The Worst Dating Game on Steam

[@ughitstanja]

"Oh hi Mark." "I just gave him THE ROOM key" That must have been intentional, I refuse to believe otherwise.

[@casperthesociallyawkwardgh6811]

Was just about to comment this lol, I love it

[@chrisoony19]

Fun fact : Tommy Wiseau actual wrote directed and did all the voice acting for this game! He even left a subtle Easter egg in for true fans to discover

[@Scriptures_K]

Still waiting for the sequel

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@@chrisoony19 Even the female characters? Wow he has a vocal range lol

[@chrisoony19]

@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 you're God Dam Right! Don't put tommy in a box he can do anything he puts his money to.

[@Slackersink1]

This game is a fantastic mess. The main quest is simply asking the shop owners about your brother, then finding evidence of him squatting at some abandoned house, and the devs thanking us for playing, and more will be added soon. Every voice-over is priceless. The steam news is mostly the devs apologizing for the lack of content and the drama surrounding creating anything new.

[@CrazyCrayfish]

@@toopink4death492 obvious ad

[@TheFos88]

@@CrazyCrayfish I'm Khezu

[@-sammot-]

@@toopink4death492 what do you mean similar?! The only thing they have in common is that the mc inherets a hotel/bnb and that it's a dating sim. For the the rest they are entirely different games gameplay/plot/visual/gameworld features wise.

[@bobobsen]

Why did you play it?

[@devforfun5618]

@@-sammot- looks similar enough to me

[@jeffwoodcarrison1516]

''Let's play like The Sims'' *Murders every single person that has met him* Yup, thats our Kevin alright

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX21potqeceka8U

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Majima!

[@DartzinhoV]

This game puzzles me. It is the most inconsistent thing I’ve ever seen. The graphics and animations are either top tier, or straight out of the uncanny valley; the sound effects are absolutely terrible, yet the voice acting kinda holds; the story is all over the place and yet somehow it can keep a general narrative going, and finally, even though it’s a dating sim, it gives more attention to the hunting and to the basketball court than to the actual dating.

[@ProperBadger]

Hang on, you genuinely think the voice acting holds up? Surely you’re joking 😂

[@DartzinhoV]

@@ProperBadger I mean… yeah, it’s shit, but it’s also better than most other crap sim games. At least it isn’t TTS

[@darmocat]

@@DartzinhoV TTS would be more lifelike than this voice acting.

[@gManGabe]

_The graphics and animations are either top tier, or straight out of the uncanny valley_ That's what happens when you just buy whatever asset pack and add to your game

[@samurphy]

This is what happens when you spend money in the Unity store for top tier assets, and have a couple cute friends who can almost voice act, but you don't know how to make a game.

[@NeedSomething2845]

I can't believe an innocent Catholic boy like Kevin is playing a dating sim this is so frightening

[@GAMER123GAMING]

Unbelievable

[@LISALee-bv7vr]

Innocent? ...

[@NeedSomething2845]

@@LISALee-bv7vr I've only ever known Kevin to be a good Catholic boy, he surely is not capable of anything bad or malicious

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

If Kevin wants the best dating sim, he should play Doki Doki Literature Club 😉

[@danieltroop1399]

yes 'innocent' us Christians, Catholics whatever aren't innocent like we used to be

[@ZombieSazza]

“Not only did she sink like a rock, she got dressed for her funeral” Actually dying, this game was very painful but Kevin made it absolute gold

[@Raseration]

"Thank you, Unity Engine Pewdiepie" was probably the funniest thing I heard all day. That description prefectly describes both the voice and appearance of that character :D

[@_elle]

it caught me so off guard!! the second he said it i had to pause i was laughing so hard

[@mermermerk]

same, i nearly chocked on my tea when i heard it lol

[@aliveslice]

The asset could be based of him tbh but maybe a coincidence 😉 the resemblance is strong

[@6dark6kid6]

@@aliveslice but your username tho… +1 internetz for you!

[@arima_song]

@@aliveslice I also wanted to say that you have a based username

[@ClownNaround]

5:14 I like how he says “last time” like this isnt the first time his father has died.

[@joshgiesbrecht]

This game is a strange mix of looking well made and playing like it's absolutely butchered.

[@TheSwordofDoubt]

I keep getting distracted by the house, it looks so pretty. Too bad the rest of the game is... eh.

[@Herkan97]

It's possible it's an asset flip and the assets mostly look good. But since you also need to make the assets work within a game world, that part can't be copypasted. Or they used all their experience making the objects and subjects look ok, but almost nothing in any other area. I mean it's an odd thing to make, you have all these crappy features when the person that will somehow enjoy porn, gets none of it. At best this appealed to those that like terribly functioning games, like what Kevin sometimes is into. Similar to KZbin fodder, it has very little appeal. Apparently according to one Steam review I just saw, porn is now in it, so now I guess it appeals to those that both like porn and some amount of boredom to get it.

[@limesandlemons1367]

If I wanted to play a dating sim with similar graphics, I'd just play the Yakuza series

[@Kreze202]

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire dev team coded the entirety of the game with one hand. That would explain the horribly buggy and suggestive gameplay.

[@aliveslice]

@@Herkan97 I'm 100% convinced these are all assets they didn't make and do not show their skills 🙂

[@TilfordM]

5:31 I love that even after all this time, Kevin is still sneaking in AppNana references

[@daefaron]

Yep i noticed it too lol

[@masterroth1649]

Haha had to check i wasnt the only one. Kevin is getting very sneeky...

[@meatsmell8639]

What's AppNana? O.o

[@SYXX-II]

@@meatsmell8639 it was one of them scam giftcard apps if I remember

[@Universe_Arcana]

You also get a play button for Kevin sighing.

[@1umbreon4life]

It's always good when Kevin revisits the "unintentional horror game" genre

[@redcatofdeath]

Every game Kevin plays is a horror game... For the NPCs.

[@ChadKakashi]

This is actually a horror game though.

[@MatthewPiercey]

Love how doing donuts on wet pavement is literally quieter and less obnoxious than boiling water in this "game"

[@shartboy666]

i'm only 20 seconds in and i'm terrified. cant wait for this one kevin

[@karlarthurprits9610]

Me too

[@AurmazlZudeh]

2 mins in and I'm in stitches

[@shartboy666]

thanks for the heart kevin!

[@namey1237]

Took me 10

[@l3umstick]

I made it 7 seconds

[@tortilla6662]

“Thats boiling water Jesus christ i thought a car was doing donuts in the living room” made me die laughing

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"How do I take off my clothes" If you're used to Kevin playing rust this phrase doesn't sound weird at all

[@Sin3134]

@today was a good day fake

[@priyanshugoel3030]

@@Sin3134 dude don't reply to bots.

[@Sin3134]

@@priyanshugoel3030 if they impersonate me, I’m damn well saying something about it

[@priyanshugoel3030]

@@Sin3134 well then mistaken identity or should i say life form.

[@Sin3134]

@@priyanshugoel3030 it’s not mistaken, it’s deliberate

[@CrowAndRedString]

"You have to go through a lot of mundane stuff to get to the nudity" Well it is a simulator

[@gena2231]

Kevin has the talent of bringing content that gets me like "this is both the worst and the best game I've ever seen in my life". It's a true talent hahaha 😂

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I've bought multiple games just because Kevin showed me how incredibly awful they were. He's the best marketer in the world.

[@MelonHere20]

I know right XD

[@RambleOn07]

I kind of want to buy it now

[@benwright6930]

I only get it from this channel and let's game it out, definitely a talent 😂

[@ZombieSazza]

“I’m out here, walking on the freeway, hoping to get struck and instantly die on impact, and there’s no-one to be seen… I miss you, guy who hit me with his car” Actually losing my mind LMFAO

[@gayusschwulius8490]

"You get to skip it, I don't" I was never so grateful for a man's brave sacrifice.

[@ktaragorn]

Somehow impressed by the fact that she called him out on the attempted headshot :D

[@FrenchFries2]

It's great to see you checking out bad games again.

[@Xxbootywizardx420]

We need more

[@Adderall019]

*good

[@GVNIsBack111]

This game is cracked what you mean

[@katiemusgrove228]

Bad??

[@Paddydukes89]

He manages to make good games bad too, fortunately

[@SpaceMissile]

11:44 - the way she says "baby powder" is like it's the child of a Mama and Papa Powder.

[@Ellary_Rosewood]

The high pitched "Oh deer!" as you were rolling the deer got me good. 🤣

[@gseric4721]

Caught me off guard 😂😂😂

[@thewolf8660]

The worst part about this game is that it actually has potential, in a weird "keep the basic concept but remake it from the ground up" kind of way...

[@RexZShadow]

And get some VA who can actually speak English lol.

[@XenoSamurai]

@@RexZShadow naw the VA is perfect in this game

[@ke0606]

I agree, the concept of an open world quest based dating sim sounds pretty fun but this game confuses me greatly

[@Alguien644]

Feck, its a dating sim, how can that be fun withouth weird shit like hunting?

[@turtlemaster2957]

You know things have gone downhill when Kevin is begging to get hit by another car

[@Marmilin]

That voice acting is absolute nightmare fuel. I want it used for my funeral, entire eulogy everything, that voice acting playing entire time.

[@sleepykoinu]

Nothing sounds better than "wine tasting sim" where you get absolutely none of the fun of tasting wine

[@danny98432]

Yes I love when I get the wine tasting experience of not experiencing any of the taste of the wine

[@stoic521]

That's why you bring your own wine when you play such games.

[@Hamburgers4Haiti]

The tasting isn't the fun part, the getting drunk is.

[@Vonias]

@@Hamburgers4Haiti which you also don't get to experience

[@bobbilly3606]

@@Vonias Not with that attitude you dont!

[@nightowlsam]

10:26 the question is: is he in danger or is he kinky? I lost it at that

[@wraithflowers]

not gonna lie, i'm loving the alternating between gameplay and kevin in the studio. it's just so great.

[@Engardian]

Kevin: “Let’s not play Call of Duty this time, let’s play the Sims!” Kevin, that’s *worse*

[@RiderLeangle2]

Kevin has those games backwards, he's a pacifist in Call of Duty and a mass murderer in The Sims

[@LegendSF]

Remember, no Simlish.

[@TheHutchy01]

The video was funny enough but this comment absolutely sent me.

[@wolframstahl1263]

Okay, I need a full playthrough of this. My sanity is already lost, all that's left is masochistic curiosity.

[@FurbyBoiOliver]

Kevin suddenly standing and presenting makes me feel so intimidated. I used to fear Jim Pickens, but maybe it was Kevin we should have feared all along

[@BLANCOisacolor]

He's alot taller than I thought he'd be

[@sarac9424]

We've only usually seen him sitting down. He's a tall lad

[@alexs.7956]

Yeah lol

[@mega_bird700]

Jim’s basement is under Kevin’s basement

[@FloridaGuy53]

He's just showing off his superb standing skills.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

This game is weirdly both very immersive and oddly lazy at the same time. You can do so much in it, but why?

[@benjaminrobinson3842]

Yeah, it's incredibly unfocused, as though the developers didn't know if they wanted a dating sim, an open-world adventure, a mystery game, a business simulator, or a crime game and decided to do all of them at once.

[@NobuxD]

Suspiciously like YandereDev...... HhhhhMMMMMMMM

[@ashoefromthegarbage3003]

"I miss you guy who hit me with your car", made me bust up laughing love it

[@ImAlexandrio]

Kevin making jokes at every chance he gets about the time he got hit by a car will literally never NOT be funny to me even after all these years of hearing them.

[@adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749]

Now we we just need to combine this with “super seducer” and will’l have the ultimate stalker/creepy weirdo combo complete with guns

[@totallynothatguy]

To be fair Super Seducer also has an option to shoot someone for no reason

[@itscjhey]

Honestly, this had me wanting another Super Seducer playthrough. 😆

[@adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749]

@@itscjhey It would be cool with Kevin’s gun skills and dating ability

[@DerNiederlander]

1:54 a car doing donuts in the living room is the first thing i would think about too

[@eeps6439]

The NPC in the wine cellar, trying to flirt: - You. You are good man. You are more good than other men. *sex scene* It's still better than my flirting skills, I guess.

[@aliveslice]

He's good at wine tasting.

[@bobobsen]

Accurate, shows how little effort they have to put in

[@TLangas]

HAHAHAHA I just pictured a BnB landlord would give every tenant a free deer skin. The best part ... Freshly skinned, and not even processed. "Here! Recently peeled flesh. It's the perfect gift!"

[@Aymelia-colon3]

"Worst dating game" This comes from the guy that played "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!"

[@blackspark]

What do you mean? That was an amazing game and where I developed my crush on Colonel Sanders

[@lizzzylavender]

Are you kidding? That is a modern masterpiece!

[@cryforhelp7270]

The game that has Ashleigh? Nah that games perfect

[@brunettebird57]

and Super Seducer god I wish he had accepted that role lol

[@Aymelia-colon3]

@@brunettebird57 And Coming Out On Top

[@CoolJosh3k]

With games like this, typically the “working” features are the parts that that developer didn’t actually make.

[@xkristixx]

"Oh hi, Mark" clip got me rolling on the floor. 😂

[@FamusJamus]

1:46 When the gears in your head start turning, but they haven't been oiled in two decades.

[@sianblack3042]

dating sim: a car hits you and you fall in love with it’s driver. enemies to lovers

[@Vertmatter]

Falling in love with the car might be cooler idk

[@mathmaniac3033]

I think that describes one of many plotlines in Crush Crush lmao

[@micahphilson]

14:04 "Unity Engine Pewdiepie" is somehow such a perfect description of that!

[@PastelJackal]

Right! It was prefect 💀

[@humlegard-gaming]

I find it really enjoyable when Kevin plays these weird games so, keep up the good work!

[@Siegmernes]

I really like the "Studio Kevin" thing. I'd love to see more of it when it fits and isn't too much work! I love that you always try to keep it fresh and innovate!

[@number1Nannyfan]

The scenery actually looks good, I could watch Kevin play this for hours lol

[@fernandamuckler5121]

NO ONLY SHE SANK TO THE BOTTOM, BUT SHE ALSO GOT DRESSED FOR HER FUNERAL. i just- fecking comedic genius

[@fleetadmiralchompa]

Still trying to figure out if Kev is giving a TED talk, doing stand-up, trying a new schtick, or just likes to stand and present. 🤣

[@Stop-asking-for-handle]

He watched a bit to much jacksepticeye

[@dingdud6602]

I’m guessing it’s because of pain, though admittedly I don’t know. I have a friend who got hit by a car and she prefers standing so she can change positions more often.

[@justabasicgenshinplayer3353]

@@dingdud6602 Maybe his butt hurts cus he's been sitting too long

[@soupwizard]

9:47 "P.S. Control will be limited due to plot requirements" Well at least the developer is honest about why you can't do certain things in-game.

[@nilufer6773]

I love the AppNana easter egg. I hope Nikki is still watching your videos all the time

[@1umbreon4life]

In my heart I know she is

[@Sirenhound]

"I'm boiling water! Follow me!" It's a two person job apparently.

[@martawalenciak4319]

Oh god, as soon as I heard you had to 'fix a leaky faucet' I was like oh no, don't come in there. There's only one way this is gonna end

[@JuJu-ln6wg]

15:09 I see what you did there with the "double kill" lol 😂

[@lionwilliams5390]

The Test Trilogy just might be the most underrated game on steam. Markiplier just played it, would love to see you play it Kevin!

[@pedrostormrage]

4:39 "I'm out here, walking on the freeway, hoping to get struck and instantly die on impact, and there's no one to be seen" I think Kevin is having a reverse PTSD (when you actually miss a traumatic experience) 🚫 🚗

[@Provlematic]

The whole video is hilarious but the AppNana Easter egg ended me.

[@KrisNoble]

Congrats on the success of your comment. I love your comments and read it all the time.

[@jade_blax]

The part where he DESTROYED the deer made me snort out my energy drink. Hilarious video, like always :D

[@cai6553]

“is this as fast as i can go ?” “theres no jumping mechanic” b… u skimmed instructions for exactly those things not even 2 mins in :,) never change

[@robotsweater]

more dating sims should take place in open world hgtv architectural renderings and have full fps capability tbh 😔👌✨

[@Engardian]

Kevin: “I have reached…” Me: “Top Speed. This Is TheTopSpeedCarSound.”

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX21potqeceka8U

[@fataldinazor3732]

gotta lobe the `boom` shotgun sound that was overlayed onto the original

[@cowboyanxiety]

that's how you know you've reached top speed!

[@BorisJohnsonOfficial]

I am loving this "interruption" style commentary, keep it up!

[@obieldenook1142]

I have to admit it. This was a lot of fun to watch and would watch a part 2 of it. Is it weird that this is the only dating sim I've ever wanted to buy and play?

[@felisazure1820]

I feel the same. This game looks fascinatingly horrible and hilarious to play.

[@Sinbx]

*"All other men in this town are... Urrr.. Not as good as.. You."* - Random lady in a shop.

[@IamCoalfoot]

I am _so incredibly pleased_ that Kevin greeted Mark by saying "Oh hi Mark!" Magical moments.

[@metanoii512]

5:31 i had to rewatch carefully to see if that was actually in game but then realized what it was. Nice throwback there Kevin

[@chillcreep4926]

Mark SHLORPing thru the door made me laugh so suddenly and loudly I startled my poor cat. Editing Kevin hates cats, pass it on This was a good one, would love to see more or whatever you're feeling. I just enjoy watching you break games.

[@MonkieKatt]

you have no idea how much i wish these videos where longer- they are all so funny

[@AshaVA]

13:24 - double The Room reference xddd

[@Tricks_99]

Surprisingly not the strangest game kev's played on the channel so far

[@somecallmetim4490]

“Thanks for attending my dad’s funeral last time.” How many has been had!?

[@superfakegamer6359]

I love how some games on Steam like this are simultaneously Low Budget and High Budget at the same time

[@Ittybittybeann]

I love how Kevin has the ability to take a horrible game and make it 100x better with his amazing comedy! Love you Kevin!!!

[@crispsediment]

This is now one of my favorite videos. A shitshow of 30,000 different mechanics, janky physics, awkward dialogue, and just a hint of murder. Perfection.

[@kaylakrey]

Eh I'd say it was a pint of murder but yes, this video is hilariously, awkwardly, messily, insanitily, what-is-going-on-ingly funny.

[@LaineMann]

It looks good though

[@gseric4721]

When that guy walked through the wall, I completely *lost it* 🤣🤣

[@timstephens5893]

8:01, "I'm off Dwayne Johnson." Lol

[@jamesgoodman2489]

"Tire tracks are so in in fashion right now" -Call Me Kevin Imagine that becomes popular because of this video lmao.

[@lord__pasta]

I thought that said fire trucks lmao

[@solarmoth4628]

I love wearing Roadkill Core.

[@cass6082]

How does this game seem so good and so bad at the same time? Like it’s clearly terrible but I somehow want more, I would definitely watch a part 2 of this

[@AzuraBlackHeart]

Ken: "He's having a rough time Kevin! cant you see he's fragile?!"

[@naza265]

kevin moving around with a mic, he's slowly becoming a commentary youtuber and honestly i'm here for it

[@draco5991rep]

"I wanted a generic tattoo when I thought you would be the guy to talk to" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@TotalReset]

Love the AppNana reference at 5:30

[@jem2369]

Big thank you to Kevin for helping me so much with my mental health for a few years now :). Your videos never fail to make me laugh , thank you. You have no idea how appreciative I am

[@UCanCallMeJesus1]

7:24 his "OH DEAR" was the best unintentional pun. 🤣

[@inscrutablemungus4143]

6:06 That's actually pretty cheap. Good thing you didn't find the loaf of bread that's a million dollars (cause this is in the future, you see).

[@acetheman3742]

Randomly found you not disappointed my new favorite youtuber 😂

[@SomeLassieGames]

That boiling water sounded like a Scalextric. 😂

[@ДаниилСтепанов-р1и]

Fun fact - this game now, have more content, but in Patreon Version. Also, there are GONNA be a NSFW content (50% completion of developing that content. They even have a Preview video of that NSFW Update on their Patreon Page). So, if you want SEGGS in that game - just need to wa-a-a-ait, somewhat a month, at least two months. Also, this Company - was famous back then, for other game (It was VR game/Date sim), which also, later make a NSFW update. And know - i am talking about AURORA GAMES, not Illusion (which too made VR game (with NSFW update) ), and before was known by their famous Rape Simulator game (yep, you read that right) - "RapeLay".

[@floatinghamstick]

That money thing would likely be in Japanese currency so $2,400 would actually be more like $24 which is a lot more reasonable.

[@hanscapon222]

Yen

[@ThreadBomb]

Yes, my theory is that this game was made in Japan. Apart from the prices, it would also explain why all the characters look and sound Japanese.

[@FilbieTron]

The editing on top of the absurdity of this game is excellent

[@lordfoogii8421]

if relationships worked like ones in dating simulators humans would have been extinct from thousands of years

[@FoxDyed27]

5:31 the subtle reference to AppNana caught me off guard lmao

[@awkwardlyice1788]

12:50 I mean, you're right. I don't think I've heard anyone say that before lol

[@wookieninja8794]

"Not only did she sink like a rock but she got dressed for her funeral." Hahahahahahaha that had me dying.

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

thats amazing

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

“if someone bought it for that” But not Kevin. Definitely not Kevin. Not that we’d judge if he did.

[@adamsmoberly]

One of the girls (the girl in the back skirt and and white shirt with ribbon on it) look very similar to a K-Pop artist name Yuna (from ITZY) and if this is in fact an adult game, that’s really creepy. Yuna didn’t turn 18 until December, meaning that if they modeled that character after her (which they did, she looks exactly the same), they tried to put an underage girl in their game. Creepy!

[@KrotharSmash]

"NO NUDE" I see Kevin left a review.

[@shadowflamez_revenge9156]

4:58 he's scared of you kevin, he probably has seen you commit countless war crimes against sims

[@joechilds3256]

Keven plays a dating simulator and ends up shooting the person, sounds like Jim pickens

[@bobdolesrevenge]

This video had me on the edge of my sit.