I Was A Terrible Soldier - Comedian Sean Larkins - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

Being in the Air Force is hard work, well kinda!
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Originally filed 11/12/23
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[@samoaduke6098]

On my phone eating a hot dog 🌭 on duty while watching him clown Air Force for eating a hot dog on duty….Yep 👍🏾 sounds about right. USAF 4 life!!!

[@ChocolateSundaes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mathewmcfool]

🧐 What toppings?

[@motrainer888]

😂😂😂

[@dondinero1]

*looks around* "They watchin me?"

[@MRWEDAWEST]

​@@mathewmcfoolThat's what I wanna know

[@BigLeagueChew11]

“a marine will stab a baby in the eye” 😂😂😂 I’m dying! That’s so true though as a son of a marine I can confirm

[@DDangComedy]

what brand eyepatch you recommend

[@BigLeagueChew11]

@@DDangComedy idk any brands but I sure do recommend years of therapy.

[@rashaunford60]

I died 😂 still dying

[@dreburke741]

Facts ! Rah !!

[@NoFairiesAllowed]

Only thing I know Marines do forsure is cocaine and not shower. 😅

[@mattb3672]

The old navy veteran joke is a good one definitely have to use that 😂😂😂

[@K4R3N]

Old Navy Veteran 😂

[@25nahshon]

Im in the Army. We make fun of the Air Force, but we all wish that we had joined the Air Force.

[@drulamane]

So u really makin fun of the poor choices u made..thanks for your service tho fr

[@25nahshon]

@drulamane everyone makes fun of their choice, Good or bad. Joining the Army wasn't a poor choice at all.

[@keventy6114]

I went Air Force to Army.

[@25nahshon]

@@keventy6114 please say that you went warrant

[@slimm7848]

Navy veteran & have worked with every branch of the military since getting out. Currently wk’n for the Air Force & he’s not lying. They don’t do a mf’n thang 😂😂😂

[@dussdamuss]

As a Marine, I confirm everything he says

[@malcolmnorton4864]

Oohrah devil!!

[@dussdamuss]

@@malcolmnorton4864 get some hard charger! Oohrah!

[@ikejay]

No lie that was me in the army when they put on as gate guard and helped out the military police lmaoo. Fort Stewart GA. On them hot days I didn’t give a fuck! JUST GO AND GET OUT MY FACE LMAO

[@Mattieb_23]

Lololl I use to deliver to all the Popeyes, 5 guys, and checkers… and had to do a few bases around GA.. they literally just be waving you in.. likeee mannn just come on gahhh damn 😂

[@ChicaGorilla312]

I always wanted to be a Marine. They didn't accept me but the Vicelords did. 🤚🏾🐰🎩

[@ocmoney3449]

😂🤣😂🤣 underrated comment. A lot of people tried to avoid the streets by going to the military and some that couldn’t went back to the streets, especially in Chicago.

[@deelovesamy]

Salute to our gang veterans too 🫡

[@MrArtVein]

​@@ocmoney3449funny because I recall different. The Panthers literally started because the men of color coming back home from Nam got zero respect. The only reason we have the Bloods and Crips are because the govt infiltrated the group introducing drugs and breaking into a military base which was a setup to reclassify them as domestic terror group. I'm not arguing against what you said because clearly that's happening too, I just think it's interesting it seems to have come full circle

[@jsj31313jj]

Old Navy veterans 😂😂😂

[@HaughtyHedonist]

Two Of My Brothers Are In The Military, One In The Army (Sergeant) The Other In The Air Force (Senior Airman). The Army One Teased The Other One By Calling The Air Force The "Cheer Force". 😅😂

[@triggatrevor1849]

*Chair Force, not Cheer Force. That's because we feel the Air Force just sits in the office all day and doesn't do anything.

[@bodybliz]

as a crew chief …. we are the airforce 😂😂

[@yayo7532]

Bro was letting on the terrorists get in on base😂😂😂😂

[@johnjones3332]

bruh the Air Force was a cake walk. 4 years of that was better than college.

[@flyguy4211]

All the people that I know that enlisted in the Air Force in the 80's like myself are very successful! I'm a retired Federal Agent and background actor on a popular tv show.

[@P71ScrewHead]

@@flyguy4211 LOL!!

[@Vortex_Feedz]

@@flyguy4211what show

[@CurvedAndBlack]

This really cracked me up just what I needed 😂😂😂😂

[@JuanitaMichelle]

I’ve dated men from every branch (for some odd reason), and what he said about Marines… is the gospel. lol I got stories to tell!

[@stevofla239]

You still fuckin?

[@adminbird]

@@stevofla239LMFAOOOOOO

[@nirvarene25us]

​@@stevofla239 wow

[@jwill9817]

USAF is the sweet life They hate us cuz they aint us 🤷‍♂😂

[@1986svs05]

As a marine. That's true 😂. Ya'll be eating good and living good. With the best looking women.

[@JAHzJaJa]

Army Vet. 🖤💛

[@miltonrogers1395]

Shawn is underrated, dude is hilarious 😆😆😆😆 I've been following his career for a long time....

[@tosin.o]

I can't wait, just watched these 3 minutes so far. Larkins. ok.

[@arnettwoods1982]

LoL old Navy 😅😂

[@juaquawnjenkins]

Now I wanna see cop comedian, fire fighter, judge.. I bet they could spin a bunch of there truths to be funny! Especially a judge 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonbrooks9746]

I was in San Antonio for a few months and he not lying bout that heat.

[@adminbird]

I feel bad for the people that enlist at the perfect time for them to be at Lackland during June, July, and August. But otherwise, here in Austin and I’m sure San Antonio, this February has been absolutely beautiful thus far

[@jeromejenkins151]

The Air Force like any other branch is what you make of it. You can be dedicated and hard working and be just as highly trained as any other service men from any other branch or you can go in and do what this guy obviously did and cake walk. Its soley up to you. Theres stories of downed Airmen that lasted weeks behind enemy lines evading capture amd even returing home under their own recognance, and theres stories of hard core Marines that didnt last 30 seconds behind enemy lines. Its not the branch or service that makes a difference. Its the man.😂

[@gabrieljohnson4213]

Chair Force

[@onewayandpurposed]

You see, there's an option! 😂 #army

[@Themayseffect]

Thank you for serious'ing the fuck out these jokes lol

[@MacG-oj1jt]

Spoken like a true airman 🤣 🤣 🤣. A Marine would never say something like that!!!

[@kingvii6206]

Any old navy veterans lol

[@briguy459]

Define old

[@shoujobarton7692]

...even old navy got a shout out. The Coast Guard is used to it I'm sure.

[@tosin.o]

you killed with this comment

[@G2jetfly]

So true!!!😂😂😂

[@Justbored_12]

He is funny 😂

[@itzCARISSA]

Hilarious!

[@otmafia2737]

Damn all that where are you from?

[@itzCARISSA]

@@otmafia2737 Lol Atlanta

[@otmafia2737]

@@itzCARISSA dem lips though

[@drehunter593]

​@@otmafia2737😂 them 👄 tho bet they feel good tho🤣💯

[@itzCARISSA]

@@otmafia2737 Lol Thanks baby🖤

[@username_882]

I used to work at an AFB in Utah. The gate people are awesome, especially when they're from Texas

[@wholeness]

funny

[@The.Artistic.Squirrel]

My biggest screw up was walking out of the AF to join the Navy. As a woman. And I was ABLE to join the AF. As in they pick you after you jump the hoops. But I walked out. And boy I’m Not kidding when I say: Mistakes were Made.

[@dcarr2506]

The glizzy mustard wipe? 😲

[@MrTycole]

😂😂😂🔥🔥

[@duronarnold7684]

USAF baby!!!

[@oniciamuller]

He on the money 😂😂😂

[@ItsaSisterhoodThang]

He’s funny

[@compton221]

😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@geecheetone8550]

Lost all credibility when the Air Force vet referred to himself as a "soldier"

[@rubberbandman3rd]

I did think that was weird but tbh most civilians probably couldn't tell the difference so might as well go with what they know. I like to think that when he started the joke he said airman but he had to explain what it was so just stuck with soldier

[@904TallerTim]

​@@rubberbandman3rdHe catered to the audience not to a small majority of people that know the differences or existence of Airmen and that soldiers are Army.

[@om3667]

I definitely don’t know the difference until this comment

[@JustoWon]

The Air Force used to be a part of the army. They don’t often use the word soldier but it’s acceptable

[@rubberbandman3rd]

@@JustoWon the army part is true but the second part isn't... I'm active duty air force, and we're kinda like the bougie branch 😂😂😂, being called soldier wouldn't fly

[@DaKingisDead]

Old Navy Veteran 🃏²³°

[@richardcarrolljr8736]

Hooyah . 😤

[@Fujiwild100s]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TripleCubedTriune]

😂

[@TheBrandiElizabeth]

I've had male family members in each branch and the only one I would trust completely is the Marine. 🤷🏾

[@akken2112]

"Be, all that you can be, in the Army", not the Air Force, Navy or Marines.

[@stevofla239]

You werent a soldier if you were in ther airforce

[@cynthiathomas404]

He funny

[@URNOTADJ]

There are no soldiers in the Air Force...

[@johnjones3332]

Sounds cooler than saying “airmen”

[@Eterna7Plays]

I figure it said that for the civilians in the crowd.

[@URNOTADJ]

@@johnjones3332 definitely sounds cooler…

[@jayboogie7956]

Sounds like a hater

[@URNOTADJ]

@@jayboogie7956 what/who sounds like a hater…?

[@austingriffith4742]

Airmen not a soldier

[@JAHzJaJa]

Uhm, Airman.

[@gabrieljefferson2591]

Ha! es funny because you know he lie

[@moneymancam1581]

He stole this joke no 🧢

[@geequez375]

Yea im a new fan

[@user-eq3qh4gw1k]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LegendaryHoneySapphire]

First off that hoodie hard as hell GO LIONS 🦁💙🩶 #313 but that old navy 😂😂😂😂yea that would’ve been the only service I joined for sure 😂