I Passed 3 Classes with a Joke Essay

I accidentally convinced myself that Pluto needs to be a planet, and I totally didn't copy paste the same essay for multiple classes 𓅱
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0:00 - Young Oats in School
0:55 - Class 1
1:55 - Essay Topic (Pluto)
3:24 - Proving Science WRONG
4:52 - The Essay
5:19 - PLUTO POEM
6:53 - Essay Results
7:30 - I Convinced Myself
8:18 - Class 2
9:53 - Class 3?
10:50 - Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱

[@PeculiarDorito]

As a science advocate you convinced me PLOUTO IS A PLANNNNET

[@dannyshort778]

I have been convinced pluto is a galaxy

[@Algerian-Q]

​@@dannyshort778im pretty sure pluto is the universe

[@CandyRobloxAnimationEdits]

@@Algerian-Q I’m pretty sure Pluto is the multiverse

[@SMILING_FACILITIES]

@@CandyRobloxAnimationEditsno its ur mom thats the biggest thing

[@Purplified_1]

​@@CandyRobloxAnimationEdits damn you guys are all tripping i m pretty sure Pluto is "a" meta-multiverse.

[@emilitdaomelet85]

I’ve always thought that Pluto is a planet, but this further encouraged it

[@afewglorifiedgeodes]

Same

[@synthiadesroses]

Same.

[@thatonefrenchguy937]

Same

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Charon should have been the 10th planet, instead of demoting them both

[@tri-ify8852]

The majority of research he does is for it being a planet. He did not do much research about why it is a dwarf planet. This is obvious when he talks about clear orbits.

[@everythingeverett3021]

I did the same kind of thing. You can't be blamed for plagiarism when you did the work yourself. Also, I like the different format of video, it is quite nice.

[@coltyn2003]

You actually can be blamed for academic misconduct. Reusing work is typically not allowed at any reputable university.

[@everythingeverett3021]

@@coltyn2003 Not unless they don't know. But I get what you are saying.

[@coltyn2003]

@@everythingeverett3021 Well obviously not if they don't know lol. You can't get caught if they don't catch you.

[@Hard2Place]

used an essay i wrote sophomore year of high school for an assignment junior year and also as my college essay lol

[@Hard2Place]

used an essay i wrote sophomore year of high school for an assignment junior year and also as my college essay lol

[@skarloey1214]

A conspiracy behind why pluto is not planet would be a great movie

[@M_1024]

I remember that someone said that they made Pluto a planet just to advertise disney and they made it a dwarf planet when it no longer needed. That's of course fake, but just so you know, there are some conspiracies about it.

[@Fernnid0_likes_MBTI]

It woulddd

[@HopefullyJustMe]

Looking at you, space agencies

[@AinoHiat]

I passed an uni course on irony/satire/parody literature and writing with a satirical essay on writing essays. It also included a "review" on the essay I wrote myself, trashing my own text as if I didn't write it. The grade I got was average as my professor picked up on it being BS (obviously), but the fact it still passed makes me happy to this day. Sometimes in life you gotta go for the stupid option and own it 100%. Makes things much more interesting. 😆

[@ezdispenser]

i would have given you extra credit if i was that teacher lmaooo

[@Stupedomin]

I know we all say this as a joke, but I fully and completely agree with Oats Jenkins, he is completely right, and pluto should be a planet 𓅱

[@felizen]

It is no joke, he is right

[@Biker_Gaming]

Like dude Pluto should be a planet ☠️

[@benjamin4736]

Pluto is a planet, a dwarf planet

[@Biker_Gaming]

@@benjamin4736 N O DWARF PLANET IS NOT A REAL PLANET it’s like races, there’s starts, planets and dwarf planters. Basically a parallel of the races in our world: Afro, white and Asian

[@IhaveIceOnMyWrists]

Pluto is the size of Australia, pluto is not a planet it is smaller than the moon

[@ZEKETHEBEAST-dv5lv]

That poem could totaly be a speech!

[@PeculiarDorito]

there’s no denying its factual

[@skarloey1214]

Too quote a wise pharmaceutical salesman: "You heard about pluto?, thats messed up right"

[@The_Vehicon]

NGL the poem hit really hard I’d give an A+ on the poem alone!

[@synthiadesroses]

Oats is like that friend that you don't see very often but every time you do it's the best time of your life.

[@MarloTheBlueberry]

*you are objectively right about everything*

[@granniestack822]

*he is objectively right about everything.*

[@snakesareadorable8515]

*He is objectively right about everything*

[@synthiadesroses]

*he is objectively correct about everything.*

[@TheReddieRed]

*he is objectively right about everything*

[@The.Corrupt]

*he is objectively right about everything 𓅱*

[@ilikewoIves]

i'm in 5th grade, and in english class we had to write a paragraph based on an image, and it included a bunch of children in a park, a babysitter, and ducks... so i wrote about ducks. and you know what? my teacher accepted it. edit: one point oats jenkins missed, pluto actually crosses the orbit of neptune. any counter arguments for that?

[@coltyn2003]

Holy shit there are actually people born in 2012-2013 using KZbin wtf

[@djdragon6567]

@@coltyn2003 im more suprised that someone at 5th grade can type better than 90% of people who use youtube.

[@ilikewoIves]

@@djdragon6567 thank you

[@Chirrie]

@@djdragon6567 well that's cuz a lot of people who use youtube are children

[@BunchOfGreyGrapes]

​@@djdragon6567To be completely honest, it's not even that good.

[@the_vine_queen]

I'm starting my third year in college as an Aerospace Engineering major, and I agree that Pluto should be a planet.

[@AdvYap]

I'm a pretty big cosmology guy, big into space and rockets, so this has actually inspired me, so I'm now going to do more research on this topic, and I'll post my thoughts later. Good video!

[@ryankunst668]

I would like to see these thoughts.

[@idkwhattoputhere1237]

@@ryankunst668I would like to see them also

[@89_jojc57]

When people talk about Pluto’s moon Charon being a reason for Pluto not being a planet they mean that Pluto and Charon actually orbit each other also with clear orbit thing, it matters for Pluto because the other things in the Kuiper Belt are very similar in size to Pluto while the objects near the planets are way smaller.

[@TheNoxNoctis]

Don’t know why but i find the idea of Pluto and his moon orbiting around each other so precious

[@laserfoxpro]

why is that so wholesome

[@granniestack822]

pluto denier

[@mateotovar4548]

This thing with Charon being very similar to Pluto in size and both rotating each other means that there can't exist binary planets (they wouldn't be considered planets because orbit is not clear and they're like a moon of each other) just like there are binary stars? Man does this means that the twin planets from Outer Wilds are not planets?

[@89_jojc57]

@@mateotovar4548 I’m not saying binary planets can’t be planets, I’m just saying why people bring it up. I think the reason why people use it as another thing against Pluto is because when we found Charon we thought it was just a moon but then when we discovered that it was in a binary system with Pluto, we still just called it a moon and not another dwarf planet so we just saw it as Pluto and it’s moon orbit each other.

[@PeculiarDorito]

Most scientific proof in denmark

[@jv______]

that poem was fire 🔥

[@pafnutiytheartist]

Since you seem to actualy care: The main problem with pluto being a planet is that we'll have tens or hundreds of planets (depending on definition) if we include all pluto-like objects. Some exhamples are Ceres and Eris if you want to look into it more.

[@lukewilcox7774]

That's bogus. PLUTO DESERVES RIGHTS

[@peanutgallery4]

They don't have atmospheres though?

[@willofthewinds3222]

​@@peanutgallery4Neither does Mercury.

[@ryanvanhughes1747]

I count ceres as a planet

[@AuckedGD]

The reason Pluto is a dwarf planet is because of its moon Charon. Charon is half the size of Pluto and due to the rules of something being classified as a planet, a celestial body can only be a planet if 1. It is in a stable orbit around the sun. In which it is. 2. It has to resemble a sphere in which it does. 3. It has to clear other objects in its orbit that is half the size of it or bigger Pluto fails this because of Charon. That is why Pluto isn't a planet and never will be again

[@octo82]

The poem brought tears to my eyes.

[@PeculiarDorito]

Actuall great work from ours truly

[@Soulessblur]

In highschool one of my english finals involved writing and performing a song (I don't understand either). Specifcally, it was supposed to be a love song. Because were children, the teacher specified that it didn't have to be romantic love, but about something in particular you have a strong platonic love or admiration for. Your parents, your teacher, your dog, your friends. I, in my usual sarcastic self, chipped in "Or your lunch". This was a no-nonsense teacher, so when the class laughed, she just looked at me deadpan and said, "if you're looking to not take this seriously get a failing grade, sure". I took that as a challenge. So in Junior year, I wrote "You're my ham sandwich". And it. was. terrible. But it passed, and more importantly, it had the entire class dying of laughter, stick in the mud teacher included.

[@lorzy2793]

You're not the only one, I copy pasted my geography presentation for 4th, 7th and 9th grade and I always got a good grade

[@bageldogm]

A really interesting argument i saw somewhere was that if some planets were placed were pluto is, they also wouldnt have cleared their orbit, so pluto is only considered a dwarf planet because of its position, not because of pluto itself. Or maybe we should just demote all the other ones that wouldnt have cleared their path there idk.

[@AuckedGD]

It's not counting asteroids it's about its largest moon Charon. If Earth was placed there it would still be a planet because it wouldn't have anything 50% bigger than it interfere with its orbit. .

[@tri-ify8852]

@@AuckedGDalso that Neptune is there

[@felizen]

Pluto has been around for millions of years and hasn't hit shit, if the other planets count as having a clear orbit, Pluto also fucking does

[@PeculiarDorito]

It’s just a theory, a game theory

[@DravenAlexander]

Matpat in a nutshell 😂

[@JasNode]

a space theory

[@felizen]

@@JasNode i was gonna say "an astronomy theory" but this is better

[@snakesareadorable8515]

And thats just a theory, A SPACE THEORY

[@PeculiarDorito]

Best flex ever

[@JasmineElizabeth824]

One time I tried this and got failed for "self-plagiarism". Like WTF? I literally made the work. Are you telling me it doesn't count because I didn't make it excplicitly for this assignment?

[@granniestack822]

bro got points off for making the essay 💀💀💀☠️☠️

[@cmyk8964]

See, you try it with multiple different teachers/professors so they don’t remember it from last year.

[@JasmineElizabeth824]

@@cmyk8964 It was different teachers, but I still got caught. IDK how.

[@FishDino1310]

@@JasmineElizabeth824teachers gonna talk a lot during their free time

[@lifeisfakenews]

6:24 oats is that guy that always said "the teacher can't give the whole year a detention"

[@mr.dragon.purple9209]

"Pluto is alone" Cereria:Am I a joke to you?

[@potatomudkip]

As an astronomy nerd, the counter arguments hurt my soul Titan has an atmosphere, 243 Ida has a moon and its an asteroid, the clear neighborhood means that the debris arond its orbit shold have a mass which is significantly less than the planet which plto doesnt pass. Though it wold be pretty fun

[@AuckedGD]

Same it hurts me so much that people argue about Pluto being a planet without doing any real research

[@PeculiarDorito]

Actual fax

[@Machodave2020]

This video was so good that I'm actually going to watch it again.

[@drezzydrez]

Pluto has always been a planet in my mind

[@PeculiarDorito]

All hail bird from Egypt!

[@kidredglow2060]

WOW this is a differnt type of video and i like it continue the good work

[@DetectiveWolfieYT]

Best verbal essay I've ever watched.

[@waltuhmelon]

Pluto is a planet

[@Snufaay]

This reminds me of the time when I lost most of my "friends" in middle school after an intervention done on me that included my room always being too messy (it was part of a bullying program initiated by the most toxic girl in the group). Same thing happened to Pluto, poor guy

[@dannyshort778]

pluto is a planet

[@mathguy37]

Planet is a pluto

[@Tytytiger2]

Planet is a pluto

[@yinnky]

Pluto is a plunot

[@Newpant]

Planet is a Pluto

[@LearningWithLiam]

Facts

[@akaithecreator7448]

only person who can say being at school is good for you without looking cringe

[@han.ako_1]

even though it’s different from your usual videos, it still made me laugh and it was entertaining! this is the exact reason why i subscribed

[@parkermitchell2792]

Another classic W from Oats

[@user-jw5sx1bk5b]

pluto is a planet and this sort of video is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly good i would like if you keep it up

[@user-fj4cn7oh3e]

There is one thing I would like to mention with this It actually at times can come out of the Kuiper Belt so much that at times it’s closer to the sun than Neptune

[@chemplay866]

By clear orbit it probably meant that it crosses the orbit of fucking Neptune.

[@AuckedGD]

It's talking about charon

[@NeroDefogger]

I say it several times when the topic is brought, I have my own classification system, in it the moon, IO, europa, ganymede, callisto and titan are planets while pluto, eris and triton are semiplanets

[@login770]

I agree, i think they should change the requirements to be a planet, the fact that it has oceans and an atmosphere and is the only one we know to have one should make it a planet

[@ryankunst668]

Not sure where you got that from but every planet in the solar system has an atmosphere...

[@AuckedGD]

Mercury doesn't have an atmosphere but terrain on Pluto doesn't make it a planet also Titan has the exact same things so it's not the only one we know

[@ryankunst668]

@@AuckedGD I also thought mercury didn't have an atmosphere but I looked it up when I posted my previous comment and saw it did; but then doing some more looking just now, it seems it has a very thin atmosphere. Some sources seem count it as having an atmosphere and others don't.

[@AuckedGD]

@@ryankunst668 I didn't know that thanks

[@crab442]

It’s also partially because it also revolves a little around another dwarf planet

[@Polai010]

Everything revolves everything else a little bit.

[@tri-ify8852]

@@Polai010but the center of the rotation or whatever it’s called isn’t even in Pluto. And they are of very similar size

[@PeculiarDorito]

real king fr

[@MouseCreations]

Damn, you convinced me

[@Idkqwhat]

Also earth got hit by 2 asteroids the first one was called “Gaia” I believe that was the one that knocked earths axis for seasons and the second was ofc the one that wiped out the dinos

[@arrensodyssey4016]

i LOVE OATS JENKiNS 𓅱

[@donovan0937]

I’m currently doing an argumentative essay, and I choose “Why Pluto isn’t a Planet” as my topic, and then I found this in my feed randomly and I want to change my topic.

[@tuhmbee]

i agree with this so much, but can we get some love for the other dwarf planets? they all deserve to be planets just as much as Pluto does.

[@mr.dragon.purple9209]

Well, now I'm convinced Pluto is a planet

[@MeowTube1]

when I was in primary school literally every time we had to do a project of our choice i would write one on cats i was like obsessed. I didn't copy and paste anything but like I already knew everything abotu cats so i used the same facts and everything every year lol

[@agatix]

And now you used it 4th time to make content out of it😂 what a great Pluto

[@snz_iisera]

5:00 bro took out the line out of the quake logo 😭

[@someoneontheinternet072]

I’m pretty sure that the guy who decided to try and remove Pluto from the list wrote a paper about why he was wrong.

[@DrKaufee]

Fun fact, our sun is officially classified as a yellow dwarf star. So if someone agrees that the sun is indeed a star (duh…) then they are being hypocritical if they don’t agree that Pluto is also a planet. Being a dwarf variant of a thing by definition makes you a variant of THAT THING. Dwarf elephants are still elephants, etc. If you want to get real spicy, ask them if people with dwarfism are still people.

[@PeculiarDorito]

Oats poetry major?

[@Hyrulistic]

I like this format of video 🙂

[@Alittlebitofeverythingoffical]

I’m convinced!

[@user-yl6fb6fn1v]

Technically Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune shouldn’t be considered planets, because all of those have at least one moon which technically counts as in non-clear orbit.

[@BuilderBasti]

Pluto is love. Pluto is life.

[@deangeloenriquez1603]

In reference to the atmosphere and ocean points some of Jupiter’s and Saturn’s moons have those

[@yugimuto1639]

okay I am convinced

[@misterglo1394]

That poem made me cry 😭

[@CandyRobloxAnimationEdits]

I mean now you’ve convinced me that Pluto is a planet and u did a kinda smart move copy and pasting but then again not and also keep up the great work oats lol

[@pokmanl9810]

For the “clearing it’s orbit”, there is actually a pretty solid way to define it. By comparing the weight of the proposed planet to all the things in its orbit, there is a very clear divide between the eight planets (the planet with the lowest ratio being Mars) and all of the dwarf planets. And even though I love Pluto for how interesting it’s surface is, I don’t think I can personally define it as a planet

[@notrickastleyish]

Pluto is a part of my planetarium.

[@DeusExMamiya]

I’m sad because the red heart shape on Pluto is beautiful and it’s my favourite planet because of that, also Charon looks so cool too

[@aspeneverything4542]

pluto is a planet i have already thought that but you made my beleif strong

[@PeculiarDorito]

Pog Oat letter

[@squeakerboodle]

holy shit that poem was epic

[@claytonharting9899]

Haha great video As far as the “cleared orbit” thing, that isn’t the full issue. The IAU could always redefine “planet” to include Pluto. The real issue is that if we included Pluto as a planet, there’s something like 13 other Pluto-like objects we’d also have to include. And nobody wants to make elementary school students memorize over 20 planets

[@FantasyRoyaleReal]

You convinced me but the atmosphere stuff would demote mercy because there is no atmosphere

[@Stick3333]

Could you please do a video where you say which game mascots would win in a fight please

[@Frogboyaidan]

Moons have atmospheres too (Titan and such)

[@Spaceman14475]

Bro needs to make a video where he fixes the Solar system

[@Humanity_Will_Die]

I’ve always thought my boi should upgrade from dog to planet once more

[@EpilepsyFF]

2 years ago. There was Pluto's reprisal. Now its... oats jenkins

[@tumblerweed52]

i enjoyed this

[@charlietoburritofilms5547]

Keep on chooglein’

[@moosec6293]

5:23 WE CLEARING PLUTO'S ORBIT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@Katniss218]

Pluto is awesome, regardless of what label we decide to put on it.

[@ItsAmyyyyyy]

Petition to make Pluto a planet 👇

[@PeculiarDorito]

All hail waluigi

[@Hoellenmann]

If we "promote" pluto back to a planet we have to "promote" the other dwarf planets that fulfill the first two requirements as well. So we would have hundreds of planets, I mean fine by me but we have to stay consistent.

[@Forever-GM-Dusty]

Well I can't argue that it's not a planet when you're always objectively correct

[@bruhnish598]

1:18 relatable af

[@PeculiarDorito]

Pluto is the best planet

[@The.Corrupt]

Everything Oats says is objectively correct. If he says Pluto is a planet, fck the science, it's a planet 𓅱

[@akesiyt]

wow im convinced

[@silkydraws0]

You definitely need to make a diss track towards the IAU

[@earthquakeshaker2935]

You missed one major point that is also a reason for Pluto not being a planet. After Pluto astronomers discovered more planets that were around the same size as pluto. A lot of them were discovered. It came to a point where they decided this maybe too much planets for the standard solar system models and Because they were much smaller than the other planets. So that is why they started the votes. Because all of those planets are similar sizes all of them were going to be either planets or dwarf planets. In the end all were now classified as dwarf planets.

[@tri-ify8852]

How is this a point they decided they needed a boundary between planet other stuff and they did that.

[@derpboi42]

The only major problem with Pluto being a planet is that there are at least another five dwarf planets of similar size that are also in the Kuiper Belt, and memorizing like 15 planets is a lot harder than 8

[@SpagEddie8113]

Yeah and then we’d probably have to count Ceres too

[@TheBlueWizzrobe]

Having an atmosphere sounds like a much more sensible criterion for being a planet than having a clear orbit, and since Pluto is the only current dwarf planet with an atmosphere, it wouldn't force us to add all of the other dwarf planets.

[@alandarkcaster2902]

@@TheBlueWizzrobe mercury doesn't have an atmosphere

[@matiasgarciacasas558]

​@@TheBlueWizzrobebut not all planets have atmospheres, I think.

[@granniestack822]

pluto denier

[@Trainwreck3000]

titan (a moon) has an atmosphere lol

[@RammyTheDuck]

well, Im convinced