I Played as THE REAL KOIFISH (Me) in Crusader Kings 3!

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In the world of Crusader Kings 3 in the 867 start date, there are many legendary characters to play as! Haesteinn the Viking, Charles the Bald and many, many more legends! BUT WHAT IF, someone from the future was to time travel back in time, a real isekai moment... the authors self insert, if you will? THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT TODAY!
In this video, Koifish will create HIMSELF in the game! Matching everything from appearance, traits and starting location! I truly PUT MYSELF INTO THE GAME! Will a modern day human be able to become the STRONGEST VIKING KING and unite Sweden? Only one way to find out!
This idea was inspired by Mellow Scott! Make sure to check out his video with the same premise! It was super fun to use the custom ruler designer and create myself, to see what my life could have been like if I was born as a viking chief in medieval times!
The question still stands... How did I go about it when I Became a TIME TRAVELER in CRUSADER KINGS 3!
#ck3 #crusaderkings3

[@Koifish]

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[@frosting5467]

ok

[@SnowflakeVee]

More like Koinfish, getting paid by anime land

[@LilleTotte]

Östra Aros låg utanför Uppsala. Östra Aros bytte namn när ärkestiftet flyttades från Uppsala till Östra Aros 1273 och Uppsala fick namnet Gamla Uppsala.

[@Interns-Eternal-Empire]

plz do a nestorian empire like hastine going to Byzantium moving to east anatollia beating up abbasids and Persians becomeing nestorian and conquering the entire Middle East

[@Morran283]

jag har varit i örebrå rekomenderar inte

[@TsarHades]

KOIFISH ISN'T A TALKING FISH WITH A HELMET? My life is a lie

[@Koifish]

It's a paid actor don't worry!

[@pong9489]

@@Koifishphew got me scared for a second

[@LordBonds]

Thank haestings ​@@Koifish

[@harbl99]

[strangulated Koifish "Nhaaaaaaah" sound]

[@TsarHades]

​@@Koifish That makes a lot more sense thank you

[@NotSimo]

Yo, where's genius and handsome?

[@Koifish]

Bro... look in the mirror 😍

[@captainsnakeye4495]

@@Koifish W Rizz

[@Dana-xy9vh]

@@KoifishI will look in your house

[@romuluslycanus1246]

"Where's genius and handsome?" Lads... get yourself a friend like Simo.

[@tannerheekin9605]

So wholesome ❤

[@foshershmul1648]

“Things I’ve done in real life” has two concubines

[@ursusmursus2709]

Don't tell his wife.

[@Karate_Shark]

🤫

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

He went out of his way to say that he's never been raiding but he didn't even acknowledge the concubines

[@seanburns9105]

So nice of Mrs. Koifish to let you have a few concubines.

[@LunaMoon0]

i'm telling you. if there are landless characters there will be a mod in which you can start as lowborn

[@tercioplays913]

Dlc coming with adventurers I think u will be able to play with unlanded characters

[@LunaMoon0]

@@tercioplays913 thats wath i meant

[@frankiecedeno3724]

I’m pretty sure they said you can make custom characters unlanded so you’re basically lowborn

[@The.marauders]

@@tercioplays913lol I was just about to tell him this

[@IronWolf123]

NGL that ending was awesome. The Bloody wedding, the king escaping, Koifish challenging him while sick, taking the throne, Bjorn dying from his injuries and Koifish dying from pneumonia.

[@leserb9228]

A better ending than Game of Thrones

[@CornBreadtm1]

Koifish: "What do you mean I die wrestling?!" Tombstone reads: 'Jobber'

[@Bavio]

I like how Koifish just ignored the fact he has 2 concubines 😂

[@YossarianWro]

There is going to be so much self insert character campaigns when we get landless gameplay

[@matteoallodi8030]

11:44 I will rain down my wrath on you, set your kingdom ablaze and pour salt on the spoiled lands for this blasphemous act… after I’ll be done, all shall tremble at the mere idea of uttering ketchup and pasta in the same conversation… Aside from that, awesome video, I hope you have a very fine day🫶.

[@AlwaysRightAllNight]

I agree, pasta with mayonnaise is better

[@povilzem]

Being a tourist is like reverse raiding. You go to a rich foreign city and give the locals all your money. It's great.

[@gogogadget1855]

Koifish has that golden retriever energy. Look at that diplomacy look at that love of food. I love it.

[@Alue14]

Koifish lived a life worth living... Becoming King of Sweden at the end of his life, he will drink and feast forever with the greats in Valhalla! And he will be fighting on the fields when Ragnarök hits!

[@DreaOnzagle]

So excited for all the Koifish lore I shall learn from this

[@ghastly7524]

My thoughts about Koifish Lore: He would immediatly set sail, making his way down to Montague, having a feast and many drinks with Haesteinn, declairing eternal Friendship, getting a map of the world and throw an axe onto the map, where ever the heck the axe lands will decide where the two would set sail to and cause complete mayham and confusion down there by setting up random runestones everywhere~

[@mikkelstergaard6218]

As someone who is Danish, I should probably be mad about that Danish joke... But I can't get myself to be mad at you, you just look so friendly, or maybe it's that high diplomacy stat On an unrelated note, I'm surprised you didn't call any of the children Hæsteinn

[@youngking5328]

At some point, they are going to add you to the game given how much you play it

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

If Paradox wont do it, modders have to

[@lema0925]

@@PraiseJ-Pope and they actually might in the dlc that makes playing as unlanded characters viable, or modders will... I hope

[@dinostancyberbully8561]

playing as unlanded? this will either be the most boring or the best thing crusader kings games ever seen. just imagian the room for roleplay here. hope paradox won't screw it up@@lema0925

[@Mhggbjj]

Koifish as a real viking reminds me of the Norseman series on netflix lmao

[@YunsAvatar]

“You died.” That wrestling death was clearly Paradox playing you.

[@JonStormr]

0:36 Get yourself a homie as wholesome as Simo. Such a bro.

[@hollowinside9511]

"I'm not good with the character creator" DUDE YOU FUCKIN CLONED URSELF PERFECTLY THATS A LIE

[@toastedsnow7982]

I, too, know somebody who puts ketchup on pasta. It's horrific. Culinary terrorism.

[@insertcringynamehere2937]

That is truly awful, why would some one ever do that?

[@lzbscalle7943]

uncultured. falukorv, stuvademakaroner och ketchup 💪🏻💪🏻🇸🇪🇸🇪

[@DemonKingBadger]

I can't comment as I generally don't care much for ketchup in general

[@chasercharls]

True horror knows no bounds.

[@SewingMink160]

Imagine ranch dressing on pasta.

[@orirotem2298]

Finally you played yourself

[@CapitaoBarbosa21]

Mrs. Koifish is a doctor?!?, you truly may be missing the Genius trait 🍻

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

6:20 wholesome ❤

[@Marksman_12]

17:59 That was good. Seeing the motto at the start, thinking it is not worth anything and then seeing it again, with it having much value and weight this time was great.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“In a violent sense! I’m violent! Aaarg!” I’m sure they are totally convinced and intimidated! 😂

[@akramgimmini8165]

Koifish playing with himself What a great time

[@tarheelsrule44]

I just stumbled upon your channel today looking for some CK3 content to hold me over until the next chapter, and Koifish, my man, you might be the most entertaining CK3 content guy I've ever watched! Please, keep making content. Everyone that I've watched has been amazing.

[@williek08472]

IS THAT THE CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV WITH AN EXPANDED FREE TRIAL WITH WHICH YOU CAN PLAY THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF A REALM REBORN AND THE AWARD-WINNING HEAVENSWARD EXPANSION _AND_ THE AWARD-WINNING EXPANSION STORMBLOOD UP TO LEVEL *70* WITH NO RESTRICTIONS ON PLAYTIME?

[@kohlicoide2258]

YES IT IS THE CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV WITH A EXPANDED FREE TRIAL WITH WHICH YOU CAN PLAY THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF A REALM REBORN, THE AWARD-WINNING HEAVENSWARD EXPANSION AND THE AWARD-WINNING EXPANSION STORMBLOOD UP TO LEVEL 70 WITH NO RESTRICTIONS ON PLAYTIME! PS. That even Zepla trolls Yoshi-P himself with that copypasta is just *chefkiss*

[@_K_101_]

Agreed it's the creepy weeb game i mean the critically acclaimed mmorrpg sorry a can't even finish the sentence 😂

[@TungstenArm]

An epic tale of murder and victory and family! Truly worthy of the great epics of old -and totally not dying in a random wrestling match-

[@Waflewastaken]

hi koifish, I'm an Italian guy and I love your videos but please don't put ketchup on pasta !

[@barondracniil6061]

6:15 Me not paying attention and hearing "We'll name our little boy stillborn"

[@skellypirate6345]

Amazing video. Always enjoying your content

[@arthriticgrandpa2875]

Koi, you know you have an army of 245,000 to lead if you ever do want to go raiding in real life.

[@jasonwhite6159]

Koifish dynasty playthrough!

[@RandomSlovenianSoldier]

Wooowww that would be epic if Koifish was in CK3. Playing as yourself in CK3 sounds like something really cool and different from normal gameplay

[@edgychico9311]

It's pretty common to die at around 50 years older in medieval times because of complications.

[@Fischfiletesser]

That music... it brings tears to my eyes. Drakensang, jewel of my childhood.

[@andreanecchi5930]

Koifish, could you make a video where you form the Bactrian empire with a Zoroastrian religion?

[@jackcarter1910]

Honestly a very fun video and bringing in so much personal adventures of yours in this manner is so Koifish. Really appriciated that. God bless your real life son and accompany him in his life. Also so many funny things to quote, just for example: But as Raider its not stealing, its our culture! :DDD

[@Brotrooper360]

Koifish casually taking concubines, I see you 😂

[@robertmowrey2009]

I just wish Koifish had a dog named "Jarl Haestinn" so he could yell, "Jarl Haestinn! Nooooo!!!!" more.

[@gorgutzfanboy46]

Who is this handsom young gentlefish on the videocover

[@austinschwartz7424]

honestly Im surprised he didn't just play as hastings

[@notjackolio]

Best 20 minutes I've had in a long time, love you koifish!

[@SquirrelMaestro]

He’s not just Heistein!

[@flotnar2512]

Videos getting more and more cinematic!

[@firesting]

Frejjas M*tta! Koifish är lätt min favorit när det kommer till youtube videos! xD (and no, i do follow alot of different youtubers, INCLUDE english and american, canadian and so on..) :D men Koifish big respect till dig! :D

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

Love this vid, but you didn't even meet Jarl Haesteinn!

[@alvaroromeromartinez7788]

It is not normal to put ketchup in the pasta

[@thetaikonaut8397]

“The Hunt Failed!” *10% Success Chance.*

[@noctusfury6918]

Seeing Chief/King Koifish and Chieftess Skuld's love for each other is so touching! I confess, I'm jealous of your love life. In real life, and in CK3 life. But I'm happy for you! 🥰 Also, if anyone is wondering why his relationship with his eldest son and family isn't affected from Koifish's involvement in the Red Wedding is because since his men disguised himself as mercenaries and the King Eirikr challenged Koifish not long after, it was believed to have been an attempt on Koifish's and Styrbjorn's lives since Koifish's claim to the throne and antagonism against Eirikr was well-known. And Koifish rising up "in anger" at the injustice of his son's wedding having been ruined has enhanced his popularity and good reputation. Thanks for the free publicity, Eirikr. 🤫😙😉😂

[@kaeganlagerquist1694]

We need a world conquest with house Koifishsson

[@felixify6662]

koi fish is hot

[@munchycrusader1143]

Now A saga truly worthy of thousand praises

[@LuisTorres-nx5ey]

"Babe wake up new koifish lore just dropped"

[@gomishofu7350]

11:52 here in Greece we indeed put ketchup on spagheti. I don't like it that way tho...

[@uwepaninski2681]

mal ein dickes lob aus BRD tolle Videos drei Daumen hoch!!!

[@Czaroslaw]

I have done a similar thing before. I started in Austria as a made up ancestor named after my father (but looked like me) and slowly moved my dynasty to today's Poland. Sadly due to how aging in CK3 works, my character started looking pretty old in late 20s.

[@MahmudHasan-me9qe]

Always wanted this video.😂

[@rzacoffeeboy1038]

This guy is funny. APPROVED 😂👍

[@hyugahablak1186]

HEY YOU ACTUALLY DID MY IDEA I SUGGESTED TO MELLOW SCOT AFTER HE DID IT! I’M MAKING WAYS WITH KZbinRS

[@raphaellever7483]

In m'y opinion of a semi Italian pasta with ketchup is a sacrilege

[@MrDando87]

That was incredible

[@Eidechsee]

Vlogging adventure channel when 🤨

[@snomcultist189]

Fake news, Everyone knows that koifish is a Scandinavian living in western France!

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

Hasteins roleplaying as Koifish is top content.

[@TotallyNotASIO]

This would go so well with the legend dlc thingy coming up

[@the_cowpoke]

this video is a cinematic masterpiece.

[@aidankenny521]

AYEEE! I'm busy at work so I can't watch yet but this is how I RP and I like to think maybe you saw my comment about that? Regardless, love you Koifish

[@Chinocchi]

Now keep the save so your child can continue the playthrough in the future.

[@firesting]

Ketchup on pasta is totally FINE!!! @Simo get used to it! :D

[@aberrantgamer]

Ketchup on pasta is fuckin wild

[@MageThief]

The legends says that the mighty Jarl Hæsteinn cried rivers when the news of his hero King Koifish Koifishsson death.

[@AbhiGod_862]

Just love koifish so much ❤

[@oppenz3723]

"featuring Koifish, as himself"

[@ArthurMcdonagh-fk7ke]

Nice video

[@nathanhaywood273]

Look at that! You became the king of Sweden!

[@ragnarrskulkrew6232]

Ketchup on pasta??? YOU HERITIC!!!!

[@Sarge430]

You are James Cordons twin. Lol. Sorry. Love your stuff man you crack me up.

[@giorgioinnocenti591]

I follow you and i am italian... Ketchup on pasta is almost a crime in italy

[@Astronimal]

Such an amazing biopic of the life of Koifish, truly he will be missed.

[@DaFloove]

I must play multiplayer with this handsome Viking!

[@Jungfrun1]

Not enough effort, gotta create the coat of arms for Närke and Örebro.

[@Rockstar-bq5fm]

Deserves a immediate like 👍

[@SuleymanGhimbir]

Koifish you are the best! 💪

[@MunchKING]

SO is Mrs. Koifish cool with all the Concubines?

[@JohnPaulSaylor]

Someone needs to make a Koifish mod that adds him as a ruler.

[@dr.harmacist5836]

Bro took two pictures of himself and thought we wouldn't notice

[@revoktorment440]

Bro gave himself 18 diplomacy :P

[@roanewakeman9031]

Wait. You played as true to life as possible. With 2 concubines?

[@reallyFrogman]

Koifish looks like the experienced DM that runs a one shot DND campaign to get new players into the game.

[@stonymick1478]

11:48 actual litteral heresy.

[@FranticSlide]

I decided to do the same after watching this video. I started out in Västermanland and became the king of norway in 1 lifetime

[@MrEtamsorojam]

On one hand, I'm sad you didn't name your son Haesteinn... ...on the other I'm proud you are beating your addiction of him🙂

[@rav9066]

Your editor is so funny

[@TommasoBivona]

As an italian, i can say that putting ketchup on pasta is a crime