I Ranked ALL 92 Fighting Type Pokemon By How Fast They'd KNOCK ME OUT! - Mr1upz

mr1upz goes into every single fighting type Pokemon in order of how quickly they would knock him out. Chances are every single one of em would spark out near enough any human being diesel fueled Japanese monstrocities. But the time in which it'd take them to give me the business could vary from never to miliseconds...
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[@RinnaVera]

"how fast would they knock me out" *Proceeds to talk about how he'd personally punt every single one of them*

[@thorgodofthunder432]

No one watches these videos for his subject accuracy. We watch to see what comes first, Nuclear apocalypse or Mr1upz running out of ideas

[@MasterofVirology]

​@@thorgodofthunder432facts

[@Hi-fd4cw]

What’s next, ghost types ranked by how much they’d spook you? Water types based on how wet they’d make you?

[@Mr1upz]

Genuinely the Ghost one was the second idea I was thinking about

[@gasterblaster6943]

Well, get to it. I’m waiting for the banger

[@MoeSyzlack-o9y]

@@Mr1upzyes an excuse for the 1man to cast judgement on the best Pocket creature.

[@Hi-fd4cw]

@@Mr1upzCrack on lad, keen to see it

[@Katelizaj]

@@Mr1upzi want it

[@demi-femme4821]

I like how it goes from "Makuhita isn't going to knock me out any time soon" to "Pawmot and Hisuian Sneasel are going to fucking kill me."

[@Crysticai]

"man gets beaten up by local kangaroo" i love the implication that the kangaroo is a hometown celebrity and the man is just some random guy that happened to catch a stray

[@orein1880]

Or someone was just messing about in Australia

[@nielsdebont8419]

The new mr1upz arc has started

[@jamaalhooks8256]

A year ago*

[@omarfarah-q6e]

we dont talk about the upload schedule

[@590488]

This is the kind of content I've been waiting for. Mr1upz is now writing pokedex entries the old fashion way

[@jayd.doubledubs]

We taking a leaf out of Kukui's book for this assignment

[@thelordofchaos6470]

All Dark types and how fast they would ruin your life. (For context, The Dark type is refered as the Evil type in Japan) From just doing harmless pranks to you to straight-up cold-blooded murder, and everything in-Between, like theft, impersonation, terrorism, Assault, Slavery, Torture, etc...Which dark type pokemon is truly the most dangerous.

[@whrlwind5430]

Koraidon is one of the only Pokemon that has canonically murdered an actual character, that boy should be up at the top

[@BJGvideos]

Yes! And she wasn't an average schlub either! She was shredded! Abs of steel! Unfortunately only metaphorically, unlike her assistant, who probably could have tanked the hit and put the Guardian of Paradise in a headlock, but alas Sada herself was only a squishy human.

[@brain_tonic]

Didn't Mewtwo canonically murder the lab workers?

[@BJGvideos]

@@brain_tonic Not the same Mewtwo. The one in the first movie has never shown to be capable of mega evolution.

[@DrRachi1]

@@BJGvideos by that logic that koraidon could be the one that the protag rides on

[@BJGvideos]

@@DrRachi1 That's not the one we use in battle though

[@sagacious03]

2:48 There in fact is. A Riolu in the anime burst open an armored truck's backdoor to escape it. Your rebuttal is pure denial, but that will not hold up against door-demolishing force. Further, it's stated in the Pokedex that: "It can crest three mountains and cross two canyons in one night." Riolu will outrun, outlast & overpower you.

[@sallyparty1978]

A mcfricking baby pokemon- Welp, hi ralts.

[@hondaaccord1399]

Okay so like, this one's insanely 11th hour, but what if you did a video about ranking how happy you would be to find each of the Pokemon under 1 ft tall in your stocking on Christmas Morning??

[@bellslimes]

Or just as a present under the tree, that could widen the scales slightly for more flexibility for the smol beans that are relatively harmless

[@hondaaccord1399]

@bellslimes Nah, cos I think the idea of them being stocking stuffers could be a cute visual gag, him shaking out a stocking and the Pokemon falls out (plus it narrows down a lot of the franchise, since holy shit, there is a LOT of small Pokemon)

[@gasterblaster6943]

Unfair crabrawler advantage

[@hondaaccord1399]

@@gasterblaster6943 Would've been, indeed

[@canaldecasta]

Food-inspired pokémon ranked by how tasty they would be.

[@SaintNamedSlickback]

Welcome back to another episode of Mr1upz TTS(Time to Soprano)! Todays TTS: 1:20 See you next time on Mr1upz TTS!

[@themightychespin5700]

Throat chop from a car battery is devious 💀

[@kai_3788]

Quaquaval really would be Samba-ing all over you, dodging every one of your blows with a dance. Really showing off the beauty of Brazilian Culture before he kicks your head into orbit.

[@godzillamonsterultraxz4770]

Literally

[@shadowslime3640]

It would curb stomp your ass with hydrokinetic capoeira while vouging to "Here Comes the Hurricane Legendary Katrina" and I swear to Michael Jackson that is the song's full government name.

[@sallyparty1978]

I mean, look at them legs

[@Quoise_]

breloom spore fight instantly over and then you get fucking killed while asleep

[@Nick-yl4qp]

Breloom stretching its arms down your throat

[@wildabeastreal]

Like the Pokémon version of the caveman who had to eat every berry and decide if they were toxic

[@cynicsittinginhisroomwithn970]

Just as I got to the riolu part where he said he wouldn’t lose to a baby I got an ad that started with “how many babies?” 😂

[@bellslimes]

Well? How many?

[@cynicsittinginhisroomwithn970]

@ idk I turned of the ad quick, but it was so funny cause the ad came so suddenly I thought it was part of the video

[@sallyparty1978]

They're calling the babies. I'm picking the pichu

[@Zadanoire]

*27:52** “about to receive a peggin with the subtlety of a steelix eating gravel” is WILD*

[@ShayTheValiant]

Rank every Pokémon that would go to Perrserker's Pub after a long shift down in the mines.

[@l-x-10]

T H E M I N E S

[@YelWhiPurBla]

Conkeldurr number 1

[@GenghisKool]

Grapploct's gotta be high up there. Downing four pints at the same time is boss man behaviour.

[@mayac69]

So what I'm hearing is that boss man could take on current Mike Tyson.

[@deadinsidekanji6746]

My g, thank you for the deliverance of the supreme rhetoric and vibes that only Kukui getting hit by a Light that Burns the Sky could convey

[@MasonsWorldOfficial]

“Fire types ranked based on how fast they’d burn me alive”

[@nateormond6115]

The return of the king, this type of originality is why I started watching so many years ago

[@Chino65245]

You forgot to mention that Mega Mewtwo X's limbs act just like Breloom's arms ...y'know, in case you thought it was even remotely possible

[@blitz4779]

Mans really got that luffy reach, you aint avoiding those hands

[@ADHD7495]

This is immediately the greatest video concept you’ve come up with. Tenouttaten.

[@lyleabner2475]

Hitmonlee is like the sleeper hit of the gen 1 fighting types, he's got the reach advantage on not only kicks but punches too he can stretches his arms as well as his legs! Hitmonchan is only the "punching pokemon" because Hitmonlee doesn't wear boxing gloves. Imagine thinking you're gonna fight sanji but then he winds his arm like Popeye and gum-gum rockets you across the ring

[@Dra-tyl]

Nahhh, clobbopus got done dirty. bro is too cute for this D:

[@hotramen5936]

This is the first time ive ever seen someone consider the prep time of their opponent instead their own, this is why youre the boss

[@newvagabond1375]

The boss with another banger video all about pokemon banging him up

[@Pixxeltrixx]

Yo I dig the thumbnail it looks like Kamoshida from Persona 5 getting put down

[@variumi]

Deserved

[@A.Cobalt]

Ah, I thought it was a reference to Ed’s super art in SF6

[@Rahmorsful0222]

Persona 5 is sooooo underrated!!! One of those IYKYK titles

[@bellslimes]

@@Rahmorsful0222 I’d say Persona 5 is one of those games that just *cannot* be underrated

[@reaflor91]

Y'know, for all the times you've mentioned Runerigus' absurd evolution methods, why don't you do a ranking of all the unconventional evolution methods? (I.e., Not level-up, not stones, not trades, and any other "common" methods)

[@2star_ytube]

As a fighting-type fanatic, this puts a large cheeky grin on my otherwise empty face

[@somegamer7268]

Can't believe that Zamazenta got beat by a octopus with the temper of a 3 year old toddler

[@TheRecession5075]

"I rank food pokemon based on how good they would taste" video incoming

[@cedricgaming8844]

This is why I love your channel, dude your references are too damn good😂

[@niharg2011]

It feels nice when Mr1upz uploads man, it's someone my age referencing things I dig just perfect, Knew it DJ was gonna show up at that 5'3 statement.

[@zephyr1249]

This is great idea for a video, hope to see more rankings like it

[@Lishking48]

I love this video so much its funny I've watched it like a 10,000 times you need to make more please do all different type of pokemon please lmao

[@bigpurplepops]

The unevolved ones are like Beerus vibe-checking Arale's gag powers away. Ain't not way I'm losing to a Scraggy unless I sesh with its dad first.

[@adamantium4999]

Tell me which Fairy types you think you could spark out in a fight

[@Shujao]

I haven’t laughed like this in a while thank you for the video, you’re a master of your craft good sir!

[@samantha_lutz]

this is one of the best videos by you i’ve seen, great content!

[@michaelwoodage916]

Pokemon.... mma references ...this is my new favourite KZbin video

[@zedruumd2119]

This is the content I'm subscribed for! Mr1Upz always delivers!

[@ArchaeaChasma]

Every day that unown ranking grows closer

[@BasicProdigy]

Fun fact: I personally know Festus. I'll send him this video.

[@ctcbrochill182]

The mighty mouse reference sent me 😂😂 great stuff

[@Story_Trail]

This video was hilarious. xD I love your commentary man.

[@BrianMagnan]

This is the epitome of “I could fight a bear”.

[@No-ScopeNibbligan]

“Trying to take a bump of Allevia off my house keys” Dude youre so funny it actually pisses me off lmfaooo

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

Tyrogue has no business being that high. Doesnt even learn any fighting moves, and it only attacks with Tackle, Struggle, and Fake Out -- the last one isn't even an attack, he just claps his hands in front of your face and laughs. If a Tyrogue used Fake Out on me, I'd tie its stupid lanky body into a pretzel. At least Clobbopus could bash me in the knee and wail on my face when I collapse, and Scraggy is exactly the kind of Pokemon that'd aim headbutts SPECIFICALLY for your "Pokeballs." What's Tyrogue gonna do; use Focus Energy? Yeah, focus on these hands, you little waste of a dex slot

[@Quoise_]

breloom fans stay winning

[@lazyme7066]

Can we talk about the thumbnail???? The art is immaculate

[@PirvateerKurei]

There's no eacaping the Blaze Breed Tauros. With him, its on sight with fiery rage. The Aqua Breed will jet rush you for funsies, but your best bet is with the standard Paldean breed

[@ChawedMirthPrattEnterprise]

New editing look sleek bossman.

[@blackiechan940]

If its Brocks Croagunk you are cooked my guy.

[@ashtonoak4370]

Bro is 100% on his Chick Norris arc.....im here to grow the legend.

[@espwonder5135]

Now THIS is the content I've been waiting for

[@ItsGravyBabyy]

THIS MAN WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF IDEAS AHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS

[@tonymastro42]

Just the title had me in stitches 😂 the rest of the video surpassed expectations

[@Dorufumingu]

Buzzwole is criminally low. Mans can slap you into a fine mist and he's 65???

[@steevie9423]

27:45 Is this the Mr1upz Himself?

[@KnowBreezy]

The rizzler references are the greatest I’ve hward

[@josebenitez868]

Scraggy at 2 ft talk is going for the 🥜😂😂

[@sallyparty1978]

Scraggy WILL play dirty

[@lexfordjackenstiresirjacke2082]

Before even starting the list, I somehow knew clobbopus would be dead last on the list. Looks like the kind of twerp Mr1Upz would rinse.

[@madisonking8057]

Right after the taurus bit i got an ad with a bull walking down the street to fight a bear. It was some investment app with a "bull market" as a mascot😂

[@VantasticJackson]

I can already see you dropping a video based on which Fast Pokemon you can beat in a foot race lol

[@megahobbit5972]

17:30 "Painful round or 2 he is enjoying the journey of knocking me out not the destination" Honestly that line is amazing xD I may use it

[@Yellow_Hastur]

My man has never come out with a bad idea

[@ethejumper6568]

Timestamps: 0:36 #92: Clobberpus 1:12 #91: Pancham 1:37 #90: Scraggy 2:22 #89: Tyrogue 2:43 #88: Riolu 3:07 #87: Kubfu 3:37 #86: Mindfu 3:58 #85: Croagunk 4:30 #84: Stuffle 5:19 #83: Makuhia 6:10 #82-81: Pawmi & Mpawmo 6:35 #80: Sneasle (Hisuian) 6:53 #79: Medatite 7:47 #78: Liligan (Hisuian) 8:27 #77: Phalix 8:54 #76: Mankey 9:45 #75: Monferno 10:02 #74-73: Keldeo 10:26 #72-71: Farfetch´d & Sirfetch´d 10:56 #70: Hawluchs 11:28 #69: Hitmon 12:02 #68: Marshadow 12:45 #67: Quaquavel 13:00 #66: Poliwrath 13:43 #65: Buzzwell 14:21 #64: Bewear 14:39 #63: Machop 14:59 #62: Timber 15:14 #61: Pignite 15:40 #60: Combusken 16:02 #59-57: Paldean Tauros 16:35 #56: Meloetta 17:08 #55: Throwrogan 17:44 #54: Hitmon 18:10 #53: Carema 18:44 #52-51: Galade (Normal & Mega) 16:10 #50: Galade (Paradox) 19:22 #49: Greatusk 19:50 #48: Chesnaught 20:28 #47: Crobominable 20:56 #46: Pangorow 21:13 #45: Oki-Doji 21:37 #44: Emboar 21:58 #43: Iron Hands 22:34 #42: Sneasler (Hisuiah Exclusive) 23:00 #41: Decidueye (Hisuian) 23:26 #40-38: Swords of Justice 23:48 #37-36: Zacian and Zamazenta 24:02 #35: Zapdos (Galarian) 24:16 #34: Grobrowler 25:05 #33: Grabblelock 25:38 #32-31: Kamaro 26:35 #30: Scrafty 27:04 #29: Flamigo 27:42 #28-27: Heracross 28:00 #26: Koraidon 28:18 #25: Toxiccroak 29:01 #24-23: Timber Evolutions 29:51 #22: Sliverwing 30:17 #21-20: Primeape & Annihilape 30:40 #19: Machock 31:52 #18: Machamp 32:40 #17: Sorque 33:02 #16: Mega Lopunny 33:42 #15 34:13 #14-13: Kubfu Evolutions 34:45 #12: Infernape 35:05 #11-10: Lucario (OG & Mega) 35:42 #9: Mindschau 36:00 #8: Breum 36:38 #7: Hitmonlee 36:52 #6: Pheromosa 37:21 #5-4: Megadite & Medacham 37:57 #3-2: Blaziken (OG & Mega) 38:34 #1: Mega Mewtwo X

[@sallyparty1978]

N v m

[@PaperStar64]

Oh damn this is different! And I love it

[@JustJulyo]

Now thinking about it, I need a Pokemon Wrestling promotion with his commentary!

[@eldritchblaaa9395]

I can not wait to finish work to watch this!!

[@_V.Va_]

The new Orthworm profile picture goes hard.

[@stormbringer2064]

absolutely beautiful need these of every type 😭

[@michaelmarshall7725]

Hilarious man, good shit 🤘☠️

[@nathanstruble2177]

That perpetual shadow realm sounds amazing right now I could go for a coma

[@MoeSyzlack-o9y]

I reckon I’d have a good crack at them after a Few Flaming Mews down Perserkers’s Pub

[@Bilore46]

You are definitely not going to have to worry about going to the barber anymore after you forgot Silvally and the literal God of Pokémon when they hold their special fighting items get ahold of ya

[@Blu3Spot]

Youre like the one guy i have the notification bell turned on for

[@blizz_4796]

This is the kind of ranking we’ve needed

[@solarixstar]

any and all small mons just have an express lane to the nads my guy. That makuhita is ABSOLUTELY going for that weak point.

[@ThatBritGamer]

As soon as you said 5’3 I knew Mighty Mouse was getting a mention

[@Ehgg-]

I love the amount of wrestling references it reminds me of some the classic vids but funnier

[@redjirachi1]

Mr1upz not ranking Crabrawler near the top is like Wolfeyvgc not bringing up Incineroar

[@Dr.D.R.]

The thing about Annihilape is that even when you’re dead, he’s still beating your ass.

[@horatioarkas389]

24:17 You really got Crabrawler in 34? Shame! Gonna get my long trenchcoat cos imma do some serious shunning! (Also surprised art pieces!)

[@aosuomi]

Fun fact: The chest protrusion on Iron Valiant doubles as a cannon for the special attacks.

[@seththomas5091]

You’re too funny bro love the vids

[@erryj7777777]

I'm curious about the normal types too. They get slept on a lot but I feel like Kangaskhan and Vigoroth show just how close normal is to fighting in a regular fight lol

[@tobeeeeee8981]

never thought i'd see Festus mentioned in a pokemon video

[@TruDragonz]

Idc what this man talks about, im here for it. If he wanted to talk about tanking pokemon feet id still watch. Judgingly but id watch

[@LeoPantas-r4s]

33:02 cant believe we went from a Sawk to a Lopunny

[@isaacdavis3175]

The king has returned!

[@Pelleden]

ngl i read the end of the title as ...knock me up" and thought this was another markiplier smash or pass moment XD

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen-g7t]

Gonna play this while I’m doing cardio at the gym

[@gawaynelowers5164]

Surprised you didnt mention lucario using his aura to just knock you out like he was a holder of conquerers haki.

[@IHeliosI]

31:39 Good LORD. Can I get some one fluent in meathead to translate that for me please?

[@TheWiicube]

You should more videos like this: rank all pokemon of one type by something silly.