"I Will Randomly Sink Cruise Ship" - Bill Burr

"I Will Randomly Sink Cruise Ship" - Bill Burr
Bill Burr on Population Control

[@jeffn.2659]

I support this plan 100%. It's a good start...

[@canadianbacon3021]

If you really wanted to support this plan 100%, you'd take a cruise.

[@dolfandynasty2838]

@@canadianbacon3021🤣🤣💀 underrated af

[@thomasconrad365]

“That’s how my ethnic cleansing would work…” hahahaha😂

[@solokom]

I will never get tired of watching this bit. 😄

[@DesertScorpionKSA]

This reminds me of the book "The Marching Morons." In the book, stupid people were lured into trips to Mars, on rickety spacecraft. Once lauched, the ship just drifted in space and the people all died.

[@ryanshaddix5697]

Omg, it’s free on project Gutenberg too. Ima check this out 😂 // Feel like I just watched something dirty though.

[@benjaminkipkurui8667]

😂😂😂

[@khoderergin9816]

Why do I want a full length song of his humming 😂

[@Skyl1ne3838]

What's the name?

[@Thorston_the_Just]

I love that woman in the audience that wails like she isn't at a comedy show and these are his real aspirations. lol

[@garicrewsen1128]

What an awesome Valentine's Day wake up video! Thank you, Mr. Burr ❣️❤️‍🩹🏴‍☠️

[@cosminmorga1331]

He is brilliant 👏 ❤

[@darinadam6401]

OMG you did this! Hahahahahahahah. Perfect comedy Bill!! There is no possible comparison.

[@super266]

Ok, I'm totally down with the "sociopaths are often the most charming people" theory. You got my vote!

[@dagoverstreet8865]

That was good product of some alone time.

[@theminingassassin16]

I never thought genocide would be funny. Here I am. Also, I agree.

[@gordonapinsent]

Spot on

[@jackdasilva6327]

Unst fire number 1

[@jonathanford9774]

Dark humor good stuff 😮 😂

[@brutekk]

quality.. a quality bit indeed hahahahah xDDD 🤣🤣🤣

[@AsKnownAsLucy]

In Sweden n Finland ”we” go on cruises to stock pile tax free Tobacco, booze and beer. Not for ”the trip”. And most often custom service dont give a shit about how much you bring in to the country 😅 But no one claims it’s some kind of vacation

[@Sobrien724]

Wooka wooka thing. lol

[@charlesflaco7976]

Wtf Bill hahahaha you really gave this some thought hahahahaha.

[@Robert-bk1dm]

Seems like they are already implementing the plan.

[@infinitesimotel]

In Europe.

[@killerrabbit2693]

Go on, how..?

[@Robert-bk1dm]

​​@@killerrabbit2693Let me count the ways. Vaccines pharmaceutical drugs food that is literally poison mass obesity (see food) illegal immigrants crime ridden cities defunding the police military in disarray no freedom of speech (misinformation) trying to confiscate guns politicians controlled by foreign governments. I could go on and on but you get my point.

[@gigachad6885]

​@@killerrabbit2693Google excess death rates, watch the spike in EVERY country the last few years, with the introduction of a specific medicine at a specific time...

[@Jane-gt4qf]

Best. Comedian. Ever.

[@boo-vy1lk]

me too 100 at least.

[@shawnburnham1]

5:00

[@cassieblack1776]

It’s scary that this sounds like what happens behind closed doors in our government….

[@ericohlman1984]

Which comedy special year was this?

[@jaydenritchie1992]

hahahahahah

[@papabear9498]

It’s f’d up but damn, it’s FUNNY AF for some reason

[@garicrewsen1128]

Made even better because: Valentine's Day❣️

[@papabear9498]

The periscope sound and “listen for z music” 😂

[@Skyl1ne3838]

Name of the song he's humming?

[@sda2093707]

Party rock 😂

[@Skyl1ne3838]

Thank you!!

[@gnashsang]

How many cruise ships does it take to get the population down to 500 million?

[@infinitesimotel]

Can 3rd worlders afford to get on cruise ships?

[@gnashsang]

@@infinitesimotel special discount coupons!

[@elskid206]

Admittedly, it is an ambitious plan

[@elskid206]

​@@infinitesimotelCOUPONS!!!

[@evanr1784]

​They are the ones who work on those ships 18 hours a day ​@@infinitesimotel

[@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists]

sounds like a funny fashist to me

[@pastashack3517]

I must have missed the part where he advocated for strict control of media and political apparatus to consolidate power around a select few while encouraging rhetoric against a chosen out-group over imagined issues in order to win popular support by portraying the out-group as both too weak to participate in society, and too dangerous to be tolerated. Or maybe you don't know the definition of the word

[@gregoryfrancisjames5071]

Covid almost did it for you Bill. 😊

[@morstyrannis1951]

This is slightly more plausible than the typical QAnon conspiracy theory.

[@user-kw6rh8xq2f]

So that would take care of the rich yuppys that can afford to go on a cruise

[@CT-gh2vm]

Cruises are cheap these days

[@ddd1hhh]

I’d be pissed if I paid money to see that…

[@leonbeck6254]

Time for you to retire😢

[@user-qo1gk2kj3e]

I used to think this guy was funny but now he just bores me. Hes lost. I think his suicide bit was closer to the truth than he wants to admit. He must really hate who he is and his life.

[@garicrewsen1128]

Happy VD ❣️

[@peymankacerouni8510]

Bill is not funny anymore

[@mhks68]

Trolls aren’t a thing still in 2024.

[@BrotherHood-xh9sg]

I don't know. Every special I have seen is great. It's just the woke pandemic one, and him getting cucked by his wife during the UFC event.

[@infamous201x2]

Yet he is and you’re still looking for attention in KZbin comments.

[@salviaspuzzle]

I'll buy your cruise ticket

[@atrain3793]

You were never relevant, yet here you are still trying to be

[@bubbahottep8644]

This guy should start doing comedy instead of political analysis.

[@salviaspuzzle]

Bill's been a comedian for 30+ years. I'll buy your cruise ticket

[@bubbahottep8644]

@@salviaspuzzle He is awesome. I was aiming more at the more and more distressingly realistic view of the world he presents to us.

[@jeffn.2659]

@@salviaspuzzle I'll chip in for that. I'm pretty flush since starting work at this shipbuilding company