I tried SPEEDRUNNING the New Super Mario Bros. Wii pipe randomizer...

[@Noir-_-Heart]

Check out mkwcat's pipe randomizer video and check the comments for the download link! kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3rHiKKMqdNlZsksi=Pe3x-knwiiBbdvwE

[@Vertigobud]

'is it better just to kill myself'

[@KakeeA-l9r]

idk... prob?

[@Homeminboss]

5:40 for the people that where not watching this live, this was no joke 4 times louder

[@turnaround9238]

This moment was perfect

[@SilverWitch94]

went to check the vod, and that's true! Thanks to editor Noir for sparing our ears

[@drewholmes7356]

Yeah that fish is kinda just terrifying for no real reason. I mean yeah, it is an instant kill...but I think it's more linked to a childhood fear or something.

[@My_honest_fpe_reaction]

Jollibee's phase 2 ahhh jumpscare

[@gdixon420-kc3iy]

Fish Jumpscare (Very Scary) 5:39

[@Sunlight3300]

And fish jumpscare (Very Scary)(Slowed) 😂 26:53

[@nathankim1580]

😂😂

[@star03killer]

The fish said “ooh a snack” 😂 5:40

[@Noir-_-Heart]

“Light snack 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥”

[@drewholmes7356]

Why do those fish like to get freaky with it? Bro swallowed him AND the pipe.

[@MajaRobloxcool]

You mean cheep chomp

[@LeoSmith-p2p]

8:12 You said "Man fudge this koopa." And then the Para-koopa comes and gets rid of the shell and himself for you. What a good friend!

[@KakeeA-l9r]

Lol

[@PhantomOfficial07]

he said fuck

[@arandomdude5147]

8:10 “Man, fuck this koopa” 🐢: I shall prove myself worthy, friend.

[@Littlecato001]

5:40 *genuinely terrifying*

[@xotlxoltyna]

There is no better quote to describe this randomizer than I'M BACK IN THE [FRICKING] BUILDING!?

[@soulburner3921]

This shrek still kills me 5:40

[@Frostedness]

0:52 that real time fandub reference caught me off guard XD

[@RMKDie-cast7475]

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!? OH MY GOOOOOD!!!

[@Supersonic6427]

he couldn't wait to see his wife again

[@connerplaysthegame9705]

0:27 Great use of the 3ds fire emblem sound effect.

[@Noir-_-Heart]

YOU’RE SO BASED! ACTUALLY!

[@RedPenguinCS]

"Do you hate your life" Noir: "Potentially" 🙏

[@LeoSmith-p2p]

I definetly hate mine

[@RedPenguinCS]

@@LeoSmith-p2p I used to love mine... before the incident 💀💥🔥

[@LeoSmith-p2p]

@@RedPenguinCS What incident 😕?

[@KakeeA-l9r]

"Why r u depressed, life is so beautiful!"

[@RedPenguinCS]

@@KakeeA-l9r who quoted that hmm?

[@Marcymmx]

21:34 that was IDENTICAL to Knuckles' "I don't know"

[@lanciilatte2372]

MY EXACT THOUGHT WHEN I WATCHED THE STREAM LOL

[@woobgamer5210]

im pretty sure Tails says 'I dont know' in that inflection in SA1's final story

[@Marcymmx]

@@woobgamer5210 No no, I meant the scene from the cartoon Sonic Boom

[@Mikustan39]

Holy shit it was! I didn’t even realize!

[@LeoSmith-p2p]

Thanks, Noir for including my Fudge the Spring at 22:04! Imagine if: 1. Someone makes a meme on it 2. You end up using it for your intro (I doubt you won't - not saying you hate it! 😊) 3. Someone makes a song on it with the chorus being "Fudge the Spring!" and the regular lyrics are what you were saying 🤣

[@darealomegafr]

my left ball cancer left because of this video, thanks noir heart!

[@Noir-_-Heart]

You’re welcome 💀

[@drppywolf]

TMI bro

[@safebox36]

It's possible the reason moving pipes don't work is because they're not actually counted as pipes in the code. Like static pipes might have the option to have a destination or not, but dynamic pipes just have no option to give them a destination.

[@Noir-_-Heart]

That would make a lot of sense but something I’m still questioning is why not the pipes in 6-6, yk? It’s really confusing

[@Minuteland]

"I have an idea" and Noir pulled through like the mario master he is, 3:04

[@Noir-_-Heart]

The RARE occasion I actually pull it off 💀

[@Minuteland]

@@Noir-_-Heart yea, we should also totally do a mario collab some day, it would be very pog

[@cameron20_]

Speed running but getting all stars, regular endings and secret endings in all levels sounds like it would be hell

[@josiahtheawkward6008]

5:39 Horror games WISH these can have jumpscares like this

[@-jackal-2074]

Vro is NOT speedruning 😭🙏

[@demonslayer-ny6ww]

Who the hell is “vro” lol

[@Goku_Blue09]

vro dows naught no hough two spel

[@ShabungalooTheStinky]

@@Goku_Blue09god damn lmfao

[@Goku_Blue09]

@@ShabungalooTheStinky I was totally brushing my teeth while typing this 😂

[@Cucumber_Dragon]

@@Goku_Blue09took me a second, but I get it lol

[@NovaMSM]

Another day, another masterpiece

[@SmeargleBomber]

Is that NovaMSM from peak game My singing monsters?

[@RandomFlyingParaBeetle]

BRO WHAT!?

[@Jrabbit_Scor]

5:40 Shit had me on the FLOOR 😭 “Light snack”

[@jamalames8830]

13:16 "If I had a mini-mushroom I would've gone up. But I don't have a mini-mushroom ... ... So I can't go up." Comedy genius right there

[@senor_vunchero]

"Calling people daddy is gross" "Stop kink shaming me" "Kink shaming is my kink" "5:40"

[@danielmlg1956]

5:39 it’s always that specific fish that does something sus FIRST HE ALMOST EAT A PIPE THEN HE SPAWN CAMPS the fuck

[@thatrandomredengine9430]

16:19 We are the rats :)

[@manlyminotaur99gaming8]

Idea for an NSMBW hack: New Super Anti-Noir Heart Wii Randomly replaces half the pipes and warp zones to be an entrance to the second half of 7-Tower

[@Noir-_-Heart]

Every level is 7-Tower 💀

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

Speedrun ❌ Slow jog ✅

[@Just-2-Bros]

Yes ANOTHER noir upload So exited to watch it Also Love The new Intro

[@ItsAubreeyy]

1:55 the moving pipes are actually objects, while the normal pipes are tiles. Technically by placing a pipe entrance and exit, you can "pipe" anywhere but this would be weird because youd have to be at a specific height (where the entrance is) to go down the pipe. This is most likely why nintendo never let you enter moving ones in normal gameplay

[@RamalhoRodrigo]

If I had a cent for every time noir swears I would have 300 googols worth of dollars (1 with a hundred zeros)

[@KakeeA-l9r]

Mathematically, I would too

[@jaxfinity1913]

Isnt a googol the one with a billion zeros?

[@jcraft2805]

0:56 Bro wishes he could be at the procreation building.

[@kirbykraftgames]

12:28 *I'M BACK IN THE FUCKIN BUILDING AGAIN!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*

[@NewsofPE]

5:39 Dark Bramble moment

[@Luigipokerlover]

I literally spat my cola out laughing at 13:36 lmao

[@MrHexinTheDapperImp]

14:11 Snapcube reference 😭 /j

[@silverroseartvoiceactingmusic]

20:10 that variable indeed did help me. Ty again lol

[@Noir-_-Heart]

I gotchu!! :D

[@heartbeatguyman113]

I wasn't sure about this Noir guy until he brought up p5 god DAMN brother has immaculate taste

[@Noir-_-Heart]

YOU’RE SO REAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@ForrenDruidWolfMage]

5:40 Fish:"A meal? For me?" 🐟👉👈

[@celestia7855]

19:08 FELLOW PERSONA FAN SPOTTED ‼️

[@pocketskiekka]

Noir Heart is the son of Poofesure

[@nightcaller92]

I feel like perhaps an improvement to be made to Pipe Randomizer is to include an option to warp to the start of World 1 or something, means if you're hopelessly lost or actually softlocked you can find your way back to something easier to deal with

[@Noir-_-Heart]

There are multiple versions of this randomizer to be a specific seed, randomize every pipe upon entering level, etc. but the one I was playing involved the randomizer resetting every time I turn the game off lmao

[@nightcaller92]

Ahh, interesting, so you can have several different levels of chaos with the randomization. I guess the ultimate form of chaos would be "randomize every time you go through a pipe", but I'd guess that would be fairly boring (just find a pipe and keeping going back in until you find Bowser) and might lag the game to hell resetting the pipes so much lol

[@Noir-_-Heart]

i agree, it does sound extremely boring, not very entertaining either LOL

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

8:31 The superb worldmap (should be) softlock.

[@Ty-fs2nm]

Every time you got hit by something it seems it’s because you were reading the dang chat

[@agentblackbird9435]

5:39 is the highlight for me

[@logan1234]

the stream was so fun i'd love to see more of the randomizer

[@telco_]

1st time I played this mod, I took the 1st 1-1 pipe, landed in some world 7 level, took another pipe and landed at the final boss door

[@ClaireS-op8id]

The pure amount of bad luck this seed had 😂😂😂 Also, F in chat for Noir's sanity... several times

[@fatamusballamus6004]

5:39 five nights at 🐟🐟🐟

[@realityizlemons]

Dude yesssss I love getting an upload from you right as I'm about to eat dinner 5:39 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@newerboomerangmiaro7778]

You need to play this randomizer with the goal to beat every level.

[@KakeeA-l9r]

Noir went insane this vid

[@KakeeA-l9r]

Can u do some more super Mario Galaxy?

[@spootymaniacs]

14:10 ITS BEEN 17 DAYS, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE bob-ombs: please stop, ouch ouch

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

7:42 He just blocked that fire ball with a shield!

[@HarmonyIsDead]

14:30 it was not bowser 💔💔💔

[@Noir-_-Heart]

I’m so sorry 😭🙏

[@uiinpui]

Hi recommendation that was near perfectly timed

[@Noir-_-Heart]

Based!! 🖤

[@CoolModderJaydonX]

New Super Metroid Bros. Wii II: Return of Mario

[@Takingabreak-e2c]

Awesome nickname LMAO-

[@not_Megann]

Your literally my new favorite youtuber. Ty for existing (You motivated me to play NSMBW again lmao)

[@melodydied]

Running the new speedrun category called softlock percent

[@spottedoopla1972]

5:40 You know what that means… 🐟

[@Barack_Obama568]

Noir your my favorite nsmbwii KZbinr you deserve 1 million subscribers

[@KakeeA-l9r]

U mean 8 billion more? He could easily win the world

[@MelodicNoise23]

banger new intro

[@TheMediaLover]

Watching this video is making me feel sad for Noir

[@DarkSoulMastery]

8:26 It's because you completed the level with a secret exit while the dotted blocks are activated. The game is coded to beat the level the second time by going to the real exit after activating the red switch LOL

[@Noir-_-Heart]

That makes so much sense but that’s so dumb 😭

[@yokaibutler]

NEW NOIR HEART NSMBWII UPLOAD LETS GOOOOO

[@baldi_real_no_fake]

"game on, depression gone" you sure about that for yourself?

[@therookofficial]

Super Mario wii But every minut you teleport to a random level at a random area

[@SKßœñ2.8]

0:25 was that a fire emblem sound effect? ( I a fe fan )

[@Noir-_-Heart]

Based!!! I love Fire Emblem LOL it’s the sound effect used in awakening, fates, and heroes :D

[@SKßœñ2.8]

@@Noir-_-Heart RAHHHHHHHHH NOIR HEART, FIRE EMBLEM FAN CONFIRMED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Noir-_-Heart]

@@SKßœñ2.8 LOL

[@Leo-dd3wy]

This time it was game off depression on

[@LeoSmith-p2p]

23:30 What his fiancé said is what my mom would say to me and my sister 🤣

[@GTPvZGamers]

Keep it up, make more videos like this🍄

[@joec7217]

Real ones watched the full stream and this

[@CoolCarson09]

5:40 9:11 17:46 (22:55 kinda) (25:30 almost) bro got spawncamped

[@KentaTheGreat1]

Instead of "all roads lead to Rome" it's "all pipes lead to 1-1"

[@pepperedflakes7]

bro speedruns a pipe randomizer and gets mad when the pipes are randomized lol

[@FranciGitGud]

You had the corndog curse

[@LeoSmith-p2p]

YES MY FUDGE THE SPRING WAS HERE!!!

[@SienAppelsien]

NOT THE SONIC FANDUB REFERENCE STOPP it keeps finding me 😭😭😭

[@LeoSmith-p2p]

I like your new intro!

[@jaystir8588]

Bro is already at 15k awesome 🗣🔥

[@RandomFlyingParaBeetle]

I think the pipes are randomized, don’t no though 🤔

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

16:28 Ballistic Missile

[@Biggi19]

16:45 perfect job btw

[@Ty-fs2nm]

Hooray! I watched the stream live!

[@CalebBurke-ky8tx]

These videos are hilarious

[@actone4822]

One must imagine Mario happy

[@CaseyLabAnimations]

I got one where the first yellow pipe in 1-1 led directly to Bowser. shame I wasn't speedrunning that one

[@Rubennexe]

This is not a speedrun but a longrun

[@tzarg]

walkthrough ahh

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

17:05 I second this!

[@CelestialLunaGH]

You should bring back butternub :3

[@therealagfeild]

5:40 bro was waiting for you 🤣

[@CaseyLabAnimations]

I've had the same problem in 7-1. It led me to the bottom of the pit of 2-2.

[@CornflakesCats]

I cant believe that it soft locked you after like 3 hours of gameplay 😭

[@The_Unchosen_One-w3z]

SUPER MARIO BROS... WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav]

5:40 FISH🐟

[@ogeodedenaturae1243]

To be fair, the "tried" in the title should have been the one capitalized

[@broughtbridge24]

Bro learned a new word

[@Noir-_-Heart]

?

[@raytfj42]

No Cheep Chomps and pipes. I'm gonna KMS.

[@rydogjkjr3325]

Nsmbw but mario forgets where he is going