I STOLE MY BIKE BACK FROM THIEVES

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[@MorleyKert]

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[@CallanChristensen]

Even though Shaker and Spoon might be my first subscription box I ever get, I was hoping for ridge wallet tie in. "Buy a ridge wallet so you can retire your old wallet to be your decoy collateral for stealing your bike back from thieves or the slightly less sketchy back pocket decoy for over-seas travel."

[@MorleyKert]

@@CallanChristensen Haha!

[@shanomac]

My guy. You tell stories so well, my heart was racing like it was my bike that had been stolen and I was about to steal back!

[@MorleyKert]

That’s awesome to hear! Thanks for watching ❤️

[@IMEEMADE]

Such a great story! I was at the edge of our seat the whole time. Despite not having filmed it at the time, your storytelling alone made for a great video. Glad you got your bike back!

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you so much!

[@3dexperiments]

I grew up in NYC. I simply can't believe you left your bike out on a rack. My bike shop told me: "If you want to leave your bike out anywhere, buy one lock for each 5 minutes you intend to be away from it." Super glad you got your bike back, great story!

[@MorleyKert]

Haha, that's a great saying! It was also locked with an (albeit bulky) cable lock, and I have since invested in a chain lock. Thanks for watching!

[@icyhotonmynuts]

I heard a similar saying, buy a lock for every $50 you'd spend replacing the bike.

[@JesperMakes]

Love it, especially the big bolt cutter on your wall. Statement piece!

[@MorleyKert]

Thanks, Jesper!

[@adam346]

I live a rough hour away from Toronto and we assume all the bike thieves come from Toronto to steal our bikes while all our thieves go to Toronto steal your bikes...

[@FixitFingers]

I still remember this coming up in CLAMP. Great retelling Morley, and a lesson or two about life construed too ;)

[@gamecubegauntlet]

I have done the same journey as you but in reverse. Started as a woodworker, then worked on restaurant and now I'm a swe. Loving the new career so far.

[@petebenard6097]

“Wait! This potentially life threatening moment of my life would make an excellent YT video and get millions of views!” Sign of the times.

[@ryandury]

Fantastic storytelling! Will definitely have some questions during your next Q&A

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you so much! Looking forward to it 😊

[@bugeyebucknasty9436]

Used this video to steal back my buddies one wheel for him!!! The decoy wallet worked!!!!

[@MorleyKert]

💪

[@onewhowatchesfires2673]

loved the video, wish i could have gotten the person that stole my bike down by the toronto brickworks, really messed me up losing it. Thanks for a little bit of closure on it atlest!

[@MorleyKert]

Thanks for watching! I wish you could've gotten your bike back.

[@jeffh2189]

Morely, GREAT STUFF!!!

[@colink.4868]

Great story!! Bravo!! 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@mac2708]

Suspenseful much. Glad you took matters into your own hands dude🙏👏

[@mcmiuc]

What a great story men 😂😂😂

[@hrdcpy]

So glad you got it back safely. I also have some bike recovering stories, but mine are all helping to recover other people's bikes. With some extensive digital forensics and Google maps, myself and the bike owner were able to scare the suspect into dumping the bike at a local PD.

[@MorleyKert]

That's amazing! Thanks for watching :)

[@thechriswebb]

Awesome video, Morley! Glad you were able to get your bike back, and even better that you found a way to share the story with all of us. Kudos! 🎉

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you so much! The story makes that old, rusty bike hard to replace, even though it's on its last legs!

[@RestoreTechnique]

What about the theif, were there any further messages?

[@monsvague4825]

That was a surprisingly good video! You were really able to show the excitement of it all. I could absolutely relate to all your thoughts. Well done! I wouldn't have been able to confront the thief either. Did he contact you afterwards?

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you! When I was riding home, he called me to tell me that he had arrived. I told him that I had stolen my bike back, hung up, and blocked his number.

[@jonz01]

Great story and so glad you got it back. Every moment is a moment to learn.

[@ThunderSmell]

Looks like you got a video out of it after all! I love the story and the storytelling!

[@MorleyKert]

Thanks for watching!

[@SanderMakes]

I absolutely love the huge ass boltcutters als background decor. Great story and a great telling!

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you so much! They really tie the room together ;)

[@valeriehancotte-galan4790]

I congratulate you on getting your bike back. Did the thief ever try to contact you after that???

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you! When I was riding home, he called me to tell me that he had arrived. I told him that I had stolen my bike back, hung up, and blocked his number.

[@mccalejk2]

I would have called the guy and asked to meet tomorrow once I decided to get the bolt cutters 😅

[@jeremyspecce]

Interesting thought exercise, at what price is the tipping point where the bolt cutters become expensive enough that you just pay the man and don’t even mention the theft? As a non-confrontational / risk averse person, myself, it would certainly cross my mind. I think he wanted $130? If the cutters were $130 do you just buy them anyway as an FU to the thief?

[@MorleyKert]

I was expecting to return the bolt cutters to the store, but I learned afterwards that they’re a non-returnable item! In the end, it wasn’t about saving money.

[@Pentaprysm]

Just the fact that you’d attempt to steal your bike back (involving pedalling furiously) in flip flops boggles my mind! Great video man!

[@MorleyKert]

Thanks man! They were Chacos, not flip flops ;)

[@YuesbiCi-vu4uk]

This make me question one thing. What if you stole someone else's bike while the thief bringing your bike with a van?

[@pelaajahacks8358]

damn. my escooter got stolen last friday from espoos railwaystation. i shouldve known not to leave it there

[@lucaschacon8362]

Amazing story, I’m glad you recovered it.

[@AdiabetiKkidRex]

Goood story time! Thank you morley! Sometimes its the hard stuff that makes us a little bit better.

[@John-B69692]

oh my God what a long story

[@Moostery]

Dude has a way of making a 5 minute story 15 minutes. I'm yawning halfway through.

[@brieoleary1267]

Great story! Glad you got your bike back! I was really hoping at the end you were gonna show if any text messages after the guy arrived at the meeting spot. Did you tell the guy that it was your bike and that you took it back? Dying to know!!! lol.

[@iseemelanie]

I feel your pain. My bike was also stolen in Toronto in 2020. I made a quick stop the Michaels at Richmond and John around 2pm on a Saturday. I come out and I don't see my bike on the bike parking pole thing. But I do see some cops there because some good Samaritan reported the theft to the police. I filed a report but I knew I wasn't going to see that bike again. It didn't turn up on Kijiji or anywhere. I bought a new bike a few weeks later and upgraded to a much better/more expensive lock. I still do get nervous leaving my bike parked somewhere for too long.

[@MorleyKert]

Dang! Yeah everyone says the Toronto police are no help re: bike thefts.

[@TitoSabbyPH]

Great Story!! ride safe always!!! I hope you also make a tutorial how you design 3d parts on your apps. I got into 3d printing thru you! Fan from the Philippines!

[@ssavman]

Just clicked onto this video. Don't know what happened to your bike yet But I actually had my motorized bicycle and heavily modified pocketbike stolen from my house. Someone sent me the fb sale ad for the pocket after they were stolen. I met up with them and took it back, then had them take me to my bicycle to get that back too. Live streamed the whole thing on fb lol

[@rival_son]

Cool story. Did the thief ever contact you? Also, what happened to the fake wallet? Do you still have the note you put in it?

[@joesooner]

I was waiting at the end to see if you ever heard back from the thief or was that it.

[@Tomeccho]

Awesome story but totally triggered by the boltcutters not hanging square 🤣🤣😭

[@quasimodoo17]

Sorry, that techno music is really annoying.

[@tobygreen7116]

I stole my bike back from pathetic thief’s the police do nothing to get it back but arrested me for getting my bike back!

[@MorleyKert]

What! So unfair.

[@tobygreen7116]

That’s the law

[@jeremyspecce]

The police treated ME like the criminal and pretty much interrogated me when I went to the precinct to report the theft. “You have a mountain bike? This is the city, sounds a bit odd…” “you sure you didn’t lend it to somebody?” Etc. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@MorleyKert]

@@jeremyspecce Geeeez!

[@mikemorris5503]

So was there ever anymore dialogue from the guy in regards to why you didn’t show up lol?

[@Andy_Tibbs]

Bro the story telling got my heart pumping ngl

[@TerrapinCreations666]

Holy crap I was nervous for you listening to your story. Very cool!

[@MorleyKert]

That's exactly what I want to hear! Thanks for watching :)

[@thebincleaner]

did the guy not call you asking where the bike was ?

[@ViciousPikachu]

Lmao bro ur like me fr 💀 Only difference is that my anxiety would jam my legs I have few questions tho... Btw how far was the thief from your location when you finally were able to cut the lock and run away? How long did it took to cut the lock? And where did you stored that big cutter? Did you had a really big backpack with you? Also how did you travelled to that location? Did you just walked there? Was it nearby?

[@MorleyKert]

The thief was probably 5 minutes away when I cut the lock. I didn’t bring a backpack so just carried the bolt cutters over my shoulder as I biked. I walked to the location, it was about a 30 minute walk from my apartment.

[@TwistedTwineWoodworking]

Really well done video!! Hard to believe it was two years ago. Wow time flies!!

[@MorleyKert]

Thanks, Christy! I know, right!

[@ZaideProductions]

This story is so fake just to put a sponsorship in the end of the story. like yeah thats believeable

[@foxprojects247]

You're such a vibrant and interesting character! Great story!

[@My_Op]

I can't believe Kevin Costner is one of your patrons!

[@dearie772]

God you seek so much validation for the most mediocre stories lol

[@ChristophHoward]

Second, Great video!

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you!

[@dj_nio235]

Well i think he has more than two great videos but okay

[@ChristophHoward]

@@dj_nio235 I was saying that was the second comment

[@maxwillis4958]

Says great video 2 min after the video was posted 🤣 and the vid is 16 min

[@maxwillis4958]

Good video though Morley! Been here watching for a good little while

[@mikestewart4752]

I stole my bike back from a thief too! Back in the 90’s, in Oshawa. Idiot lived in the building next door. Oh, AND he was in the same college program as me. LOL, what a tool. Glad you got your wheels back Morley!

[@MorleyKert]

Bike thieves are the worst! Glad you got your wheels back too. Thanks for watching!

[@valeriehancotte-galan4790]

Did you report him?

[@mikestewart4752]

@@valeriehancotte-galan4790 Nope, clothes-lined him off my bike as he drove by 2 or 3 days after it got stolen. Told him what time it was and walked away with my bike in hand while he was seeing tweety birds. Never saw him again at school.

[@samfosteriam]

I came out of BART once to find some kid trying to get my bike lock off where I’d locked it. He actually had the balls to argue with me about whose bike it was and then retreated to yell insults at me - I guess to make himself feel better for being totally caught red handed and looking like an idiot. Needless to say that was the first and last time I locked my bike outside a Bart station

[@MorleyKert]

Wow!

[@gabispn13]

Awesome video pal.

[@cioneghaon1694]

I mean, is this job police should do?

[@bintlooda]

Did he call u back since he knows ur number?

[@andrhamm]

This was very exciting, I was shaking with anticipation lol 👏🏻👏🏻

[@MorleyKert]

Yes!!

[@codemiesterbeats]

lmfao "I live above the future pot shop" reminded me so much of the skit from Ludacris's album... kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqLSlGhpdttrb6c "you gonna see a big a** white mansion on the right-hand side, gonna be a convertible jag in the driveway, range rover all black... we like right next door in this HUD house man... the door kind of f'd up so you gonna have to climb through the window. Is that cool?"

[@vynaltheworld4092]

i knew the was a story about those blue bolt cutters

[@nathankeirn2108]

Did you hear from the guy after you got it back?

[@your_uncle_barry_6700]

When I realised this was a storytime I almost exited the video. But for some reason I decided against it and I'm glad I did as your a great storyteller. Great video even with no footage

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you so much!

[@traderjoe477]

great story packed in a nice video. thanks

[@district7648]

You make from youtobe, you have 222k subs

[@AndrewSzeto]

great storytelling morley! what a story haha.

[@MorleyKert]

Thanks man!

[@joshkemp2188]

What you lack in video evidence you’ve more than made up for with a riveting story.

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you!

[@tko3779]

Fuck. Yeah. Awesome. You tell it way better than your brother. Safety first. Being more aware of your surroundings rather than the content was probably in your best interest regardless of where you were in your life at that time.

[@MorleyKert]

❤️❤️

[@josephknowlton7246]

Liked, shared and commented 🍻

[@HighCaliberCraftsman]

One of my favorite stories!

[@MorleyKert]

Heck yeah! You called it 😉

[@sumaykun438]

To live above a pot shop and directly next to a sushi bar sounds like a literal dream

[@MorleyKert]

haha

[@eduardogutierrez2760]

Cool story and those drinks looks good

[@photomotostudios]

Love the video and the story !!!

[@pooontoast1000]

I was hooked from the first beats of the intro music! what an adventure!

[@MorleyKert]

Yes!! Thanks, Nicola 😊❤️

[@raeannuria5691]

Glad that you got your bike back and are safe!

[@audramitchell9894]

Your thinking bigger

[@PabloGrabarnik]

Morley: "Toronto is the bike theft capital of the world" Argentina: "Hold my beer" We not only get our bikes stolen all the time here, in some cities it even gets towed by the city because it's been "parked chained to a public tree". They cut the chain off, take the bike and if you weren't there at the time, you don't even realize it was towed, not stolen.

[@alanscannell]

Good on ya! Did the thief call to see where you had got to? I bet your neighbors plan would have worked too 👍

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you! When I was riding home, he called me to tell me that he had arrived. I told him that I had stolen my bike back, hung up, and blocked his number.

[@alanscannell]

@@MorleyKert ha ha brilliant 👍

[@rasaskitchen]

Subscribed to watch your project videos but I didn't expect it to turn into Casey-esque vlog videos. I will wait for the project videos.

[@mothman7626]

An amazing story, thanks so much for sharing 😊

[@MorleyKert]

Thanks for watching!

[@TechnologistAtWork]

That was a great story

[@media-scene9050]

U didn't tell us if the thief ever called you again

[@MorleyKert]

When I was riding home, he called me to tell me that he had arrived. I told him that I had stolen my bike back, hung up, and blocked his number

[@Mironscrafts]

Enjoyed this tale telling style video! One question:at the end did you call the thief back to tell him you beat him? :)

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you! When I was riding home, he called me to tell me that he had arrived. I told him that I had stolen my bike back, hung up, and blocked his number.

[@Mironscrafts]

@@MorleyKert Just what i would have done! Well played! :)

[@arghjayem]

And this is why I have at least 2 lock on my bike if I’m leaving it outside anywhere for longer than 10 minutes. A solid d lock and a heavy chain lock, plus a cable to secure the front wheel, both wheels on through axles not quick releases (more secure plus through axles last longer). But in general I try not to leave it locked outside.

[@dominictodd5102]

𝐩𝓻Ỗ𝓂Ø𝓈Ｍ

[@Zawazuki]

Denzel Curry what a great choice

[@MorleyKert]

He’s awesome!

[@alejrcosta]

Cara, tu é um gênio. Eu assisto você aqui no Brasil (com S, pois Brasil é com S e o mundo tem que saber) encontrei seu conteúdo buscando por móveis de paletes, consigo praticar meu inglês com você e essa história me pegou demais. Eu morri de rir. Valeu irmão 🇧🇷

[@nikkiejones4606]

Omgosh talk about anxiety through watching this video! 🤣🤣 I'm so happy you got your bike back! Great video even without recording it! 😃

[@hkay980]

..interesting

[@audramitchell9894]

Very kool

[@MRVinydf]

That ending haha, loved it! Keep going Morley!

[@MorleyKert]

Thank you so much, I will!

[@scotthelms3506]

Should’ve returned the bolt cutters

[@MorleyKert]

That was the original plan, but when I got home, I saw on the receipt that Canadian Tire doesn’t allow the return of bolt cutters. Makes sense - most people who buy them probably only need to use them once!

[@WoLpH]

As a Dutchie I've always been told, make sure your lock costs more than your bike ;)

[@georgebott9387]

Fair play man I’d of done the same if I was in your shoes keep up the videos dude im looking forward to plenty of your wood working ones 👌

[@existentialhowl1067]

YEHAWWW

[@fsia8376]

Oh man, one of the things I hate most in my life is unjust and robbery. I am glad you had the guts to get it back and God protects you always from bad people 🙏 🙏🙏

[@BROKENLIZARD983]

THIS 👏 NEVER 👏 HAPPENED 👏

[@MorleyKert]

Lol

[@suitecitywoman4187]

Glad you got your bike back Morley! The only video I would have loved to see is the reaction of the thief when he returned to an empty rack!

[@leethememerwolf]

2 years later and I'm glad to know you got your bike back!ima need to learn from that now

[@Route9Signs]

Great video!!!

[@MorleyKert]

Thanks, Chris!

[@Funnymemes_634]

The ending was amazing 😂

[@MorleyKert]

Yea!! Thank you 😊