"I used to be an atheist" - A 4Chan Greentext Story

[@Alfred_Atheling]

"is sociable" and there's the kicker.

[@TheBraydenBunch58]

>Be me >VeggieTales hater >Watch VeggieTales >I am a changed man

[@thecluckster3908]

Real

[@betoneiracromadarebaixada8187]

i have a impression we got a biased perspective in this one

[@alefergo1527]

Nah, tf are you saying? Ok, but seriously, it could also be made up

[@ProxiProtogen]

He says all of this, but is probably etheir unsufferable to be around or can't talk to the opposite gender without looking and sounding weird.

[@CassiDS]

I guess, but it's funnier to think that OP's cousin is blessed or something.

[@identity__thief]

OP refers to himself as "resourceful" and "not demanding" when comparing to the cousin who is on welfare as they LITERALLY CANNOT WALK, this tells you everything you need to know about them

[@magicmanticore3536]

Or just never asks girls out

[@ProxiProtogen]

@@magicmanticore3536 this as well

[@Redwan777]

Addressing to this thread, I request everyone not to describe me.

[@DialE4Eggs]

Guys that are actually like this are so funny "Wait cousin with disorder get more woman than me, NORMAL MAN??"

[@bespectacledheroine7292]

Jessica Rabbit syndrome, duh. "He makes me laugh." Cousin is probably quite the funnyman.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

>not ugly For whom and compared to what?

[@Redwan777]

For his grandma and compared to me

[@PeterDanielBerg]

clearly just be more demanding

[@Otamatone69]

imagine being so egotisitcal and envious, you would rather flip religions than admit someone is better than you

[@SageArdor]

fake: 4chan user has a healthy body and life all things considered gay: cousin is a woman

[@chiguirolover77]

thank you for the fake gay on this one

[@vds4327]

I'm getting called in with this one 😭

[@Doktor_CC]

John wizards curse of getnogf

[@strikesonne.]

why the driv3r mission music tho

[@portobellomushroom5764]

Judging by his grammar, either English isn't his first language or he's just not a very bright bulb

[@chaosshadow6785]

Just gotta live our lifes. Billions of people in this world, don't matter if one is a useless bum

[@TakehisaYuji]

yeah so the difference is, all of the first dudes qualities mean nothing just because he uses 4chan

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

I used to be an atheist. Now I have grown up.

[@lognomodeimeme]

Into COPE

[@YokeOfYam]

It was the people not the religion that made me a atheist

[@strangefishman7635]

Same

[@Cxa24-o4p]

.. do not believe