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[@IAmChadBroseph]

I’m a single man in his late 20s. No idea why this was recommended to me. That being said I’ve got to respect that someone is passionate enough to have a whole fucking wall of nail polish and a business. Keep on keeping on.

[@elizabethcrossley6853]

Lol... welcome to the simplynailogical rabbit hole... she has like 4 channels....

[@ReadObituaries]

Oh, it’s not even a business. She doesn’t like own a nail salon or anything. This is just a hobby for her lol she works a day job xD

[@cinnamon_coco14]

PiercedBitxh Aila Well technically she has Holo Taco and stuff now

[@superweeniehutjnrs]

@@ReadObituaries I mean its definitely a business, she's said in prior videos KZbin makes her more money than her day job, and HoloTaco is her own nail polish brand she created

[@getitherething.2653]

What a cool comment

[@nicole-yi9bm]

WHEN CRISTINE REALIZED WHAT SHE WAS DOING WITH THE NAIL DUST COLLECTOR I DIED LMAO

[@badkid5557]

Her face 😂😂😂 she stopped immediately

[@TeiChann]

And that's not even how it's meant to be used lol. We have a set up like that where I work because it's very dusty. You're supposed to have the suction on while you're filing/doing whatever you're doing to make dust so that you don't have to breathe it in lol

[@abbeysimmons8751]

complete joy immediately turned to complete horror

[@tacobella3666]

I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD

[@cookiecat4237]

I also noticed that, I was laughing like nuts XD

[@hayvynsmith5455]

“The polish isnt. yellow “ Me: isn’t the inside of a banana like the part you eat that color ?💀

[@athenapoe3377]

That's exactly what I thought!

[@its.smarieee]

Thats what i was sayiinnng

[@Niya.B649]

Exactly lool

[@realCharlieBlue]

That’s triggering me EVERYTIME I watch this video xD

[@kyokor6307]

My thought too.

[@Mardjolaine]

Cristine: "I mean, what can you expect for 15 bucks" Also Cristine: Almost everything holotaco sells is under 15 dollars :) Conslusion: You can expect the best, and nothing but the best, for 15 dollars :)

[@SoybeanInTheMilk]

Marjolein van de Laar It’s the difference of buying a menchie clone for 15 bucks and buying Starbucks tea for 15 bucks. One is expected to have low quality while the other is expected to be of high quality

[@jasminedoan543]

this logic doesn’t make any sense lol

[@amberblunt4179]

I dunno, it costs me £29.99 to get Holo Taco shipped to the UK as well as the cost of the nail polish :( worth it though

[@kayls9945]

U can get 7 polishes for $91 on holo taco, but it is worth it, the polishes are thick, normally only need one coat and are brilliant quality

[@Ana-sh5ps]

@@kayls9945 I just wish it wasn’t so expensive to ship to mexico

[@alyssabond6961]

The woman who does my nails, mixed her own colors out of colors she has to make exactly the shade you want, so I bet that shaker would be good for her. Lmao.

[@hilaryjade]

thats how nails salons are in South Korea

[@olivia-me8lv]

Oh wow like bite beauty but for nails

[@sunhopii8534]

j mont well I'm coming South Korea!

[@missimperfectlyfine7]

It’s like Orly custom nail polish!

[@BeccaBender37]

I do the same and it's honestly not too bad to just shake/roll it

[@addisonmccormick5126]

on the vacuum thing it said “size: white”😂

[@idontreallyknow7550]

Addison Mccormick glad I’m not the only one who noticed lol

[@gingkobilobae]

Me @ starbucks: can i get a pink drink in the size white

[@singingofsilver]

HA 😂

[@lily2833]

khrystal z I’ll sub to u ❤️

[@idontwanttosigninever1807]

Statistically size white is a bit smaller than size black. But individual differences cause a lot of variation.

[@jennym8204]

I'm not sure about the cheap one you bought, but a nail polish shaker might help someone who has a disability, chronic illness, wrist issues, etc.

[@sinemakkoc2752]

Omg yes, that’s truee

[@DrippingWithStarlight]

Exactly what I was thinking, I have chronic pain and motions like that can reeeeeeally hurt

[@Hippyhop888]

But would they be able to strip the nail polish in? Cause in that case I agree

[@BeccaBender37]

but would those same people even be able to paint their nails alone?

[@jennym8204]

@@BeccaBender37 Yes, or they wouldn't have purchased it. The problem may be the speed of movement for shaking. It may be a matter of using the least energy possible so the person had enough energy to finish. It could be that they have other tools foe painting their nails like a prop to put their arm at a better angle and maybe the bottle holders so they don't need to make that extra motion. Everybody has different abilities and a lot od items may help one person but not another. E.g., I need an electronic wine opener but still can lift the wine glass to my lips.

[@lahnaflore2621]

"Quality control is important". Jaclyn left the room.

[@blueribenaberry]

What do you mean? Stuff GROWING OUT OF A PRODUCT as a result of “white fuzzy gloves” (oh no sorry, it was “fluffy towels used to *clean the mixing drums”)* is a level of quality Cristine only wishes HoloTaco had! 🤣🤣

[@blueberriesarepurple4386]

@@blueribenaberry huh-

[@idellekhoo9459]

@@blueberriesarepurple4386 pretty sure she was joking haha

[@morticiaaddamz1]

Shots fired 😂

[@nessie410]

I would say that the “banana” one looks more like the actual fruit, not its peel.

[@channaleif]

That's what I was thinking too!

[@hln573]

@@channaleif me too 😛

[@ohkaynoxi9689]

Seriously lol 😂

[@ellacleland1727]

That’s so true though

[@annelarouche3536]

Thats what i was about to comment lol

[@hollyxox6177]

Cristine: iT’s LiKe A sLiNkY *realises what she’s doing* Oh My GoD

[@o.o4242]

Omg her face tho

[@gutphoria]

i would like this but the amount of likes at the moment is 666 so i'll refrain for now

[@samanthajester3312]

IKR

[@davanrivers5323]

then the next line is "first I gotta get naked"

[@jawanshalata]

*(g)-idle has entered the chat*

[@abigailwallace8808]

the shaker seems like it would be pretty helpful for disabled people

[@apollograyling-hastur3995]

Got one for my grandma and she loved using it, she was happy that she was still able to do her own nails

[@Fleabagsss]

@@apollograyling-hastur3995 that’s so wholesome

[@jadexoxo5664]

@@apollograyling-hastur3995 Aww, lovely. 🥰

[@user-qd6rm4xh7b]

@@Fleabagssson last

[@naiyataylor8203]

Her: "It's prob delayed cause corona." Also her: "Little did I know" OH HONEY LITTLE TF DID U KNOW.

[@xcameycookiex7241]

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW

[@EmoCosplayer16]

me seeing cristine apply multiple coats of the glittery green: why no dab dab dab to make your nail look fab? ;-;

[@ashleymorgan2199]

Thats WHAT I WAS SAYING

[@pastel_frog5809]

IKR that's what I was thinking!

[@hannahdorgelo3643]

Ita-chan Osborne-Panduh I WAS UPSET THERE WAS NONE OF THAT. I was excepting her to say we need a makeup sponge. ;(

[@mastercarpenter870]

Yes that’s what I was thinking.

[@_Https.maddie]

I want a refund on the money I didn’t pay

[@ZombiieLoveQuadCreations]

I think the shaker would be for someone like me! I am quadriplegic from a neurological disorder and I do my own nails, but shaking the polish is something I can’t do myself. I have my husband or kids do it for me.

[@casperjackson7360]

The shaker thing is good for accessibility for disabled folks or even just folks with arthritis 👍

[@KrakenEggs]

The “bananas for you” polish is really just the color of the inside of bananas

[@Jupichan]

Yes! It's banana flesh!

[@confettidog365]

Society needs to understand this!

[@cooperolm9687]

The inside of a banana is definitely more yellow toned, while this polish is more of a cream/extremely pale brown.

[@BelieveInMyDaydreams]

I was thinking the same. I think people think the inside of bananas are way more yellow than they actually are.

[@Jupichan]

The hell kinda bananas you eating? I've never seen one that's yellow on the inside.

[@blank1161]

even with bad products, her nails still look better than mine.

[@cheese810]

l o t t i e Berry trwu

[@ermteaspeaks7559]

Ikr

[@DivineBurns.]

Exactly 😂

[@christachilds5578]

Same

[@luizamatos7365]

Same

[@vans0nhead220]

i’ll say i’m fairly impressed with the orange sally hansen. in my experience, it’s really hard to get an opaque pumpkin orange

[@emilyvalcourt6222]

You should do a nail polish purge of all the ones that are too old, sticky and gloopy you know

[@ACWells13]

if you add thinner you can revive nail polishes that are old sticky and gloopy :) No need to ever purge polishes

[@maxiberri]

Cristine: “I’m just gonna go ahead and skip the base coat” WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS CRISTINE OMG

[@astrida111]

So what? We already waited less that a month for this video, if a person doesn't want to wait till the product comes, it doesn't mean it's a tragedy. Yes, I know this is a joke, but I thought jokes were supposed to be funny

[@mcrosemasters3060]

@@astrida111 you must be a blast at parties lol

[@astrida111]

@@mcrosemasters3060 sure xdd

[@ethanb6479]

That's not cristine. Its christine with an h

[@buzzkillroza499]

Sing with me! Milky banana, no! Milky banana nooo! Milky ba-nana. No. (Dirty Diana style in case you didn't get it 😂 )

[@katherinerinck3722]

Re: the nail polish shaker: I have a condition that causes muscle weakness, and I find that shaking nail polishes fatigues my arm muscles very quickly, to the point where I can't do it properly. I'm thinking that could be a potential market for that item.

[@yukkikatsuki3341]

same I was thinking about that I have a chronic pain disorder which is worsened by intense or prolonged use of muscles so I can see the benefit in that product

[@pepperonicici]

May your pain days be few and weak in your life ❤️✨ I hope you can get products like this to support you if you need it. Chronic pain fucking sucks

[@SkillmanStudios]

Agreed wow

[@triciawoy]

Try rolling the polish bottle between your hands. It's not as strenuous and some nail techs say it actually mixes the polish better. 💖 I have a bunch of nerve and muscle damage in by shoulder neck and back and shaking also kills my chronic pain areas. 💖💖

[@rhyesse]

@@pepperonicici Amen. Especially when it's in my cheek. And because it's been there since I was born, it weakens my pain receptors in the rest of my body because I'm so used to the pain.

[@katiewalter1813]

Just a thought: someone with chronic pain in their hand/wrist/arm might find the polish shaker useful!

[@gachaag7164]

The banana one actually was the color if bananas, just the inside if them.

[@MarieThereseStClair-dn7xj]

*Petition to bring back what’s on my other hand*

[@jameswilliams2985]

I am joining

[@rubyruby1043]

Yes

[@emmacamper5665]

YES

[@luvariaa]

i have signed 🖐😤

[@MarieThereseStClair-dn7xj]

Thank all for your services 🙏

[@banginyum8986]

Everyone: iT iS nOt ThE cOlOr Of BaNaNaS! Me: What if it’s..... the inside of the banana? Edit: No hate to Cristine tho luv u ❤️

[@hollyl5574]

Eve O’Sullivan that’s what I was thinking!

[@lejlaposkovic9900]

Literally what I was thinking. Thank you!!

[@00Montse00]

Thanks thanks💜 u are sooooo right 🍌

[@trollaxine]

This comment needs to be upvoted more

[@oliviav.9836]

I went to the comments hoping to see this comment I'm so glad I'm not crazy

[@jorgelalo1070]

Cristine: its hard to get a pink creme one coat Also Cristine: *comes out with what do you pink*

[@jerikatz8570]

As someone who worked at a local beauty supply store for five years, you don’t want to know how many bottles of nail polish I’ve had to shake by hand

[@bulbrossow9172]

Cristine after cleaning up dust: It’s unnecessary Also Cristine after cleaning up cat hair with same machine: 15 dollars well spent

[@yaxofossiad]

The nail Polish shaker could actually be really beneficial to someone who's disabled! You can still have the ability to paint without the ability to shake! I have bad wrists so I roll mine!

[@NothingIsLittle]

I came down here to say the same thing! A lot of the seemingly useless products are actually designed for those who are disabled.

[@jessicafarewell5429]

That’s what you should be doing anyway :) shaking creates bubbles and if you don’t want to wait 30-60 minutes to use it (for the bubbles to pop) you’re better off rolling it 👌

[@InvisibleRen]

I buy polishes that don't separate. .-. Am I doing something wrong?

[@yaxofossiad]

@@InvisibleRen I have some that are years old. Like, 8+ even your highest quality ones are going to at that point. Lol

[@yaxofossiad]

@@jessicafarewell5429 you're correct! Some just won't blend and need to be shook though. Especially older ones

[@kaihader5937]

9:06 the way she said "beeenn" is like a cat meow it was cute

[@sgehheiwwiwhvebdjdudh]

I love how I could see the holo toco nail file and never noticed

[@LaPetiteMorteRisin]

The “bananas for you” color matches the edible flesh of a banana. It’s accurate.

[@mayaxoxo5202]

RayRay Risin I came to the comments just to see if anyone noticed that lol

[@xiomeriathemermaid7852]

Maya Xoxo same

[@WizKhalia13]

*E d i b l e f l e s h*

[@lunamoone5231]

Same

[@alexandriaoneal2533]

I was coming to say the same thing lol

[@nataliaphillips9818]

I want her to do a “I try fake Holo Taco” video! *edit* I am NOT talking about fake holo make up I know that there was some confusion in the comments!

[@ximenagonzalez7165]

If she finds a fake Holo Taco and doesn’t chuck it I don’t know what’s real anymore

[@missylissyb]

That's actually a smart idea😭😂

[@jaymeeleighjx1x]

There isnt any yet

[@MrJacob50]

I think She had an allergic reaction to fake holo once.

[@ximenagonzalez7165]

Jacob I Matias she had a reaction to a fake holo highlighter

[@KeilyShhh]

This may sound a bit sappy but when my dad was diagnosed with cancer, it was rough and your videos were the only thing that could make me laugh out loud. I'm sure you won't see this but if you do, I love your videos and thanks for making them!!!! :)

[@koalamochi3729]

I'm so sorry about your dad. I hope you're doing alright. You seem so sweet and you deserve all the happiness and laughter in the world ❤️

[@katherinewilson1444]

"what are you talking about Katherine" I don't know what am I talking about "Katherine got a bad batch" damn right I did!

[@Man-ej6uv]

WaIt

[@hashtagmoniz]

When Ben said that he wants Cristine to spend her money and enjoy her earnings I don’t think this is what he had in mind (auto correct is horrible, sorry Cristine!!)

[@seofra8252]

He knew. This is probably exactly what he expected.

[@Molly-vo2nx]

Lol

[@Leanne_w]

Cristine*

[@hashtagmoniz]

Leanne holy shit that was auto correct I swear I could never disrespect her like that on purpose 😭

[@foa2301]

You're right!! She's spending her money and enjoying it!! Ben's just jealous

[@rachelreddington4282]

Why is no one talking about how she didn’t watermark her video???

[@o.o4242]

I know maybe she forgot?

[@mjy4172]

@@o.o4242 in the video where she painted bens nails while he was asleep, she didn't do that either. She is probably at the point where she doesn't need it anymore.

[@madvstom100]

She hasn’t done it in over a month

[@Farmsparkles]

Didn’t do peel porn either

[@stephaniemarie2897]

Noticed how she’s acting off? She’s not as energetic I’m like is this the same Christine?

[@Amir-hy4mi]

The nail polish shaker looks like the fib finder. YOUR BROTHER!! 😂😂

[@ashrules2725]

When you realize that at 3:22 the music sounds like that track from club penguin Ice Fishing 👌

[@Nadia-dn3xw]

I used to be a caregiver, and one patient in particular, who was disabled, loved doing her nails. She could paint them herself but she would get winded when she had to shake the bottles, so she’d ask me to do it for her during our appointments. I can see how the product that shakes polish for you could be very helpful for someone with a phisical condition limiting them to do things like that without using a lot of their energy up. Just thought I’d throw it out there 🤷‍♀️👏

[@supernovacanes]

Most products that seem to be marketed towards lazy or time-saving people are actually made for disabled people (like how snuggies are made for wheelchair-users and things that shake are generally made for people with low coordination or muscle control)

[@LivingwithKi]

If she doesn’t release pastel banana color called “Banana Ben” I’ll be sad🙃 even a banana peel yellow would be okay lol😂

[@katlusamv2436]

Or Bananas for Ben.

[@parryyotter]

Or Benana because that’s the pun

[@princesssapea504]

Banana Beyn 😉

[@summerlilyx5478]

@@princesssapea504 And it holo pastel yellow!

[@makayla2104]

Benana. 🍌

[@jennavadnais5394]

We use the shaker at the lash studio I work at. You have to shake the lash glue for 2 straight minutes so the shaker comes in handy!

[@jessicamattes4208]

Cris: *references the robot video* Me: oh yeah, I remember that Me: *rewatches that video* *realizes that was 4 years ago* Me: wait, have I been watching Cristine for 4 years?

[@MariOfTheValley]

Everyone: THIS IS AWFUL DON'T BUY! Cristine, on nearly every product: Idk maybe I just got lucky 'cause it works fine for me

[@MatthewMilton]

Should I quit youtube my friends make fun of me for it

[@minorisgirl]

Matt Milton keep doing it. Explain you like it, if they don’t stop, drop them. They aren’t good friends.

[@sunniethesimp5674]

*_ah yes, the ground here is made out of ground._*

[@pandorasbox1877]

I SEE YOU ON NEARLY ALL COMMENT SECTIONS HOW?? I’m both impressed and confused lol

[@sixfeetapart58]

Vanilla 😂

[@bellasmith8073]

Is it 1am in the morning for anyone else 😂😅

[@CarmenRodriguez-wm7pd]

Yasss a my hero academia fan hi jirou

[@bigboy-mn9en]

Common knowledge! 😱

[@thebrattybiographyofpretty4809]

It’s 2:30am I’m 14 depressed and suicidal I have insomnia and somehow they only thin that’s bringing me happiness is a simplynailogical binge ... wow

[@UrgesToChange]

Same tho

[@missScarlatine]

Hope you are doing better

[@shiminshamim8359]

Cristine: Dyson who? Me: *immediately gets a Dyson ad* Me: we're being watched 👁👁

[@sleeplessviolet]

its somewhat comforting to know that even cristine accidentally messes up her nail polish before its dry

[@tamarakarlas1]

gemma KZbin celebs, they’re just like us

[@UsernamesForDummies]

Lol! Just after it said “10 minutes later (Christine was cleaning her trousers), an ad by Nivea came on, showing a bare thigh. In the first second I thought Christine had vacuumed her trousers away. 🤣

[@manvithavalluri1589]

*Cristine without a h

[@nattyism]

wheeze

[@jaymeeleighjx1x]

Mine was by Exante...a diet company

[@Nikolais_sanity]

I also got an ad after it said “10 minutes later” XD

[@unknownherrscher]

same but it showed cereal instead 😂

[@Bettertobebloody]

I love writing reviews on Amazon tbh. When I get something I use it for a bit, write a review. Cause I read the reviews and it can definitely influence me if I buy it or not. So when I buy one and review it I always hope that my review can help tip someone’s scale or not.

[@confusednezuko-chan]

Ben: 9:16 "Okay *KAREN* " BEN ROASTEDDD

[@abyschaaf6985]

Her: *Shows beautiful nails* Says nails are looking rough Me: *looks down at my bitten and pitted nails and torn cuticles* Looks fine to me

[@dasiypotterhead3217]

ConvincingMallard12 meeee!

[@arbrinks4603]

Her nails put mine to shame 😞👊

[@kellyboo8650]

Sameee

[@lazy_mcha7563]

ConvincingMallard12 ma to relatable:100%

[@Gootinprkl]

Sameeee

[@quinshelton2295]

I love that she's not too harsh on the products she hates and she gives them a fair chance wow

[@zoeskarlidis8134]

Yeah she's still fair, even if in her eyes her nail polish is better, which is the same in my eyes!

[@taylajane6437]

Yeah wow I wish I could do that with my step kids.

[@nashyairaazzahra1002]

yess

[@kateapple1]

Quin Shelton lol she’s Canadian

[@bakingwithbella3150]

@@kateapple1 lmao

[@mooon1628]

I love when Ben talks about memes and Christine just doesn't know what's going on at all lol

[@McHaneyVideoShare]

I love the first shade of green, I personally think it’s beautiful 😍!!

[@nushuuwu]

Cristine: Amazon Prime nail polish delivers and dries within 24hrs Amazon: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@sangwoosashes6019]

Nushu Charles the French;)

[@nushuuwu]

@@sangwoosashes6019 Quoi? 😂

[@liyanaaaa]

Nushu j’adore trouver des francophones par hasard 😂👌🏽

[@nushuuwu]

@@liyanaaaa 😂 Oh désolé, je ne suis que étudiante de Français

[@Alexx-ke8be]

Is no one commenting about how expensive these dumb products are?!

[@izabel571]

I was just thinking about that, way too much for me

[@sometimessnarky1642]

My question is why did the review say the unicorn polish cost $10 and she paid $40. Is the markup to Canadian money that much?

[@keyra2288]

ya it’s just canadian stuff

[@elencrouch116]

The unicorn one i bought in the uk for my friend for like £3

[@itscomplicatedvery]

Everything on Canada is expensive. We just get used to it

[@miabacigalupi7588]

That corona joke is even more relevant as time goes on 😭🥴

[@coleavakennedy8211]

Hahaha, your "Woooooow" when something is so underwhelming just makes me laugh so much hahha. When you put that unicorn polish on hahah.

[@mollypond6307]

As a nail tech who’s actually strained a muscle in my arm from shaking gel polishes during a bulk swatching session, I would gladly pay for somebody to shake the bottles for me 😄

[@AnnikaScully]

worth noting - i have chronic pain and shaking nail polish WOULD feel like hellfire so it's probably made for people like me, like a lot of these "infomercial products" are

[@elleeedman1808]

That’s what I was thinking. I remember watching a video where a women tried out a lot of those one purpose cooking tools and she said a lot of them are pointless or like why would you spend money on that but someone pointed out in the comments that for people who have disabilities they are very helpful. So I try to keep that in mind now. 40 dollars is a lot though it should be 20

[@AnnikaScully]

@@elleeedman1808 yeah, i wouldn't buy it, i don't paint my nails often (because the same thing that makes nail polish shaking hard makes nail polish painting hard), but it's useful for people who do!

[@aspenlawrence835]

Yep same! I dont wear nail polish but if I did, shaking bottles would be hell for my fatigue. $40 is super steep though 😮

[@user-ph1dm4hg5v]

You should actually roll the polish between your hands to prevent air bubbles. Does that hurt too?

[@AnnikaScully]

@@user-ph1dm4hg5v it'd def hurt - any kind of repeated motion is painful for me

[@zuzaaa-li6vo]

Yo guys, she spends so much money to test out things for you 🥺 please appreciate this amazing woman 🥺🥺🥺

[@dominicscuriosity]

Can we talk about how the nail vacuums are $85 now😂

[@iBackTheBlue]

The “bananas for you” seems like the color of the inside of a banana rather than the peel. However, camera lighting could make it look different for us.

[@kandr2118]

That is what I was thinking too!

[@spotifynation784]

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[@CheezeItzOrBeatIt]

You literally read my mind lol 😆

[@crawfordgray6151]

Spotify Nation what

[@iBackTheBlue]

Crawfrick Thicc Pretty sure it’s just a scam. Ignore it and report it. Lol

[@jwmtlmb]

I’m assuming the ‘bananas for you’ polish wasn’t meant to look like the yellow banana peel but rather the white banana fruit (?), banana flesh (?)

[@chels5728]

agreed, it looks exactly like banana flesh hahaha

[@caperclaw]

That's what I was thinking too. Definitely the same color as banana baby food.

[@Okojscreech]

"flesh" hahaha

[@nollypolly1869]

Isn't that meat though? The skin being flesh? I am so confuse...

[@harlequinsnap]

@@nollypolly1869 skin is skin, flesh is the same as meat (kinda)

[@TimeQCelledor]

I'm not a big nail polish consumer... never had a manicure. But I am thoroughly impressed with your videos and business. Massive respect and admiration for your hustle!

[@brewin7992]

You guys have done such a good job with quality control and costumer feedback, my base coat wasn't lasting very well and i asked if there was anything i should try different and they sent me a new one and it works perfect, my nails last beautifully no chips until its so grown out i have to remove it.

[@OrangeCat_Roo]

The bright orange should be called “Home deopt orange”

[@charlottenicoll4006]

Holo depo

[@kokichiouma1831]

* home depo music intensifies *

[@Yeoubi_on_Mars]

For all of you who can’t spell it’s *Home Depot* look it up if you don’t believe me lmao

[@colorbar.s]

@@Yeoubi_on_Mars "look it up if you don't believe me" lmao what? you're acting like it's some groundbreaking unbelievable fact no one knows

[@meowrchl97]

Depot?

[@ashvinir2014]

The alternate name for this video... “ Cristine wastes all of her money for stuff with bad reviews and a unicorn which may have no horn”

[@zmaye33]

*Cristine

[@elyseparker5333]

And at that point, it's just a horse!

[@meow_weow6191]

Was looking for this, glad I'm not the only one thinking why is she wasting her money like this😖 really hope she returns most of these (and other things she ended up disliking that she ordered off Amazon and made videos of).

[@leahmarie821]

in my experience with Amazon, you not only have to read the top and bottom rated reviews, you have to look at when most of them were written, it can show if a product had a bad batch and have improved over time, or if a company has gone to shit.

[@parkermell]

Simply: “In shade of banana..” *me, who was eating a banana well watching this* : 👁👅👁 🍌

[@shweeleigh1616]

The nail dust collector is to be used under the desk, that's why theres an insert to put inside your desk so when you are filing your clients nails it just sucks up the dust from underneath while you file. It seems that you would have to cut a hole in your desk which is dumb...lol.

[@katelynb1665]

Ashleigh Latham I actually went to a salon that had a hole in the desk with the vacuum, but they kept it covered with like, a placemat kind of thing, and I thought the vacuum hole was the coolest thing ever... 😂

[@victoriabratsos5145]

All of the nail salons I've been to have a vacuum hole in the middle of the desk.

[@boreddreamland4550]

You can also use it without cutting a hole in the desk xD I know a japanese Nail salon using it just like this.

[@TOPslady]

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[@brie3902]

Cristine “It’s good for someone who has to shake nail polish all day” Me: iT’s NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe

[@spotifynation784]

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[@torquess454]

Love those Greenie treats, I got ours off Amazon too and miss thang loves them ♥️ personally though, I prefer just brushing my teeth. I leave honest reviews on everything I buy, and that’s a lot.

[@katstorm13]

I have a hack for polish where glitter and flakes just hang out at the bottom, even after shaking. Get a good magnet, the ones that come with magnetic polish are great but any stronger magnet will work. "Grab" the mixing ball with the magnet and pull it up the side of the bottle. This can help loosen glitter etc stuck on the bottom.

[@Littlesumo18]

I personally think the green, pink and "yellow" look really nice together. Kinda got an 80s vibe to it. Also made me think of ice cream ^^

[@malyhakhakwani5388]

Exactly

[@arcynicancer]

..... And now I want ice cream

[@Kbaby8.9]

They made me think of Easter eggs

[@XSemperIdem5]

I'm pretty sure I've seen one of those old windbreaker jackets with those colors 🤔😂

[@janamallory1957]

SAME!!!!🍦

[@mdellapi8735]

As someone who's indecisive and loves every Holo Taco polish, I'd love a Holo Taco mystery box so I dont have to pick 😂

[@liviajohnson4918]

@David Ortiz what?

[@madeleine5137]

M Bailey or just get them all

[@liviajohnson4918]

@David Ortiz I just didnt understand what that meant? I didnt know what your comment was saying? I'm confused by what that meant? Sorry I dont understand butchered english. Doubt you can make me mad though, but idk about you because you seemed to get very heated very fast lmao

[@MK1vids]

@@liviajohnson4918 he literally told on himself...please don't waste your time ):

[@liviajohnson4918]

@David Ortiz I could definitely be categorized as a minority in many ways buckaroo

[@KellieCW69]

I like the shaking machine for glitter polishes that oil settles on the top. Works well for those :)

[@mrsanonymousflower8491]

You made me forget about my problems for a little bit thank you simplynailogical your are literary utter sunshine 🌞 💛

[@anushkasinghrollnumber1417]

The face of epiphany she made while moving that tube up and down 😂😂😂

[@PrincessElisa8]

My face part!! 😂😂😂

[@RavenSuperstition]

"the hope is that you quality control and don't sell it to customers" ...Jacklyn Hill has left the chat

[@roxannecox7861]

🤣🤣🤣 You win the internet today.

[@MrCool-lb2gb]

🤣

[@Agmolly]

Lol 😄 I need Christine to talk about Jaclyn Hill on the podcast! Even if she doesn’t even mention her name. If she has, I totally missed it!

[@Creppycookies]

RavenSuperstition 😂😂😂😂

[@Creppycookies]

RavenSuperstition 😂😂😂😂

[@mmq4017]

I feel like, menchie is a *extrovert* And zyler is a *introvert*

[@LieutenantSheep]

Wut. I was thinking that! We rarely see their eldest son but menchie is like a cute teen girl on tiktok who’s always happy to be on camera. Zyler’s the producer behind the scenes

[@lucymatilda2599]

Wut. Zyler just doesn’t give a shit😂

[@arihargreeves378]

that would explain like every video with the cats in it🤣

[@RR-yb7tz]

Actually you’d be surprised. In her video where she takes her cats out for a walk, zyler loves it while menchie Hayes it

[@snoodledumpling4486]

I always thought that Zyler was a disaffected (potentially nihilistic) Québécois. This can read as introversion to many.

[@mnemosynechun6632]

Mixing your own nail polish/ toppers by adding pigments/holo/glitter in the suspension base requires a lot of shaking especially when loading glitters in large amount, the shaker is pretty helpful in this case.

[@sadlyemma9150]

i love your videos so much for me to watch your videos for 2 hours straight syas a lot

[@felixmendelssohn206]

Cristine: “it’s like a slinky!” Me: ummm... that’s no slinky

[@LessThanThree76]

Felix Mendelssohn Now we know what Ben calls his... ehum... member. lol

[@mire4908]

@@paulaaguirre4855 he is died

[@ivy5614]

Felix Mendelssohn who are you

[@laneadams1303]

Ben has a very happy slinky

[@TheBabe6300]

😏

[@kaydence19743]

Notice how the first product sais ‘SiZE: wHiTe’.

[@cottoncandyskiesuwu6930]

2:57 puse to see it😂

[@xjjuliaa]

Lol I noticed after seeing this comment

[@riceball6772]

Kaydence Giem notice how you said “sais”

[@xjjuliaa]

riceball I didn't even notice that

[@ohlievherarango4397]

Where? I dont see it

[@katedespirito532]

Christine: sucking up cat hair Transition: 10 minutes later Then add... Yeah my hiney my clean, oh yeah I’m Charmin clean, that’s how l know I’m clean

[@ACWells13]

That ad is hilarious and creepy :D

[@romainelettuce6383]

After it said 10 minutes later, I got an add for an actual vacuum.

[@ljshaw8516]

Holo Taco is the best brillant, sparkle-filled, ever! I saw someone at the store wearing it and wa la it was your product. Hence been hooked ever since.

[@VampyricDeth]

The bottle shaker could be great for people with EDS or other disabilities. A lot of the time if things are being sold that make abled people think "what's the point?" It's frequently not for you. It's for people with disabilities. I love your content Cristine, just wanted to explain that this might be the reason that product was made. ^^

[@Abigail13255]

Eryn1321 yeah it frustrates me to see people go "this is useless lol who needs this?" Like it's not hard to think of disabled people

[@clarytaylor8582]

ayy EDS gang. i agree that’d be helpful for anyone with joint issues and pain.

[@BabyDuckNinjas]

I was looking for this comment!

[@PlaylistMadness]

I bought one because it's easier on my wrists and if I have to add thinner too I'd be shaking until forever. Also, for able bodied people: the shaker doesn't cause bubbles in your polish whereas normal shaking does.

[@thedisastergirl2899]

Very true! My wrists are terrible, and doing things like shaking nail polish bottles can dislocate my wrists, which is never fun, especially when you drop the bottle and it breaks.

[@grace5247]

“it’s like a slinky” stops to rethink life😭

[@leticiamontoya227]

grace xo bahahahaha! *thinks inappropriate thoughts.

[@inspiredby624]

I think she just realized what that hand motion looked like ;)

[@shamaliperera78]

I think she thought about something else

[@hahaoml2812]

Ahaa she was thinking sumn else

[@gracek2447]

Looks up Holo toco on amazon: Gets actual holo toco .....I can’t anymore 😂

[@dorisbain9281]

My husband has the shaker put he used it for regular paints because he does crafts and he paints things and it work great for that . He loves it .

[@Itsgonnabeok1325]

Menchi: seriously, it was really loud and shaky. It was scary. -a few minutes later- Zyler: Dude, I just checked. There is nothing loud and shaky. I think you’re seeing things. -Menchi goes back on table- Menchi: Its not shaking. Christine WTH?

[@RedaFox1]

Who's Christine?

[@chuukensoop]

Who tf is Christine??!!

[@nebbyboo]

Celtic Viking lol I didn’t even realize that subplot 😂 I went back to rewatch it 😂😂😂

[@jjmandynomite]

@@chuukensoop wow you guys are so original -_-

[@charliestow4134]

Who is this christine you speak of

[@samsam-ft2xl]

Who else during the intro sometimes pauses it continuously to see all the words 😂

[@avaa4527]

Me

[@galacticramen8032]

Me

[@ImLilyBlue]

Meh

[@DannyTVoriginal]

Who doesn't?

[@stevieschillens]

DannyTV yeah I don’t think *ANYONE* doesn’t haha 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@yari3589]

I love watching these vids and spotting things that are from holo taco before they were released like the nail file and toppers😂

[@meghanhenderson8417]

I love Look at you Pinkachu! The formula is totally off but the colour is amazing. It’s definitely not easy to work with.

[@samanthastokes3897]

The shaker would be nice for people with bad arthritis.

[@user-ph1dm4hg5v]

Alexander Olsen rolling the polish between your hands is better, it prevents air bubbles and it probably won’t hurt as bad

[@samanthastokes3897]

@@user-ph1dm4hg5v for me with my arthritis, most days I can't move the joints in my hands at all without sharp pains.

[@user-ph1dm4hg5v]

Alexander Olsen well this device would be great for you then

[@sandrastreifel6452]

Or for gel polish. That does need lots of shaking, if it sits on the shelf for any length of time.

[@TayAremoni]

Why would you paint your own nails if you have arthritis

[@williambritigan3180]

Cristine: “my nails are looking a little raw. they need a vacation.” Me: “yeah because Ben never deserves a vacation!”

[@sreenivasseella5488]

Wut

[@confettidog365]

God_Hitesh vox Ben wants a vacation and Cristine doesn’t really let him ever have a vacation. So when she says that her nails deserve a vacation Mellow was commenting on how Cristine let’s her nails get a vacation and not beyn

[@unknownsauce69]

My mind went dirty like straight to the gutter

[@feedswagpeppa3976]

BEN DESERVES A VACATION too!!😂

[@feedswagpeppa3976]

Burning Embers what do you mean ?

[@sarahcopeland777]

Me when she is shaking the nail polish "bring sally up..bring sally down" 😂😂

[@mxvickispeak]

I have seen this video before. The best part about watching it this time ,was at the point where it said "Dyson who? " an ad popped up. It was for a Dyson hair straightener, LOL.