𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 "Nothin' personal, pardner..."

[@SolarLight]

I was having fun with this a few weeks ago but now everyone's gonna check for random tele exits. F.

[@vorpalweapon4814]

Will you upload your own montage?

[@SolarLight]

@@vorpalweapon4814 Was going to. Not sure if I will now. Maybe.

[@spacevegemite7631]

Nobody checks for this stuff in casual you’re fine

[@WaluTime]

@@SolarLight you should totally still upload it

[@llmkursk8254]

As true as this is, the seed was planted *years* back when Soundsmith did his weapons stereotypes on the Eureka Effect.

[@chidamo3575]

"I have done nothing but teleport myself for three matches."

[@marianxendor3974]

Rip Rick May

[@naufalfmz5963]

Dude same

[@daniboy2709]

keep going

[@zegpath81]

"WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN TELEPORTING!?"

[@ProteusRX]

@@zegpath81"Right behind you"

[@CaptainBalls1244]

After this, everyone is going to be checking under their beds for secret teleporters.

[@licemere9899]

I used this sometimes, but now it won't work (

[@Baconbaconbaconbacon1]

Thanks I spotted a cockroach

[@thestupidscienceteam2854]

notzerotwo ITS A SPY

[@thunderhead9338]

"Daddy...I think Uncle Dane's teleporter is under my bed.." "Don't worry son, his teleporter was destroyed minutes ago" *Dane teleports in* "Nani!?"

[@painandmisery8971]

the only monster under your bed is Uncle Dane's Dong

[@Krebbly]

5:19 imagine being this demo hearing a spy say "sentry down push in!" Then hearing an engineer behind you with a loaded frontier justice just scream "sentry down!"

[@sami_irl]

Underrated comment

[@MattEBF5]

they... they killed my baby

[@NeonWasInUse]

*Why do I hear boss music?*

[@gregoirebasseville4797]

I'd love for the tone of the engie to change when losing your sentry with the frontier justice. Instead of the mix of angry and worried, his excitement about soon shoving 180 damage worth of lead into whoever was bold enough to feel safe after destroying the sentry

[@DrDze]

"Literally teleports behind you"

[@kamionijajoza5477]

Imagine someone in highlander coms be like: "funny sentry planted"

[@tenacioustent810]

My comms are only funny sentry and calls like that. When I fail stab I say something like “medic is perfectly fine”

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

@@tenacioustent810 _this is perfection_

[@fusi0nr0ck]

"the funny has been planted"

[@tenacioustent810]

Philip Hunt-Bull highlander is a meme and I love it

[@DeskFan]

@@fusi0nr0ck THE COUNTER-SPIES WIN

[@Avossk]

At this point Dane isn't even playing Engie anymore, he's playing Spy with a shotgun

[@DM_2145]

It's time to sap the sapper.

[@snackermantm105]

_"M͟y͟ F͟a͟v͟o͟r͟i͟t͟e͟ C͟l͟a͟s͟s͟ i͟s͟ t͟h͟e͟ ENGINEER"_

[@Sir_Bucket]

Unkle Dan has become a very gud spy main *unkle dan is now coming for your soul*

[@Nieveria]

the spy from team fortress classic

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

@EB Bisnar > Updated localization files

[@LazyPurple]

This video is legendary, gonna try this immediately before everyone wises up to it. I only hope my funny sentries are as funny as yours ankle dan....

[@CartoonNetworkGlitches]

Damn didn't know you were a sniper bot.. after all this time... EDIT: spelling

[@ihitonmilfs]

oh no, it's that impersonating bot again... re-uploaded all of his videos and bought 730k subscribers reported.

[@deanxile]

Hmmm idk guys.... i think he's a bot

[@paradoxx_haha]

GarlicBoy are you joking I can’t tell I’m really dumb Edit: also if it’s not a bot holy shit he isn’t dead

[@alexp5569]

@@paradoxx_haha Yes

[@evasive4345]

I felt that “spy behind us *sigh*”. And I love the “engineer is engihere” when he knocked Dane off

[@jessee4246]

hahha its how i felt when that spy ran up behind us funny that made it into this video

[@Spyfromtf2fr]

Engineer is Engi-near

[@alexgertsog105]

Behold, from the creators of “Comically large Spoon”... The “Funny placed Sentry”.

[@MrFilgueiras.]

the "Comically large viewmodel"

[@matheusaragao7640]

*Dane proceeds to deploy a comically placed sentry*

[@Jmandog667]

Bager reference

[@corporalcreative9892]

What if the Sniper teleported? “Nothin personal mate, I’m just better.”

[@bcperks2]

O

[@MistakennJ]

K

[@rorakee]

Give the bots a few weeks and maybe they can.

[@theblandcharlie822]

edgy enough to create serrations in a golf club

[@davidthecommenter]

*pyro teleports behind you* "hntorn prmal fmnd."

[@vulcan1614]

"What sort of defense is this?" "I AM THE DEFENSE."

[@foxy4851inactive]

Always as been

[@TF2SoliderMain]

Stop copying lazy purple

[@cupofspiders5830]

“i am the spy.” “i mean engineer”

[@The86thplayer]

@@TF2SoliderMain username checks out

[@hvyguy]

The turns have tabled

[@fernquan6817]

2:29 Pop sniper to 180 kick bot is peak comedy, I still think about this 7 months later

[@numberonesnarkfan]

same bro, it lives in my head rent free sometimes I catch myself saying it to myself while doing something else

[@boldCactuslad]

dont forget the triple flick

[@BottleofJarritos]

Do you think about this 2 YEARS later?

[@SergeantDoorknob13]

i would also like to ask what that guy 5 months ago asked

[@garfieldarbuckle6374]

“You put the teleporter under them, like a diaper.” -Sun Tzu, “The Art of War”

[@misterbaman]

"It'll come when you least expect it, like a diaper." -Winston Churchill

[@hollis7297]

Ok technoblade

[@fatdaddychannel3539]

Hahaha your Right Garfield

[@A_Weird_Angel]

...

[@annsh.6487]

And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!

[@Delta-es1lg]

Video should be titled "Dane bullies casual players for 11 minutes."

[@engineergaming6502]

Dane bullied casual players for 12 minutes

[@Squeam9750]

@@engineergaming6502 Engineer Gaming

[@footisman2059]

@@engineergaming6502 Engineer gaming

[@toujounozomi3126]

I don't like to call them "ninjaneers." I prefer.... "surprise mechanics."

[@oreodotexe1453]

I simultaneously hate and love that.

[@limbo2433]

I hate and love you at the same time

[@toujounozomi3126]

@Haziq R The Jarman Surprise! It's a mechanic!

[@clashoclan3371]

Yeah, but TF2 Player's call them ninjaneers.

[@toujounozomi3126]

@@clashoclan3371 its joke (blame EA and all the other companies that make lootboxes)

[@bignell322]

"HAHA ITS ME, THE TOTALLY REAL LAZYPURPLE. I AM NOT A BOT-" funniest part of the video

[@Chillipeffer]

9:03 timestamp

[@speedyflame5028]

What is the music when he got shooted

[@morp9426]

@@speedyflame5028 Idk if you still wanna know but its Cynthia's battle theme from Pokémon

[@speedyflame5028]

@@morp9426 thx

[@Virgil746]

no this is 6:00

[@heartnet40]

You can hear him smiling the whole video.

[@Gis_Animations]

[Audible Happiness]

[@godofportal5905]

IM SMILING THE WHOLE VIDEO

[@Yahiamice]

r.i.p blue drink. died of heat

[@afnaansyed5975]

Oh hey Yahiamice. What class will the next How 2 video be on?

[@alphamoonman]

Wh-.. what?

[@lukeferreira7546]

I thinks it gonna be heavy how 2 play heavy

[@penta_0008]

That's already done. kzbin.info/www/bejne/movPnX95mN-ibbs

[@drgabe2908]

"If you can't beat them. Join them" -Engineer before becoming a spy

[@humanbread2619]

spygineer

[@clovergrey2880]

Spy + Scout + engineer = Spoutgineer

[@noahhunt8575]

I was a spy main, now I'm a walking goku joke being able to sense the chi of my teleporter.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"It's not very helpful for your team" Dude, you're literally killing the entire enemy team.

[@dandragon01]

In the words of a wise uncle, “What kinda defense is this?!”

[@SparkShiftYT]

"The best defense is a swift and decisive offence" ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@gramernazy7436]

Doga will choke this point.

[@Raccoon_Trash-]

I AM THE DEFENSE

[@kentknightofcaelin4537]

Hey Draug

[@foxgirlthememegirl1344]

I'd like but it's 420 and I can't bring myself to ruin it

[@StickMaster500]

*The Texan Ranger Update* _Patch Notes:_ • Removed Spy • Replaced Spy with the Ninjaneer • The Wrangler makes the Sentry indestructible • Updated Localization Files

[@colasap7367]

you. its you its always you.

[@dexktop_430]

-added more funny sentries

[@hadrienlondon4990]

*u p d a t e d l o c a l i z a t i o n f i l es*

[@bobbycrofts9241]

Hello stick

[@kat4918]

Legend

[@dabruhby6334]

"The engineer is engihere" idk why this got me laughing so hard

[@cheesejam1373]

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[@almightygobhoblin]

Same

[@bananaman4948]

I re watched this video just for that

[@machinkopachine]

The engineer is engideer "Engi laughing and wheezing"

[@DarkPortall]

6:12 thank me later

[@danielross7247]

"Sure is easy to kill people when they're not looking at you." Spy mains: And I took that personally

[@savawhatever3092]

6:02 i can hear the depression in his "spy behind us.."

[@thatoneguy2291]

Voice of a broken man

[@mame9562]

Voice of a backstabbed man

[@AmShibes]

That with the visual makes me laugh every time

[@kwattman110]

@@BobJoe-dj4wf I hate it when I get backstabbed right I turned around

[@ryanhernandez1877]

Voice of someone who drank the 1942 chateau backstab

[@catisticallyspeaking]

"If spy and scout had a baby" The Scout is the Spy's son *The Scout is the Spy's son*

[@bendysquid9926]

Spy is daddy in two ways now

[@mangckyatmamon]

Sweet home Alabama.

[@furrytrashqueen3356]

@pootis Oh my

[@furrytrashqueen3356]

Even better

[@potatorat2508]

Sweet Home Alabama

[@hatmann5697]

My favourite part was the engineer that jumped up saying "the engineer is engi-here" mainly because of the way his voice got louder as he got closer

[@lebronthegoat3670]

@@Entropy101Q L

[@Ro_Gaming]

@@Entropy101Q F

[@jaem0001]

what’s the music in that bit

[@lebronthegoat3670]

@@jaem0001 loonboon from plants vs zombies

[@ThomasAngeland]

6:11

[@jacoby6086]

1:40 the entire game he was queued for competitive

[@chocolatemilkman680]

I relate to that at the molecular level

[@FoxheimStudios]

**Voice line Starts** **teleports** people with good headphones: “the engineer, is engihere”

[@FireFlamePyromaniac]

Me: *Hears it without headphones a laptop speaker* HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..................................

[@chezcake256]

“haha im still tinkering with that one”

[@chezcake256]

the Engineer is Enginear

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

This video embodies LazyPurple's Engineer quote: _"I HAVE A SHOTGUN!"_ * blam blam * And also a pistol.

[@dumbleking5172]

Should've used the Widowmaker as well and yell *_"I AM THE DEFENCE"_* while charging the entire team. That would be a fine twist.

[@quagmire995]

I didn’t know the guy who sings “hey now you’re a keemstar” played tf2

[@kidkangaroo5213]

♫ *The more you know* ♫

[@thebombdiggity3941]

Holy shit

[@TheRealSinful]

Nut

[@MilkManic]

Hey remember when Uncle Dane said the N word? Classic gamer moment

[@LightQTH]

i heard he helped make some smoothie game show not long ago, but don't tell

[@fellowperson6406]

Ladies and Gentlemen of Mann Co., He's done it. At exactly 8:00 minutes in, he said "8 minutes in.." and I love it. Also, I believe you can still telefrag ubered players.

[@firefoxtf2998]

You can, yeah. I think Muuki did it during a comp 6s match.

[@mewmew8932]

the greatest telefrag ever performed, hands down@@firefoxtf2998

[@Holammer]

Lazy: What kind of defense is this?! Dane: I am ze spy!

[@captainshitbrix7271]

i recognise that pfp

[@hinub1949]

“Funny sentry planted” just like crazy Dave did with his PvZ music

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

But before we had to deal with the bottomless pit known as pvz 2

[@NargacugaMyBeloved]

Loon bloom intensifies

[@kambolienplays2499]

Happy crazy Dave noise when seeing a very nice placement*

[@duckshuntjj6318]

Crazy dane

[@jjj9640]

2:02 Dane, that's disgusting.

[@fence03]

6:14 “the engineer is engi-here”

[@orenpease4840]

"the engineer is engi-DEER" -eltorro64rus

[@carterwallace109]

WHY THE FUCK DID I LAUGH AT THIS SO HARD

[@nighteroni]

That part had me laughing so hard for so long

[@belacoak5796]

Well the engineer is enginebeer.🥁

[@shannonrobbins59]

You just got engi-here’d

[@TomResnick]

The editing at 6:12 with the voice line selection and volume panning, had me in tears

[@blossomcatsss]

“The funny sentry” -uncle Dane 26-7-2020

[@connorking8503]

Today's date is 2020-07-26.

[@ctf_2fort139]

It’s simply just funny

[@armedmonkey5846]

Funny Aerial.

[@eltom9945]

A funny twist, a funny murder

[@alejandrocarpioespinoza841]

Hey guys im gonna do the funny

[@jayjaygolden5123]

dane, as engineer: exists behind the enemy for nearly a minute without getting noticed me, as spy, uncloaking way behind enemy spawn with no enemy in sight: instantly gets nuked

[@sreeravi25]

Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years of playing the game, everyone here knows exactly where a spy would be at any given point of time. Have fun!

[@binarycat1237]

spawning wallhacks exist

[@nimbizol811]

U see TF2 player brain is to kill a spy and not save the team

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

mood

[@boldCactuslad]

how to kill spy (as medic) 1: hold w 2: spy presses A or D and therefore easily backstabs you 3: !

[@alaricwilliamson5067]

So this is like the Trolldier subclass for Engie.

[@Gabriel-yr2mk]

No this is trollbat engenier a subsubclass

[@lapislazuli899]

Trollgineer

[@spimpsmacker6422]

Correct.

[@theoriginalstarwalker4357]

kinda like it but the only reason it resembles it is because its annoying as much as trolldiers jumping out of nowhere with the mantreads,CRITTING YOU ON THE HEADWITH THE MARKET GARDENER THE MILISECOND BEFORE THEY FALL ON YOU

[@invisiblescout]

I tried combining scout and troll and i got T R O U T

[@d0ntst0pme95]

That "I am the Spy!" at 4:50 kills me every time. The way it syncs up with the music and everything is just comedy gold to me.

[@Adeone7368]

Dane 4 Years ago:”Undoubtably the worst wrench in the game” Now:

[@Purplecat-1926]

69th like :3

[@cake2531]

from a competitive standpoint yeah but when you're just fucking around and having fun in casual then it's good for a few laughs

[@orangeinkius7257]

buffs exist, and a lot of the time a bad weapn can be a lot of fun, like the overdose if you can't crossbow... or so ive heard

[@KKsKrissvs121]

@@cake2531 its the best wrench for round starts

[@randomguy8421]

Infinite to spawn for hp and metal then back for your sentry nest funny

[@toenee]

“If spy and scout had a baby” they are father and son.

[@xeanderman6688]

That makes it better *lenny*

[@gaemerfish14]

*ALABAMA INTESIFIES*

[@TopHatPlushDjdjendndke]

AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Jeffinator06]

nooooo... noooooooooooooo... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@chrisbingley]

Nothing like a bit of Wincest

[@TheBlueBroadcast]

9:46 Whenever I see that I just imagine loading into a match of TF2, move to leave spawn, and seeing an engineer pop out of nowhere and dying of fire damage right in the spawn room

[@usernametaken017]

Just a normal day in the 24/7 2OrangeFort server

[@Flour-4]

That's what makes TF2 magical

[@roby4504]

@@usernametaken017 Oh my god, that name is so nostalgic

[@me-eat-book_7780]

Someone should make a sfm out of this

[@spookbag24]

It's eternity in there

[@Neltharak]

... I've been putting sentries in the enemy intel of 2fort for years, and this video opened my third eye to doing it EVERYWHERE thanks uncle dane

[@THEDONKAGE]

When the PvZ music is accompanied by Uncle Dane's whisperin', you know it's gon' be good.

[@sirajmunir9938]

Yeah I play pvz as well but is pvz 2 is fun play

[@ChuckDecker]

Crazy Dane

[@tundra0116]

Yea

[@phantom_jay13]

Indubitably

[@Mat-zf9bf]

I approve and appreciate it as well

[@bobconer5240]

2:46 He miss a target that wasn't even moving, I never related to a medic so much

[@iamme8359]

Aye

[@anandbleep2337]

Why did this only have 1 reply

[@anonymousperson7048]

It now has 3

[@anandbleep2337]

@@anonymousperson7048 true

[@andrazprelec8263]

@@anandbleep2337 you made it four and I five

[@xthuldier8055]

"If Spy and Scout had a baby this is what it would look like" There's at least two problems with that...

[@lozeritis9612]

problems just make everything more interesting

[@gurtyburd544]

@@lozeritis9612 😳 👉👈

[@lusca999]

OH. FUCK

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

@@lozeritis9612 *HELL NO*

[@voxelgaming1237]

spy is french not alabamian

[@joebno3]

7:45 why is no one talking about that bolt placement?

[@Number9Robotic]

lolboner

[@TheProAtPUBG]

Oh fuck

[@duck653]

There's a "queued for competitive" thing at the top right of some of the clips Maybe one day... One day ankle Dan will get into a competitive game...

[@Neutomy]

FROYO Dane

[@ambi_cc8464]

“The funny sentry spot” - litterally every non meta sentry placement “I am the spy” - every class using melee to kill an unexpecting person “Hahaha, it is me the real lazypurple! I am not a bot-“ - every bot vote kicked within 2 seconds of getting a kill This vid is too quotable

[@ReleaseTheZacken23]

Don't forget "the engineer is engi-here!"

[@kingnothing8570]

@@ReleaseTheZacken23 best quote i've ever heard

[@123Ydoc]

Imagine being a sniper in a pub and then you look behind you to see Dane with a frontier justice loaded with crits

[@Starlightbooper]

Snipers never look behind them

[@MoistMarsupial]

POV: you're dead

[@abdbaak7257]

This is my favourite video on your channel. I like it because of how well you introduce the concept of ninjaneering, and then transition to other concepts like telefragging.

[@muggs9977]

2:00 "If Spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like, ladies and gentlemen." *Hold up*

[@lebronthegoat3670]

🤨

[@chinthescrew4907]

Alabama

[@Otamatone69]

1. both males 2. Alabama 3. Just Why? 4. This takes spy saying “seduce me” to a whole new level

[@arbiterregnant]

@@chinthescrew4907 No, Alabama is an understatement.

[@thisnotmynamebro7656]

Sweet home Alabama

[@NafedalbiFilms]

“What if Spy and Scout had a baby?” *Sweeet home Alabama*

[@benb.8550]

"Hey look buddy, I'm from TEXAS!" **slams fists onto table**

[@aiksi5605]

It's *P E R F E C T...*

[@thepanman674]

Oh yeah, Spy is skuots dad..

[@danndidntask4057]

Spot is blood clots dods

[@thob]

Is that because spy is scout's step father?

[@throwachair4574]

"Why would that sniper try to camp it twice?" *Sees gibus* "Oh

[@FishSauceSamurai]

But like who wouldnt give up the chance to camp a Eurecka Effect Engineer at a exit tele

[@nobleradical2158]

I don’t think he was trying to camp it. I genuinely think he didn’t even notice it and was just shooting at Dane when he walked in front of his sight line.

[@MythosMagnet]

I got You your 400 th like

[@Max1715]

@@nobleradical2158 You're telling me he did that... twice? Okay.

[@Kaczer94]

You didn't notice the Gibus the first time he did that?

[@peterschulkke6072]

This is literally the best Tf2 video ever, not even joking

[@HeadpriestPEPSI]

"if spy and scout had a baby" why would you say this sentence

[@codex_jinora]

Sweet home Alabama

[@tambassadorifsomewhat192]

I n c e s t _n_ *O*

[@firebadnofire9768]

the motherly father

[@tappajaav]

10th class, the spout

[@Fail-harold]

MMmmm mM MMmmMm? (where's my gasoline?)

[@puffyhowler615]

Imagine being that demo at 5:18 and just getting randomly deleted with 2 crits from an engineer who wasn't there 2 seconds ago

[@infonit0409]

That sucks so MUCH XD

[@davidegaruti2582]

All you hear is probably : *step* *step* *step* "SENTRY DOWN!" *POW* ! *POW* !

[@johnjogsan4818]

"Oh cool Im gonna try this!" *gets immediately destroyed by the entire enemy team looking right at the teleporter hidden in a hard to find spot*

[@Hispanic_at_the_disco717]

It's ok man, they watched this video.

[@spooderlover3512]

Must've been uncle dane fans

[@tappajaav]

Not shown on the video: The 500 times same thing happened to Dane.

[@averysillyman69420]

2:31 Uncle Dane’s famous Pop Sniper To 180 Kick Bot, then Do A Classic Triple Flick on the Pyro before the Entire Team decides to Show Up.

[@vsoultvn]

“If Spy and Scout had a *baby* this would be it” *_..wait... wAIT-_*

[@TheWildb0ar]

"SedUcE Me"

[@dewhiterabbit1337]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@tammykelley21]

Like father, like son

[@PenguinULT]

Oh come on it happens all the time. Tons of boys have babies with their dads.

[@dewhiterabbit1337]

@@PenguinULT i beg your pardon

[@al-husseinhassan7449]

"Yep...That's me, and you're probably wondering how I got outta this situation" There are just golden quotes all over the place just for me to find

[@lazyer0511]

I think it was a missed opportunity for him to say "I am the defense!"

[@davyespectador]

"I *AM* THE DEFENSE!" - Uncle Dane

[@arensemini2801]

I think it was the other way around

[@turkpower1342]

İts lazy purple İsnt it?

[@tairblenn7535]

But lazypurple said that

[@parsleyn-m5231]

@@turkpower1342 yes

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

3:20 "Where the fuck did you come from you little gremlin?" Uncle Dane: _sips midwestern beer_ *Hell*

[@twomad7170]

"it's me, the totally real lazypurple! do not kick me, I am not a bo-"

[@blitz7488]

F1

[@Tasty_Gold]

you missed HAHAHAA

[@joshkoster2851]

How could you butcher that phrase so bad? It was "Hahaha, it's me! The totally real LazyPurple. I am not a bot, I-"

[@dercarrot991]

As Sun Tzu said: “To defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy”

[@CheddarMyCheese]

As Soldier said: "Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! And he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour!"

[@gstrle]

"If fighting should result in victory, then you must fight!"

[@JustMillie23]

meet the spy

[@awryri]

how the fuck does thing apply here?

[@Starlightbooper]

@@awryri because engineers biggest counter is the spy

[@Ozzysyn]

6:13 "The engineer, is engi-here." my stomach hurts why is this so funny

[@malo9792]

"the engineer IS ENGI-HERE"

[@Ambisyon1]

Stomach is no longer.

[@gameringchannel5156]

"If Spy and Scout had a baby" Spy is, in the TF2 canon, Scout's father.

[@breadmann9702]

The entire enemy team: Who are you? The gibbus Engie that just put a level 3 behind them: *Death*

[@ren.67]

Adiós madios

[@Diamonddragon275]

“I see you have nice knees” 5:35

[@wolfhunted7702]

Had*

[@totalorganfailuregaming3252]

I was an adventurer like you, then I got shot in the knee

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

Sure would be a shame if someone were to... “disable” them

[@Otamatone69]

Remember kids, your kneecaps are a privilege *not a right*

[@scout5988]

THE *K N E E*

[@BanicAttack]

Are we not gonna appreciate the fact that when he says he’s been doing the same thing for 8 minutes, the time stamp is exactly 8:00.

[@henrybottomsworth]

wholesome chungus

[@mythmakroxymore1670]

Nice

[@cookies23z]

I appreciated it, I even checked as he said it

[@chrisandwichshop]

Despite playing TF2 since 2017, I have never watched an Uncle Dane video. Usually I watch many videos before subscribing, but in some cases like this, I subscribe on my first video. Also Imma play the new TF2 class, the Ninjaneer.

[@nat1883-n9i]

6:37 “It’s too fun. You just get in, pop a couple shots when someone isn’t looking, and get out. Rinse and repeat.” Why does Dane sound like a drug addict?

[@NightySevenn]

He has engi good stuff

[@NightySevenn]

The dispenser

[@milx7210]

Out of context Uncle Dane

[@benhingley6638]

Maybe he is?!?

[@Shoxic666]

or worse, a reaper main!

[@palpamemer]

That LazyPurple cameo warmed my heart.

[@amotoz]

Me too

[@Starlightbooper]

*The burning you feel..* it is lazy purple

[@pizzatime4700]

Misty Boi the burning you feel it is *T E L E P O R T E R*

[@-bravoechodelta255-6]

"engineer, is engi-here" truly an inspiring quote

[@thineancientone3929]

can it be ninginear

[@sonya9632]

engineer is engiqueer

[@immortalsun]

Your editing has improved so much over the years. I burst out laughing so much during this video!

[@calebalmeida3474]

Consistent Uncle Dane uploads for almost 3 weeks? *I’m worried*

[@CartoonNetworkGlitches]

Same

[@lastwymsi]

2020 brings weird changes to the cosmic meta. It has shifted everything around and we must adapt to the new game.

[@Maxx-kq5qh]

probably being held at gunpoint.

[@tony-te7gd]

By who though

[@Starlightbooper]

@@tony-te7gd *lazy purple*

[@ThisGalaxyCat]

Other: Ghost Of Tsushima Uncle Dane: Ghost Of Ninjaneer

[@cheryl9809]

Lazypurple : DANE WHAT KINDA DEFENCE IS THIS? Dane : I AM THE DEFENCE.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Me confused screaming at how the roles were reversed

[@Chaotic_Blackbird]

You could say it was *uno reversed*

[@_zastronaut100]

I was going to do this

[@ant2818]

how The turn tables

[@jeannienorris8512]

uh so just the reverse of the time dane said: LAZY WHAT KIND OF DEFENCE IS THIS LAZY: I AM THE DEFENCE!

[@todeaa]

6:44 i dont know why but the way that the demo falls down is very funny

[@roomplesdoomples3674]

Back at it again with the PvZ OST, just like old times.

[@mypeeisbluehelp]

Loon Boom still a good song dont @ me

[@TitanEaterOfCrayons]

Dootdoot, dootdoot, dootdoot doot doot doot

[@ikmmcn9513]

@@mypeeisbluehelp I agree do @ me

[@roomplesdoomples3674]

Kaden Rouse, yeah Loon Boon is one of the best ones.

[@SolarLite1]

Yep

[@rydergriffin4543]

6:13 The Engineer is Engi-here, Legendary He Had To Time That Perfectly

[@skout-374]

NO-WA- HE- SHOV- EH!!

[@Argonwolfproject]

Surely it was added in post?

[@drunkandirishpeashooter1660]

aye and the peashooter is now HeReShOoTeR

[@jaem0001]

what is the music in that bit?

[@MsSiobhanmurphy]

@@jaem0001 Plants vs Zombies Minigame theme

[@saltboat5091]

In his ninganeer video from 4 years ago he used the plants vs zombies soundtrack and he used it again here.

[@miles1034]

it's because that soundtrack fucking bops

[@bobthesir1467]

I wouldn't write ninganeer if I where you...

[@turtleguy4109]

Everyone gangsta til Dane uses the garden warfare soundtrack

[@catherinevo6060]

yeah, i can hear it

[@Richard-iv3ii]

When I here the plants vs. Zombies theme

[@Spectrik]

"If spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like", is a much more terrifying sentence than I anticipated

[@ForwardStory]

“I don’t know guys I just have a sudden obsession with being a shotgun-pistol dude who’s constantly behind people who doesn’t even bother worrying about buildings or metal management anymore.” Uncle Dane is a scout main in denial.

[@ForwardStory]

He even implied in the wrangler video that he wished the engineer had vertical and horizontal mobility without much penalty

[@__lasevix_]

Scout: size S Engineer: size M Heavy: size L

[@Tr0lliPop]

Stage 1: Denial.

[@patrickcrabb6212]

@@Tr0lliPop Stage 2: nest abandonment

[@taraktaras7327]

@@patrickcrabb6212 Stage 3: shotgun usement

[@bananapowers85]

Valve: Mr.Paladin, we’ve hereby determinate your contract, we have a new spy main. Mr.Paladin: Wha-

[@romania5106]

So here he is he is behind them all the time

[@doctorquack1399]

@Muura What does he play then?

[@yung4real77]

@@doctorquack1399 he plays the citizen class

[@legenddairy0]

@Muura Are you high?

[@arandomenemy318]

He must be lol

[@peculeo]

Everyone: Engi is a support class Uncle Dane: There is no engi, only spy

[@דיןלרנר]

2:02 "if spy and scout had a baby, it would look like this." who's gonna tell him?

[@ביצים-ז9ר]

4:05 u can hear him smiling after the "yep thats me" meme

[@Niiue]

yes, i too can smell his joy

[@ביצים-ז9ר]

@@Niiue u know what im sayin💙💜

[@mcderpnuggetz]

"If the Scout and the Spy had a baby" You don't know what you're saying Dane

[@henrybottomsworth]

are you viciousbeastmaker

[@nukeflower.1759]

Ur a poopie head

[@mcderpnuggetz]

@@henrybottomsworth I am not

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

Mcderpnuggetz do we spell it out? UR A POOPYHEAD!!

[@onedez]

@@mcderpnuggetz you are correct

[@Samstar369]

With all the Plants vs Zombies music, we might as well call Uncle Dane CRAZY DANE

[@yakkyrwhackr]

*y e s*

[@od4361]

*Inaudible murmuring*

[@suffermore66]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moqWgphvprWAmJI Edit: this is the better link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kF7bqKuDgLuLfq8

[@thibautisserant]

But you can call him Crazy Dane.

[@gunners12356]

thibautisserant because he’s CRAAAAAAZY

[@Neo2266.]

A telefragging ninjaneer is the trolliest subclass

[@poisionfox2007]

Uncle Dane: the eureka effect is an amazing wrench that gets you many kills when used correctl- Valve: *N E R F*

[@spartanwar1185]

On the bright side of TF2's development being slower than a lethargic tortoise They don't have the man power to nerf the shit out of every weapon that is currently fun

[@Cyan_Scug]

@@spartanwar1185 true

[@raylenn4444]

@@spartanwar1185 nor di they care to do ut because they don't like the game anymore....

[@GaIaxysWitch]

"If Spy and Scout had a baby, this is what it'd look like." ... uh.... dane, you're reaching alarming levels of WRONG

[@SylviaPoP]

It’s fine in Alabama, I think

[@thebois32]

I just realized why...

[@Unluckylachie]

WARNING WARNING

[@arempy5836]

Tags: -Incest -Mpreg -Daddy

[@ChargeJN]

hey hey hey, only the red spy is related to the blu scout

[@DutchZeringer]

Looks like we're gonna be engineer checking in pubs for the next few weeks.

[@Alina_The_Wolf]

@@chaoticneutral6288 lol

[@potatoslayer7040]

can confirm it has begun XD

[@ryryhc]

Please keep doing videos like this, I love your educational content alot but your clips of you messing around in pubs us just hilarious

[@yapoholic]

Uncle Dane when he’s low health, being chased, and has the Eureka Effect: *Adios*

[@merchantziro4285]

3 seconds later: Buenos Dias...

[@tamiryosef717]

Merchant Ziro bonjour

[@merchantziro4285]

@@tamiryosef717 Dios mios...

[@yapoholic]

2:13 - 2:30 | Demonstration

[@yapoholic]

I only just now realized that he’s wearing a sombrero lmao

[@mrsentrybuster]

as a wise man once said: *I AM THE DEFENSE.*

[@ReySchultz121]

That's such a legendary quote now, bless the purple boi.

[@WilliamTheWatchful]

"And then I died!"

[@idiotcat7696]

Defense*

[@mrsentrybuster]

@@idiotcat7696 noted.

[@idiotcat7696]

Vincenzo Tuttolomondo ok but sorry if it offended you

[@OfficialMaxBox]

I continue to enjoy these style mix-ups. Double-enjoy the heavier emphasis on the jokes (that crit ready buildup was preemo)

[@kannatheweeb8836]

i love it, / the bg song.

[@malice6557]

hi maxboxlmaobox are you still a liar and a cheater

[@trystanreadman1764]

2:00 "if spy and scout had a baby..." spy is scouts dad. canonically.