Beating Hitman 3 by Completely Wrong Means

[@RTGame]

I absolutely love Hitman and I'm so happy to be playing it again. If you want to watch my other Hitman videos, I've made a complete playlist of them here. It includes the Dubai level, which is the only map from Hitman 3 not featured in this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/nl6mknpqep19r9k

[@theawsomeguy105]

Is there gonna be more? I really enjoy this

[@ieatmyfamily9676]

hi RT

[@DramaticFlora]

I played through it all on launch day as well. Its an amazing game made even better by the crazy things you did lol

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

don't worry, we love it to

[@niyah000]

I've never been so early 😢

[@sewerrat7526]

The chat screaming to kill everyone we came across like the voices in rts head was probably the best thing ive seen

[@mmori673]

I've never seen chat as bloodthirsty as it is during Hitman streams, lmao. It's like the little devil on RT's shoulder, demanding he murders everyone he comes across

[@pozzsicle]

I'm pretty sure I've seen something like that before

[@undeadmadman5378]

Now I'm so sad I joined as he ended the stream

[@unamusedwaffle]

That’s like Technoblade’s chat

[@sewerrat7526]

@@unamusedwaffle its almost scarier since theyre only like this sometimes

[@blackoutlol2857]

Maid: “I’ve never seen a dead body before” Rt: 🙃

[@yerman0564]

"There's a first time for everything, Ma'am."

[@xeranuphia]

*Robbie Rotten intensifies*

[@TacoIndom]

*"WoULd yOu LiKE tOo?"*

[@ohitsrusher842]

"Hey kids wanna see a dead body!?" -Abridged Alucard

[@m4sherman375]

Did anyone else hear the lisp when RT said do you want to see one?

[@randomtrucks]

my kind of humor is this guy being treated as if he's the most stealthy elegant hitman in the entire world while all he does is murder people in plain sight and run away

[@silvershadow1271]

no witnesses if they're all dead bodies

[@thelivingglitch1371]

I call it “Delusional Expert”

[@JubioHDX]

and he doesnt even run particularly fast 😂 to be honest they have a right to be scared because he NEVER only kills the target theres always some collateral

[@LMYS5697]

​@@JubioHDXall the collateral

[@dsnever3041]

For me, it’s him quick changing after killing someone and no one suspecting that the bald man wearing the clothes of the guy that just got killed could be the killer

[@Dr.Death8520]

I like how after watching Kevin be a "proper" detective, RT just starts causing chaos immediately and is forced to break into the safe after dropping every chandelier.

[@oliveoil_yt]

They swapped identites

[@Cherrybomberbabeh]

Kevin has been out-Kevined

[@OrionGuards]

A spies most advanced weapon: *his heat seeking suitcase*

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

James Bond never showed us that

[@timmythetechpriest5177]

@@CalifornianCuttlefish I thought it was in the second movie. Might just be misremembering things though

[@darkmindedk9]

Damn you beat me, I commented that thinking I was original. Nah, I just scroll down to find more “heat seeking suitcases” 😂

[@CyanDumBell_MC]

Don't forget about the muffin

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@timmythetechpriest5177 no he never had a heat seeking suitcase

[@sushitime5052]

This is the definition of “Stealth is optional”

[@randomcatmeow1394]

No one will find the body if everyone is the body

[@stevenmichel7270]

the perfect asassin remains unseen doesnt matter if hes good at stealth or just kills everything that sees him

[@tnt_rebel2796]

@@randomcatmeow1394 lol

[@RosalineDaisy]

*chandelier falls on his head* man: welp, must be imagining things *sits back down*

[@mrturtlebobington]

I mean, it's not like the chandelier can fall twice.

[@Novawesome840]

"Must've been the wind"

[@trungcaothemagnificent2777]

@@Novawesome840 what’s with flying suitcases

[@Novawesome840]

@@trungcaothemagnificent2777 "I must've hit my head. I'm seeing things"

[@bsmith9890]

I always thought hitman npcs were smart but now they seem like whiterun guards

[@NintendoBlackCrisis]

The world's best assassin returns. Everyone hide the muffins..!!

[@harrybate3620]

Don't forget the fish

[@matthewmartinez9640]

@@harrybate3620 or the friends thing

[@harrybate3620]

@@matthewmartinez9640 Hey baby I hear the blues a calling

[@bornofpixels]

its too late, he found them

[@theriseoffire9307]

You oughtta do a theory on rt

[@flowrianeast42]

I love how everyone in the German club just speaks brutally accented British English

[@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333]

WARUM 😭

[@jackdaw6095]

That assent is called Rp and it’s entirely made up by rich people to sound cool, so honestly it’s almost believable

[@hetty5531]

@@jackdaw6095 sorry but most of the voice actors are not speaking RP

[@trungcaothemagnificent2777]

@@hetty5531 so this is broken English

[@jackdaw6095]

@@hetty5531 honestly I didn’t bother checking

[@Calhasnopals]

I think it’s quite the testament to Hitman’s ability to encourage lunacy at around 11:00 when Daniel pushes that lady. If you stand and talk to her, you get some really sweet dialogue that actually makes 47 look like a human being. Alternatively, as demonstrated, you can exhibit the human ability to push motherfuckers, and I think that’s quite beautiful

[@Adrian-dl9nb]

What do they say? I don't have the game yet

[@TylerWilliams-my6ru]

Leaving a comment here to see what it is too

[@vnac905]

^

[@BM-yy8db]

^

[@TheGateShallStand]

^

[@pexilated1638]

Absolutely love how RT can *destroy* the mood a game is going for “Go ahead and do your thing. At least I’ll die knowing who I am...” Soft muffin slap noise “AH-“ Glass shatters

[@starryknight562]

"Soft muffin slap noise"

[@brightstar5988]

I dunno about you but it weirdly made it more dramatic and hilarious in the best way possible, like his entire ""character"" hes constructed out of what was *meant* to be an agent of death, stays true even to that last moment.

[@LL-tr5et]

21:44 for anyone wondering :p it was beautiful or 22:00 for the muffin slap

[@2-dsynctium773]

"The muffin man."

[@jellycore1316]

@@LL-tr5et Thank youuuu XD

[@AugustusVasilikos]

RT vids: - Chaos - “Chat you can’t say that!” - More chaos - Dumb choices with hilarious results

[@ckali8702]

you forgot: -"do you know the muffin man?"

[@trungcaothemagnificent2777]

@@ckali8702 the flying suitcases always win

[@844SteamFan]

@@trungcaothemagnificent2777 *boomerang

[@hhiqoskar2616]

“Why is chat calling me a boomer”

[@renattor.9095]

You cracked the code!

[@Inaset1]

RT: *kills countless of innocent people* RT when he's caught: "I didn't do anything"

[@legendkid82]

exactly!!!

[@momononon]

“Don’t underestimate the capabilities of a man with a blueberry muffin” -Rumble Tumble Game 2021

[@bones7868]

russia today game 2021

[@trungcaothemagnificent2777]

@@bones7868 pictures

[@noizepusher7594]

Wait, is that what RT stands for?!

[@TheMasterUnity]

@@noizepusher7594 Yes

[@johnjohnson1351]

@@noizepusher7594 Yeah, it comes from RTs previous work on Russian media

[@batatanna]

Detectives in the crime scene be like: "Hmmm yes it seems the victim was killed by a lethal muffin"

[@undefinederror40404]

'Oh no, their muffin was poisoned?!' "Um.. no, that's not quite what happened..."

[@BasiliskDark536]

@@undefinederror40404 The muffin has no bite marks, but it looks a little beaten... OH NO

[@noizepusher7594]

Ah, an unconscious man with traces of muffin on his head and no clothes on, surrounded by 10 security guards with fifteen bullet holes in each. Clearly the work of 47.

[@batatanna]

@@noizepusher7594 hmmm yes yes clearly this is professional SERIOUS work done by a very UNHUMOUROUS murderer such as AGENT 47

[@nebulamess6875]

I can just imagine a scenario: "Good evening Agent 47. Your next assignment is to take out a local baker. Do you know him, Agent 47? He lives on in Drury Lane. Take him out and take his place. Good luck."

[@naughtcornet4944]

Aka, kill everyone WITH him first

[@sewerrat7526]

When we first saw margeret thatcher the whole chat was spamming DING DONG and it was a real bonding experience

[@seamuswagner3458]

I love how the internet collectively decided to hate Margret Thatcher, and the fact RT played into it is amazing

[@sewerrat7526]

@@seamuswagner3458 I mean there is extremely good reason to hate her and i think rts hatred is at least partly real because hes irish

[@idrinkdiesel8451]

THE WICKMED BITCH IS DEAD

[@seamuswagner3458]

@@sewerrat7526 True, she was a whole caleidoscope of evil

[@mk_gamíng0609]

@@sewerrat7526 Depending on who you ask shes either loved or hated, I think if you ask any Falkland islander they love her as she sent in the task force and if your a member of the Orange order you would like her too. I am neutral in the matter. My dad served in both the Falklands and Northern Ireland he was Military police While my dad dislikes Thatcher for the things she did here in the UK E.G the closing of the dock yards and mines. But my dad does agree with her actions to send in troops in NI and Falklands. My dads point of view is if the British army was not sent in, there would of been a lot more bloodshed in NI as you would have two Militant groups fighting each other , The Orange order and there militia forces and the IRA and that would of been WAY WORSE , One terrorist group is bad enough two fighting each other is worse Even tho my dads career ended in NI due to a IRA roadside bomb he was glad to have served Its just one of those things , no two peoples viewpoint will be the exact same, people hate Thatcher for different reasons, People liked her for different reasons Personally I am Neutral I was not alive then

[@StickMaster500]

Hitman is the only game in the world where a suitcase and a blueberry muffin are deadly weapons of mass destruction that’s able to home onto it’s targets. I’m surprised RT hasn’t accidentally started World War 3 with this kind of power.

[@tentativegazer]

Muffins are not to be underestimated.

[@Mikall_]

*Heat seeking suitcases*

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

I can explain the suitcase: It's "homing" because of the Hitman's targeting system. The suitcase simply as a set speed where as other items don't really. I mean their speed relies on proximity to target and is technically a lot higher, but the suitcase was the test item and wasn't fixed in time, so the devs just decided to leave it as it is

[@towelclipz]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeee They took it out, but brought it back due to fan demand

[@bowie8068]

*The suitcase is probably the most intimidating weapon of all time*

[@zer0_tha_warlord224]

As soon as i read this all i though of was kevin throwing it at the guy on the jet ski and watching it chase the dude

[@MorreKorb]

You misspelled muffin.

[@stoshpehowic3590]

I like your profile pic

[@TritonSparrow]

@@stoshpehowic3590 lmao

[@sam4gaming135]

@@MorreKorb you misspelled fish

[@Fumblerful]

"I always loved wine since I was a little boy." My mom always told me that underage drinking would lead to being shoved inside of a wine barrel by a bald hitman.

[@hydrofurious8482]

“You should figure out who you are” Rt “I am the muffin man” Punches to death with muffin

[@connorschmiling3947]

Whenever he plays Hitman, RT becomes more bloodthirsty than Kevin

[@hund7458]

although have you seen kevin's playthroughs? he has a whole series of killing everyone on the map. rt did a couple times but not every time.

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@hund7458Actually, Kevin only has like 4 videos of killing everyone one the map

[@lolglolblol]

I never would have expected you to be the one who just causes chaos rather than solving the murder mystery, while Kevin actually solved it and was stealthy.

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

I love how Dan kills the final guy with a muffin, just like old times

[@pumapandora1310]

I feel like RT plays every game like the creators intended and everything is fine

[@evandelck8541]

Maybe

[@ICTON123]

The fact that they left a blueberry muffin at the end, it seems quite suspicious

[@kiwi_w1w1]

“I just hope that you know what you are doing 47” He sure does

[@naughtcornet4944]

He killed three people in the first minute, heck yeah he does

[@OriginalGameteer]

He sure does, and thats what concerns me

[@Amy604]

That guy that nearly got hit by the chandelier literally went “Oh no!... Anyway” and sat back down

[@naughtcornet4944]

Better than being killed by a brief case

[@Cherrybomberbabeh]

There’s only one chandelier above him, nothing to worry about now. Lol

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

THAT'S IT, THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER! CUE THE SONG AND DANCE!

[@janLilin]

I love how slowly the suitcase travels and still knocking people out

[@arlanengin6904]

The “Watch another video. Or else.” bit at the end really hits different on a hitman video that basically ends with you shattering glass from the force of throwing a muffin.

[@VarnyVarn.H]

RT plays Hitman Again: *I hear the blues a-callin' tossed salads and scrambled eggs*

[@coolcomment8]

"So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyy" BANG BANG BANG BANG

[@williamg209two]

@@coolcomment8 God that nearly killed rt too

[@coleneumann5076]

M E R C Y

[@StaticSheep181]

Lady: "She's never even seen a dead body before." RT: *"WOULD YOU LIKE TO?"*

[@dawsondemro4858]

"I've never seen a dead body before" RT: WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

[@waffledog7292]

"sir I am going to see some idenfication" "ok *throws coin* what was that?" "sir can you pick that up" "ok so you are more difficult *walks away* " "ok bye sir... *hears coin* what was that?" " *picks up coin* oh hello you just switched your pants sir" "no I didnt" "ok then come in"

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

“You did it, you broke down hitman to its bare essentials!”

[@peeelan]

“What’s that in the sky!?” “It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” “No, it’s a flying briefcase!”

[@generallyunimportant]

no, it's an ancient and overused meme.

[@somestatik4943]

"Go on then, do your thing. At least I'll die knowing who I am" Agent 47: *slowly picks up a muffin*

[@duplollamaree1250]

that final line "I know who I am... the muffin man" that was pure undiluted power in a single line. I have fan art to do. edit: I'm so sorry I forgot to do the fan art I swear I will I'm gonna do it tmr I feel so bad right now

[@gh8078]

Can you post a link when you finish please?

[@aramilslaysdemons5170]

^

[@LL-tr5et]

^

[@soarimg]

^

[@krakkywakky863]

^ pics or it didn't happen

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

It’s never felt so right to eat a blueberry muffin and seeing this pop up in your notifications

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

lol karma

[@hatandhoodie_]

The Muffin Man could sense that he was needed.

[@teakettlepikamee3887]

Can you imagine if the way to hire the services of Agent 47 is to just leave a half eaten blueberry muffin somewhere?

[@trungcaothemagnificent2777]

@@teakettlepikamee3887 a murdering succex

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@hatandhoodie_ ye

[@escer9746]

Try gives a scary meaning to “here he comes, the muffin man”,

[@justarandompurplefox3243]

I love how RT gets away with the most cartoon ass distractions on these guards

[@buttonstheturtle1843]

9:51 is basically "do you ever wonder if you're a bad person?" "this playlist is great." Best non-RT moment

[@neonbunnies9596]

2:15 RTGame: I gotta get in without her noticing Target: Literally walks out to see RT

[@AjarTadpole7202]

Regular Player: Distract with muffin Eliminate with gun RT: Distract with Gun Eliminate with Muffin

[@smile_interactive5823]

Cupcake has transferred her powers into the only thing she could, the muffins.

[@bradystaples]

19:27 *in Glados voice* "THE DEADLY NEUROTOXIN

[@yuki97kira]

I like how kevin sneaks in to kill the detective..rt just kills him after killing the guards

[@silvertube11]

9:26 Rtgame confirmed to play the Joker in Joker 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@sabrinarichter2126]

20:03 Polar Express 2: Death express (featuring the annoying kid in a coffin!)

[@Ashona]

By RT standards, if it’s the wrong way to play, then it’s the right way to play

[@goodusername69]

I mean you ain’t wrong

[@dominikvinjeora]

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right

[@bowie8068]

*Maybe imp don’t want to be the bad guy anymore*

[@jagamin5003]

Hitmuffin?

[@dopple22cec58]

Hitmuffin?

[@JavaughnBlaziken]

Hitmuffun!

[@jagamin5003]

@@JavaughnBlaziken exactly

[@cryptling8825]

I’m now concerned whenever Rt sees someone on a railing to an elevated space

[@thegreatestbiggestfella]

The sound of the muffin fucking slapping old mate's cranium absolutely sent me

[@ssneakyandfriends1626]

"there's no way your getting through those doors" (RT proceeds to unload a entire clip into the door) 'that's some strong glass'

[@djGLCKR]

I'd like to meet the inventor of that homing briefcase, Jesus H Christ that was one heck of a trick shot.

[@RalseiKuzu]

18:46 king dragon sends his regards

[@GreyFireClover]

i love the bit at about 8:05. Looks at the laptop then pans his camera towards the muffin and the little gasp that came with it.

[@xtreemgamer129]

9:11 idk what that's *supposed* to be, but it looks like one hell of an amazing rgb gaming chair sound system and i want it

[@stevenmattrell3448]

Top ten weapons too brutal for war: Blueberry Muffin

[@plant7371]

You misspelled blueberry muffin

[@stevenmattrell3448]

@@plant7371 There. I fixed it

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

Muffin, banana, lethal frog, suitcase, fish, Festive axe, unsilenced rifle, the duck, A New Bat, and the throwing scimitar

[@ykomat6860]

I can’t believe I’m saying this but when Kevin played this he killed less people What the feck is happening

[@yio__]

that's because Kevin is better at dealing psychological damage while RT focuses more on mass murdering

[@martinpachu7125]

@@yio__ kevin tortures his victims instead of ending them,you mean? yeah

[@yio__]

@@martinpachu7125 yeah that's a better way to word it

[@RikuoNura383]

He committed to roleplaying the PE and busy solving the puzzle instead of killing people lol

[@HumanoidCreatur]

he cut a lot of deaths out in this, 10:50 that scientist suit and 10:55 that scientist suit are difrent.

[@pyromaniacal13]

Excuse me, the title said by "stupid" means, killing him with a blueberry muffin is entirely appropriate.

[@nakedmario6155]

I mean clearly the blueberry muffin had enough force put into it to kill a man

[@randomcatmeow1394]

@@nakedmario6155 so does a banana as well, the title is clearly a clickbait

[@skybuprofen9834]

"They're gonna be real pissed when her servant comes down after." " *...C o c k* "

[@LadyTsunade777]

The fact that RT has played _so much_ Hitman and yet still tries and fails to distract people by throwing things while they're looking straight at him always gets me. You've got to be out of their sight, either around a corner or behind crouching cover, to get people to go investigate thrown things RT.

[@strawberryjam2861]

As soon as I saw the title, I *knew* that you must've shot Diana once you read "Do not eliminate" I don't know what that says about my expectations

[@amgoose3493]

Hitman is the absolute perfect blend of serious and batshit crazy

[@minecrafter0505]

When will RT learn that in order for people to be distracted by thrown things they have to not see him throw them?

[@naughtcornet4944]

When he hits them

[@ultimatesithlordpalpitine1245]

This game is incredibly hard and RT still manages to fuck around AND beat it at the same time

[@christopherdopfel6514]

"There are no wrong means, only different plans" -Stalin, probably

[@goodusername69]

The wrong plan to Stalin was not throwing millions of troops at the enemy

[@spicytaco5975]

eat your cereal

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

ummmmm

[@spicytaco5975]

@@CalifornianCuttlefish gay!!!! change your profile pic!!!!! gay!!!!!

[@josewilkins2517]

@@spicytaco5975 homophobic!!!! change your philosophies!!!!! homophobic!!!!!

[@gferrol118]

"How much force do you need to put into throwing a phone to knock someone unconscious" Probably less that it takes to knock someone out with a muffin

[@buttercupirl]

i was waiting for him to say "the muffin man" that whole pause and i was NOT disappointed

[@smolsheriff]

The Hitman series brings me so much joy, I'm so happy it's back.

[@CinnaSwirls]

RT doesn't simply try to succeed, he tries to succeed in hilarious ways never intended and stops for bonus chaos along the way. Daniel, never change.

[@psykhosev]

5:28 had me wheezing. Someone get this man in a movie.

[@F3AR1355S]

CMK: Hides in bush, and tries to be somewhat sneaky. RT: "Cowabunga it is"

[@jacoblester5822]

13:22 I have authentic security clearance, it's called a gun! *_clip and a half later_* dammit.

[@ZirexNorcruin]

*Checks title *Sees who uploaded the video "Ah, the usual means then"

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

Imagine a guy approaching you and saying “Great! I needed a new disguise!”

[@jackbuildersmasher6346]

22:00 this made me laugh too much

[@dylanwarner7009]

RT: *violently assaults and murders people* RT when he gets attacked: “I didn’t do anything!”

[@sirsponge9633]

RT said “Fine, I’ll do it myself” when picking up the cleaver

[@gferrol118]

I enjoy how they had a train for transporting Agent 47 but yet nobody even cared about him in disguise. Like you would think they would make sure the guy known for wearing disguises wouldn't be able yo disguise himself

[@andreworders7305]

0:46 laser guided briefcase

[@nicazer]

5:50 "Today... my jurisdiction ends here"

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"I'm In A Much Murderous Mood Today."* That's what the game is all about lol! 😂😂😂

[@yourpersonaldork7799]

14:40 I nearly choked on my drink during this part cuz it was so funny XD

[@Penguin-of-all-penguins]

I can’t wait till RT becomes Thanos and kills half the population of all the maps

[@marrimars]

He uh did slightly more than that

[@DisgustedCheese]

21:52 carnival music started playing outside my house right when this happened and it improved the scene so much

[@Firedemon72]

rt has like a top of the line pc and the train level *still* lags

[@PhantomMattcraft]

Last I heard he had a 2080Ti + 2700x, not really that near "top of the line" anymore. Hopefully he has upgraded the CPU by now, but GPU is probably the same I'd expect. Also shit optimization. Game still just looks okay and not that graphical heavy plus very inconsistent framerate - two nice defining factors of bad optimization. Hopefully that'll be fixed at some point

[@Firedemon72]

@@PhantomMattcraft i know this is old but he got a 3090 from a nvidia sponsorship when he played cyberpunk

[@anneprocter]

I never understand how you manage to get away with so much chaos! When I play Hitman, i get done just for standing slightly awkwardly! It's honestly impressive!

[@dylndaviln3091]

So much of this is just *saves with murderous intent*

[@X-SPONGED]

21:46 I love that every KZbinr I've watched (Jacksepticeye and You) Didn't even consider using the syringe to make him forget who he is until after you killed him Hell, RT didn't even consider it when he finished pacifying him with a muffin and then snapping his neck

[@Morrigan1162]

21:53 I know who I am, I’m the muffin man

[@nightshift8438]

My favorite thing is when it cuts from RT fighting someone to him wearing their clothes as a disguise because you fuckin’ know what happened

[@nakedmario6155]

14:20 Jeez RT they aren’t the Yiga Clan

[@Gidgyz0rs]

Lmao, when he trespassed past the front counter and said "I just need a minute!" I laughed so fuckin hard.

[@spaceitow7512]

ive never laughed harder at the first line of commentary in a video

[@durdleduc8520]

this was the first stream i ever caught and though the backseat gaming was unbelievably intense, i'm so grateful i got to see the conclusion of The Muffinman Saga

[@KyleLi]

When you punch someone with a muffin, and the glass shatters... you're not punching with a muffin, you're punching through it. Muffin is just an unfortunate casualty of war :p

[@naughtcornet4944]

Yeah and so is your knuckle, do you know how painful it is to punch a skull?

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

Lies

[@dhn6154]

Rt has thought me a lot of life lessons But no more important than: DON’T MESS WITH THE MUFFIN MAN

[@zacheurittz9865]

2:57 I didn't know James May was in ths game.

[@Ultradragon16]

The freaking noise the guy made when he smacks him with the muffin