Killing Everyone in Hitman by Comical Violent Means

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[@RTGame]

It's actually been a whole 7 months since my last Hitman session. Always good to be murdering people senselessly :) You can watch more Hitman violence here kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHfTap-kas6EfLM

[@mogbog2]

The Butcher of Sapienza strikes again!

[@Adenine12]

PLEASE MORE

[@acgaming1643]

PLAY MORE HORROR GAMES USE CHEATS IN SAPIENZA TO MAKE VINO HUMANO

[@harrypootis9519]

Please support equality by not only hitting man but also hitting woah-man

[@Cardboard_object]

Boop

[@dazcarrr]

the best part about hitman is that apparently every location on earth has a sizable stash of bodybags

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

Technically your skin is a natural bodybag

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

@@honkstheclown8631 You raise a good point, I've had to spend so much time getting stains off my carpet.

[@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei]

They just send bodybags to those locations before 47 gets there. "What are these for? Who ordered them? I have a bad feeling about this"

[@dazcarrr]

@@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei that explains why every guard will shoot you on sight for the most minor things. they've been given the warning bags

[@minimalgrammar1276]

Well keep in mind that 47 is usually visiting stuff like paramilitary installations and whatnot.

[@regigigaswithpants]

2:50 "sir we have the suspected bush right here, but it appears he is holding a clown hostage!"

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

The Bush-er of Sapienza

[@randomfish9910]

@@ayaanmohammad6645 i applaud you

[@meiguess6765]

“If you wash your face, you’re not gonna die” finally, the drift king reveals the secret behind his immortality

[@PikaPenny17]

Are you going to wash your face?

[@dylanhodgson7605]

Unfortunately I died when I tried

[@PikaPenny17]

@@dylanhodgson7605 Kinda seems like it worked, seeing as youre able to say this.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

@@PikaPenny17 well, he died, but he lived.

[@PikaPenny17]

@@toasterhavingabath6980 "He died, but he lived." seems like a form of immortality to me.

[@ninjaamber]

The Butcher of Sapienza is back and this time he's not clowning around.

[@perplexingkelp]

but this video has been _a circus_ of emotions *with murder* :)

[@zetto3093]

They have a whole clown car of body bags just for him

[@Agilku117]

It is truly a circus to behold.

[@DoctorTardis100]

he really juggles his priorities well.

[@manwithabasicprofilepic]

Now you guys are just horning in on the jokes.

[@lawsonjernigan756]

From the moment those clown shoes menacingly landed on the dock I knew it was going to be a good one

[@edwardkendrick9641]

That shot was amazingly cinematic for the goofy chaos that was the rest of this video

[@thegrouchization]

"How does that kill them?" says RT, as he leaves men unconscious from cranial trauma with their heads underwater.

[@laundrybaskets4473]

This stream started with a simple murder mission, and ended with Cod Zombies style defense

[@atroxiv]

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!

[@domesticcat1725]

Started with a simple murder mission, ended with a mass murder mission

[@Ridhotoni]

FEED FEED FEED

[@torgranael]

@@domesticcat1725 That's every mission I play.

[@stevenmattrell3448]

“I need a new disguise.” - Dan as he’s getting repeatedly shot

[@M4SKED2001]

Imagine if just going up to the target and killing them is that easy, Hitman would be such a different game at that point

[@squidfan6187]

Well I mean have you seen what speedrunners do

[@M4SKED2001]

@@squidfan6187 I mean true but the majority aren't speedrunners now are they

[@squidfan6187]

@@M4SKED2001 ok, fair point

[@linusmushroomtips776]

Japan prime minister be like

[@Robin0928]

Always nice to see the greatest assassin of all time with the internal monolouge of an insane Irish man

[@bangormc3rd562]

Glad to see that his Hitman strat is the same as his Slay the Spire strat: Toss out a ridiculous number of blades until everything else is dead.

[@arturotorres7209]

I had to play it back a couple times but at 2:09 one of the npcs said “this is where the fun begins”

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

It was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@fissionist2158]

@@Bubbly_Dragon We shall watch your career with great interest.

[@mytjojo5837]

Idk how I just noticed that but cool

[@mabelpines8500]

NPC: I’m flattered but spoken for RT seconds later: I need your clothes

[@criticallol3039]

It's beautiful to see a true master of their craft at work. Daniel is an inspiration, a modern day Michelangelo of video game murder. A MichelDangelo if you will.

[@ocal123]

oh god, the pun

[@BroadFieldGaming]

I prefer 'Murderangelo'

[@Est.-.]

@@BroadFieldGaming MurderDangelo

[@goosifyed9717]

What about Vincent DAN goh?

[@sethvandelft4337]

Leonardo Dan Vinci

[@spookysomeone]

love how everyone in this game is committing like seven war crimes all at once

[@bengal4047]

'Get Arrested by the Hague speedrun, Any %'

[@StickMaster500]

6:16 Agent 47 has now grown tired of become the embodiment of Twitter and now, after watching Jerma985, has decided to become the Pirate Spy

[@tangy3003]

ha ha ha i am the spy

[@therealevilmudbug]

Spy!

[@masonsykes2240]

Deedeedee doot doot doo dodeedododo doo dododododeedee

[@matthewduncan3285]

The NPC dialogue in the Hitman series is by far the best in gaming history

[@pedroyuuhi1677]

Not so fun fact: Drownings doesn't happen on big bodies of water, most fatal cases usually when someone looses consciousness and fall on a position where they cannot breathe, like for example falling face down on a dog's bow or a pool

[@nuh_uh210]

Yeah, that’s something I noticed in the first water kill. It seems really shallow and close to shore, but having your head submerged in water for god-knows how long isn’t conducive to living.

[@dutchielander2478]

The way the weapons just turn the corner when thrown still cracks me up.

[@dannyengineer9862]

2:25 The man is seeing his entire security team being killed by an armed clown but has to admire the throw that just knocked out his friend. Ah, hitman 3.

[@gferrol118]

"How did that kill him?" Probably the fact he's unconscious underwater, so he'll drown. And for everyone saying you don't instantly drown, like I said in the reply nobody is reading, it's like that since there's no point coding it so they drown after x amount of time since they're never gonna come out the water :P

[@blarg2429]

He didn't knock them out, he just pushed them.

[@pluto3194]

​@@blarg2429 I think the one he clubbed over the head with a suitcase might be unconscious

[@blarg2429]

@@pluto3194 Maybe so, but he's still openly confused when he slightly shoves the second guy only to see him drown instantly.

[@gferrol118]

@@blarg2429 probably cos they didn't code the game for people to drown after a certain amount of time. They're gonna die anyway so there's no point coding that

[@arthropodqueen]

you don't drown the instant you touch water, though

[@d_mon9631]

"if you wash your face youre not gonna die" oh guess ive been avoiding it all these years for nothing

[@WutWo]

RT can get 5 stars… it just needs to be in a level where everyone is the target

[@insertfunnyusernamehere19]

So basically patient zero

[@llimeeyoutube]

Sometimes I think that RT is actually a hired killer based on how he plays this game, and we're just his cover up..

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@shinypikagaming]

It’s funny, my first RT video was “Professional Assassin plays Hitman” and I thought it would be a government guy or something. Nope, goofy Irish guy who has a penchant for fish…

[@JayTohab]

We're the alibi

[@conchshellchemist8963]

you already know he's gonna use a blueberry muffin

[@margarineenjoyer4100]

fr

[@themafiaman7554]

He in fact, did not

[@cathacker13]

@@themafiaman7554I'm disappointed (Not really)

[@peskypigeonx]

@@cathacker13 I’m disappointed. (Really)

[@blarg2429]

@@peskypigeonx I’m disappointed. (In a state beyond the duality of sincerity and insincerity)

[@mitchellwhiting8476]

I have a newfound desire to see RT play Hitman with NPCs that only speak Simlish

[@wazermeloncinderboss8558]

“I’m missing a knife” jump cut to unloading a whole mag into the computer

[@epicawesomesauceguy]

hitman is either a game where you play the role of a hitman or a game where you play the role of an immortal, omnichronological god, breaking his environment and murdering people in eccentric ways

[@lonelylark7584]

What an incredibly morbid description

[@galaxycat9966]

I love watching people like this play. My favorite hitman series is the one by Secret Sleepover Society because they each are equally insane but in different ways

[@TheSpeep]

The wave level is neat, but does kinda show how the guards' ai was really not made for those types of situations. You shoot a guy in the face, and his mates just stand there. You set off a piano, they all just run up to it and... admire the craftsmanship? idk. It really seems like the ai is built to be ocming after you, not so much to deal with you coming after them.

[@IdioticSynergy]

Tonite on RTgear: James commits a murder using a briefcase. Hammond bonks people with a baseball bat and Jeremy uses a comically large rubber duck to crush people.

[@imthestickman]

My favourite character in today's episode is the closeted fisherman who found it awkward!

[@finmiles965]

I was like “weird way to flirt but go for it, buddy”

[@bare_bear_hands]

I'm still waiting for Dan to make a special livestream wearing that clown outfit.

[@HazeEmry]

I'm waiting for Dan to actually be put in the game

[@Schnort]

Time for another family friendly playthrough of the world's best educational game ❤️

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

I love its methods of teaching children to be independent from a young age!

[@Loreboar0]

@@ayaanmohammad6645 It teaches them to be resourceful and adapt to new situations!

[@PBTophie]

Continuing Hitman and that attorney game gives me hope that we might one day return to Breaking Bad Farm.

[@jadonstorer2375]

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. For breaking bad farm will never be seen again

[@dannyengineer9862]

"The militia have set up camp sir!" "send him in." The person they sent in: 0:16

[@Nanorobotic]

For those who haven't played the level themselves, it might amuse you to know that when he says "I need to slip by here without arousing suspicion" (7:10) he takes cover next to a vine that would allow him to descend an alternate path and do exactly that without killing anyone. I still can't tell if that was on purpose but either way it's hilarious to me.

[@ororion212]

I can truly say I was here when Dan killed everyone,I would say snapped first but..ya know

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

7:18 Imagine your coworker dies right in front of you, then some dude you've never seen before calls you Jeff and walks by, ok weird. THEN, they go to the body of aforementioned dead coworker and pull the murder weapon out of his head and go "Whoops! Almost forgot that!"

[@UrFavTransitEnthusiast]

1:10 "now that's not to ba-" imidietly gets shot and dies

[@X-SPONGED]

IO Interactive : _(Makes a Hitman Gamemode where the winning conditions are literally to kill anyone and everyone on the map)_ RT starting His Stream : [2:08]

[@SolstaceWinters]

I dunno how he was able to get Silent Assassin without putting a single person in a meat locker. Didn't think it was possible to get the ranking without that requirement.

[@Adenine12]

And when the world needed him most, he returned

[@Khrayfish]

You get Silent Assassin by killing only your target and not getting spotted by any non-targets. Since all enemies count as a target, you'll guarantee Silent Assassin for that mission.

[@theKungFuFerret]

When it’s a RT Hitman video you know it’s gonna be a banger

[@theinfamousexploiter5688]

0:19 I love how RT says how did that kill them while he knock's someone unconscious then leaving them underwater with no air

[@danielthompson392]

Having been there for the Wrath missions, it was honestly impressive to watch Dan just go to town with no repercussions. The Butcher of Sapienza hasn't lost his edge in the time he was gone.

[@dannyengineer9862]

10:13 That entire fight was just hitman giving in to the voices

[@gavinzebadua7016]

To be fair I would be flattered if Agent 47 in a clown suit stared deeply into my eyes

[@LaplacesAngel612]

RT is officially our murderous father, it's rather unfortunate for him but for us it's great!

[@Kerosiin]

Always nice to see a content creator return to his roots of mass murder

[@Serahpin]

Genius! Nobody expects the clown to be an assassin!

[@Scrimshaw_DuBois42]

0:48 I like how RT's response to the guy asking him to pick it up is that it's already broken, which makes me think RT just doesn't clean up anything that breaks and has shards from broken plates all over his apartment

[@infini_T]

Finally another one of these I love these this channel introduced me to hitman

[@figlemon]

Colab with Atrioc would be a dream video

[@amateural]

Rt: How did that kill them? Those two men on the dock: *actively unconscious with their heads underwater* Rt Id like your next upload to be "taking a nap underwater" and let us know how that goes

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

The dumb NPCs in this game will never cease to amuse me.

[@firstnamelastname3547]

14:52 Just some people taking time to appreciate the piano.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Sebby, we're going in the assassination business...

[@themogusmonster1846]

A man’s disguise has been compromised in Lego city

[@creeplette2312]

7:34 "people are not your toys " So meta

[@Lyoko.G]

This wasn't the return I was expecting but it's for sure the one we all needed

[@omarenriquez6094]

Watching rt play hitman before i got hitman: This is awesome, this is peak content! Watching rt after master SA/SO every map: oh my god hes terrible… this is peak content!

[@domesticcat1725]

2:08 they really thought they were slick sneaking in a prequel meme

[@logans.7932]

purple jumpsuit guy is just in a marvel movie, he thinks going “Awkward…” constitutes as humor

[@pompeii_ash]

This is a perfect video to watch on my lunch break! great timing rt

[@Schnort]

I was just binging the old playlist, glad to see this pop up in my recommendations!

[@thing4826]

6:43 I don't think I have ever seen hitman ragdoll.

[@AnkenyWiffleball]

This was my first stream I got to watch and it was an experience to say the least.

[@QyfieK]

You really tossed those salads and scrambled those eggs. They all became toasty in the end.

[@Desertable1887]

It’s been a while since I’ve watched RT play Hitman. Hopefully it will be as great as the last time.

[@cd.s.82]

1:46 "Love is love, bro" *gets bludgeoned to death*

[@Qrow022]

I like at 7:42 he said "no one raised an eye." Mixing both "no one batted an eye" and "no one raised a finger." lol

[@lunacanyonrose8436]

It’s a good day when RT uploads.

[@katiedeforest]

Those guards really have tunnelvision "Must seek to alarm noise, can't stop, must follow noise"

[@honestlyaccurate6571]

The first words to come out of my mouth the second I saw this video go up was: ''Oh no.''

[@sepiasmith5065]

This is such good classic RTgame fun 14:50 LMFAOOOOO

[@TheLOLKING123]

Always nice to see my favorite Hitman

[@nerfmcqueen798]

same lol

[@maxdean9205]

Imagine daniel running at you with a briefcase then shouting "I need your clothes!" Then clubbing you in the head with said briefcase.

[@Manfred_Danfred]

The blues are callin once more, they demand Red

[@luckyphant0m0125]

2:08 We found the prequel watcher

[@seansean792]

2:08 Someone really said "this is where the fun begins" 💀

[@sealie0726]

These chaotic videos give me life :]

[@cheese4870]

finally, murder is back on the rtgame content menu i love murder

[@frag3120]

I saw the title and my brain went, "I hear the blues a callen" and "PIVOT, PIVOT!!!"

[@bengal4047]

_"YOU THREW MY SANDWICH AWAY?! _*_MY_*_ SANDWICH?!"_

[@andrearossi6564]

2:08 : "this is where the fun begins"

[@waterotter52]

I just recently started watching the RTGame hitman video and it's made me want to play the game because he makes it look so fun and funny

[@Dribbleondo]

This came out yesterday. Your editor is insanely fast!

[@TheHylianBatman]

A mode that RT was made for! Awesome!

[@voxvolhynia5400]

The silent assassin strikes again. Completely undetected, a shadow in the night, Agent 47 is invisible to the naked eye, much like his supersonic screwdriver (Doctor Who reference not intended, but welcome). Beware, for if you see muffins nearby, you're already dead.

[@achingjack]

was so pumped to see one of these from you!

[@donutplays9124]

Lots of funny business being conducted in this video

[@unlikelyspecimen244]

3:00 see, if this was naughty bear, you'd be completely invisible, because the bear had the sense to cover his face *with a leaf*

[@carlll7596]

YES MORE HITMAN VIDEOS YEEES

[@advisingbob]

15:54 "Now get back to your layer." Understandable. It is not everyday you use the word lair.

[@magnificentbastard1894]

I see any of these hitman videos & I know, when in need, open the video for immediate uplift to day.

[@violentvixen592]

The guy who put him in a body bag knew who you were for sure but said "ain't my business"

[@Oshijamz]

OMG LETS GO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@ImNotMe224]

“All I need is a sword” *throws sword through the wall*

[@shakespearenuketh3233]

RT: Claims fancy gun, proceeds not to use it even once... RT: perfectly balanced, as all things should be