I Watched Every Dhar Mann Rip-Off...

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@TaraMooknee
@TaraMooknee 2 жыл бұрын
one day Ethan woke up and was like "I hate myself"
@ethanisonline
@ethanisonline 2 жыл бұрын
one day?
@rarelypoetic
@rarelypoetic 2 жыл бұрын
Tara/ethan collab WHEN
@Birdie_Lang
@Birdie_Lang 2 жыл бұрын
@@rarelypoetic they already have! On Tara’s podcast. It’s a great video
@rarelypoetic
@rarelypoetic 2 жыл бұрын
@Arlo l ohhohohOHO??? thanks for letting me know. Wouldnt say no to a regular video too tho... if theyre interested
@ari1758
@ari1758 2 жыл бұрын
Hi tara! You’re awesome!
@Ozdical
@Ozdical 2 жыл бұрын
REFERRING TO BEING BORN IN THE COUNTRY YOU ARENT LIVING IN AS *"BAD SPAWNPOINT"* FUCKING KILLED ME 💀💀💀
@kale1873
@kale1873 2 жыл бұрын
the first time i heard that i almost died and now i cant stop thinking about how fucking true it is honestly
@sarahbearbabygirl
@sarahbearbabygirl 2 жыл бұрын
honestly i guffawed, imma use it from now on
@brookejon3695
@brookejon3695 2 жыл бұрын
Some people spawn in PvP zones
@TimmyControl
@TimmyControl 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love how the "woman cheating" video is right out of an incels mind. "Yeahhh females be cheatin' and Tyrone be abusing and taking steroids. That is exactly how real life is!"
@kloggmonkey
@kloggmonkey 2 жыл бұрын
mad incel energy! 19:12 judging by his voice and narration i absolutely believe he'd write lines for women saying shit like "i only wanted the attention and the gifts that come with weddings. all women want that, we just don't admit it, we peak in high school etc etc"
@vetreas366
@vetreas366 2 жыл бұрын
Add to that the "then he started training" part and you can just hear his inner thoughts going "I'll show her what she missed out on" followed by a whole slew of profanity. I find these videos to be exceptionally uplifting and inspirational! Just think about it: in the past you actually had to have writing skills to make money writing but now you just have to find a niche audience, a hook to keep them then you can just produce the most horrendous shit possible and as long as KZbin doesn't think you're being too controversial (as long as your channel is small, once it gets bigger you get a free pass) you can pull in that AdSense money no problem. Doesn't matter how bad the take is or how harmful the stereotypes you're reinforcing can be, a long as there's an audience to exploit, there be some gold digging to be done. Aaah the internet! Because real life just isn't bad enough.
@SapkaliAkif
@SapkaliAkif 2 жыл бұрын
I used to be a 4chan goblin in the far far past. That one was 100% 4chan shit.
@mariana9991
@mariana9991 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@Boing2699
@Boing2699 2 жыл бұрын
@@SapkaliAkif if you’re cool answering, how did you get out of that? I’ve always wondered how people recover from those kinds of extreme ideologies
@amberwingtundrawing776
@amberwingtundrawing776 2 жыл бұрын
I love the one that's like "this poor, innocent, hard-working white husband gets cheated on with a BLACK MAN whos actually lazy and abusive!!!!" there's so much happening in there to analyze
@twindrill2852
@twindrill2852 Жыл бұрын
Misogyny AND Racism? Way to go.
@ecliiipsssse
@ecliiipsssse Жыл бұрын
​@@twindrill2852 the power couple of bigotry
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 10 ай бұрын
I took it as she expected a bigger dick then her husband. Obviously there's more to it, but that was my first thought about why that was her cheatee(1) of choice. 1) not a typo Also, I love how Life Lessons with Luis is both family friendly AND kid friendly. ....are kids not part of a family?
@tishervandenboscher
@tishervandenboscher 2 жыл бұрын
It's really wild how blatantly misogynistic these "inspirational videos" are The villains seem to always be women doing shit that weird men are convinced women do behind their backs
@squidcultist0022
@squidcultist0022 2 жыл бұрын
Massive incel energy from them.
@alexkamrow7901
@alexkamrow7901 2 жыл бұрын
Dharr man isn't sexist like that bc he's a king
@luffyduffy7817
@luffyduffy7817 2 жыл бұрын
That and how they're always "gold diggers" and "karens"
@spongebobssponge1224
@spongebobssponge1224 2 жыл бұрын
FRRRR
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 2 жыл бұрын
@@squidcultist0022 especially calling the black man a "tyrone" them type of dudes are extremely insecure when it comes to black men, jess' boyfriend is a very accurate type of rich douchebag , she has every right to be pissed off and its even scarier a black man is the content creator
@honeyspicedchai
@honeyspicedchai 2 жыл бұрын
The doc will often write down the gender on a piece of paper so the parents can give it to a trusted friend and keep it a secret! The friend is usually the one who plans the party.
@LeadTraveler
@LeadTraveler 2 жыл бұрын
That's what my wife and I did and it worked for us.
@GamesFromSpace
@GamesFromSpace 2 жыл бұрын
That's a great solution, for a stupid problem.
@kristi6274
@kristi6274 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say that! That's what I did ☺️
@thatoneyoutuberfan6900
@thatoneyoutuberfan6900 2 жыл бұрын
yeah i've heard of that before, i think one of my friends in like 5th grade told me that :p
@cocoabutterbirdie
@cocoabutterbirdie 2 жыл бұрын
i got a text from their doctor and then they deleted the text haha
@Cat-fe1fg
@Cat-fe1fg 2 жыл бұрын
I greatly appreciate you talking about how horrible the ICE one was. I feel it's easy to go haha laugh at the gold digger, but it's messed up that only wanting sex is acceptable but only wanting money or a green card is demonized. Also omg "it's my birthday Todd" is so hilarious to me I am cackling
@janetandamocha7874
@janetandamocha7874 2 жыл бұрын
It's like, "LOL Look at the people who are trying to escape violence and poverty! Lmfao gold diggers!" Like, I get in this skit she was technically a "gold digger", but it perpetuates a stereotype that is absolutely disgusting and damaging.
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
Todd is *such* a jerk! gosh. can you believe him?
@Lucaz99
@Lucaz99 2 жыл бұрын
ICE is absolutely inhuman and cruel. It seriously is something akin to police forces employed by fascists states or dictators.
@URFTBOUND4LIFE
@URFTBOUND4LIFE 2 жыл бұрын
The ICE one was so disgusting, it made my jaw drop. Luis should be ashamed of himself for writing that as if that was okay.
@x.o.x.oooooo
@x.o.x.oooooo 2 жыл бұрын
What's ICE?
@yuulfuji
@yuulfuji 2 жыл бұрын
dude when she said “i can’t believe i’ve let all these men have unprotected sex with me” i literally gasped aloud
@Moey_idk
@Moey_idk 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I feel like it was out of place, like at first I thought “oh she’s going to be pregnant but it’s not his” but no, just there so the 6 year olds know what’s happening.
@chocomelo454
@chocomelo454 2 жыл бұрын
I love checking my phone and saying "I can't believe I've let all these men blow me" instead of just not saying that. girl could've kept that to herself. also why mention it's unprotected?? I only hear that come up in dirty talk so unless she was actively dirty talking someone and playing up the 'naughty girl' role why did she say that 😭😭😭 was she hyping herself up???
@yuulfuji
@yuulfuji 2 жыл бұрын
@@chocomelo454 lmaoo true
@FlowsLikeHotLava
@FlowsLikeHotLava 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann's underlying message in every video seems to be...don't be mean because it can affect your income. He's not uplifting or motivational...he's capitalism disguised as life lessons. I submit..."yelp reviews are my love language." Also why...why was Tyrone's belt in his back pocket at not..like...around his waist where belts live? I have so many questions.
@djcatilian3497
@djcatilian3497 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously that was his sex belt, duh.
@kiralonely
@kiralonely 2 жыл бұрын
...where belts live, hehe, that phrasing cracks me up for some reason. A little belt with a belt wife and the belt nuclear family in a house with a picket fence just chilling near a belt loop, lol. Maybe a belt dog.
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
hey honey, i brought you your favorite!! . . . it's a belt.
@kloggmonkey
@kloggmonkey 2 жыл бұрын
my impression of dhar mann's life lessons is "don't be rude to poor people, because they might be secretly rich"
@fireant3955
@fireant3955 2 жыл бұрын
This implies belts live
@shaybribri
@shaybribri 2 жыл бұрын
Omg right when the “black Hercules” shit started I cringed so hard I hurt my eye
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they've watched Django
@crystalhazer7246
@crystalhazer7246 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jane-oz7pp at least Django was set in the past when being a bigoted racist was normal. What Roy Wood Jr had to say about Django and Leonardo Decaprio in a comedy special was hilarious.🤣
@Ocentia
@Ocentia 2 жыл бұрын
These progressively just get worse and worse as the video goes on, like at first it was "oops popped a balloon" then all of a sudden "ICE??"
@stevenconnors5799
@stevenconnors5799 2 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have been surprised that in "husband gets wife deported to Mexico" that the husband was the protagonist
@amberwingtundrawing776
@amberwingtundrawing776 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly it's ridiculous how little sympathy I felt for the guy to begin with. That was so petty and permanent for something she didn't even do yet, he could've just broken up with her and taken the ring back
@offbranddorito9668
@offbranddorito9668 2 жыл бұрын
I actually thought that the wife was gonna be the protag and the message would be that you shouldn't sell out your loved ones...
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
"You know as Latinos (says the woman?) we know a lot of people" nothing like stereotypes to sell your positive messaging
@ohaiClemmy
@ohaiClemmy 2 жыл бұрын
I was like 😳 wow.
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
@@ohaiClemmy So many of these are just so blatantly racist omg
@ohaiClemmy
@ohaiClemmy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jane-oz7pp SERIOUSLY! I was really in shock🤦🏽‍♀️ I don't even know why I'm still surprised.
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
@@ohaiClemmy we both just out here forgetting how white people be 😌
@ohaiClemmy
@ohaiClemmy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jane-oz7pp OOP 🤭🤣💯🤦🏽‍♀️
@lnk2158
@lnk2158 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann videos are full of misogyny, racism, and classism (so much classism), but it's more subtext. The knockoffs just make it text.
@dudestopmovies
@dudestopmovies 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this guys fans call everything racism and misogyny
@aarasko
@aarasko 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@Andreaa_-_
@Andreaa_-_ Жыл бұрын
@@dudestopmovies it's not my fault he's got a lot of videos based on "women are bad and only want money and attention!!" And racist stereotypes
@louisknudsen2535
@louisknudsen2535 Жыл бұрын
​@@dudestopmovies Yeah!... everything... especially like... racism and misogyny
@stephaniehillssawyer
@stephaniehillssawyer 5 ай бұрын
@@dudestopmovies alright then, explain how a video that literally says “women peak in highschool and spend their whole lives trying to feel that joy again” and has a stereotypical abusive black man doesn’t at least have bigoted undertones?
@notyourboi4076
@notyourboi4076 2 жыл бұрын
only YOU can talk to your kids about the dangers of having unprotected love
@sparkfields3228
@sparkfields3228 2 жыл бұрын
id give this lady a 1 star review just for specializing in gender reveal parties
@Ohwhale79
@Ohwhale79 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 2 жыл бұрын
I only accept egg cracking gender reveal parties.
@HotClown
@HotClown 2 жыл бұрын
considering the history of gender reveal parties, I'd give her 1 star and get as far away as possible because there's a good chance she'll start a fire that kills hundreds of people and causes millions of dollars in damage
@juliawolf156
@juliawolf156 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry, boss. TAMIKA, I TOLD YOU BRING THE FAKE GAS BOTTLE WITH THE POWDER! NOW THE FOREST IS BURNING! I'm so sorry, bo... is that blue powder?
@juliawolf156
@juliawolf156 2 жыл бұрын
@@lpSsa42524 okay, idea: Gender reveal cale, but the cake not only contains pink and blue, they're ordered to show the trans pride flag! 🤣
@fmbray_
@fmbray_ 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the 4 love languages: trash fall, recommending gender reveal parties to all my Latino family and friends, firing teenage child workers in front of everyone, and Yelp review.
@x.o.x.oooooo
@x.o.x.oooooo 2 жыл бұрын
True love at it's finest 😍
@lordskeletor481
@lordskeletor481 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget number 5: Pink powder!!!
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 10 ай бұрын
Somebody needs to write that book ASAP.
@sockreynolds4385
@sockreynolds4385 2 жыл бұрын
As some who's half Italian and half Chickasaw (yes ik, weird mix, but that's besides the point), I can tell you that I get confused for so many races, and that makes things like ICE a big ass problem. Canadian Border Patrol Officer thought I had a fake passport because "the girl in the photo is white and you're Asian", luckily I had my birth certificate on me and he didn't ask much more from then on. But that was a terrifying experience for me in 7th grade, after 32 hours on a bus, to be hauling up my French class's trip to Quebec City cause some guy thought I had a fake passport. And other then people questioning why I put other on "what ethnicity are you?" questions when I look white, and people doubting that I'm actually who I say I am cause, and this was truly said to me, "you can't be white-passing if you're mixed", I haven't much other trouble than a stern look at TSA. But these videos man, they make those truly terrifying experiences look like a fuckin joke. I was to scared to go to the store with family members that weren't my immediate family because we live in the south. I locked myself in my room on family vacations to the beach. I'd heard the stories, I lived in a vastly diverse city. I didn't wanna be the next person. My mom made me memorize the contact information of the hospital I was born at maternity ward, which I thought was standard information until someone told me that was weird. ICE is so fucking terrifying, and kids should not be taught to use it as a weapon.
@CatsandDragons7
@CatsandDragons7 2 жыл бұрын
“As Latinos we know a lot of people” I…I think that’s racist??? I’m pretty sure that’s racist…?
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 2 жыл бұрын
And would you really recommend somone who will bring you plain cupcakes and baloons?
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
@@tatiana4050 Well tbf there's no reason for her to stick to the old bosses MO.
@sixbytex
@sixbytex 2 жыл бұрын
i mean it's true as far as literally almost every hispanic i know
@sixbytex
@sixbytex 2 жыл бұрын
sorry that came out as racist, i know a lot of hispanic partygoers
@thegreatcactuss7080
@thegreatcactuss7080 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think so lmao
@allye9865
@allye9865 2 жыл бұрын
"She already got enough chocolate for the whole year" 🤢🤢🤢🤢
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 2 жыл бұрын
I mean what do you expect from a guy that is ok with racism.
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 2 жыл бұрын
Well that was racist but since I'm about to punish you really hard, I'll allow it. - Things Black people totally say
@keribere244
@keribere244 2 жыл бұрын
that’s the first thing he says after being walked in on by a stranger while making unprotected love??
@streeterville773
@streeterville773 Жыл бұрын
@@keribere244 He's been through it before lol
@janetandamocha7874
@janetandamocha7874 2 жыл бұрын
Patty acted like a Scooby Doo villain - "I would have gotten away with it too...if weren't for you meddling yelpers!"
@skbanda4573
@skbanda4573 2 жыл бұрын
Ethan's pronunciation and identification of languages is clearly on point.
@lynternet
@lynternet 2 жыл бұрын
no i know i was caught off guard and so impressed
@skbanda4573
@skbanda4573 2 жыл бұрын
@@lynternet /s btw
@lynternet
@lynternet 2 жыл бұрын
@@skbanda4573 me too!
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I like " *Dhar Mann François* ", or " *Dhar Mann in Dutch* " better lmfao I definitely want to meet Dhar Mann François though, sounds like a suave (and totally inspirational!) fellow
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
@@SisselSasha it's almost as if that was precisely what I was pointing out lol... (Along with him saying "Dhar Mann in Dutch" when the channel name was "Dhar Mann Deutsch" which means "Dhar Mann (in) German"... my comment consisted of two examples of slightly humorous errors he made, in case that wasn't clear)
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 2 жыл бұрын
Did they really need a party planner AND a server to bring them cupcakes and baloons?
@nicripolas816
@nicripolas816 2 жыл бұрын
They do in a Dhar Mann video
@greengummy5664
@greengummy5664 2 жыл бұрын
I would've liked it if maybe the balloon had the wrong color to begin with, but they only found out because the new party planner lady popped it by accident, and they where able to fix it to still have a perfect party. Then the main planner lady could be like, "wow! If it wasn't for your mistake my perfect Yelp score could of been ruined, maybe I shouldn't be so harsh on my employees". It's still cheesy but I woulda liked it more
@auntiem0thman
@auntiem0thman 2 жыл бұрын
That makes too much sense! You know we can't have that on a Dhar Mann rip off!!
@jewboo3118
@jewboo3118 2 жыл бұрын
The fetishization of black men in these videos are disgusting and gross.
@fireant3955
@fireant3955 2 жыл бұрын
This might be a little bit too serious for this video but, I've been having a really rough time lately. The content on KZbin has been kind of rough too lol, but I really didn't feel like sitting down and eating with my thoughts. But thanks to this 30 minute masterpiece everything is that much easier. You're appreciated Ethan
@fireant3955
@fireant3955 2 жыл бұрын
Ethan!!!! 💜🖤 The heart made it even better
@charliespearman615
@charliespearman615 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly same 😭 it’s like the only thing that comedic relief in the hell scape of existence
@fireant3955
@fireant3955 2 жыл бұрын
@@charliespearman615 Couldnt have said it better myself
@alliison
@alliison 2 жыл бұрын
so we can all agree that the "ew, david" was schitts creek-baiting right
@somstan
@somstan 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@mere02
@mere02 2 жыл бұрын
I was WATING for this comment
@verybestandmilkyestcow4623
@verybestandmilkyestcow4623 2 жыл бұрын
Literally she sounded just like her💀
@eddieisverygay7937
@eddieisverygay7937 2 жыл бұрын
I thought there’d be more comments about it tbh
@vainpiers
@vainpiers 2 жыл бұрын
"Take out the trash" would make me think I'm about to be murdered
@claireg9610
@claireg9610 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do Dhar Mann and their ripoffs see the world in an eerily similar way to the men who run "alpha male" podcasts?
@Ndrewyy
@Ndrewyy 2 жыл бұрын
10:39 wow I really appreciate Dhar Mann pointing out the secret underground Latino organization, I feel like nobody talks about how they know other people. Really made me realize that non-Latino people don’t know people
@aarasko
@aarasko 2 жыл бұрын
as a non Latino i can confirm that i don’t know people. my mom? don’t know her. my friends? don’t know them /j
@max-pn7pt
@max-pn7pt Жыл бұрын
@@aarasko as another non latino person i can back this up, i dont know anyone. i dont have friends, i dont have family members, i wasnt even born, i was created, i spawned and i abrubtly gained conciousness. i have never met another person before, in fact i have never talked to anyone in my life.
@aarasko
@aarasko Жыл бұрын
@@max-pn7pt yes i can in fact back this up. the earth cracked open and i crawled out of it and thus i spawned
@ona512
@ona512 11 ай бұрын
it's true im not latino i have no connections and my social media followers are all alt accounts made by me. who are you
@beebo7071
@beebo7071 2 жыл бұрын
Patty accidentally burns down a forest during a gender reveal party but learns a big lesson so it’s chill
@Reapor234
@Reapor234 2 жыл бұрын
Generally speaking, if the parents want to find out during the reveal party they'll entrust a friend or something, and the doctor will give that person the details of the sex. The parents just get the basic info, like health of baby and whatnot in that case. Sometimes, though, the parents will get the info then throw the reveal party themselves to surprise people. Source: have friends/ coworkers who've done them.
@LiarJudas666
@LiarJudas666 2 жыл бұрын
It's such a bizarre inclination to me
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 2 жыл бұрын
@@LiarJudas666 like babies don't have gender. They don't even have secondary sex characteristics yet. People will force pink and "girly" stuff at a kid that's afab. But will whine when someone says they will raise their kid gender-neutral.
@LiarJudas666
@LiarJudas666 2 жыл бұрын
@@tatiana4050 exactly my view. And even before I learned more about gender I didn't see the point
@kira9052
@kira9052 2 жыл бұрын
can we just talk about the way he said "well that was racist" his tone killed me
@chocomelo454
@chocomelo454 2 жыл бұрын
he sounded like he genuinely didn't expect that to be in the script especially with how he moved into his next line. it was like it was improv but awful improv.
@ona512
@ona512 11 ай бұрын
it felt so real lmao
@lewissawyer3235
@lewissawyer3235 2 жыл бұрын
"homeless man steals milionare's girlfriend" is very relatable to me because I am both a homeless man and a milionares girlfriend /j
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 2 жыл бұрын
"What does it look like I'm doing, David?! I'm being a cartoon supervillain, it's who I am! You knew that when you married me! *_twirls imaginary mustache_* Mwahaha!" - Amanda
@moreonthisat7393
@moreonthisat7393 2 жыл бұрын
Ethan: Create a new tongue twister Also Ethan: immediately stutters and has difficulty speaking. Can't say I haven't been there before tho
@squeezydoot
@squeezydoot 2 жыл бұрын
I always found Dhar Man fascinating, but I find his copycats even more fascinating
@talloncusack
@talloncusack 2 жыл бұрын
12:20 You were so good with all the languages but I have to tell you that “Deutsch” actually means German, not Dutch!
@idyllic58
@idyllic58 2 жыл бұрын
I figured that he just mispronounced it tbh 😭 I’m learning German and most people first pronounced it similarly bc… you know… we didn’t expect it to make an “Oish” sound LOL
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
my good friend *Mr. Dhar Mann François* begs to differ about that whole "all the languages" thing lol (I'm just joking around btw, not actually criticizing or trying to say there's anything wrong with the vid or your comment)
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
@@idyllic58 I think I would probably expect an English speaker who doesn't know German (or German pronunciation) to pronounce Deutsch like "Dootch" (or possibly "Dyootch"), based on words like neuron, neuter, deuce, pseudo, feudalism, queue, and euphemism, where the letter combination "eu" makes an "oo/ooh" sound or a "yoo" sound (pronounced like the word "you"). Personally, I think it's more likely he thought Deutsch means Dutch and decided to just say Dutch instead of trying to pronounce Deutsch. You never know though.
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
@@idyllic58 Oh, plus he literally said "Dhar Mann *in* Dutch." which is just an English sentence. The channel title is "Dhar Mann Deutsch", so I think if he was trying to read the channel's name out loud and thought Deutsch was pronounced "Dutch," he would have just said "Dhar Mann Dutch." I think that's stronger evidence than the previous comment I left. It doesn't rly matter either way tho lol
@talloncusack
@talloncusack 2 жыл бұрын
@@ByzantineDarkwraith yeah, this was my reasoning as well!
@ScootsLounge
@ScootsLounge 2 жыл бұрын
bro how tf Tyrone got no job but can afford a Gym membership AND steroids?
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 10 ай бұрын
Right?!?!
@MysteriousKammm
@MysteriousKammm 2 жыл бұрын
You should make a second channel called ethanisoffline where its just a livestream of an empty room. For the giggles
@aarasko
@aarasko 2 жыл бұрын
gods that would be awesome
@Glabur1
@Glabur1 2 жыл бұрын
They really missed the opportunity for a joke there. "What are you doing?" "Him"
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 10 ай бұрын
That's what I thought she was going to say! I was so disappointed, lol.
@lyricflamm9828
@lyricflamm9828 2 жыл бұрын
the way the “popular podcaster killed in tragic car accident” actually happened……… pretty recently……… doesn’t sit right with me
@ellefleck8709
@ellefleck8709 2 жыл бұрын
ur little "hi" at the beginning is always so cute ☺️
@Drakoak
@Drakoak 2 жыл бұрын
How did you not point out that that lady said "as Latinos we know a lot of people" like loool
@gabbyabbott4965
@gabbyabbott4965 2 жыл бұрын
My knee jerk reaction to the “black Hercules” bit was to yell “what?! No….no!!!!” Edit: also the weird back to the future sleeveless life vest took me out of it.
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 10 ай бұрын
The dude's reaction honestly surprised me. I fully expected that to be his name on Tinder.
@jsxnjsxnxn2305
@jsxnjsxnxn2305 2 жыл бұрын
5:03 - 5:08 i am laughing uncontrollably and I'm rewinding and watching it repeatedly 😂😂😂 the expression on your face when you imitate the kid😂😂😂😂. And additionally, you are cool.
@itsfm8842
@itsfm8842 2 жыл бұрын
In the cheating wife video, the dude doing voiceover says "every night she would have a new guy", then it cuts to her saying "40th guy this month". Dude, make it make sense
@danny_faith1330
@danny_faith1330 2 жыл бұрын
the only way she had 40 is if she had threesomes and maybe foursomes
@chocomelo454
@chocomelo454 2 жыл бұрын
maybe they meant that she'd she'd have two guys in one night and one of them would be new
@chocomelo454
@chocomelo454 2 жыл бұрын
but also wouldn't she realistically want to take a break no matter how horny she is? I can't imagine that daily rough sex won't get tiring or need a timeout period. especially if she was into BDSM, probably should wait until your next session to let any bruises heal up just so that they don't worsen and to avoid soreness. and especially if your Dom has to leave in a hurry, no time for aftercare.
@astistov
@astistov 2 жыл бұрын
How does a man with no job can afford a gym membership and steroids?
@unownyoutuber9049
@unownyoutuber9049 Жыл бұрын
Well considering how sublely racist the rest of the video was im guessing they where implying he was a drug dealer
@TheFrostyboiz
@TheFrostyboiz 2 жыл бұрын
It's times like these I appreciate Tommy Wiseau and his work in "the room". Dhar Mann style videos just have the worst acting, lines and script they are just so unimaginative.
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 10 ай бұрын
Can you imagine a Tommy/Dhar collab?
@camelorcaramel5732
@camelorcaramel5732 2 жыл бұрын
Fr when he called her Chalupa I thought, “so what is she going to do to get revenge once she’s deported.” She’s the protagonist right.
@azurdlywisterious
@azurdlywisterious 2 жыл бұрын
theres no way that wife cheats on husband one isnt a parody. the delivery screams parody. i kinda love it??? in a strange way?
@spookysugar
@spookysugar 2 жыл бұрын
same vibe as "I cant believe you did this"
@chocomelo454
@chocomelo454 2 жыл бұрын
​@@spookysugar ok the best part is that wasn't planned. apparently the guy filming had done a different take / filmed another video where he pushed his friend off of a chair and it ended up hurting more than expected so the friend punched him during that take 💀💀💀 it's so wild. however actually the acting reminds me w bit of "This isn't a beach, this is a bathtub!"
@scaryhallway
@scaryhallway 2 жыл бұрын
this was such a fun video thank u ethan! and thank u for calling out the racist bullshit these fools include too
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
He missed a whole lotta racism tbh
@crystalhazer7246
@crystalhazer7246 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jane-oz7pp Ethan can't get stun locked by pointing out EVERY moment of racism. He has to keep the flow going and the laughs coming. Being too focused on 1 aspect can make it dry and/or overwhelming. Micro-aggressions are everywhere and pointing them all out gets tedious. It's safe to say someone "missed a whole lotta racism" for most situations, but that doesn't mean their calling out of racism isn't note worthy. Getting rid of racist media and mindsets is a process, and if it's no fun then ppl won't pay it any attention. Gotta have a balance of education and entertainment to reach those who need to hear it most.
@yy-hj4br
@yy-hj4br 2 жыл бұрын
Patty is Pinky Pie if she lost her love of parties 😔
@azurdlywisterious
@azurdlywisterious 2 жыл бұрын
patty is pinky pie from that one episode where she thought everyone forgot her birthday
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 10 ай бұрын
The girl employee should be Weird Al in that episode where he can out-party-plan her.
@MsAngel419
@MsAngel419 2 жыл бұрын
22:08 "the ikea shark stays in the bed during sex" (seriously leave the blåhaj out of this, it doesn't deserve that)
@squidcultist0022
@squidcultist0022 2 жыл бұрын
A fellow Blåhaj enjoyer
@PocketDeerBoy
@PocketDeerBoy 2 жыл бұрын
This is a very advanced case of “imagines a woman to be mad about”
@Ghost-ey4id
@Ghost-ey4id 2 жыл бұрын
Ethan pronounced the hell outta those languages
@moonchildmonster1
@moonchildmonster1 2 жыл бұрын
"as latinos we know a lot of people" ok wow
@ohnosarmy
@ohnosarmy 2 жыл бұрын
The guy in the "gets wife deported video" has a golden tee machine and looks just like I would imagine somebody that owns a golden tee machine. 10/10 for the contextual realism between the lines, in the details. Where the devil is
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 10 ай бұрын
I saw that! And I haven't played it in decades because EVERY time I see one in a game store or whatever, it's ALWAYS broken. No exaggeration. I've come across at LEAST 3 over the years.
@lemongrassarch1432
@lemongrassarch1432 2 жыл бұрын
4:15 If the parents ask the doctor will write it down or put it in an envelope so the parents won't see and will give it to whoever is planning their party
@odyssiii
@odyssiii 2 жыл бұрын
”Oh my God, what are you doing?” “Him”
@warbear3863
@warbear3863 2 жыл бұрын
4:00-"THE GENDEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR"
@WhatsTherapy
@WhatsTherapy 2 жыл бұрын
i'd like to gender reveal that I enjoyed this video
@AndromedaD
@AndromedaD 2 жыл бұрын
The last one was bad, yes, but the dog supportively putting their paw on the guy was adorable
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
yeah I thought the last one was kinda alright, and then I heard the title... the shining allure of clickbait just has to ruin content that otherwise might not be completely and utterly objectionable... *sigh*
@anothercub6958
@anothercub6958 2 жыл бұрын
So that woman really just told a black man Black Hercules right off the bat like that wasn't his username? Oh lawd
@modelmajorpita
@modelmajorpita 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the person willing to put up with horrible abuse from their boss because they are living paycheck to paycheck can just start their own business instead. The only reason they haven't already is the idea never occurred to them.
@MilestoneKestrel24
@MilestoneKestrel24 2 жыл бұрын
Obsessed with the Lake Michigan baby in the background, can’t stop looking at it
@braedenspilman5897
@braedenspilman5897 2 жыл бұрын
22:50 "I'm sorry I could never love you plus i already found someone and he loves me his name is Tyrone" only in the perfect world
@theevillemon
@theevillemon 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't started it yet but I hope you have the one with the disabled kid doing mortal kombat moves on people. it's intense
@WitchOfGreed
@WitchOfGreed 2 жыл бұрын
4:20 people actually can give their results to a baker without reading it
@skylerdann5712
@skylerdann5712 Жыл бұрын
Bro when she said black Hercules and dude said "well that was racist" 🤣💀😭😂😂😂😂😂 I almost died laughing lmfao
@rensawyer5623
@rensawyer5623 2 жыл бұрын
And I’ve watched every ethanisonline rip-off
@bimpmomlover
@bimpmomlover 2 жыл бұрын
woah I can't believe you've watched every single channel ever made, that's crazy
@i_eat_toothbrushes
@i_eat_toothbrushes 2 жыл бұрын
@@bimpmomlover more like bore ragnarock
@mallorieidk
@mallorieidk 2 жыл бұрын
this is literally so funny ethan i love this video
@Awesomesauce213
@Awesomesauce213 2 жыл бұрын
"What does it look like I'm doing David?"
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
33:18 another racism! We have him infantilising the black man, as well as the whole trope of "white girl gonn leave ya for a black man". Like... damn son.
@irislabelle5478
@irislabelle5478 2 жыл бұрын
" hey babe, I just got back from millionaire practice" eathan 2022
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
9:17 Gaslight 🌠 Gatekeep 🌌 Girlboss! 💫✨
@leaundraschopflin6570
@leaundraschopflin6570 2 жыл бұрын
Without exaggeration, I laughed so hard at the sex on me bit
@Orange-tf3bf
@Orange-tf3bf 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, but also I'm glad you called out all the misogyny and racism in this movie.
@urbOYfREND
@urbOYfREND 2 жыл бұрын
You ask for the results in an envelope and give it to the party planner or whoever got stuck with that part of the reveal party. I worked at a bakery and lots of people had gender reveal cakes!
@thefollowingisatest4579
@thefollowingisatest4579 2 жыл бұрын
That golden tee machine is in so many of Luis' vids that it might as well be a character. Also the more I see of his videos the more I think he might be the villain of the dhar mannosphere
@hauntedsunsets
@hauntedsunsets 2 жыл бұрын
dhar mann and rip off videos alike are so painful to watch but god you make them funny
@chloeeebee8297
@chloeeebee8297 2 жыл бұрын
I hate fake Dhar Mann. I'm not a fan of Dhar Mann but god dam do I love content creators talking about real Dhar Mann.
@skinsey85
@skinsey85 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Ethan made a joke about a 3rd party getting the gender from the Dr before the parents when that's exactly what happens lol
@alexsnightmare
@alexsnightmare 2 жыл бұрын
The doorbell at around 20 minutes in confused the hell out of my poor cat. She thought it was our actual doorbell and was startled awake from her nap and went to investigate
@AliciaMajo
@AliciaMajo 2 жыл бұрын
This Dad thinking it's a tongue twister, makes me think that all of Princess Caroline's alliterations would blow his mind.
@Isa.esthetics
@Isa.esthetics Жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann rip offs all sound talk like a live laugh love poster.
@nickelcrave9829
@nickelcrave9829 2 жыл бұрын
Love the new background. RIP World Weekly News.
@ByzantineDarkwraith
@ByzantineDarkwraith 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't make sex before marriage. I'm cathollick." -- Albert "Martin Luther" Einstein King Jr.
@Ophelia381
@Ophelia381 2 жыл бұрын
Taht's not the kind of belt you use for kink, you need one made of soft leather, a belt like that just won't give the right sensation.
@slinkLainey
@slinkLainey Жыл бұрын
18:30 she doesn’t deserve that ikea shark
@DhaniNMarie
@DhaniNMarie Жыл бұрын
I watch Dhar Mann because it reminds me of a cringy Disney Channel show and every second of each video is so unrealistic that it makes me holler with laughter as a person who has literally no emotion
@aoifecaetan9832
@aoifecaetan9832 2 жыл бұрын
from what I understand the doctor can print the sex of the baby on an ultrasound picture or just write it down and the parents won’t look at it. They give it to the party planner.
@megantron5331
@megantron5331 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the cheating wife has a blahaj. She's like the meanest trans woman.
@mattcottrell3286
@mattcottrell3286 2 жыл бұрын
This video was painful, and yet I watched all of it.
@spongebobssponge1224
@spongebobssponge1224 2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe you can lift one of those cancer patients and use them as weights" HELP WHAT WAS THAT
@Our_Remedy
@Our_Remedy 2 жыл бұрын
21:40 Of fucking course they call him Tyrone.
@SapkaliAkif
@SapkaliAkif 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being based. I am always on the lookout for leftist channels that are economically AND socially leftist. I am watching all your stuff! -Jackie Chan
@jakecarmi8571
@jakecarmi8571 Жыл бұрын
When the dr said he found someone new i really wanted it to be Tyrone
@wdsbhb
@wdsbhb 2 жыл бұрын
This video is literally telling men they can decide who stays and who has to leave the country
@think_PiNK94
@think_PiNK94 Жыл бұрын
My sister's doctor called me so I knew whether to use the pink or blue powder filled golf ball...
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