I went to see Morbius 5 days in a row

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[@EddyBurback]

oh no morbius just sucked me dry

[@hotstingy2224]

That wasn’t morbius…..

[@pureorangeness]

What are you doing, step Leto?

[@Nebulousart]

EXCUSE ME 👀

[@okamiwolf250]

Oh geez oh frick

[@NewKidOnTheBlock100]

more like whorebius

[@rampagingrabbit9042]

I think Morbius's biggest cultural impact is: I'm a zookeeper and every day when I go to feed the (fruit) bats and they get all excited and start flying around, I think "It's Morbin' time". Every. Single. Day.

[@FriendlyTume]

it’s morbin time

[@worf7680]

Its morbing time. It is morbin time.

[@worf7680]

It is more bing eous time!

[@Fafuchess]

I love this lol😂

[@obvioustroll8181]

That sounds like an amazing job, I wish I got to see bats every day. It's Morbin' time.

[@MF-R]

I like to think people at the theater are concerned for Eddy. Like they were fully aware he was continually sneaking into Morbius, but didn't want to approach him for fear of his reaction.

[@mrtroll7849]

I’m just imagining Eddy comedically sneaking across the walls while the theater people pretend to not see him for the 5th day in a row

[@alicelefae]

if he went just one more time they would have called a help line for him

[@ptralx3122]

they feared he would suck them dry

[@IAmSydneyRobinson]

as someone who works in a theatre, we definitely recognize people and we definitely judge people who see the same movie every day. its rare, but it happens, and i am always incredibly confused by it. if i saw someone doing this w morbius i’d need an extra therapy session that week

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

they all get together in the staff room. more people join their little huddle every day. "was he here again- he was? oh no, was it morbius again? IT WAS??? did you see him too? AND THE WATER TOO?? oh...... i hope mr burback is ok"

[@alex_is_out]

I really love the idea that the employees DID notice immediately, but didn't want to stop him because they had a bet on if he would come back the next day

[@mattcottrell3286]

I bet they did

[@tegantalks9612]

I’d like to think that as long as you paid to see a movie and you aren’t an underaged person sneaking into an R rated movie, employees probably don’t care.

[@owenosborne8543]

@@tegantalks9612They don't get paid enough to care, especially since I doubt morbius had a big audience

[@davidfernelz]

@@tegantalks9612 or sneaking into multiple movies

[@andreanafromarknights]

they're probably not paid enough to care and yeah as long as he ain't doing anything wrong

[@sketcher445]

Love that Morbius’ disease comes from an issue in his dna, and instead of combining with the dna of a person without the disease, he combines with bat dna

[@Tonjit41]

Well obviously

[@Duarthy]

Well, to be fair it's very unlikely that the bat has the disease as well

[@ZerpDerp]

When Morbius said the line "Perhaps there's a little Morbius in all of us, even you" as he looked at the camera, it really made me think about life

[@MagikarpMan]

Truly a morbin moment

[@rollerskdude]

"It's Morbin' time"

[@TheMightofDab]

He wasn't looking at the camera when he said that, what are you on about? He was looking at *me*

[@gustavopereira4924]

@@TheMightofDab He was looking at Morbi US( focus on the us)

[@cybersaiyan9596]

specifically, how to end it.

[@rexdoom3848]

I went out to see morbius in theaters, and was not surprised when everyone cried after he said it's morbin time. Such an emotional moment

[@joutatheegg]

HE SAYS “ITS MORBIN TIME” ?! IN THE MOVIE?

[@CuntyMcCuntface-ug5gt]

@@joutatheegg Of course Morbius said “it’s Morbin time,” that’s his catchphrase!

[@CDoolan96]

I know right? The scene right before he totally Morbs all over the bad guys. Amazing.

[@LtCdrXander]

When Milo opened the doors of the MORBIS and it was bigger on the inside; that was a magical moment. Milo truly was a villain, and Morbius was undoubtedly the hero to compliment him.

[@wilsonruleman]

@@joutatheegg no lmao

[@chaelamariecarter2831]

The modern poetry of paying $55 for drinks and then using a bathroom with no soap in it is more evocative than Morbius 12:55

[@breadg1818]

Truely the America experience

[@Brother_Piner]

@@breadg1818more like the California experience.

[@staz8741]

@@Brother_Piner American experience.

[@foodcrumbs9136]

The grove blows

[@TheBoardGamer]

@@foodcrumbs9136 The rot consumes

[@dionemartins0212]

Eddy says that he's afraid that the theater's employees will find out and kick him out, but if he explained it like "So, I'm watching Morbius 5 times for a KZbin video, but I don’t want to give any money to Morbius, so I'm buying Everything, Everywhere, All at Once tickets", the employee would probably laugh a lot and just live him be.

[@KRUSH-R]

I started crying when morbius said "if you can't handle me at my morbworst, you don't deserve me at my morbiest", such a great moment

[@lemonice]

morst

[@hollowman9410]

I think the scene where morbius said "It's morbius time" was way better.

[@XXPlumBlossomXX]

This could absolutely be a real quote and I would never know, because I’m never going to watch this movie.

[@SewrRat]

Personally, my favorite scene was when he was fighting those villains on top of the train and he said, "It's morbing time", and then he morbed all those guys

[@sarinabina5487]

the best part of this comment is i cant tell if its real or fake

[@jarvis]

i'll never forgive you for this

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Dam that's crazy man

[@thatsallreviews]

At least it wasn’t Fantastic Beasts 3?

[@sarahharman9879]

Eyyy jarvie Johnnie!

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@thatsallreviews That's gonna be Jarvis's video where he brings Eddie along as revenge

[@chasejones7008]

but its Morbius the best film ever

[@Cabb4ge.]

Can't wait for "I went to see Madame Web 5 days in a row".

[@abbygrayson7253]

the fact that the entire movie is filmed with the twilight filter really makes a perfect movie even more perfect

[@Smartcoughdrop]

I loved the part where he's like "I can't Morb any harder" but then his friend is like "No, reach for the Morbin power inside" and Morbius starts truly believing and then he wins.

[@Ezio999Auditore]

“Run Barry run!” - Dalai Lama in Morbius, 2022.

[@robinsoto2700]

Fr man. Totally morbed

[@ZerpDerp]

This is why Morbius and his friend Florbius make such an epic duo

[@Breckfast4]

SPOILERS!!

[@freshmemesstolen2288]

@@grimsquad273 ye

[@rampagingelephant7353]

Recently someone won an award for seeing Spider-Man No Way Home over 200 times. I think Eddy deserves an award for seeing Morbius more than once.

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Wow. That's crazy

[@Wet-Milk]

thats so much money.... why are marvel fanbois like that please go enjoy another piece of media

[@204cr]

@@Wet-Milk because its fkn awesome, if its makin them happy n not hurtin anyone, who cares?

[@flupsdarups3897]

Honestly no way home was really fun movie so i could prolly see it 50 times

[@dylannoah123]

@@Wet-Milk this feels like a weird take for something that literally does not affect you in any way

[@HopefulHopelessly]

I have never, in all my attempts at trying, finished this video. I put it on at bedtime when I brush my teeth and then hop in bed to watch the rest of it. Always fall asleep before the end of it. I’ve watched this every night this week so far. Still don’t know how this video ends. Here goes another try.

[@HopefulHopelessly]

Tonight is yet another attempt. Godspeed.

[@Tonjit41]

My condolences

[@HopefulHopelessly]

You know what guys, go on without me. Just tell my mom I love her.

[@NarwanAmini]

You got this

[@connorbrown2194]

did you ever finish it

[@francoiscorpel8304]

Eddy's purchasing of five Everything Everywhere All At Once tickets was the difference to win them the Oscar.

[@kiromi790]

cope

[@Local_Skinwalker]

We’re all glossing over when Morbius beat up some people and he says, “there’s morb where that came from.”

[@Sleeepy_eyes]

I pray to all things good and holy on this planet that you are lying, this can not be true

[@CB-ec3bd]

@@Sleeepy_eyes i think the fact that you need to ask says a lot about the movie

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

if this joke was actually in the movie and they botched it so hard it wasn't funny anymore, i'm gonna sue some people

[@christopherjohnson2070]

@∆ Mighty Morbin Morbius

[@angrykrabs9968]

I like the part when he said "I'm morbiusly a beast."

[@KayosDrive]

I think the crux of Morbius' success was Jared Leto's acting prowess. He stayed in character even off camera and really got into the Morbius mindspace by slaughtering the film crew, and it paid off in a big way.

[@directorkrennic9019]

I know right his ancient blood sacrifice really showed off in the special effects

[@ChrisJohnson-yw2ky]

Lmao, I'm literally crying reading all these comments and looking up memes. Well done 🤣🤣 BTW, Leto is trash and ruins most films he's in. He just can't do comic book films, idk why the directors let him on.

[@rexflamingo1037]

The film crew being slaughtered explains a lot actually

[@Jahu-qs2us]

Honestly... that's a price they should be willing to pay

[@ChrisJohnson-yw2ky]

@@Jahu-qs2us A small price for salvation right? Lmao

[@Hunter-hc5tk]

After a year i can proud to say, that it is STILL morbin time

[@coopfez07]

Personally I cried in the part where morbius said “I morb therefore I am morbin”

[@Cyranek]

eddy is the one who bought all 1 morbiliion tickets

[@Ty-vj4wg]

Maybius moreeddy is the onlyius personius in the worldius who’s moreseenius mormorbiusius

[@juwannlowe4608]

MORBUSSY

[@toreeesp3052]

@@Ty-vj4wg faxxx bro

[@bumblebeebrass164]

I truly loled at this

[@e-man3664]

@@juwannlowe4608 down bad for the morbussy

[@Turnaround72]

My favourite part of morbius is when he said it’s morbin time and totally morbed everyone

[@FranknKitty]

that part was awesome

[@mattsummey243]

He totally morbed out in that scene for sure

[@ashikjaman1940]

The Megamorb was my favorite part personally

[@chipskylark5500]

@Elon and depp. If there's no morbin' in this video I will be very disappointed

[@NoR3m0rs3]

@@chipskylark5500 bots

[@jhalpin4289]

Looking forward to the sequel 'I went to see Madame Web 5 days in a row'.

[@ressljs]

NO!!! I like his videos, and it will all be over if he did that. No one could survive five viewings of Madame Web.

[@hiddensquid183]

Can't wait for him to watch madam web 5 times in a row now

[@MysteryMii]

He did see it but not for a follow-up to this video unfortunately.

[@HermanManly]

I loved how they replaced every swear in the movie with "morb", it really helped with the immersion and "Go morb yourself" is such an iconic line

[@wsteelix1922]

The fact that I can't tell if this is a joke is a pure representation of what I've heard about Morbius

[@imconfuseded]

I completely believe this

[@Br-kc2jy]

@@wsteelix1922 Same

[@Loctorak]

What the morb are you talking about?

[@Crimson.Creates]

You gotta be morbing me.

[@ValueNetwork]

Guys this movie was existent. I can’t believe how movie this movie was! The actors performed, the cinematography was captured, and the cgi was breaking.

[@maegnificant]

you mean the cgi was

[@SciFurLycan]

morbius is the movie

[@xXluluchanelXx]

lol. ♥ whenever it came to a terrible movie my late Dad would always say "of all the movies I've ever seen, that certainly was one of them."

[@Br-kc2jy]

@@SciFurLycan a*

[@Loctorak]

Yeah and did you see those stunts? They were so.... stunty.

[@SongbirdAlom]

"Say Morbius!" "I thought we were watching-" I laughed really hard.

[@ShastaMusic]

My friend and I tried to sneak in to see 30 Seconds Or Less in the theater when we were 16. We bought tickets for some other movie and just walked in. It was a perfect plan, until we realized we were the only ones in the theater. Turns out they don't play the movie if no one buys tickets for that showtime 😂 that was awkward

[@andersongray9820]

Imagine going to the movies five days in a row while: The Batman, Everything Everywhere All At Once, The Northman, and The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent are playing… and going to Morbius every single time.

[@uhohspaghettio2195]

dont forget sonic 2

[@andersongray9820]

@@uhohspaghettio2195 yeah, that’s also a fun movie, definitely better than this dumpster fire!

[@benisbored5446]

Sounds like purgatory

[@SilverDOMO192837]

morbius >>> twilight batman

[@TheWheelsHaveEyes73]

@@SilverDOMO192837 Twilight ended a decade ago, I think it's time to let it go

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

My favorite scene is when he told his fellow vampires,"the world can't have less of us,it needs Morbius." I cried.

[@woahjmusic]

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[@alim3611]

did that really happen lol i havent watched the movie . .it has to be a parody lol

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@alim3611 yea thats an actual quote from the movie

[@Breadlord87]

alim3611 I unfortunately saw the movie and can confirm they say this

[@justaintitchief4133]

@@alim3611 Yeah, I watched it last week and it was in there.

[@taylorbriceno5585]

What’s truly elevated your videos and taken your channel to another tier is how well you’ve learned to blend reality and documentarian narrative with surreal, comedic excerpts. This & the Rain Forest Cafe video are phenomenal examples of this, each documenting the respective journeys with unexpected moments of mental breakdown interwoven perfectly. Definitely continue to expand on this because it’s genius

[@vinnybombay7040]

I hope you’re currently editing the « I went to see Madame Web 10 days in a row » video right now. Eddy we need you !

[@flebner7927]

If I’m being honest seeing morbius was unironically the best theatre experience I’ve ever, an empty theatre except for me and a good 15 friends screaming it’s “Morbin’ time” and clapping every time Jared Leto is on screen. The only gripe I had was giving money to Sony, honestly should’ve done what Eddie did.

[@K3end0]

ITS MORBIN TIME!

[@JDyo001]

u have 15 good friends ? bro wtf

[@JDyo001]

@@vlc-cosplayer so like 10 to 20 friends? still a lot

[@swans184]

Should got tickets to a better movie smh

[@randomduck8679]

@@JDyo001 The Morbius experience creates bonds stronger than Superman, who is like an equal to Morbius himself.

[@khadijashahid12]

In case anyone was wondering, Eddy said the word “Morbius” 108 times in this video.

[@mitchellpalmer7578]

You are a hero, I was wondering how many times it was said

[@khadijashahid12]

@@mitchellpalmer7578 It’s not much but is honest work

[@absin8078]

Thanks Shannon! Your patronage will not be forgotten!

[@Alexander-nc4vy]

108 is the number of spare ammo you get for a battle rifle in Halo 2 *puts on tinfoil hat*. Coincidence? I think not!

[@goinkosu]

I counted 111

[@bloodguard]

Should have gone back to interview the theater staff to see if they noticed (and talked about) the weirdo that kept sneaking into Morbius. They probably have it on their security footage greatest hits gag reel.

[@ellieeatsbugs]

watching this in the theater to see madam web

[@ellieeatsbugs]

shhh the credits are starting to

[@alexlegrand8689]

The biggest crime here was paying $55 for two drinks at a movie theater

[@joyuna]

Seriously whaaat

[@ventu7907]

No wonder everybody steals food from my local movie teather

[@_yellow]

💀

[@gertjan3329]

Wait like I know cinema prices are bad everywhere, but here in the Netherlands we pay like 4 euros for a beer... is that real?!! Who would ever pay that much for a drink anywhere ever?! Like it seemed like a shitty mix drink in a plastic cup, no way that is 27.50

[@alexish307]

@@gertjan3329 this is extremely crazy for the us. Average mixed drink at a shitty bar like that is probably 12-15. I’m guessing he included the tip to the bartender

[@Kadz]

Morbius is the first movie to sell tickets.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Morbius exists and frankly, I am in love already.

[@neothepenguin1257]

Morbius is the first movie.

[@SmokechedaDaassghetta]

Morbius is the first.

[@QueenMink]

Morbius is THE

[@yawninggrave]

Morbius is

[@bagelraven]

I did not realize Morbius was released on April 1st that is one of the funniest things that could have happened

[@daniamapp7898]

Since the writers of Morbius also worked on Madame Web I think that Eddie should also see it 5 days in a row

[@raincoatreal]

my favourite part was when he looked at the camera and said his signature catchphrase: "its morbin' time!". i got chills

[@xsct878]

@DiIIian Whyte 🅥 Finally, the dogshit spam is here.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Do y'all read "It's morbin' time!" in a really whispery and overdramatic voice or in the usual Power Rangers voice?

[@violetbitch9492]

@@ashikjaman1940 the second way, but now I'll try the first way too cause it sounds funny

[@Thatonedude917]

I had to go out and buy the vampire medallion for my morpher

[@aben1466]

@@ashikjaman1940 mighty morbin power rangers

[@megan6725]

I literally can't tell if Eddy is actually telling us the real plot or if this video is all a big meme but I guess I'll never know because there's no way I'm going to see Morbius.

[@mathewfrance5165]

Wait, i thought this video WAS morbius?

[@cedarlleaf1012]

sadly its the real plot. yes i saw morbius..

[@operaghosts]

I saw it with my friends. It’s all exactly as described I shit you not

[@itsmeyaboi6721]

If anything, Eddy was too merciful when he was describing it. But yeah everything he said happened 💀

[@tacossmiley]

This is the real plot I saw it and the theater was empty and I had a friend there so it was fine because we made fun of the movie the entire time but if I had to sit quietly alone watching this horrid plot I think I’d have my own Jared Leto arc Also he was being very nice about the dance scene it was so disturbing and so difficult to get through

[@madeline6407]

Kind of forgot Morbius was an actual movie from 2022; and not just part of one of my elaborate nightmares.

[@captinchillin]

I love the number of these videos that the premise is "I don't know, I thought it'd be funny." and then followed by 30 minutes of spiraling suffering

[@aNewHeavenVal]

This is the funniest video of all time because there's literally no thesis at the end of it. There's no lessons learned. It's literally just "wouldn't it be fucked up if I watched Morbius 5 days in a row?" And then he just watches Morbius five days in a row. It's brilliant

[@Violet-Marie666]

Taking the bit too far mixed with a tad bit of self harm lol

[@orangeants]

@@OddLeah what movie do they watch?

[@Neddoest]

I’m certainly enjoying it

[@OddLeah]

@@orangeants many.

[@tgreaux5027]

define "brilliant".

[@rukh397]

My favorite part in Morbius is when Morbius said "It's not about how hard you morb, it's about how hard you can get morbed and keep moving forward"

[@isyt1320]

*keep morbing forward

[@GordonSlamsay]

I think my favorite scene is when morbius gets arrested for morbsterbating outside of the local kindergarten and says "I did it for the morb"

[@Wolf6119]

@@isyt1320 *keep morbing morbard

[@kostasprince6725]

and then he started grunting "MORB! MORB! MORB! MORB!" best scene in the movie

[@bl8388]

I'm seriously glad he said, "I would never morb a kid." Even though the high school janitor tried to do it to him.

[@gebus1199]

So... It's 2024... We have madame web... Are you gonna watch it just like morbius??

[@ax.olotls]

Eddy getting progressively more and more vampiric is the exact feeling 9 year old me would have walking out of a superhero movie thinking that movie was gonna change my life forever, only for me to wake up the next day & check on my Nintendogs

[@brunovaz]

Imagine if someone that works in that cinema noticed what you were doing and how bizarre and creepy it must have been to witness a man buy a ticket for the same movie 5 days in a row just to sneak into a Morbius session

[@ronaldomoura1932]

1st time: he is crazy? 2nd time: He is crazy. 3rd time: Maybe im crazy? 4th time: Im completely crazy. 5th time: me, he, his friend and this whole fucking thing is morby.

[@THE_UNENDING]

@@ronaldomoura1932 Are you okay? "Me, he, his friend WHOLE FUCKIGN THING IS MORBY"

[@hicknopunk]

I watched Event Horizon at least 5 times in theatres, i brought a different friend each time. The workers noticed since I was watching it last showing of the night too and I don't remember it being very full each time.

[@a.N.....]

He went to different theater locations

[@evertime123]

@@a.N..... it's literally the same location, he highlights the morbius door each time

[@nGUNNARp]

just imagining the theatre employee seeing a guy come in to watch morbius every single day but buy a ticket for a different movie out of shame of not wanting people to know is so hilarious to me.

[@briansteele5804]

Employee-“Hey boss, should we kick this guy out? We keep catching him sneaking into morbius?” Boss-“What are you crazy? This guy has spent almost $100 this week on drinks alone. Just leave him be.”

[@Goldenkitten1]

@@briansteele5804 My cousin worked at a theater and he basically verified this when we were talking a year back or so. The staff aren't nearly as ignorant to what patrons are doing as they would have you believe. BUT they don't care as long as they're making money off you. They have no loyalty to a particular publishing house or director, as long as you bought tickets or paid for some overpriced food you can basically go wherever the fuck you want as long as you don't literally camp out the whole day.

[@lukeskinwalker922]

Morbillions of people haven’t went a single day without returning to the theater. Every theater in the world still has tickets sold out to this day.

[@HungerGamesFan88]

honestly i think i would just let him go. clearly the sign of a broken man

[@endcaps1917]

@HungerGamesFan88 That and he already spent more money than anyone ever should at a movie theater in a week

[@Scodd0]

Now do Madame web 5 times!

[@LiamMarcon]

Do we need a comic book vampire? Yes, his name is Blade.

[@enthusigasmOSRS]

The joke is really that Eddy literally never saw the movie but we didn't either so he can make up any script he wants.

[@potatosordfighter666]

upvoted to 420

[@dangerousbeans]

​@@potatosordfighter666the most reddit comment ever

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

😂😂😂insanely underrated comment

[@stickmanverycool]

​@@potatosordfighter666 hahahahahaha!!!! well memed my friend!!! 😂🍷

[@TheHippieRat]

You could have just actually watched Everything Everywhere All at Once five times in a row. Imagine how much happier you would be

[@wilsonruleman]

Bruh that movies is a 10/10 and already seen it 3 times

[@peedfarded]

@@wilsonruleman If there was any movie I’d subject myself to seeing multiple times in theaters just for pure enjoyment and to continue supporting the movie, it’d be that one.

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Morbius is a life changing experience. Everyone knows the moment where he says "its morbin time" and starts morbin everyone, but an underrated moment is when morbius says "if you cant handle me at my joker, you dont deserve me as morbius". That totally morbed my mind

[@Curlyheart]

If I had to watch a movie in theaters multiple times in theaters it would be the original spongebob movie

[@coolbean815]

my favorite part was when morbius was picked up by all the bats in the sewer, but he couldnt raise his hand so his bat buddies whispered into his ear to reach deep inside and find the morb within. had me morbin all over the place for real

[@teddydancona7237]

I sure we’re getting “I went to go see Madame Webb 5 days in row” in the future. And y’know the best thing about the future? It hasn’t happened yet.

[@elliotelliot3475]

Eddy lying to the employees makes him a more engaging antihero than morbius could ever hope to be

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear eli

[@paybafpvzimp6296]

@@AxxLAfriku play leuge of legends

[@lazypotato3707]

@@paybafpvzimp6296 god no, hes asking for someone to suck the muscles out of him, not his life

[@cuteflamingo6196]

@@AxxLAfriku Daddy AxxL I love you!!

[@aceyourhole9538]

@@cuteflamingo6196 he said your a shit box ?

[@ruihengchua6825]

morbius is such a movie. filled to the brim with scenes, with actors acting.

[@seanbrewer1232]

Morbius is such a movie, filled to the brim with scenes, with actors "acting." Fixed it for you.

[@alecsernett2163]

@@seanbrewer1232 morbius is such a “movie”. filled to the brim with “scenes”, with “actors” “acting”

[@p3gasus-M]

@@alecsernett2163 "morbius" is such a "movie". "filled" to the "brim" with "scenes", with "actors" "acting".

[@Streetcleanergaming]

@@p3gasus-M "Morbius" "is" "such" "a" "movie" , "filled" "to" "the" "brim" "with" "scenes", "with" "actors" "acting".

[@smkey9914]

@@Streetcleanergaming “”””””””””””””””.

[@beanofknowledge2125]

You know, I'm watching this 11 Months after the video came out, and the echoes of Morbius can still be felt. What a time that was too. One day, I just found the entirety of Morbius on my phone, after accidentally clicking on a sketchy link. I think the fact that I managed to accidentally pirate it and still didn't watch it really tells you all you need to know about Morbius.

[@cdiamant]

and when he does this with madame web...what then

[@vinnybombay7040]

Well there’s still Kraven this summer

[@chickemns1304]

My favourite part of Morbius is the 3 hour scene where he meets his twin brother, Borbius and they just argue the whole time.

[@xXluluchanelXx]

that spinoff is gonna be the morbiest

[@alexanderm.635]

His name was Morbo, how could you forget? I'm gonna morb you now for that mistake.

[@chickemns1304]

@@alexanderm.635 no I believe you're thinking of the part where Morbius and Borbius discover their long-lost, even eviler triplet, and then all three of them take turns plying on Borbius' DS.

[@pillbugm8914]

I like how ultimately Eddy has nothing profound to say about the movie or the experience, making the whole project a tedious exercise in misery, exactly like the movie

[@lowlowseesee]

yeah from the thumbnail on it was brilliant lol

[@henkdachief]

what happened to his ugly friend? are they not friends anymore?

[@Gamerkat10]

it's so perfect. i keep telling friends that there's no 'compliation' or scene that can show how bad this movie is. it's bad like the star wars christmas special is bad. it's too long, and drains your soul the whole time

[@magusperde365]

@@Gamerkat10 really ? I mean it was bad. But to me, it was just "early edgy 2000 super hero movie" bad, like Spawn, Daredevil and Catwoman. Someone 100% ready to shut his brain down completly could get a little bit of entertainement out of it. Our standards are just way higher now. But don't get me wrong it was a baaaad movie. And watching it 5 times in a row ? Fuck

[@thikim8562]

ok

[@elisemason8600]

Now that Madame Web has the reviews it does….I think you know what you have to do Eddy

[@cowetascore8476]

2024: "I went to see Madame Web 5 days in a row"

[@aftoniospizzashop]

By the way, vampire bats are NOT that big at all. They’re like mouse-sized. Hollywood likes to portray them as much bigger for scary points lol

[@ParsureArts]

Aww! Tiny bats 🥺

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Most Most bats are fruit or bug eater, like flying foxes

[@sonorasgirl]

I’m here for the vampire bat defense! They also have “friends” and will feed their friend if they didn’t get a meal that night (they’ll starve pretty quickly - I might be wrong on this, but I think they can die if they don’t eat one night) so if their friend gets food their friend will feed them to keep them alive. It’s pretty adorable ☺️

[@jadegreenleaf781]

@@sonorasgirl i dont care if this isnt true, its my head canon

[@aedof]

Yup. Their small size is adaptive to feeding on the backs of large animals like typical livestock. Their size, in addition to a few other adaptations like anti-coagulant secretions, helps them go unnoticed. They can feed for several hours, repeatedly coming back to the same spot before they're noticed.

[@Sharpe1502]

Supporting Everything Everywhere All At Once to avoid supporting a terrible, soulless cash grab is A+.

[@theokkali467]

"terrible, soulless cash grab" - 🤓

[@mckalenterry6184]

“Um, actually” 🤓

[@quantumsnapchannel]

"morbius was a poorly made cash grab" - 🤓

[@seungjjang]

@@quantumsnapchannel ok

[@dimetrodonz]

what are these replies

[@SonofS1lence]

Here I am rewatching this a year later wondering what the hell Morbius Sweep is

[@eirinym]

I would guess it's proposing nominating Morbius for all the Oscars and it winning them all. A sweep is usually when one film wins a number of those, or any of the ones they're nominated for, I think. A rare event, but not unprecedented.

[@mattzalot2576]

You should do this for Madame Web - and repeat it for a week straight! Plus she has a bunch of flashbacks so it does hit the nail on the head thematically

[@thelastchannelonyoutube]

“I don’t want to get banned from the theater” Proceeds to explain and broadcast his process of breaking the theater rules to an audience of about 1 million

[@kneesurgeryenthusiast6915]

you really think anyone gonna go to court over sneaking into MORBIUS?

[@zgra74]

Most theatres won't care unless it causes a seating issue.

[@LermaBean]

@@zgra74 Which is convenient because nobody in their right mind to come to pay Sony to watch Morbius, unless they themselves do a Burback.

[@crimsonstormsurge]

Exactly

[@meiserpot896]

2 million, now. can't stop the morb

[@Indiaurum]

When he said “it’s morbin time” the whole audience erupted into cheers. No wonder it sold 4 morbillion tickets!

[@willehster9467]

avengers, assemblius

[@alexanderm.635]

@@willehster9467 morbvengers, morbius*

[@Pkilla80]

When Morbius buys AMC stock and threatens Blackrock to close their short positions really had me in stitches. I like when art imitates life, especially when the artist is immortal.

[@CErra310]

I will never not be tired of Morbius. The fact that it was re-launched because Sony thought people would watch it ironically, and then it went on to flop twice in a row, is way too much of a sweet, succulent slap in the face of that company and Jared Leto. And that's before taking into consideration that the "Morbin' Time" joke that kicked it all off was coined by a guy who reviews Yu-Gi-Oh!-Cards of all things

[@RushGamma]

The real tragedy of this all is that those *TWO* drinks cost *FIFTY-FIVE* FUCKING DOLLARS.

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Thats a f***ing scam I can buy like 9 beer's at the hipster barber shop I got to with a beer license for that kind of money.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@otakunthevegan4206 Ive heard brewing your own beer is cheaper in the long run, if you’re fine with the prep and work.

[@lorenzogarompolo8074]

I guess this theatre gives you molten gold and platinum as drinks

[@emilyb.8219]

And they came in plastic cups!! highway robbery

[@brandonwhitaker8468]

Fun fact: Most people think the quote is "It's Morbin' time" but actually the original quote is "It's time to Morb." There is a deleted scene where he says, "It's Morbin' season," after which he morbs extensively, but this was removed in the final edit.

[@framer-tos]

I feel bad that you had to find that out.

[@xKingxTitus]

My favorite part is this could be 100% inaccurate but no one could challenge it.

[@IrishCaesar]

This was really good, made me laugh

[@MysticCouchPotato]

@@femme_fatalist that was the original joke. They guy who came up with “it’s morbin time” is a tokusatsu fanboy

[@Sam_splatter]

Best comment

[@jennaray2361]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE ALSO DOING THIS FOR MADAME WEB??

[@martincumming2039]

Now do Madame Webb.

[@lifeHacker42]

Eddy you missed the best line in the movie when Morbius is making the Milo poison he tells the doctor lady it's "Fatal to bats... Deadly to humans". That just summarises the movie perfectly

[@lossnt557]

That isn't a real line right?

[@tburgzkta]

No way lol

[@lifeHacker42]

@@lossnt557 oh it's real, I don't remember it exactly so he could have used slightly different synonyms or said them the other way around but still

[@mercurythey3752]

@@lossnt557 it is unfortunately real. I think the exact line is "to bats, it's lethal. to humans, it's deadly." who the fuck wrote this shit

[@redrath2]

@@lifeHacker42 Technically deadly doesn't mean guaranteed death. So he could mean that it kills bats for sure, but humans it is "Able to cause death" according to the definition.

[@idan895]

Now it's time to do it with madame web

[@dirtyeggo]

Now he was to watch madame web 5 days in a row

[@abattlescar]

As a former movie theater employee myself, I guarantee you they all recognized you. We know our regulars. And they all knew you were sneaking in too, but didn't care.

[@tcoi1872]

That doesn’t make sense at all

[@zgra74]

@@tcoi1872 As another former movie theatre employee, that makes perfect sense. Regulars are very common. For instance, at my theatre there was one woman who came in 13 days in a row to see Cruella. And movie theatre employees, especially front of house, are very perceptive. Yes, we see you going into the wrong theatre. Yes, I see that twix bar sticking out of your purse. Yes, I know you're high. Thing is, we hardly ever intervene unless your being annoying or management asks us to.

[@tcoi1872]

@@zgra74 *you’re But yeah you made your point. I apologize for my ignorance.

[@i_havethe_highground3955]

@@tcoi1872 that’s right dummy

[@randolph4421]

@@zgra74 now i dont feel as bad for the beer i snuck into The Batman

[@jackg1968]

The part where Eddy can’t get hand soap out of any of the dispensers at the theater is the most relatable shit i’ve ever seen

[@SewerTapes]

Seeing Morbius five times in a week is pretty relatable too.

[@ninjaballgaming]

Literally me

[@twintyara6330]

Vampires don't have a soul so the sensors didn't saw him, just saying

[@JessyLarusso]

I’ve been to that specific theater, shit usually never works lmao

[@chrisbrown8748]

The benefit of finding this channel so late after millions of other people have been enjoying this man for many years is that I get to watch all of his old videos and enjoy them as if they were new🙌🏽

[@vatepowell3816]

Puhleeese do this for Madame Web! Your pain makes me happy.

[@JohnGenericName]

Eddy is the only person who really suffers for the art anymore. Edit: I watched the movie in a bored slump and Morbius's experiment is even dumber than it seems. He specifically mentions the gene that gives vampire bat saliva anticoagulant properties. Not sonar navigation or fangs or anything. His spit should just make you bleed more. I know it's a superhero movie but that's dumb even in a world with radioactive spiders and gamma-radiation rage giants.

[@betterthancat]

Don't you dare disrespect Morbius it is a movie that makes my dog be a dog.

[@jooeybabbabooey]

hot take

[@Kinodawker]

Wow John Williams thanks for the input, I really appreciate your opinion in morbius.

[@justiceplus4756]

That part when Morbius said "With great power comes great morbility" sent shivers down my spine.

[@Justapinksmilingwhale]

@@isaiahc8390 it’s morbing time

[@Pisolithus]

@@isaiahc8390 no

[@Sandux930]

i morbed my pants

[@ghostdukevladamir5101]

​@@Justapinksmilingwhale that's a dub mistranslation. In the original morbianese he actually says "let's get this party morbulating"

[@mrspreminger]

@@Sandux930 none of these words are in the bible

[@therealCG62]

Watching Morbius with twitch chat was the optimal viewing experience

[@1aliciacoral]

So when are you doing this with madam web? And how will you escalate? 6 days in a row? Were ready for you to truly ascend

[@troodon1096]

I think the only fitting punishment one should receive for sneaking INTO Morbius is being forced to watch Morbius. That'll teach you.

[@lehon481]

Back in high-school I worked at a movie theater and the only theater hopping we cared about is if kids were trying to get in R rated movies. That or if you saw your movie and tried to stay long to see a second film.

[@Spineless-Lobster]

When Morbius said “The real Morbius was the friends we made along the way.” I screamed and cried and shit my pants and it changed my life forever. My second favourite part was when Morbina (Morbius’s wife) gave birth to the little Morblings, I think that’s a good sign that we will get a sequel to this fantastic film.

[@plasmageorge4944]

😂😂😂

[@no-zk6ls]

wtf?!

[@asmrsoothe1936]

You shit your pants? I morbed mine.

[@tatakae80]

Little Morblings

[@sarahhuntington5530]

m o r b l i n g s

[@Paula-dot-jpg]

Back in September i finally watched Morbius since there were a zillion dvd copies at the library, and even though I watched this video when it came out i did not remember anything that was described at all, Morbius is just that unremarkable of a movie despite how bonkers a lot of it is LOL

[@iBkKiD19]

Watching this a year later, and I remember these times fondly

[@shia_labeouf]

The idea of buying tickets for Everywhere instead is brilliant. Truly an act of chaotic good.

[@ines868]

could not have said it better myself, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

[@Mr.Peggle]

@@ines868 I’m having a legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf

[@Eric-jk3oi]

I just had me a delicious KFC meal and s*** in my neighbor's driveway. God damn I feel great

[@MediumDSpeaks]

Thank you, Shia LeBeouf, who must often be confused with Shia LeBouf I would imagine

[@daliah8883]

one time i couldn’t remember the name of that movie, so i looked it up, but i didn’t remember the name, so i *actually* searched up “all of the where everywhere all the time”

[@explosivegopher7603]

It's likely that Eddy has now seen Morbius more times than any other human alive.

[@GomerPyle54]

I'd be willing to bet that includes the editors the worked on the movie too!

[@blastfire21]

Jared Leto own a movie theater in California where he just shows movies he's in so eventually someone else might watch this movie

[@NotAFakeName1]

@@blastfire21 jfc if any actor would it would be him huh

[@notsosadbart6343]

the movie was just so cluttered and fast and developed so little that it felt like watching a 90 minute flashback sequence

[@emmapetropoulos7546]

This is so much better than seeing it myself. Thank you for your service.

[@Circuitssmith]

I’m glad you had an opportunity to appreciate how written the script was, how acted the characters were, and how animated the CGI was. Truly, morbius is one of the movies of all time.

[@TheNerdySportsGuy]

It had a little something for everyone: editing, plot, and a soundtrack.

[@snatchadams69]

Yes it was definitely a movie in the truest sense..

[@bl8388]

The scene where he touched a bat's morberries was awkward, though. That's how he got his powers. I was like, "maybe not for me."

[@sourgrenadine5414]

only problem is it wasnt acting. jared leto actually became a vampire for the role

[@gil1934]

0:45 Watching this a year later and #MorbiusSweep is still in my heart

[@VazhaBeridze]

Okay, but contributing to the box office of Everything Everywhere All At Once instead of Morbius' is the actual legendary move here 😂😂

[@averyeml]

Honestly giving the money to Everything Everywhere All At Once is GENIUS. I strongly support this weird form of half-piracy and will probably be doing it myself any time I want to watch some hot trash for the memes

[@patrekstarr1440]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIHRc4yldppqiqM

[@claranadine1086]

Honestly same XD

[@abbymango3452]

That movie was so goood

[@MsTriangle]

That movie was trash too 🤮

[@MsTriangle]

@Garmon it was loud, obnoxious and had no emotional pull. Horrible.