Major Payne (1995) | First Time Watching | "I AM NOT YO DAMN BROTHER"

[@vols_fanatic8659]

Dude love the reaction, Your personality is awesome. Got a new sub!

[@Quanicus]

Ayo! I appreciate that, welcome to the HoQ!

[@kahoaliiaiu7130]

Oh well thankyou now drop down 25 more for speaking out line You shut up !!! Who’s the dummy now ? Hello Betty I will be sensitive will need Oh boy get on out of here with I’m scared dark crap You know what’s your having its called a nightmare Why don’t you run on back to your room before the man jump out of the closet and chop your little head off Sensitive Maybe what he needs is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up What’s your name girly mouth I didn’t stutter I said pop your titty out his mouth and stop Babying him And I call it Neutering I ain’t frigid You wanna see nurturing ? He’s in their ? Bang bang bang bang If he still in their he ain’t happy

[@Tigerlilygurl1]

Not gonna lie, the "Thir yeth thir" from the deaf kid is iconic. So many people from my generation say that among friends.

[@Quanicus]

I’m mad you spelled that out. Made me laugh too! 😂😇

[@reid3576]

“I know one of y’all out there laughing right now”… I know what that face was when you looked up like that 😂😂😂

[@Quanicus]

I was laughing hard on the inside!

[@jamesmoore4003]

The scene when the little kid hugs his neck. “Thank you Major Payne”. Spins him around into a headlock “what’s yo angle, boy? You plottin on me…you know I could snap yo neck in 20 different places” 😂😂😂😂

[@Quanicus]

Had Tiger in a Full Nelson! Luckily Major didn’t go the edge.

[@mikaelpersaud5094]

@Quanicus in the army you Don't speak Unless you're spoken to.

[@DerOberfeldwebel]

The story of the engine that could is pretty nice, not only because its hilarious, but also because Ms Walburn along with the viewers can clearly see Payne's PTSD at work as he gets sucked back into the story.

[@Quanicus]

Absolutely. Major was truly is his life story.

[@trentondhuggins]

It’s nice seeing a reaction from someone near my age who gets a lot of the older references lol

[@Quanicus]

Respect! It’s a great feeling when something can trigger those past experiences. Aging is a blessing! 🤙🏾

[@LadyL3thal]

The slap scene had me in tears when I first saw this movie 😂

[@Quanicus]

That joint had my stomach in knots!

[@KindredKeepsake]

This movie is CHAOTIC! XD My older brother and I were obsessed with this movie as kids, but I like it even more now that I'm 26!!

[@Quanicus]

That's super dope Kindred. What was something you picked up at 26 that you didn't before?

[@KindredKeepsake]

​@@Quanicus I was too young to understand the concept of PTSD. At first I thought that he was just so good at his job, that he became obsessed with it and couldn't adapt well to civilian life. That much was true, but it went further. What Major went through shaped just about everything he IS. It made his little white-picket fence daydream scene all the more heartbreaking to watch. Even if he had that life--with a wife, kid, dog, and everything--there's no denying that carrying continuous war/bloodshed home with him would've made a mess of it. Dude needed help, and so do other vets. Shipping him off to a school with minors first thing and watching the hijinks was funny to watch alright, but it was incredibly irresponsible..~ The filthy barracks and public humiliation are atrocious, but he had a LIVE GUN(or GUNS?!) for crying out loud, yet was allowed to keep them on school property! The kids benefited from a strong authority figure, and would carry on his lessons for the rest of their lives--but they also needed safety and stability. Sure, he defended Alex from his alcoholic and abusive father--and trained Alex enough so that he can defend HIMSELF if he's ever attacked again--but kids need more than a hero who can rescue them at the last minute when they are in trouble. He needed to be consistent. Constantly babying them like what the Guidance Counselor(?) wanted (her 100% "nurturing" approach) wasn't going to work for the longterm, especially once they got older--but something in between that and what Major stood for would have been ideal. Middle ground and whatnot. I'm glad that it all worked out, all things considered. Tiger adores him, and I think he'll be a great dad with Ms. Walburn's patient, positive influence. But my goodness, I would not trust any kid of mine with him until after then--unless they were a little shit in desperate need of discipline/reform. XD

[@razor75250]

He is exactly what these boys needed!!... A strong man!!!

[@Quanicus]

I agree.

[@NikkiKNuvo]

"You better tie a knot" is the moment I HAD to subscribe 😭😭 that's something Major Payne himself would say! lol you're so unintentionally funny!

[@Quanicus]

Thank you for the Sub and for the kind words! Welcome to the HoQ

[@athens_1psvr31]

“One of y’all out there laughing tho” 🙋🏾‍♂️🤣😂🤣😂😅👌🏾

[@Quanicus]

😂 No Shame. I laughed too!

[@Titan-speakerman153]

What major payne meant by "go tell mom to bring me my field knife" is that he adopted tiger and married emily wallburn

[@Quanicus]

Is that so? Never heard it like that before.

[@yelhsanosnhoj6602]

I’ve watched this movie probably a thousand times and never noticed the lamp in his office was shaped like a bullet omg lol

[@Quanicus]

Major was truly involved in the killing LOL

[@yelhsanosnhoj6602]

@@Quanicus 😂😩

[@TheCaptainChiII]

the very first part of the vid had me dying "Oh he snapped him up" 😂

[@Quanicus]

Crunched them fongers

[@TheCaptainChiII]

@@Quanicus 😂😂💀

[@YCRhinoReactions]

I just found your channel and I love the content. Very funny and thoroughly entertaining! 👍

[@Quanicus]

Welcome to the channel and thank you for the kind words! I have way to much fun doing these reactions.

[@budlightpimp19]

21 years? Congrat!!! Don't ever let her go.

[@Quanicus]

Thanks Johnny. No plans to, not ever 🤪

[@lebeaubastion]

Yo, Gary's girlfriend, he told me to ask you.."lookin good Billie Ray" lololol. Great video, hilarious

[@Quanicus]

Yo, Gary's Former Co Worker "other" half. Let him know I said "Feeling Good Louis!" 😆

[@byrdmanteddie]

Quan's solution when you gotta pee "tie it in a knot" lmaooo. Dope reaction 😂

[@Quanicus]

😁 No other way!

[@wulfbee2402]

Lmao you gotta be faster than the flash to catch a rat! 🤣

[@Quanicus]

You ain’t lying! Then he Shishkebab’d it! 😂

[@WinterKaya]

7:21 will forever be funny to me🤣

[@DSmoove66]

Now you know first hand I’m trapped!

[@battlereed4708]

Karyn Parsons is just, damn.

[@Quanicus]

MAN! Don't get me started.

[@sebastianandres8781]

Excellent video , i recommend you some movie to react if you don't watching jet , i really wants to watch your first time watching , New sub from Chile! *Blue Streak* (1999)_starring *Martin Lawrence* _ *How High (2001)* _starring *RedMan* & *MethodMan* _ *Down to Earth* (2001) _starring *Chris Rock* _ *The New Guy (2002)* those are very underrated movies and you will be the first channel in KZbin reaction to this movies

[@DSmoove66]

Sebastian I’ve been wanting to do this for a very long time. Thank you for the kind words. I’ve seen Blue Streak & How High. I will add New Guy and Down To Earth.

[@sebastianandres8781]

@@DSmoove66 Thanks bro!!! New sub from Chile+1

[@J_D_Rambro]

I still quote scenes from this movie!

[@Quanicus]

LOL I will be quoting scenes from here on out.

[@J_D_Rambro]

@@Quanicus 100

[@MADEpodcast]

digging the evolution son !! cant believe you aint see this lmao .... 1 tubby tubby 2 tubby tubby lol Classic. Keep it up bro 💯💯

[@Quanicus]

Appreciate you playa. Payne was off the charts.

[@pomrowik_bagienny1089]

I love this movie , besides being a great comedy It's actually very wholesome 💖💖

[@Quanicus]

I totally agree.

[@VikingVern7]

i watched a bunch of youtubers watch this, your the only one who seemed to catch that he did marry the hot chick and adopt the little kid after all. im glad

[@Quanicus]

I figured he’d get the girl, but it was a pleasure to see Tiger included in that!

[@razor75250]

Mi went to an all boys military high school and we still have live weapons on campus including 3 machine guns!!!! In 118 years the school has been open, only one cadet had been shot...and that was from a freak ricochet!!.. it's never the gun's fault

[@Quanicus]

“Message”

[@TheCaptainChiII]

great vid overall holy moly

[@Quanicus]

Appreciate it! 😂

[@JulzD4W]

This movie is a classic. It's definitely one of Damon's best films. Looking forward to what you check out next.

[@Quanicus]

Major Payne was wild. I always heard the stories, now I know first hand.

[@jhilal2385]

@@Quanicus This is just a half-a$$ed remake of the 1955 "The Private War of Major Benson". If you are looking for a >good< Damon Wayan's film, try "The Last Boy Scout" (1991) or "Earth Girls Are Easy" (1988)

[@Quanicus]

@@jhilal2385 Never heard of The Private War of Major Benson". I'll look into it. Last Boy Scout is FIRE!

[@stevenmrbadmnkyparham8588]

Lmao. Oh man. I was just talking about this movie! Fn hilarious

[@Quanicus]

LOL I could only imagine watching this with you when we were teens!

[@Whoeveeer]

Bro 👀 taking all the card and cut it up 🤣🤣🤣 Jk bro but this is a classic though

[@Quanicus]

Man you can have the card. Hasn't helped me yet.

[@Whoeveeer]

@@Quanicus 🤣🤣🤣 Facts

[@silverwolffe4452]

one of my all time favorite comedies EVER had me in stiches every time XDD

[@DSmoove66]

Silver got a little bit of Soul in him. 😮 Movie is hilarious!

[@peperino25]

i enjoi your reaction , i just discover your channel with this movie ! Now i'm a new sub , i need to recommend you : _Life (1999)_ Starring _Eddie Murphy_ and _Martin Lawrence_

[@DSmoove66]

Pablo ❤❤ we are tied to Major Payne forever. Welcome to the Channel. I’ve seen Life, not in some years but I have. I do have an idea for a series of movies I’ve watched. Adding it to the list.

[@peperino25]

@@DSmoove66 ok dont worry therese better first time watching reactions , i recommend you keep doing movies you never seen ir ecommend you : *Bowfinger (1999)* starring *Steve Martin* & *Eddie Murphy* _very underrated movie_

[@Quanicus]

@@peperino25 You got it. Never seen Bowfinger. I know of the movie. Just made the list.

[@nickschnider9191]

This was great bruv. Just great

[@Quanicus]

🙌🏾

[@Quanicus]

I appreciate the love mane!

[@Traqstar90]

Now i want to go rewatch this.

[@DSmoove66]

YES! That’s what I like to hear!

[@Quanicus]

LMFAO

[@Radenix]

This movie is a classic for sure. Is this a movie that could be made in today's times? Nope. Not at all. lol Definitely worth watching, if you haven't had the chance though. Lots of laughs.

[@Quanicus]

Man, could you imagine Major Payne 2023. Who would play him? 😂

[@Radenix]

@@Quanicus I bet they would get Kevin Hart to play it.

[@Quanicus]

@@Radenix The shortest Major in history!

[@knuck8237]

This my joint 😅🤣

[@Quanicus]

Had me rollin'

[@stansmith3509]

At 7:35 that's what you get for talking $h!t 😂

[@Quanicus]

Almost broke my arm LOL

[@DJMoonDawgLive]

a classic

[@Quanicus]

Movie had me in stitches! Low key brought a tear of joy to my eye!

[@DeathStrikeVirus]

Karyn Parsons has a special spot in every man's heart

[@Quanicus]

Dude! You and me both!

[@johnraygun9868]

one o my favorite movies of all times, i did21 years as a combat medic and we watched this movie religiously lol

[@Quanicus]

That’s amazing and thank you for your services! This movie had me stomach hurting from laughing, looking forward to catching up on all that I’ve missed.

[@johnraygun9868]

@@Quanicus thank you Sir!

[@ElectricPanther]

95 was such a good year for movies!

[@Quanicus]

I’m here for it. Mortal Kombat 95’ although it’s not “it” now, in 1995 those my age LOVED IT!

[@ElectricPanther]

@@Quanicus that, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie and Friday as well!

[@zkhess2002]

Payne been at the war for too long

[@Quanicus]

Far to long 😂

[@OneKillQuota]

Bro, I hope you integrate some of his one-liners into your FPS shenanigans!

[@Quanicus]

I was thinking of you when jumping into this space. The movie you’ve been trying to get me to watch for 5 years…. Alien Triology is on the list!

[@ionutmarin2485]

How do i finde this movie

[@Quanicus]

The internet

[@maribelwashington7798]

❤

[@patriciarobertson2315]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Quanicus]

Movie was freaking hilarious

[@joshuacrispino6602]

New subscriber. Now DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25!!!

[@Quanicus]

Thanks for the sub! So many quotable moments in this film!