I Tried To Kill Everyone in Hitman. At The Same Time.

[@RTGame]

This is one of the best videos I've ever made. I'm so proud of it and I hope everyone enjoys the psychotic highlights. Vino Humano.

[@abner214]

U better heart this or else......

[@sivertmyhrvold1551]

@@abner214 no

[@Dorfuto]

Death is invulnerable.

[@beachd34th]

This is also the first stream I watched all the way through Ü it was really good

[@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991]

Congratulations oh the game butcher this is your thing now

[@SaadTheGlad]

“Clown hosts party for town, Nobody comes. Nobody survives”

[@corb805]

@@georgy2596 the clown was the one who didn't survive :/

[@himedo1512]

Almost everyone survived

[@cupwasneverhere]

John wayne gacy: intense sweating

[@privatelast8724]

There’s a reason why this game doesn’t have any children in it

[@calebmurray4438]

At least the people get a comforting hug from one another as their death approaches

[@williamfalls]

Duh. Skyrim taught us kids have immortality.

[@chamodsamarasinghe1638]

@@ChadKakashi Hold up.

[@loveloveaii]

Have you ever heard of coin locker baby? Now we have meat locker baby! :D

[@betasqaud]

Imagine how good that would be tho lol

[@Devalius]

RT may have just created a new Speedrunning category called “MeatLocker%.”

[@pozzsicle]

Someone make this an actual thing

[@nameredacted9005]

Yes I need MeatLocker%

[@JJluvzgoats]

If you like this than definitely watch bedbananas hitman videos he does what rt did but more cinematic

[@oyohoyoh373]

@@JJluvzgoats if only he uploaded more often =(

[@JJluvzgoats]

@@oyohoyoh373 yeah :(

[@magicoA]

"Looks like we have a population problem in Sapienza" "...send in the clown"

[@danielvulpis432]

My favorite song

[@mxri2019]

2010 all over again

[@koenvandamme6901]

"Sir, we can't..." "WHY NOT DAMNIT?!" "Because...♪ he's already theeeeere ♪"

[@galahad3325]

REALITY COMPORMISED CLOWN ENGAGED

[@toebrother]

Send in the Drift King

[@jmfindorff]

I like how the "stuff everyone into the meat freezer" part was just a side thought that turned into a commitment

[@katsucandy]

I love how he went from "hideyhole in the ice cream shop to hoard bodies" to "HOLY SHIT MEAT FREEZER Y E S" Twitch chat is the devil on his shoulder AND the worst enabler and we wouldn't have it any other way

[@StuntpilootStef]

The same thing happened with the shiny Wooloo run in Pokemon, he spent literal months on that.

[@thornwall6303]

Don't say: "Let's snap the entire population of Sapienza" Do say: "Let's Snapienza"

[@popycorn300]

yes

[@spinge1523]

A small price to pay, as the purple ones say

[@lunatpr5594]

I like how by the time he actually encounters his actual targets, he's already gone so far that they're just bodies in the pile.

[@randomcatmeow1394]

They are just part of the statistics now

[@jackreid2664]

All are equal in the pile

[@stariomctrashio]

the sequel to animal farm

[@trentonrandall9733]

The freezer does not discriminate. All are equal within the human conglomeration

[@ninjawolfofdoom9523]

Become one with the pile

[@trulyimpossible4124]

Imagine being one of the people to survive the blast. Imagine you wake up with a splitting headache and you feel warm in a dark spot. You feel around and you realize you are surrounded by people. Some living. Some dead. You fight your way to the surface and you realize you were in a freezer. The amount of bodies in the room has warmed it up to the point where it's perfectly comfortable. The only thing you can remember before this point is a clown with a bat coming up to you while you were in church and asking if you believed in god

[@foxlandrie8816]

It’s magical isn’t it

[@JustAguy006]

You go outside and see it deserted, you then go to watch TV and on the news, it said a killer clown killed everyone in your town and is on the run. You ponder how you survived, but then suddenly you hear something. Loud footsteps and you turn around to see that same clown holding a blueberry muffin. He says, "looks like I missed one" "Stay away from me", you say to the clown but you're hit in the face with the blueberry muffin. He walks up to you and says, "Sleep tight." He then punches you unconscious and well, I think you know what happens next.

[@crimsonstrykr]

Thanks Satan

[@Fereiro1410]

This could be a movie

[@torgranael]

The bodies may remain, but I prefer to imagine the dead people are chunky red paste lathering the survivors like a mild salsa that's a year out of date.

[@Someone89a]

Petition to make RT an elusive target - “the butcher of sapienza”

[@4whomittolz846]

take him out before he kills too many people!

[@nerovondoom6298]

Agent 47, your target is named Daniel. Hes known as the butcher of sapienza. Your mission is to stop him before he kills 250 people.

[@pozzsicle]

@@nerovondoom6298 Imagine.

[@dragon9261]

he definitely deserves it after this

[@somelaser5906]

yessssss

[@angelle9814]

I love how this video is so chaotic and menacing while the actual stream was so chill. People were painting and vibing and just having a calm, relaxing time while RT hauled bodies for 6 hours. I fell asleep to it last night. Very soothing, 10/10 would de-stress to this again.

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

It’s probably the way it was edited and had music added to it.

[@wolfiegamer1358]

@@Silver_Sonic_23 No we played music and like most of the time we were just chatting.

[@catzbestfriend]

Same

[@catzbestfriend]

I fall asleep to RT’s mass murder all the time lmao

[@mochatea7188]

luckily we can all re-watch it again on the archive channel :D.

[@Flippirino]

"Well 47, it took 6 hours to find them, that is Silvio Caruso" "Oh neat" "And that is Francesca De Santis" "So it is"

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Surprised he didn't say "Is it too late for an autograph?"

[@harryunderwood9387]

47: Anything you can tell me about the remaining 252 people in the meat freezer? Diana: ...That is- *Boom*

[@Friendlybot9000]

“Subscribe for attempt no. 2.” Oh no. The Argentinian genocide.

[@kaikart123]

Oh no... The Islands...

[@prof_hershel_layton]

This will be another masterpiece.

[@shinysamurott613]

Vino Humano

[@blackvulture6818]

The intersection betwewn Margaret Thatcher and an irish streamer

[@basilit0]

That was the best tease I have ever seen for a part 2 on all of KZbin

[@StickMaster500]

RT is hearing the blues calling again but this time, he’s not tossing salads or scrambled eggs because meat is finally back on the menu boys

[@thegumonyourshoes]

And the meat is fresh and easy to cut into~!

[@scoutbite4334]

So no-one told you life was gonna be this way?

[@slaphand9578]

s t i c k

[@jupiin9633]

@@scoutbite4334 *gunfire heard in the distance*

[@tommydoez]

@@jupiin9633 Irish man dying in the distance and then the world just ends

[@funny250wall]

“Local clown kills an entire city with a explosive rubber duck in a freezer”

[@scoutbite4334]

"Local clown tries to kill an entire city with a duck but they form a meat shield so he explodes himself with the rest."

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

Florida 100

[@NStripleseven]

All of this makes sense

[@handler-helperlars]

I would love to see the headlines in the news if something like this actually happend.

[@staalthenotquitesoundeafet3832]

Ikr

[@taylorgoldman130]

RT: “there’s 209 people in this freezer” Me: “oh cool he got everyone in...” RT: precedes to knock more people out

[@CCG175]

Bruh same

[@thenooblet7535]

yeah...

[@Dodger24]

And he still missed 46 people

[@Danny-je8lq]

RT saying "Do you believe in God?" while bashing an innocent man in a church with a confetti covered baseball bat will haunt me for the rest of my days

[@celebalert5616]

Its the distraught "THEY FORMED A MEAT SHIELD" that will be in my nightmarez

[@helloofthebeach]

That line gave me a flashback to one of the more horrible moments of the Columbine shooting. Didn't enjoy it so much. :/

[@lex-kc3tt]

that *was* god

[@symbiotesoda1148]

@@helloofthebeach Oh. Oh no.

[@JayDubayu316]

"That's a complicated question."

[@bigMooney06]

Goddamm. That's commitment man. Fair play. 👏

[@jimmymarrs1556]

Even the master pays his respect.

[@ethanfearn7863]

Can't wait to see the kill everyone challenge for chongquing that seems like a real challenge

[@largeshrimpin3407]

He’s trying to challenge you Mooney

[@thornwall6303]

wait even though Mooney is Scottish, can he still be apart of "The Irish Lads"?

[@riceismyname5491]

@@ethanfearn7863 have you seen Berlin lmaoo

[@zackshanyfelt1897]

Dread it, run from it, The Butcher arrives all the same.

[@neobowser3221]

petition for IO to add a sigh outside the freezer reading “Please limit capacity to 400 persons”

[@Espartanica]

255, the max number of people able to be on the map

[@jacobquevedo7256]

Then make the sign say 256, as the clown must go with the ship... The ship of remains

[@torgranael]

@@Espartanica Make it say 254, just to fuck with people.

[@gferrol118]

@@Espartanica wait so he missed one? He only had 254 witnesses!

[@alexlovelady8249]

@@gferrol118 he killed a non-target by accident

[@ferntree4337]

The Butcher of Sapienza actually sounds like a real murderer oh my god

[@schoo9256]

Or an opera

[@alexhayden507]

Another name for Hannibal Lecter lol

[@skeletonwguitar4383]

Looks like we're returing to 1940s

[@torgranael]

A Nightmare on Sapienza Street

[@CallMeEitan]

"You're laughing. 254 people were stuffed into a meat freezer and you're laughing"

[@thatguyintherain3168]

You wouldn’t?

[@mas8705]

I do. And I’m tired of pretending it’s not. Comedy is subjective, Eitan. Isn’t that what they say?

[@CallMeEitan]

@@mas8705 lmao :)

[@wisetree8330]

Your clearly new here

[@CallMeEitan]

@@wisetree8330 Not really, been here since the CitySkyline days :)

[@DapperDemon]

mission lady chiming in every now and then to give you the scripted info implies she just watched you drag bodies across the map for almost seven hours and thought, "hang on, I want to see where this is going."

[@charmainders]

bold of anyone to assume as if the lady isn't used to this given how often rt/agent 47 goes on a rampage.

[@four7685]

"We should have made more Agent clones, more drama that way." *munches popcorn

[@harryunderwood9387]

@@four7685 I don't think we want a repeat of the "brothers", but good luck I guess lol.

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Unconventional but he works

[@GM_Wannabe]

"Agent 4- OH GOD, AGENT 47 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THEY WERENT YOUR TARGET, WHY!?"

[@caulifex]

Wait, in the suburb, Whittleton Creek, there’s a fumigator in one house that if poisoned, can kill everybody in the house. So what if, you knocked everybody out, drag their body in the large house, and poison the fumigator? Can that kill everybody at the same time?

[@parkerdalrymple4398]

This is beautiful. I approve. It must be done.

[@charliep123]

YES

[@rajansekhar3750]

You can also do it in haven island, in the underground base, in which you can poison the server room

[@Frog_Wizard801]

Wait, do the regain conciseness if you put in the non lethal poison? Because if so that would be even more funny, imagine an entire map full of people trying to get out of one house and then all throwing up in the bushes

[@CricetoFunni]

I'm on it

[@Emma-mj3pz]

The fact that he got into news stories is impressive...that commitment

[@deanwrubel5730]

Wait where?

[@finnycypress9959]

@@deanwrubel5730 it’s in the intro of the video. Screenshots from the news posts

[@deanwrubel5730]

@@finnycypress9959 thanks

[@vera_nne]

Wait that's real?

[@sagew1312]

@@vera_nne ye

[@pirig-gal]

"Mission task: Destroy the virus." I mean, he's trying...

[@thomasboland540]

Be just prevented another raccoon city. What a madlad

[@Jermeister06]

The humans are the virus

[@gregothy9190]

He saved the town. How wholesome

[@amirg7225]

Well... The virus can't survive if it has no host, so i guess that is a way to do it?

[@ChronicalV]

@@amirg7225 RT is a confirmed forerunner

[@ahobbit1273]

This is Daniel’s actual job. He gets paid for this. He IS an assassin.

[@DogestDogeYT]

That’s too much for an assassin. More like massassin.

[@ieatmyfamily9676]

This is why I love him

[@loz405real]

He's not a assassin, he's a crazed gun man and we love him

[@acrom_sys]

@@loz405real “One’s a job and the other is a mental illness!”

[@jebwatersheep3458]

The “watch another video or else” hits a little harder this time lads

[@shashankvenkatesan2189]

This puts the fact that the bodies of all the people on Earth can fit inside the Grand Canyon, into perspective. Thanks RT!

[@astrodreamer946]

Is that a challenge? RT would take it.

[@Pilier51]

Where did you get that data and why did you search for it? . . . I am scared

[@danieljensen2626]

That's kind of a silly fact, the bodies of all of the humans on the planet would only take up 0.0116% of the volume of the grand canyon. You can actually fit all of the humans on earth in the grand canyon standing up and not stacked at all, with about half a square meter of space each (although the terrain would make that difficult).

[@lunatpr5594]

@@danieljensen2626 This is how we'll celebrate the end of the pandemic.

[@gremlinwc8996]

Just knock out every living human, including babies, throw them into the canyon, line it with tnt, activate it, and kill the entire human race. Easy, fun, and moral

[@NintendoBlackCrisis]

RT you are an inspiration to all of us mass murderers 😍

[@knight7683]

Wait your

[@KodaThePsyduck]

It's a joke

[@gabrieleugeniomenegazzo9243]

Every psycopath shpuld learn from our master

[@firefly898]

Hol up

[@Pecinta_kaela]

That doesn't sound right

[@KazakhV3]

Fun fact: the uncut stream was 9 hours long

[@YuLuDi2205]

It was surprisingly chill for a genocide stream.

[@RiderLeangle2]

I kept saying in chat "Really says something about the community we have here when we're just having a chill relaxing stream talking to chat while he's trying to knock everyone in the city out and shove them in a meat locker"

[@Eh-its-me]

Fun fact: the entire internet was losing their shit over this recently

[@instantnoodles8541]

Damn

[@aidszamuril4032]

lad was making the headlines over this feat, IOI Interactive is afraid lmao

[@steved7777]

The most terrifying part about this is that even after +5 hours, he could have stopped at any time. Noone died in there before the detonation.

[@torgranael]

A couple of people died around 1h45m. Presumably from the corpse-pile shift discovered 3 minutes later. My guess is a ragdoll physics glitch hurling people into the wall at ludicrous speed.

[@rd_ctrlr5311]

RT: makes literal news Us: "Just another day of literally anything from this man."

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

1.1k likes and no replies? I'm shocked.

[@PurpleCrownVic]

"The Butcher of Sapienza" Sounds like you were an officer on the wrong side of the 2nd World War

[@maximkoneva6517]

Can't wait for the trilogy The world war anime was *lit🔥*

[@jasperzanovich2504]

The "wrong" side? Implying there ever was a right side in war.

[@undefinederror40404]

@@jasperzanovich2504 That there was a wrong side doesn't mean there was a good side, it's usually implied but in the case of the second world war there definitely was a worst side. When one side is worse than the other, then that's the wrong side even though the other side isn't flawless. There is no argueing that, despite the warcrimes, any opponent was just as bad as Neonazi Germany.

[@legendarytat8278]

@@undefinederror40404 All sides are wrong

[@GarethRules]

@@legendarytat8278 smh

[@A_Toaster]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

[@martonuel6987]

Perfect.

[@samlevy9897]

RT: “ah shit, I missed a few”

[@wackonaut]

“One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?” - Spy

[@kyleguajardo]

NAAAAANANANANANANAAAA NANANANANA SHIIIIII

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Gentlemen!, Synchronize your deathwatches

[@HajiIe]

The reply tweet from IOI “Cool idea😎” “Wait six hours!?!?”

[@beanbear5316]

RT just dragging bodies from the church while saying "Do You Believe in God?" is honestly the scariest thing I have heard/seen

[@adamdapatsfan]

"... would you like to meet Him?"

[@thatguyintherain3168]

XD

[@flippanties]

Adds an extra tinge of "what the fuck, RT" when you know the two behind the Columbine Massacre asked the same question before killing at least one of their victims.

[@DoarUnHater]

I can imagine him bringing them to Pope Kevin to show them the mercy of Lord Pickens

[@killerkirbydude]

@@flippanties If it makes you feel better, the way he said it, it was clearly a reference to Xavier Renegade Angel and not Columbine.

[@jay-nz2cl]

fun fact for the KZbin viewers: we had to spend close to 2hrs at the start to even get the duck itself

[@normal_username3231]

How does it take 2 entire hours to get a duck?

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@normal_username3231 they are damn difficult to capture you know

[@theenderassassin2898]

@@normal_username3231 It was really ducking difficult

[@agenticex]

@@theenderassassin2898 Take your like and get outa here.

[@jay-nz2cl]

@@normal_username3231 he had to play through a level a couple times to get to level 10 to unlock the duck, which took way longer than expected. of course that bit isn't in the video, but it was a nice 2hrs of normal hitman gameplay tbh :)

[@VVerySweet]

Imagine this happening in real life like hearing on the news about how an entire fucking town was found in a butcher shop with no clear killer that'd be absolutely terrifying

[@ResoundGuy]

My god

[@santosjohnson6401]

Imagine seeing a clown with a bat, blacking out, and waking up in a meat locker with 250 other people

[@pwrocks5648]

And then you hear a squeak as a rubber duck is thrown into the room right on top of you

[@faetheisen4423]

Imagine waking up UNDER 250 other people

[@dragon9261]

and then an explosion goes off, there human parts flying and you're injured but somehow still allive

[@trainerchris6324]

*_Alt Title:_* Humble Butcher restocks his shop

[@arden9101]

cursed

[@budget_gandalf]

"humble butcher"

[@sirBrouwer]

All meat is locally sourced.

[@zetanone7211]

He’s just trying to make a living, bless him.

[@Trashpanda_trailmix]

Sweeney Todd and Ms Lovett be like

[@MSheepdog]

Diana after watching 47 cram half a town into a freezer: THAT is Francesca De Santis.

[@jameshenderson4094]

I'm trying to imagine Diana trying to justify it in her mind like '47 didn't go off the deep end, no he didn't lose it he's just being cautious.... fuck he planted the duck.'

[@nerovondoom6298]

@@jameshenderson4094 Diana: Agent 47, framed 252 people as the murderer of the two targets.

[@jameshenderson4094]

@@nerovondoom6298 diana confirmed agent 47 simp

[@BenMarcWilliams]

Can you imagine what it must've been like for the first person to discover the aftermath? You go to visit Sapienza, but everything's eerily quiet, there's not a soul in sight, some ungodly stench is coming from the butcher's shop, and there's a light sprinkling of confetti over the entire town...

[@cheezbunni3530]

You call it “genocide”, I call it “genocide :D”

[@eveakane6563]

The smile is important.

[@ShamesBond1984]

I call it "Friendly Fire"

[@jokinghazard2312]

Spongbob music

[@strawbeebop]

J'aime le génocide 😌

[@andrapramadi3209]

I call it "a casual Friday"

[@Panda-py3yx]

"Do you believe in God?" God is dead, and you shoved him in the freezer

[@ClemensAlive]

This game is built for psychopaths, isnt it?

[@benfitzgerald7384]

Y E S .

[@halalwifey]

Oh yes

[@Z54]

yes, yes it is.

[@jameshenderson4094]

Not intentionally but yes

[@Terlinilia]

I mean, you literally kill people.

[@LaCr34tura]

"47 you were supposed to kill 2 people not an entire town."

[@cosmicgenesis1581]

i mean. it DOES leave no witnesses beside the poor gal in HQ

[@brownie3454]

it takes a village

[@HazeEmry]

It rounds up

[@sneefinsnorfintime]

you know what they say, “Go big or go home”.

[@cocoabeanzwantstopuzzle]

The fact that this *actually made* headlines makes this all the more phenomenal.

[@runed0s86]

Funny how there's worse stuff happening IRL and the news people decide to cover RT

[@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku]

Unlike Sovietwomble, hes a KZbin phenomenon

[@ashb7]

@@runed0s86 Did you even see who those "news people" were? Do you expect Gamespot, PC Gamer, Kotaku and Polygon to cover serious world news and politics for you or something?

[@HardGuess]

@@ashb7 tbf In my country a serious online journal covered this stream as a headline lmao

[@sjoerddaris2594]

He really outdid himself this time

[@tenzinc1514]

ok

[@sqroot49]

I watched the full stream live but my phone died before the explosion Idk how feel

[@sand0decker]

I'm excited to see this video

[@Ravenia1614]

I feel like they need to make a reference to you now cause this shit is impressive

[@JatreAlgorithm]

I second this

[@yeleoh]

Sure, but have you heard of the youtuber 'Let's Game It Out' ?

[@francescofurlan3311]

@@yeleoh "hi, i'm Josh"

[@jurajsintaj6644]

This monument is for all those who have died on /date/ in the clown calamity.

[@Deadly_Laser]

Yeah, like an Elusive Target, "The Butcher"

[@maximus354]

Imagine: Somehow you get stuck inside Hitman. You spawn in as a common bystander, so you think you are safe... Then you see RTGame. You plead for your life but... the last thing you see is a muffin being shoved down your throat.

[@sapphirethesapphic]

“Do you believe in God?” you’re asked as you’re being choked to death

[@maximus354]

@@sapphirethesapphic XD

[@kiricappuchin]

POV: It's a nice sunny day and you're going for a walk. In the corner of your eye you see an irish clown man speeding towards you Officer Earl style. The last thing you saw before waking up in a freezer was a confetti covered baseball bat

[@maximus354]

@@kiricappuchin Lol

[@caffeecup5319]

I could only imagine how Agent 47’s interviews go... “It says here that you’ve killed a lot of people...” “It’s my speciality, sir” “Well, how long have you been doing this?” “I had only one mission prior in Italy...”

[@ryaquaza3offical]

“Do you think this, or killing people in Miami was worse?” Definitely this, if you live in Miami getting killed by a fish is a lot better than your typical gun violence

[@dusklunistheumbreon]

If you live in Miami getting killed with a fish is a mercy

[@noinfo101roblox2]

If you live in Miami seeing some guy running around with a fish is a typical Tuesday evening

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

I appreciate the Pokémon avatars in this thread. And yes, this was worse.

[@ToiletWolf12]

I have a new nightmare Also my favorite bit is: “that is Francesca-“ “So it is!” *b o n k*

[@expendableindigo9639]

Nah he bonked first.

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

"So it is!!"

[@supernerdural]

Okay but imagine the devs replying with "oh, there's actually 255 people on that map :/"

[@austincantswim3383]

Two people in the freezer died when RT reloaded a save. A guy fell off the pier into the water.

[@Alekslill]

Next challenge: Create wine out of everyone in Hitman. At the same time.

[@Kanetsugi]

Vino humano

[@NexuuusCoooore]

Vino Humano

[@theredgal5638]

Vino humano

[@ad7441]

Vino Humano

[@nividathomas3515]

And give it to the target

[@ChaoticPuffball]

“That is Silvio Caruso” They’re going in the pile all the same

[@nekovannox]

*tHeRe ArE nO nAmEs In ThE PiLe*

[@sunshinerose2603]

I think we're ALL silvio caruso

[@mediocregamer6053]

"Watch another video. Or else." Has never felt more like a threat

[@justsomeguy5470]

Pulls out duck*

[@systemgroove3406]

*_"That is Silvia Caruso."_* _Another pile in the body._

[@kingston4776]

Just think it’s funny that it’s not body in the pile. Almost like when someone pours half a cup of sugar in their coffee and someone goes “you want some coffee with that sugar?”

[@systemgroove3406]

@D.A. Botos _No._

[@VoidsEclipse]

Imagine waking up in that freezer, surrounded by unconscious people in every direction, or even being buried by all the people, unable to move. Its a nightmare unlike any other.

[@Zorro9129]

Now imagine if some of them snore

[@Adam-ox7zo]

Most would suffocate quickly under the pile of bodies. The weight would crush those on the bottom and break some bones

[@brometheus115]

No, that's the opening for Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning........... almost 100% accurate too. you wake up from a near death state buried underneath a number or corpses while having no memories of anything

[@angrybidoof847]

Every one waking up would probably kill more than the duck

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Like Farcry 3

[@sambutton8494]

Sure it’s funny to us, but imagine the headlines: “Clown knocks out and drags entire unconscious population of town into meat freezer and attempts to detonate it”

[@MagnumCarta]

Hundreds of locals saved by Human Meat Shield after clown tries to blow them up.

[@BigHailFan]

that makes it funnier.

[@blacklightning2791]

He's just casually committing genocide

[@craftmastr]

I don't know what's funnier: this comment or the actual headlines that generated from this stream

[@blacklightning2791]

@@craftmastr Have you ever wanted to know how many people you can fit in a freezer and kill, probably not but the answer is a small Italian town

[@corruptedplayer]

“I heard there’s a wine press in one of the maps, and I’d like to apologize in advance.” this is what RT told Polygon. yeah i think that one's gonna be a fun one Edit: sadly, this was too much for the game and it corrupted RT's save file. you can still watch it on the archive

[@benjaminfraeyman]

He better do this with that :3

[@Kevinn_TT]

Have you watched all the way to the end?

[@benjaminfraeyman]

@@Kevinn_TT ye but he only squeezed 1

[@ClownOwO]

I am now watching his stream notifs vigilantly I need to be there

[@corruptedplayer]

@@ClownOwO well 20 hours and 15 minutes isn't that long of a wait

[@zakkapradana7180]

47 in this is like a person who doesn't believe one of those "fun fact" about how you can pile up all of humanity in grand canyon and stuff, and then try to prove it himself.

[@friendthebarrel154]

Imagine waking up in a pile of bodies in a freezer after getting decked by a clown dear lord that's terrifying

[@alternateview8971]

Y’know, when you put it like that, that sounds like an absolute nightmare. Especially when you consider that some of them are partially exploded

[@fiadhearthpony6177]

@@alternateview8971 about 40 exploded people, not even counting the people crushed or bleeding out

[@alternateview8971]

@@fiadhearthpony6177 imagine the years of therapy just to make going through that situation bearable enough to live. I personally would shut down as soon as I woke up

[@ob2kenobi388]

"So we're fine. So long as nobody... _puts people in a freezer!_ " "Question" "What's your question, RT?" "I put people in a freezer" "...What?" "You told me to" "How much?" "I have done nothing but put people in a freezer for 6 hours"

[@thatguyintherain3168]

This comment is truly magnificent...

[@rainalystre1877]

I love this community XD

[@TheKreature13666]

I was just watching TF2 videos xD

[@imagoat273]

I just watched that fully yesterday ♡•♡

[@ThatGuy-hy7tr]

Soldier noise

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

“No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.”

[@12D_D21]

In the case of RT is more like: “No mad mind has ever existed without a touch of greatness.”

[@sorio99]

This is a stealth game, where one of the goals is to not kill anyone aside from your targets.

[@Blackan]

He knows, it's just a off focused thing for fun

[@petrwarthursty2011]

You sure?

[@TheGamingAddict445]

"Wanna hear another joke Murray?"

[@awolfyman9050]

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner and a SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

😈

[@jasonchiu272]

@@awolfyman9050 "The quiet kid" *Pulls out gun*

[@ebankoaka1902]

@@awolfyman9050 *pulls a bat out of his ass* You get an entire freezer full of meat!

[@agustinleal2556]

"Bringing the whole town together" that writer is one of the best of his generation.

[@opo2597]

If a rubber ducky blows up a freezer full of people, and nobody is around to hear it...

[@Twonkae]

Does it make a sound?

[@tom23421]

Well, only 20 people die so...

[@archiermanilo23]

"That...is Silvio Caruso." "Ah, neat." *Y E E T*

[@sbdkitty1939]

"Man, I don't feel like going out today." - The last person from Sapienza

[@The_White_Croissant]

The simple fact that at some point he literally had no way of killing them all because there was no explosive strong enough says something. That and the 6 hours spent stacking bodies.

[@ItsMeVltimate]

everyone: killing everyone in hitman challenge. RT: friday night.

[@X-SPONGED]

0:28 "I want this duck to kill an entire map of people" This episode of Ducktales just went from 0-100 real fucking fast

[@bradyfurlano4391]

I love how Daniel decided to leave out the part where he just starts mowing down bodies with a shotgun in frustration

[@SinTense643]

He WHAT?

[@BigHailFan]

okay. i need a clip of this.

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

Uhhh

[@iluapJ]

Bruh

[@ashrowan2143]

@@BigHailFan I'm sure it'll be up on the archive channel soon

[@SchrödingerKousae]

If RT wasn't already on a governments watchlist, he is now.

[@genosingh]

I know right

[@mr.badger3950]

No he definitely was, the government is probably about to go to his house now though.

[@renakunisaki]

If he wasn't already on a watchlist, they haven't been paying attention.

[@marxmeesterlijk]

thats a big IF...

[@Reddsoldier]

To be fair the Irish government's watch list is a guy in a room with a physical list inside an A5 notebook, and he goes around checking on and having cups of tea with them.

[@dinkeykong]

“On that day.. Sapienza received a grim reminder.”

[@tyantwo9796]

"TO ALL CITIZENS OF SAPIENZA, THIS IS A DECLARATION OF FREEZER."

[@brian6386]

Holy shit. He's going to put everybody in the grape press.

[@MrStabby19812]

How about the virus room on this map?

[@nerdineverythingnerdinnoth4984]

@@MrStabby19812 elegant idea. That would kill everyone at once.

[@MrStabby19812]

@@nerdineverythingnerdinnoth4984 Exactly counts as an accident too. Nothing suspicious about 200+ people dieing in an illegal virus lab.

[@masterofdoots5965]

@@MrStabby19812 We need to get him to do this

[@glazedicedmoon]

@@masterofdoots5965 He tried but crushing 200 people was too much for the game and it crashed.

[@traitorousturncoat667]

It's the musical choices that really make this a transcendental experience.

[@bugbug44]

"that is silvio caruso." RT: "ah neat" "that is francesca de santis." RT: "so it is" *blows up 250 people with a duck*

[@sddlol19]

*20 people

[@santos98]

"Are they gonna try and stop me?" Jesus Christ, that's diabolical

[@anothercommenter4699]

At the beginning he called it a "Thanos snap" he should have known not everyone would die.

[@-voiddemoni-9243]

“Is this murder? No, Eternal torture” -Simaris

[@absolboi334]

Simaris?

[@judekh8982]

@@absolboi334 from warframe

[@TheEsdaniel]

Hunter!

[@epsilon752]

@@TheEsdaniel Killing goes too far! Were my instructions not clear!?

[@skywoofyt5375]

HUNTER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO SYNTHESIS FOR ME?

[@BirdBirdChicken]

Nothing wrong here he’s just stocking up food for the winter

[@NoName-hs5hx]

HOL UP

[@DummbMan]

The vid made me a bit hungry

[@theitalianpaleogirl9243]

I'd like to point out that the next attempt translates to "human wine", can't wait😂

[@linuszarrouk2004]

You don't say

[@normaloperations3484]

Sorry but your waiting will be for nothing he saved the game and logged out because he was tired (which I thought it was a bad idea because there are so many things and people on that map so I thought it would definitely not load) and you know what happend it didn’t load and so his work was for nothing and he is not going to try again I think

[@PikaJim]

@@normaloperations3484 how do you figure it was for nothing

[@normaloperations3484]

@@PikaJim go to his stream archives and click on a video called hitman3 + (a game I forgot the name of) he will try to load the game again and again for 20 minutes strait and failes to do so and gives up and plays another game

[@tipsy634]

"BODY HIDDEN +25 EXP" *literal blood everywhere*

[@spencersonnefeld]

"Body hidden" machine lifts back up to reveal a conspicuous puddle of human.

[@McBehrer]

Step into my office

[@Noooooone]

It's just wine, just some nice red wine. Definitely not blood. No, just wine.

[@Frost-tb1jy]

Imagine if he put all the body's in there a activated the machine

[@2kill555]

@@Frost-tb1jy pretty sure that's what he is hinting at...

[@Shinglerbleach]

He’s a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

[@jaws1754]

Funny thing is, I saw those headlines and thought "that's something RT would do."

[@gameninjac6608]

This is both absolutely hilarious and mortally horrifying at the same time.

[@professorlust8921]

Imagine if the devs make a Easter egg about this moment "The Butcher of Sapienza"

[@hiimme12345]

Breaking: Entire town of Sapienza mysteriously disappears

[@akatoshslayer7599]

In unrelated news the Sapienza sausage industry is seeing a 6000% increase in production.

[@_Myrhl]

Breaking News: entire town if sapienza disapears, investigators explore blown up meat locker, find the entire population of Sapienza exploded into little bits, with a note that says, your welcome-the butcher of sapienza

[@Shan.1470]

The timer on the top of the screen really doesn’t capture the surreal feeling of tuning in for a few hours, leaving for a while, and coming back much later to see that it is STILL going on.

[@ollisayshi9017]

props to the optimisation in this game (and rt’s computer), like damn

[@pandaspangel]

i can’t believe RTGame Daniel, our nerdy father, made himself sound badass

[@lucasramey6427]

Rumble Tumble himself

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Rumble tumble gaming is finaly cool

[@youtubewanderer3347]

The ending is the most menacing shit i have ever witnessed

[@omnomom]

“They are all still alive” *I don’t know if that makes it better or worse*

[@iliveameme4930]

It's not even weird I see an article of a streamer who went mad on Hitman 3 and the first thing I think is. So is it Kevin or RT?