I Was Not Prepared For This Madness! Evenicle Review | Wholesome Edition™ By SsethTzeentach | Reacts

[@DerpyTurtle0762]

*The beatings will continue until morale improves*

[@MonsieurMaskedMan]

YOU'RE JUST A ˈfɑ.kɪŋ NIKON!

[@CallumDowney]

The drastic change from Kit from beginning to about 3 quarters of the way through had me both feeling for him and also laughing like a hyena.

[@jamon9507]

Oooh, Kit, my sweet summer marine. You were not yet ready for this. RIP

[@lunarquickstrike9016]

no amount of marine corps training can prepared you for this

[@aregulargamer1]

I will never get over "Monsters can also deliver sausage"

[@rexamillion8446]

13:30 If it helps I can confirm that the kettle of boiling water does NOT actually get used (thank god), it was a major threat if she did not comply.

[@Linosek279]

Well that only makes it marginally less horrific

[@ChicagoReacts]

Oh thank god

[@TheErtagon15]

17:01 "His smile and optimism gone" LMAO the exact reaction I was hoping for lol

[@ThePointlessBox_]

Kit will never be the same the Marine Core never prepared you for this innit

[@lunarquickstrike9016]

no shit

[@MegaMrMinecraft1]

The worst part of Sseth's video on evenicle, is that when he is describing those horrific scenes, i am 100% horrified. But the stupid metaphors he uses also has me giggling like a madman. Sseth pretty much managed to make an explanation both horrifying and hilarious but mostly horrifying. I literally cannot keep myself from giggling as he metaphorically describes those horrible scenes, regardless of how horrified i am.

[@ChicagoReacts]

I ping pong between horror and laughing and then I don't know how to feel!

[@colbyboucher6391]

Yeah, he's one of those people I'd laugh at IRL while also being seething mad for laughing. Like, it's funny because it's so awful that he turned it into a joke that I can't *not* laugh.

[@sadscientisthououinkyouma1867]

To be fair, there is only one more scene in Evenicle that is equally as horrific as those, and I only assume Sseth didn't include it because he didn't have a good punchline (nor near as good voice acting to be as horrifying).

[@DasFuuk]

@@sadscientisthououinkyouma1867 What scene are you referencing? The scene Sseth talked about was the one that stuck out the most to me and I played the game before watching his review.

[@sadscientisthououinkyouma1867]

@@DasFuuk the daughter incest gore h scene.

[@zacksilverstone7642]

*Sees Horned Space Marine* Kit: "Excuse me, there will be no blood for the Blood God, and there will be no corn for the Khorne flakes." The people who've watched the og video: *Looks at him in pity*

[@kabob0077]

This whole setting could be vastly improved with an invasion by a Khornate Warband...

[@TheGrandJeef]

Ah yes the review everyone skips during a sseth rewatch. My condolences man

[@ChicagoReacts]

Everyone's gotta do it once, yeah?

[@Mortal2064]

Correct. ...I wonder what Paul from Combat Veteran Reacts/MHGR would think of this Seth video? Eh, he probably wouldn't upload that reaction. ...no, no, Paul would find some way to make the torture scene educational by talking about... suicide rates... or something. Idk, I'm not a combat veteran.

[@БабайАлибабаев]

@@Mortal2064 I was pestering Paul to react to this video (with no success, apparently. Since he is completely focused on Ukraine hype train). Along with C&C Generals video by UberDanger (wanted him to speak about the in-game world). But I hope I helped to get him to react to Max0r Ace Combat videos and mikeburnfire 'Hentai incident' video

[@Mortal2064]

@@БабайАлибабаев that's cool and all... but why the fuck would you want Paul to watch the... this... evanicle? I mean, I want him off of the Ukraine hype train as much as anyone else, but... Edit: I just read what I previously commented. I can see how that would be interpreted as me wanting Paul to watch that video. My bad.

[@БабайАлибабаев]

@@Mortal2064 because it would be hilarious to see how he would be reacting to this video and how he can apply his experience as a MMA fighter and a former military policeman. And also to make him a more "cultured" man

[@Kammereer]

Evenicle is genuinely really good. Sseth oversells how much fucked up shit there is. Everything he mentions does happen, but that's about it.

[@skyseer7976]

Rather than being said as "oversells", I prefer it as "great packaging".

[@puffsniffy6425]

or are you just desensitized by anime?

[@skyseer7976]

@@puffsniffy6425 Quite desensitize if I could say to myself. That's why I could say "great packaging"

[@zacksilverstone7642]

@@puffsniffy6425 to be fair, it's a pretty good depiction on WHY you should never practice inter-species breeding. Especially with carnivores.

[@kabob0077]

@@zacksilverstone7642 Ya know your comment sounds like something a Feddie from NoP would say...

[@puffsniffy6425]

poor kit was traumatized! you could see it in his eyes!!! also, im never gonna look at a bowling ball the same way

[@markuscederberg2081]

Yeah I played it and even if it has all that fucked up shit it also has a good message you should always pass along any good smut to your homies keep the circle of porn going

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

When Sseth says he seen some sh*t that really mean he *SEEN* some sh*t

[@patbracken]

Sengoku Rance is such a fun game I sometimes forget it has some seriously messed up content. I'm not sure whether I should dive into AliceSoft's other works after seeing this.

[@masufame]

Try dohna dohna

[@oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591]

Play other rance games. Especially rance 6. Rance quest got released recently and rance 9 is getting close to having an English release. You've got alot of time before rance 10 gets translated because it unironically has the most dialogue of any game ever made.

[@anusaukko6792]

@@oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591 Any game ever? Even the Fate VN?

[@Kammereer]

@@anusaukko6792 Yes. Rance X script is roughly ten times the size of Dragon Age Origins script. Or three times the size of the entire Umineko series.

[@sadscientisthououinkyouma1867]

@@anusaukko6792 Fate isn't even that big of a VN, that aside in terms of the estimates (no official English word count yet) Rance X alone has more text than the entire Fate Series.

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

You fools you didn't listen!!! I'm so sorry kitt, you didn't deserve this!

[@gingernerd971]

When you mentally scar the marine, you know you've gone too far

[@Whitewingdevil]

Have I played this game? I admit nothing, but if you go into this game for just the 'art', you're gonna have a bad time, because the creators really liked the RPG they built and had no compunctions about making you play through the entire thing. Surprisingly good RPG though.

[@Yesnaught]

Smut aside, Evenicle is actually pretty good, it stands on more than porn alone.

[@EroPantherH]

Ahh, good old Japanese eroge, I review a couple of them sometimes in my channel if you're interested. Evenicle itself is a pretty good game, I played it years ago so I barely remember the story, but I remember feeling quite satisfied with all the conspiracies and plots happening. The game barely has those "gore" scenes, and even then the gore isn't shown in the CG so it's pretty much "entry-level text-only" gore. As an RPG it's functional I suppose, it's not anything particularly special. It also has a sequel Evenicle 2 in an almost entirely different world featuring an all new cast. I quite liked the plot in this one and the conspiracies run deep in the plot here. There are barely any non-consensual scenes (at least 2, off the top of my head I only remember 2) in this one. Gameplay is pretty much identical.

[@ultrastormvalentine5483]

I don't trust you on those scenes, Imma go verify quickly to see if you ain't talking out ya...

[@JakeBaldwin1]

Just because you told me not to. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

[@Mortal2064]

Oh, this video? Break him, seth.

[@Sabatour100]

This comment section has been claimed by CHAOS!

[@kabob0077]

Will Chaos kill that Eve bitch?

[@kuuluna]

As I thought, it won't be long till you guys land on this Sseth video

[@ishinomorileon]

I didn't play this game, no. But I did play Euphoria. And I became broken and is never the same since...

[@adrianmartinez1587]

I clicked so fast when i read evenicle

[@Heidao623]

Sees the thumbnail Oh Kit, no... I'm sorry you had to watch that

[@saltylemon4436]

I played this game before I even saw the Sseth vid, and I was not... expecting the things I've seen.

[@sassydispatch8934]

01:59 I knew it was gonna be good from this moment 😆

[@BlueAsterismSolstice]

I had the most timely pizza ad to this video.

[@Taoru11]

Honestly, compared to VN and Doujinshi in general, this game almost seems like one of the more normal things to come out of Japan.

[@SudsyMedusa53]

Here we go boys! The wait is finally over! I honestly thought you guys weren't going to do this one! Let's see if it breaks him!

[@WallNutBreaker524]

15:06 One things for sure, Japan takes Entertainment seriously. Their Voice Actors and Actresses are indeed Gods and Goddesses. 💪🗿👌

[@tristancampbell4941]

Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy

[@colbyboucher6391]

Heart dropped a little when I saw the title, godspeed

[@espio87]

3:30 That's Man-Emperor of Mankind, thank you very much.

[@WWIIRanger]

Great game, good story but not for the faint of heart.

[@kingwolf9447]

Sseth never fails to deliver

[@joshuahendershot196]

Having seen Sseth's original video before watching this and knowing what was coming I admit I was a bit curious to see how you reacted to that

[@БабайАлибабаев]

When I saw WHAT video Kit chose to react, I was having "Walter screaming in a car meme" vibe.

[@Psycorde]

I'm here solely for Kit shitting on Chaos Marines

[@easylemon2547]

This might be the first video that: "Hey folks, I think we havent learnt something today!"

[@kabob0077]

11:02 Wait, is that Assassin of Black? What's Jack doing here?

[@colinmasterson666]

*The beatings will continue until morale improves!*

[@JoaoPedro-xz2jn]

Waiting for Sseth Kamidori review reaction here.

[@senorsanches7820]

00:29 "HANK! He's reviewing a porn game! Don't recommend it for the whole family! HANK!"

[@Gman2486]

Older SsethTzeentach videos hit different.

[@krykry606]

In defense of Evenicle's goddess eve, she peace'd out early in the humanity's creation after her husband blew up. She wasn't around to think well on details.

[@ezg5221]

I always thought we'd skip this one. Be good to each other, everyone

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

Ave Imperator.

[@falkenway829]

Kit should react to sseth's god hand video please 👉🏻👈🏻

[@asobimouryu9545]

Japan really wanna get that Alabama market

[@oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591]

Oh boy just wait till he reviews sengoku rance it's on his massive game review list and while the mc is incredibly messed up it's still top 5 best games I've ever played

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

I remember playing rance back when i was 13 Good times

[@oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591]

@@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 Damn I got to rance 6 at like 16 and couldn't get over how original and well made the world and it's concepts were like for example the leveling system

[@MSnow-pu4qs]

My man got so f*cking big review list that Sengoku Rance review may not happen at all.

[@ChaoticNeutralDude]

Your suffering feeds me

[@DerpyTurtle0762]

I don't know what the f*** I just watched... Kit, pass the applejuice

[@chrisroberts7000]

...Japan... Think it needs an intervention?

[@MinecraftLovesSteve]

the game is surprisingly fun lmao

[@kabob0077]

6:47 If Ao3 can have people like the Lila Anon then yes.

[@Idlemage]

I played this fun game nice story also dark at times (their not his real sisters dont worry lol) oh and the bowling ball scene was fucked up... and there was one more that fucked me up with a monster if you know you know

[@petercooper456]

Didn’t Abaddon once accidentally cleave through his own black stone fortress? Also he’s definitely just a pale imitation of Horus for all the war masters faults he was awesome.

[@theblobconsumes4859]

I have. It's nowhere near as fucked up as he says, but those things are still there. There is some quality to the story. Second game is good too.

[@NekoKnight]

Scooby gang represent!

[@alt666]

Someone shared the game with me... im not gonna lie in games like this (aka dungeon crawlers and games with super easy gameplay) i skip 90-99 percent of the story so i didnt even know all of that was happening lmao.

[@Raevyn01]

Game is pretty good~

[@Skyte100]

He defended Japan until the video reminded of the dark side of Japan.

[@mrkinneas2238]

I've never played this game Kit, and I never will. And now you know why.

[@LukasJampen]

Failbaddon the armless

[@simongames100]

Wish i could actually play this game, but steam banned everything remotely erotic in germany

[@Kammereer]

By the power of VPN you can still by it on GOG I think

[@AVeryAngryIronWarrior]

I always have to drink anything anime

[@afluffydeathclaw2644]

I am thriving, that is all.

[@afluffydeathclaw2644]

Actually, I would like to add that if you, Kitt, do not cease your senseless worship of the Corpse Emperor then I, Champion of Malal, will be forced to make additional, increasingly cursed, react recommendations. So have I spoken.

[@Xx1devilgod1xX]

ok, I haven't played the game, but I'm curious if it's possible to save the girl from being eaten by the monster.

[@Kammereer]

No, because it's a recording you find while infiltrating the villains' base

[@colinmasterson666]

13:26 Oh great, a man made horror i can comprehend! Thx, i hate it.

[@DaddyVeo1911]

Terra invictus, homeslice.

[@14.huanle60]

The game is quite fun but also pretty disturbing Let just said they game pushed my boundaries to the limit and make me question "humanity" itself. The more you play the more... "shocked" you become both in the "plot" and the true nature of the world of Eve. The girls are cute though and the CGs (H-scences)... uhm... *chef kisses*.

[@Hellsing1138]

As someone who has played through this, and several other visual novels made by Alicesoft, the general mood of their games is a balance between absurd humor and the darkest shadows in the corner reminding you of their presence. The games are quite well-made, but their darker aspects are not for everyone and that is perfectly okay. Oh, and the twins at the beginning of the video are not blood-related to the main character. No Habsburgs here.

[@mex_I.M]

5:01 well yes. Honestly its a Alicesoft special to create a horrible settings to live in their games. I.e Rance series. Btw gods overseeing that idiot of a creator were like "yea this is gonna end up badly, lets see how bad can it get" 7:39 yes Aster is pretty great when it comes to being an MC. 7:48 I would rather replay some other alicesoft games then watch Velma series. 13:28 and this is the mildest Alicesoft game.

[@joecrazy9896]

Uh oh

[@Edgelite306]

🙂

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

Whyyyyyyyy?!?!?!

[@lunarquickstrike9016]

great move kit, for not watching velma. we all wish that show didn't exist

[@k96man]

I have to ask... How does psychic damage feel?

[@Buraiyan333]

Yeah, so the gist of the setting is that Eve's kinda, well... really dumb. Sseth didn't mention that murder also makes you an Outlaw unless you are blessed with the right to unalive people, meaning that the innocent can't fight Outlaws without risk of becoming Outlaws themselves even if they win the battle. Anyway, the game itself is fun, but the struggle snuggle scenes are bad enough that I just skip them. Like, I think they're worse than anything I've seen in the Rance games.

[@ThrashRats]

No please ANYTHING but the Evenicle review

[@ihavecripplingdepression2572]

I'm so sorry kit

[@zacmason3593]

This game proves that we can't have nice things anymore

[@RinrinFran]

Japan nomba wan.

[@Mayhem242]

Oof, yeah you should have skipped this one. Super heavy content matter. Well, now you know the evils man can create on a whim and I'm not talking about Seth

[@rexamillion8446]

OH no ....this one ....

[@TheDecatonkeil]

I think this is the darkest Sseth has ever got. I'm absolutely disgusted by the notion that this game AND AN AUDIENCE for it exist, but I'm at the same utterly fascinated by how the level of "autism" (as Sseth often puts it, which doesn't mean real people with autism, respect!) required to blend those aesthetics, with a hero narrative and the kind of disgusting, abhorrent sexist hentai apparently included in the game (it is also what I imagine modern mainstream anime to be like, and I was very into manga and anime in the early 2000s, but always the classy stuff be it seinen or shonen). You should react to his Arcanum review, I think I haven't seen it here!

[@rpgmafia8363]

the beatings will continue until morale improves