Can you SURVIVE the 1066 INVASIONS as ENGLAND in Crusader Kings 3

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Koifish

Koifish

Күн бұрын

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@user-yr6ow6zc6o
@user-yr6ow6zc6o Жыл бұрын
Love how the 1066 invasions became a footnote to the Godwinson clan marriage drama
@jito7377
@jito7377 Жыл бұрын
I was so invested in Gyths story
@BlackJack55_55
@BlackJack55_55 Жыл бұрын
They almost did irl, but then Harold caught a severe case of arrow to the eye.
@sizanogreen9900
@sizanogreen9900 Жыл бұрын
happens to the best of us.
@yeetsahoy7867
@yeetsahoy7867 11 ай бұрын
I was a king like you till I took an arrow to the eye
@nevets2371
@nevets2371 11 ай бұрын
That and his soldiers chased after the maybe actually fleeing Normans, contrary to his orders, breaking up their formation, which was their only good defense against the Norman Cavalry, who subsequently tore them to shreds. Godwinson was killed in the confusion, allegedly by said arrow to the eye
@stoutalarm8374
@stoutalarm8374 10 ай бұрын
Harold after defeating Haadrada basically ran his army south in only like 3 days maybe less if I remember correctly, from what I learned from history if he had stopped to rest in London his troops would of most likely recovered fatigue and possible gained reinforcements against William and his struggling supply chain. That and He let his men charge down a hill and break their own shield wall 2 times over in a defensive battle
@nevets2371
@nevets2371 10 ай бұрын
@@stoutalarm8374 to be fair, the accounts say that his men breaking formation was counter to his orders, so you can hardly say he let them charge
@sethd.8381
@sethd.8381 Жыл бұрын
"Almost as clever as my very hilarious wife!" *wife has 0 learning*
@alvaroaraujo3986
@alvaroaraujo3986 Жыл бұрын
First time seeing the Pope starting with "my dear Son-in-law," Awesome feat Koifish
@YunsAvatar
@YunsAvatar Жыл бұрын
Koifish played this so wholesome… and was surrounded by the strangest collection of perverts ever. Giving the Pope your wife’s toy made me literally burst into laughter.
@reynaradeleviora5555
@reynaradeleviora5555 Жыл бұрын
If Harold had survived the invasion, English would likely have more Norse influence rather than French. It is possible that we might not be speaking English today.
@that1ginger22
@that1ginger22 Жыл бұрын
They would have stayed speaking old English mate no Norse (apart from maybe the north) influence
@mediocremenace4566
@mediocremenace4566 Жыл бұрын
Anglish
@Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu
@Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu Жыл бұрын
It'd have stayed as anglo-saxon language, though Yorkshire had alraedy been conquered and infulenced by norse culure before
@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl
@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl Жыл бұрын
We also wouldn’t of had a claim to the French throne so the 100 years war might not of happened either
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 Жыл бұрын
America would actually have been an Anglo-Saxon nation like all those annoying Irish and Scottish descended people waving the flag keep saying.
@TrollOfReason
@TrollOfReason Жыл бұрын
King Gyrth "The Lovethirsty" of England was truly a great saga.
@demutrudu6106
@demutrudu6106 Жыл бұрын
the first ck3 game I played as ireland, I actually had harold survive on his own without any sort of intervention. I had assumed that's how it always was, I only found out it was different on my second game.
@MrLocurito
@MrLocurito Жыл бұрын
damn, now i need a part 2, and you know what would be funny? doing a reverse conquest of the norman lands.
@A_CUP_OF_LIBER-TEE
@A_CUP_OF_LIBER-TEE Жыл бұрын
I did this with harold to. right now I am Roman emperor. Lol
@SaulBadman-wb5kt
@SaulBadman-wb5kt Жыл бұрын
Expectation: Anglo Saxons reigning supreme Reality: a documentary about Gyrths lovelife
@Bigdohxp
@Bigdohxp Жыл бұрын
I love this series. And by the rate it's going, my grandchildren will also enjoy it. While also being totally bewitched by Haesteinn! Damn that man for his ungodly charisma!
@simoncodrington
@simoncodrington Жыл бұрын
These hard / involved starts are the best content, working them out like a puzzle, seeing how you can survive. Great work mate, more like this one plz!
@furretthefuzzynoodle3896
@furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Жыл бұрын
16:27 him just loosing his full sanity, I love it that’s why I watch you koi fish!
@duncanharrell5009
@duncanharrell5009 Жыл бұрын
Seeing the Pope address you as Son-In-Law feels so cursed…
@megacheese
@megacheese Жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice his wife being wounded after consummating the marriage @ 14:20? 🤣
@PaperMicShow
@PaperMicShow Жыл бұрын
She was bleeding 🩸 😂
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 Жыл бұрын
17:07 The Pope has a child and she's not even a bastard. Did... did the Pope adopt a kid!?
@HandyDandy6
@HandyDandy6 5 ай бұрын
Snorri the wolf pope?
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Жыл бұрын
Surviving in England? Lot of people are still struggling with it today... 💀
@penzorphallos3199
@penzorphallos3199 Жыл бұрын
Instead of Norse adventurer invasions it's pakistani adventurers ☠️☠️
@quiquemarquez3211
@quiquemarquez3211 Жыл бұрын
​@@penzorphallos3199Damn this comment mate, casual racism eh?
@penzorphallos3199
@penzorphallos3199 Жыл бұрын
@@quiquemarquez3211 sounds like you don't have to live with them. even as a muslim Filipino I have to avoid those people to dodge stabbings. UK visibly failed to teach them honor and self respect when they were colonized....
@are6021
@are6021 Жыл бұрын
A slave to the West👆🏻​@@penzorphallos3199
@AssyrianTitan
@AssyrianTitan Жыл бұрын
@@quiquemarquez3211 He's not wrong, instead of the Normans invading from France its Arab/African migrants lol
@cba2make1up
@cba2make1up Жыл бұрын
What better video to watch after Haestinn's English adventure
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
17:49 the dad, his holiness, is drooling on his holy robes and breathing manually
@dechchat.fahsang
@dechchat.fahsang Жыл бұрын
14:04 🤣 best moment i cried and choked on oxygen 10/10 Lady ravine would be proud
@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Жыл бұрын
I desperately wish for more of this soap opera, please!
@YunsAvatar
@YunsAvatar Жыл бұрын
“My wife will help me in matters of the court.” Let’s hope that she is not using your wedding present for that task.
@alexlower505
@alexlower505 Жыл бұрын
The unexpected adventures of King Gyrth, unlucky in love despite his most grandiose of balls.
@oddglorfindel1106
@oddglorfindel1106 Жыл бұрын
Very cool finally getting this as someone who loves and focuses the Anglo Saxon period :^D, personally I wish Harold Godwinson had succeeded given how much the Norman conquest destroyed of the culture, how it changed the language and their introduction of serfdom and later dragging us into the 100 years war. Edit: very ironic them sieging Constantinople given that after the norman conquest many anglo saxons left for Constantinople and the varangians became known as the anglo varangian guard as depicted in the Jatvadr saga (to my understanding not a copy of it yet but there is not english translation of it I have been able to find lol)
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
2:23 "Girls love swords!" Yes, yes we do.
@awesomepork101
@awesomepork101 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see this continuing!
@dominicadrean2160
@dominicadrean2160 Жыл бұрын
Here's a funny question what do you want to see in the future Crusader Kings DLCs😊
@donpollo3154
@donpollo3154 Жыл бұрын
sex
@antorseax9492
@antorseax9492 Жыл бұрын
Cardinals Thought of one I'd prefer: Parliament (though parliaments that could challenge the royal government only came about in the Age of Absolutism)
@thomaswilkinson646
@thomaswilkinson646 Жыл бұрын
Rest of the ‘old world’ added
@tiagotre1
@tiagotre1 Жыл бұрын
​@@thomaswilkinson646Impossible , that will not happen like it didn't happen in ck3 , the best they did was the Aztec invasions and the kowtow trips to the emperor of china , with ck3 it's even worse , the burden on your cpu would be so hard that the game itself would be reinvented and it should be called ck4
@truth6441
@truth6441 Жыл бұрын
More than two start dates....but I am not holding my breath.
@mementomori771
@mementomori771 Жыл бұрын
This would be an interesting one to see continue
@foisopracurtir6389
@foisopracurtir6389 Жыл бұрын
17:11 King Gyth seems to have a thing for Charismatic Negotiators...
@rusael333
@rusael333 Жыл бұрын
24:16 ALEXIOS KOMNENOS MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅 WTF IS THE DECLINE OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE
@Therealhistorytheorist
@Therealhistorytheorist Жыл бұрын
Luv your videos bruv. Keep up the good work❤
@CoeGr
@CoeGr Жыл бұрын
God damn do I love the Bannerlord theme in the background of the intro.
@michanycz7166
@michanycz7166 Жыл бұрын
Hi Koifish, great stuff as usual. I think this is pretty much perfect as it is. But I have two ideas for you. Stay in England, but play either as William Marshal (and be perfect knight and protector of the Plantagenet kings) or as Simon de Montfort (crush Henry III and establish parliamentary monarchy). In either case, the challenge would be to be the power behind the throne. Ultimately, I leave it to the people in the comments to either upvote this or ignore it.
@SennaAugustus
@SennaAugustus Жыл бұрын
Wessex siblings in Mercia.
@michanycz7166
@michanycz7166 Жыл бұрын
@@SennaAugustus that could work too.
@Zephyrus60
@Zephyrus60 Жыл бұрын
This one was a banger I’d like to see more of this play through
@patrickwilliams6143
@patrickwilliams6143 8 күн бұрын
Your grandfather was clearly a distinguished and educated gentleman.
@444otKiyBraTo4EK
@444otKiyBraTo4EK Жыл бұрын
Як завжди, відео вийшло цікавим та кумедним !
@alatamore
@alatamore Жыл бұрын
Well, I guess Harold sounds a little like Haesteinn...but...that's where the similarities end...
@davidandersson5610
@davidandersson5610 Жыл бұрын
11:52 My man got married to Michael Jackson
@TZJ-Cryptolalia
@TZJ-Cryptolalia 6 ай бұрын
I can’t wait to watch this series at episode letter H
@anothergmodfan3350
@anothergmodfan3350 Жыл бұрын
Being sick doesn’t stop the Koifish grind💪 (I am actually sick, no joke)
@nicetas2344
@nicetas2344 Жыл бұрын
Your brother is the one who gave his claim away to the norwegians in exchange of some duchies 😂 and yet you welcomed him back
@mattparker9726
@mattparker9726 Жыл бұрын
16:58 Koifish don't want the slooty sister????? 😵
@joshwheatley8303
@joshwheatley8303 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if all of koifishes Haestine play throughs were on one map, starting in the start location in 867
@Tmwombocombo
@Tmwombocombo Жыл бұрын
I did it by allying myself with the HRE, France, Denmark, and some others. Norway attacked France and the HRE, Denmark, and I swept through William’s armies.
@SpringOnion567
@SpringOnion567 Жыл бұрын
The Brits don’t control Cyprus. They just have an extremely important military communication facility more or less in the middle of the island that keeps the Greek and Turk sides of the island from doing civil war.
@aidankenny521
@aidankenny521 Жыл бұрын
Keep it up!!!
@militarybuff7107
@militarybuff7107 11 ай бұрын
apparently william the conqueror is one of my ancestors. Pretty neat.
@emilianohermosilla3996
@emilianohermosilla3996 Жыл бұрын
I' love for you to go for the Angevin empire!!
@alexbattaglia8297
@alexbattaglia8297 3 ай бұрын
Damn Gaita, telling your soon-to-be husband that you have a lover, getting imprisoned for adultery, getting divorced, forced to be a nun, then your first lover dies, so you try to seduce your ex the King of England who only divorced you because you had extra-marital relations... really on that *grind*set
@orirotem2298
@orirotem2298 Жыл бұрын
This is crazy almost as my matilda experiments i do with mods😈😈
@vincikos
@vincikos Жыл бұрын
super nice video!.)
@heinzlilio4612
@heinzlilio4612 Жыл бұрын
Pope man having a daughter despite being chaste has to the biggest bruh moment of this playthrough
@linox0628
@linox0628 Жыл бұрын
great video but pls make some CK2 videos as well
@shubhampatel6908
@shubhampatel6908 Жыл бұрын
the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks.
@povilzem
@povilzem Жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna visit my Holy Father-in-law, the Pope"
@Dorf274
@Dorf274 Жыл бұрын
How the FUCK did he resist the urge to not play Haesteinn for the 500th time for the letter H
@Dexalium
@Dexalium Жыл бұрын
Koifish, do you think there should be an achievement where as Russia own every empire in the Eurasian Steppe?
@stoneshield6653
@stoneshield6653 Жыл бұрын
STRAPPON YOUR ANGLOSAXON?!?!??!?!??!!!! KOIFISH GIVING A HEAD?????!!!
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 Жыл бұрын
Koifish may have beaten the Normans, but he still made the Anglo-Saxons the English. A terrible crime.
@reubenbrownlee4303
@reubenbrownlee4303 Жыл бұрын
Cougars make the best bacon and eggs.
@Sjohof99
@Sjohof99 Жыл бұрын
Im in my first playthrough and I dont understand why England became Norway like 3 years after I started 😮
@BradlyClarke
@BradlyClarke Жыл бұрын
Best wishes
@dominicadrean2160
@dominicadrean2160 Жыл бұрын
Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with Latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits
@Tommy-qc4rj
@Tommy-qc4rj 7 ай бұрын
Swedes complaining about British food is class. Enjoy your Baltic Rotting Fish bro, Cod FTW.
@hyugahablak1186
@hyugahablak1186 Жыл бұрын
Don’t tell Laith someone named Lionheart is cool to you e
@Hugo_Mendez
@Hugo_Mendez Жыл бұрын
26:17 MY SON IS THE KING OF CROATIA
@darkhorse505
@darkhorse505 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see British form the great British empire hundreds of years early 😄 Give me that curry! 🍛 lol
@Fir3Soul
@Fir3Soul Жыл бұрын
When the king died chocking on bread my GF choked on lasnaga but she is superior as she survived
@weyjosh5213
@weyjosh5213 11 ай бұрын
restore anglo saxon pride!! yes more campaigns
@immortalengin3856
@immortalengin3856 Жыл бұрын
Unlisted video?
@connorbarton4308
@connorbarton4308 Жыл бұрын
Do you think if you were Anglo Saxon and you invaded Normandy you could become English?
@orirotem2298
@orirotem2298 Жыл бұрын
Where is matilda ?
@SennaAugustus
@SennaAugustus Жыл бұрын
Another Koifish video, another Cagliari invasion.
@Hiroakiarai88
@Hiroakiarai88 9 ай бұрын
the good ending
@dwightdeisenhower53
@dwightdeisenhower53 4 ай бұрын
Bro became Anglish
@masterofallthelakesintown2472
@masterofallthelakesintown2472 Жыл бұрын
You should have colonized Crimea because the anglo-Saxon’s actually had colonies there. Paradox even included this in the game because the kingdom title there will be called New England if an Anglo-Saxon rules it.
@more17
@more17 Жыл бұрын
As someone from New England (USA) that's pretty cool!
@Chaotic_Fragment
@Chaotic_Fragment Жыл бұрын
Wait there’s a second new england?
@user-gw5df2br5k
@user-gw5df2br5k Жыл бұрын
​@Chaotic_Fragment yeah it's in the north east of the usa
@Chaotic_Fragment
@Chaotic_Fragment Жыл бұрын
@@user-gw5df2br5k i knew about that one
@guymitchell3557
@guymitchell3557 Жыл бұрын
That makes sense! I wondered why it became New England after a crusade - I thought any eastern crusader states ruled by an Anglic culture got the name
@zaoda1357
@zaoda1357 Жыл бұрын
island survival fish
@fetusmerchant9567
@fetusmerchant9567 Жыл бұрын
Bannerlord When
@RichardB_Uk
@RichardB_Uk Жыл бұрын
Is koifish secretly English
@Opava_army
@Opava_army Жыл бұрын
Play bohemia pls
@IronWolf123
@IronWolf123 Жыл бұрын
Koifish, Tadjoura was French
@literallywater3000
@literallywater3000 Жыл бұрын
I ❤ 🐟
@davidkube7467
@davidkube7467 Жыл бұрын
Onward to the Punjab
@lucasportasio
@lucasportasio Жыл бұрын
Island """paradise"""
@alatamore
@alatamore Жыл бұрын
Pope's daughter had no mother and wasn't a bastard. Hmmm...
@nilex5818
@nilex5818 Жыл бұрын
Pope giving virgin birth? Bug or feature? Hmmm 🤔
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
Adoption
@d1ogovisky979
@d1ogovisky979 9 ай бұрын
didn't conquer india :(
@kevdog6425
@kevdog6425 Жыл бұрын
You said you'd take India, so take India!
@orirotem2298
@orirotem2298 Жыл бұрын
Bring matilda
@SilverionX
@SilverionX 6 ай бұрын
A comment down below
@fidoruh
@fidoruh Жыл бұрын
Oh... I said invade France.
@doudline2662
@doudline2662 Жыл бұрын
ez one
@saxonking
@saxonking Жыл бұрын
tale India
@evostage666
@evostage666 Жыл бұрын
Yes some people can, but you’re not the best at this game, offense
@DreaOnzagle
@DreaOnzagle Жыл бұрын
I have so many questions about how the Pope had a non-bastard daughter
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
Adoption
@upi556
@upi556 Жыл бұрын
You already lost this run because you British
@Latham2096
@Latham2096 Жыл бұрын
😢
@Altair.1187
@Altair.1187 8 ай бұрын
Please lose the accent ..
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