I Tried To Rizz Her Up And This Happened...

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Nmplol

Nmplol

Күн бұрын

Nick and Malena trying to find the best texas BBQ with twitch chat!
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Пікірлер: 113
@AyubuKK
@AyubuKK Жыл бұрын
Nick is the easiest person to scare ever. Just a phallic looking sausage is enough to terrify him.
@drewp25831
@drewp25831 Жыл бұрын
I don't know man that sausage was pretty scary
@Provoses
@Provoses Жыл бұрын
Like a cat that’s afraid of cucumbers
@noahstoner851
@noahstoner851 Жыл бұрын
Have you seen Game of Thrones tho
@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming
@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming Жыл бұрын
Maybe he thinks its contagious and it'll rub on to his sausage...
@sonicky1994
@sonicky1994 Жыл бұрын
P00😮
@elloco6780
@elloco6780 Жыл бұрын
I sometimes wonder how Nick got this far in life.
@Lickwetcarrion
@Lickwetcarrion Жыл бұрын
By attaching his chariot to the stud content machine Sodapoppin until he could upgrade to Malena's viking war dog sled team. Hes a genius and underappreciated for it. I fuckin love watching NMP and dont care if I sound like a dick rider.
@Fraiture15
@Fraiture15 Жыл бұрын
his dad is white and rich first of all. next he got lucky as soon twitch popularity took off. so far so good but he is gonna crash hard in his 40s (relationship wise at least).
@Lickwetcarrion
@Lickwetcarrion Жыл бұрын
@@Fraiture15 Bro, you dont know anything about his life off camera lol dont project so hard
@beepboopbeepp
@beepboopbeepp Жыл бұрын
Hes living the dream all the kids want when they grow up
@charlierose1708
@charlierose1708 Жыл бұрын
This is the whole new generation overpaid for trash content never had a real job no idea how life actually works begging for acceptance from strangers it's pathetic AF.😂 He calls is girl bro 🙄 tells you everything you need to know
@ethanhuber8464
@ethanhuber8464 Жыл бұрын
You are the only people I get genuinely excited when I see on my feed
@mustardbread064
@mustardbread064 Жыл бұрын
Nick has to be trolling with the hairline
@SnailMan63
@SnailMan63 Жыл бұрын
Nick man idk how you truly feel about your mother and what the situation is, but I care. I really hope you and your mother reconnect eventually. Wish u the best.
@EricPerridon
@EricPerridon Жыл бұрын
He needs that very much more for his mother about talked.
@o7juan
@o7juan Жыл бұрын
LMAO I didn't know putting a sausage in his face would be enough to scare nick 😂
@TheTlMEWARP
@TheTlMEWARP Жыл бұрын
"I've seen some videos..." 😂
@poggersquirrel583
@poggersquirrel583 Жыл бұрын
I love how Nick discovers something in himself every time he eats a vegetable
@joeblowgoes
@joeblowgoes Жыл бұрын
It's so funny what different things nick will freak out about. It's fine to order pickled onions, you just eat it with the meat or in-between bites.
@Dudewithhat9531
@Dudewithhat9531 Жыл бұрын
i bet if malenea left nick he would never find someone again
@EthanLong
@EthanLong Жыл бұрын
Nick didn't take the seatbelt off the whole time
@olasarcasm
@olasarcasm Жыл бұрын
I'd die to see a team of shrinks pick nicks brain about his fear of sausage
@alonelypotato9863
@alonelypotato9863 Жыл бұрын
I Hope Nick does his best on his weight loss journey genuinely, I recently saw a clip where these two were hiking or something? And a guy thought malena, his own girlfriend, was being harassed by nick himself, im a complete stranger on the internet so my massive paragraph doesn’t matter and probably won’t be read, but if he carry’s himself better it’ll improve every single aspect of his life, just like it did for me
@impulse4079
@impulse4079 Жыл бұрын
Don’t sweat it man, your paragraph matters and you do too
@lenzo2158
@lenzo2158 Жыл бұрын
sadly, his life is too easy, I don't see him taking it seriously unless something serious happens to him, like a breakup or a health issue
@alonelypotato9863
@alonelypotato9863 Жыл бұрын
@@lenzo2158 honestly man after thinking about I reckon you’re right, he 100% seems like the kind of guy not to follow through with it, though in the case he does im sure he’ll feel amazing and it’ll show through future content, fingers crossed though
@AA1891
@AA1891 Жыл бұрын
Malena gets it. The sides are important. Give me all the pickled/fermented veggies too.
@laskyb4275
@laskyb4275 Жыл бұрын
2:40 how the conversation should've went: Him: i have a NISSAN GTR Her: then why the fuck you are in my uber Him: to rizz you up Her: get out
@victoreem2
@victoreem2 Жыл бұрын
that sausage really made the OTK joining rituals come to mind huh?
@isranight
@isranight Жыл бұрын
LET ME LOOK AT THE EMPTY BOTTLE!! hahahahaha
@SolitaryOnSaturn
@SolitaryOnSaturn Жыл бұрын
nick the only dude to say a girls higher pain tolerance due to menstrual cramps isn't fair
@ChuckyFon
@ChuckyFon Жыл бұрын
Nick's barber did him dirty fr
@xavierlehew6746
@xavierlehew6746 Жыл бұрын
Nick and Malena are too cute together. Definitely one of those couples that are certain to last with how comfortable they are with each other.
@Vargas_Shezar
@Vargas_Shezar Жыл бұрын
From someone who often talks about having no problem finishing off dudes - Nick does has a panicky reaction to phallic food. Something does not make sense
@timmynoshoe8404
@timmynoshoe8404 Жыл бұрын
Nick: "drugs are for degenerates" Melana at the streamer awards: 😳😳
@skrrtskrrtbrrpbrrp
@skrrtskrrtbrrpbrrp Жыл бұрын
what?
@stickmanreaper4628
@stickmanreaper4628 Жыл бұрын
I feel greasy just by looking at all of that
@adamgomez1297
@adamgomez1297 Жыл бұрын
everytime they do these videos i promise you they spend like 150 on that prob and just takes one bite of each t hing and then it goes in trash when they get home
@Ggamemaster1998
@Ggamemaster1998 Жыл бұрын
They look so happy
@kelkiiii
@kelkiiii Жыл бұрын
how is none of this meat in a fucking container lmfao
@Vizarduchiha17
@Vizarduchiha17 Жыл бұрын
This was malena revenge 😂
@Stevonicus
@Stevonicus Жыл бұрын
Nothing says rizz like screaming when a girl whips out a sausage
@sniperlif3
@sniperlif3 Жыл бұрын
I hate sweet and savory together. Give me my savory food, and end with a dessert.
@questorama
@questorama Жыл бұрын
07:32 TRUE
@pokabuxi31
@pokabuxi31 Жыл бұрын
Damn Nick’s hockey teammates most have fucked him up he’s that afraid of sausages 🙁
@marcus716
@marcus716 3 күн бұрын
2:30 thumbnail
@huejassle3019
@huejassle3019 Жыл бұрын
📉
@CryTechGames
@CryTechGames Жыл бұрын
Don't go to Paris, they'll be doing remake of the movie Taken.
@hakim7346
@hakim7346 Жыл бұрын
i hate that its malena who has to go get the food and everything every time
@EricPerridon
@EricPerridon Жыл бұрын
I agree 💯
@W3bd0g
@W3bd0g Жыл бұрын
All this food is just grease and oil with some meat on the side
@timtimjr3654
@timtimjr3654 Жыл бұрын
7:14 close your eyes
@kdemon667
@kdemon667 9 ай бұрын
You need to level her bro!!
@paulgilles8518
@paulgilles8518 Жыл бұрын
bro wtf was that "food"
@classicheraldgameplays5364
@classicheraldgameplays5364 Жыл бұрын
Eat whatever you like but stop eating after 7pm and then straight up breakfast in the morning that is why its called Breakfast. Btw fitness is 70% diet based and only 30% workout based so its very easy to lose weight. (Intermittent fasting)
@StylesProtocol
@StylesProtocol Жыл бұрын
you could always go on a week bender and lose the same amount
@Biller4444
@Biller4444 Жыл бұрын
Why is otk logo blurred
@KVenturi
@KVenturi Жыл бұрын
Negative Rizz
@Eradicationist
@Eradicationist Жыл бұрын
the jalapenos are suppose to be eaten with food obviously
@lordec911
@lordec911 Жыл бұрын
7:33 No pogo count for Malena there?
@blueraven3997
@blueraven3997 Жыл бұрын
"who just gets red onion" Everyone else in Texas is like ".....uhhhhh. Sir?"
@Iggyboyblue
@Iggyboyblue Жыл бұрын
The food looks good
@m.pearsonm9072
@m.pearsonm9072 Жыл бұрын
thats the meat bussy.
@GridM2
@GridM2 Жыл бұрын
This is making me dreamybull can't lie
@harve6
@harve6 Жыл бұрын
as a non american the hate is great lmfao
@CeRz
@CeRz Жыл бұрын
that's too greasy, i would literally throw up
@WoeIsJesse
@WoeIsJesse Жыл бұрын
Ok realtalk was Nick like sexually abused? Afraid of soft things, traumatized by sausages, not as into male roles (only aware of some of these things bc same)
@samsonmiodek1399
@samsonmiodek1399 Жыл бұрын
They gonna be soon like true americans with the problem of tying shoes ☺
@danceswithsquirrels7106
@danceswithsquirrels7106 Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your mom :/
@harve6
@harve6 Жыл бұрын
yall get better with age haha
@SharukhSaifi
@SharukhSaifi Жыл бұрын
I dont like sausage either. And I dont know why they called sausage in the first place.
@tylerfries3318
@tylerfries3318 Жыл бұрын
Tectone quite literally abused his ex-wife, so ya, 0 rizz
@kevboard
@kevboard Жыл бұрын
wait... Jalapenos are too hot for him? wtf... Jalapenos barely register as hot they're among the mildest peppers
@XanderFenikkusu
@XanderFenikkusu Жыл бұрын
O they are pretty hot. They can vary widely in spiciness though
@theus663
@theus663 Жыл бұрын
Bro fr that's actually disgusting
@TheOriginalArchie
@TheOriginalArchie Жыл бұрын
I didn't watch this live because they have misteronetwo518 blocked so I can't see the chat. I just want to see the chat cuz.
@zangetsu6996
@zangetsu6996 Жыл бұрын
Did you really just blur a fuckin sausage bro?
@jvacko
@jvacko Жыл бұрын
love watching these tho but as time has gone on both just getting worse and worse.. nick ur def on the spectrum bud
@Varthug
@Varthug Жыл бұрын
I love food, drugs and life in general 🤔
@shai7207
@shai7207 Жыл бұрын
ALL THIS FOOD LOOKS CHEWD OUT AND PUKED BACK TO A PAPER EW WTF
@Shu-sama
@Shu-sama Жыл бұрын
This video is an insult to food.
@DoctorBoom.
@DoctorBoom. Жыл бұрын
is malena still on keto to this day?
@easyweaver9691
@easyweaver9691 Жыл бұрын
I prefer natural melana with a little sunlight. Minus the eye lashes and fake lips and the Botox
@adamfox264
@adamfox264 Жыл бұрын
I love streams where they frivolously buy food.
@PGRFN
@PGRFN Жыл бұрын
Grown man scared of a sausage smh
@BGyZyUMs
@BGyZyUMs Жыл бұрын
love u daddy
@zzzleepy-t7z
@zzzleepy-t7z Жыл бұрын
MALENEA HMU PLS
@CrysisRaider99
@CrysisRaider99 Жыл бұрын
n m pee pee
@ssbmfiji5079
@ssbmfiji5079 Жыл бұрын
pog
@harshaky
@harshaky Жыл бұрын
First
@LanTran-qj8vu
@LanTran-qj8vu Жыл бұрын
She's a bit overweight like 50lbs overweight
@toxiclullaby2083
@toxiclullaby2083 Жыл бұрын
Why does that matter if she is? She’s not trying to appease you.
@averagebeetle
@averagebeetle Жыл бұрын
this is a self report big man, you're announcing to everyone you've never touched a woman
@silentkaine9352
@silentkaine9352 Жыл бұрын
Why are your videos 12 minutes long if you want your channel to grow do 6 to 8 minute videos and chabge the scenery people get bored looking at the same background
@fredgro4987
@fredgro4987 Жыл бұрын
miz is rich n jacked and had maya and quqco slurpin on him wtf u even talkin bout
@r0t
@r0t Жыл бұрын
@Bangladesxmso
@Bangladesxmso Жыл бұрын
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