i read the (er0t1c) Bee Movie fan fiction so you don't have to 🐝😵

[@jacenxoxo]

excuse me ma'am, your bee bob is fye

[@rolott7393]

5 minutes in and I'm expecting this to get so much worse😂 Update oh my fucking God it did 12:00 mins in

[@Tw2wuv]

What does this mean

[@KuukiSh1]

​@@Tw2wuv fye = fire 🔥

[@kirbysthiccthighs]

missed opportunity to say beeutiful

[@deadmansquestions]

@@Tw2wuv ya bob.. is fye

[@luluwilson9007]

Stroking its stinger until honey comes out is INSANE

[@koolsoc2938]

I’d like this comment but it’s at 69 and I don’t wanna be the one to ruin it

[@Mushess]

I’m not sure if that’s lore accurate to bees

[@luxblitzar]

The Bees by laline paull had better bee sex

[@luxblitzar]

Empire of the ants has ant sex. and snail sex. i think it has m9re sex than that

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

​@@Mushess LORE ACCURATE

[@soymikleo]

maybe the real bee movie was the smutty fics we’ve suffered through along the way

[@shawnmccomb]

this ^^^

[@ScribbleEnigma47]

@Sleep_deprived_furry😨

[@wut_tf]

​@@ScribbleEnigma47 its crack y'know the comments is just unhinged so is the fanfics

[@Tailored_Tails]

@@wut_tfdo u want a carrot

[@wut_tf]

@@Tailored_Tails yes

[@yocitrusfwend2562]

the rose toy making an appearance is insane

[@Reverse_Cat_Cowgirl]

I hate that I just started the video, and I'm pretty sure I already know what you're talking about. 😭

[@user-wh5fj6pj6m]

@@Reverse_Cat_Cowgirlit’s in your name

[@FlubbCat]

Luv ur pfp

[@windjager2177]

Same LMAO ​@@Reverse_Cat_Cowgirl

[@cherisherii]

HEEELPPP

[@fatherwalnut]

You are like if a camp counselor gave up

[@hkqtt]

Lmfao

[@SPLUNK3R]

My camp counselors should’ve read this to us at night instead of sleeping beauty

[@TheBritishDragong]

@@SPLUNK3RHi DHMIS profile picture!! :)

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

why is this so on point though

[@binniesgarden]

the embodiment of Gwen from Camp Camp 😭

[@ilses07]

this book will be known as a classic in like 50 years

[@shawnmccomb]

I consider it a classic now

[@kazakukog]

our children better learn about it in schools

[@penidk]

😂😂😂

[@Frostie_the_Snowmen]

​@@kazakukog OMG 😂😂

[@uncommonusername]

professors should teach this in colleges

[@oliviawhite633]

Im so glad that now I don’t have to read erotic bee movie fanfiction. Thank you

[@shawnmccomb]

here to help! 😇

[@jeamsis]

@oliviawhite633 Girl im so glad that now I know to BUY erotic bee movie fan fiction 😍

[@sophiaparaskevopoulos5991]

The book is so unserious that it becomes actually good😂

[@shawnmccomb]

YUP🤣

[@nosyDetective]

>saves a bee >takes it home instead of freeing it, thus possibly taking too far from its hive to find it again >immediately starts up her Rose toy >refuses to elaborate

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811]

I'm using my rose toy 📳🌹⚠️⚠️🫦

[@grimdarkmalarkey5402]

So bees are both very good at finding their way home (they have crazy good internal GPS), and they're totally down to join random beehives if they get too far away from home. These bees will bring in pollen and nectar as tribute and try to dart inside beehives nearby! Unfortunately, this is actually how some bee diseases can spread from an infected hive to a previously healthy one.

[@FlubbCat]

​@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811tf🤨😫

[@GoodJollyDay]

​@@grimdarkmalarkey5402sounds like a very good example vor stds spreading 😂so very fitting for the video lmao

[@nosyDetective]

@@grimdarkmalarkey5402Good to know she wasn't being irresponsible (although I'm willing to bet she didn't know this either cause why wouldn't she free it instead of keeping it trapped)

[@deardiaryakatheinternet]

petition for GM Fairy’s next novel to be a love triangle with Lightning McQueen and Mater

[@fizzy_buzz]

you have my signature

[@xdani_thethinkingneko]

I second that 😭💗

[@underpaiddefenseattorney]

The 3rd person is the Grinch

[@-.Bunny.-]

THAT EXISTS? Wait why am I surprised man-😭💀

[@bethanypollard6940]

I don’t think it exists… yet…

[@saint-and-sinner]

i feel like the fate of beloved disney characters is to star in trashy horror slashers while the fate of beloved dreamworks characters is to star in unhinged smutty fanfiction

[@StickStock838]

Lmao I feel like it's bound to happen 😭

[@causticwit]

In that case, bring on the El Dorado smut fic!

[@gizmo_gadgets6482]

@@causticwit That movie is like already 1/2 a smut novel

[@zandikhetwayo7444]

I’m waiting for The Monsters Inc smut 🙄

[@DXanderia]

Puss in boots. The smut is already in the name😭

[@hauthot287]

The premise of this book sounds like intergalactic eugenics

[@shawnmccomb]

☕️🐸

[@PrentedImNotHere]

NAH FR 😭😭😭😭

[@JelenaZeka]

DONT GIVE HER IDEAS 💀

[@fauxclaws]

making the bee have a human sized form is such a cop out, thats cheating

[@abbywolffe4114]

Maybe so, but I refuse to champion a smut book in which the woman has a NORMAL SIZED BEE INSIDE OF HER

[@mercygondwe2545]

😭😭😭

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I mean he does stuff in the bee form too...

[@abbywolffe4114]

Maybe so, but the concept of a bee going INSIDE A VAGINA makes me viscerally uncomfortable

[@valenz1234]

LITERALLY JUST KEEP HIM AS A TINY BEE

[@nesussy1948]

this is a cry for help (blink twice)

[@shawnmccomb]

I’m blinking but nothings happening

[@shawnmccomb]

where are you?

[@shawnmccomb]

you said you’d help me

[@shawnmccomb]

hold on is that you in the white van that just pulled into my driveway?

[@shawnmccomb]

ok I’m outside I guess I’ll just crawl into the back… you look different from what I imagined but I totally fw the sunglasses and trench coat

[@LemonCat98]

I was expecting this to bee the fanfic where Barry flies into Vanessa's 🐈 and sees the unborn child of her and ken,and then he gets mad and stings the baby,unaliving himself and the baby and Vanessa has to pull Barry out... 😶 I can't remember the name,but it was on wattpad...

[@Oopsiedaisy669]

What in the name of all Christ did I just read

[@vizzle_s]

WHAT

[@vizzle_s]

I NEED TO FIND IT

[@Oopsiedaisy669]

@@vizzle_s tell me when you find it bruv

[@GoodJollyDay]

That's even wilder, what the hell

[@vee_lastmodified]

THE GASP I GUSP WHEN BARRYX WAS DIDDLING HIS STINGER 💀💀

[@tsudonym9750]

- go to blue planet - impregnate woman - steal embryo - step 4 - profit????

[@brookethole9058]

“I don’t want to be known for reading er0tica” me finding his channel with this video alone

[@ferbfletcher3151]

Omg he’s escaped from his cell again! Call the guard!!!!!

[@Rey_Palpatine]

There was a cursed Barry/Vanessa fic that got narrated by several people a while back. It involved Barry going inside of Vanessa, finding out that she was pregnant, stinging the fetus (I guess he wasn't the father), and of course Barry himself dying after performing that unorthodox abortion. Interesting that there's now a novel like this

[@SairinEarthsea]

I remember that. Regretful Read's first vid.

[@Rey_Palpatine]

@@SairinEarthsea I use to follow that channel, some of the fanfics he narrated were iconic af. There was that Spongebob/Squidward saga, man... So sad that the channel got deleted bc of people trying to cancel him

[@SairinEarthsea]

@@Rey_Palpatine at least most of the stories got archived on kemono.

[@abbywolffe4114]

A-bee-tion

[@Personnnnnn611]

Name: she wants the b (Get it? B? D?)

[@Ananya-wu5om]

The sole purpose of male bees is to mate with the queen...then they die. Kinda sad if you think about it

[@shawnmccomb]

I think that’s lit 🔥

[@oswaldfriedman7116]

What’s even sadder is that all the males get kicked out of the hive during winter to conserve food.

[@bleedmagic88]

do you just hate seeing a girlboss win smh my head

[@supaflycoolguy]

​@@bleedmagic88 exactly, like it's always "support women's rights" but never "support women's wrongs"

[@Manticorn]

They explode

[@TheBookAllie]

I too would consider breaking up with Kent for trying to kill a bee... However, the minute that bee turns into an Animorph I'm running back to Kent and begging him to try harder.

[@scoli2729]

gmfairy is keeping us all anxious waiting for her next target of childhood movies

[@nadiaalibaig]

I have a gut feeling it's going to be megamind🕴

[@Kimiitoisreal]

​@nadiaalibaig my guess is gotta be lightning mcqueen-

[@Hands_Up_Flamable]

Megamind would be too easy, too much amazing potential to work with Im with lightning mcqueen x mater fans

[@themangoshark1581]

probably ratatouille

[@failedcaptcha]

i wait in fear for when and how GM Fairy will strike next

[@prettypenguin1944]

I say she should just go all-out on the freakiness by doing either Megamind or Monsters Vs. Aliens. If you have the opportunity to have a 50-foot-tall woman do the devil’s tango with a cockroach-man while a fish-lizard-man, an actual blob, and a giant butterfly watch them go at it and possibly even join in, why not take it?

[@failedcaptcha]

@@prettypenguin1944 i have a big crush on megamind.. i would DEF be the target audience of that

[@Hauntedcarnivalstudio]

​@@failedcaptchayou're so real for that

[@cowabanger]

@@failedcaptchajust use ao3 for the love of god😭🙏

[@tiachu]

why is the cover so JUICY

[@fendybendy6466]

The cover is literally so gooood lolll

[@jaycieofalltrades]

omg the wings are so giving jacob elordi in saltburn!!! *heart eyes*

[@shawnmccomb]

don’t forget the height and golden retriever energy 😂😉

[@UhOhItsDorian]

Fun fact! When honeybees mate, the act of uncoupling afterwards tears the male’s apparatus off of his body, almost certainly resulting in instant death! That would have been a short book, huh.

[@amygardner6032]

you dressing up as baryx literally looks like if jeffrey dahmer cosplayed as a bee 😭

[@guizo99]

Favourite subgenre: watching Shawn descend into madness reading the most disgusting s**t ever put into this world

[@alexkenzagi6321]

ok, so i found the content warning thingy, and it isent even that big "Bad Beehavior is a love story between a shape-shifting pollinator and a human florist. While fun, this erotic, sexually explicit story includes elements that might not be suitable for some readers. Abduction, voyeurism, cheating (not by the main characters), mention of forced pregnancy, pregnancy, mention of domestic abuse, and violence are present in the novel. Readers who may be sensitive to this content, please take note." - G.M.fairyauthor

[@kaylaHat]

She could've put that in the book wtf

[@idkmyname1424]

@@kaylaHat let my girl get her instagram follower

[@valenz1234]

​@@kaylaHatif it's indie published sometimes Amazon punishes books with content warnings so that might be why

[@vaumpire]

this feels like a facetime call ily 😭😭

[@milaces1323]

'Pension, we don't know her'... yikes, too relatable. Ok, let's do the bee porn, i need to laugh and bee horrified 😂

[@mxka_]

i wouldn't be surprised if u already had the essentials for the bee look before reading the book

[@shawnmccomb]

a queen be don’t get ready, she stay ready 😊💋🐝

[@mxka_]

@@shawnmccomb so true queen 🙏

[@Mialiv08]

that blonde wig paying your damn bills atp

[@shawnmccomb]

LMAFAOAOAHAGA

[@failedcaptcha]

i love the warm honey-like lighting 🐝 🍯

[@shawnmccomb]

yes! I did do that on purpose yes I did!

[@tiachu]

black coffee and yellow hydroflask in the intro??? 🐝🐝🐝 product placement at its finest

[@etsukiikanaa]

you are the only youtuber that I cant recommend because that will be the only proof for people to put me in Azkaban.

[@shawnmccomb]

haha interesting!🤨 you are missing out.😅 I actually have a referral program👩‍💻recommend me to a friend 👯‍♀️and win a BRAND NEW MacBook Air😍you are missing out.😟✅🏳️‍🌈

[@etsukiikanaa]

​@@shawnmccomb 😭😭😭 PLEASE DON'T LET HIM OUT

[@Juendiaj]

Starting to think that G.M fairy is just writing these books so you can read them😭

[@bobbyk3959]

The one Shawn video I truly hesitated clicking on

[@milliebks]

Is it weird that I immediately wanted to watch this...?👀😂

[@chauhanmridula850]

At 16:03 I laughed way more than I had to, your editing style is ELITE. Basing my whole personality on you and that perfect symmetrical face

[@shawnmccomb]

thank you!! :) also fyi I have a deviated septum, alopecia, Crohn’s disease, rickets, scurvy, and a brain eating amoeba which is why my face is like that. I imagine you’ve got a lot to think about.

[@chauhanmridula850]

@@shawnmccomb I did got a lot to think about after this comment. You are officially my FAVOURITE KZbinR OF ALL TIME

[@Hands_Up_Flamable]

@@shawnmccombSCURVY!?! MANNNN WHEN DID YOU START SAILING THE HIGH SEAS WITHOUT ANY ORANGE IN THE INVENTORY!?

[@bloodpup_]

imagine if on baryx’s planet theres tiny humans that fly around and the bees swat tyem away and kill them LMAOAOAOAOA

[@PaperLoser-gv4wb]

The funniest thing about this to me is that my friend got stung by a bee yesterday 💀💀💀

[@GoodJollyDay]

Hope you sent this video to them 😂

[@tears9927]

Im still confused how those bee aliens look human size

[@shawnmccomb]

me too

[@mateconfacturas]

I'm thinking the next one could be a fic about Ice Age. we'll have to see with which childhood movie she's going to traumatize us next

[@elenaespinoza8158]

I vote megamind to be her next uhh victim err I mean inspiration.

[@mateconfacturas]

@@elenaespinoza8158 I'm already imagining it

[@Hands_Up_Flamable]

✨ D i e g o ✨

[@jaxhodel]

i absolutley love the time lapse parts. seeing split seconds of shocked faces makes me giggle. very accurate to reading a crackfic.

[@Edge_Walker]

5:10 in and hes already going through all 5 stages of grief

[@PaulDano_]

Shawn is serving again

[@shawnmccomb]

it’s exhausting.

[@ijbawled]

6:47 the long ahh pause took me out 😭😭😭😭😭

[@smolpuppers9354]

Bro had a windows error moment

[@Chaos_Birb]

@@smolpuppers9354 who wouldn’t 😭

[@aureum3957]

she should pay you for the promotion atp

[@shawnmccomb]

I’m doing this pro bono simply to spread the good word 🙏🏻✝️

[@cindyo6298]

You need to read the Wuthering Heights fanfiction Wuthering Nights. It's scarring

[@demanding_leo]

why does this make me wanna read it… like lowkey the best promotion for gmfairy 😭

[@Thehairthatbeomgyucutoff]

Gm fairy DEFINITELY saw that video of the homemade rose toy joke and was like “I’m gonna make a masterpiece.”

[@dreamymimiasmr8848]

I remember being slightly uncomfortable by the relationship between the lady and the bee in the movie when I was little😂

[@kedrianabaird6878]

“She loves that stinger” FOUL😭

[@slowggy]

This is a reminder of me that I can write anything without embarrassment

[@matildarrr]

2 seconds in and hes flashing his ass

[@shawnmccomb]

idgaf 🙄🫡😇

[@Annaa_ahh]

BRO THE BEE JERKING OFF PART😭😭😭😭😭

[@CrimsonCreates]

You're a lifesaver, I wanted to know what happened in this book but I would never want to touch it with a 10 ft pole

[@hisui3140]

Watch her do a Megamind fanfiction 💀😭

[@doooorida]

Pleaseeee

[@sofiadominguezleon4106]

No Not a Megamind fanfiction please

[@perseus.13]

HELP YOU WERE IN MY HOMEPAGE AND GOT CURIOUS, HAVENT FINISHED THE VIDEO BUT THE SHREK BOOK??? HELP?? THIS IS MY FIRST INTRO TO YOU AND PLEASEEE😭

[@Chloe11501]

I got an ad for “The Omen” while watching this, and to be honest I think this video still frightened me more.

[@RyanJonYouTube]

Where does he get the physical versions of these fanfics?! 😭😭😭

[@hoppinghare4535]

16:33 He's just standing there..MENACINGLY!

[@madebydeno]

omg new trauma 😍😍

[@MrNicolas609]

i clocked the three body problem parallels DOWN..

[@shawnmccomb]

wannabe Trisolarins it’s embarrassing at this point🤣

[@elexismakelki]

I was in grade 10 math class goofing with my friends, and the subject of The Bee Movie came up. I was so confused when they mentioned how a bee and a woman became a couple by the end of the movie. I didn't get that they we're together by the end and thought they they were just besties working together. When learning this, I did research on my phone really quick and was baffled by it. I had to state to my friends that I was going to leave the convention for a minute to go process and comprehend that a bee was able to get with a human woman. Lol It was a fun conversation, and my friends were confused on how I did think they were together. 😂

[@redroomstudi0]

3:38 "Leaving Snail trails on the seat!". 😭😭😭

[@Erika-pq7ip]

Ive been feelling so down today im glad you uploaded

[@shawnmccomb]

💛🖤💛🖤💛

[@luvkiki444]

@@shawnmccombblack and yellow hello

[@morbidlonging]

i'm sure this video is going to be super calm and peaceful!!!!

[@Scrabble_bitzX]

Im turning this on just to fall asleep, if anyone asks ill tell you what kind of fricked up dreams i have

[@yaboiEchogaming]

I’m asking

[@suscrow661]

Tell me bro

[@Scrabble_bitzX]

Bee peen

[@Kyrikrliy]

Now i wanna know

[@vespberry8717]

What did you dream about?

[@thehalfmoonmirrorsvenus1234]

I could've lived my whole entire life without this knowledge... But now I MUST know.

[@lau3053]

those 5 seconds in silence at 6:47 are pure cinema to me

[@vinsschleutker9887]

I’m so sorry for making u read this but it’s so fucking FUNNY😭😭😭😭😭

[@firebug9482]

The little to no amount of bee puns in this video is em"bee"rasing

[@_chandley]

The priory of Shawn intro was insane. I love it

[@Sergeant_J]

YOU CANNOT JUST DROP A TITLE LIKE THAT ON ME Jokes aside, looks like a great video and can’t wait to watch :)

[@ChronicaErys]

Books like these make my life, like yes give me more cursed books about recognizable pop culture characters and impossible anatomy

[@macaroni2814]

“Stroking his stinger” might be the most hilarious things ive heard today 😭😭

[@abbithescientist7181]

Dude he's kinda convinced me. I'm considering buying the ebook and reading it so that no one can tell I'm reading a book about sex with bees 😭😭

[@RottmntRaphael]

.. You CANNOT convince me this movie actual came out in 2007.

[@notme8152]

Well it's almost 20 years

[@pillbycx]

HELP ME NKT THE "im using my 🌹 toy.." 😭😭

[@deardiaryakatheinternet]

and the S (stinger) is fireeeee 🔥

[@CocoaLollipop]

NO- 😭

[@alexcaev]

you never fail to make me die of laughter, you're 1000% my favourite youtuber, thank you for being incredible!!

[@anthonyjames696]

14:21 I remember this Doctor Who episode lol (no, but seriously, there's an episode called The Unicorn And The Wasp and this reminds me so much of it!)

[@RantswithLiz]

LMAO I thought the Bee movie alone was wild and weird. The fact that there’s a whole erotic fan fiction novel about it is sending me 😭😭

[@a-c6586]

3:33 he's giving max headroom signal hijacking somehow

[@TheaTheSunflower]

If there's ever a break in at your place the robbers will be too freaked out by your book collection to actually take anything.

[@Lanimazi]

The amount of Bee movie smutty fanfic is astounding, let alone the published ones

[@cracklepop1203]

I know this video supposed to relieve the BURDEN of reading this book but it honest to god just made me curious to read it myself. WHAT HAVE YOU DONEE

[@toxic_possum]

I SCREAMED WHEN I REALIZED RED OBJECT MEANT ROSE TOY IM CRYING

[@Wednesday_Avacado]

It's 11pm right now, I have a chemistry test tomorrow and I have not studied, and I am sitting on my bed watching a man read an erotic version of the bee movie.

[@emphormaun5434]

Once again Shawn brings the better version of a dreamwork classic

[@iarpita]

i don't consume any other booktube content these days except yours i wonder what's that all about

[@g.m.fairywriter]

Wow this was art 💛🖤

[@Atwood05]

THE QUEEN IS HERE (girl ima do a deep dive video on you sometime)

[@bembo4]

WE NEED MORE- I REPEAT WE NEED MORE OF THIS

[@PJO_fan321]

how do u come up with these ideas? 😭😭😭 and why?

[@bubblykoi]

i feel like im talking to a really close friend and we are just enjoying this journey together lol. like it feels that way and i love it

[@ellie1903]

don’t get me anywhere near honey! You know I go crazy girl! 😮‍💨😏

[@SpeedyWayzy]

I SKIPPED TO A PART BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR IS IT DESCRIBING A ROSE TOY 😭😭😭😭

[@soonyoung_park]

I NEED YOUR REACTION TO “THATS S’MORE LIKE IT” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@amelieh755]

i only saw the title and knew this is what i needed right know

[@unknown.2601]

i got like 3 ads for a bible app while watching this video. is god trying to tell me something?