Little Willies, support the channel by buying my cat www.catwarehouse.com/pages/buy-my-cat
@apersunthathasaridiculousl18902 жыл бұрын
🌞
@Tommo37562 жыл бұрын
Hi
@isaacgonzalez48612 жыл бұрын
I'll buy a cat
@biginfluencer52522 жыл бұрын
Hey big Willie
@greenbeancanned71232 жыл бұрын
Ok
@yanoushka2 жыл бұрын
"Hundred years ago, dad's only job was to get drunk and inflict permanent psychological damage on the family. when did the rules became so complicated ?" I cried
@spectrecustoms5640 Жыл бұрын
“EmOTioNal DaMAge” -that one guy who makes videos
@WOKEchair Жыл бұрын
What's worse is that it's true Although it wasn't intended Like how the fathers weren't intended
@RealBelisariusCawl Жыл бұрын
Apparently it was the same thirty years ago too.
@piccalillipit9211 Жыл бұрын
MY DAD was a super dad - he inflicted the psychological damage whilst T total
@trevorlebaron1596 Жыл бұрын
Really my dad did that but not 500 years ago
@matterwiz16892 жыл бұрын
"all he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheezits off the ground" that's exactly what i was like as a kid. This is a perfect simulation of parenthood.
@zappy3122 жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it, I did spend a lot of time under our kitchen table as a kid.
@michaelgrimes99422 жыл бұрын
i read this right as william said it in the video
@matterwiz16892 жыл бұрын
@@michaelgrimes9942 yeah, i did that on purpose
@dustyboialex2 жыл бұрын
that's how I am now and I'm 19
@perregrinne25002 жыл бұрын
I didn't have cheezits growing up, only gum stuck to the bottoms of tables...
@csquared13312 жыл бұрын
“All he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheezits off the ground”. Having a toddler myself, I would say this sounds like pretty spot on toddler behavior.
@spookydad73892 жыл бұрын
I was this kid until i was at least 12, it's pretty damn spot on
@MarshiiRose2 жыл бұрын
I also was that kid before and I regret nothing
@jeffrbake2 жыл бұрын
@@MarshiiRose I regret growing up...
@redliv2 жыл бұрын
That is so adorable 🥰
@olympian002 жыл бұрын
@@spookydad7389 i do this now tbh
@CheshieD Жыл бұрын
Watching this knowing that they found out they were having a kid the same day the raccoon arrived oddly makes the stress in the video make more sense
@emmett382Ай бұрын
I know right!!
@emmett382Ай бұрын
I just came from the “I made a kid” vid and I’m so stressed about how he reacts
@michaelkartman35432 жыл бұрын
The part where you wonder why you’re doing so much for Oliver when he doesn’t appreciate any of it is honestly the most practice you could get for having kids
@yippykiay132 жыл бұрын
But damn do they give good hugs.
@mooselove2 жыл бұрын
@@yippykiay13 that sounds extremely creepy my dude 😂
@michaeltagor42382 жыл бұрын
@@mooselove you don't have a kid then
@Iera_Thaumaturgy2 жыл бұрын
@@yippykiay13they do, their hugs are wholesome
@shianeruu43592 жыл бұрын
@@mooselove You are the only person insinuating that liking hugs from children is creepy. You're the creepy one here
@PaulHofreiter2 жыл бұрын
It’s actually shockingly similar how that raccoon acted compared to a toddler, speaking as a parent, minus the actual achieved height of the climbing.
@sydneyhobbs98172 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself. This is exactly what my brother was like. By four he taught me how to climb a support beam to the roof.
@MercuryA20002 жыл бұрын
@@sydneyhobbs9817 That's a terrifying thought. Your poor parents.
@swimmyswim4172 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when my brother was four he loved to climb on top of our refrigerator and freak out our poor mom.
@Jadeserphant2 жыл бұрын
My youngest could climb on top of the fridge before I could cross the room to stop him. Lol
@BloodFox492 жыл бұрын
My older sister taught me to shimmy up the door frames when mom would put us in time-out. Eventually she looked at my 6 year old angy face, with my hand slapped on the ceiling and went "okay well as long as you stay there" and went about her business with a ten minute timer and making sure I was still there by keeping an ear out for the "THUMP" that came with my descent. My mom was admirable with her parenting. She had a similar strategy for when I had tantrums in the grocery store. Meaning she would pick me up, plop me in a spot of her choice and let me wear myself out while she continued her shopping within eye shot of me. I now apply this strategy with my cat son when he goes a little too goblin mode but also with cat toys for distraction.
@Infectd2 жыл бұрын
I was skeptical but then I saw how much he ignored you and how little he appreciated everything you did. Turns out you were right, exactly like a toddler.
@lindapillow84132 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DeathChamberSPAZ2 жыл бұрын
I am sure Gobbler probably complained afterwards that this was the worst day of his life!
@MartellaNutella Жыл бұрын
The fact they found out she was pregnant the day the raccoon showed up 😂
@Rahnonymous Жыл бұрын
Wait, she was pregnananant with the raccoon?!? 🤡🤡🤡
@PRAYINGMANTIS. Жыл бұрын
@@Rahnonymous premgnant***
@soXCold Жыл бұрын
Pregante
@pbee.njayay444 Жыл бұрын
@@soXColdpregante in the accent is my favorite one
@Spacesatyr6565 Жыл бұрын
Plepurgeltant
@MaKSokami2 жыл бұрын
Valuable experience! Just add: - Kids will not be quiet like this racoon - They will not always explore by themselves and instead can chase you everywhere not giving you any space - They will not let you have decent sleep. Some kids - for years - Smaller kids cannot climb as good as this racoon, so they are more likely to fall and end up in ER or even die. - A kid would push a chair and start playing with kitchen knifes that racoon has ignored. Kids are suicidal and house has to transform or constant supervision is needed.
@CorinnaAtHome Жыл бұрын
Accurate
@ctakitimu Жыл бұрын
And kids have opposable thumbs. Much more havoc with that.
@solis_nova Жыл бұрын
accurate. i had my nephews over at my house for a month, and they somehow managed to pour salt and pepper all over my sisters bed, spread lotion over our entire kitchen floor and themselves, and pour honey onto the carpet all in a week
@esmeesmeralda701 Жыл бұрын
Accurate
@petrri323 Жыл бұрын
Also they're going to be around for the next 60-70 years. The first 18 of which you're on tab for.
@buffbarneystan32802 жыл бұрын
Omg why is this actually kind of a good way to practice taking care of a toddler? All it's missing is the continuous screaming and the lack of sleep.
@velinas_2 жыл бұрын
Toddlers are not really supposed to scream. That's more of a problem with some newborn ( not all, some are blessedly silent).
@buffbarneystan32802 жыл бұрын
@@velinas_ huh. Guess every toddler I've met just really hated me lol
@danimack382 жыл бұрын
Toddlers scream. Not like infants for assistance but as a form of psychological torture
@1_star_reviews2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think this is accurate. Toddlers are easier to train.
@arewahaircaretv87182 жыл бұрын
Screaming? What kind of kids do you have?
@Dullrig2 жыл бұрын
Lots of respect for arming your cat so you know he’s safe.
@johnjriggsarchery24572 жыл бұрын
Cats and raccoons aren't natural enemies.
@wessltov2 жыл бұрын
@@johnjriggsarchery2457 I doubt Jimbo would get along with the opossum Will tried to catch earlier
@earthtowise80402 жыл бұрын
@@wessltov I'm tired of this opossum propaganda... the red squirrels are the actual enemy.
@pillowscout2 жыл бұрын
@@johnjriggsarchery2457 Anything and anyone can be a natural enemy if they start beating the fuck out of you.
@themiller39402 жыл бұрын
@@johnjriggsarchery2457 no but raccoons have been known to kill cats. I particularly hear they drown cats, actually.
@indig0icee Жыл бұрын
Giving the raccoon a Nutella gun next to the decorative cream pillow gave me an inordinate amount of anxiety
@EvanSam Жыл бұрын
Oh my god you’re mee😂😂😂
@bridykes998611 ай бұрын
😆 saying I chose something kids can't seem to keep their hands off of 🤦♀️😂 then puts Nuttela on it 😅
@bricekrispees16 күн бұрын
the kids will destroy it, it's okay
@jedyjoey2 жыл бұрын
I was watching this while my mom was in the room and she asked what it was so I said a guy got a racoon to simulate what it's like to have a child and her immediate reaction was, "I hope he doesn't try to breast feed it."
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
Now I'm disappointed he didn't at least hold out a little baby bottle for the raccoon.
@CodeeXD2 жыл бұрын
Bro you're mom's on another one
@sasuke9212312 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this I can imagine it being held like a baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nyaradhiambo2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@TSUNAMI-MAMI2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo your mom is hilarious
@gatsbysdead2 жыл бұрын
I was fully expecting this to be the worlds most elaborate pregnancy announcement
@EEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын
E
@jiru3312 жыл бұрын
Damn me too. Lol
@ggwonder44842 жыл бұрын
Same ahaha
@maildaemon2 жыл бұрын
@@u-lilhissy I promise you can be wholesome on the internet
@Foxboi6812 жыл бұрын
@@u-lilhissy b.but what did you expect this video to be then??
@alechanted2 жыл бұрын
It's totally like a kid, except kid would also constantly ask trivial questions about literally everything they see, until your brain melts.
@MartinFinnerup2 жыл бұрын
Of course. The world is entirely new to them, so everything is weird and confusing. I kinda envy that sense of wonder these days.
@Starinthesky8262 жыл бұрын
Animaniacs was totally spot with Mindy, of Mindy and Buttons. Why!? Why?! Why?! WHY!? Ok I love you! Buuuu Bye!!
@Braham_the_Terror2 жыл бұрын
That's the best part thought
@TinkersKustomPaintball Жыл бұрын
why?
@flubnub266 Жыл бұрын
@@Braham_the_Terror Maybe for some people. For those of us who say we "are bad with children" that's easily one of top 3 things we can't handle.
@nikkig4802 Жыл бұрын
The raccoon teaches the most important lesson about children, just cause you buy it or think they’ll like it doesn’t mean they will. And hide your garbage
@wackyzany33972 жыл бұрын
Seeing william make an artificial butt for the raccoon tail and remembering he has an engineering degree is like seeing michael scott make a business deal and remembering he's a good business man
@SaitoGray2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that solution was so simple and élégant. Top notch fake butt.
@Fenwayb2 жыл бұрын
It definitely came with a way to attach it he just wasn't willing to use it
@Ryanrulesok2 жыл бұрын
It was a furry butt plug so I'm glad he modified it
@Sluggga2 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about the butt plug??? Lmao wtf shit is nasty
@stefanejegod86442 жыл бұрын
@@SaitoGray I mean.. engineering a solution is usually not about simplicity. The simple way to attach it would've been just to cut the ...well the buttplug off, and attach it with a piece of duct tape. William engineered a solution that would allow the use of the item, without altering the item... Which is ...yeah the most engineering method, but it's definitely not the most simple method. He probably had to spend like ...4 hours designing, printing, redesigning and replinting that thing.
@tylerblack39622 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the best “parenthood” practice videos ever, best part, the “baby” is cute, fluffy and doesn’t scream cry.
@aprettyflyguy2 жыл бұрын
It just has a chance to hiss
@scurvofpcp2 жыл бұрын
The lack of diapers is a plus as well.
@kip2582 жыл бұрын
Raccoons aren't good training imo because they're nocturnal.
@sfshilo2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, this is extremely close.
@alexyochum56482 жыл бұрын
Okay, raccoon owner here. Its like a baby, mixed with a monkey, dog, and cat… except one that can scale vertical walls😬 not as easy as it seems. Theyre super cute and fun though. They have so much personality
@TheEddykotta2 жыл бұрын
"all he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheez-its from the floor" Willy, that's exactly what having a child is like
@arin27472 жыл бұрын
thats also just a regular Thursday for me, a taxpaying adult with a graduate degree
@jeaniecameron2952 жыл бұрын
@@arin2747 same
@mezmerizer02662 жыл бұрын
@@arin2747 it's all I can afford to do in the last couple years.
@dubiouscloud51152 жыл бұрын
For some reason I read this line as though it was said by the narrator of the Stanley parable. Strangely, it works.
@LiveSeruio2 жыл бұрын
@@dubiouscloud5115 that works way to well.
@jenshere2090 Жыл бұрын
Ok, wildlife rehabber here. I was ready to HATE this because of the whole “renting” of this poor raccoon. (Rehabbers are not fans of anyone keeping wildlife as pets.) I have to say, I found this hilarious! The raccoon was obviously well taken care of and really seemed to be enjoying himself while trying to destroy your home in the process…lol. Have no fear, you two are going to make fantastic parents!
@rrteppo Жыл бұрын
Is it true that of the wildlife animals raccoons are the closest to being domesticated, other than some European foxes? Or was the book I read a few years back wrong?
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I was a bit concerned at first but the handlers being there the whole time made me feel much better.
@cahan557 Жыл бұрын
@@rrteppoI don’t think that’s true. I think the exact definition of “domesticated” varies between fields but generally it refers to having a mutualistic relationship with humans (we provide them their required resources and they provide us a service or resource). I think some other fields base it off of other things like how the animal instinctively reacts to humans (wild horses mainly run from humans but domestic horses are usually cautious but will approach humans). Based on these two definitions, I would say no to both. Raccoons are well adapted for urban living (like a pigeon or rat) but are not specifically domesticated. They scavenge from the waste of humans but they don’t interact with humans to provide a resource or service. Raccoons are also instinctively aggressive and prefer independence so will not do well cohabiting with a human. Raccoons would likely have to stop being aggressive with humans to begin domestication. It would be fun to live in a world where governments have a program that lets raccoons turn in picked-up plastics for recycling to get food but raccoons don’t seem to be willing to engage in that sort of relationship.
@kslidzorous Жыл бұрын
@cahan557 pigeons are domesticated they didn't adapt we bred them to be that way
@jasonmyneni8605 Жыл бұрын
Pet raccoons (at least in California) aren’t wild anymore. They are bred by breeders and domesticated (ish). You have to be a licensed wildlife rehabber to even touch a wild raccoon.
@lukeskywalker78782 жыл бұрын
This was actually more heartfelt than I was expecting it to be
@pineapple_screw83682 жыл бұрын
i cried
@steven124262 жыл бұрын
@@pineapple_screw8368 same bro
@asldfkjgl2 жыл бұрын
If you like this check out 'the rehearsal' by Nathan Fielder which this is probably 'inspired' from
@matthewb99812 жыл бұрын
@@asldfkjgl totally gave me rehearsal vibes
@EEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын
E
@Nybson2 жыл бұрын
“Having a child is either a living nightmare, or this raccoon isn’t a good substitute for a kid” Probably both.
@avasinistra2 жыл бұрын
Honestly it depends on the kid he's exactly like my four-year-old nephew.
@ZackMC9372 жыл бұрын
The funny part is I was at this scene when reading this yes I loved it
@anthonystaton37402 жыл бұрын
I have a daughter who is two, she climbs on everything.
@TJ-bn2cn2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 lol the secrets parents don’t share, so they get grandchildren! 😊
@noitallmanaz2 жыл бұрын
i have a 15 year old girl. I love her to death. But living nightmare is an exact description.
@candiwalkowski74802 жыл бұрын
My son’s 3rd birthday, he screamed and cried at Chucky Cheese, kept taking off his clothes, and all he wanted to do was eat gum from under the tables. He also liked to climb the fridge and the coats in the coat closet back then. Raccoons aren’t far off.
@pommiebears Жыл бұрын
My son would get naked any time he could, ever since he could walk…..he’s been exposing himself! He’s 25 years old now, and over Christmas dinner, his girlfriend told me that he comes home from work, puts the kettle on for a cup of tea, whilst that boils…..he gets naked and walks around with his twig and berries, without any shame. So, your boy will always want to be naked, even when he grows up, and is suppose to wear clothes! Lol.
@serena1951 Жыл бұрын
@@pommiebears I think maybe that's just a...your son...kinda thing..😭😭
@testerwulf3357 Жыл бұрын
@@pommiebears That’s a your son thing 🙃 I hated having clothes on as a kid, now I wear more than necessary..
@Zomana9 Жыл бұрын
@@pommiebears Huh.
@stokhosursus Жыл бұрын
First favorite part @ 7:58. Oh! They gave you a way to attach the tail, but probably not in the way you’d appreciate too much. 😂
@spook6394 Жыл бұрын
Never understood that, like bro the tailbone is significantly higher than the asshole.
@TheBuddel Жыл бұрын
Skill issue
@killingtimeitself Жыл бұрын
@@spook6394 u cant just put an asshole where the tailbone is though
@jimmypenguinny Жыл бұрын
@@spook6394 tail buttplugs aren't exactly made for accuracy
@spook6394 Жыл бұрын
@@killingtimeitself that’s true you can’t do that
@tylerray13682 жыл бұрын
"You need to childproof the house." *Leaves knife block out in perfect raccoon range, allowing raccoon stabbies.*
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
I'm sure a raccoon can be trusted with knives, right?
@Rowdimouse2 жыл бұрын
it seems like the only child proofing he did was outlet covers
@mortalsno40862 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! Raccoons are naturally avid chefs and will filet food for you if given a knife! Try this out with the wild raccoons in your neighborhood!
@Bookieson2 жыл бұрын
One thing I learned from this video: Everything is in raccoon range.
@The_Dominated2 жыл бұрын
the first comment i typed went against youtube tos but just know i think your cringe and dislike you
@beautifulbutterflies21742 жыл бұрын
The fact that your Raccoon tail is actually a butt plug is effing hilarious. “The seller didn’t give me anything to attach it with.” Well played William😁
@neonlacee Жыл бұрын
When he said 'plug' twice I was dying XDXD
@frankierzucekjr Жыл бұрын
He's one funny dude
@pulsefuture4156 Жыл бұрын
I wasn't gonna say anything but.....
@emotrash6957 Жыл бұрын
@the only god that’s pretty smart
@emotrash6957 Жыл бұрын
i want it
@ThePenguinMan2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry, I gave him a gun.” Is the most American thing I’ve ever heard.
@johntomik46322 жыл бұрын
I'm from Alabama and totally agree.
@miammajor2 жыл бұрын
So true 😂😂😂
@petitmeowmeow Жыл бұрын
I instantly subscribed at that.
@petitmeowmeow Жыл бұрын
@@syzl___ ... I mean the joke was that it's a cat, dude. Cat's can't use guns.
@walli7754 Жыл бұрын
@@syzl___ it's a joke dude, smile
@TheDavidSolomon Жыл бұрын
This video makes a lot more sense after he said that he’s going to have a kid in the “I made a baby” video and they found out in the making of this video😭
@aurorahasfallen2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, that raccoon acted better then 80% of human children
@aurorahasfallen2 жыл бұрын
@omareew ok I won’t lol he deleted his comment in shame
@no1frenchfri2 жыл бұрын
As a parent I agree. This shows how they get into everything but not the emotional turmoil my daughter did to me
@screechingcosby2 жыл бұрын
A raccoon wrote this, the spelling confirms it
@maildaemon2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the climbing and exploring is exactly what my cat does. I could make her a wooden dumpster and she'd jump right in She's just like a little child, down to the constant need for attention
@saucyBot2 жыл бұрын
And 80% of the racoon pets
@caramelapplejollyrancher Жыл бұрын
as a mom to a 1 year old this is definitely what it feels like to have a toddler. especially when you planned an entire party and said the raccoon didnt care. me too
@ladyeowyn42 Жыл бұрын
My kiddo cried at his first birthday cupcake. Big loud sobbing tears. The candle was a bad idea, apparently scared the hell out of him.
@VoltisArt Жыл бұрын
First (perhaps two or three?) birthdays and funerals are really the same deal. The featured person isn't actually who they're for, and they probably won't remember either way.
@Trump2024asw Жыл бұрын
@@VoltisArtI can't remember anything behind 7
@obiwankenobi543 Жыл бұрын
Put your baby in a metal cage with a battle bot and see who will win
@GioGio-fq1vl Жыл бұрын
Lmao this is why my mother would wait til we either hit 5 or became sentient to start throwing us birthday parties, she said there was no point in doing it if we didn't care. My brother, who is her first kid, slept through his birthday party when he turned 1.
@poggers32182 жыл бұрын
I like how he thinks it would be weird/creepy to rent a kid but Nathan Fielder built an entire show around that concept.
@Lovin_NY932 жыл бұрын
This is Nathan for you
@killemdeader11892 жыл бұрын
And it was weird lol
@zoemorehead75152 жыл бұрын
fr someone hook him up
@mooselove2 жыл бұрын
What show did he do where you could rent a kid? Not Nathan for you, I don’t recall kid rentals on there.
@pedrorocha69602 жыл бұрын
@@mooselove it's called the rehearsal
@LabraDoodleDraws Жыл бұрын
This is making me feel SO BAD for my mom…I am a quadruplet…who has adhd…my poor mother had FOUR RACCON CHILDREN IN HER HOUSE
@Miracle12348 Жыл бұрын
Hey I’m a triplet- O:
@nissan_skyline11 ай бұрын
Oh.. your poor mother LOL On a side note.. Wow, a quadruplet?! How rare! Did your mother conceive you guys naturally? That's even more rare.
@bridykes998611 ай бұрын
Oh wow 😅
@originalparafan2 жыл бұрын
“All he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheez-its off of the ground” Yup, you got yourself a toddler.
@BREASHONTELL Жыл бұрын
😂❤
@Derek_Wyld Жыл бұрын
I'm 28 and that sounds kinda fun ngl
@kat__rapunzel2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe being a parent isn't about things going right but learning how do deal with things going wrong" that's a great line
@tomlxyz Жыл бұрын
Actually really spot on given that the child growing up will make a lot of mistakes to learn
@QWERTYUIOP-ed7sv Жыл бұрын
True.. instead of saying 'no'. I tell my niece/nephews they can only cry in low volumes if something were to happen in their jumping games.
@guccilife78410 ай бұрын
No
@EnshourT_2 жыл бұрын
"is that a Raccoon?" William lost the biggest opportunity to say: "No, that's my son"
@wackydoggs2 жыл бұрын
or act as though the raccoon had somehow snuck in without his knowledge and pretend to be horrified
@thevocatiousunspeakables709 Жыл бұрын
This is called "foreshadowing"
@MeganDinerman2 жыл бұрын
“All he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat Cheez-its off the ground.” This is pretty much exactly parenthood. You, caretaker, and the raccoon survived the day and your house was still more or less okay. Mission accomplished, sir. You have officially done more research than over 99% of prospective parents.
@Kristenhas3cats2 жыл бұрын
Yep, I thought it would be ridiculous, but this was just your average day with a child around the one year mark... He's lucky it's cheezits under the table, when my poor kid was a baby she found cat vomit under there. Totally ate it too, because kids and raccoons are surprisingly similar.
@wessltov2 жыл бұрын
If more people would do this kind of research, the species would die out
@WE.R.NOT.OK.W.U.TRMP_GTFO2 жыл бұрын
hehe, that was me. I'm still addicted, but I'm controlling the floor food habit Oo ...eh, I have relapsed a few times. hehe
@StraveTube2 жыл бұрын
I've never felt more relieved than when it was revealed that there were handlers there to keep the Oliver safe.
@ladysauce2508 Жыл бұрын
im 5 minutes into the video. thank u for this comment because i already feel extremely stressed and worried for oliver's health edit: i also think its funny you refer to oliver as "The Oliver" as if oliver is a singular noun
@StraveTube Жыл бұрын
@@ladysauce2508 That was 100% a typo, but I'm just gonna leave it and pretend it was on purpose. Oliver deserves the definite article.
@vickijo2343 Жыл бұрын
Wtf are you talking about? Raccoons are resourceful creatures...keep him safe from what? Lol
@Deadpool4president Жыл бұрын
@@vickijo2343 human stupidity 👍👌
@crazy_mind-ox8if Жыл бұрын
GOB-IL-ER NOT OL-IV-ER. Get it right.
@onetwosky56252 жыл бұрын
thank you for saying care taker is your wife because i always thought she was a government mandated person to take care of you.
@d_96962 жыл бұрын
One doesn't necessarily exclude the other
@kismet80102 жыл бұрын
She's both
@mfaizsyahmi2 жыл бұрын
The word you're looking for is "handler" btw.
@Glizard-Wizard2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, William is still a ward of the state
@123deserted2 жыл бұрын
@@d_9696 she was sent to take care of him but they had to keep him calm by making her act like his wife, hope this helps😁
@marynewsom6037 Жыл бұрын
I’ve rewatched this video a few times, and just realized that a) Gobbler’s breakfast was made into a happy face, and b) they were able to save some family vhs tapes from the fire, and both made me sniffle a bit. Congrats to Chelsea and Will on the birth of their baby!
@zell90582 жыл бұрын
As a father of 4 kids, The raccoon is actually pretty close.
@adityabhatt41862 жыл бұрын
As kid myself, the racoon is pretty kid.
@lildarian2 жыл бұрын
As a raccoon, the father is pretty raccoon.
@jtodd02212 жыл бұрын
I’ve got two kids and I was sitting here thinking “damn that’s actually a lot of what it’s like.” They don’t appreciate anything, they’re messy, they don’t eat when or what you want them to. But those little moments of joy make it all worth while.
@guycha0s3802 жыл бұрын
Kids are annoying
@scribbleshiann2 жыл бұрын
chasing him down the hallway saying "Its part of a complete breakfast" had me dying
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
He's saying it as if the raccoon is going to somehow understand what it means. Which is exactly the same as a kid.
@sameehaarshad19542 жыл бұрын
4:40
@sarahcole48922 жыл бұрын
And screaming "it's part of a complete breakfast!" 😂
@bertlestien23142 жыл бұрын
The most realistic part is William questioning himself in the car heading to the store
@lore_shards2 жыл бұрын
"I'm just going to get some milk and go home" "I'm just going to get some smokes and go home" " I'm just going to smoke some milk and go home" "I'm going home...." "maybe"..
@EEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын
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@Joemamashouse69 Жыл бұрын
When this video came out, I remember thinking "Caretaker's probably pregnant and they just aren't saying anything"
@kvg47902 жыл бұрын
“He’s eating the breakfast I prepared for him. I feel like I have succeeded as a parent.” Yep, that’s about how it goes. At the end of a hard day I sometimes ask myself, “Did they get seriously injured? Did they get sufficiently fed?” If no and yes, then today was successful.
@FlowerItzel182 жыл бұрын
as a parent of a 3 year old this is extremely accurate, the only eating the toothpaste, not eating all of the food, climbing on places he’s not supposed to, the hissing at you, waking you up, playing with a gun 🙄 yea almost everything. But y’all did great 😂😂
@whitepouch09042 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my cats 😂
@GirthquakeTheGoat2 жыл бұрын
playing with a gun?
@Judgeangels2 жыл бұрын
@@GirthquakeTheGoat that's the most concerning part of this sentence
@Ingrid9222 жыл бұрын
@@GirthquakeTheGoat Did you watch the video?
@BigDavoNorriwong2 жыл бұрын
@@GirthquakeTheGoat Americans
@ThatOneGuy-ew1mb2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he doesn't know what he's doing means he's just like all the other parents in the world
@arbiter-2 жыл бұрын
for real. I feel like as children we just assume our parents have it figured out and know what they're doing but the reality is everyone is just making it up as they go
@ac.creations2 жыл бұрын
@@arbiter- I have enough trouble keeping myself alive let alone a hairless raccoon
@YounesLayachi2 жыл бұрын
Which is a big problem
@menelik66352 жыл бұрын
Right so let's normalize at least reading a fucking book before having a child.
@EEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын
E
@KatBaumgarten Жыл бұрын
The fact they found out Chelsea was pregnant the day Oliver/Gobbler arrived is so fucking funny
@Babernad2 жыл бұрын
It’s ok William. We’re all your children at heart ❤️ (I ran over 2 people this morning)
@fellowcomrade79142 жыл бұрын
Epic 😎
@heeheehayftw39052 жыл бұрын
We all make mistakes! Just make sure you don't do it next time 😁 Love mum
@itswarhawk2 жыл бұрын
Based
@ToriKo_2 жыл бұрын
+
@at0micr0b0t2 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@zacharytaylor1902 жыл бұрын
I just love that opossum's expression, perfectly encapsulating an apex predator coming up to you, chattering, and walking away.
@thebiggestcheems2 жыл бұрын
in general something 20 times your size is terrifying.
@MuktiLuv2 жыл бұрын
the 15 band-aids on his hands after is priceless...
@freewaybaby2 жыл бұрын
O’possum…LOLOLOL
@zacharytaylor1902 жыл бұрын
@@freewaybaby that's how its spelled, like ot or not.
@freewaybaby2 жыл бұрын
@@zacharytaylor190 Spelling has nothing to do with it. I don’t know what video you were watching; I was watching one about a raccoon, not an o’possum.
@itzjobi2 жыл бұрын
Raccoons and Children are more alike than we'll ever know
@Spookynessi2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo ok I won’t
@DecipleofGru2 жыл бұрын
very true lol
@chefsrule44432 жыл бұрын
Bro just ratio’d William
@Drakith902 жыл бұрын
I had a pet raccoon as a kid and lemme tell ya.. that fucker was way more suicidal than I ever was. Sadly he was also more successful. Bastard got behind the washing machine and well.. 10 amps is enough to stop an adult human heart.
@organicleaf2 жыл бұрын
@@chefsrule4443 people unitonicly use "ratio'd"??
@hopedodson8058 Жыл бұрын
Your idea is really a good one! Gobbler was very much like a kid (having raised 2 myself). The only other suggestions I would have are: 1. Take him with you to the grocery store and tell him “no” to candy. 2. He is an easy kid since he didn’t have a full on melt down at his own birthday party. 3. You need to add another raccoon or two to the mix so you can have the full parental experience of hearing “get out of my room!” and “why does he get the big piece?” on a daily basis. 4. Take all the raccoons on a family vacation in the car no fewer than 600 miles from home. That way you can enjoy the non-stop fights, complaining and crippling expense of making memories together. 😊
@sarawayne43102 жыл бұрын
this ended up being a surprisingly sweet video and then he turned his cat into a living nft
@Hexagonian2 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of non-sense I subscribed for. I can't say I'm not satisfied.
@clausroquefort95452 жыл бұрын
nah it's the redemption arc for established titles that we never got
@sarawayne43102 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying I don't like the idea, I support big willy in his non fungible cat business and anything cat warehouse does is valid (especially what happened during the company picnic)
@WilliamHollinger20192 жыл бұрын
He was acting like established titles
@juniper39552 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to be an actual NFT but the receipt is actually physical.
@erinbs10722 жыл бұрын
I have 3 children. This is exactly what it’s like to have kids. Including them crawling into places they can’t get out of.
@GrandDawggy2 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget the fear it caused me when all of a sudden my brothers little one started screaming bloody murder cuz she climbed into a gap behind a sofa and couldn't climb out like she was fine but her child brain must of told her "this is the end"
@meh65132 жыл бұрын
@@GrandDawggy was she fine tho? What if she was stuck while you weren't there to help she would be too weak to move the sofa and free herself... Children like adults can only do one thing at a time it's just adult have enough experience to quicker switch from squirming to screaming to despair and then back to squirming or keeping still and thinking of what to do as your brain slowly gets filled with blood slowly killing you... 🤓👆 I hate when people say "child was fine" no they weren't at least in their mind... parents are like mysterious guiding angel or god, it's hard to be confidently aware of their intentions... children are selfish and will usually become more independent from always thinking about themselves and no one else kids are selfish and will continue to be so unless taught otherwise...if a child think they are done for it's not because they chose not to think of a solution. it's more like there are no thoughts left or at least no other different solutions in mind...all those thoughts are blocked from both ignorance on how get themselves out of hairy situations by themselves or want to ask for help but not know if they will be heard if they can't literally see their parents or have any of their five senses aware of the parents or someone's existence... Unless you are girl taught to scream when in danger you will find some boys literally hesitate to do it unless aware of someone will be available to call for help rather than blindly screaming for help as many girls are taught
@GrandDawggy2 жыл бұрын
@@meh6513 dude you are like strangely projecting. The child could have walked around the sofa there was enough room she just panicked for a second. It's crazy to me that you made up your own narrative.
@meh65132 жыл бұрын
@@GrandDawggy i assumed if she simply walked in and forgot that she can just backwards fine she was probably just confused...my assumption that OP says climb is that the child stood on the sofa and then climb on the backseat and then fell head first into the area behind the sofa aand couldn't get pull herself herself out but maybe not
@ArenMarks2 жыл бұрын
" I gave my cat a gun" had me laughing but "the seller didn't give any way to attach it" had me dying
@andrewspencer499 Жыл бұрын
I love that they found out she was pregnant the day the raccoon came to their house 😂😂😂
@grace45352 жыл бұрын
“don’t worry, i gave my CAT a gun” i’m actually crying with laughter.
@grace45352 жыл бұрын
like the solution isn’t “oh let’s apply to become foster parents” it’s “let’s rent a goddamn *raccoon* “
@Judgeangels2 жыл бұрын
@@grace4535 foster parenting is way harder because 1. You gotta go through this whole process vs if you just rent a raccoon they check your place out check you out and then give you the racoon 2. Foster parenting could also come with having a child with an unknown background god knows what they're used to vs a racoon could probably care less so yeah I would rather rent a racoon then foster a child
@tumblingartist2 жыл бұрын
2:48
@JujFuj2 жыл бұрын
And so began the feline uprising, all according to their grand plan!!!
@Smommasboy2 жыл бұрын
gotta love how chill Dax is about the fact that Will has a freaking raccoon roaming around in the background, He's just like " well I don't mind, it's interesting". What a pure human
@clowwwwwwwn2 жыл бұрын
...he's just a weird dude, what is so pure about him probably being autistic?
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
That's the best possible reaction.
@SapphiR3_2 жыл бұрын
This was actual heartwarming when u saw that as a kid, you kinda acted like the racoon, as in not cooperating etc. Its like you came a full circle. Nice vid!
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that could not have been better if it was scripted.
@tdoyr2 жыл бұрын
Bro was even hiding like a raccoon
@jayz88392 жыл бұрын
Just when you thought you had seen all the stupid you needed for a lifetime, a guy thought having a racoon is like having a kid... Male version of a crazy cat lady.
@MsButterflygirl101 Жыл бұрын
I think you have hit the nail on the head with this Raccoon kid experiment. That was exactly like having a toddler except you were spared the tantrums. You got off lightly.😂😂
@blackgem122 жыл бұрын
As someone who had a raccoon as a pet. This hit the nail on the head, cause raccoons, like kids, require a lot of patience, a healthy amount of tolerance, and ALOT of willpower. Cause our raccoon behaved a lot like that, but had her chill moments. We had to keep so many things away from her, lock so many doors with childproof locks, and keep an eye on our food constantly. But we still loved every moment with her, and up untill her death. RIP trixie
@guineapig09832 жыл бұрын
Im sorry for your loss. Trixie is happier now
@thenetherbaddie97602 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, she sounds like she was an amazing girl. RIP
@brammutje152 жыл бұрын
the part where you watched back old home videos of yourself was really wholesome. you'd make a great father william
@gcj89252 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I came to watch dumb videos. I didn't expect to FEEL.
@matthew-ph6xo2 жыл бұрын
I liked that part too. Maybe it was unintentional, but it showed how in a way, he was Oliver once, and that Oliver *is* basically a child, proving himself wrong, since in the home video young William acted in a similar way to Oliver throughout the video, being uncooperative and climbing on things when his family was trying to celebrate his birthday.
@EEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын
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@glowrm2 жыл бұрын
@@u-lilhissy Easy target for what man? We're not robots, feeling is healthy n normal.
@VSpooner2 жыл бұрын
i like to picture William’s future child stumbling across the video of everyone singing happy birthday, thinking it’s going to be them sitting in front of the cake just to find out they adopted a raccoon. 11:14
@Triffinator12 жыл бұрын
Easy. Name your kids Gobbler and Oliver. Convince them they were Raccoons before "the surgery".
@UwUDaniUwU2 жыл бұрын
@@Triffinator1 genius, gaslight the kids into thinking they were trash pandas
@mattex33962 жыл бұрын
@@Triffinator1 i spent a good minute laughing
@AndrewSteffenHB2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pinkcloud8182 Жыл бұрын
i mean, i feel like it kinda is what having a kid is like? they surprise you and don’t meet whatever expectations you had, but you still love and accept them and do stuff for them:’)
@sasquachbug13002 жыл бұрын
Your wife has endless patience for your shenanigans and frankly if that isn’t goals I don’t know what is
@pardn2 жыл бұрын
She's a kindergarten teacher or something so really it's probably about the same at home. Also, Michael Reeves used to room with them.
@pvic69592 жыл бұрын
@@pardn but the poor woman doesnt get a break :( LOL
@angusmatheson89062 жыл бұрын
Fuck I miss my wife :(
@AlonzoJamie2 жыл бұрын
@@angusmatheson8906 I too miss this guy’s wife. Oh woops this isn’t reddit
@GolenCheeseIt6 ай бұрын
@@angusmatheson8906 You doin okay, man? It's been a while. How's life?
@Azragamel2 жыл бұрын
When he asked about the raccoon behind you there was definitely a golden opportunity to play dumb and freak out.
@pvic69592 жыл бұрын
or be like "i dont see one?"
@SAerror12 жыл бұрын
I'm really sad he didn't just casually respond "oh, this is my son Oliver" and refuse to acknowledge that he's a raccoon
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
It looked like he was definitely considering it.
@talvarado283429 күн бұрын
The birthday party scene is what I wish happened at my birthday parties. I'm autistic and it felt like you were making necessary accommodations that alot of autistic individuals need. From not singing loudly, to letting the raccoon self sooth by walking away, and letting it behave how it understands to behave. I miss alot of social ques and hiding under a table is something I've done alot as a kid, even at public events. Letting it be was a kind accommodation. I wish I wasn't comparing myself to a raccoon but I am haha. There was just so much parallel with this video that I felt like I had to say something. I think this experience was way more beneficial than you guys realize ❤
@9490-j7n2 жыл бұрын
William, the ever present intense anxiety you experienced of "what am I doing and am I doing it right?" Along with the "holy crap this is hard, but also, they're cute and I want the best for them" is about 85% of parenting. Simulation successful if you ask me. You're going to make mistakes but if the amount you care about them outweighs the exhaustion of a creature ransacking your house and life, then you'll be a good parent. Good luck on your journey and don't tell the kid you tested out parenthood with a racoon until they're atleast 16 years old. By then they'll know their dad well enough that it'll make sense. Before then, it'll give them crippling emotional damage.
@CrazyNerdInventor2 жыл бұрын
Push this comment up guys!
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
I think William could totally pull off a joke like, "Yeah, originally we wanted to get a raccoon, but things didn't work out so you were our second choice."
@demontaharvey22282 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of saying that my oldest kid was a "whoops baby" out loud while she was in the same room and now she brings it up in every argument. Don't make that mistake.
@jpierce7172 жыл бұрын
This seems like one of the healthier ways to handle the existential angst of being a parent.
@YounesLayachi2 жыл бұрын
William gets a random thought and sees it through and instead of going "that would be crazy" and moving on with his day xD
@chevvvv2 жыл бұрын
you're right, kenya
@stickmouse50022 жыл бұрын
Just do not feed your raccoon Nutella . It's like giving a child raw bean paste. Both are poisonous to them, but the Nutella is tastier.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
William Osman's solution somehow being healthy. That's a first.
@Vontyak2 жыл бұрын
Oliver did such a terrific job raising William.
@Forgan_Mreeman Жыл бұрын
“I planned an entire day for a raccoon but he just didn’t give a crap” lmao. subscribled
@theone47822 жыл бұрын
8:18 there is a other mechanism to attach the tail
@LazyAviationDog10 ай бұрын
💀
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter2 жыл бұрын
hiding under a table and eating cheezits off the ground is something a toddler would 100% do, this test was very accurate.
@coufar19712 жыл бұрын
being a parent is 100% "don't piss the racoon off" incarnate.
@blessedbeauty2293Ай бұрын
- 5:10 Wait.. you *can RENT A RACOON!?!?!* LMFAOO. TO CRAIGSLIST WE GOOOO
@cpierce422 жыл бұрын
William, the birthday party is an accurate representation of a 4-6 year old. On their birthday you will buy them amazing gifts but all they will want to play with is the cardboard box and a half crushed hot wheels (TM). Excellent simulation 11/10
@humanname992 жыл бұрын
I have videos of my 3yo cousin straight refusing to play with his birthday gifts while we all pretend to be amazed with how cool they are. it's so funny.
@xoxoxo52862 жыл бұрын
Don't make me cry man. Fuck, the home movie part really got me for some reason. I'm so happy he's doing so well, thanks for being exactly who you are William.
@Lean422 жыл бұрын
Same, I'm not sure why
@ToriKo_2 жыл бұрын
Me too man, me too.
@GaffsNotLaffs2 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@psychomanatee34592 жыл бұрын
Same, it was almost like a wave of nostalgia seeing like these childhood VHS tapes
@Oscar4u692 жыл бұрын
@@psychomanatee3459 yeah, thought the same, it puts in perspective how time has passed
@zatho12332 жыл бұрын
I wonder how else the manufacturer intended for that tail to be attached
@WartimeFriction2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's strange. Somebody is really gonna have to sit and think on that one.
@naseem.962 жыл бұрын
its certainly not sexual
@alcupone64622 жыл бұрын
Question on hand is if it was bought for the video or if it was already in house.
@TobiDyLetsPlay1002 жыл бұрын
@@alcupone6462 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Sniperboy55512 жыл бұрын
@Al Cupone That’s a good question
@correypeta Жыл бұрын
“And I’m not going to rent a kid because....” Hahahaha. I cracked up so much through this. Where have you been all my life.
@Creeptid-dw3sm2 жыл бұрын
Idk why but the clip of raccoon with a birthday hat on and a bunch of people singing to him, along with the music and the vintage filter and the voice over talking about how he has failed, made me unironically emotional. It's like an album cover in video format that's how weird and uncanny and WHOLESOME it is.
@natratcritter2 жыл бұрын
There a video called Racoon Birthday Party that looks just like it. Kinda creepy tbh
@leandru72 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I assume he was trying to recreate that video as a fun reference to it. I think that's why he switched to a different camera there.
@michaelcoughlin82382 жыл бұрын
I love how easily he opened the cabinet with the childproof catch multiple times.
@CatZ3r02 жыл бұрын
Why did I get emotional over you realizing you were literally just Gobbler the whole time as a child, and this was in fact the best way to prepare for a toddler.
@Galaxy-4562 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT 😭
@JRRedDawg Жыл бұрын
I literally lived this video. When I found out that my first son was coming into the world. Some if my best friends found a little pink baby racoon maybe a few inches long. They brought it to me because I knew everyone in all the counties. I ended up keeping her and raising her for three years. She was 100 xs harder to raise than my first born son. She would sleep in crib with him. Thousand stories for sure haha. This is awesome! Thank you for bringing me back in memory! Blessings!
@scrathed2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but that little shot of him sitting hunched up on the bed, looking STRAIGHT at the camera while rubbing his hands against the bed made me crack up so hard
@TommyCallaway2 жыл бұрын
You went from trying to simulate real parenthood to selling your child to 2000 random people. I love this journey.
@insederec2 жыл бұрын
a clap at the unnamable scottish landownership custom :^)
@YounesLayachi2 жыл бұрын
@@insederec oooh I hadn't connected the dots xD
@Sam_Kablam2 жыл бұрын
The toughest part of having a child is sacrificing the things you used to love, like bathtub-toast! I miss those days. 😢
@Nonsens2015 Жыл бұрын
And now he has a child
@non_brewed_condiment2 жыл бұрын
the description of what Oliver did during his birthday party (particularly the part about only wanting to hide under the table and eat Cheez-its off the ground) is actually a very close comparison to a toddler. this experiment was a lot more accurate than you thought, William...that should terrify you.
@squeebaby26832 жыл бұрын
So this is my introductory video to this channel... I must've stumbled onto a comedic goldmine. The human support circle to little Gobbiler was tear-jerking at 10:55.
@LovelyLynn42 Жыл бұрын
This was my first video as well and I instantly subscribed! :)
@AyshaLovesYou Жыл бұрын
As a parent to a three year old, I can say that this is exactly what raising a toddler is like. The only thing that’s different is the raccoon won’t give you constant sass while yelling at you all the time.
@EspressosWork10 ай бұрын
as a former rehabber.. you'd be surprised. They're insanely sassy. I had one throw food at my face because they didn't like mealworms.
@Universealchemy7 ай бұрын
Being a raccoon parent sounds better everyday that passed
@alt43744 ай бұрын
My name is Aysha and I can confirm for anyone wondering, I do in fact love you ❤❤😊
@GuidoG93 Жыл бұрын
After your last video this hits different
@Theo-ob8wm Жыл бұрын
It do
@Gardentrellis2 жыл бұрын
The raccoon tail part had me laughing.
@enlightenedarchitect16732 жыл бұрын
its definitely not a but plug! XP
@bigqwertycat2 жыл бұрын
@@enlightenedarchitect1673 spark plug?
@satan83502 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Lacroix999 Жыл бұрын
@@enlightenedarchitect1673 I’ll glad I’m not the only one who caught that! 😂😂😂
@starseedlightworker6539 Жыл бұрын
*no way to attach it* 🤣
@GKXPress2 жыл бұрын
the thought of William being a dad is terrifying.. but at the same time i can see him being a good dad.
@pvic69592 жыл бұрын
imagine all the TOYs youd get omg
@polarknight53762 жыл бұрын
He is gonna be so so embarrassing when the kid turns into a teen.
@YounesLayachi2 жыл бұрын
@@polarknight5376 nah, he'd be the coolest dad.
@polarknight53762 жыл бұрын
@@YounesLayachi oh, absolutely. He's also gonna gonna be a weird and embarrassing lunatic in front of his kid's friends, and he's gonna do it on purpose.
@gavinyeet26182 жыл бұрын
A great dad even
@crimetimeproductions63402 жыл бұрын
When I subscribed to this channel for the engineering projects, I never imagined It would turn into William chasing a terrified raccoon through his house while holding a shot glass of orange juice and repeating "PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST" but here we are and I'm very happy with that tbh
@sleepy_jean Жыл бұрын
I know hindsight is 20/20 but even at the time, I was strongly suspicious that he was gonna have a kid. I just figured he wouldn't hide it for that long.
@haihuanlin972 жыл бұрын
If a human child was capable of that level of agility, it would be way worse than the racoon lol
@august35422 жыл бұрын
This honestly is the most realistic practice I've seen for a kid's birthday party
@Cricket-L3gZ2 ай бұрын
8:00 I really wasn’t expecting him to pull out a real fox tail like that 😭
@zoethedomesticatedrat4389Ай бұрын
Same , also It kinda pains me seeing how he (very likely) supported a cruel fur farm :(
@pawemozaryn54762 жыл бұрын
7:44 i think the seller did include a way of attaching it..