I Was Attacked on the Streets...

I probably should have been more careful out at one in the morning, didn't expect to take on a raid boss in Toronto but it happened. This is the ensuing tale. Thanks for watching!
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[@SomeOrdinaryGamers]

use code "SOG" at www.gfuel.com and I'll release some GTA instructional videos I filmed when I was really wasted.

[@Mr.Miniguy]

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[@shaded389]

They wanted your onlyfans

[@turmusg9037]

Hi

[@manofrice1058]

Sog

[@mrmapusaurus2142]

Ok

[@arachniteer]

The reason Muta didn’t get physically hurt is because he was running a virtual machine, change my mind.

[@mbx6953]

He was using antivirus and VMs to protect himself

[@dudearlo]

XD

[@AngelaMerici12]

Cant fight that bro 🙌!

[@mistervgw8307]

@@mbx6953 You know instead of using antiviruses just don't be a big dum dum

[@WolfyRed]

265 likes nice

[@AC-wz9vd]

consensual fight is the most wild west bullshit i’ve heard of in canada

[@zakogle7829]

🌈🏳️‍🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help

[@BewareofFalseProphets]

@@zakogle7829 epic gang stalking moment

[@THEINFERNOKID]

Yea, that is the first time I have ever heard of that and I live in Canada.

[@ExtinctCanadian]

@@zakogle7829 go to r/he_comes I think you’d fit In

[@phelan8385]

I think its a thing in a couple US states

[@sparc3293]

so basically in left for dead terms crackhead - hunter methhead - tanker

[@MiGujack3]

cokehead - DPS

[@hj_okay]

alcoholic - boomer/spitter cokehead - charger pothead - survivor (due it being so tame) psych user - zombie idk anymore right now

[@WonkyTonkBotty]

@@hj_okay Parkinson's patient - Jockey?

[@SpejsKadet]

@@WonkyTonkBotty nah, just speed

[@erykzysk3330]

Yup

[@G-u-z-i-o]

Gotta love the moral of the story: "Toronto is a weird place".

[@srcrunch9285]

Weird*

[@lemonade4181]

New York of the North.

[@G-u-z-i-o]

@@srcrunch9285 Thank you. Dammit, I always misuse wired, weird and wierd. Their spelling is too similar.

[@yeetdelete851]

Went to Toronto on a trip about 6ish years back, and oh boy. I thought my town was weird. Toronto took the cake.

[@renukapuar3107]

@Alibay Zamat I live there it’s not bad it’s a pretty good place to stay. So that means Toronto is worse

[@Seto_Saotome]

I love how he used GTA 5 to illustrate the reverse

[@Badassiger]

Niko Bellic in GTA 5? Interesting

[@Jpmizzle]

@@Badassiger the footage he showed was gta v

[@namesurname4666]

Like that news channel

[@fenn_fren]

Should've used Minecraft RTX in a Gentoo VM

[@Asdayasman]

Now that's a classy avatar you've got there.

[@NurMars]

"A crazy crackhead has appeared." "Mutahar used 911." "It was not very effective."

[@giancarlo418]

**uses virtual machines**

[@primo4915]

@@giancarlo418 "its super effective!"

[@DetectiveGhost]

Plot twist: he was using prison escape cheat code

[@FlusterCuck808]

Uses *Your device ran into a problem and needs to be repaired*

[@adamwalkervfx]

Muta can melt steel beams

[@MachiriReviews]

"Help my friend was mugged!" Toronto Police: "Well he consented to mug you and you struggled so that means you consented so there's nothing we can do."

[@IdiotWithNo_S_key]

"I was attacked on the streets" **procieds to smile in the tumbnail like an madman**

[@SUNSHINE-fd4vb]

“Don’t take advice from me.” *actually gives GREAT advice to never drive drunk*

[@comedyjortsgamer4307]

too bad, im not taking that advice

[@ICEknightnine]

His first advice clearly states to not take his advice unless that advice in itself shouldn't be taken? It's a paradox!

[@criscrosxxx]

@@comedyjortsgamer4307 same my n-erd

[@NagoBust]

@@comedyjortsgamer4307 do you the vid name where muta pulled the blanked of a hobo and ruined his good time

[@comedyjortsgamer4307]

@@NagoBust huh?

[@skullnite1042]

Mutahar: *drives car backwards* Crackhead: "And I took that personally."

[@vegemitesandwich1113]

Crackhead = Michael Jordan?

[@dknives3906]

😂 😂😂😂😂

[@giancarlo418]

Lmfao

[@joecool9739]

Crackhead: "Driving backwards at 1.30am on a desolate abandoned street. So you have chosen death?"

[@a8-bit_gamer801]

Florida man asaults car window, loses glasses and turns into John wick

[@doitdalton9764]

"Organic, grass fed crack" i would've added gluten-free, nongmo, soft kill just for the memes

[@mistavoid]

free range pasture raised fda approved

[@lamplight9871]

I remember in a town I lived in in Michigan there was the pantless biker. I’ve seen him three times over a ten year period. He’s like a cryptid.

[@militantpacifist4087]

PLOT TWIST: The dog was actually walking the crackhead and the dog was also talking to Mutahar.

[@bradev9952]

What the dog doin?

[@justinh6651]

@@bradev9952 what the dog doin doe?

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

How

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

That is some SpongeBob logic there. XD

[@avocadeous]

Bruh. First time I’ve seen an edit happen live. That was very cool

[@matthewvicari6762]

This is the most bizarre promotion for Raid: Shadow Legends.

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

did he just pull a sony

[@smolmonke1716]

OMG he said bizarre 1111111!1!!!!111111 ahahah such reference

[@Guadalajara1937]

@@smolmonke1716 USELESS USELESS USELESS

[@lonneansekishoku8288]

Raid: Crack legends

[@giancarlo418]

@@lonneansekishoku8288 hahah

[@datboi1026]

Remember kids, “the only way to sober up is time.” -Drivers Ed book thingy

[@d00gz_]

I love how Muta always relates serious IRL situations like assault and life threatening surgery to video games

[@jokerproduction]

I was nearly attacked by a crackhead last week. He was wielding a rusty pipe and looking for spare change, no cap. Glad it didn't escalate beyond him threatening me with a pipe. I have a concealed carry permit and didn't wanna end up lik Boogie.

[@cementbox4430]

Shooting a crackhead might break your record though.

[@JustAllanTV]

damn.

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Damm that's crazy

[@DerangedScout]

nO cAp.

[@OctaneWeasel]

as long as your not stupid and fire a warning shot in the air lmao.

[@ronk475]

Papa Muta fights off raid boss while drinking Tim Hortons coffee

[@chickenlittle5095]

A level 99 crackhead boss at that!

[@JustAllanTV]

Starbucks: hanging out and talking about friends. Tim Hortons: *Round 20* , Survive until dawn.

[@imacakeorpieicantellalotab7752]

@@chickenlittle5095 Lol

[@zakogle7829]

🌈🏳️‍🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help

[@joesmoe2728]

They are a robot

[@0730bcorm]

"a level 99 raid-boss-crackhead" lololol

[@richardgozinya1435]

Imagine living in a city where you can't deck a crackhead in the face when he's harassing you

[@ogzephyr4166]

“Consensual street fight” Gotta love the law

[@MrZiad32]

It's called the law of mutual combat, you'll be surprised how common it is and it has its good uses.

[@bazooka712]

@@MrZiad32 if i understood the story right, verbal abuse escalated to physical damage or assault.. not mutual combat

[@Paul-jv3cq]

I understand a consensual street fight, letting a dude get beat up and arresting him for going a quarter mile above the speed limit is a different thing

[@shahbajwa6076]

@@MrZiad32 bro this ain't Yakuza gtfo

[@shahbajwa6076]

@ZI Savetion IZ and prison could be your home if you don't shut that shit up

[@JustAllanTV]

Toronto is basically the Chicago of Canada.

[@SparksX18]

It even rhymes

[@voidhxrry3505]

Not even close more like Winnipeg

[@inceptuminstitute7214]

toronto is nothing lmao just a bunch of young kids shooting random things for clout

[@theamateurlancia]

@@inceptuminstitute7214 isn't that basically Chicago

[@JustAllanTV]

@@SparksX18 Winnipeg doesn't exist.

[@spikeMMM]

i love how he actually called his mom

[@chaso124]

Being able to joke with this situation, and stay humble when you are clearly in the right side. You are worthy of respect man

[@camkilla3752]

"I dont want to aggravate anybody" *ad plays* Im aggravated

[@nytrix765]

SAME

[@hiphop2u]

Lmao

[@LDimno]

@boy lasagna :troll:

[@johnfenn8514]

download vanced for mobile and ublock origin for pc. And you will be free from all the KZbin ads.

[@yeshnavale]

@boy lasagna we practice a little mischief, it's called we practice a little mischief.

[@itsinugami]

"Fully Authentic, Grass fed Crack" Throughout my time studying crime and forensics, I have never heard this before; however, I will now refer to crack as such.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

"Consensual fight" as a legal term is the funniest shit I've heard. I'm from India. "Consensual fight" triggers images of two cowboys standing off on Main Street as the whole town bears witness.🤷🤷

[@pyrosnappy7641]

its just someone with cannabis and crack

[@ghoulslayer__7746]

@@valentinegonsalves7322 yeah in America as soon as you get punched or even shoved it’s considered assault and you can take actions against them. Ie. Throwing them on the ground, pepper spraying them. I wish Canada changes their laws so people can actually protect themselves

[@BorgerEU]

Medium rare crack?

[@kriswolfiecabrera9035]

I love you Muta..*who walks their dog at 1 in the morning? On video* *looks around and quietly and raises hand* but I also work graveyards and keep the same schedule during my off days...

[@4sparta968]

When I worked corrections I learned of "the circle of life." The system keeps putting people like that back on the street until they OD or get murdered. When one didn't come back it was because they were dead.

[@NaudVanDalen]

"Self defense means that you consent to a fight." That's how Canada works.

[@acemartin2019]

Our self defence laws are fucked, they protect the aggressor more than the guy defending themselves

[@rickrolld1367]

@@acemartin2019 *Little dark age plays*

[@walker4541]

Me:*laughs in america*

[@potatopilot1699]

@ZI Savetion IZ troll

[@rickrolld1367]

@ZI Savetion IZ The icy cold grip of Death grabs ahold of you. You use struggle. It has no effect! You succumb to Death...

[@NIGBEATS]

Canadian Police: Did he assault you? Citizen: Yeah, he punched me. Canadian Police: So he didn't assault you. Call us when he stabs you...

[@dj.j5099]

Why is this true..they're so sh!t

[@monerstacks5787]

At least they get paid more so they actually give a shit about their job

[@Pendejo.Dark1]

Nyc police: Damn you called us Bc you got stabbed? Call us when you get shot at

[@rickrolld1367]

@ZI Savetion IZ Wtf is wrong with you?

[@YehudiNimol]

@@rickrolld1367 dude has other channels where he makes fun of other people's deaths. He's a number one edgelord. Just report for spam

[@sandhand1164]

Used to watch your channel when you did creepypasta videos, glad to see you and your channel are still thriving (:

[@Ryutix]

The rest of the title is "But I fought back in the sheets."

[@ronaldoa.4905]

Crackhead: *Starts yelling* Muta: Why do I hear boss music?

[@damnumonkeyballs]

Lol bruh

[@Kingpuddinbowl]

Dark souls boss music

[@marcianoforst6311]

Hahahahaahahahah so funnnyyyy. Aahahahahahaahahahahahah original hahahahahaha I can’t. Aaahahahahaaaaaqaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣😅😂

[@appleyolk8630]

*Doom music kicks in*

[@thatoneguy8943]

@@marcianoforst6311 bro r u the crackhead from the story

[@ordinary_magician]

“Messed with the wrong person. Hahaha.” It sounds like something some wannabe badass would write

[@brandoncollins8693]

SomeOrdinaryBadass.

[@imacakeorpieicantellalotab7752]

@@brandoncollins8693 ok

[@user-zu2kb1rp5k]

@@imacakeorpieicantellalotab7752 ok

[@declassified_snake]

sounds like a gta online npc when you steal their car

[@jeremys7131]

Idk...these days I’ve learned not to dismiss anything no matter how crazy it sounds...I mean, I remember one night last year I heard some joker on the news mentioning defunding the police and I thought “yeah, okay...let’s all just invite violence into our lives...”

[@SuzanneDeniseB]

Ugh. Damn dude, sorry you went through that. I guess we all need to get together and make sure you get home safe .

[@ivymarie346]

I'm so sorry that this happened, but I LOVE how you tell stories.... lol

[@alexeirasputin2016]

“That farm to table crack” i am deceased from that part of the rant

[@jeffzyzzos8562]

grass fed

[@australium7374]

@@jeffzyzzos8562 fully organic

[@crisptomato9495]

Toronto really hits different. One moment you’re watching a Blue Jays game and the next you’re having human waste dumped on you by the peepee poopoo man.

[@alexcastellini2672]

Or watching the Leafs choke a 3-1 series lead... Again...

[@notracc9096]

Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he liveshu you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you will go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS

[@notracc9096]

@@alexcastellini2672 Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he liveshu you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you will go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS PRAISE JESUS

[@mauri1282]

@@notracc9096 Sir, this is McDonald’s…

[@whart3140]

@@mauri1282 ma'am this is a wendys

[@oddtomato1049]

The cops probably are too underleveled to have access to that boss.

[@kevinramcharan6834]

After your story I went to that same Reddit thread, and someone described the same guy you did (mid-30s white guy, green army jacket, scruffy beard). The person in that story got cut, so the guy is super violent. Glad you're ok and safe Muta, stories like this are a good reason to start taking martial arts and self defence classes.

[@Kyee124]

the attackers are probably the anti-virtual machine guy

[@darkmeraldpvp6531]

Probably those Anti-Asian American assholes

[@argo9721]

Or both

[@Is_kitten]

Twitter users

[@argo9721]

@@Is_kitten How?

[@owoofmybones5090]

@@darkmeraldpvp6531 Sir, this is Canada.

[@sensass4217]

I’m in Toronto, the other day i saw a guy having a really heated argument with his baguette

[@sonnydarnell9545]

baguette was being a bitch tho

[@the_seer_0421]

Well, baguettes can be assholes at times. Believe me, I know.

[@zyansheep]

Yumm...

[@angrymaninapandamask6432]

Quebec making French mens worse everyday

[@buzzsburner.8286]

"Now methheads are scary" Me: imagines the breaking bad episode with the atm

[@phrotodzer]

Yea I remember that

[@helenaalbert7461]

This guy sounds like my mom. Such a nostalgic story

[@D-Man_Jam]

_"Oh, you're that chubby Indian nerd who makes fun of things on the internet? Ima teach you a lesson."_

[@zakogle7829]

🌈🏳️‍🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help

[@mitingtwotch]

exactly

[@Mario583a]

And my favorite OS.

[@amenra6042]

@@zakogle7829 seek an insane asylum

[@mitingtwotch]

@@zakogle7829 just go with the nice men in the white clothes. :)

[@ConnorPugs]

Jesus bro, hope you are doing ok ❤️

[@Ray3d.]

Okay

[@anonymousguy6610]

He's finnnnneeeee

[@JustAllanTV]

@Im not Offended connor pugs

[@AC-gm6dr]

Nice free likes

[@devilsoup3718]

I hate you so damn much

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

Happened to me about a year ago. You have my condolences, bro.

[@randomstuffbychris]

absolute chad, called his mom after to tell her he was ok

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It's scary how law enforcement would rather arrest a dude going 1mph over the speed limit, instead of a psycho running loose hurting innocent people.

[@xnesta9003]

Hey guy without mustache finally I found your comment early

[@MaxWolop]

Early on a Just Some Guy without a Mustache comment, is this a dream?

[@zakogle7829]

🌈🏳️‍🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help

[@SamuelBlane]

@@MaxWolop or maybe a nightmare...

[@yoursensei8837]

Tbf law enforcement is being more and more indifferent to violent offenders bc they are getting in a ton of trouble when they have to take a person's life, even if they are saving their or another person's life. Obviously it would be better of they went after crackheads that are hurting people, but they don't want to end up on the defense side of a nationally publicized case.

[@Lazyboijere]

Muta doesn’t want to compromise his pacifist run, gg brother.

[@Th3Volc3s]

Is this an Undertale reference?

[@angelgjr1999]

Most normal people don’t look for trouble unfortunately some druggies don’t care about losing their lives so they’ll do the most.

[@Lazyboijere]

@@Th3Volc3s it's just an epic gamer reference in general but it is in a way

[@HustlerEli]

Meanwhile, John Cena going genocide 😳😳

[@LoponStormbased]

I'd like to see if he still feels that way when this guy murders his friend. Like when I didn't get involved against the crackheads who were breaking into my car, who then stabbed a woman tens of times and left her drowning in her own blood alone in a cold gas station parking lot down the road. When you refuse to respect others lives and threaten them, your life no longer is worth respecting.

[@TheSeabornGaming]

Glad to hear that you are fine after this.

[@vincent93292]

good to hear that you are safe! be safe

[@williamsmithington3157]

“If it was a meth head my car would be flipped over.” Great fuckiny line

[@militantpacifist4087]

69th like

[@eveningswan8796]

otherwise bussines as usual

[@user-wv3zd7px3r]

What dictionary did you read to know what "Fuckiny" means

[@-ghettostreetgyals-7164]

@ZI Savetion IZ deez nuts

[@nathandiers7864]

@ZI Savetion IZ 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤢🤮

[@corbettbalcaitis]

Muta: i was attacked in the streets The thumbnail: AND I ENJOYED IT

[@Angel-vm6hy]

Lol

[@zakogle7829]

🌈🏳️‍🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help

[@b0leg23]

@@zakogle7829 LMAO

[@ornitorrincoc1borgue767]

@@zakogle7829 lmao

[@HoloScope]

@Mohammad Ahmad what's wrong with the rainbow buddy?

[@mc6475]

The shiny Pokemon that fucks up your save file 🤣🤣🤣 bro too much. Much love from sauga

[@ScotchOffTheRocks]

I want more vids like this, using games to illustrate the commentary. God tier video

[@aarav_kolhe]

He looks so happy to be attacked in the thumbnail

[@TheNudeSon]

He knew he got some content lol

[@EnaTenkiyoGamer]

He's got edge.

[@Yuri-hs5wt]

@@TheNudeSon not really lol

[@cozzy124]

@@Yuri-hs5wt microsoft edge

[@jawar5673]

Imagine getting attacked and not being able to press charges.

[@PugilistCactus]

No fixed address.

[@John-Potasz]

It's the sad reality that people actually live in places where self defense is basically illegal.

[@pimpinondemhos101]

@@John-Potasz yeah, I just can’t comprehend it.

[@angelgjr1999]

Homeless crackheads are often times released the same day they assault someone. A hobo literally has more rights than normal people in North America.

[@meowcat5596]

@I will defeat a random mlg boi That's not true.

[@sketchem3155]

Muta you probably won't see this but im 1:25 seconds in this video and i have to say thank you for promoting sober driving, my dad was a piece of shit and drove drunk with me 100rnds of times with me as a child and had to grab the wheel many time from us hitting cars thank you so much for bringing this to light

[@kyara.h8500]

Glad you and your friend are okay 👍❤️

[@jakerueb8042]

I love the term “raid level crackhead”

[@Founder6087]

@J Dude is most likely a bot

[@gram.]

well they're inhuman "degenerate pos" anyway

[@LavatarOrigin]

Dude was more emotional about getting yelled by a druggie than almost dying from a turbo infection. never change muda.

[@yotengo2807]

muda?

[@Andrew9908]

@@yotengo2807 IS THAT A MFING JOJIOHJO REFRRNECE!?!!!!?!!

[@alreadydead12yearsago9]

@@yotengo2807 MUDA means useless

[@manamemajeff6283]

Muda means young in mah language

[@agentace1476]

@@Andrew9908 the 7 page one as well

[@ToastyTeresa]

You just experienced an Oblivion NPC encounter, my man.

[@scum07k]

Toronto is the Florida of Canada. Change my mind. Also the Oregan Trail line was good, stay safe out there Muta!

[@VisionCityMayor]

I love how he used GTA out of all games to re-enact the scenario It fits so well too lmao

[@breastmilkgaming]

Toronto is GTA6

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

>>Crackhead NPC spawns, walking dog at 1 a.m. attacking customers outside Roman's taxi service. >>Time for a "consensual fight".

[@Leo-sd3jt]

Sounds like the guy has friends or relatives higher up since that's not a consensual fight and fits Canada's legal definition of assault. Consensual fights need to start consensually.

[@halinaqi2194]

Gta india edition would be insane, but Toronto is wild too lmao

[@NotCOPPAFTCA]

That thumbnail scared his attacker off.

[@NxtFresh]

fucking legends

[@erc3338]

69th haha lmao 💯👍

[@heathjames6733]

Lol right. Looks like Muta's staring into our souls. Scared he'll find me at 3am and do crazy supernatural shenanigans to me.

[@ChinasArmy]

Here in Canada you have to use “reasonable force” to defend yourself, so if Dave Batista is beating my ass to death I couldn’t use a weapon to defend myself. Makes sense.

[@zer0527]

shit is wild, family member was apparently once jumped by a bunch of dudes and almost got charged for beating them with their skateboards

[@SupaKoopaTroopa64]

The “reasonable force” requirement is still a thing in the US, it just that the US has a much broader definition of reasonable force (basically: don't shoot an unarmed assailant 10 times because they punched you in the face), also, most states have stand your ground laws, which allow unlimited use of force in certain situations.

[@joaquimmenezes7396]

Thanks god you’re safe !

[@xEroxSennin]

Me: walking my dog at 2am before we both go to bed. Muta: bad sign.

[@thelatenightnerd2851]

Fucking crack

[@joejutsu3268]

*FOOKIN KRAKCHEAD*

[@billklatsch5058]

Crackhead spotted

[@steve9125]

what dog wants walk in 1 or 2 am lol

[@xEroxSennin]

@@steve9125 crackden dog

[@princess_consuela]

Muta: *says anything* His camera: I would rather focus on the mic filter

[@user-od7it1qq9b]

Just wanna ask, does your video quality automatically go to 360p? I have to go into advanced settings and put it on 1080p or higher every time now even when I did use more data

[@princess_consuela]

@@user-od7it1qq9b NO.. I use wifi and its set to 1080... it always stays there for every video

[@gabysrat]

@@user-od7it1qq9b Mine always goes to 480p idk why.

[@taarnarae6343]

I'm glad you're okay Muta!

[@planning9930]

When you don’t look at the vid and only hear audio and think you’re listening to moist critical gg lad

[@ChikaSchmurda]

As an ex-crackhead, I'd like to thank you for the stat layout.

[@blackpantherepic3104]

lol

[@ChikaSchmurda]

@Cacodemon There's a reason no one's ever heard of leftover crack. Edit: especially that good , farm to table, cruelty free crack.

[@MrFacio85]

“Daddy chill” “What the hell is even that?”

[@Captain_fish_oil]

Your pfp is horrifying

[@aydenknowsbest-2921]

@@Captain_fish_oil not really

[@zakogle7829]

🌈🏳️‍🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help

[@owoofmybones5090]

@@zakogle7829 Imagine preaching about your life being hard when you don't even have bone-hurting syndrome.😔😔

[@aydenknowsbest-2921]

@@zakogle7829 what.

[@RaymondBradHaines]

Oh god. Currently walking my dog at 2am listening to this. - Thankfully I live in one of the last bastions of calm life

[@greg_1492]

Damn, I thought NYC was a little off it's rocker! Yeah, that dude needs to be stopped! Good luck bro and to your friend.

[@UsernameJpg-hi1fb]

Muta: **exists** Crackhead: **visible frustration**

[@nickyaboi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐

[@blackorcshagrat8587]

Unfortunately, it would appear the odds of him ever being incarcerated are apparently minimal. And the guy himself knows it. He wouldn't be this bold otherwise, a drug user or not.

[@richardfitzwell6579]

Time for the public to handle him instead

[@inquisitionagent9052]

@@richardfitzwell6579 according to Muda you can't even defend yourself or you wont be considered a victim. "Consentual fight" apparently

[@jerredmanns7105]

Glad you're okay.

[@retrofritter7439]

I used to work at that corner Muta, I'm almost positive I know who the dude is. That spot has a church that was turned into a shelter, so the area gets pretty rough, especially at night.

[@pizzahuthonoka]

_"There's a level 99 shiny that can kill your save."_ So Buried Alive is just vibing in Toronto?

[@gambolarts9520]

Probably. Toronto is the city where the dead like to vibe. I mean have you seen Scarborough? We got vibing dead and stuff here. The only thing that is annoying is the stupid people.

[@absayaya]

honokachan

[@Priceless_TMT]

never knew honk worked at pizza hut

[@eristiles]

You don’t vibe in Toronto at night you survive

[@zombiecopx778]

I remember that whole "canadians dont look their doors" myth. "we have virtually no homelessness so home invasions are inexistent".

[@brookhall8957]

That's how it works in the town suburbs, otherwise you put a Wil e. Coyote style gun trap on your door.

[@blackbelt123100]

This is false. I don’t trust people, even I’m mid day, to the point I lock the door when even going for a walk. Don’t trust anyone

[@angelgjr1999]

That’s up north Canada. In the city you still got to watch your back I assume.

[@cmac6136]

I hope nothing has happened to your buddy's place after this. Be safe

[@gimpinainteasy]

glad you are ok!

[@digitalunity]

Muta: *lives in Toronto* Me: I'm sorry for your loss

[@bigclown23]

Honestly it's not that bad. Something interesting happens every day. Never boring here

[@twistedfoot6808]

lmao toronto has a big building so i want to live there

[@kafka8297]

@@bigclown23 nar, prefer it to be quiet and peaceful

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

@@bigclown23 to some, that’s a blessing. To me, that’s concerning.

[@5ld734]

I used to live in Hamilton it's like budget Toronto

[@Bxrry]

one day that gfuel tower will fall.

[@ponderingypanda]

Ok

[@LDimno]

@@tcc1234 holy shit

[@giancarlo418]

😳

[@meru2695]

Already did once, dead meme

[@Varun10299]

It already Did once 😆👍🏻👌🏻. On sony made a mistake video

[@hypermangi8265]

2:20 lmao I love how the car travels backwards. 👽

[@christiandaone]

We’re all glad you’re okay

[@ChimkenNugget]

"Don't do drugs kids! because Canada will let you do whatever you want."

[@zippyparakeet1074]

"Hey kids, wanna hear a joke?" "Sure" "Canada"

[@bigr3578]

Too true

[@jackeronie6490]

but won't let you defend yourself from high tier crack heads

[@ChimkenNugget]

@@jackeronie6490 because that's canadian law! Come on in and we will show you how great the law is here!

[@ChimkenNugget]

@@bigr3578 yep too true

[@justindesormier6767]

Damn dude, I didn't know Toronto was wild like that. This is the kind of story I would expect to hear about down here in the U.S. not Canada

[@iplayeddsharpminor]

From the UK and had to travel to LA for work a couple of years ago. Thought I saw it all in terms of crazy street walkers there. Then had to move on to Toronto reassured that at least I wouldn’t feel as on edge because Canada friendly eh? First scene as I venture outside my hotel after arriving is two junkies play fighting over a syringe as the snow silently fell around us. Queue Homer Simpson bush meme...

[@cashel5232]

Muta: drinking responsibly Crackhead: ima have to stop you right there chief

[@AruwakEM]

Kek

[@lillexus5589]

He is premium drunk while recording this vid 😂 and I can't blame him

[@ba_ndit6501]

Wtf, hope you’re alright man.

[@imacakeorpieicantellalotab7752]

Same

[@cot1579]

That name what on earth

[@untitled7549yt]

@@imacakeorpieicantellalotab7752 what the hell is your name

[@justin5002]

“By crack be purged!!!!!!” Get that crack resistance up and stay safe!

[@zargle5924]

Oh boy looking forward to living near that area in a year

[@ragmanx6256]

"Consensual fight" sounds like something CNN would use as a headline.

[@D-Man_Jam]

C - onsensual fighting N - oodle N - network

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

Funny because fox would say “agreed upon duel”

[@dinglesplat3281]

@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 To be fair that sounds cooler

[@austiniscoolduh]

Snopes: “Was Muta attacked by a black crackhead?” FALSE. Muta was consensually touched by an unknown man.

[@SnackPack913]

Mostly peaceful crackhead beat down

[@AmbienceOfficial]

"Consensual fights" I never want to hear Canadiens talking smack about American laws again.

[@josephikrakowski1132]

Imagine spelling Canadians wrong 😳

[@bellw5834]

Right lol. Sure there’s “free” stuff given by the government but here the laws are used more effectively/efficiently while being able to defend yourself lol.

[@SkatePunkBanana]

There's also laws like that here in the states too I think. It's weird shit that was just never taken off the books.

[@comet.x]

mfw the us has similar laws in some states, and the consensual fight law doesn't work if any 'bodily harm' was caused.

[@Kai-ky6tf]

Im Canadian I wish I was and american 😞

[@ashleighslater8558]

My boy mudah. Thats an average friday night in edmonton alberta. 🤣 Glad you and your freinds are okai doe 💜

[@NikolaCebic]

Bloke seems to be one of those World Bosses wandering around and spawning at certain times of a day