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Uncle Dane

Uncle Dane

3 жыл бұрын

nin·ja·neer / noun / an engineer who appears in unexpected places and opens up a can of whoop-ass / verb / to unexpectedly appear somewhere and then proceed to continually open up said can whoop-ass
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Doomer Sniper by @ZaptyYT
Sound mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Bot voice by @LazyPurple

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@CaptainBalls1244
@CaptainBalls1244 3 жыл бұрын
After this, everyone is going to be checking under their beds for secret teleporters.
@licemere9899
@licemere9899 3 жыл бұрын
I used this sometimes, but now it won't work (
@Baconbaconbaconbacon1
@Baconbaconbaconbacon1 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks I spotted a cockroach
@thestupidscienceteam2854
@thestupidscienceteam2854 3 жыл бұрын
notzerotwo ITS A SPY
@thunderhead9338
@thunderhead9338 3 жыл бұрын
"Daddy...I think Uncle Dane's teleporter is under my bed.." "Don't worry son, his teleporter was destroyed minutes ago" *Dane teleports in* "Nani!?"
@painandmisery8971
@painandmisery8971 3 жыл бұрын
the only monster under your bed is Uncle Dane's Dong
@SolarLight
@SolarLight 3 жыл бұрын
I was having fun with this a few weeks ago but now everyone's gonna check for random tele exits. F.
@vorpalweapon4814
@vorpalweapon4814 3 жыл бұрын
Will you upload your own montage?
@SolarLight
@SolarLight 3 жыл бұрын
@@vorpalweapon4814 Was going to. Not sure if I will now. Maybe.
@spacevegemite7631
@spacevegemite7631 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody checks for this stuff in casual you’re fine
@WaluTime
@WaluTime 3 жыл бұрын
@@SolarLight you should totally still upload it
@llmkursk8254
@llmkursk8254 3 жыл бұрын
As true as this is, the seed was planted *years* back when Soundsmith did his weapons stereotypes on the Eureka Effect.
@Sca11ycap
@Sca11ycap 2 жыл бұрын
5:19 imagine being this demo hearing a spy say "sentry down push in!" Then hearing an engineer behind you with a loaded frontier justice just scream "sentry down!"
@sami_irl
@sami_irl Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@MattEBF5
@MattEBF5 Жыл бұрын
they... they killed my baby
@NeonWasInUse
@NeonWasInUse Жыл бұрын
*Why do I hear boss music?*
@gregoirebasseville4797
@gregoirebasseville4797 10 ай бұрын
I'd love for the tone of the engie to change when losing your sentry with the frontier justice. Instead of the mix of angry and worried, his excitement about soon shoving 180 damage worth of lead into whoever was bold enough to feel safe after destroying the sentry
@DrDze
@DrDze 3 ай бұрын
"Literally teleports behind you"
@evasive4345
@evasive4345 2 жыл бұрын
I felt that “spy behind us *sigh*”. And I love the “engineer is engihere” when he knocked Dane off
@jessee4246
@jessee4246 6 ай бұрын
hahha its how i felt when that spy ran up behind us funny that made it into this video
@Spyfromtf2fr
@Spyfromtf2fr 3 ай бұрын
Engineer is Engi-near
@Avossk
@Avossk 3 жыл бұрын
At this point Dane isn't even playing Engie anymore, he's playing Spy with a shotgun
@DM_2145
@DM_2145 3 жыл бұрын
It's time to sap the sapper.
@snackermantm105
@snackermantm105 3 жыл бұрын
_"M͟y͟ F͟a͟v͟o͟r͟i͟t͟e͟ C͟l͟a͟s͟s͟ i͟s͟ t͟h͟e͟ ENGINEER"_
@ebbisnar8616
@ebbisnar8616 3 жыл бұрын
_An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:_ _> spy has a shotgun_ _> _*_r u n_*
@Sir_Bucket
@Sir_Bucket 3 жыл бұрын
Unkle Dan has become a very gud spy main *unkle dan is now coming for your soul*
@Nieveria
@Nieveria 3 жыл бұрын
the spy from team fortress classic
@chidamo3575
@chidamo3575 3 жыл бұрын
"I have done nothing but teleport myself for three matches."
@marianxendor3974
@marianxendor3974 3 жыл бұрын
Rip Rick May
@naufalfmz5963
@naufalfmz5963 3 жыл бұрын
Dude same
@daniboy2709
@daniboy2709 3 жыл бұрын
keep going
@zegpath81
@zegpath81 3 жыл бұрын
"WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN TELEPORTING!?"
@ProteusRX
@ProteusRX 3 жыл бұрын
@@zegpath81"Right behind you"
@fernquan6817
@fernquan6817 3 жыл бұрын
2:29 Pop sniper to 180 kick bot is peak comedy, I still think about this 7 months later
@numberonesnarkfan
@numberonesnarkfan 2 жыл бұрын
same bro, it lives in my head rent free sometimes I catch myself saying it to myself while doing something else
@boldCactuslad
@boldCactuslad 2 жыл бұрын
dont forget the triple flick
@BottleofJarritos
@BottleofJarritos 2 ай бұрын
Do you think about this 2 YEARS later?
@bignell322
@bignell322 2 жыл бұрын
"HAHA ITS ME, THE TOTALLY REAL LAZYPURPLE. I AM NOT A BOT-" funniest part of the video
@Chillipeffer
@Chillipeffer 2 жыл бұрын
9:03 timestamp
@speedyflame5028
@speedyflame5028 2 жыл бұрын
What is the music when he got shooted
@morp9426
@morp9426 2 жыл бұрын
@@speedyflame5028 Idk if you still wanna know but its Cynthia's battle theme from Pokémon
@speedyflame5028
@speedyflame5028 2 жыл бұрын
@@morp9426 thx
@noob89347
@noob89347 2 жыл бұрын
no this is 6:00
@kamionijajoza5477
@kamionijajoza5477 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone in highlander coms be like: "funny sentry planted"
@tenacioustent810
@tenacioustent810 3 жыл бұрын
My comms are only funny sentry and calls like that. When I fail stab I say something like “medic is perfectly fine”
@philiphunt-bull5817
@philiphunt-bull5817 3 жыл бұрын
@@tenacioustent810 _this is perfection_
@fusi0nr0ck
@fusi0nr0ck 3 жыл бұрын
"the funny has been planted"
@tenacioustent810
@tenacioustent810 3 жыл бұрын
Philip Hunt-Bull highlander is a meme and I love it
@DeskFan
@DeskFan 3 жыл бұрын
@@fusi0nr0ck THE COUNTER-SPIES WIN
@vulcan1614
@vulcan1614 3 жыл бұрын
"What sort of defense is this?" "I AM THE DEFENSE."
@foxy4851inactive
@foxy4851inactive 3 жыл бұрын
Always as been
@TF2SoliderMain
@TF2SoliderMain 3 жыл бұрын
Stop copying lazy purple
@cupofspiders5830
@cupofspiders5830 3 жыл бұрын
“i am the spy.” “i mean engineer”
@The86thplayer
@The86thplayer 3 жыл бұрын
@@TF2SoliderMain username checks out
@hvyguy
@hvyguy 3 жыл бұрын
The turns have tabled
@TinyDeskEngineer
@TinyDeskEngineer 3 жыл бұрын
"It's not very helpful for your team" Dude, you're literally killing the entire enemy team.
@danielross7247
@danielross7247 2 жыл бұрын
"Sure is easy to kill people when they're not looking at you." Spy mains: And I took that personally
@garfieldarbuckle6374
@garfieldarbuckle6374 3 жыл бұрын
“You put the teleporter under them, like a diaper.” -Sun Tzu, “The Art of War”
@misterbaman
@misterbaman 3 жыл бұрын
"It'll come when you least expect it, like a diaper." -Winston Churchill
@hollis7297
@hollis7297 3 жыл бұрын
Ok technoblade
@fatdaddychannel3539
@fatdaddychannel3539 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha your Right Garfield
@A_Weird_Angel
@A_Weird_Angel 3 жыл бұрын
...
@annsh.6487
@annsh.6487 3 жыл бұрын
And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!
@corporalcreative9892
@corporalcreative9892 3 жыл бұрын
What if the Sniper teleported? “Nothin personal mate, I’m just better.”
@bcperks2
@bcperks2 3 жыл бұрын
O
@MistakennJ
@MistakennJ 3 жыл бұрын
K
@rorakee
@rorakee 3 жыл бұрын
Give the bots a few weeks and maybe they can.
@theblandcharlie822
@theblandcharlie822 3 жыл бұрын
edgy enough to create serrations in a golf club
@davidthecommenter
@davidthecommenter 3 жыл бұрын
*pyro teleports behind you* "hntorn prmal fmnd."
@jacoby6086
@jacoby6086 2 жыл бұрын
1:40 the entire game he was queued for competitive
@chocolatemilkman680
@chocolatemilkman680 2 жыл бұрын
I relate to that at the molecular level
@fellowperson6406
@fellowperson6406 2 жыл бұрын
Ladies and Gentlemen of Mann Co., He's done it. At exactly 8:00 minutes in, he said "8 minutes in.." and I love it. Also, I believe you can still telefrag ubered players.
@firefoxtf2998
@firefoxtf2998 2 жыл бұрын
You can, yeah. I think Muuki did it during a comp 6s match.
@mewmew8932
@mewmew8932 2 ай бұрын
the greatest telefrag ever performed, hands down@@firefoxtf2998
@toujounozomi3126
@toujounozomi3126 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like to call them "ninjaneers." I prefer.... "surprise mechanics."
@oreodotexe1453
@oreodotexe1453 3 жыл бұрын
I simultaneously hate and love that.
@limbo2433
@limbo2433 3 жыл бұрын
I hate and love you at the same time
@toujounozomi3126
@toujounozomi3126 3 жыл бұрын
@Haziq R The Jarman Surprise! It's a mechanic!
@clashoclan3371
@clashoclan3371 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but TF2 Player's call them ninjaneers.
@toujounozomi3126
@toujounozomi3126 3 жыл бұрын
@@clashoclan3371 its joke (blame EA and all the other companies that make lootboxes)
@dabruhby6334
@dabruhby6334 3 жыл бұрын
"The engineer is engihere" idk why this got me laughing so hard
@cheesejam1373
@cheesejam1373 3 жыл бұрын
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
@almightygobhoblin
@almightygobhoblin 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@bananaman4948
@bananaman4948 3 жыл бұрын
I re watched this video just for that
@smaIIman8
@smaIIman8 3 жыл бұрын
The engineer is engideer "Engi laughing and wheezing"
@DarkPortall
@DarkPortall 3 жыл бұрын
6:12 thank me later
@TomResnick
@TomResnick 10 ай бұрын
The editing at 6:12 with the voice line selection and volume panning, had me in tears
@joebno3
@joebno3 2 жыл бұрын
7:45 why is no one talking about that bolt placement?
@Number9Robotic
@Number9Robotic 2 жыл бұрын
lolboner
@TheProAtPUBG
@TheProAtPUBG 2 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck
@catisticallyspeaking
@catisticallyspeaking 3 жыл бұрын
"If spy and scout had a baby" The Scout is the Spy's son *The Scout is the Spy's son*
@bendysquid9926
@bendysquid9926 3 жыл бұрын
Spy is daddy in two ways now
@mangckyatmamon
@mangckyatmamon 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama.
@furrytrashqueen3356
@furrytrashqueen3356 3 жыл бұрын
@pootis Oh my
@furrytrashqueen3356
@furrytrashqueen3356 3 жыл бұрын
Even better
@potatorat2508
@potatorat2508 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet Home Alabama
@dominicdeluca7113
@dominicdeluca7113 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Uncle dane bullies the other team for 12 minutes
@tankhead2645
@tankhead2645 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna say, this is THE video you need to see before starting in tf2. To most experienced players, this is just common sense, like of course you would use the eureka effect for ninjaneering. But for people who haven't played, this makes the game seem like it has truckloads of cool strategy. Take it from someone who started around mid 2020, they gotta see it
@hinub1949
@hinub1949 3 жыл бұрын
“Funny sentry planted” just like crazy Dave did with his PvZ music
@infinityheart_tm9270
@infinityheart_tm9270 3 жыл бұрын
But before we had to deal with the bottomless pit known as pvz 2
@NargacugaMyBeloved
@NargacugaMyBeloved 3 жыл бұрын
Loon bloom intensifies
@kambolienplays2499
@kambolienplays2499 3 жыл бұрын
Happy crazy Dave noise when seeing a very nice placement*
@duckshuntjj6318
@duckshuntjj6318 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy dane
@jjj9640
@jjj9640 3 жыл бұрын
2:02 Dane, that's disgusting.
@Delta-es1lg
@Delta-es1lg 3 жыл бұрын
Video should be titled "Dane bullies casual players for 11 minutes."
@engineergaming6502
@engineergaming6502 3 жыл бұрын
Dane bullied casual players for 12 minutes
@Squeam9750
@Squeam9750 2 жыл бұрын
@@engineergaming6502 Engineer Gaming
@footisman2059
@footisman2059 2 жыл бұрын
@@engineergaming6502 Engineer gaming
@Neltharak
@Neltharak 3 жыл бұрын
... I've been putting sentries in the enemy intel of 2fort for years, and this video opened my third eye to doing it EVERYWHERE thanks uncle dane
@averysillyman69420
@averysillyman69420 3 жыл бұрын
2:31 Uncle Dane’s famous Pop Sniper To 180 Kick Bot, then Do A Classic Triple Flick on the Pyro before the Entire Team decides to Show Up.
@quagmire995
@quagmire995 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know the guy who sings “hey now you’re a keemstar” played tf2
@kidkangaroo5213
@kidkangaroo5213 3 жыл бұрын
♫ *The more you know* ♫
@thebombdiggity3941
@thebombdiggity3941 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@TheRealSinful
@TheRealSinful 3 жыл бұрын
Nut
@MilkManic
@MilkManic 3 жыл бұрын
Hey remember when Uncle Dane said the N word? Classic gamer moment
@LightQTH
@LightQTH 3 жыл бұрын
i heard he helped make some smoothie game show not long ago, but don't tell
@LazyPurple
@LazyPurple 3 жыл бұрын
This video is legendary, gonna try this immediately before everyone wises up to it. I only hope my funny sentries are as funny as yours ankle dan....
@CartoonNetworkGlitches
@CartoonNetworkGlitches 3 жыл бұрын
Damn didn't know you were a sniper bot.. after all this time... EDIT: spelling
@ihitonmilfs
@ihitonmilfs 3 жыл бұрын
oh no, it's that impersonating bot again... re-uploaded all of his videos and bought 730k subscribers reported.
@deanxile
@deanxile 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm idk guys.... i think he's a bot
@paradoxx4546
@paradoxx4546 3 жыл бұрын
GarlicBoy are you joking I can’t tell I’m really dumb Edit: also if it’s not a bot holy shit he isn’t dead
@alexp5569
@alexp5569 3 жыл бұрын
@@paradoxx4546 Yes
@abdbaak7257
@abdbaak7257 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite video on your channel. I like it because of how well you introduce the concept of ninjaneering, and then transition to other concepts like telefragging.
@chrisandwichshop
@chrisandwichshop 3 жыл бұрын
Despite playing TF2 since 2017, I have never watched an Uncle Dane video. Usually I watch many videos before subscribing, but in some cases like this, I subscribe on my first video. Also Imma play the new TF2 class, the Ninjaneer.
@StickMaster500
@StickMaster500 3 жыл бұрын
*The Texan Ranger Update* _Patch Notes:_ • Removed Spy • Replaced Spy with the Ninjaneer • The Wrangler makes the Sentry indestructible • Updated Localization Files
@colasap7367
@colasap7367 3 жыл бұрын
you. its you its always you.
@dexktop_430
@dexktop_430 3 жыл бұрын
-added more funny sentries
@hadrienlondon4990
@hadrienlondon4990 3 жыл бұрын
*u p d a t e d l o c a l i z a t i o n f i l es*
@bobbycrofts9241
@bobbycrofts9241 3 жыл бұрын
Hello stick
@kat4918
@kat4918 3 жыл бұрын
Legend
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 3 жыл бұрын
This video embodies LazyPurple's Engineer quote: _"I HAVE A SHOTGUN!"_ * blam blam * And also a pistol.
@dumbleking5172
@dumbleking5172 3 жыл бұрын
Should've used the Widowmaker as well and yell *_"I AM THE DEFENCE"_* while charging the entire team. That would be a fine twist.
@zyad8226
@zyad8226 3 жыл бұрын
What hud does uncle dane use
@d0ntst0pme95
@d0ntst0pme95 6 ай бұрын
That "I am the Spy!" at 4:50 kills me every time. The way it syncs up with the music and everything is just comedy gold to me.
@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 3 жыл бұрын
3:20 "Where the fuck did you come from you little gremlin?" Uncle Dane: _sips midwestern beer_ *Hell*
@toenee
@toenee 3 жыл бұрын
“If spy and scout had a baby” they are father and son.
@xeanderman6688
@xeanderman6688 3 жыл бұрын
That makes it better *lenny*
@gaemerfish14
@gaemerfish14 3 жыл бұрын
*ALABAMA INTESIFIES*
@TopHatPlushDjdjendndke
@TopHatPlushDjdjendndke 3 жыл бұрын
AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@Jeffinator06
@Jeffinator06 3 жыл бұрын
nooooo... noooooooooooooo... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@chrisbingley
@chrisbingley 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a bit of Wincest
@heartnet40
@heartnet40 3 жыл бұрын
You can hear him smiling the whole video.
@Gis_Animations
@Gis_Animations 3 жыл бұрын
[Audible Happiness]
@godofportal5905
@godofportal5905 6 ай бұрын
IM SMILING THE WHOLE VIDEO
@ffrob2001
@ffrob2001 Ай бұрын
This has to be my fav video by far! I hate im so late to the game finding your channel. I played tf2 a ton when it came out but haven't played in like 8 years and now im back and love all the new stuff they added to my most played class the engineer!!! The best part is i found a webpage to trade metal for all the new engie stuff!!!
@todeaa
@todeaa 2 жыл бұрын
6:44 i dont know why but the way that the demo falls down is very funny
@fence03
@fence03 3 жыл бұрын
6:14 “the engineer is engi-here”
@orenpease4840
@orenpease4840 3 жыл бұрын
"the engineer is engi-DEER" -eltorro64rus
@carterwallace109
@carterwallace109 3 жыл бұрын
WHY THE FUCK DID I LAUGH AT THIS SO HARD
@nighteroni
@nighteroni 3 жыл бұрын
That part had me laughing so hard for so long
@belacoak5796
@belacoak5796 3 жыл бұрын
Well the engineer is enginebeer.🥁
@shannonrobbins59
@shannonrobbins59 3 жыл бұрын
You just got engi-here’d
@xthuldier8055
@xthuldier8055 3 жыл бұрын
"If Spy and Scout had a baby this is what it would look like" There's at least two problems with that...
@lozeritis9612
@lozeritis9612 3 жыл бұрын
problems just make everything more interesting
@gurtyburd544
@gurtyburd544 2 жыл бұрын
@@lozeritis9612 😳 👉👈
@lusca999
@lusca999 2 жыл бұрын
OH. FUCK
@nickspencerfishingrodd2383
@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 2 жыл бұрын
@@lozeritis9612 *HELL NO*
@voxelgaming1237
@voxelgaming1237 2 жыл бұрын
spy is french not alabamian
@The_Rat12
@The_Rat12 2 жыл бұрын
"when the engineer has the frontier justice always assume they have crits" Uncle Dane exactly 5:05
@Springjul
@Springjul 3 жыл бұрын
“If Spy and Scout had a baby this is what it would look like,” *sweet home alabama*
@Holammer
@Holammer 3 жыл бұрын
Lazy: What kind of defense is this?! Dane: I am ze spy!
@captainshitbrix7271
@captainshitbrix7271 3 жыл бұрын
i recognise that pfp
@savawhatever3092
@savawhatever3092 3 жыл бұрын
6:02 i can hear the depression in his "spy behind us.."
@thatoneguy2291
@thatoneguy2291 3 жыл бұрын
Voice of a broken man
@mame9562
@mame9562 3 жыл бұрын
Voice of a backstabbed man
@AmShibes
@AmShibes 3 жыл бұрын
That with the visual makes me laugh every time
@kwattman110
@kwattman110 3 жыл бұрын
@@BobJoe-dj4wf I hate it when I get backstabbed right I turned around
@ryanhernandez1877
@ryanhernandez1877 3 жыл бұрын
Voice of someone who drank the 1942 chateau backstab
@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay 2 жыл бұрын
I love the sound panning and reverb at 6:14
@fishsmoker2127
@fishsmoker2127 2 жыл бұрын
"If spy and scout had a baby, this is what it would look like," Sweet home Alabama
@DONKINDONUTS
@DONKINDONUTS 3 жыл бұрын
When the PvZ music is accompanied by Uncle Dane's whisperin', you know it's gon' be good.
@sirajmunir9938
@sirajmunir9938 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I play pvz as well but is pvz 2 is fun play
@ChuckDecker
@ChuckDecker 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy Dane
@tundra0116
@tundra0116 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@phantom_jay13
@phantom_jay13 3 жыл бұрын
Indubitably
@Matt-zf9bf
@Matt-zf9bf 3 жыл бұрын
I approve and appreciate it as well
@duck653
@duck653 3 жыл бұрын
There's a "queued for competitive" thing at the top right of some of the clips Maybe one day... One day ankle Dan will get into a competitive game...
@Neutomy
@Neutomy 3 жыл бұрын
FROYO Dane
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 2 жыл бұрын
Your editing has improved so much over the years. I burst out laughing so much during this video!
@bryrrock
@bryrrock 2 жыл бұрын
That effect to make the voice realistic. Like, to seem its coming from that engy, thats a really nice effort. 6:13
@varmnolent
@varmnolent 3 жыл бұрын
“If Spy and Scout had a *baby* this would be it” *_..wait... wAIT-_*
@TheWildb0ar
@TheWildb0ar 3 жыл бұрын
"SedUcE Me"
@dewhiterabbit1337
@dewhiterabbit1337 3 жыл бұрын
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
@tammykelley21
@tammykelley21 3 жыл бұрын
Like father, like son
@PenguinULT
@PenguinULT 3 жыл бұрын
Oh come on it happens all the time. Tons of boys have babies with their dads.
@dewhiterabbit1337
@dewhiterabbit1337 3 жыл бұрын
@@PenguinULT i beg your pardon
@blossomcatsss
@blossomcatsss 3 жыл бұрын
“The funny sentry” -uncle Dane 26-7-2020
@connorking8503
@connorking8503 3 жыл бұрын
Today's date is 2020-07-26.
@ctf_2fort139
@ctf_2fort139 3 жыл бұрын
It’s simply just funny
@armedmonkey5846
@armedmonkey5846 3 жыл бұрын
Funny Aerial.
@eltom9945
@eltom9945 3 жыл бұрын
A funny twist, a funny murder
@alejandrocarpioespinoza841
@alejandrocarpioespinoza841 3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys im gonna do the funny
@Makkis
@Makkis 8 ай бұрын
The hex colour he telefragged on upward is dark slate grey for those who are curious.
@ryryhc
@ryryhc 8 ай бұрын
Please keep doing videos like this, I love your educational content alot but your clips of you messing around in pubs us just hilarious
@NafedalbiFilms
@NafedalbiFilms 3 жыл бұрын
“What if Spy and Scout had a baby?” *Sweeet home Alabama*
@benb.8550
@benb.8550 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey look buddy, I'm from TEXAS!" **slams fists onto table**
@aiksi5605
@aiksi5605 3 жыл бұрын
It's *P E R F E C T...*
@thepanman674
@thepanman674 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, Spy is skuots dad..
@danndidntask4057
@danndidntask4057 3 жыл бұрын
Spot is blood clots dods
@thob
@thob 3 жыл бұрын
Is that because spy is scout's step father?
@alexgertsog105
@alexgertsog105 3 жыл бұрын
Behold, from the creators of “Comically large Spoon”... The “Funny placed Sentry”.
@MrFilgueiras.
@MrFilgueiras. 3 жыл бұрын
the "Comically large viewmodel"
@matheusaragao7640
@matheusaragao7640 3 жыл бұрын
*Dane proceeds to deploy a comically placed sentry*
@gameringchannel5156
@gameringchannel5156 Жыл бұрын
"If Spy and Scout had a baby" Spy is, in the TF2 canon, Scout's father.
@Spectrik
@Spectrik Жыл бұрын
"If spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like", is a much more terrifying sentence than I anticipated
@HeadpriestPEPSI
@HeadpriestPEPSI 3 жыл бұрын
"if spy and scout had a baby" why would you say this sentence
@codex_jinora
@codex_jinora 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@tambassadorifsomewhat192
@tambassadorifsomewhat192 3 жыл бұрын
I n c e s t _n_ *O*
@firebadnofire9768
@firebadnofire9768 3 жыл бұрын
the motherly father
@tappajaav
@tappajaav 3 жыл бұрын
10th class, the spout
@Fail-harold
@Fail-harold 3 жыл бұрын
MMmmm mM MMmmMm? (where's my gasoline?)
@dandragon01
@dandragon01 3 жыл бұрын
In the words of a wise uncle, “What kinda defense is this?!”
@SparkShiftYT
@SparkShiftYT 3 жыл бұрын
"The best defense is a swift and decisive offence" ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi
@gramernazy7436
@gramernazy7436 3 жыл бұрын
Doga will choke this point.
@Raccoon_Trash-
@Raccoon_Trash- 3 жыл бұрын
I AM THE DEFENSE
@kentknightofcaelin4537
@kentknightofcaelin4537 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Draug
@foxgirlthememegirl1344
@foxgirlthememegirl1344 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like but it's 420 and I can't bring myself to ruin it
@techmouse.
@techmouse. 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who still loves Earthworm Jim. One of my favorite games in the 90s. Remember when Tommy Tallarico got his own game review show on G4 cause of Earthworm Jim's soundtrack?
@OfficialRaveBlitz
@OfficialRaveBlitz 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Dane: *Teleports behind other Team, and can appear anywhere at will.* Me: "What form of power is this?"
@breadmann9702
@breadmann9702 3 жыл бұрын
The entire enemy team: Who are you? The gibbus Engie that just put a level 3 behind them: *Death*
@ren.67
@ren.67 3 жыл бұрын
Adiós madios
@alaricwilliamson5067
@alaricwilliamson5067 3 жыл бұрын
So this is like the Trolldier subclass for Engie.
@Gabriel-yr2mk
@Gabriel-yr2mk 3 жыл бұрын
No this is trollbat engenier a subsubclass
@lapislazuli899
@lapislazuli899 3 жыл бұрын
Trollgineer
@spimpsmacker6422
@spimpsmacker6422 3 жыл бұрын
Correct.
@theoriginalstarwalker4357
@theoriginalstarwalker4357 3 жыл бұрын
kinda like it but the only reason it resembles it is because its annoying as much as trolldiers jumping out of nowhere with the mantreads,CRITTING YOU ON THE HEADWITH THE MARKET GARDENER THE MILISECOND BEFORE THEY FALL ON YOU
@invisiblescout
@invisiblescout 3 жыл бұрын
I tried combining scout and troll and i got T R O U T
@engineergaming4820
@engineergaming4820 3 жыл бұрын
4:47 this moment was like you were playing a horror game and the monster found you
@Pyroscity
@Pyroscity Жыл бұрын
Pyro gaming
@dallekakyoin3231
@dallekakyoin3231 2 жыл бұрын
“If spy and scout had a baby this is what it would be” Me who knows TF2 lore:wait
@hatmann5697
@hatmann5697 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was the engineer that jumped up saying "the engineer is engi-here" mainly because of the way his voice got louder as he got closer
@lebronthegoat3670
@lebronthegoat3670 3 жыл бұрын
@@Entropy101Q L
@Ro_Gaming
@Ro_Gaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@Entropy101Q F
@jaem0001
@jaem0001 3 жыл бұрын
what’s the music in that bit
@lebronthegoat3670
@lebronthegoat3670 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaem0001 loonboon from plants vs zombies
@ThomasAngeland
@ThomasAngeland 2 жыл бұрын
6:11
@ambi_cc8464
@ambi_cc8464 3 жыл бұрын
“The funny sentry spot” - litterally every non meta sentry placement “I am the spy” - every class using melee to kill an unexpecting person “Hahaha, it is me the real lazypurple! I am not a bot-“ - every bot vote kicked within 2 seconds of getting a kill This vid is too quotable
@ReleaseTheZacken23
@ReleaseTheZacken23 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "the engineer is engi-here!"
@kingnothing8570
@kingnothing8570 3 жыл бұрын
@@ReleaseTheZacken23 best quote i've ever heard
@Cutting-Ties
@Cutting-Ties Жыл бұрын
¡Buen trabajo, Uncle Dane! Este vídeo me hizo reír mucho. ¡Gracias!
@o-dreng8778
@o-dreng8778 6 ай бұрын
2:03 "If spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like right now" SWEET HOME ALBAMA
@bobconer5240
@bobconer5240 3 жыл бұрын
2:46 He miss a target that wasn't even moving, I never related to a medic so much
@iamme8359
@iamme8359 3 жыл бұрын
Aye
@anandbleep2337
@anandbleep2337 3 жыл бұрын
Why did this only have 1 reply
@anonymousperson7048
@anonymousperson7048 3 жыл бұрын
It now has 3
@anandbleep2337
@anandbleep2337 3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousperson7048 true
@andrazprelec8263
@andrazprelec8263 3 жыл бұрын
@@anandbleep2337 you made it four and I five
@davyespectador
@davyespectador 3 жыл бұрын
"I *AM* THE DEFENSE!" - Uncle Dane
@user-ko1hi1fy9z
@user-ko1hi1fy9z 3 жыл бұрын
Lazypurple: Dane, what kind of support is this?! Dane: I AM THE SUPPORT!
@arensemini2801
@arensemini2801 3 жыл бұрын
I think it was the other way around
@turkpower1342
@turkpower1342 3 жыл бұрын
İts lazy purple İsnt it?
@tairblenn7535
@tairblenn7535 3 жыл бұрын
But lazypurple said that
@parsleyn-m5231
@parsleyn-m5231 3 жыл бұрын
@@turkpower1342 yes
@Neo2266.
@Neo2266. 9 ай бұрын
A telefragging ninjaneer is the trolliest subclass
@MEMEVOUS42069
@MEMEVOUS42069 Жыл бұрын
It's funny watching a little man destroy an entire team of mercenaries.
@throwachair4574
@throwachair4574 3 жыл бұрын
"Why would that sniper try to camp it twice?" *Sees gibus* "Oh
@FishSauceSamurai
@FishSauceSamurai 3 жыл бұрын
But like who wouldnt give up the chance to camp a Eurecka Effect Engineer at a exit tele
@nobleradical2158
@nobleradical2158 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he was trying to camp it. I genuinely think he didn’t even notice it and was just shooting at Dane when he walked in front of his sight line.
@MythosMagnet
@MythosMagnet 3 жыл бұрын
I got You your 400 th like
@Max1715
@Max1715 3 жыл бұрын
@@nobleradical2158 You're telling me he did that... twice? Okay.
@Kaczer94
@Kaczer94 3 жыл бұрын
You didn't notice the Gibus the first time he did that?
@muggs9977
@muggs9977 3 жыл бұрын
2:00 "If Spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like, ladies and gentlemen." *Hold up*
@lebronthegoat3670
@lebronthegoat3670 3 жыл бұрын
🤨
@chinthescrew4907
@chinthescrew4907 3 жыл бұрын
Alabama
@Otamatone69
@Otamatone69 3 жыл бұрын
1. both males 2. Alabama 3. Just Why? 4. This takes spy saying “seduce me” to a whole new level
@arbiterregnant
@arbiterregnant 3 жыл бұрын
@@chinthescrew4907 No, Alabama is an understatement.
@thisnotmynamebro7656
@thisnotmynamebro7656 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@jesserayparker6592
@jesserayparker6592 3 жыл бұрын
I love the music you use in your videos.
@peterschulkke6072
@peterschulkke6072 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally the best Tf2 video ever, not even joking
@FoxheimStudios
@FoxheimStudios 3 жыл бұрын
**Voice line Starts** **teleports** people with good headphones: “the engineer, is engihere”
@FireFlamePyromaniac
@FireFlamePyromaniac 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *Hears it without headphones a laptop speaker* HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..................................
@chezcake256
@chezcake256 3 жыл бұрын
“haha im still tinkering with that one”
@chezcake256
@chezcake256 3 жыл бұрын
the Engineer is Enginear
@TheBlueBroadcast
@TheBlueBroadcast 3 жыл бұрын
9:46 Whenever I see that I just imagine loading into a match of TF2, move to leave spawn, and seeing an engineer pop out of nowhere and dying of fire damage right in the spawn room
@usernametaken017
@usernametaken017 2 жыл бұрын
Just a normal day in the 24/7 2OrangeFort server
@Flour-4
@Flour-4 2 жыл бұрын
That's what makes TF2 magical
@roby4504
@roby4504 Жыл бұрын
@@usernametaken017 Oh my god, that name is so nostalgic
@me-eat-book_7780
@me-eat-book_7780 Жыл бұрын
Someone should make a sfm out of this
@elemusic19
@elemusic19 3 жыл бұрын
5:32 R.I.P that sniper's freakin' leg.
@justaduckonyoutube
@justaduckonyoutube 8 ай бұрын
“Pop a couple in someone’s back when they’re not lookin’” -Uncle Dane 2020
@jayjaygolden5123
@jayjaygolden5123 3 жыл бұрын
dane, as engineer: exists behind the enemy for nearly a minute without getting noticed me, as spy, uncloaking way behind enemy spawn with no enemy in sight: instantly gets nuked
@sreeravi25
@sreeravi25 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years of playing the game, everyone here knows exactly where a spy would be at any given point of time. Have fun!
@binarycat1237
@binarycat1237 2 жыл бұрын
spawning wallhacks exist
@nimbizol811
@nimbizol811 2 жыл бұрын
U see TF2 player brain is to kill a spy and not save the team
@nickspencerfishingrodd2383
@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 2 жыл бұрын
mood
@boldCactuslad
@boldCactuslad 2 жыл бұрын
how to kill spy (as medic) 1: hold w 2: spy presses A or D and therefore easily backstabs you 3: !
@Adeone7368
@Adeone7368 3 жыл бұрын
Dane 4 Years ago:”Undoubtably the worst wrench in the game” Now:
@Purplecat-1926
@Purplecat-1926 3 жыл бұрын
69th like :3
@cake2531
@cake2531 3 жыл бұрын
from a competitive standpoint yeah but when you're just fucking around and having fun in casual then it's good for a few laughs
@orangeinkius7257
@orangeinkius7257 3 жыл бұрын
buffs exist, and a lot of the time a bad weapn can be a lot of fun, like the overdose if you can't crossbow... or so ive heard
@KKsKrissvs121
@KKsKrissvs121 3 жыл бұрын
@@cake2531 its the best wrench for round starts
@randomguy8421
@randomguy8421 3 жыл бұрын
Infinite to spawn for hp and metal then back for your sentry nest funny
@0ThrowawayAccount0
@0ThrowawayAccount0 2 жыл бұрын
The Mike Stoklasa "OHHHHHH FFFFFFFUCK!" had me rolling
@RoyalChicken1212
@RoyalChicken1212 Жыл бұрын
"if spy and scout had a baby" sweet home alabama
@Yahiamice
@Yahiamice 3 жыл бұрын
r.i.p blue drink. died of heat
@afnaansyed5975
@afnaansyed5975 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey Yahiamice. What class will the next How 2 video be on?
@alphamoonman
@alphamoonman 3 жыл бұрын
Wh-.. what?
@lukeferreira7546
@lukeferreira7546 3 жыл бұрын
I thinks it gonna be heavy how 2 play heavy
@penta_0008
@penta_0008 3 жыл бұрын
That's already done. kzbin.info/www/bejne/movPnX95mN-ibbs
@123Ydoc
@123Ydoc 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a sniper in a pub and then you look behind you to see Dane with a frontier justice loaded with crits
@Starlightbooper
@Starlightbooper 3 жыл бұрын
Snipers never look behind them
@moistmarsupial3528
@moistmarsupial3528 3 жыл бұрын
POV: you're dead
@MyNguyen-kf8wl
@MyNguyen-kf8wl Жыл бұрын
i love how depressed that sniper was when he got killed by a Spy with Letranger lol
@Mothrune
@Mothrune 2 жыл бұрын
“I call this trick a pop sniper to a 180 kick bot, and doing a triple flick on the Pyro before the whole team shows up”
@johnjogsan4818
@johnjogsan4818 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh cool Im gonna try this!" *gets immediately destroyed by the entire enemy team looking right at the teleporter hidden in a hard to find spot*
@Hispanic_at_the_disco717
@Hispanic_at_the_disco717 3 жыл бұрын
It's ok man, they watched this video.
@spooderlover3512
@spooderlover3512 3 жыл бұрын
Must've been uncle dane fans
@tappajaav
@tappajaav 3 жыл бұрын
Not shown on the video: The 500 times same thing happened to Dane.
@saltboat5091
@saltboat5091 3 жыл бұрын
In his ninganeer video from 4 years ago he used the plants vs zombies soundtrack and he used it again here.
@miles1034
@miles1034 3 жыл бұрын
it's because that soundtrack fucking bops
@bobthesir1467
@bobthesir1467 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't write ninganeer if I where you...
@turtleguy4109
@turtleguy4109 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta til Dane uses the garden warfare soundtrack
@catherinevo6060
@catherinevo6060 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, i can hear it
@Richard-iv3ii
@Richard-iv3ii 3 жыл бұрын
When I here the plants vs. Zombies theme
@trystanreadman1764
@trystanreadman1764 Жыл бұрын
2:00 "if spy and scout had a baby..." spy is scouts dad. canonically.
@JJ-qt9cw
@JJ-qt9cw 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Uncle Dane! After this video literally every upward game I played had a hilarious Engineer 🤣🤣😐😐
@bananapowers85
@bananapowers85 3 жыл бұрын
Valve: Mr.Paladin, we’ve hereby determinate your contract, we have a new spy main. Mr.Paladin: Wha-
@romania5106
@romania5106 3 жыл бұрын
So here he is he is behind them all the time
@doctorquack1399
@doctorquack1399 3 жыл бұрын
@Muura What does he play then?
@ClipHub777
@ClipHub777 3 жыл бұрын
@@doctorquack1399 he plays the citizen class
@legenddairy0
@legenddairy0 3 жыл бұрын
@Muura Are you high?
@arandomenemy318
@arandomenemy318 3 жыл бұрын
He must be lol
@puffyhowler615
@puffyhowler615 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that demo at 5:18 and just getting randomly deleted with 2 crits from an engineer who wasn't there 2 seconds ago
@infonit0409
@infonit0409 3 жыл бұрын
That sucks so MUCH XD
@davidegaruti2582
@davidegaruti2582 3 жыл бұрын
All you hear is probably : *step* *step* *step* "SENTRY DOWN!" *POW* ! *POW* !
@ChickenNuggets-jf5uf
@ChickenNuggets-jf5uf 8 ай бұрын
5:21 Can we appreciate getting a kill on “yellow” with an Australium?
@crystallakeslasher2388
@crystallakeslasher2388 3 жыл бұрын
I started using the Eureka Effect after watching this and I love it!
@dercarrot991
@dercarrot991 3 жыл бұрын
As Sun Tzu said: “To defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy”
@CheddarMyCheese
@CheddarMyCheese 3 жыл бұрын
As Soldier said: "Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! And he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour!"
@gstrle
@gstrle 3 жыл бұрын
"If fighting should result in victory, then you must fight!"
@JustMillie23
@JustMillie23 3 жыл бұрын
meet the spy
@awryri
@awryri 3 жыл бұрын
how the fuck does thing apply here?
@Starlightbooper
@Starlightbooper 3 жыл бұрын
@@awryri because engineers biggest counter is the spy
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