at least pet them. Therefore you have trained your dog that licking=attention.
@user-tc3jo1eb8e4 жыл бұрын
You didn't have to break my heart like that.
@chianisaolugbala77474 жыл бұрын
? CeCe ? Ikr I thought my dog kisses me because he loved me 😭
@oscarwilde36704 жыл бұрын
But then why do they lick their children so frequently?
@53subscribersnovideos354 жыл бұрын
Your dog does love you, you’re the alpha.
@chianisaolugbala77474 жыл бұрын
Oscar Wilde to clean them
@READYTOGLARE5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god all the skipping before the program wowww
@inhle16885 жыл бұрын
Omwwww I love you and your videos
@suspiciouslookinggarlicbre92835 жыл бұрын
oh hi, you're here
@kaigaku4ever5 жыл бұрын
ily mom
@RabbidTribble2 жыл бұрын
One real kissing tip from my mother and her 50-year marriage to my father: occasionally, when they're talking, she'll take his hand and kiss the back of it while looking up at him lovingly. They'll then hold hands for the rest of the conversation, with him looking shy but pleased. I think it just goes to show that men like to feel cherished, too, and finding tender gestures that your male partner appreciates is important.
@daydream5120 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god! That’s so cute!
@yunivursexe7634 Жыл бұрын
I can't get the image of Michael kicking his feet up on the bed like a schoolgirl while writing his erotic fan-fiction out of my head. Also, can't help but wonder how many happy relationships he's actually had...
@daydream5120 Жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking when that woman was reading some of that stuff. I was like “this sounds like fanfiction.”
@NoiseDay8 ай бұрын
Michael: "I wish girls would kiss me more... how do I tell them?"
@mapadillorex5 жыл бұрын
19:52 “Establishing YOUR sexual power over him...” that sounds like part of a legal definition of sexual harassment
@Zipzapadam5 жыл бұрын
You could've just asked me if you wanted to practice :/
@sammysoupp57355 жыл бұрын
Zipzapadam dang same :^/
@Mika-du1fm3 жыл бұрын
"is that sexy?!?!?" had me fucking crying
@KelniusTV2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, this is making kissing sound like a superpower. Kiss someone, and communicate years worth of information, understand their wants and needs implicitly, and have control of them to bend them to your whims...
@sleepysmartboy62874 жыл бұрын
The way to any man's heart - a katana
@christopherminutolo93844 жыл бұрын
Surgery?
@adeer874 жыл бұрын
Steal the ones he keeps in jars by his bed.
@zakesters4 жыл бұрын
@@christopherminutolo9384 A katana is probably too large for that--surgery, I mean: if you just want the heart and don't care about the other bits, though, it should do nicely enough.
@waltbriggs18214 жыл бұрын
Either by giving it to him or staving him
@orangegradient43093 жыл бұрын
Nah your bare hands
@remyrot775 жыл бұрын
*it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this* edit: i jUSt got a michael fiore ad and i'm screaMing guys hELp
@KangaRuby5 жыл бұрын
It was only a kiss. *It was only a kiss.*
@greendayfecer5 жыл бұрын
And she’s touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Let me go
@keelinpowell5 жыл бұрын
And I just can’t look It’s killing me
@Will-zs9ny5 жыл бұрын
Just read the edit still to the tune of the song
@jackschiro62695 жыл бұрын
It won’t stop It goes on and on
@Hal_Bennett3 жыл бұрын
2:18 What I thought Mr. Burback said: "I don't even know when I'm kissing a girl!"
@lexwilson31754 жыл бұрын
I thought Eddy was in his 30s... He’s 23.
@havelah43765 жыл бұрын
The difference in hair on Fiore’s forearm and upper arm is staggering.
@minnieral5 жыл бұрын
Havelah Kusi right? it’s like he waxes his upper arms but not his forearms lol
@smonkk85565 жыл бұрын
Havelah Kusi he looks like when a fantasy character has armour exclusively on their lower arms, except it's hair and disgusting.
@pendletwinsong5 жыл бұрын
Havelah Kusi I know. And the baldness just exaggerates the arm hair
@bonniea81895 жыл бұрын
That was the most disturbing part of that picture.
@solitairequeen4205 жыл бұрын
im dying
@NickC_2224 жыл бұрын
The most disgusting thing about this "class" is the combination of how it targets at young, insecure girls by specifically making them think "You're the one who's doing something wrong", and how everything is worded so specifically to manipulate these young, vulnerable, insecure, younger girls that they're clearly targeting. It's so gross to me how we constantly see predatory "I'll teach you the secret" setups like this where the commercial is basically someone saying "YOU'RE wrong, it's YOUR fault, YOU need to be better and different because YOU are the failure (pay me to teach you,)" instead of the more obvious conclusion that nobody would pay to hear: _you really need to expose yourself to more different types of people and stop going after the same dysfunctional/incompatible person every time_ ."
@lizzie-40113 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!! so true 👏
@bearmaster84 жыл бұрын
“You can just shorten this to buy you man a katana.” I just laughed so hard at this.
@fabivex4 жыл бұрын
That woman in the video sounded like a whole Wattpad story 😭😭
@mikerice8685 жыл бұрын
I'm suddenly ashamed to be a Michael
@nicolesimpsonsdog44424 жыл бұрын
it’s ok michael scott evens it out
@meh87444 жыл бұрын
Well, it's a good thing you go by Mike.
@rollei35mm4 жыл бұрын
More like Mike Hunt
@oscarwilde36704 жыл бұрын
And so you should.
@SuperSMT4 жыл бұрын
and Michael Reeves
@robbiehope49635 жыл бұрын
Eddy is out here doing what most KZbinrs wouldn't, paying for kissing classes so we don't have to.
@boopdeeb94445 жыл бұрын
Lets be real, eddy took these classes to learn how to kiss
@robbiehope49635 жыл бұрын
@@boopdeeb9444 He did but he also hit me up for free my dude. What a homie
@Yuti6402 жыл бұрын
14:46 THEY ARE HAGGLING IN TEXT FORM WHAT
@polardirt48352 жыл бұрын
1:00 i as a woman(but a child who has never dated) used to get these ads all the time when i was like 10-12
@JakeCuster5 жыл бұрын
Kissing is literally the only thing that goes into a relationship. Call me old fashioned, but I have to be married to a girl for at least 3 years before I can kiss them
@dooi7225 жыл бұрын
Jake Custer 😂
@spinchpuff99115 жыл бұрын
Kids these days. In my day we didn't kiss at all😒😒
@mariobros46485 жыл бұрын
Are you secretly Girl Defined?
@JakeCuster5 жыл бұрын
Mario Bros 🤫
@revmpandora5 жыл бұрын
Doug Stanhope:"we didn't even finger fuck til we were 30!"
@forestc0re4 жыл бұрын
"you can vacuum up her ashes later, right now you're primal"
@senza45913 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and deserves more likes. Here's one more.
@InventingThings4 жыл бұрын
12:44 I'm going to have nightmares of this face
@blueserenity74 жыл бұрын
Honestly we wouldn't have to deal with all these Self-Help Gurus and guys making shitty relationship POV tiktoks if guys just let themselves write fanfic. That's clearly what all of them want to do, but they're not letting themselves. It's so sad.
@NickBush244 жыл бұрын
17:05 This site seriously looks like those sites loaded with malware.
@casualcrisis63494 жыл бұрын
fake download links and all
@senza45913 жыл бұрын
Click on the blank space and you get sent straight to a porn site
@mssophiad035 жыл бұрын
"... like I was about to start a fight..." This woman sounds borderline abusive.
@fanrosefabrose94575 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure she killed her last husband.
@passid17533 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how toxic it is to be telling women that If a guy is hurting them it’s because they aren’t good enough in bed
@hismom86823 жыл бұрын
Dudeeee please do a review on those psychic commercials I get them all the time it’s like “thanks to psychic Donna, now I know that my husband was cheating on me” and shit like that
@SheaDepmore5 жыл бұрын
😐dear god. He charges more than my boss, who is an actual couples therapist with a goddamn TED Talk.
@hj-wl4jp5 жыл бұрын
Yes, but, does your boss know how to tell if someone is girlfriend material just from one kiss
@SheaDepmore5 жыл бұрын
@@hj-wl4jp no... he just knows how to form secure and long-lasting relationships. 😕arguably not as cool.
@ElloLoJo5 жыл бұрын
You have to tell us the name of the TED talk
@huskyinahat5 жыл бұрын
But was your boss a guest on the Rachael Ray Show?
@sectorcodec5 жыл бұрын
was your boss on Rachel ray? Also what country do you live in where a couples therapist charges less than 42 dollars I need to move there
@dramaqueen4655 жыл бұрын
Our relationship had reached new highs. We were closer than we'd ever been but then tragedy struck. One day Brian came home distraught, tears streaming down his face, "I...my brother just called me...my mom had a heart attack." I was left stunned, unsure of what to do next but then I remembered what Michael had taught me. I stepped forward, taking Brian into my arms and kissed him, using it to convey my sadness for him and my regret for his pain. I stepped away, searching Brian's face, hoping that he'd understood. "What was that? I just told you my mom died!" How could he not have understood, how come he hadn't felt it, "Didn't you feel what I was saying through the kiss?" "No, what the fuck! What's wrong with you?" Needless to say, we broke up soon afterwards but that was okay. With Michael's lessons I knew it wouldn't be long before I found the one. (Seriously though, I wonder if people I have actually paid for this class 😂)
@missundies5 жыл бұрын
Bright Trials LOL! You're funny.
@rooty2 жыл бұрын
PRIMAL CONDOLENCE KISS
@hannahlanai Жыл бұрын
lmao! what's next? the "sorry for your loss" kiss instead of a greeting card?
@kylewalt9073 жыл бұрын
"honey i need to go on a business trip" "WHY DONT YOU KISS ME ANYMORE"