Tim Dillon On Apartments

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[@kylemedeiros6907]

Tim makes fun of me indirectly at least once in every rant. And I like it.

[@cosettapessa6417]

You live in a unit?

[@pedrocajada3731]

@@cosettapessa6417 he's a realtor

[@cosettapessa6417]

@@pedrocajada3731 oh

[@seanvti]

Are you an old woman who knows the secrets of the universe, because you were kept in a cage for the majority of your life?

[@griffinkay4799]

HAHAHAHA I think the same thing every time.

[@sgb4798]

Nearly 3 years later and Tim was exactly correct about the Austin real estate market 😂😂

[@zachmueller2912]

Really? I thought real estate is much higher than 3yrs ago

[@StuTheDon17]

​@@zachmueller2912 Yeah. It's a bubble.

[@conormcgregorwasnevermyfri1984]

The Tim Dillon show is made for us austinites

[@analyticalmindset]

That's because most transplant living in LA are like this and some of them have moved that to Austin

[@coloradomotion1836]

Not a bubble.

[@dct623]

"Comedy first" is why this man is one of the few patreons I pay for

[@evanlittle3473]

He really does put comedy first- that’s why it’s hilarious when X-tier hacks try to accuse him of being a media personality

[@karningham2849]

@@evanlittle3473 Tim gets accused of being a media personality? That’s hilarious haha

[@michaelfavata2720]

@@karningham2849 this is in reference to the Michael Che thing.

[@karningham2849]

@@michaelfavata2720 oh right I kinda missed that whole thing, might go back and check it 🤷‍♂️

[@michaelfavata2720]

@@karningham2849 i thought Schulz had a good take that it could well be much ado about nothing. Che has a special to sell and coming out swinging again Tim is good marketing.

[@dalebonehart211]

"An algorithm has offered to buy this house, and I'm like, oh? Good..." -Tim Dillon

[@fbardales33]

Blackrock is buying up all the real estate they can get their hands on. Part of the plan.

[@fidelio9301]

@@fbardales33 K bro

[@bluechipBBN]

i miss this era of tim dillon

[@hopoff9968]

He should've treated Ben better. You can't treat your employee like shit everyday and expect them to keep coming back for dessert. At some point, the money's just not worth it.

[@Drewswaggy]

@@hopoff9968so true

[@the-petro]

I was never clear on why Ben left, and if the berating was the gag or how much of it was legit​@@hopoff9968

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

@@hopoff9968I bet if you ask Ben today he’d say the money was worth it. Lemon party sucks ace

[@ellisgill1940]

​@@YoureWokeYoureBroke both good points imo

[@DerekLimoseth]

One of his best rants!

[@podhub5274]

Agree

[@michelebergman4336]

@@podhub5274 agree ASWELL👏👏👏

[@Scifi_cowboy]

The one about his aunt will always be my fav

[@cerberus3426]

​@Alexanderofthe9th the Salt and Straw was one if my favorites, personally, because I live near one and the people that go in there are ridiculous. "Millions of homeless people, I don't think we should be making chocolate & mustard ice cream"😂

[@evanfeuerstein8562]

Selling these all inclusive buildings is a real knife fight.

[@no_snap]

Tim is absolutely correct about those complexes. I lived in one for a year and it was the most vapid, empty group of people I’ve ever been around, not to mention the cheesy ass “community events” the front office was always putting on. From the day I moved out I have sworn I’ll live in the backseat of my car before another one of those places. I moved back to my old neighborhood and within a week the neighbor’s parole officer was over there searching his house. Now that’s living!

[@stocktawk]

“But ya know the realtor we spoke to today was a lovely woman who was probably in a car accident. She’s very sweet but ya know, the type of sweet who didn’t get enough oxygen.” This dude is so damn funny

[@Big_Wamu]

Ben is like Maude's friend from big lebowski that was always laughing

[@podhub5274]

So true!

[@gregthebaritone]

Che ridicolo!

[@Betrayerslayer]

def cleft azz vibes..

[@sgrader6524]

😆

[@tonygorilla8928]

Knox Harrington, the video artist.

[@thewhitbyphotographer]

Ben laughing is probably equally as funny too Tims humour.

[@dblackout1107]

It took a while to warm up to Tim Dillon. Now he’s becoming one of my favorites almost on the same level as Norm who’s my fave

[@pastaoleary3031]

2 years later Tim was right about Austin being a bubble..

[@piedrabuena59]

I think he’s talking about the domain in Austin. San Antonio has one similar called La Canterra

[@kela9256]

Lmfao literally was thinking of la canterra

[@angelgjr1999]

They’re everywhere. Shitty apartments behind commercial centers.

[@Libertaro-i2u]

​@@angelgjr1999 Yeah, shitty apartments that rent for what nice ones in the same area once rented for several decades ago!

[@christianfuentes4136]

My favorite thing about comedy is it’s ability to shed light on subjects that have been hiding in plain sight. I self actualize while at the same time laughing my dick off when I listen to Tim god bless his heart

[@AncientSlugThrower]

If Tom Dillon is telling you the market is oversaturated, you listen to this man.

[@EricGordon-w9y]

Everybody needs a Tim Dillon in their group. I've got one, he checks me up all the time. And I do the same for him.

[@devansnider7793]

A cursed apartment is a top tier bit, much funnier than a haunted house

[@ElBach1y]

There's a historical whorehouse that got renovated into apartments in my corner. Imagine hearing ghost cheeks clapping in the dead of the night. Truly terrifying

[@Alexandrianoelleallen]

This is TOO REAL

[@Ivan2Jura]

Makes my miss my eastern European apartment so much ❤️

[@andrewlee3383]

People like to live in those Apartments with the stores, Gyms etc. to cut-down on the day to day interaction with Steeet Urchins. You can't avoid them completely, but if you can run downstairs to pick up a 12 pack and not be subjected to Hobos panhandling, the Suds go down much better. You don't need to run into Tiny Tim and a bunch of Misfits everytime you need to get some groceries.

[@iji641]

If you perceive everyone you meet at these very regular establishments as “Street urchins” maybe you’re on a high horse?

[@thingonathinginathing]

Where tf did you live, Skid Row? Lmao stfu

[@ricovelas]

I mean where the heck do you live at where you can't run to the market without pan handlers hitting you up? 🧐

[@brock3805]

Here’s a great idea, you could simply mind your business and go about your day or politely decline if people try to engage with you. If the mere sight of a homeless person panhandling causes you so much anger, 1. You live an incredibly privileged life and 2. You’ve probably got some issues that need addressing.

[@Libertaro-i2u]

Though it'll likely cost $3700 per month and up to pay for the privilege.

[@gTr4yr4y]

I would love for Tim Dillon to roast me one day. That’s my aspiration in life.

[@local38on-tv]

One of the only people who truly speaks his mind and is funny with it

[@britt_piru]

My Unit!

[@lkern6238]

I moved from Austin to Round Rock right before the ice storm. I pay 1260 for 2b1b but they upgraded exterior and now its being rented for 1600. They have 100% occupancy. I'm a mile from work so I can ride my bike or take 10 min. bus drive.

[@lkern6238]

No washer/dryer.

[@aaronscottmatthews7883]

haha He is talking about the Domain in NW Austin

[@BitcoinTo150K]

Overpriced

[@nestum23]

@@lkern6238 and it’s got everything you need!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Round Rock Texas 🏘 seems nice. I have never been to Austin.

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

It's not a cool place to live. It is a cesspool

[@bandittelevision]

No different than a comic working a day job

[@MillennialDiligence-sx8re]

This was peak for the show. Ben and Tim firing on all cylinders

[@heresthething5379]

I know exactly the apartment he's talking about and yeah he's on point 😂

[@CM-cy3qo]

the woman from the cage is now in Unit 528, .... facing the parking lot.

[@jimmyt7233]

Tim channeling the song Don't Worry About The Government by Talking Heads here

[@connordelaney4087]

This is a fucking hilarious bit holy shit

[@michelebergman4336]

Dude “ you have EVERYTHING U NEED”!!!! Omg HILARIOUS!!!!!

[@PeytonBrown-i3i]

Just walked into my apartment after a trip to Whole Foods and turned this on. Damn it Tim.

[@michelebergman4336]

Sox & Peanutbutter!!! I NEED CULTURE! I love u Tim 💕

[@screechweiner2921]

these are the cries of a man jealous of vanilla bland, milk toast brained people. i know them well, i also scream myself to sleep every night with the same thoughts.

[@snakeypuffs6154]

*milquetoast

[@untitled795]

MILK TOAST AHAHAHAHAHA

[@russbuss98]

I've never heard "milk toast" before but holy shit that's accurate.

[@Bleh67420]

@@untitled795 it’s actually what it’s based on. And it’s delicious!

[@untitled795]

@@Bleh67420 it’s totally not based off someone’s Name lmfao

[@mikefatah]

100% Spot On!!💯

[@badbardsnetwork9100]

I’m so confused whether this podcast is a real estate podcast or a journalism podcast 😂

[@mqure1983]

Fake business

[@jw6487]

It is

[@brianreddick1474]

Tim was way ahead of Joe on this one. The bubble is deflating.

[@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend]

I love apartments honestly, like visiting them I don’t think I could live in one. I just like all the people, you got like 50 neighbors, constant police sirens, passing by in the middle of the night. Just the sounds of the city, not to mention drugs. You can walk out your door and find whatever you want, you can throw a party whenever. I’d be living like a frat guy if I lived in an apartment. I grew up smoking weed at my homies apartment when we were kids, our dealer would pay him in weed just to take his trash out. We would stay out late until cops started doing their nightly rounds and run from them, we’d be smoking blunts waiting on 12 to come do their nightly patrol and we’d run from them all the way to the homies apartment. I live in the boonies, I barely see my neighbors and if I want to do anything you have to drive atleast 15-30 mins. In an apartment I’d legit ride a bike everywhere

[@mukesh_bombay]

Tim is a prophet

[@Thahaghaba]

Joe Rogan moving to Austin was the worst thing that could’ve happened to Austin in the past 30 years

[@AyshRowland]

It sure isn't The Stand Love conquers Hate!!! I am Rich, I am Strong!!! Thy will be done! Believe in Jesus Christ for Salvation~!

[@robertflood3007]

“iTs gOt a pOoL aNd a wHoLe fOoDs” 😂😂😂

[@dillonpeterson4178]

tim dillon can only live in new york

[@analyticalmindset]

When a new Yorker leaves NYC they are always constant drawn back

[@ClarkEli-l8v]

If I wasn’t married with a kid, I’d live out in the water with starlink on a solar pontoon houseboat.

[@cerberus3426]

The mutual opinion and views I share with Tim Dillon are startling😂

[@SSHdz]

Austin is totally a bubble

[@Libertaro-i2u]

As is the entire USA for that matter.

[@AyshRowland]

@@Libertaro-i2u POP!

[@Aibeansss]

And where is Tim Dillon now?

[@justaguitarplayer2059]

A lot of real estate agents that do apartments make more than agents that sell houses …I think Tim has it wrong on that one …there are a lot of apt locators that make 10-20 thousand a month

[@justaguitarplayer2059]

@Tiberius I'mserious well if you make around 10-20 thousand a month , it’s not so bad. What do you do for a living ??

[@justaguitarplayer2059]

@Tiberius I'mserious …coming from someone who likely doesn’t have a job and survives off gov checks haha

[@SPAMDAGGER22]

@Tiberius I'mserious What's disgusting is all the ass kissing realtors have to do for their wealthier clients seeking luxurious houses. At least apartment dwellers are more down to earth and a much more pleasant clientele to deal with.

[@karensams994]

Did your realtor friend tell you this? Lmao

[@justaguitarplayer2059]

@@karensams994 thanks for being snarky though …you’re name is fitting haha

[@unconditionedcitizen]

My unit.. deep slow voice😂

[@ryangibson3128]

Tim saying faggot in a southern accent was amazing. It was above and beyond perfect.

[@elisten1153]

This is fucking hilarious

[@APR944]

Facts

[@anthonybreitenbach6958]

Tim Dillon makes voices that sound exactly like Alex Jones now lol is this his new bit

[@astralfluxaf]

He doesn’t know he’s talking about me… I’m the characters he’s looking for

[@3lfaromeo]

tim dillon would fucking love me.

[@ADHDSophia]

Which episode is this??

[@hueydao8637]

Donald Trump was too liberal.

[@goliatheater67373]

I don't understand this bit. What is wrong with living in an apartment? Not everyone needs to live in a detatched house, nor is it feasible

[@VLOGbros1]

Sounds like a radio station that should be in GTA

[@lennyshwayze980]

10 years ago austin was nice 😅

[@nagsterthegangster]

Of course Tim would have an activity that reduces the effect of gravity upon his gigantic bod. XD

[@lukemi3700]

What episode is this

[@christiansmith-of7dt]

When people talk really fast I can tell right away that they don't know what im talking about

[@BramptonHughes]

We’re all basic Tim. At the end up the day it’s just about eating , sleeping shitting.

[@jakepack7888]

2:07 🤣🤣🤣

[@arthurobrien3693]

Tim, you should've moved to The Metropolis in Austin, TX

[@evanwhite3914]

EvErytHing yOu neEd 😂😂😂

[@boopertheone]

I need an apartment building attached to a goodwill

[@edp3202]

U a genius

[@belmont14]

If Rush Limbaugh and Bill Hicks had a gay son

[@JoyfulUniter]

Tim don't lie to me you can't swim you're too round when you move your arms you just rotate around like a ball.

[@edp3202]

Buoy buoy

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Your fast

[@TerrillFischer]

@1:37 Realtors with brain injuries?

[@SantanaDiego]

A lot of the women

[@Raj_Das]

Podcast #??

[@tinguspingus1538]

168

[@belgianheskey]

This is not comedy it's sociology for people with adhd

[@anthonyfuscellaro233]

“I have to be around people who claim to have autoimmune diseases and do not!”.....interviews Jordan Peterson

[@nickksimm3105]

U don't have to justify URSELF

[@caddyshack68]

The show lost a step when Ben left. Tim needs another Ben for the show.

[@JP-ij7rp]

WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AncientAnt3y]

6:40

[@AttergYorlum]

1:37 thats the hookworm #fuckthesouth

[@mmr0221]

Trump 2024

[@karensmetanovska1902]

lol

[@johnalitesbaseballbat8509]

06:16

[@JoeShmo8868]

1:50

[@ArthurMcdonagh-fk7ke]

😮

[@sgrader6524]

650

[@jonvia]

Apartments are gayer than Freddie Mercury.

[@camp.965]

Overrated

[@garygamble2171]

This is too funny

[@whenwasthat]

America, yuk.

[@bradleyboyer9979]

Disagree with Timmy on this one.

[@waynebelsar9994]

poor ben divorced back drinking living in his tesla shouldnt have dissed tims friend the butler thought he was the equal of his owner...no