I went to Binley Mega Chippy

Binley Mega Morbius Meal
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[@AceTrainerLiam]

Mans travelled an hour for a pickled egg I love this

[@chaisrocha9853]

Mf didn't even eat the damn egg

[@Dinguskhan5003]

What in gods name is a pickled egg

[@asyiefbactiar2415]

it's an egg in a jar

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

@@asyiefbactiar2415 not the jar 😳

[@Dinguskhan5003]

@@asyiefbactiar2415 eww

[@Jabroney]

Excellent reporting pyro, next we want an 8 hour Binley mega chippy lore video

[@impossiblehero8458]

and a 12 hour review

[@big_sea]

yes

[@moistisverydead9191]

i need it now

[@piffplayz7793]

This tickled me 😂

[@WJINTL]

And round the clock CNN style live coverage of the Binley Mega Chippy.

[@hayhydm]

they are so elegant in their craft, their theme song is so beautiful, their morbius meal is so delicious, they are truely the most restaurant in history.

[@yesyesyesnonono5748]

@just i c e death

[@themthatjest]

@just i c e death

[@b1nary_f1nary]

The food was there. There was a song. It was the restaurant of all time.

[@Cruxin]

@just i c e death

[@big_sea]

yes

[@hiunaut2833]

Props to Pyro for willingly risking his own life to traverse the radiated wasteland that is the UK for a fresh pickled Egg, prayers and thoughts to him and his family.

[@fynnla.e]

those pickled eggs are far from fresh

[@freshlymemed5680]

@@fynnla.e I mean isn't that the point? Isn't that why they're pickled?

[@fynnla.e]

@@freshlymemed5680 they’re supposed to be consumed within 3-4 months, however in the last chippy I worked in we’d all only been there about a month and the eggs had been there before us with no date. No clue how long they’d been there.

[@moltengears7483]

Cmon um isnt that bad lol

[@redbonky3447]

*irradiated

[@kapkant6197]

Pyrocynical: "Hate wife, love chippy, love furry inflation. Simple as."

[@maxkennedy7430]

Pretty based.

[@hackerkm]

🗿 It's morbin time 🗿

[@darthball2723]

Oh why love chippy when love fish

[@JokeURL]

ok

[@Sillylilgrill]

Pretty epic

[@useless_rena]

"if you get to a chip shop and order a pie, you're either mentally insane or over the age of 40" - says Pyro, ordering 1 (one) egg

[@CurlyChop]

Like a £61 pound egg, mind you...😂

[@quintinus3532]

(one)

[@staxstonecutter1802]

not just any egg, a PICKLED egg.

[@xXfartscopesXx]

chip shop pies are amazing though

[@maximusstorm1215]

@@xXfartscopesXx Steak and ale pies are way better than the fish at chippies.

[@hilotakenaka]

Pyro literally just did the 2022 equivalent of “where’s my Szechuan sauce?” and I’m not complaining

[@rodrigotkm8429]

Pyro is quite the something else by not doing the xesuan sauce but doing the Binley Mega Chippy.

[@GDNashit]

@just i c e god damn you

[@ejm1225]

Yeah, except he's not freaking out, almost taking his shirt off, wheeling on the ground, or yelling "Ḿ͚͖̦O̙̟͉̰͚̳̺̲̳͟͠͞R̶̙̯̣̹͜B͈͔̯̀!҉̡̞̦̼͓̳̰ ̛̬̭͕́͜M̩͚̱̺͖̦̺͘O̡̫̹̬̺̝̱Ŗ͈̲̲͍̕B̴̠!҉̘͕͠͡ ̩̫̠͈̣̝̖I̯̩̼͕͘ͅT͓͓̫̗̩̜̖̝'̮̟̯̹͝S̞ ̞̥͖͈̼̱̪̖̩M̶̛̼̠̹̗̀O͙̠̳͠ͅR͍̩̦̖̬͓̗̞B̪̠̪̀I̹̲̣Ń̳̘̩̲̜́͡'͙̫͇͝͠ ̺̪̀T̡̘I͓͎̭̖̜̮͓͝͡M̹͎͕͓̹͇̱̕͝E҉̗͕͢!̟̬͚͎͍̦̟͝!̩̹͎!̷̧̢͇͎̣̹͚."

[@--Io--]

@@GDNashit god damn him

[@annoyingassbean3070]

@@--Io-- It*, as it is a bot

[@jackmyers35]

Watching Pyro tell people not to laugh at him whilst describing the Morbius meal is why i love this channel

[@ghorse1962]

I love pyro interacting with the local roadmen and not getting killed, very brave

[@bignig7223]

Pyro in the ends 😳

[@dabtican4953]

@@bignig7223 Haha Binley certainly isn't 'the ends'

[@heydudewhatdidudotomygarli5081]

he didn't have a license to get stabbed :/

[@cm1034]

local roadmen 😭😭 chill out pal we ain't all bad

[@abdur4754]

People see young people in tracksuits and say roadmen

[@MENTLE]

This is the type of content that we love to see

[@grippyfemboy]

Your content is the type of content that I wish I didn't see

[@Smoking_Man]

You stole this comment bruh

[@Raulxz]

@@Smoking_Man of course he did he’s just trying to leach by stealing comments on popular ytbers videos.

[@MENTLE]

@@Smoking_Man In what world is saying I like the content "stealing a comment"? I literally clicked the video, watched it, and enjoyed it way more than the other stuff he does here.

[@Becalavelle]

@@MENTLE he might have been talking to endurethings ?

[@bigsmoke4385]

As a loyal Binley Mega Chippy customer I have to say that the blood sacrifice was well worth the pies they have there. 10/10 would sacrifice someone again.

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

I live in Cov, so I have been their many times.

[@badbeef704]

@@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 fellow Cov enjoyer, Charlie's Plaice is better tbh

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

@@badbeef704 Beta ( Anywhere Else ) Fan Vs. Chad Coventry Enjoyer

[@mrskelital691]

@@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 Aldermoore Fish Bar is pretty decent too tbf, but Binley mega is my local

[@sharpey92]

only live 5 mins away, even went past it the same day pyro was there

[@belinskiparadox7687]

Rumors say Pyro bravely asked for all that tip money back, stating "I'm out 80,000 quid mate"

[@mmmtastyciggs]

Defend Mega Chippy at all costs

[@xxmrspudgunsxx161]

GONZALEZ! Protect the Mega Chippy

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

Ramirez! keep them away from Mega Chippy!

[@kennethgonzalez7598]

It must not fall.

[@prettyradhandle]

mega chippy tower defense

[@mrbrightside3722]

I love how Pyro is the height of your average teenager.

[@samlosco8441]

Isn't Pyro 5'11? He's a normal height but young people just keep getting taller and taller

[@mrbrightside3722]

@@samlosco8441 yeah man honestly, I remember being the tallest kid in school at 6"6 and now 15 or 16 year olds are just cruising around 6"2

[@KattalystFr]

@@mrbrightside3722 in what fucking county?

[@filip6127]

I mean the average teenager these days is around the height of the average person

[@aethernaut736]

To be honest I think that if your restaurant is called “binley mega chippy” and also has a morbius meal, you’ve already won. Edit: that morbius meal is real and no one can prove me wrong

[@unicodefox]

I think the morbius meal was created by a parody account after it went viral.

[@mariadinoraaraujodossantos9891]

The most english name ever

[@ozarkvolt]

@@unicodefox Yeah obviously

[@aethernaut736]

@@unicodefox it’s real to me damnit

[@chessgaming9942]

@@unicodefox no the morbius meal is real i ate it

[@SmotheryAxe1414]

Playing "ain't nothing like a funky beat" at the beginning randomly gives the video way more life than it deserves. Almost as good as the Binley mega chippy theme. Almost.

[@usioproductions1823]

Seeing pyro outside is perhaps one of the rarest things that can happen on this planet

[@iamnixnox]

last time he was outside was morgz convention

[@imanartistwhogaveupatdrawi3827]

Morgz fest

[@deadhookerproductions1068]

as an american, hearing a brit say something like "i drove an hour for this" always confuses me, but then i remember your entire country was built before cars so literally nothing is more than 30 minutes away. out here in america architects will just be like "hey fucko let's build a football stadium 40 miles out from the nearest residential zone" and then they immediately decide to go grab some snacks at the nearby restaurant, which is a short 8 hour drive away

[@bullet6140]

Most towns where built for trains, so its like 1 town then a rail to another then everything in the town is close together.

[@stueyphone]

I agree, and then even when you want to walk there aren't even sidewalks or other pedestrian infrastructure

[@yashjoseph3544]

I mean America, or at least the eastern part, was built before cars were invented. The city I live in is walkable for the most part, but maybe I am just lucky to live in a place that didn't splurge on cars.

[@TheeEnglishLesbian]

@@trickyrichardi mean i don’t see how that’s relevant? is that’s the case, why don’t those 2 states have walkable cities then. i mean, russia is a lot bigger than america and it’s still very walkable.

[@RawrOfTheEmo]

When he asked for the Morbius meal I’m surprised he didn’t ask for a small loan of a million dollars

[@LeMeowAu]

Morbillion*

[@Ch3ck3r3d]

This man is so dedicated to his craft he willingly went to Birmingham. Truly the most fearless man alive

[@bb_cov]

It’s in Coventry

[@ocsed346]

The only good thing about living in Birmingham is that you are close to Binley Mega Cippy

[@sethesteem]

well like half an hour drive/train

[@ocsed346]

@@sethesteem that's half an hour of driving well spent.

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

Same with Cov. I have lived here all my life, and even though it’s the shittiest place ever, Binley mega chippy makes up for it.

[@dncdnc7447]

Birmingham slander needs to stop, we aren't that bad atleast we have umm... what do we have

[@ocsed346]

@@dncdnc7447 you have Pyrocynical. I don't know if that's a good thing but you do have him.

[@hyperthetical]

Going to the Binley Mega Chippy is more exciting than visiting Disney Land at this point. It feels like it is a land mark of just as much significance at this point.

[@jammms_4351]

"Hate the wife, love the chippy" average coventry man

[@Longshanks1690]

Most Feminist man in Coventry.

[@zachcarter1116]

7:10 The Eric Andre “YEAH!” Sound effect will never fail to make me laugh

[@DoktorSkipper]

Can you please visit kung fu panda next

[@BlitzBrickz]

10/10 video would watch

[@Reuboid]

What does that even mean.

[@MELTYsho]

based take

[@Denejesus]

Get back to editing videos

[@mrdaxtercrane]

"We drove as fast as we could, legally, breaking the speed limit, legally, possibly running into pedestrians, and it was all legal"

[@bapabs]

I am glad to have watched this detailed documentative effort of the Binley Mega Chippy

[@theomelon1818]

I want you to keep that egg for as long as possible and give us an egg update in every coming video

[@shannonevans9617]

perfect idea

[@XchampionXFTW]

Good idea

[@shooshiwhooshi8736]

Seeing Pyro ordering that meal was excruciating. I wanna go to the Mega Chippy now.

[@UnitedStatesSpaceForce]

Pyro just going out having a good time makes me so happy

[@evenbaa3853]

Now this is a poggers moment

[@evenbaa3853]

Why did you link a video about cocktails

[@ollie5927]

@@evenbaa3853 heresy

[@user-jg8qn8bc1c]

Thanks piro, this was so cringe that i actually feel like i'm back in 2017, thank you for your contribution!

[@tokkirabbit3126]

Can't believe Twitch banning you made you go outside

[@justacheese34yearsago28]

7:02 the only legit story where it had "and then everybody clap" moment

[@dedcus]

I'm unironically glad you added the intro of what you're going to do in the video. Your recent videos didn't have them so it's nice to know you haven't thrown them away.

[@Daaninator]

I hope they add a picture of you next to the morbius meal

[@Austen54]

To get access to the Binley Mega Chippy Morbius meal you must whisper to the owner "Its morbin time". Once this is done he should take you to the back and open up what the community has nick named "The Bridge to Heaven". He will take you into a large facility through an old ancient tunnel and give you the Morbius Meal. You should only eat 15 Morbius Meals a day otherwise the unspeakable can happen. Speedrunners have been finding shortcuts and glitches to speed up the process of retrieving a morbius meal. If you bunny hop to behind Binley Mega Chippy and go into the bush located in the corner and perform a perfectly landed crouch jump you can glitch onto the brick wall. from here jump down and you can find yourself in a poorly rendered child labour morbius meal production room only meant for a background of the Binley facility. From here you can clip through the wall with the morbius tickets sales counter(69,000,000,000,000,000,000,000). You can instantly clip into the area where the Morbius meal is recieved and finish the run. This is the fastest possible route for speedrunning but a new one has probably already been discovered. The record time has actually been taken by Danny G, a loved member of the community. He managed to do the run in an insane 12.09 morbids! The sudden popularity for Binley Mega Chippy has increased Danny G's competition but considering the amount of experience danny g has in Binley Mega Chippy Speedrunning i wouldn't be surprised he keeps his deep fried crown. I am excited to see developments in Binley Mega Chippy Speedrunning and even if the new competitors aren't able to beat danny g they can hopefully find a new route. Thats my analysis for now, Goodbye!

[@smakcastsam]

I woke up in a steaming mood

[@tachi5408]

The dedication

[@CheeseYourself]

"Binley Mega Chippy" might actually be the most English name for a restaurant ever

[@celtic5177]

Holy shit he got the Moses comparison right for once.

[@Tyl_r]

5:46 caught me off guard and made me spill my drink

[@pacoman8825]

this dude bought a gat damn morbimeal at binley mega chippy

[@blackknightz5036]

Local man held childrens hostage and force them to sing binley mega chippy with him.

[@randomdiego9060]

Pyro is the one KZbinr I would meet and not feel awkward around if I did a outdated meme or something

[@General_Fuck_Yeah_AnimeTitties]

Okay but can we talk about this insane influx of customers is gonna mean that, eventually, the mega chippy will be able to repair their store? Probably be able to do more as well

[@HunterBloodHunterBlood]

Memes do make things more popular. Back when Lazy town was new no one even knew the grand power of Robbie rotten (May he Rest In Peace)

[@SynthesizePW]

Pyro: “Hate me wife” “Love chippy” “‘nuf said”

[@depressionman695]

Pyro do u understand that ordering the morbius meal is kinda similar to going to McDonald’s and asking for szechwan sauce

[@Aurum.]

bold of Pyro to stick the egg in a jar with an off-color liquid surely he knows what this implies

[@whscy]

The way pyro just kept on giving money to the worker was funny as shit

[@mundanest]

Ok, but when I hike 15 miles for a delicious egg I'm "not normal" and "should go and see a doctor"

[@dimwit7873]

Anyone who was wondering, the song which briefly plays in the intro is called "Ain't nothin' like a funky beat"

[@Fin-jk2kl]

This is the true British pilgrimage

[@SaladDongs]

Man said "you gonna ban me for watching people being cringe? Fine, I'm gonna go and be cringe myself" Congrats pyro it takes spine to do that

[@GodsDevastation]

WHY DONT THEY HAVE A MORBIUS MEAL

[@collage_zzz]

Pyro finally went outside 🤯

[@jdearthwalker7554]

"Honey look, it's the guy into furry inflation"

[@360noahscope]

Bro went on a pilgrimage

[@Lapichant]

Went here today, ordered fish & chips all I got was chips. Literally drove 80 miles just for chips, outrageous.

[@okshuri]

worth

[@Becalavelle]

The fish in uk sux

[@thomasplant6062]

Have you lost the plot

[@fizzymilk2246]

It must be an absolute nightmare living anywhere near Binley Mega Chippy now

[@trianglemoebius]

Anyone living near the Binley Mega Chippy already lives in Cov, so I assure you their life being an absolute nightmare is nothing new.

[@zaphtal]

IT'S APPLE JUICE (🗿 it’s morbin’ time 🗿)

[@pedrofromrio645]

Pyrocynical: “How I survived Birmingham using the Morbius Meal from the Binely Mega Chippy.”

[@richardwatson1254]

Now watch this restaurant go regional because it won the meme roulette.

[@GDNashit]

and go bankrupt a year later

[@joem.3124]

And eventually go bankrupt and fall into obscurity after 2 months because the new funny trend came out

[@Ayeloo]

This is the UK's Taj Mahal

[@spalitz3852]

🗿it’s morbin’ time 🗿

[@GrammarGaming]

as soon as my dad saw the binley mega chippy on BBC news, he immediately fell in love with the morbius meal and he created our own custom morbius meal, thanks Binley mega chippy for inspiring us 🙏🙏

[@danielo6219]

I literally morbed all over myself when Morbcynical tried to order the morbtacular Morbius Meal There will never be such a morbeautiful moment in all of morb history; it truly is Morbin' Time

[@UkrainiansWillLose]

im gunna morb

[@jacksizeland3397]

The devil shivers when a clown starts morbing

[@SouthernNihilismFront]

8:05 *T H E J A R*

[@baman7041]

Oh no 🦄🫙

[@urosbjelos8415]

If I had a dollar for every time Pyro went outside, I would have two dollars. It isn't much but it's weird it happened twice.

[@sticklyboi]

the reign of the chippo man shall last for a thousand years

[@fluffcake]

Binley Mega Chippy not having the Morbius Meal is like having A spaceship with no oxygen

[@hasodium]

no way he actually asked for the morbius meal

[@Nvirr]

The 3 rules of being British 1 have funny voice 2 drink a shit tone of tea 3 visit Binley mega chippy and sing the song with a bunch of strangers God I love England

[@Dont_Trip_Gibbs]

Thank you, shame I am a 15 y/o Scottish bloke who can't travel to such a prestige and beautiful location. Thank you for updating me on the fried food industry, as being a Scot, I love it.

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

Haha, I live in Cov, have for all my life, Binley Mega Chippy is the most English Chippy Possible.

[@Hyouhaku_B]

The "Don't laugh" killed me

[@wigligigly3375]

It’s such a good channel, English people are so mentally insane and I’m proud to be one. 🗿btw the lads who found you seemed sweet. Hilarious video btw.

[@apollo6988]

we are all deranged

[@santaclause7568]

Pyro really has the toddlers next to him singing the binley theme song, so hard warming 😢.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Surprisingly wholesome, ya love to see it

[@bakinsquadforever9639]

As a person who was born in Coventry and currently still lives in Coventry, I didn’t know this fish and chips shop became popular.

[@MayvisTheSilly]

ITS MORBIN TIME - literally everyone in live chat

[@lotus20856]

🗿 it’s morbin’ time 🗿

[@turtlesquad2522]

I'm so glad Pyro makes subtitles. Mainly cause ain't no way in hell my American ass was gonna spell pence, like that and not pents

[@marshallperkins7982]

I've never been so annoyed to not be at the chippy on that day

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

I gotta compliment that Pyro actually interacted with people.

[@LukeManiaStudios]

I love it when pyro uses Spyro music. Cloud Spires is a great track!

[@sabianwarner5316]

Haha yeah, thats all I can think of when watching the video. "Is that Spyro music? What a chad.".

[@AngelOfDeathValley]

Fun fact. This was the first pyro video I ever watched

[@virtualdash]

"Binley Mega Chippy" is the most Bri'ish name a restaurant can have

[@mrduck1490]

Holy shit pyro went outside.

[@go0se427]

Pyro has now conquered all the chippys, True British Man

[@pepsiman4633]

I salute pyro for risking his life by traveling to Coventry

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I thought the title said "I WENT TO BING CHILLING" and now I hate myself

[@straightupsquared9892]

"i drove an hour for this" is in the backseat

[@wrymi244]

🗿It's morbin time 🗿

[@Alex-sh2nd]

"How can you sit there and eat at Binley Mega Chippy™?"- James Sunderland

[@itsmoonlitbro]

4:22 Why does that guy look like polarsaurusrex 🤔

[@elpantostastico3864]

So fucking true, he really looks like lewis

[@worlddomination92]

*Gets banned from Twitch* Pyro: "...Guess I'll go outside."

[@rayyanuddin7208]

🗿 it’s morbin’ time 🗿

[@plasticchairguy6471]

My favorite part was the live chat just MORBIN TIME

[@-ghettostreetgyals-7164]

🗿 It's morbin time 🗿

[@garchompenthusiast]

Fun fact: Birmingham is the least radioactive place in the UK! Devon and Cornwall are so radioactive you get the equivalent of a CRT scan dose every year

[@Edwinology]

You should epoxy the egg that way it can last a really long time without expiring

[@skippychan1904]

I miss the days where we didn’t have all this slop and had content like this