I Traveled the Entire World For the Most Oddly Satisfying Massages (Full Documentary)

I’ve spent years traveling the entire world looking for the most satisfying but sometimes just plain weird body treatments and here is the full compilation of all of my adventures. If you enjoy ASMR videos, you’re gonna love this. Grab some popcorn and sit down to enjoy!
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[@rulinjur9982]

I am almost 49 years old and I haven't been to a physical therapist since 2019. This man has lived and will live thousands of experiences that I never even imagined existed. And I thank you for showing all your experiences

[@moosemafia1659]

49 is young dawg. Maybe the native tribe in the jungle isn’t realistic but go for some of these for sure!

[@charolettepatterson965]

Fr

[@PenjaminCity124]

|TIMESTAMPS| 0:00 Trying the Lost Art of Chinese Earwax Extraction (THIS CAME OUT) 9:36 HARDCORE Chinese Street Massage Fixes My Broken Ankle 17:24 Master Chiropractor SATISFYINGLY Cracks My Broken Back 27:16 I Visited the World's Only Professional Back Scratcher 33:29 White Guy Overhears Massage Gossip, Replies in Flawless Mandarin 35:46 I Got My Dirty Scalp DEEP CLEANED 54:06 Hardcore Thai Massage Satisfyingly CRACKS My Broken Back 1:07:56 Trying FIRE CUPPING at China's Most Luxurious 5-Star Spa 1:17:03 Trying the Ancient Chinese Art of Fire Ear Candling (almost passed out) 1:23:26 Master Chinese Chiropractor Satisfyingly CRACKS Unsuspecting Foreigner 1:36:48 I Tried China's Most Painful Massage 1:53:45 Scientists Scan My Brain to See If I’m a Genius 2:07:56 I Got a Naked, Full-Body Korean Body Scrub 2:18:45 I Got a Russian Mouth Massage 2:28:34 I Was Sprayed with Boiling Ayahuasca Water by an Amazonian Shaman 2:38:54 American Gets Indian Facial 3:07:03 Kung Fu Master Cures My Liver With INSANE Foot Massage 3:23:23 My Back CRACKS Like Popcorn as She Walks On It :)

[@LaRamenPas]

Ily bro

[@Zaxk-tu6xe]

Up

[@brickblock1302]

Thanks!

[@gabebram3358]

My students and I love your videos. Many of my students are from Senegal and they want to hear you speak Fulani. Can you do an episode about learning Fulani?

[@Romanss1219]

That would be fun

[@sonyamastick]

There is no way you felt anything but awful after that street "massage" on your ankle 🤣He was just kicking your ass for fun. Even your wife was like "alright, thats a bit much" 😆

[@DrivingMissLazy]

The street guy may have been the best. He was releasing tendons. Both feels bad and fixes the problem.

[@TFKK93]

He said he felt better after so it worked

[@coryvatcher7298]

A good massage hurts.

[@VitaKet]

Tough medicine is good medicine.

[@FuhqEwe]

@@jessepowellr4As a certified medical unprofessional I find your assessment dubious and debatable. Dr. Punchafoot seems fine.

[@pjm6496]

A whole 3 1/2 hrs of Xiaoma’s O face 😮😝😂

[@roebuddy01]

17:30 "I gotta lotta back issues" Yeah. Probably from the previous video! 😅

[@47nodoubt]

that guy later got arrested in nyc for beating up random people.

[@muffins3942]

I hope all these people get good treatment and relaxation too, they bring people comfort and relaxation to so many others

[@CrackAddictz]

Exactly the video we needed! Amazing

[@lolanunez8682]

Love your videos Xioma !! Never stop ❤

[@bharathhb7024]

Yeah that Indian eargasm massage can never be topped 🎉

[@cluch_dead3143]

3 hours of Xioma!!! Let’s go🎉🎉🎉

[@aphexvelocity]

second guy just beats the shit out of people until they say "Yeah! So amazing! I feel better now! Bye!"

[@user-7eh8m15jsv]

Anything to get the forbidden ear scratches must go so harddddd

[@shannonbenninger-dunkel6002]

Massage therapist here 😂 Phenomenal to witness this dude get wrecked with delight and pain . Made my night 😂😂

[@RitzOriginal1]

Do people usually moan and groan this much when they get massages, or is Xiaoma an exception 🤣

[@Greezy2000]

Painful massage is the best kind of massage

[@benisrood]

😂 so you guys really are "soft" sadists 😂

[@GoddessOfTheWinds]

I hade goosebumps when you had your head massage during the cleaning lol... I really need to do it now.

[@GoddessOfTheWinds]

Is there any feedback on any of the massages Xiaoma did? I'd be curious to know the status of before/after each of the massage he went through and what really helped him.

[@tekeguy68]

My dude needs to go get a crazy massage somewhere and don't let on that he speaks Chinese. Then when they do some big adjustment act like the massage was so mind blowing that it broke something loose and all the sudden he can speak and understand Chinese.

[@franses]

That scratchers business is right on point. Who don't love some good scratches, smart lady :D

[@andygeary3531]

Chiropractors freak me the hell out. I will never let one touch me

[@Jnor116]

The chinese pressure point massage is top tier. He didn't try to hide that he was in pain.

[@onestepatatime614]

Love this you should put what each one costs so we know what to expect and not feel taken advantage of bc we don't speak native tounge, but I want to try all of these

[@alex.s2023]

Am I about to rewatch these videos? Yes, I am lol

[@koslaz2708]

1:00:10 "Finish him" was kind an akward thing to say during a massage.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teddychu1177]

There's a Tshirt with a very NSFW picture on it that says that :P

[@sazji]

loved the eargasm. :-)

[@PeachShortcake_]

This is the best thing ever, omg. I love your asmr videos, just wish you would do more 😅 maybe make a second channel just for asmr? I promise you, you'd blow up & make a good bit of money bc your niche is desperately wanted!! ❤

[@RitzOriginal1]

Whatever you do, dont watch this with your eyes closed 🤣

[@LaconicMuse378]

Inflexible man experiences ALL massage techniques. Very entertaining.

[@chrisrock3108]

23:20 heard from neck specialist that the Y-strap could be dangerous 😅

[@paulsagbakken2996]

“I’m going to beat you today” 😂

[@clarismapanga1561]

😢

[@INSTA.139_villains]

😢

[@wilco8729]

I am watching this now for 2 and a half ours but it feels like a half our. It is super interesting to watch

[@MathewSan_]

Great video 👍

[@danielreed5199]

Rik Mayall would be proud of the expression Xiaoma has in his thumbnail.

[@Matt.4877]

Medieval folk dance

[@stephenmcnally8583]

Can I just say...that's a smashing blouse you have on

[@sandykirkpatrick6410]

Why does cleaning your ear like that feel so good like even just with q-tips

[@bunnyfluffyfluffs]

my favorite is the indian head massage. i watched it multiple times and showed it to everyone lol

[@backcountrylifemagazine6912]

No one told you “gettin your ears cleaned” was a euphemism 😅. Great channel!

[@BirdTalk13]

Dude! I could not stop laughing out loud when the street “masseuse” was beating on you!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tracylowe9570]

Your nervous laughter cracks me up 😂

[@keishabe3045]

The second massage was fun 😂 he had a good personality

[@Josafert]

Dude I could literally feel the goodness of all the massages through the screen

[@kinggkongg9694]

Chiropractors are such scam artists they’re not real Dr.s and him claiming he’ll soon adjust giraffes and elephants is beyond ridiculous

[@felicityjohnston9276]

okay but relief is still relief when you're constantly in pain

[@napatt.7943]

I also think the same but that guy actually has follow up videos where the animals are recovering, and they don’t know placebo. So he’s the only chiropractor I kinda believe

[@Cisco661Barber]

15:40 the checkiada was hilarious and her stopping him asking him to go lighter was just as funny ahhahagahahaha

[@sodapopinksi667]

My favorite massage is the one where he is groaning in pain and ecstasy while speaking a foreign language.

[@SuperRaider85]

Bro the married life got to you. From 2nd clip to last clip 😂😂 but dope how many languages u know

[@lauriebriggs9705]

I am so jealous of your experiences. I would love the scratching lady. I didn’t know this was a thing, but I’m here for it. Too bad it’s across the country.

[@RoyRepiso]

I just watched the whole thing.

[@ciprianorodriguez2101]

I always wanted to try it for my back

[@erezc6513]

do these more

[@dealtdeal1353]

Legendary

[@Jeroeny]

When are you going to do the China Town videos again?😊

[@SkanRashke]

Damn I want some of that scratcher girls action! That looks SO good, esp with that hot towel!?

[@baybah80]

I think Xiaoma is like me and laughs when he's nervous

[@k.v.7681]

I laughed at the Shaman part. All along the video you see people go "yeah xyz medicine is better" with a bit of new-age impressions sprinkled in, then you have the 75 yo tribal figure that presumably never left the rain forest going "you just need antibiotics my guy".

[@keishabe3045]

😂

[@Waltaere]

Xiaoo 😃

[@libakerotvbisdak154]

The best massage that you can get is from the Philippines. Sometimes they are quack doctor or just a local manghihilot with abay(Kapre or other entity)

[@brs9094]

Hard to think if this videos deserves a like or dislike 😂

[@NicolasMontecinos-xc4ns]

Ari from Chile, Learn Mapuzungun... is the language of one of the largest indigenous peoples of the country.

[@jorgeruelas928]

1:47:02 Turned into the exorcist 😂

[@khyberx8361]

You should do one with just trying food compilation

[@ralphowens4510]

Would be nice if you included the price some of these procedures cost, at the local level.

[@alaszrar6202]

xiaomaniac 🤪

[@444bby]

Hello I am a college student in the U.S taking an international business course. My professor is having us do a project where we ask people from different countries two questions. 1.)what do you think is the most difficult challenge for U.S businesses that want to do business in your country? 2.) what advice or suggestions do you have for Americans that want to do business in your country? If you could help me out I’d greatly appreciate it!

[@Lou_Tscheier69]

Man, this dude got so many facials. I'm jealous!

[@michaelselz3389]

AND HERE IT FINALLY ISSSSS❤❤❤

[@mikeanderson9266]

Chili happy ending the best.

[@CheGOLASo]

Lol king spa in pal Park is no joke

[@sunnyb1095]

where's the uncensored version

[@ikecarter6011]

i think the ear cleaner would pass out if she had to do mine being on a building site all day bet theres a small house in each one 😂😂

[@TFKK93]

This vid made me look all over Arizona for a ear cleaner place

[@user-in4pw6rr2w]

SANGKAL PUTUNG is mesage from indonesia

[@eye_straindigital]

This the hottest edit on KZbin

[@user-jd1ly8hz7f]

That second dude got issues😂😂😂 I refuse to accept that anyone feels better after those massages lmao

[@BrooklynsBaddest01]

I literally live 3 blocks away from the first place

[@champagnepaci]

Thumbnail: I was not aware that Xiaoma was a piece of taffy.

[@RIZKYROADS]

haha man this vids great !!! keep 'em coming big dog!

[@GopherManlet]

people who say that do not speak about actual pain, they talk about mild discomfort.. also water cleaning is much safer and more efficient and faster too.

[@halfevil661]

Is this da massages that give happy ending 😂😂

[@jorinator123]

sounds like it xd

[@TFKK93]

Imagine he would be screaming instead of moaning 😂😂😂

[@JenniferClark24]

The spleen doesn't at all aid in food digestion.

[@didi_genshin]

The first i want to go 😢

[@at_all_cost5016]

My goodness this was a ride

[@alfredoaguirre4407]

😅😅😅

[@konokaiza]

Please add chapters 🙏

[@collinbrogan9344]

Eastern medicine is super innovative

[@VB-bs6wm]

30:35 im like uncomfortably watching homegirl edge this dude lmao

[@adam346]

"if the massage was free in America, why did I come here?" HAH he knows the land he came to!

[@amayaanderson2746]

❤❤❤

[@XYZ-xd9mn]

Bad that germans not got that many nice culture Massage styles very interessting video collection ty for sharing buddy greetings from berlin😊 a lot of pain and nice funny moments over 2hours gg😂❤

[@themoss563]

How many languages do you speak?

[@lid0linda]

I clean my husband’s ears all the time…. I need that black tool she uses

[@IdaWhispers]

1:01:56 the way he giggles cried makes me laugh so hard

[@FernSidman]

Where is this ear wax removal place located?? I think I could use this

[@eloyp.b4993]

I've watched most of the video. And, more than once, I've asked myself. What the fuck am I watching? 🤣

[@roebuddy01]

1:30:15 ... well what the heck else were they expecting? 😅

[@randomjoker2275]

Bro paid to get beat up! Twice! Wtf 😂😂😂

[@refluxcatalyst7190]

that chiropractor quack coiuld and almost did paralyze you.

[@MikeBassCovers]

Holy balls, that looks painful.

[@lilnbigman]

Caster oil will help your hair in fact the whole body. Has to be 100% as well as Jamaica black Caster oil.

[@gislo]

07:25 man she looks so nice, those eyes ... 😲

[@jay6157]

That bone crack sound effect 😂

[@homiekeen23]

No way there's a scratching business 😂😂😂 wow

[@xXIllGetYouXx]

lol man i love when you get messages but please stop moaning so loud

[@sjanex]

I always have to wear headphones for his massage content 😂

[@TFKK93]

Yea like what the punching massage guy said “ stop being a baby” 😂

[@benisrood]

I have far worse ear wax buildup than Xiaoma. This is not the way to clean it. Go see a nurse and have them clean out your ears with water. Its safe and it works.

[@alexryback8253]

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