I Read Onision's 2nd Shitty Book so you don't have to: This Is Why I Hate You Book Review

[@NobleLucy]

Return of the king

[@sanorii9573]

Bro you spelled simp wrong

[@NobleLucy]

@Marsbarzart Mbz no not really haha, but I might one day!

[@turtle4493]

Lmao jaystation's channel got demonetized and now he's saying that he "learned" from his mistakes and won't do those kinds of videos again, funny how after he gets demonetized he "realizes" that he was doing messed up vid, lmao if anyone believes jaystation they are a idiot, I remember when he was getting backlash for his vids and his response was f*** the haters let's hope no one forgets that he only cares about making money of the death of others.

[@mangojuice1203]

@@sanorii9573 lol He's the king of simps

[@nenmaster5218]

@@NobleLucy Sorry, but it has to be said: Theres SO MUCH MORE to say about Religion and especially Witnesses. I always say 'Theism and Atheism are like Puzzles, so everyone should watch some good Atheist-KZbinrs to get unbiased and hoenst Infos and/or Discussions on Religion'. Seriously, try Belief It Or Not, Viced Rhino, Genetically Modified, as well as Creaky Blinder.

[@dazeymazey3516dr]

Uh, no. Greg isn’t a vegan, he’s a single cell microorganism that eats the happiness of others through phagocytosis.

[@kaydwessie296]

I wish I could like your comment twice just for knowledge of the word phagocytosis

[@caatko1388]

I just got the biggest science hard on rn

[@MooseChicken]

Single-cell Dementor

[@minajones8341]

The only reason he’s had a lot of girlfriends is that he goes for young impressionable teenagers who don’t know what healthy relationships are.

[@aporue5893]

*people he manipulated.

[@Gazing-09]

New records: 2 seconds in and I'm already tearing up. Wigglypuff Guild... The memories... Too much.

[@jennymilnes2981]

Noble sacrifices his brain cells so we don’t have to 🙏🏻

[@TaoScribble]

Aaaand I'm immediately distracted by the Mystery Dungeon background at the start, and have to restart the video because my brain was too focused on if you were supposed to be a charmander or not. I'm not ADD, I swear. XD

[@NobleLucy]

Ey, is okay bud lmao

[@anon.spectre4734]

It’s beautiful

[@Thraxraganharapollyus]

I'm juggling coins and balls of aluminum foil. You couldn't focus on me if I- SQUIRREL!!!

[@anon.spectre4734]

I’m sorry you went through with this... This is the best out of the three books. Please, do not take on the challenge, it’s not worth it.

[@jacksullivan4741]

19:03 "there are many more women where she came from there are more of all of us" that legitimately disturbing that's sounds like something either a serial killer or a cult leader would say

[@sadrabbit53]

I don't understand, this onion man is literally an incel who managed to get numerous girlfriends/wives and kids. How did he manage to become an incel in personality alone?! Edit: 25:29 DSKDJSJ LMAO added to favorites

[@sarahamira5732]

Manipulative tactics and a penchant for seeking out vulnerable teen/freshly adult girls recovering from trauma

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

Your comment got me thinking, and I think this is my answer: An incel shares many traits with an abusive partner. The difference is that an incel’s attitude is often much more *visible*, because his anger is directed at women as a whole, whereas an abusive partner’s behavior is usually directed at particular targets (girlfriend, spouse, kids, etc.). That’s just my gut instinct as a layperson, so take it with a grain of salt.

[@shigshaker5831]

Chapter 2 would of killed me if I tried to read it. The phrase "Need to Breed" would make me vomit if I heard Onion Bitch saying it aloud so reading it and knowing he said it would make me nauseous. So... I thank you Noble for saving me from this pain and I am sorry you had go through this yourself.

[@Gazing-09]

I can't relate to you anymore. You have a girlfriend. I feel betrayal. 😂JK I'm happy for you!

[@alexthehopkins2529]

You are our savior Noble, thank you for putting yourself in LIFE DANGER for reading this....thing. That ain't no book

[@kanrafingerguns]

I was watching a video by Blaire White where she talked about Onision emailing her, and I kid you not, Onision's name on those emails was 'James'. Not Onision, not Greg, but the name of one of his protagonists. Ik it's already obvious that all of his books are self inserts, but the fact he made his name *James* is just... man.

[@evak5673]

It gets worse. The name of his love interest in Reaper's Creek is the same name as his first crush, his sex doll that he used for videos at some point and his TODDLER

[@leoo.3828]

@@evak5673 w t f

[@dhampir_days]

if Blaire White, the literal definition of trans yet transphobic, says you're fucked you know you're fucked.

[@dhampir_days]

@@evak5673 I'm sorry he named his daughter after W H A T

[@evak5673]

@@dhampir_days I think he named the sex doll after his daughter and because it's greg I don't know which is worse

[@CommissarMitch]

I really disslike how this book is written. It is written like a journal, but in every sentence Greg breaks the 4th wall and writes directly to the reader. Like what the fuck?

[@tired5880]

Ah, yes... Noble losing his mind and wanting to punch a edgy 30 yrs old groomer for one hour straight again

[@bloo12356]

Came for the mystery dungeon background, stayed for your suffering and misery.

[@CazuhLynn]

Regarding the last chapter: It would have been a nice idea to have someone else finish his story in is case of death (like the ending of All Quiet On the Western Front, which hit me SO hard). But... if it is a journal, shouldn't the protagonist have also been incapable of writing the fight IN WHICH HE DIED himself as he ... well... died in the process?

[@Gazing-09]

Also truth is that Greg is lying about his diet choice. He ain't no vegan.

[@torylife]

I've been waiting for this. May your brain cells rest in peace. Also this book sucks

[@ervinpucchi6951]

Time crisis was known to me as "That one crazy shooter swat game I played as a kid in the arcade." and now, cuz of this I remember it's name. Not because of a memory from that average Joe that tried to help me with The Magician in House of the Dead but an onion-banana-cream man referencing it in his trashy "novel". Isn't life strange?

[@l.gcallahan2840]

This makes me think of 'The Turner Diaries', both starring sociopaths that view themselves as heroes.

[@Thraxraganharapollyus]

“The Turner Diaries” actually has a plot. It’s a shit plot, but even a book filled with commas and consonants is better than the Onion Boy’s pretentious ramblings.

[@ayemate2945]

my poor boy thats was a horrible book, you deserve more for this sacrifice...

[@breetheraven2520]

only 3 minutes in and your cat is precious and tell them i love them

[@NobleLucy]

I will 💛

[@caatko1388]

24:40 that microbiology reference made this microbiologist happy 😍 C. tetani would be just as applicable 😂

[@NobleLucy]

Dang, that's fucking awesome!

[@caatko1388]

@@NobleLucy have you seen how tetanus affects the body? Just like strychnine poisoning, bitches literally turn banana. Google it 😂

[@justabee9692]

the pokemon mystery dungeons backgrounds are giving me life. I miss that series so much!! ToT

[@paninihead4662]

onision is like a person who's trying to explain how music sounds to a deaf person

[@zoekirk1848]

And he has the hubris to think he could actually do it easily

[@genzhours9466]

You legend, taking the hit for us

[@sploogecarp814]

Off topic but the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon reference makes me so happy.

[@eva1585]

You're a brave soul. Thank you for your service.

[@SagaVonDrusus]

Now this is the the content I want to wake up to in the morning.

[@peterchan2096]

as much as I hate this book, the wigglytuff guild and music have me 🥺🥺🥺

[@blackrosejinx5563]

Honestly, pog for Corey and Rachel. Other than that this book gave me several diseases and I want to cry

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

I'm currently reading this book and my god it's worse then I could ever imagine! The amount of things he has called his dad's girlfriend is...unreal like Christ!

[@onigames7309]

If you think this one is bad... boy, the third one...

[@KitKat0418]

WAIT I WAS KIDDING I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT THIS AAAAAAA (just kidding I'm excited as fuck for this, if you read the third book you're gonna hate that one even more. trust me).

[@ja-vishaara]

The fact that Greg capitalized 'Goth' means he's talking about the Germanic nation and not the subculture, so I don't know what word he could he talking about

[@tespenkr9924]

Noble, doing gods work. Reading trash so we don't.

[@ironcaptainurrienpelles6964]

Why is no one talking about that masterpiece of a thumbnail? It’s superior to all three of the books.

[@Pinnaporaptor]

Off topic, but I'm loving the PMD music :)

[@Katonica]

I was watching your Yandere Dev series and I needed to find the other videos you mentioned- Uploaded 3 MINUTES ago??? and it's about onision? And it's 1 hour long? Bless

[@slangoognals]

One thing I'll say about European spelling: Neopets uses it too, or at least OG Neopets did, so I used it back in those days and still inadvertently slip into it with some words to this day. Just one idea for where an American might have acquired British spelling habits

[@patsquidbob]

Oh god I can't wait until he reads Onisions trainwreck of a third book because god damn is that book fucking W I L D.

[@whateverperson2006]

Isn't that the one in which Onision writes about his self-insert killing God somewhere near the end?

[@CazuhLynn]

So what I learn from around 8:40 on is that real-life Greg Gregory Onision Jackson has Princess Syndrom. Very interesting indeed.

[@matthewgiese7811]

Sadly growing up and how my mom (didn't) raise me and didn't really care for me... I kinda get the feeling she only really had me to get out of the army. Then again she's narcissistic and doesn't deal with people having authority over her (bosses/jobs) so it makes me wonder why she joined the military to begin with... @40:10

[@ledge-magee]

The full Mystery Dungeon green screen treatment? This must have been an ordeal.

[@jacksullivan4741]

8:47 holy shit the irony of that line is over 9000

[@GINeric_]

18:08 The DBZ + MK combo killed me

[@rorrim0]

Arthur Gale has all the energy of a recorder version of bury the light.

[@YANPASTA]

I finally subscribe cause I mean, this man read two onision books for videos how come that doesn’t deserve a subscription

[@NobleLucy]

I'm going for a third lmao

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

"A man who's had more relationships than Final Fantasy games." And all of said relationships were probably with people aged at the later numerical entries of those games too.

[@redjirachi1]

I think Greg hates his dad because his dad could sense his sociopathy from birth. Kind of like Palpatine's dad

[@jadedragon6222]

I've read all three of his books. My brain is now pudding.

[@ianstudio1330]

Ah, I've been waiting for this. Now let's suffer!!!

[@SoulKingVA]

Can’t wait to put this on, sit back and relax

[@skwills1629]

Also, The Puppet and String bit that You attribute to Ultron is actually from Pinocchio. And even then, what Greg wrote was not actually all that similar. The idea of comparing us to Puppets on a String predates even Pinocchio and is a very old Metaphor. I can't begrudge him for using standard Cultural References.

[@zoorenard1101]

I just love how he switch to the green background. Like the dude is just sooo over this shiiiiit 😂

[@NobleLucy]

Green screen hard

[@kayleighbrown459]

In all fairness, that thing about not using demoralising language does exist, it's just...kinda ignored. At least according that that one army dude I talked to in another review from this book.

[@cherry_tonic]

12:32 - 12:35 killed me immediately, oh my god

[@EwigesEiszeit]

Your masochism is truly admirable. xD

[@IDKU_WRU]

A tactic learned from butterflies? Does he mean moths that look like dung piles, so birds don't try to eat them?

[@turtle4493]

7:08 next time make the font yellow, like oof man you edited the video right, did you not notice it

[@NoSleepHere_]

I honestly do not know how to perceive this thumbnail, I saw it and just stared for a solid second

[@societyslostone]

*me being destracted by the Wigglytuff guild background

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

Thanks Nobel! Now I gotta play mystery dungeon!!!

[@kamiraa8734]

I’m pretty sure I felt my brain cells killing themselves on how bad this fucking book is, so sorry you had to go through that if it was up to me I would’ve chucked that book into the bottomless pit and walk away!

[@whateverperson2006]

Noble's cat is cute! I have a cat as well.

[@buddycal1]

I just know you put that “boom” in there for the people listening to this in the background while they like…cook for example

[@cup_vpn]

I was watching an onisian vid before this one... Creepy

[@tamily4663]

“Malnourished BTS member” 😭

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

I imagine that every time the main character gets into a fight he says “you ready to hurt”, and it baffles the person he’s going to fight because of how lame it is. Like how when someone is having a breakdown you say some dumbass shit to distract them from what’s making them upset.

[@moli2562]

For you brave soul to such horrible self-insert, I shall not skip these ads causes you need money from this shit

[@NobleLucy]

Best comment I've gotten today

[@moli2562]

@@NobleLucy No problem noble senpai

[@altaica3522]

He sacrificed himself for the greater good, the dislikes are from him and his brainwashed fans

[@raptor7385]

Personally I enjoy SAO SAO 2 (or season 2 idfk) and the SAO GGO Alternative show on Netflix

[@matthewgiese7811]

Wait... so in Highschool another dude touches his girlfriend's hip he wants to fight him... but later on another woman touches his girlfriend and he's cool with that? He's all for other women touching his girlfriends but if a guy does it he gets triggered...

[@ojaylenjones2301]

Noble, I have to agree with onision for once. Country music is the worst music and I am from the south.

[@kaydwessie296]

I hate this book so much I fucking dated an actual sociopath (Don't roast me, my brain is still stuck thinking all attention is positive attention ugh) and they fucking painted their face like a skeleton for fun once. With a trenchcoat. In public

[@paninihead4662]

Hope you're doing okay! I personally have never been in a relationship but I did have sociopathic friends. Trust me, I hate this book as well.

[@kaydwessie296]

@@paninihead4662 I'll be doing better once I learn to stop letting it happen again because that wasn't even my most recent ex

[@nenmaster5218]

PMD-Music?! You know how to Win People over!

[@blvepvnk]

sign of a good man: likes cats

[@NobleLucy]

Hell yea, dude

[@sleepybobby]

Just found your content, and I love it!

[@ninavale.]

Y'know Greg in this book...Jook? Burnal? states, in his 'I hate religion cuz father' rant that whenever his dad talks about God, he thinks of all the "atheist millionares" and their money and success. So like...maybe people play sports not just bc they like it but bc it can pay well, at professional level and they actually can become multimilioneres.

[@FairyFluffy]

I know this video is nearly two years old, but damn, I gotta know what your first languages are. I'm fascinated and intrigued. I only know spatterings of Spanish myself, so people who can speak multiple languages are so cool to me.

[@chewnotchw3]

not the transphobia in the first 40 seconds.....imma just go

[@FangirlnoE]

Back at it again with the Onison books!

[@SounnyKitty]

Doing pushups to assert dominance- like a lizard.

[@crowdemon_archives]

At least lizards are cuter.

[@GlitterBot5000]

What's the game in the background also great video

[@MaskedDragon]

One of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeons and mainline Pokemon games.

[@lionheartt15]

my grammar is worse than onision's but I'm not planning on writing a book however

[@slimefromdq]

Onion boy is back at it again

[@skwills1629]

I Hate to defend Onision but... He did not Misspell Honoured. He spelled it as he did Behaviour. He used the correct Spelling, not the American Spelling.

[@mangojuice1203]

I would agree with you, but he's only spelling them that way to sound smart and pretentious.

[@skwills1629]

@@mangojuice1203 - Which doesn't make it a misspelling though. Regardless of why he Spells it the way he does, it is still correct.

[@mangojuice1203]

@@skwills1629 Fair point

[@OVTRA]

_The Cursed Bible_

[@Romanticoutlaw]

king tier thumbnail

[@floranuko2854]

HECK YES MORE OF THIS CRAPPY BOOK WITH COMMENTARY FROM A GREAT GUY YEEE IM READY EDIT: MYSTERY DUNGEON YESYESYES

[@lcbyri]

morning!

[@NobleLucy]

Morning!

[@lcbyri]

@@NobleLucy this video is amazing as usual

[@NobleLucy]

Awww, thank you 💛!

[@artinstructor4020]

Did he just not have an editor? Or a proofreader?

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

I remember someone offered to proofread/edit his book and Greg flipped shit

[@crowdemon_archives]

He is his own editor and proof-reader (or the lack-thereof).

[@whateverperson2006]

​@@Liltwilightprincess2Because GOD FORBID that someone fixes his mistakes in his books, right? They would actually make sense! In all seriousness, there's a video that talks about hypothetical rewrites of Onision's books.

[@animemonsterx]

this book isn't half as bad as the third one...and it's THIS bad

[@lachandralige9087]

I read it and it makes no sense at all

[@airsteelport]

oh, the "popular emasculating word goth kids are normally subjected to" is the f slur

[@Whatsvrmn]

Why the fuck is he complaining about a Sargent making fun of other soldier when that’s supposed to toughen up soldiers?

[@oddwill4960]

There’s nothing better than a morning full of shitting on Onision, I’ll tell you what brother.

[@constantine7953]

I know we all HATE Kai... but please.. don't misgender him. It's still transphobic to misgender people even when you hate them.

[@Emma-gt4tw]

That shit leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I don’t know I feel like if someone respected trans people they wouldn’t just switch up because the person is disliked

[@HellfireTheAwesome]

So when are you gonna review "Reaper's Creek" I hope it's soon, your suffering quota is dangerously low.

[@NobleLucy]

Oh God please no. Not the quota

[@HellfireTheAwesome]

@@NobleLucy Oh boy, that sounds like a yes! Nah just fucking around, I'm mostly asking because I liked the first two read throughs you did and thought Reapers Creek would just absolutely melt your brain.

[@NobleLucy]

I'm already 4 chapters in and it already makes my brain hurt