Ian Crossland, Never Put Salt In Your Eyes

[@WhosCallingPlease]

That's my favorite skit of all time. Just always stuck with me throughout the years. Still holds up. Still ridiculous. Still love it.

[@Max.the.Yorkie]

Agreed, it’s absurdist and I love it.

[@jamescoll130]

All my PowerPoint presentations have a slide with a tiny footnote: **Never put salt in your eyes.

[@RayTeerlink]

Stealing this idea

[@warriorwaitress7690]

That's how the cool people know you're cool.

[@Sloopyla]

I say this ALL the time and no one ever knows where it's from :(

[@kidfortoday]

You are not alone.

[@octopusmime]

Everytime i cook. Every.time. 😂

[@in_ur_moms_house]

I thought I was the only one 😭

[@soft_serve_666]

I hear you.

[@jenniferkonstant5920]

I literally just said this to my mom, which is what brought be here!

[@plushsnail]

Seeing this for the first time in decades, I had totally forgotten about the salt part but totally remembered the bit about the charts.

[@cjwright79]

...and fluoride may be linked to mental retardation

[@ManBearCowGM]

Now February was a very different month... because if you remember, we took it off.

[@LuisPauloLohmann]

I still, to this day, use the quote "our sales went up... or down. depends on which chart is right."

[@APinchOfWeird]

The moral of the story is you should always take things with a pinch of salt. And then put the salt in your eyes.

[@ohshit4860]

And then try to KILL DANNY

[@warriorwaitress7690]

Always.

[@yakmage8085]

I know you’ve been a decade for a laugh for this joke… well maybe next decade

[@jeffsims8270]

1:11 - "Now February was a very different month, cuz as you recall, we took it off." Idk why but I always loved that line. Also Danny's constant issues with the graphs is great too!!😆😆😆

[@adizmal]

2:31 "And I would only recommend a gold tooth if you're a pirate. There's school of thought, that fluoridation causes mental retardation..." Danny's lines in the background are hilarious.

[@markwells3289]

Thirty Helens Agree: "Never put salt in your eyes!"

[@JQuickDraw]

There are only 29 Helens now. Sadly, one of them had their head crushed.

[@papennypincher7287]

Roughly 37% of the population on KZbin MAY know what this is in reference too

[@itshae84]

I dont know whats funnier: The twist ending or the other people ignoring Hammy chasing Danny.

[@cjwright79]

that's why Danny's comrade doesn't want to warn him off the salt, he's bored too, wants to see some drama

[@IsiahTomas]

Or how redundant or uninformative any of the graphs are.

[@megaben99]

when he says "kill danny" his voice sounds a little like homer simpson.

[@ohshit4860]

I never noticed that. Thanks for the insight!

[@barry770]

haven't seen this in years, still hilarious

[@rutha6260]

My favorite KITH sketch, I laugh like a fool still.

[@schizoidboy]

Brilliant especially the little twist towards the end.

[@Colddeed]

I think I'll put salt in my eyes now.

[@soft_serve_666]

Haven't you learned ANYTHING?!

[@stangable55]

Danny in the background says he would only recommend a gold tooth if you’re a pirate

[@jeffreywoodward4160]

38 people put salt in their eyes.

[@ohshit4860]

U mean 51?

[@cjwright79]

you could say, they were salty

[@codedread]

I love when they tie two skits into one - amps both ideas and makes them better....

[@BrexitTackler]

How are you verified and you dont even have 100k subs

[@e-rokekenedi7834]

​@@BrexitTackler He knows a guy who knows a guy.

[@H2OFaery]

Classic KiTH :) have been searching 4 this one!

[@ThreePlyChord]

Seems like he’s having some diff-i-culty with the salt

[@vertyisprobablydead]

Putting salt in your eyes on occasion isn't healthy. You need to ALWAYS put salt in your eyes.

[@silvertesh123]

God, thanks for posting! I forgot about this one!

[@ohshit4860]

I love to randomly yell K I L L D A N N Y At my friends and they never know WTF I'm talking about. It's kinda fun to watch actually

[@sarahmccollum3694]

😂

[@Colin12475]

Never put never put never put put put put put put salt in your eyes in your eyes always put salt in your eyes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[@kefka242]

lmao best sketch ever

[@Zenryth48]

This is my all time favorite Kids in the Hall sketch

[@jmcuzzupe84]

"In January our profits went up or down, depending on which chart is right, we're not sure. Now February was a very different month, because as you recall we took it off". What does that mean? Dentists taking a whole month off? LOL!!!

[@wayn0r]

Yeah, it’s absurd.

[@sedevacante0027]

After throwing salt directly in my eyes a few times. I was directed to this video to watch. Now I'm crystal clear. I am to put more salt in my eyes. I'll go ahead and get to it.

[@marcandrew7952]

I hear that Himalayan pink salt is all the rage lately.

[@RonnWaters]

Every staff meeting, ever.

[@vigo894]

Remember, never put salt in your eyes. :).

[@MrJackalope1982]

This got a lot tougher to abide to, with the invention of the Bug-a-salt gun.

[@meikohan]

How you remember instructions when you have dyslexia and ADHD

[@megaben99]

it is my favorite sketch too.

[@nix6940]

Who is Ian Crossland, and what does he have to do with the video?

[@ohshit4860]

I have absolutely no idea

[@cjwright79]

@@ohshit4860 me neither!

[@stokesaster]

I apologize for the chart...

[@patchbunny]

One of their great ones

[@hamletthunktoomuch]

Respond to this video... LOVE it. True classic I saw when it aired on HBO as a kid. Kids In the Hall are still my favorite sketch group ever, 1st over Monty Python by the length of a rabbit's big pointy teeth

[@bloodsling]

Kevin is so odd lol,best whiny character I've ever seen

[@RocketpackCreative]

18 people put salt in their eyes.

[@jeffsims8270]

0:37 - "...ALWAYS put salt in your eyes."

[@darthgorbag]

when i first saw this, it was my favorite sketch evar

[@darthgorbag]

Oh, hello me from 15 freakin years ago

[@broadwaymelody33]

Apparently this is based on something that similarly happened to Scott xD

[@danflashes7125]

I wonder if Danny had a chart for April.

[@soft_serve_666]

Man! It cuts off right at the brilliant close-up of Kevin ☹

[@unincorporated1]

Always put salt in your eyes!

[@kryptiea]

This comes in 2nd to the chicken lady sketch

[@AhmadzAlNuaimi]

MAN... That Part made me Laugh Hard!!!

[@soysaucesquared906]

My favorite part is when Danny goes "HEY (something), NEVER PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES" and he just stops calmly with his arms down throws salt in his eyes.

[@rachelrasmussen1101]

They are both named Danny

[@31d1]

AHA, right, "Always put Hydroxychloroquine in your COVID"

[@lucassilveiraofficial]

Why do I remember a skit with Dave Foley in a board room saying "don't put salt in your eyes"???? I was so sure this skit was with him or another one with him saying this as well. Am I dreaming?

[@acton240]

what is scott saying while kevin is in pain?

[@GBart]

Listen carefully to what Scott is saying.

[@kai2156]

Still funny as hell

[@4DRC_]

Chapo brought me here

[@alejandramori679]

This episode is si good

[@member-berry-bonbons-8]

Well, first of all... Never put salt in your eyes Never put s-Never put s-Never put s-put salt-put salt-put salt-put-put-put-salt-Never put-Never-Never-Nev-Nev-Never- ALWAYS put salt in your eyes

[@yazajag]

I remember this from years ago. I always remembered to never always put Salt in my eyes... Even after all these years when this first aired, I never put salt in my eyes. Come on dude just buy eye drops and take some ginko biloba!!! Lmao.

[@FooMantis]

Wait, why is Ian part of the header for this? I mean, he does make me want to put salt in my eyes, sometimes.

[@kimberlylarsson7871]

Season 4, episode 4 - Mr. Wrong

[@GBart]

THANK YOU!!!

[@Colddeed]

15 people put salt in their eyes.

[@ohshit4860]

52 idiots put salt in their eyes.

[@kentonkruger8333]

This is peak Kevin stuff. I think it was around the time on the show where he had a bunch of his best sketches like "How the hell was I supposed to know?" and the kabab one.

[@TheEdwinaMonsoon]

It me. Im sending this to my therapist.

[@soundslikebroken3333]

I feel like I've been in that room....

[@DeconvertedMan]

Fave. :D

[@jonfeuerborn5859]

I'm so lost right now. No idea about this skit, why it's a thing for some people, what it has to do with Ian Crossland (or who Ian Crossland even is)... Why the person who linked to this video did so, or what possible relevance it had to the context in which it was linked... I am at once filled with questions and yet possess very little interest in anyone answering them.

[@megaben99]

@Zenryth48 mine too.

[@michaelcarley9866]

If you dont have salt you can stare into the sun.

[@ImmortalDragon]

:] that was strange.

[@RottenRroses]

I should have watched this before I put salt in my eyes.

[@ohshit4860]

Same Hammy, Same.

[@e-rokekenedi7834]

Oh, jeez, ya cut the ending off. You need the scream zoom-in

[@hollywoodliberal]

oh i miss skits like these :)

[@favillous3355]

How did I get here What is this

[@hodgepodge2749]

90% profits god damn

[@JerrBear81]

Can we all agree that the coworker who never answers his questions is a complete asshole? Still, one of the funniest sketches of all time

[@drjones8176]

Likes of the beast 666

[@zigzagwandra]

Who is Ian Crossland?

[@jasongarrett768]

I will always love this skit but I hare how relevant it is now.

[@jamescovan8853]

I literally just posted this on Facebook last night for that very reason.

[@dumpogacha3752]

The "KILL DANNY" part really got me

[@bizophone]

Oh look it's the US government.

[@commentandlikedistributor]

is this Canadian comedy

[@shootingdio7200]

This is literally a KZbin Poop

[@jonathansimkin1341]

first!!!!!

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

This poor guy is deeply psychologically disturbed with a record of self harm & it's played for laughs. Never leave asshole comments on KZbin/ Always leave asshole comments! 😉

[@SevenWon]

Don't spoil the foil tintin

[@theBaron0530]

Calvin McDickley was my favorite of the whole cast!

[@myfirstcrappyvideobilly]

He needs a mental health day

[@BM03]

That guy is strangely familiar to Bilbo Baggins's actor...

[@433music]

Who do you think you are Ian Crossland? You didn't make this, KITH doesn't know your name. Knock it off.

[@ricarleite]

I love how no one cares

[@londonmacestudios]

the republican party

[@TheCalmCanary]

This KITH sketch, like so many of their sketches (yawn), contains hidden meaning and references to the Third Eye. It could be renamed "The Dr. Strangelove sketch". I've just posted an article explaining the hidden meaning behind "Never Put Salt In Your Eyes" at my website (The Calm Canary Blog).

[@aai3661]

Give me a break.

[@nickrogers5967]

If you yawn at Kids in the Hall you deserve a colostomy

[@ohshit4860]

RAGE. \ . O / .

[@LFZ15]

not actually funny....?

[@ohshit4860]

:(

[@kmofoshomyho]

Wow someone tell me what this is from, so I never have to subject myself to this abomination again.

[@ohshit4860]

R u calling the SKIT an abomination, or the difficulty it takes to get to the skit? If 1, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. If 2, just like the video and U can find it easily.

[@atomrocketcar]

unfunny at its best, haha

[@ohshit4860]

RAGE

[@ohshit4860]

U IS EVIL