I’ve gotta be me 🏈

[@Yourfavoritemess]

Ah, yes. Tom Sanders, our favorite straight, captain of the football team, beer drinker. Can't find men like him anymore😔🍻

[@JassminG]

I know right?!?!

[@IMONPCVR]

What did I just watch?!

[@blackcat-102]

So real 😔

[@kaori7352]

such an alpha male

[@theoutsiderjess4869]

​@@IMONPCVR the most Alpha male on this platform

[@PardonSylver]

"I get to be white, male, AND straight." Oh we playin 2 truths and a lie! I'm great at this game 😂

[@rowanbelling3931]

Spider-Man: My turn! I’m really small, my eyes are green, and a huge building once fell on top of me and almost killed me!

[@whateverwhatever4476]

@@rowanbelling3931why spidey?

[@Owlfeathers7733]

@@whateverwhatever4476it’s a meme

[@DemonicX-vg3vp]

When I heard “AND straight” I so damn fast I’m pretty sure that flash couldn’t stop me

[@destroyercreater98]

@@rowanbelling3931I doubt he has green eyes.

[@The-Secret-Dragon]

I'm not sure what's more cursed, the dad clothes, or Thomas calling himself Tom 💀💀

[@charliemagne9206]

Tom. The dad clothes is just Patton’s fashion

[@purploid]

Calling himself straight

[@SpectralArchivist]

Definitely calling himself Tom.

[@emilykubiak4726]

I literally shuddered when he called himself Tom. It sounds so... unnatural. 😬😶

[@RC-xl8se]

Tom is his straight personality 😂

[@luneptune._]

Therapist: Straight Thomas doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you Straight Thomas:

[@junoantaresofficial]

I knew this comment would already exist 😂 for the first time I agree with it.

[@hallonsylt6225]

Straight TOM*, if you please (i know you don't please 💀)

[@WormWithABeret]

AAAAAAAAAA STRAIGHT THOMAS!!!!!!!!!

[@xdlolbit]

👎

[@manofmagic1803]

@@xdlolbit womp womp

[@rubinrotfan7616]

You can actually see the pain in his eyes when he says "those darn Gays"

[@mmmm-lg2mj]

Fjfnfnfn😂

[@KuroOokami167]

7 lies and 1 truth. Thomas upping the game over here

[@jadaw644]

The pain in that "tTtoOoM Sanders" slayed me. 😂

[@foxythepirate3218]

The second most difficult part was keeping a "straight" face while making the video Edit: why have 1.8k of you liked this dumb joke of mine XD

[@NatsuDragn33I]

That's a good one XD

[@Tachi_solos]

Eye see what you did there

[@HenryJ-gt8js]

Shut up.

[@maem7462]

@@NatsuDragn33I It took me a second to really get it. Once I read your comment I re read the original comment and I was like oh that’s so good

[@Gear_Storm]

The bit about the football at the end 😂

[@abbynormal6966]

Janus and Remus are working together this day to make us laugh and feel uncomfortable at the same time. Seriously, Tom Sanders was the weirdest part, lol. I love the laugh at the end. It makes for the perfect loop.

[@jesssweet6226]

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING UP THE SIDES

[@TheRealLetterTee]

Ok but lowkey I want this guy to show up again in some sort of "universe crossover" video or something.

[@magenta_mer-goat86]

This reminds me of when Captain Holt would act heterosexual undercover!

[@kannonsircy7748]

RIP Andre Braugher

[@CheeseGuyNotSpy]

My favourite part of a woman...the clear absence of a penis.

[@MrDoggoCraft]

​@@CheeseGuyNotSpyNo, the defenition is 'adult human female'. Glad I could clear that up for ya.

[@CheeseGuyNotSpy]

@@MrDoggoCraft Was my comment Reported? I can't see it. It must be reported because I didn't quote properly

[@MrDoggoCraft]

@@CheeseGuyNotSpy No,not reported, I think youtubes bot system shadowbanned your comment. But you said something about penises so that may be why. From what I can gather you provided an incorrect definition.

[@nightdreamer2315]

If I start seeing Tom Sanders fanart online I will riot 😂😂

[@SplinteredSaccharides]

New Sanders Side just dropped

[@hallonsylt6225]

help i'm laughing so hard

[@ThetaGalaxy]

This comment has only succeeded in tempting me to draw some >:]

[@jacksenburg]

He’s like SpongeBob when squidward made him be normal 💀💀

[@Amyleighuh]

When you said "heterosexual dates with women" I thought "nah that's not right" and then I went "wait...that is right but...not" so my brain couldn't even process the joke xD

[@magenta_mer-goat86]

“She was a strong female woman with nice heavy breasts.”

Bro had us until we saw the date 💀

[@Skeleton0519]

Bro why are you everywehre

[@veriloxent]

@@Skeleton0519oil up

[@Skeleton0519]

@@veriloxentbro what

[@carloss3499]

Nah

[@turquoisephoenix6548]

​@@Skeleton0519 you heard him, oil up.

[@felixyaroch]

I saw the outfit and thought “Patton?? where’s the hoodie???” and then it all went downhill from there 😂

[@brockmckelvey7327]

Everyone of us back in the late 90s & early 2000s. I'm surprised the closet could fit all of us, honestly

[@harrietlord9676]

Love the confusion over the beer bottle lol

[@granolagalaxy]

“It’s okay honey, Tom Sanders can’t hurt you” Tom sanders: 🫣

[@ajlove_34]

The outfit alone gives away the joke immediately 😂 but this is perfect lol

[@melissaz113]

This brings the question, whose football was it?

[@pingidjit]

Im hoping it was one of the lesbians XD

[@Lesbianwithagun]

@@pingidjitprobably was XD

[@MarktheKng]

Yes this is exactly how a Wattpad story starts with the character who thinks he's straight until he meets that one guy.

[@Aureilia]

The way my body recoiled from the screen when he called himself Tom 😅

[@absolutelynobraininhere]

That's my favorite straight content creator Tom Sanders XD

[@witchytaedragon]

I would immediately laugh after the "being straight". Like I can't even say that out loud without cracking up.

[@earthrocker48]

I don't think Thomas remembers how to fake straight anymore lol

[@archiemiller6138]

Thomas before coming out in a nutshell:

[@cassandraschofield9734]

I love the admission of having difficulty finding a friend with a football 🏈

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Ngl, best April fools joke out there

[@charlizepate]

“Tom Sanders” XD 😂😂 yeah I also would have no idea how to locate a football lolllll

[@Ghostie_boi567]

Never thought that Thomas calling himself “Tom” would throw me off so much, but I’m sitting here just staring at my phone as my mind malfunctions

[@boundls]

Lamo loved how you dressed like every straight white dad too

[@haloo_haybay]

When the skit started, all I could think was “why is he dressed like that?” 😂 Also, “Tom Sanders” gdhggjfetij

[@Hallofang]

Not the TOM Sanders xD

[@lephalacat]

Janus working overtime for this video while the rest was cringing 😅

[@samurexatlas7373]

Oh my god. They got him with the straightening spell. It's ok, it's only attraction affecting for 24 hours, after that it just keeps some things in line.

[@ThatTheaterTurtle]

God I love being a heterosexual But only on April first

[@Yeet_Felix2019]

Said straight so many times, I'm starting to question my- NEXT QUESTION!😅

[@cloudy8146]

No because I've literally had a straight white guy tell me he's the minority before. It's crazy

[@ishaalimtiaz6715]

Literally the first words a girl said to me once we were privately in my room was “Yo don’t you think lgbtq people should go [--] themselves? They’re not even wanted.” To me. An LGBTQ person. She literally suicide baited me without even knowing, and then ten minutes later complained about her religion being oppressed. I told her I was LGBTQ and she instantly backpedaled and pretended it was a joke, but she disgusted me. Now I wish I had said to her “then kill me” or something to frighten her into realising how awful her attitude was, but yknow, the past is the past.

[@absolutelyindecisive]

I found someone online saying that racism against racial minorities doesn't happen as much as racism against white people. It is actually crazy how much people play the victim.

[@lakethefrog]

Dude those people are horrible

[@Brickmovestudio]

April 1st has given me trust issues

[@differentman1878]

That turn. Smile. And then "being straight". My dude is awesome. 😆

[@hufflepuffwannabe]

“That’s a triple play” 😂

[@screamsformemes]

OH im so glad you finally got the courage to come out as straight Tom!!! atta boy

[@einelight8255]

Patton if Thomas never came out 😭💀

[@user-gl1zk6ze8j]

"There's just so many of those damn gays" is the funniest line in the entire video!

[@threeducksinatrenchcoat]

Y’know, you can’t find good, sturdy men like Tommy here anymore. There aren’t many good beer-drinking, football playing, cis white heterosexual males like him and I love that he’s being so open about it in a world that is starting to reject men like him. Stay strong, Tom, you’re the man we all need. I’m cackling I could not keep a straight face writing this how does he DO IT 😂😂😂

[@Shade_Wanderer]

I mean, it was (probably) as straight as “Tom” is

[@43110M]

Ah yes, my favorite content creator: the straight football playing, beer drinking, “no homo” complimenting, THOM SANDERS

[@ALPHAMITEE]

With every passing day, Thomas looks more and more like the cool, fun, hot dad that everyone wants to be around.

[@bunnysealman]

Y'know Thomas you aaaaaaalmost got me there *stage wink* 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@wryn.is.trying]

look after dan and phil and then courtney and shayne i don’t think i can take any more emotional damage from this april fool’s day 😭

[@andrewk7515]

The initial confusion/frustration when facing the beer was just wonderful. Memories 😊

[@griffinwalker29]

Average IPA experience let’s be honest

[@maikebaier8004]

The earring on the wrong side💀😂

[@AnnabelleTeague]

The hand shake after sipping the beer had me dying 😂

[@user-vz6pz7yw1n]

oh my god 🤣🤣🤣 best april fools joke ever

[@lizwhitehorn1540]

I love how you kept your voice even and low. But you shouldn't have cut the laugh at the end. 😂 Now you let Janus drive? Oh my! 😅🤣 So....where did you get the football then, Tom Sanders? 🤔

[@Patchesn0x]

friend

[@lizwhitehorn1540]

@@Patchesn0x I meant from which friend. Lol.

[@emilygrimm5222]

Yes two truths and a lie 😂 love this

[@phillipgriffey5970]

That last bit was truly gold

[@-arandommusician-8458]

Unrelated, but I’ve gotta say, your hair is looking great Thomas! I remember watching your post about your journey a few months back, and it looks like it’s going well!

[@cshijinx]

Oh honey I'm surprised you were able to keep a...straight face 😂

[@FakeJ0ker]

He has the "Free guy" fit

[@mattropolis09]

I haven't seen your content in a long while and you have changed A LOT, and I hope your content grows and spreads even more to others❤

[@shepherds5]

🩷🩷🩷this is why I love you! Great April Fools 😂

[@OoberyBlueberry]

Omg of course we support you, Tom! It must've been so hard to come out as straight

[@alex_the_surviver8244]

Ahh tom, never change who you are, we love you and your content.

[@ThatHorrorGuyErys]

i always see this guy and hear: "storytime!" even if he doesn't say it.

[@panakinskywalker6391]

Why was the "tom sanders" the most cursed part of it all

[@emmarussell4311]

Wow, okay. Man went from absolutely pretty af to freakin’ stunning. 👏👏👏👏👏

[@trashcat3474]

I love the meta moment at the end about finding a football lmaooo

[@VirgilAtlas]

I knew it was gonna be an april fools thinf, but what i didn't know is that he was gonna act straight.

[@OfficerTurnip]

You always make the funniest videos 😂

[@tyro1573]

"I got to be white, male, and straight! I mean, that's a triple play!" 😂

[@lunameriweather7693]

Happy April Thomas 😂

[@snepgryphon]

I need to know how many attempts he took to make this video while keeping a straight face His composure is immaculate lmao

[@tobeebaguley7228]

Ok but this surely physically hurt 😂

[@ragdollars2059]

The bit about struggling to find a football got me

[@squeaker_speaker]

its ok thomas, we support straight you too

[@gracenoneal6690]

Solid pitch for April fools, well done! 😅

[@fayevoo]

Love the ending😂

[@Trex_or_crouton]

I saw this and immediately started to scroll past, and then i was like "wait i know this guy!"

[@msd0rkface]

bruh he is now a dad vibe

[@flylikeanowl8667]

The last sentence is so funny omg

[@jaxcaver5133]

Omg i cant i love him so much 😂❤

[@Serena-ve7ss]

April Fools my ass, this is a whole Halloween jumpscare😂😂😂

[@themasterbryan]

“Those darn gays” that phrase will never not be funny 😂😂😂

[@rustyp.m4008]

Your awesome Thomas keep up the great work

[@grayvdubs3164]

This is why I’ve loved Thomas since the vines

[@catbatrat1760]

I love how this is just complete goofiness and silly little lies, and then at the end he just suddenly becomes completely genuine without even changing his tone of voice XD It's quite a whiplash

[@RaleighMoore]

Happy Birthday Month, Thomas❤❤

[@tylertibbs158]

BRO, IT'S LITERALLY ME

[@roseywolf7867]

Lol that last bit 😂

[@NicmationArtS]

April fools to your younger years 😂

[@AlexMartinez-gv7hy]

This man is the best

[@cassiemoyles4177]

THE LAST LINE and the fact that if I tried to do this I would FOR SURE run in to the same problem

[@DarknessRevised]

My childhood lol

[@fainfawn7641]

“Tom sanders” killed whatever was left of my sense of humor

[@Ren_J]

The way I said "Thomas? With a FOOTBALL?" 😂😂😂😂

[@VexNovaYT]

"Everyone in this room is entirely straight, April Fools"

[@nightdust6953]

Man that straight outfit threw me off so much I almost missed the rest of the short XD