I Told You Elon Wouldn't Fix Twitter - A Dose of Buckley

[@ADoseofBuckley]

A little update in the comments since no one can keep up with how fast this is developing... November 18, at 1:30pm, Elon Tweeted: "New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach. Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter." AGAIN, proving me right. He will effectively be shadowbanning posts deemed "negative" or "hate", they won't appear in feeds, you'll have to go to a person's Twitter page directly to see them (which, as we all know, people don't do, they just scroll the feed). He did say that he allowed a few people back on (The Babylon Bee, Jordan Peterson, and for "balance" I guess, Kathy Griffin) and is still deciding on Trump, but those people/groups could have their posts "deboosted", so... still the same things people were complaining about before. This has been a lot of fun! EDIT: Oh, and also he gave a hard "no" to Alex Jones coming back. So, the "free speech absolutist" has his absolutes... SECOND EDIT: He reinstated Trump after a poll (that was about 52/48 in favor), so we'll see either how long that lasts, or how long until he has a post "deboosted" under those new rules. Trump apparently made a statement today that he doesn't think he'll come back, we'll also see how long that lasts.

[@blaizegottman4139]

At this point it's like there's no point in having a Twitter account

[@cy-one]

*"(that was about 52/48 in favor)"* Hey, that was enough to take the UK out of the EU, so it should suffice for getting Trump back onto Twitter :D

[@TDrudley]

*Yet* he's not done trying to fix it, so maybe wait until he's successful or not before you call yourself right.

[@blaizegottman4139]

@@TDrudley Yeah I'll just wait until then

[@Anthony-xd1lj]

you must be really butt hurt that Elon Musk has reinstates Trump's Twitter account 22 months after it was suspended

[@212mochaman]

"You'd have to think Steven King is Elon's hero because he wrote about a self driving car that kills people and Elon made it a reality"... Thats the best joke I've ever heard

[@tomorrow4eva]

I agree

[@robinkelly1770]

Asimov wrote a story based in 2040 about cars that drove themselves and killed people that hurt them.

[@tomorrow4eva]

@@robinkelly1770 The more time goes by, the more I appreciate Asimov. Guy had a real talent for seeing likely outcomes.

[@rigelb9025]

Sadly, it's not even a joke.

[@pfannkuchesindgeil5348]

In all honesty, I wouldn't mind if Twitter was shut down forever

[@blaizegottman4139]

Me too since it's not actually fixed

[@TheDaquain]

@@blaizegottman4139 It's really good for news of any category. Instagram and tik tok are full of unfunny skits and don't really provide much information.

[@popstarkirby]

Furries will keep Twitter alive

[@kanick1983]

@@TheDaquain The news paper is really good for news also.......

[@mrgreekgm754]

@@kanick1983 Ok grandpa.

[@Dsworddance22]

But Buckley, you don't understand... Elon is rich, smart... and you're just jealous! *proceeds to drop to knees and unbuckles Elon's belt*

[@starlite04]

Becareful, if you're a female with a working uterus, you might have a weird named Musk baby.

[@roddychristodoulou9111]

If you carry on like that you'll end up with a center parting in your hair , that's if you don't already have one .

[@supergluehotty]

Mr. Musk your 🐔 is dry. Let me fix that. 😍

[@fullmetaltheorist]

That's really what I think Elon Musk fans want to do to him. I have no doubt in my mind that at least 100 of his fans would do that if he told them.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

No, no. You don't get it. Elon is rich BECAUSE he is smart. And therefore, special. Anyone else saying otherwise is a jealous hater.

[@SteeZy644]

I loved this buyout of Twitter mostly because it exposes a lot of Musk’s business practices and success as mostly luck rather than ingenuity.

[@rigelb9025]

It reminds me of that one Simpson's episode, ''Homer Defined''. If you recall.

[@SitaraAleu]

@@rigelb9025It kind of reminds ME of Homer’s Enemy, and that the guy was kinda right lol

[@rigelb9025]

@@SitaraAleu Frank Grimes.

[@aac2500]

As someone who’s hated Twitter for years, I’m very happy to see it falling apart

[@blaizegottman4139]

Me too

[@MeowStationOrignal]

How are you able to comment before the video came out?

[@Primatenate88]

@@MeowStationOrignal *X Files theme plays*

[@appleseedxt]

I despise the site and I don't even have an account

[@BlueBeetle1939]

@@MeowStationOrignal patreon

[@psychodeviant8903]

I know A Dose of Buckley is, first and foremost, a comedy channel. But this really should be given some props for what a well done news channel it is as well. This is probably the best, most fair and balanced, summation of the happenings with Elon Musk purchasing Twitter I've seen. A clear, concise, easy to follow timeline of all the most important events and news to take place, with some great humor sprinkled throughout (loved that Stephen King/Musk Christine joke) and citations for where you got your information from.

[@Xipingu]

The really sad thing is, you know that media has become corrupt, hungry and one-sided when you have to turn to a comedian to get a fair point of view. I appreciate the content given here, but think about it. Holy fuck, we are screwed.

[@1xoACEox1]

I have never and will never use Twitter. But I've seen screenshots of all the impersonation posts. Elon was right about one thing, comedy has returned to Twitter.

[@indictmntt]

well no not really because he bans and silences anything that offends him... the point of this video... lol tf...

[@billh.1940]

Neither have I used Twitter or FB, don't plan to.

[@rigelb9025]

@@indictmntt But you missed the point : He IS the joke.

[@Chloe4656.]

​@@billh.1940 Good

[@tortenschachtel9498]

Most people don't want an "unmoderated Utopia" (even if they claim they do), they want to be able to publish their own message without being told to shut up, if any deviant message got shut down they couldn't care less.

[@LordofTheFallen]

That Eli Lilly crash was apparently because they had just lost a patent lawsuit or something, but the timing couldn't have been more perfect.

[@raym1477]

I had no illusions that Elon was going to fix anything, but I had NO IDEA that he was going to tank the app this quickly. BTW - I love your Elon impression, Buckley. It cracks me up.

[@randomninja]

The app works just the same as it did before he took over. If it wasn't for all the fake outage from the media, nobody would know anything was different.

[@bobbybishop5662]

Along with Tesla stock 🤣🤣

[@rattailtony2900]

This whole situation is the epitome of "Our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck"

[@mrboerger1620]

I had no expectations and I'm still disappointed.

[@rigelb9025]

There are currently 44 likes to this comment. That is one like for every billion dollars it cost him to purchase it.

[@AtomicBLB]

He did bring comedy to Twitter, I've never laughed so much at it before. And it's probably going to disappear as a bonus. Just magnificent *chef's kiss*

[@ADoseofBuckley]

There is that, yeah. It definitely is funnier than it's ever been, everyone melting down and Elon blaming bots (on his own site that he controls and could stop any time he wanted) and advertisers (exercising their own freedoms) for trying to ruin the site.

[@gamingforever9121]

@@ADoseofBuckley to be fair most social media sites have a problem with bots .

[@qunt100]

It is very anarchaic in the online world.

[@partyjerk]

to me, that is FIXED. Hated old twitter a lot.

[@neonbat666]

I like how the people who thought he'd 'fix' Twitter conveniently ignored the fact that this is exactly what happened with previous companies he's had any directing power in.

[@raveng8217]

First his fans thought he'd fix twitter, and now that he's destroying it they're trying to say that this was his plan all along 😂

[@mtlnascarfan]

@@raveng8217 By destroying Twitter, he's actually fixing social media as a whole. Twitter has been a social media cancer for years.

[@Xipingu]

@@raveng8217 Fanboys will be fanboys :D

[@Tenchigumi]

BUT HE PUT A MANS ON MARZ THO, WRRRRRRYYYYYY

[@mtlnascarfan]

@@Tenchigumi LOL No he didn't, dopey.

[@mnmr1996]

Before I was expecting the site to fall within 5 years because musk would declare it bankrupt because it is and has always been a massive money pit but he wouldn’t want to look stupid and cut his loses right away so he would’ve taken the hit. What I didn’t expect was to him to come in and make so many moronic tweaks so quickly and burn it to the ground in a desperate attempt to recoup his loses.

[@wespapes2054]

He is fixing Twitter. By breaking Twitter, he just might make the world a slightly better place.

[@blaizegottman4139]

Yeah right

[@wespapes2054]

@@blaizegottman4139 notice how I said "might".

[@blaizegottman4139]

@@wespapes2054 I mean like yeah you're Right

[@TheCirclekeeper]

Won't people just move on to another social media site and shit on each other there?

[@blaizegottman4139]

@@TheCirclekeeper Yeah that's why I would just try Instagram

[@pfannkuchesindgeil5348]

Ngl, middle finger Mario would look awesome as merch

[@blaizegottman4139]

Oh Yeah

[@Quixy21]

This might be Buckley's most timely video ever. I was surprised that it even covered the Twitter locking employees out thing. Buckley's a true newsman now.

[@ADoseofBuckley]

Yeah I made the bulk of this video last week, and then at like 10pm last night I added that part (seamlessly transitioning into the ending I already wrote) and uploaded this morning after making sure the site wasn't already down.

[@Quixy21]

@@ADoseofBuckley The Twitter news is coming so hard and fast you might have to join Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room

[@Novashadow115]

I feel as though buckleys radio background honestly gives him a different feel/approach to how others report "news". He's always been a newsman xD

[@NopeTown5000]

No, he was very late to the topic

[@maenad1231]

I also love to say “I told you so” I told everyone Twitter was trash and it’s not worth the headache to make an account and now I’m the only one in my circle of friends who can proudly say they have never had a Twitter account 😊

[@jdrebellove7460]

The good news for those who don't use Twitter, they have even more reason not to use the platform and laugh at the insanity. Watching the fall of Twitter is like the fall of Rome. Strong in the beginning, crumbled the longer it went on for.

[@Socialpsychotics]

I honestly thought Facebook was going to be the next failed social media site. Nope, here comes ol' Elon yelling "Hold my beer!"

[@add9audio355]

hopefully after Twitter collapses he can also buy TikTok

[@billh.1940]

Or china!

[@Xipingu]

@@billh.1940 +1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hopefully after that he buys the farm.

[@nimrodery]

A year later Twitter is even worse but somehow TikTok is a national security threat. Stuff we like: Nazis. Stuff we don't like: any video showing what's happening in Gaza.

[@JamesSmith-ze9nx]

Constant good content, glad you came back (Ik it been like 2 years since the return, but still grateful)

[@evilmasterstudios]

I’ve always hated Twitter. So this entertains the shit out of me.

[@qunt100]

I hate pretty much all social media.

[@Fen_Wolf]

It’s been such a joy watching Twitter and the people on it panicking. Scrolling though the app and watching so many people freak out even Elon and any remaining staff has provided me so much enjoyment these last few days. I don’t really think Twitter will just fall apart at least not in the next few months but I’m sure when it does finally fall apart and die nothing will really be missed

[@Bree420]

but you missed the many people (usually artists and writers) using twitter as a source of promotion and looking for incomes. That's the one thing that really worked well in twitter, and the only thing I would really miss tbh

[@blaizegottman4139]

Yeah I agree

[@Kris-wo4pj]

@@Bree420 artists and writiers are going to have to get a niche site like how myspace became just for musicians to promote their shit after it lost popularity.

[@Bree420]

@@Kris-wo4pj crossing my fingers for that

[@TheShapeshifter]

@user-wq2bs3vg8u They might just go to DeviantArt, which is honestly the best place for them. If not, then I guess Instagram

[@metademetra]

The thing that worried me about the Twitter Blue thing is phishing scammers impersonating influencers (like offering fake giveaways and such) to steal followers' personal info.

[@Julian-jd5yj]

I work in the same building as Twitter, it’s an absolute shit show where gossip runs like a school yard. I got two interview requests by the media and I don’t even work there lol

[@calebeden9940]

Damn didn’t realize i started watching this seconds after it was posted that’s kinda cool. Anyways thanks for the content Buckley i don’t have much money so i can’t support monetarily but i try to interact with your vids as much as i can. Thank you again

[@AxlPatrol]

This video keeps aging like fine wine.

[@sphakamisozondi]

If twitter crashes and burns, THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE A BETTER PLACE.

[@dww6]

You have to be about 12 otherwise you'd know that there is always something worse.

[@jakey14344]

@@dww6 there's still FB and Tiktok, but if Tiktok employees quit and do a protest, it will be Tiananmen all over again.

[@toxicitzi357]

it won't, but whatever makes you sleep better, I guess.

[@dww6]

@@jakey14344 god tiktok is bad....

[@borednerd2100]

How?

[@ms_cartographer]

He may not have fixed it, but those memes that came out of it were hilarious.

[@ben10pop]

Twitter was losing $4m a day when he bought it, guy should probably just shut down the office and rent a room above a liquor store lmao

[@akosbarati2239]

He lost his first 28k due to personal financial mismanagement and showered at YMCA. Never be proud of the guy who makes things worse.

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

You might have heard about it, but Tumblr saw Twitter’s verification shitshow and decided to add their own verification system. You can buy not one, but two blue checkmarks (they can’t be bought individually) for $8. It doesn’t do anything (not like Tumblr fame means anything on that hellsite) and doesn’t even show up on mobile. Someone discovered that they can stack them and get up to 24 checkmarks. Users both new and old are buying it because they find the concept hilarious and stupid (there’s even a popular Mulan meme going around saying “Now everyone knows I’m special” and a wizard meme with two checkmarks).

[@blaizegottman4139]

I never knew that but then again Tumblr isn't Good anymore

[@CraigMiyazaki]

If Twitter gets taken down because of Elon's mismanagement, he should be nominated for a Nobel Peace prize.

[@bodyrumuae2914]

How does that fit within the qualifications of the award?

[@CraigMiyazaki]

@@bodyrumuae2914 It doesn't. The point I'm trying to make is that the world would be a more peaceful place without Twitter

[@bodyrumuae2914]

@@CraigMiyazaki Then it would qualify. But how?

[@SurzhenkoAndrii]

@@CraigMiyazaki don't use Twitter if it's so bad.

[@standarsh8056]

@@bodyrumuae2914 i hope you're not a native English speaker... its called sarcasm, google it

[@YaBoyLogann]

Tony La Russa complaining being the reason twitter verification exists is such a Tony La Russa thing

[@NJGuy1973]

The players who used PEDs are pariahs, but the managers who looked the other way get plaques in Cooperstown.

[@alexn5743]

That Christine joke was AMAZING!

[@CMY_Kat]

What's stupid is that when he locked access to the building and disabled the employees' keycards, he accidentally trapped some employees in the parking garage and had no way of regaining access to it. And the person who was in charge of the keycard system had been fired during his initial layoffs, so they legit had to get someone to remove the barrier so that people could go home.

[@rickwellTY]

That was a parody twitter account so I guess no one knows what's real or not

[@spikesgirl9371]

Jesus and I bet you fell for Ligma and Johnson being real employees that were fired.

[@indictmntt]

@@rickwellTY damn if only there was some form of moderation to prevent disinfo like that from spreading

[@osasdax2564]

@@indictmntt 😂😂😂 THIS !!

[@ajk1579]

Okay the self driving car joke made me laugh really hard

[@theitalianalien8477]

That Christine joke is one of the best jokes I have ever heard

[@lesalbro8880]

This is true.

[@NotoriousLightning]

That Christine joke is the funniest thing I've heard all month, at least as far as I can remember. Granted, I don't remember very well, but still.

[@LuigiMordelAlaume]

Oh shit I just noticed the Mario middle finger was from "Ninten-Doofus" hahahahha

[@ADoseofBuckley]

Haha yeah, it's actually really clever. It's "Nintendo of us" which becomes "Ninten-Doofus".

[@blaizegottman4139]

I Hope that weird fan art of Luigi and Bowser wasn't on the real Nintendo Twitter

[@NickThorbjørnsen2207]

Either he fixes Twitter or destroys it. Either way, the world's a better place afterwards.

[@basedcommentor]

He's destroying Twitter. Goodbye and Good riddance.

[@randomninja]

It's literally the same. If it wasn't for all the media crying about it, nobody would even know the difference. It's gonna take a lot longer than a few weeks to see any major changes.

[@Regnbuesolv]

Pass the popcorn, Buckley mate. This is some spicy stuff! I only really feel sorry for the staff.

[@DylanNes]

The staff are whiny communist babies, good riddance

[@Regnbuesolv]

Huh, interesting. I had a comment before that called the staff "whiny communist babies". That's impressive that babies could maintain Twitter! Edit: and another one saying that actually nerds ran twitter, not communist babies. Pity I am the only one being entertained here.

[@DylanNes]

@Elizabeth Lol😂 I mean they're whiny communist babies who know how to code and stuff so that's impressive I guess. Except the ones who just censored and moderated things, those people are truly useless and will probably have to flip burgers for the rest of their lives now.

[@DonkeyKong64InstructionBooklet]

@@Regnbuesolv The communist babies weren't the ones maintaining it. Nerds were and the nerds kept their jobs.

[@vasjaruiz3766]

I feel you, Buck. I, too, get off on saying “I told you so”. lmao

[@bellalee-ball.6527]

the deadpan robotic voice for elon is a nice touch buckley :)

[@scottytissue73]

I would consider Twitter fixed under either of these two conditions: 1. Twitter actually becomes a public square for free speech. 2. Twitter dies.

[@TheCanadianWifier]

I’m glad to see “BREAKING: another Tesla has hit the World Trade Center” made the thumbnail. Definitely my favourite meme tweet I saw during this storm, happy to know I’m not alone in my twisted sense of humour lol

[@blaizegottman4139]

Yeah because everyone hates Tesla's

[@Kris-wo4pj]

​@@blaizegottman4139 everyone who actually researches tesla hates it. its killing the eletric car market, causing more pollution than regular gas cars, the fact that elon just bought and ruined the company he never founded it, and then theres obviously the blatant human and workers rights violations, violations of osha, all the racism and the union busting. oh and elon throwing a tantrum and firing anyone who tell him hes ruining the company and how to fix it like hes been doing with twitter. dont work for elon ya just ruined your cv and career and probably lose an arm and mental health in the process.

[@koalasandwich567]

I feel like Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter is like when Bane took over Gotham in The Dark Knight Rises. With Musk being Bane, Trump being the Joker, Andrew Tate or Jordan Peterson as the Scarecrow idk, the blue checkmarks being the cops, the Dent Act being Twitter's crackdown on hate speech, and the mob being far right whackjobs.

[@bennyknows8827]

That Christine line was gold.

[@pfannkuchesindgeil5348]

NFTs mentioned in a Buckley video?

[@blaizegottman4139]

Nfts no free tacos

[@ExaltedDuck]

When was this ever about "fixing" twitter? He doesn't want to fix it. He wants to reshape it into an American equivalent of WeChat, payment processing and all.

[@NionioGR]

The car joke was goooood

[@theghost00]

My personal favorite tweet of that fake Tesla account: “We will be offering 10 thousand vehicles to support the Ukrainian military. Our cars are the most advanced explosive devices on the market.” 😂

[@HeliRy]

I got sucked into Facebook when it started, and was hooked on that shot for a long time. Finally unplugged from it a few years ago and my life improved dramatically. I count my lucky starts that I’ve never seen Twitter, apart from screenshots like I do here. That toxic shit makes FB sound like a utopia lol.

[@WoolfJ35]

HOLY SHIT dude that Christine joke slapped that was brutal and great lol

[@thema1998]

The only downside to Twitter potentially going down in flames is that entire communities, especially minority communities, will break apart. Many of the people in those communities will have a hard time connecting with new people and reconnecting with old people!

[@assmennfiossa]

There is no shortage of other frameworks for people to fuck off to

[@LianaSunburster]

Not only that, either. It has been used as a fantastic tool for getting quick news and info put during emergencies, such as a natural disaster or shooting. It's a toxic hellhole, but it does have at least some use.

[@OfficialAshArcher]

I don’t know… I think he’s making the world a better place by breaking Twitter. Shit was so toxic.

[@battlep0t]

Problem is it kept all the toxicity in one place - if it goes down all the crazies flood into other social media platforms.

[@sporemaster97]

@@battlep0t They're already there.

[@TheShapeshifter]

@@battlep0t they're already out there. Twitter was just their main platform

[@cy-one]

@@battlep0t *"Problem is it kept all the toxicity in one place"* In which fantasy universe do you live where Facebook isn't toxic? :D

[@shakawhenthewallsfell8570]

That "Christine" comment was pure gold.

[@Foxtail529withluck]

Um, actually, he fixed twitter by making it TEN TIMES funnier!!

[@SapientGalaxy]

I truly do not understand how even Elon was stupid enough to think that him threatening the remaining employees with massive increases in work, while also giving them the option to take a 3 month severance would result in anything but the overwhelming majority taking the money and running. You fire 50% of the employees with very little thought to it. Throw away needed departments and services because you decide massive sweeping changes before getting a good understanding of the company was a good idea. Even if none of the remaining people quit, it would require them to work more than twice as hard and on tasks they don't have experience in until Elon got around to hiring more people. And obviously that percentage would skyrocket as more and more people don't consider a massive increase in work for no pay raise a pleasant idea. Plus there's the worry that he'll throw another temper tantrum and just fire more people for not reaching his impossible standards and getting a much smaller severance at that time. The fact that people can still be so cultishly devoted to Elon and think he's some genius who can do no wrong at this point is both sad and worrying.

[@victor9]

Nothing so satisfying as billionaire getting bullied on his own company platform

[@gabrieljordan8015]

I've literally never been on Twitter.

[@davidnissim589]

Destroying Twitter is unironically the best thing Elon's ever done

[@clevelandsteamer420]

Elon buying twitter is like the titanic getting a new captain after splitting in half.

[@bowlrr]

I’ve never even used Twitter, never understood what people like about it so much, or how it’s that different from instagram or Facebook. At least it’s not different to me.

[@誰かの捨て垢-r4e]

Twitter is for people to spread hate and negativity, while insta is for people to give the appearance of having a great life.

[@battlep0t]

It's good for getting breaking news quicker than any other website and promoting your business. Outside of that it's a warground for toxic people to argue with other toxic people.

[@誰かの捨て垢-r4e]

@@battlep0t this. I use it to get the news but it’s godawful. All these ppl with no life and friends sending abusive tweets to people

[@elbacano97]

The only "I told you so" I enjoy receiving

[@VoyageOne1]

As someone with an immense distrust of Twitter, I thank Elon for cementing my promise never to join the platform.

[@Nozizaki]

The tweet from Elon at 10:30 is from a parody account. Which further illustrates the problem

[@jgreen2015]

Elon considers Stephen King a person hero. Afterall he wrote a book a self-driving car that kills people 😂😂 Fucking perfect!

[@lorddrac_dontaskmetodance]

In defense of Elon, I don't think his plan was to fix Twitter.

[@Onewingerdraven]

But... but... 10 dimensional chess...

[@LuigiMordelAlaume]

You should have waited til episode 420 to make it about Elon lol

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

Twitter turning into mad max is my favourite event of the year

[@JamesJimmaHarding]

The worst songs of 2022 is going to be interesting this year, what with the charts being in such a lull for a good chunk of the year, that a lot of it was just shit that had hung around since the middle of last year, and the "memorable" big hits before August were Heat Waves (for like, the second year a row....), the Bruno song from Encanto, and the big "summer jam" of 2022 was Running Up That Hill getting popular again this year because of it's appearance in Stranger Things......

[@jessicabenitez498]

please bring back Metadose and One-on-one Patreon tiers or make a higher one. I wanna support you!

[@MachineGunKelly420]

I didn’t have White Sox’ managerial great Tony La Russa on my Buckley bingo card today.

[@dave11686]

I was hoping this would come out

[@andysorensen1737]

That Doug Ford impersonation 😂

[@ADoseofBuckley]

Thank you, I've really only listened to him talk a couple times but I think I got an ok characterization of him down.

[@tomorrow4eva]

I don’t even know the guy, but I’m now convinced he does not care about sick children.

[@andysorensen1737]

@@tomorrow4eva Let’s just say COVID wasn’t high on his list of priorities.

[@AuroraNemoia]

those that stayed after the ultimatum, are people who if they leave, will have to be deported back to their country of origin. that sucks immensely. and thats the only reason they stayed.

[@Lord_Falcon]

People are being dumb; everyone seems to be making final judgements now, just a few weeks into him running the show. Of course it's a messy transition considering the old management and most of the staff were lazy and useless. We're also not at the point of having AIs that can perfectly apply the law to moderate content so of course he's still having moderators BUT I'm sure that they will be far more politically neutral then Twitter has been. Check back in a 6 months and I'm sure there will have been various major new features implemented, user growth will be back, and the whole company will be more profitable. There's many things that should have been done years ago but it's difficult to make progress when most of your staff only do 1 or 2 hours work per day.

[@DendyJungle]

That christine joke lol

[@Briguy1]

That Elon and king joke 😂😂

[@lesalbro8880]

I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything when he said that.

[@MidnightBreezey]

"If you don't stop not giving me money, you'll be sorry!"

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Twitter is trash I’ve quite it for the second time 3 years ago. I’m now just revelling In the chaos.

[@saintakins187]

Personally I want Twitter erased from existence completely, a great mistake of creator Jack Dorsey.

[@theonemattock]

This became more and more correct.

[@ADoseofBuckley]

Well, it became... correctly incorrect. Like he definitely hasn't fixed Twitter, but I believe I predicted he'd cave to advertisers. Instead he went "who needs people who spend a million dollars a year on Social Media buys, when we can sell Blue Checkmarks to a bunch of rubes!"

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

Twitter is currently a dumpster fire surrounded by people reenacting the fight scene from the SpongeBob episode Band Geeks while all the normal people are eating popcorn and sitting back to enjoy the show.

[@NicolasSequeira]

The only thing that can save us now is an adequate dose of Buckley

[@NJGuy1973]

7:20 Tony La Russa earned a law degree just after retiring as a player, and just before getting his first managerial job.

[@JustJanitor]

I'll admit I also love telling people I told you so

[@Cynsham]

I just find the entire situation to be hysterical. So many people were hyping Elon up as some genius and how he was going to “save” Twitter, and every single thing he further does and says with the platform just proves how unprepared he was and still is. I just hope the whole thing crashes and burns to the ground so we can continue to use him as an example as to why people shouldn’t assume rich assholes are actually intelligent simply because they have a lot of money and charisma

[@hsthatzo8063]

Anytime i see an Elon tweet now, i'm reminded of this video and i have to read it in the voice you do for him. It's just too funny 💀

[@RD-ce6bb]

I just discovered this channel and it is pure gold . New sub.🤣

[@Dert26]

Best part? Elon made a poll asking if he should or shouldn't unban Trump, and something tells me that whatever remaining advertisers Twitter still has, wouldn't wanna continue sinking with the ship once that deadweight gets brought back on board

[@justinc6962]

Buncha damn cry babies

[@DylanNes]

Elon needs to bring Alex Jones back. It's about time.

[@ADoseofBuckley]

He gave a hard "no" on that one. Again, proving he DOES have some rules, he isn't a "free speech absolutist". Otherwise he would.

[@DylanNes]

@ADoseofBuckley Yeah. Disappointing honestly. I never trusted Elon 100%. He's a businessesman before anything else.

[@BradsPitts.]

@@ADoseofBuckley well he’s letting Trump back so

[@ADoseofBuckley]

@@BradsPitts. Yeah, I saw that. Well, we'll see a) how long that lasts and b) whether or not he gets any of his tweets "deboosted" for "negativity or hate" as per the new rules.

[@jordanloux3883]

He fixed twitter the same way a kid who breaks a picture frame tries to fix it with tape and hope nobody notices. Except this time there's no parents who will just buy a new frame.

[@rjramone4051]

Twitter, just like Facebook, was never "fixable" in the first place. I'm glad I don't have them.

[@DarkestDesires93]

Twitter is going to end up like MySpace

[@itsameyoshio]

9:40 Anyone who doesn't start looking for another company at this point doesn't know what's important in life.