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[@jadetaylor-holden5673]

Ss😅 xxx ia

[@helvete983]

I've got to say I was always dubious about companies like Hello Fresh, but my wife and I have tried their service a few times now, absolutely can't fault it. The price point is okay, not something we would do every week, but a great option for heavy work weeks. Might be a bit too pricey for a larger family though, but the food was top notch, and easy to make (I burn toast!) Cool channel, looking forwards to seeing more of your vids.

[@kevincurrie6839]

Your trauma is your trauma. Don’t ever try to ruin melted cheese like that for me ever again ever.

[@Naebun]

😂

[@tobiasblackmoar]

man who doesn’t like cows milk proceeds to enjoys milkshake.

[@WickedlyVicki]

I think he just said it doesn’t agree with him.

[@mellohighh]

the start of the video feels like when youre playing hide and seek with a kid and theyre so obviously under the table but you gotta pretend they arent

[@jebus89]

"Cow milk weirds me off" is the most 21st century London phrase I've ever heard

[@lewisarmstrong-lamb6380]

Then proceeds to order 3 milkshakes

[@clubdevoiture1618]

So true... grow up

[@allykayx]

I’ve heard of being weirded out.. but being weird off? That’s weird as 😂

[@mats7492]

Cow milk is literally disgusting.. filled with puss and antibiotics.. ew!

[@TheKingOfBeans]

He also said “dutty” what the fuck is that about

[@xyz_cs]

this scares me to my core, I feel like I can't trust a takeaway if theres a few bad reviews let alone ZERO

[@sufyaanj]

Zero bad reviews are less than a few

[@masonbellamy7343]

I never look at reviews I just order whatever sounds good

[@AKMilli-sn4nx]

@@masonbellamy7343Playin games with your life n health

[@sdrp9539]

@@masonbellamy7343when?

[@deversftw1160]

You ordered 2 hashbrowns and they gave one, I'd be going ape 😂

[@kensacollins1494]

“Cows milk weirds me out” then buys a milkshake 😂

[@davisjos02]

Two. 😂

[@AdamOBrien29]

Could've used his mother's milk no?

[@gavinwilkinson3722]

Muppet.

[@EclecticMEMES420]

fully convinced Ciarán just curls up into a ball until its time to record

[@epickarisma8901]

that sauce you dipped the fries in was the dressing for the salad 😄

[@WickedlyVicki]

That don’t look like Caesar dressing 😮

[@NotoriousWhistler]

I love that Ciaran was amazed by "cake in the shape of a cake" 😂

[@pixi-kc2wx]

You don't look like Mr Bean you definitely look like Andy Serkis.

[@dannyboy0398]

It’s the big mouth that makes him look like Andy

[@TheAvarusAnimus]

or the bass player from Supergrass!

[@ihkiejake1072]

You’re all wrong he looks like billy butcher

[@seanrookee]

That's just a nice way of saying he looks like gollum

[@omnom6934]

Not sure what to takeaway from this video.

[@Mr.Goldkush]

That takeaway was cringe

[@theonlydiego1]

Lad films his diet for the day

[@omnom6934]

@@theonlydiego1 are you lost

[@alicecook3859]

Thinking about Homer as Mr Sparkle IMMEDIATELY gives me a huge shot of serotonin so thanks for that what a joy

[@LouieAblett]

Them writing upsell on their menu items genuinely made this for me 😆

[@MorgenVlogs]

the homer simpson’s eye comparison was 10/10 😂😂

[@yobyag4836]

The tism is very strong in this video

[@bronwyn.mp3]

Very real

[@kittikoko]

Was literally thinking about you last night. Wondered when I'd last seen you on the subscriptions feed. I feel like I've summoned a demon.

[@chantsmysta]

I now want to order a biscoff milkshake.

[@NoodleBomber]

Me also. At 3am.

[@Vb98765]

Complains about cows milk in his coffee freaking him out... then proceeds to go on about how good milkshakes are. Makes sense.

[@TheKingOfBeans]

Well yeah, coffee and milkshakes are totally different entities

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

HODL is hold on for dear life

crazy way to out yourself as a big fat nerd wow

[@LouieAblett]

@ that's nedr to you

[@spiritusinfinitus]

It's doesn't actually mean that at all. Some mainstream news outlets seem to have started that rumour. The origin of HODL comes from a post on the bitcointalk forum on December 18 2013 by the user GameKyuubi which was titled I AM HODLING. It was simply a drunken typo. He was posting a rant while his girlfriend was out at a lesbian bar and the price of Bitcoin had crashed to about $500 and he had cracked open the booze and was trying to explain why he was going to hold and not sell. His drunk fingers had other ideas. At that point the word HODL was born.

[@Shifty319]

​@@spiritusinfinitus no one cares

[@spiritusinfinitus]

@@Shifty319 Thanks for caring enough to comment! 🤣

[@Jessie_Bee]

12:25 The mention of ARFID (Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder), even though you don’t have it, is really awesome. I have it, and it is such an unknown, misunderstood, and often invalidated disorder (and technically a new diagnosis) that a lot of people don’t know about or understand and a lot of doctors don’t know how to treat (or again, don’t even know about or understand). It took me more than 20 years to find a name for and how to address what I had been experiencing my entire life. I’m so happy to see more people are becoming aware and openly talking about it. I’m in exposure therapy now, and it is so helpful. Sending love to anyone who’s going through it ❤️

[@kelly.gallacher]

I have arfid too I didn’t get diagnosed until I was around 17..then got discharged from the clinic at 18 was abit pointless in them diagnosing me as nothing can really change now

[@defs8073]

It's just fussy eating

[@Jessie_Bee]

@@defs8073 I assure you it is not. It is a sensory disorder that is related to smells, tastes, and textures as well as ambivalence towards food or fear towards food and vomiting that leads to gagging and vomiting and avoidance/restrictiveness of food. I don’t know why people care so much about other people’s food choices and why I constantly need to be told I’m a child and a picky/fussy eater when I have a literal mental condition that makes me rather starve than eat foods I am afraid will make me throw up. People with this condition will literally be put on feeding tubes because they have that much aversion to foods. That’s not picky/fussy eating. And I literally went to rehab and am in exposure therapy! Like what more do people need to understand that I’m not just being stubborn?! I’m not spending that kind of bank because I’m a fussy/picky eater. I want to get better. I’m literally trying to learn how to eat foods. We aren’t fucking babies; we have a medical condition. Thank you for proving how invalidated the diagnosis is.

[@Jessie_Bee]

@@defs8073 I can assure you it is not. It is a sensory disorder that is related to smells, tastes, and textures and a fear around foods and choking/vomiting that causes gagging/vomiting and avoidance/restrictiveness around foods. People with this disorder, including me, will literally starve rather than eat fear foods (sometimes we legitimately can’t get them down no matter how hard we try because of gagging/vomiting; this is why I am in exposure therapy). People will literally be put on feeding tubes because they physically can’t eat. That’s not fussy/picky eating. That is a disorder. Thank you for proving how invalidated this diagnosis is.

[@Jessie_Bee]

@@defs8073 I can assure you it is not. It is a sensory disorder that is related to smells, tastes, and textures and a fear around foods and choking/vomiting that causes gagging/vomiting and avoidance/restrictiveness around foods. People with this disorder, including me, will literally starve rather than eat fear foods (sometimes we legitimately can’t get them down no matter how hard we try because of gagging/vomiting; this is why I am in exposure therapy). People will literally be put on feeding tubes because they physically can’t eat. That’s not fussy/picky eating. That is a disorder. Thank you for proving how invalidated this diagnosis is.

[@darthdonkulous1810]

Recovering crack and smack addict here. I can confirm that crack is indeed fucking incredible. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[@hallieharvey4073]

In the words of my coke addict father “I love it more then life itself that’s why I can’t do it”

[@_Piers_]

No no...that's can't be right! We have it on good authority that "crack is wack", you can't possibly be suggesting she was lying to us!

[@darthdonkulous1810]

@@_Piers_ I am indeed suggesting such things! Why do you think she told us that... So there would be more for her! Diabolical in her cunning. Also, would you like a number, my old dealer is currently running a friend's referral program. You buy and I get a commission haha *OBVIOUSLY that last part is a joke. Don't ever do crack, people I beg you. It completely ruined my life, my teeth and my self esteem and confidence.

[@FredLimestone]

meth is super fun though

[@LorBell]

Pretty sure your lunch sauce was for the salad, not dipping. and... @22:30... did that straw come out of the bag unwrapped?

[@cianthulu4204]

You never made me think of Mr Bean, but now that you've said it I completely get it

[@e1c129]

"I've gone off cows milk it weirds me out", proceeds to eat three milkshakes in one day.

[@mincentprice1041]

Love when you post - your editing is always spot on with your comedic timing. Cheers!!

[@philt6843]

As an Australian, "Did somebody say...Menulog" rolls off the tongue far better than Just Eats ngl

[@luna5788]

The animation bit with you waiting for your egg got me good 🤣 my god man your hilarious 😂 😂 😂

[@phoenixtaylor4411]

“It tastes found rather than made” 😂

[@WendigoTheBot]

20:42 is the best part to have watched while eating pasta with melted cheese on top

[@bog123]

Crosstown donoughts is a very well established brand of luxury donoughts and the like, they have a few stores dotted about like one in Bristol, one in Bath, and a bunch in London, etc. More often they have these cute vans that they sell from too. Very expensive but very high quality!

[@benfarrimond2098]

How can you have such strong opinions on food delivery companies; they're all the same? The rider/drivers even were each others uniforms ?

[@redeye1016]

They have different restaurants. Some are across all, but some are just on one platform or two. Just Eat has typically had the worst selection altho it’s getting better.

[@charliem27]

Drew Gooden vine in a Ciarán Carlin video is so funny

[@treyorner4234]

You ordered two hashbrowns and there was one

[@feenieb]

Non stop creasing up throughout this whole video 🤣

[@SuperManSam98]

Lampardian transitions in the reviews were a touch of class

[@CoMunro]

Why is Ciarán a mix of Mr Bean and Andy Serkis (actor of Gollum)

[@Remedyz-tp9nb]

I’m only 10 mins in and I’m creasing. One of your best videos bro 😂

[@TheKingOfBeans]

Wow what did you smoke before watching?

[@Gagateer]

The velociraptor comment got me.😂

[@TheAvarusAnimus]

"A girthy quim! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (best line ever!)

[@htid84]

scrolled the comments to see if anyone else pick up on this... either people didnt get it or didnt hear it but fuck me i howled!!! 🤣

[@TheAvarusAnimus]

@@htid84 Me too! 🤣🤣

[@Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Biscoff is the name of a company but the name of the cookie is called speculaas and its eating in The Netherlands and Belgium! It’s especially popular to eat it in December during a holiday called Sinterklaas the stores will be filled with biscoff related foods

[@RhodesidesReviews]

Lotus is the company

[@Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh]

@@RhodesidesReviews thats true ! I have no idea why I said biscoff was the company name 😭

[@terryhampso5800]

HODL means Holding on for dear life 😂

[@LolaBurford]

I been waiting all week for this!!🤩

[@onamiv]

Reads tag line: ... "I beh.. I... Are you asking me to nosh you off?!" 😂😂😂

[@NotoriousWhistler]

Uber Eats, Just Eat, and Deliveroo are the same thing. How can you love one and hate another?

[@TheKingOfBeans]

Do you not realise that this guy is a weirdo

[@nezumishrimp]

"It tastes found." I will use that. I love it 😄

[@illythekitty]

I had no idea you existed like 30 minutes ago but you got audible laughs out of me this whole goddamn video. subscribed XD

[@cjpartridge]

How do you not put the hash brown and egg INTO the baguette? It hurts me to my core, my 'turn-everything-into-a-big-sandwich' core.

[@danaekoloka9819]

I'm also very particular about my food, thanks Ciarán for making feel seen

[@oglynch1921]

Blacksmith hat is fire. Wish I had more of their stuff ❤

[@ManicallyMetal]

The egg was cooked in an egg ring, very common in Australian bbqs. That’s why it was round. Not sure how common it is everywhere else.

[@Grez1000]

17:36 you’re just going to do that and expect me to not notice? That was smooth.

[@samjames5552]

This is the first time I have come across you and I love the content. I can see the Mr Bean relation tbf. I personally see you as Mr Bean with the voice of Moss from the IT Crowd.

[@kevink01639]

The big easy logo you made was actually class 👏

[@ThatLocalBusEnthusiast4O522]

Absolutely love the start! It’s so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@Alexjk425]

In my books, no reviews= poison 😂

[@TheJoker-fv7lb]

Definitely on the spectrum this bloke 😂

[@George-ss2fy]

That donut looked liked it had a piece of square cheese melted on the top of it 😂😂😂

[@jezzaus2124]

Your food habits are improving, good boy.

[@usurp4892]

LOVING the ironic nana's bedroom theming. Very London chic 👏

[@KingEurope1]

I'm already sold on the video 1 minute in with the recognition that Deliveroo is the only one of the lot that isn't shit.

[@Nxth01]

lucky that coffee survived with only a little spill lol, i had many drink spillages and cling film barely helps

[@ukiyoiharafromdyvision6397]

Ciaran consistently makes the funniest drug jokes I’ve ever seen 🙌🙌🙌

[@FaithsFallen]

I bloody love pink drinks, had me howling 😂😂😂😂

[@cosmicjenny4508]

Ciarán, you’re braver than the lot of us! Very surprised by that crypto restaurant, especially. I’m sure they loved Mr. Bean ordering from them!

[@anton_smallz99_30]

It is my mistake for eating while watching this 😂😂

[@dinoprice1440]

The yellow pot was salad dressing

[@LXXYLA]

"it tastes FOUND rather than made" omg 😂😂😂😂

[@pittarpiratee46]

The video we have all been WAITING for

[@user-hz1zw7jg9e]

Pixelated Ciarán skits are 🔥😂

[@tdyerwestfield]

I think my life would need to be sponsored so that I could afford food in London.

[@E54OW]

New logo music made me think i was watching greatest clips of overwatch, thanks 5 star

[@Rulingworld360]

I actually don't know if I like your videos, but I watch them all so atleast you're getting paid for it ahahah

[@Gaiathechi]

My fave so far love the comedy

[@ADHDAUSTIN]

im so glad i watched this video while eating!

[@ummhi1645]

omg the wheel of justice vic and bob reference pls

[@alxbyd]

I really like the posters behind Ciarán in the scene where he’s eating the bacon sandwich. Anyone know what the one on the right is depicting?

[@MrOllie716]

I don’t see the Mr. Bean resemblance, but I DO see the Andy Serkis resemblance.

[@Eevivivi]

I've been watching your videos for a while and just realised we went to primary school together after my friend pointed it out. I was in your brother's class lmao.

[@StrykezMan09]

Oh shit, you spent more on lunch than I do on my weekly shop 😂

[@TasteTheD]

"cheese bur fruit shoot ger fries &" Fold out table is incredible.

[@ReCo.707]

😂😂😂😂 you are funny mate got yourself another follower. Seen a few of your videos (don't know why i didn't follow then) look forward to binge watching your videos

[@TrueStealthkiller]

Idk why but that folding table caught my eye. I want that

[@emmadylan1]

I was eating cottage cheese when you went into great detail about why you don’t like melted cheese 😅

[@fishstar2974]

Like the body warmer

[@littleliverbirdsmith895]

IF you’ve recovered from your Aintree shenanigans (sorry I couldn’t resist 😂) can you post your Benidorm video??! Seen Ed’s and now we need yours!

[@BigChungus1905]

Bro Big Easy is a huge chain??? It’s not a skip that microwaves food

[@marlastrongbow]

7:38 I just shouted POACHED at my phone and I’m embarrassed even thoug nobody else heard it

[@JakeBeattie-bk3ul]

Been waiting for this 😍

[@Prog47]

Hey Andy didn't know you reviewed food! Loved you as Gollum!

[@dfarrall]

The hero we need but don't deserve, saving us all from questionable takeout establishments.

[@24jongy]

Such an underrated KZbinr! Legend

[@LukeSmithXD]

Just found your channel, yout seriously funny, earned a subscriber ❤️

[@Anna-iq4yq]

2:07 Cream Dream is a cute little dessert place in London, it's all vegan and run by Ukrainian refugees. The desserts are amazing (spenny though so it is a treat)

[@The.Paltos]

You actually look more like Andy Serkis doing a Mr Bean impression.

[@sevinPackage]

17:59 HODL is an acronym, meaning Hold On for Dear Life, which should actually be HOFDL.

[@lambda1863]

I took a minute to look at all your posters i hope my future house is as full of life as yours

[@kieran6417]

Bro asked a place called "Workman's cafe" for Oat milk lol

[@Sauntering_Kay]

Me wondering why you have one pink hair roller in your coffee table 👁️ 👄 👁️