These TikTokers Can See The Future

[@sumrzzz]

i predict i win super bowl

[@wantonwhirlpool9473]

It's true

[@greyisnthere]

I've seen the future and can confirm that you do indeed win the super bowl. but not without bloodshed...

[@DuncTV]

proud of you

[@Oatmilk345]

So proud of you!

[@lemonlemonobby]

I see I’m the future that the 2100’s will have orange skies :)

[@TaraMooknee]

I know she's a bit of a goofball but I do love that she calls vaccines "the pokey pokey" lol

[@ethanisonline]

I’m gonna start calling it “the jabby wabby”

[@DiMagnolia]

You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out, you put your right hand in and shake it all about

[@gotmilkbutt]

I've seen several anti-vaccine influencers doing this to get around "censorship". :/

[@TheWastedAccount12]

you put the vaccine in, you put the sickness out, in, out, in, out and shake it all around Do the pokey pokey, and turn around aaaaand that what it's all about

[@raven_g6667]

What is the one that grown adults call it? FAUCI OUCHY! That's it..😒

[@MaxV01]

the simpsons "predicting" the future just means that our reality is so absurd that it's starting to look like a cartoon.

[@juicyparsons]

Rick and Morty gon be next, watch 😆

[@esterthebester7117]

@@juicyparsons lol

[@otsukaharu4501]

My predictions for 2022: - there will be rain sometimes, not always though, be aware of that (might even be the opposite sometimes) - you will hit your toe on the edge of your couch/couch table/kitchen table/any other furniture that you have in your house/flat, can't really tell because the crystal ball was so cloudy - people are going to die, which is terrible but like... inevitable 🥺

[@loopie.]

omg wow are u a psychic?? those are so accurate 😰😰

[@eminempreg]

Dude wth you said this and then it rained were I am. You should take this big time

[@vellamour]

Omg I had TWO DREAMS that I hit my toe on my coffee table

[@otsukaharu4501]

@@vellamour you can clearly see the future, my child.

[@juicyparsons]

Can you reach my dead Uncle?? Tell him I love him 🥲

[@sconie4335]

i think it's pavlovian at this point but when a white mom wearing a dad cap on tiktok asks "are you ready for this?" i enter a state of fight or flight

[@honeysoobs]

this is so true

[@teathesilkwing7616]

I don’t get it

[@baconaterlover5399]

People say the Simpsons predict the future, but we all secretly know they actually dictate the future. It’s the reason the show never ends, if it does we do too 😳

[@TurbopropPuppy]

our universe is nothing more than a metaphysical leech on The Simpsons’s hyperreality

[@donatellod.dabbins3609]

Lol I love how Simpsons apparently predicted metaverse. Except literally everything that was showed in that episode has been tropes of Sci-fi/Cyberpunk stories by people like William Gibson, and Philip K. Dick since back in like the 60's and 70's.

[@MasoTrumoi]

Then clearly THEY predicted the future!!!1 Conspiracy theory and prophecy exists because it makes people feel like they're the protagonist of some epic instead of a slice of life show no one would watch.

[@LostApotheosis]

You're absolutely right. The metaverse is litetally named after a concept in a dystopian sci-fi novel, so yeah, its gonna look like sci-fi tropes. Usually media isn't predicting the future, its influencing it. Its crazy to me that people don't see it that way.

[@Kyran1996]

The Simpsons predicted William Gibson and Philip K. Dick.

[@dakunssd]

Zuckerberg idly thumbing through Snowcrash: "Wow, some great ideas in here"

[@wynoglia]

Oopsie

[@Rileyyy-us6ts]

Yeah, hi, a bulgarian here! There's actually a book with all of her predictions written down and while she has guess a good bit of history right, it's all due to logic and not to a mystical power. She was a really smart woman and also very religious, so a lot (if not all of them) were written off as god's gift. Nevertheless she's still a very interesting person!

[@Pepstep_07]

I love baba Vanga but I hate how pop culture has treated her as this all knowing seer. She was smart and made predictions based on current events, some were close to truth, some were not. And a LOT of the "predictions" people say she said are just lies, many of them are things she never even said.

[@bitter-french-fry]

I'm french and I just wanted to say your french accent is absolutely adorable and really good!

[@laulaf5017]

I was going to the comments to say the same thing! :)

[@gem1n1srock95]

I’m not French but it was still pretty good

[@georgesll6749]

c'était trop chou

[@LostApotheosis]

The metaverse is literally named after a concept in a dystopian sci-fi novel, so yeah, its gonna look like sci-fi tropes. Usually media isn't predicting the future, its influencing it. Its crazy to me that so many people don't see it that way.

[@Kyran1996]

I guess they're not caught up on the meta.

[@oanafl]

Exactly, their brains are too tiny for that haha. They have no concept of correlation vs causality.

[@AndromedaD]

The funniest one I've seen is a "time traveler" using footage of something happening to the moon and saying it was proof that they were from the future. But it was "Skywatching" from Local 58.

[@honeysoobs]

LMAOOOO

[@maddierose633]

it’s so funny to see some of these so-called psychic’s predictions and conspiracies because they just don’t want to outright admit that capitalism is bad, so they come up with some insane conspiracy instead.

[@maddierose633]

it’s giving “if no support capitalism, why iphone?? hm??? if socialism, why shop at corporations???”

[@MasoTrumoi]

Conspiracies are based around using holes in a system for independent reasons. By reducing things to a conspiracy, they deflect that the holes in the system need to be fixed. Instead of fixing the system, the conspiracy must be defeated, then the problem is gone. Problem is, even in their stupid mindset, there can just be another conspiracy that exploits the same weaknesses. They love that though, because apocalyptic or extreme Conspiracy Theories are fundamentally spiritual. The eternal battle is what they'd prefer to preventing a battle.

[@dean1111]

FR! like the "elite" lady was kinda right till she came with the astrologers

[@starrr365]

Interesting how the conspirators are always celebrities, academia, government institutions... but never the actual "elites": corporations and the top 1%

[@solosynapse]

@@dean1111 Except for the whole "the government is trying to control everyone's thoughts" thing, too. And the claim that the government will fall apart entirely within 2 years.

[@sierrajohnson717]

The chick at 11 minutes REALLY JUST ASKED US TO CAREBEAR STARE (everyone caring their hardest in unison and vanquishing the villian with positive energy)

[@stingray1irwin0]

the "I robot" bit is even funnier when you realize that it's an Asimov story, and if anyone wanted to make a billion tik toks about "predicting the future" they could just use him and artur C clarke's work and never run out of material.

[@Kyran1996]

More like Psychic Asimov and Arthur C. the Future.

[@abdalln8554]

Its telling he only talks about the movie and not the original story, he didnt read it. That, or he just felt the story wasn't punchy enough for his spooky dooky tiktok.

[@showshortage4684]

I just realized that the "BABY PARTS LAKE MICHIGAN" headline means that a baby parted Lake Michigan as opposed to "Baby Parts, Lake Michigan" like an ad for baby parts in Lake Michigan.

[@acutetoad]

I thought it meant baby parts were found in Lake Michigan 🤦

[@doodlydungeon8576]

I read it as a location in lake Michigan called "baby parts"

[@desulek7835]

Predicting the future seems so easy like "in 2045 gaming will be extremely expensive and will have hologram games" and it feels like people just forget how easy it is to see trends in certain things

[@hambone4984]

I love that the big government is consulting astrologers. Of all the people and various shit they could consult, it's astrologers

[@argosgiovanni5988]

If im not mistaken south korea women president often consulted his spiritualist for governing matter infact its one of the reason for her downfall along with the corruption

[@candylide]

@@argosgiovanni5988 That's the type of stuff someone that claims women can't be president would use as "proof", omg

[@Chungussy]

It's actually a part of her video that is true. At least it was for the Reagans, they loved their astrologer and even avoided events because their astrology told them there would be assassination attempts.

[@GabiKostha]

I honestly feel invalidated, and this is the only time you'll hear me talking about this as a brazilian, that no one mentioned when the Simpsons predicted our defeat in the world cup

[@TheSimplyCooking]

laughs in german

[@GabiKostha]

@@TheSimplyCooking :')

[@Youtube.Commen-tater]

I remember predicting that. I won a t-shirt 👕

[@dumbestgoatonmars5697]

You kinda have some big daddy government energy

[@kotacaelum9428]

psychics on tiktok be like: here’s this generalized statement that basically happens every year, it’s happening this year!!

[@Kyran1996]

This reminds me of how Alex Jones predicted two things sort of right, so now he has fans who hang onto his every word, despite the ridiculous volume of things he's been wrong about.

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

guys in this one simpsons episode lisa dropped a cup on the floor, well last night a plate fell out of my cabinet and shattered 😳

[@kyledamron]

I'm 35 and I've never felt as much dread about the future as I do now. Politics is in huge need of a major change, the threat of climate change and a possible ww3 (which seems more certain than possible) are all weighing on me big time. My hope is in gen z and what they can do in the future

[@mothboy420]

as a gen z'er,,,, im sorry

[@dakunssd]

Kick the doom-and-gloom shit. We can't keep on passing down problems to the next gen as if that's going to magically solve things. You're in your mid thirties? Cool, you're old enough to have some life experience, and still young enough to change. Educate yourself, push back on the narrative, Be the change you want to see in the world. It's definitely never too late to start.

[@Amberxxbbunni]

As a genzer I wanna make a new religion bc why not

[@andrererat9525]

Thank you for this video, as someone with almost qanon parents it makes me feel less alone. And reminds me that I'm not the crazy one.

[@kellykapp0wski870]

So the TT psychic community is basically just that South Park episode with Butters yelling “Simpsons did it first!” on repeat. Got it.

[@katyawc]

I love these videos because they just solidify my decision not to download tiktok

[@katyawc]

also growing up in an atheist family, it makes it hard for me to see any credibility in this shit, I'm trying really hard not to be cynical about new-age spirituality and astrology but this shit is batshit insane

[@minnows-_-]

@@katyawc so true, super hard for me to see any ounce of credibility in stuff like this

[@oanafl]

@@katyawc I'm so glad people like you and your parents exist.

[@wow-jz7me]

@@oanafl why

[@Kelgore]

i exist outside of capitalism but im kind of different 💅

[@joearnold6881]

My prediction for 2022: Bad stuff. A lot of bad stuff. Also some good stuff. Give me money.

[@fascinatedblueberry9072]

Holy fuck I’ve been really stressed about global warming I think I may have single handling caused it because of my manifesting, I’m so sorry guys.

[@Ohwhale79]

Here I am, almost two whole years later and I can confirm, ETHAN'S PREDICTION WAS RIGHT!!! I did indeed like the video, subscribed to the channel, and furthermore, I have watched literally every single video since this one. Holy crap guys, we follow an *actual* psychic. WOW 🤯

[@jademartin4419]

The lady who said the things about climate change being a mindset kind of had a point but it’s a pretty abstract point. As I understand it she’s saying unless everyone on earth makes the cognitive decision to change and to help fix climate change and stop living the hyperconsumeristic lives we live then of course climate change will continue. She just said it in a weird way.

[@LifeWithXiaosu]

Yeahhhhh

[@salem1569]

The person who said "news will come out on January 6th" was involved in planning the january 6th attack and thats why they said 6th through 9th as if the date wasn't yet set for sure on the 6th. or just saw it conspiring. it was posted on January 1st of the same year.

[@marvelobserver]

i truly hope the person who thinks The Simpsons predicted the Metaverse never watches Sword Art Online, i think that would absolutely break their brain LOL

[@shaybribri]

The lady saying global warming is a mindset made me so angry, I wanted to throw my phone out the damn window. It’s true cooperations are destroying our earth but manifesting that global warming goes away is not gonna do anything???

[@discoveringsoul7600]

As I learnt, she was too confident saying that. To be this seriously brain dead, you need to have confidence saying the most stupid shit.

[@tara7355]

it's okay we'll manifest her some common sense and maybe she'll start posting some opinions that arent batshit crazy (because that's how it clearly works /s)

[@kotacaelum9428]

“you should have a currency not connected to the government” so trade and barter? i mean that would be more efficient i suppose

[@Cam-bk8rt]

You predicted that I would hit the subscribe button, but I was already subscribed. Just like the Simpsons, you "predicted" something that had already happened. Cheater on a separate note it's really nice to hear someone else acknowledge that solving the issues with capitalism isn't as simple as "if you don't like it when corporations are bad then simply don't buy products from the bad ones"

[@yellobb3848]

“Pence is not a good man” who could have fucking guessed

[@jaredjjacobs]

It would be so funny if Disney or something had actual astrologists

[@gaywoman420]

my predictions for 2022: - i will eat lots of mac and cheese and it will make me happy :) - i will also eats lots of pizza and it will also make me happy :)

[@luccab9875]

Re: the Simpsons predict the present, actually Every teenager hits an age window where they are old enough to recognize real life historical events being parodied on TV, but not old enough to know that animated shows that do that are usually designed to respond very quickly to current events as well. So the Simpson memes are in season once in a generation. If it's about predicting the Trump presidency, the memes are probably from very young Gen Z. It might happen again an again 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

"Corporations are destroying the planet... anyway Bitcoin will save us"

[@idealisticcynic06]

Nothing says normal like psychics. Also the commitment with the background is truly impressive Edit: I have never been able to seriously buy into these things like sometimes it's kind of fun to look into it like zodiac for example which to be fair is probably a majority of people. For the people who unironically believe it tho idk man I am by no means a smart person and maybe it's just superstition and nothing to do with being smart but like come on guys psychics?? Time travel? Then terms are so arbitrary the timeliness never match up and it's just so obviously fake. We haven't even achieved time travel is fiction properly lol what makes you think we can do it real life

[@ozmarichardson6524]

Im pulling my hair out over these conspiracy theorist who think a secret cabal would put little breadcrumbs for them to follow in -accademic texts- movies that boys like....

[@Shaphina]

The simpsons "metaverse" clip with Lisa reminds me of how the hologram girl from Pixel Perfect went into the internet. That movie came out in 2004 so Disney did it before the Simpsons. (and of course others before Disney.)

[@Kyran1996]

Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase did it in 2001, so Scooby-Doo predicted Metaverse.

[@coatrack]

You know the psychics are good when they spell woman like women

[@nuclearseahorse]

Any time someone says the word "cosmos" it turns my brain off like the opposite of a sleeper agent

[@lilmochalovefox480]

I predict that I will soon attempt to eat a whole pizza once I'm done with my graveyard shift, my predictions are usually a few hours out though. I'll keep you updated about that pizza, I know it's important to prove my predictions are credible....unless I post them on TikTok apparently lol.

[@p1kkuma]

Yeah you can’t just not support something that supports your basic needs. That’s the problem lmao. My social teacher hates Amazon but he still uses it 💀 Because it’s just so much easier to access.

[@bashkinzzz]

the irobot one is so funny bc asimov has literally influenced robotics, like if you do any research about him you will find that out. of course irl robots look like asimov robots lol. its bc the people that make robots are nerds /pos

[@loganlindsey5244]

bro my parents r JUST like this. every few weeks my mom will stumble into the living room, claim she had "a vision" and explain how "obama will be arrested for being gay in exactly 16 days, really, I can FEEL it" it is a fucking trip to witness, but it's very funny when the Prophesied Day of Reckoning arrives and absolutely jackshit happens. She's always reaaaal quiet on those days lmao

[@daydream5120]

I’m sorry but that imagery is so funny to me

[@viewera]

May 5th is the date in the Netherlands where we celebrate our independence from nazi germany, so i guess they're not wrong, something big is going to happen on may 5th.

[@kaitlynmangum6731]

watching this on may 5 2022, awaiting the timmy turner power hour

[@saintsugoi]

what a good way to start the morning with a new ethan vid

[@meme-innovis7487]

Someone should make an AI to generate words in every possible combination to make random sentences just to prove to these pseudos that with the myriad quantity of combination of words anything is a “prophecy”.

[@megan1026]

anyone who is interested in ppl evaluating psychic claims - i recommend the podcast oh no ross and carrie, each new year they go to psychics for predictions on their futures and then the next year see if anything came true and it's fun!

[@rascal_rae]

I'm waiting for your background to begin looking like the Pepe Silvia meme... all you'd need is some red string and a few push pins and you'd be good to go

[@laulaf5017]

I didn't notice at first that the whole background was thematic with the video, I legit thought it was an aesthetic-based change

[@amolinya]

I love the bit about "government astrologers" because the way some of those representatives and/or senators vote might as well be determined by what they read in their daily horoscope.

[@thedudeamongmengs2051]

People say technology has been predicted all the time and it's because technology is often intuitive and it's created to solve a problem. People had problems communicating across long distances for the entirety of history before the phone or the internet was invented and popularized. Of course they'd imagine a world where they can solve that problem, and of course the solution they imagine is gonna be kinda similar to the real solution sometimes. I mean like star trek. Radios and TV existed while star trek was being aired because of course it did. It's not hard to imagine the similar technology to radio and TV being used for conveying information over long distances. Yeah it predicted the phone because their idea of a phone was either a small radio or a small computer and it's really not hard to imagine technology that exists getting smaller and faster

[@NankitaBR]

Lady: "You don't know what communism is. You don't know what for the people by the people is." Same Lady in the next video: "This corrupt capitalism will end." Lady... I think there's something wrong with your brain, you should check that up.

[@delphinova8477]

I'm French n like ur French is super adorable!! Remember tho that if a "C" doesn't have a vowel on both sides or has a ç, it'll be pronounced like "K" :)

[@MF-R]

11:00 ish, me and Ethan were like a mirror of eachother. Looking desperately towards people who aren't there for answers to tge insanity that lady was spewing.

[@oilmac710]

holy shit i paused and found an article on the guardian about the neuralink monkeys holy shit what the fuck

[@bugsy_8302]

wait 'till tiktok finds out about jules verne, and all the stuff he predicted. they will lose their minds.

[@thelastchannelonyoutube]

The popularity of these types of posts makes me very afraid for the future. We really should be making a stronger effort to teach critical thinking to people.

[@n30gn0sis9]

These were all pain... And it's funny how it's coming from tiktok.... Mann ... "The corps are controlling you!!" All...while saying this from an app that actively controls info feeds. Lolz

[@DiMagnolia]

I keep having to pause to read the headlines behind you, a true work of art

[@calipigeon]

It’s almost May 5th 2022 I’m so exciteeedddddddd

[@marceloram2368]

The world has been a very uncertain place for the last... 4.5 billion years.

[@bobbyonkazoo3512]

I've seen a theory that matt groening is a time traveler because futurama is based off of a future and disenchantment is based in a past, so our past has little green people who love candy and have big ears, and our future have weird lobster people eating trash

[@kotacaelum9428]

the simpsons: throw out random funny ideas that are likely to happen in real life to add to comedic effect, even sometimes making jokes about things that have already happened. the internet: OH MY GOD THEY PREDICTED IT!!!!!!!!

[@xoackxo750]

That one girl sounds just like my stepdad. Mans once told me that a door can’t make me feel anything when I told him having it open made me uncomfortable. These kinds of people don’t seem hurtful and have good intentions but they are extremely problematic. People like to laugh at it but in their efforts to do good they end up being harmful.

[@Tiny_Koi]

The truth about psychics is that they cannot predict big and important things unless by logical conclusion. I personally have been able to "predict" weirdly odd, specific and unimportant things about my own life. However, they have never been important in anyway to anyone else.

[@kotacaelum9428]

elon musks neurolinks weren’t meant to be vr anyways??? they were made to hold your memories permanently 😭

[@obnoxiously_punk]

4:45 I hate that this has actually happened in people. Granted only one person i believe but that’s still 1 too many.

[@jenna1067]

the girl talking abt the government replacement lowkey talking abt communism LMAO

[@anteros_21]

the simpsons do so many ridiculous sketches and have been around for so long that ofc some of those things are gonna happen 😭

[@Megan-cd6sh]

When someone didn't read the book so they reference "Big Daddy" instead of "Big Brother". That is some high IQ shit right there. Maybe she's right though, I haven't consulted with my astrologers in quite a while.

[@RikkiNokia]

So... Is it a manifestation or is it a lifestyle? Lol that part has me so confused💀

[@shark899138]

It took me too long to realize Baby Parts Lake Michigan did not mean Baby Parts were found in Lake Michigan

[@christinaiverson2009]

10:05 I THOUGHT SHE SAID HOKEY POKEY AND I LOST IT

[@mariagraciamorenovegas7722]

Well I guess Ethan is a psychic bc the Black Eyed Peas did actually come back (with Shakira) in 2022 🤔

[@Silliest-guy-the-ever]

2012? Well I don’t remember 2012, but I heard the world would turn to hell, and compared that well i’m doing well. So I pray to god it really did.

[@squidcultist0022]

The Simpsons didn't "predict" shit. If you make 100000 predictions and least 1 is bound to happen.

[@brainypepper1621]

Ethan has big daddy government energy

[@fmbray_]

I love watching you talk about things. I'm gonna go mind-force away climate change since I can't go to the grocery store. The Simpsons predicted it, so we're locked in to this hellscape.

[@Ollie_nel]

I still want to know what that woman thought communism is...

[@aidanhugh2490]

6:33 Woaaah, that baby did a "Days of Future Passed". That's awesome.

[@valeriegrey8328]

the jimmy timmy power hour was certainly not something that i expected to be mentioned in this video

[@shaybribri]

Psychic tik tok is just a cover for crypto tik tok lol

[@theonlyrosy]

10:44 Bro experienced every human emotion in 40 seconds

[@coomesk1d]

"it's already that time of the year where new year's resolutions fall by the wayside" I'm watching this on the 1st of the year, and that's about right

[@Amberxxbbunni]

Bro I just realised I can lie to people and make up random shit and get paid

[@coatrack]

1:42 my furniture started floating

[@alwaysapleasure8205]

lets goo!! everytime u upload my life gets a little better :) i hope ur having a wonderful day!

[@jmckeegordon1]

I’m pretty sure The Simpsons predicted this Ethan is Online video a couple years back

[@SfmGamer9]

I just realized I'm watching 2022 & 2021 predictions in the year 2023.....

[@pauline_f328]

Holy, your pronunciation of French is so much better than any ad I've ever heard, congrats!! (Tbh I usually kinda cringe at people trying to pronounce my native language, but I just felt proud by proxy wtf)

[@ruthizred9090]

People really just say shit on TikTok, huh? 😂

[@StarEco64]

I could be wrong but I hate to say Elon actually put a chip in a humans brain lol

[@juniberserker]

4:23 Well that aged poorly 😭

[@uncledeath2246]

This will be VR graphics in 2014

[@sunolili862]

13:30 homeboy is tiktoking from 1914