I Tried To Rizz Her Up And This Happened...

Nick and Malena trying to find the best texas BBQ with twitch chat!
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[@Jobe-13]

Nick is the easiest person to scare ever. Just a phallic looking sausage is enough to terrify him.

[@drewp25831]

I don't know man that sausage was pretty scary

[@Provoses]

Like a cat that’s afraid of cucumbers

[@noahstoner851]

Have you seen Game of Thrones tho

[@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming]

Maybe he thinks its contagious and it'll rub on to his sausage...

[@sonicky1994]

P00😮

[@elloco6780]

I sometimes wonder how Nick got this far in life.

[@Lickwetcarrion]

By attaching his chariot to the stud content machine Sodapoppin until he could upgrade to Malena's viking war dog sled team. Hes a genius and underappreciated for it. I fuckin love watching NMP and dont care if I sound like a dick rider.

[@Fraiture15]

his dad is white and rich first of all. next he got lucky as soon twitch popularity took off. so far so good but he is gonna crash hard in his 40s (relationship wise at least).

[@Lickwetcarrion]

@@Fraiture15 Bro, you dont know anything about his life off camera lol dont project so hard

[@beepboopbeepp]

Hes living the dream all the kids want when they grow up

[@charlierose1708]

This is the whole new generation overpaid for trash content never had a real job no idea how life actually works begging for acceptance from strangers it's pathetic AF.😂 He calls is girl bro 🙄 tells you everything you need to know

[@aleckdees9864]

Nick has to be trolling with the hairline

[@ethanhuber8464]

You are the only people I get genuinely excited when I see on my feed

[@SnailMan63]

Nick man idk how you truly feel about your mother and what the situation is, but I care. I really hope you and your mother reconnect eventually. Wish u the best.

[@EricPerridon]

He needs that very much more for his mother about talked.

[@jaromirjagr5316]

nick is the most bullyable person i ever met, the way he acts just doubles down on the fact.

[@Farfarawai]

i would never bully nick, he is my friend

[@BullseyeIX]

One of his advantages is that it's easy to break the ice with him, so he probably has no problems gaining new friends. But if you have an intimidating aura and introverted at the same time It's hella tough.

[@EricPerridon]

So much truth

[@o7juan]

LMAO I didn't know putting a sausage in his face would be enough to scare nick 😂

[@joeblowgoes]

It's so funny what different things nick will freak out about. It's fine to order pickled onions, you just eat it with the meat or in-between bites.

[@TheTlMEWARP]

"I've seen some videos..." 😂

[@poggersquirrel583]

I love how Nick discovers something in himself every time he eats a vegetable

[@Dudewithhat9531]

i bet if malenea left nick he would never find someone again

[@AA1891]

Malena gets it. The sides are important. Give me all the pickled/fermented veggies too.

[@olasarcasm]

I'd die to see a team of shrinks pick nicks brain about his fear of sausage

[@EthanLong]

Nick didn't take the seatbelt off the whole time

[@isranight]

LET ME LOOK AT THE EMPTY BOTTLE!! hahahahaha

[@victoreem2]

that sausage really made the OTK joining rituals come to mind huh?

[@alonelypotato9863]

I Hope Nick does his best on his weight loss journey genuinely, I recently saw a clip where these two were hiking or something? And a guy thought malena, his own girlfriend, was being harassed by nick himself, im a complete stranger on the internet so my massive paragraph doesn’t matter and probably won’t be read, but if he carry’s himself better it’ll improve every single aspect of his life, just like it did for me

[@impulse4079]

Don’t sweat it man, your paragraph matters and you do too

[@lenzo2158]

sadly, his life is too easy, I don't see him taking it seriously unless something serious happens to him, like a breakup or a health issue

[@alonelypotato9863]

@@lenzo2158 honestly man after thinking about I reckon you’re right, he 100% seems like the kind of guy not to follow through with it, though in the case he does im sure he’ll feel amazing and it’ll show through future content, fingers crossed though

[@Vargas_Shezar]

From someone who often talks about having no problem finishing off dudes - Nick does has a panicky reaction to phallic food. Something does not make sense

[@xavierlehew6746]

Nick and Malena are too cute together. Definitely one of those couples that are certain to last with how comfortable they are with each other.

[@laskyb4275]

2:40 how the conversation should've went: Him: i have a NISSAN GTR Her: then why the fuck you are in my uber Him: to rizz you up Her: get out

[@SolitaryOnSaturn]

nick the only dude to say a girls higher pain tolerance due to menstrual cramps isn't fair

[@ChuckyFon]

Nick's barber did him dirty fr

[@stickmanreaper4628]

I feel greasy just by looking at all of that

[@Ggamemaster1998]

They look so happy

[@timmynoshoe8404]

Nick: "drugs are for degenerates" Melana at the streamer awards: 😳😳

[@skrrtskrrtbrrpbrrp]

what?

[@adamgomez1297]

everytime they do these videos i promise you they spend like 150 on that prob and just takes one bite of each t hing and then it goes in trash when they get home

[@Vizarduchiha17]

This was malena revenge 😂

[@questorama]

07:32 TRUE

[@Stevonicus]

Nothing says rizz like screaming when a girl whips out a sausage

[@pokabuxi31]

Damn Nick’s hockey teammates most have fucked him up he’s that afraid of sausages 🙁

[@kdemon667]

You need to level her bro!!

[@W3bd0g]

All this food is just grease and oil with some meat on the side

[@sniperlif3]

I hate sweet and savory together. Give me my savory food, and end with a dessert.

[@paulgilles8518]

bro wtf was that "food"

[@CryTechGames]

Don't go to Paris, they'll be doing remake of the movie Taken.

[@hakim7346]

i hate that its malena who has to go get the food and everything every time

[@EricPerridon]

I agree 💯

[@m.pearsonm9072]

thats the meat bussy.

[@RealSkittleTV]

This is making me dreamybull can't lie

[@timtimjr3654]

7:14 close your eyes

[@Iggyboyblue]

The food looks good

[@huejassle3019]

📉

[@kelkiiii]

how is none of this meat in a fucking container lmfao

[@lordec911]

7:33 No pogo count for Malena there?

[@Biller4444]

Why is otk logo blurred

[@StylesProtocol]

you could always go on a week bender and lose the same amount

[@classicheraldgameplays5364]

Eat whatever you like but stop eating after 7pm and then straight up breakfast in the morning that is why its called Breakfast. Btw fitness is 70% diet based and only 30% workout based so its very easy to lose weight. (Intermittent fasting)

[@Eradicationist]

the jalapenos are suppose to be eaten with food obviously

[@KVenturi]

Negative Rizz

[@harve6]

yall get better with age haha

[@blueraven3997]

"who just gets red onion" Everyone else in Texas is like ".....uhhhhh. Sir?"

[@CeRz]

that's too greasy, i would literally throw up

[@harve6]

as a non american the hate is great lmfao

[@danceswithsquirrels7106]

Sorry to hear about your mom :/

[@SharukhSaifi]

I dont like sausage either. And I dont know why they called sausage in the first place.

[@samsonmiodek1399]

They gonna be soon like true americans with the problem of tying shoes ☺

[@kevboard]

wait... Jalapenos are too hot for him? wtf... Jalapenos barely register as hot they're among the mildest peppers

[@XanderFenikkusu]

O they are pretty hot. They can vary widely in spiciness though

[@theus663]

Bro fr that's actually disgusting

[@zangetsu6996]

Did you really just blur a fuckin sausage bro?

[@TheOriginalArchie]

I didn't watch this live because they have misteronetwo518 blocked so I can't see the chat. I just want to see the chat cuz.

[@PGRFN]

Grown man scared of a sausage smh

[@adamfox264]

I love streams where they frivolously buy food.

[@tylerfries3318]

Tectone quite literally abused his ex-wife, so ya, 0 rizz

[@Varthug]

I love food, drugs and life in general 🤔

[@DoctorBoom.]

is malena still on keto to this day?

[@Shu-sama]

This video is an insult to food.

[@easyweaver9691]

I prefer natural melana with a little sunlight. Minus the eye lashes and fake lips and the Botox

[@WoeIsJesse]

Ok realtalk was Nick like sexually abused? Afraid of soft things, traumatized by sausages, not as into male roles (only aware of some of these things bc same)

[@BGyZyUMs]

love u daddy

[@shai7207]

ALL THIS FOOD LOOKS CHEWD OUT AND PUKED BACK TO A PAPER EW WTF

[@jvacko]

love watching these tho but as time has gone on both just getting worse and worse.. nick ur def on the spectrum bud

[@ssbmfiji5079]

pog

[@CrysisRaider99]

n m pee pee

[@jerryst.laurent2683]

MALENEA HMU PLS

[@harshaky]

First

[@LanTran-qj8vu]

She's a bit overweight like 50lbs overweight

[@toxiclullaby2083]

Why does that matter if she is? She’s not trying to appease you.

[@averagebeetle]

this is a self report big man, you're announcing to everyone you've never touched a woman

[@silentkaine9352]

Why are your videos 12 minutes long if you want your channel to grow do 6 to 8 minute videos and chabge the scenery people get bored looking at the same background

[@fredgro4987]

miz is rich n jacked and had maya and quqco slurpin on him wtf u even talkin bout

[@r0t]

[@Bangladesxmso]

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