From season 3, episode 6 of the television show The Kids in the Hall
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@Stevo9358 жыл бұрын
"Oh right. And I would never lie under oath.....not to GOD......" That line broke me up, lol
@pengyzin86685 жыл бұрын
Its the perfect win.
@vmelkon5 жыл бұрын
@fred savage : No, you are the coward. Let's see you make jokes about Thor.
@JanetStarChild5 жыл бұрын
@fred savage Making a joke about the Abrahamic god is in fact an indirect joke towards Islam (as well as Christianity and Judaism).
@JanetStarChild5 жыл бұрын
@fred savage Correct, but it _is_ an Abrahamic religion, which was the point I made. When people talk about "God", they're usually referring to the Abrahamic god character, which is the core mythological component that Judaism, Christianity and Islam all share.
@JanetStarChild5 жыл бұрын
@fred savage It's the same god, you ignoramus. Put your foolish prejudice aside and do some research. Yahweh and Allah are literally the same character, like Zeus and Jupiter.
@variable55152 жыл бұрын
Pretty impressive how they captured all the nuance of a modern courtroom trial.
@DivineRedwood2 жыл бұрын
And the whores!
@erikwheeldon41712 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!! Especially the part with the whores…
@NeuralNetProcessor Жыл бұрын
"Well, I'd have to see the jacket...ohhh!" Lol Kevin is great
@KGarvey1253 жыл бұрын
I love the end when Scott is yelling, "WE WON! WE WON!" Dave is trying to explain to him about the hanging. cracked me up
@jonathanmarois90092 жыл бұрын
_"No I didn't. I'm getting hung."_
@jasongarrett7682 жыл бұрын
I swear I’ve never noticed that bit at the end until today. After so many years. Damn.
@dianapevtsov2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, that's so awesome.
@mistacoz4 жыл бұрын
This show was so ahead of its time.
@generalzod85894 жыл бұрын
It's a lot better than the SNL we have now.
@ard18054 жыл бұрын
general zod It’s better than snl ever was.
@swishfish88584 жыл бұрын
@@ard1805 And yet, ironically, half of the troupe were SNL writers before doing the show.
@jerryduncan74164 жыл бұрын
because when they wrote for snl most of their stuff never made it on air.
@thursdayafternoon70153 жыл бұрын
How so? Seems like perfect mid 90’s to me. Watching now it seems really dated and tepid. Probably wouldn’t even make it on the air today.
@ghostofandy13 жыл бұрын
In fact, aren't you a liar? No more questions.
@RabbitFooFoo3 жыл бұрын
That’s the part of the sketch that inspired me to be a lawyer!
@bennbastard50826 жыл бұрын
Sketch writing 101 If you don't know how to end a sketch just filled the room with strippers
@user-ut9ln4vd5m5 жыл бұрын
They're not strippers, you're demeaning them! They're honest whores.
@DavidLLambertmobile5 жыл бұрын
Kevin goes over the top as the judge. 😁 He never got to be a huge movie star or TV series producer but he got consistent work...
@Psychlist19725 жыл бұрын
Also a reference to some other sketches, IIRC
@Ringcaat5 жыл бұрын
@@Psychlist1972 it reminds me of the Whitest Kids You Know trial sketch, which also ends in an infusion of ladies. :) But they were a later group.
@champagnehour78744 жыл бұрын
It was a recurring gag throughout that episode. Kinda like how the Monty Python 'Spam' sketch ended with the Hungarian character w/ the phrasebook from that episodes opening sketch.
@permafrost097910 жыл бұрын
"Well, I'd have to see the jacket first... o-ohhhhh!" X-D
@CalumetColorado6 жыл бұрын
Scott's face when Dave's saying it could have been him :D
@ta6175 жыл бұрын
Dave's face when he hears he's getting the death penalty lol
@comput3rdemos8092 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Wordgoblin2 ай бұрын
I know your comment is 5 years old, but I've _always_ wondered why that didn't get any laughs from the audience, almost like no one saw it.
@mr.mediocregamer96534 жыл бұрын
Oh you, the 90's. Never change.
@JonathanLit2 жыл бұрын
And it never did...
@mr.mediocregamer96532 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanLit agreed
@MandleRoss2 жыл бұрын
I agree... that could cause a time paradox that destroys the universe.
@hansjuker82964 жыл бұрын
"Why else would he be so obsessed with finding ME guilty?"
@comput3rdemos8092 жыл бұрын
I'd get alot of... "Evidence".... Lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@billhicks64492 жыл бұрын
"I don't blame him. If I was in his murderous shoes I'd try to pin it on me too".
@JPD25874 жыл бұрын
“Just a dude.....who’s taxes pay YOUR salary!” 😂😂😂😂
@Ozarkmadness562 жыл бұрын
I like that calling him "that relativity guy," probably means you're smarter than most people who know Einstein's name.
@beuxjmusic5 жыл бұрын
My favourite part is the Stenographer nodding her head to the music slightly xD
@WaitingtoHit11 жыл бұрын
I love it when Scott plays dumb.
@andylindsaytunes4 жыл бұрын
"Just some dude... whose taxes pay your salary!"
@royjonzejr4 жыл бұрын
Idiot Boy is one of the GOAT sketches
@neuvocastezero18383 жыл бұрын
@@andylindsaytunes Well, the dude will sit down, or the dude will be taken out of this court!
@comput3rdemos8092 жыл бұрын
@@andylindsaytunes 😂😂🤣😂
@comput3rdemos8092 жыл бұрын
@@andylindsaytunes Scott's angry fists.... Lol. No more questions your honor... Lol
@DanAnkers3 жыл бұрын
I've actually used the "aren't you lying? in fact, aren't you a liar?" bit on someone who was lying to me... I'm pretty sure I've done it more than once and I suggest that you try it as well😁
@clockworkNate2 жыл бұрын
I don't really believe you've used that on someone before, aren't you lying? In fact, aren't you... a liar!!! You're right it is pretty fun 😄
@1984Phalanx2 жыл бұрын
I will
@williamschlemmer52822 жыл бұрын
You're lying
@zufgh2 жыл бұрын
Has it ever caught someone out?
@aum3.1463 жыл бұрын
One of the best sketch comedy shows of all time. North America's answer to the Pythons
@farhanyousaf56163 жыл бұрын
Canada's answer rather.
@mythra71743 жыл бұрын
@@farhanyousaf5616 Canada is in North America.
@Fatman_Jack3 жыл бұрын
@@farhanyousaf5616 whoops lol
@ryanheilman38072 жыл бұрын
KITH is Canada's answer, Mr. Show is the US' answer.
@kundlaanaay32622 жыл бұрын
@@mythra7174 True but with that reasoning Python would be Europes answer to which it is not because that’s insinuating it is all of Europe. It is the UKs just as KiTH is Canadas and not all of North Americas answer. Also Ca and US dont like being mixed up often. Mexico is even technically North America. Anyhow the answer was too vague by stating only a continent.
@longde4 жыл бұрын
This is some of Dave's best acting.
@bullypopful3 жыл бұрын
Dave was always my favourite, and this skit is exactly why, but I love them all in their own ways
@unclepennybags56552 жыл бұрын
You are wrong, since Bruce is the best
@dianapevtsov2 жыл бұрын
@@unclepennybags5655 I mean, we wouldn't want any of them to not be in the group.
@SuzanneYada4 жыл бұрын
"Did you kill Henry Tillsen?" No.... this is sooo easy!
@nealfager91783 жыл бұрын
5 guys making some of the best comedy ever made
@CapAnson123454 жыл бұрын
God this show was so great.
@theoriginalchefboyoboy60253 жыл бұрын
This is such a predictor of contemporary events, I'm pissing meself laughing! LMAO
@DavidEvans_dle3 жыл бұрын
The best Canadian comedy troop ever. That include Second City TV
@SenatiaA3 жыл бұрын
I loved this show when I was a kid.
@prophetzarquon19226 жыл бұрын
Good to know that Dave was _pure evil_ before he ever joined the staff at News Radio.
@jonesey2513 жыл бұрын
or at least evil adjacent
@plasticslacks3 жыл бұрын
Impolite and evil if I remember correctly.
@John_McDonnell2 жыл бұрын
@@plasticslacks Only to Sir Simon Milligan. Hecubus is but one of many demons Sir Simon is possessed by... polite demons that would open a door for a lady carrying too many parcels *BUT DEMONS NONETHELESS!*
@thanatosinstinct2 жыл бұрын
I think that might actually be his pure evil wife he's dancing with at the end.
@RichardX12 жыл бұрын
Before, after, and probably during.
@LynchMobFilms7 жыл бұрын
"If I was in his murderous shoes..."
@ammartz244 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2020! This was an amazing show. I used to have a little crush on Bruce 😍
@DvidTheGnome3 жыл бұрын
Is your name Tara Blanchard?
@ammartz242 жыл бұрын
No..lol
@jackieanderson72252 жыл бұрын
I swear these get more and more hilarious every time even if like me and have memorized! Such an amazing show! Impossible to choose "a favorite" Saw them live some years back and they were just absolutely amazing! Mark used the Isle I was sitting in for part of a sketch, and even tho wasn't part of it he stepped on my purse crushing a makeup compact lol. Two things I'm actually very proud to say still holding on to! Thanx for posting allowing those who unfortunately missed out then the opportunity now to see such brilliance!
@thehorseformerlywithoutana25226 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say that this is pure comedy gold.
@GoodNewsJim2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite sketch going back watching em. I watch this like 3 times a week. LOL!
@BettinaBalser3 жыл бұрын
"Just a dude...whose TAXES pay your SALARY!"
@rhgreene6 жыл бұрын
"Well, I'd have to see the jacket.... Ooooh!"
@SayAhh2 жыл бұрын
2:18 "Aren't you lying?" "No." So he is lying. I rest my case.
@randy70685 жыл бұрын
Watched The kids in the Hall when it first came out. Sad when it ended, it was great.
@MandleRoss2 жыл бұрын
Some good news for you from 2022 then.
@YakuiMeido5 жыл бұрын
4:11 You won! No I'm HUNG! I'm gettin hung man!
@DoctorDrMd8 жыл бұрын
Better Call Saul in a nutshell
@someguynamedsam62046 жыл бұрын
Better Call Saul In The Hall
@annalisavajda252Ай бұрын
Hardly he doesn't even have a lawyer because he doesn't want one with a head injury that can't find his briefcase. This is more of a legal comedy like liar liar with Jim Carrey another Canadian.
@charminbugs3 жыл бұрын
Kevin looking like Peter Capaldi is honestly the best part
@francoisdumont4105 Жыл бұрын
I think he looks like Jordan Peterson
@MrAceMcGee12 жыл бұрын
4:12 Scott: Alright! We won! WE WON!!! Dave: No, I didn't.
@Emiliapocalypse4 жыл бұрын
No, we’re hanging.... Reminds me of the “nobody likes us” sketch kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6e9mqSmn7GNl6M
@MandleRoss2 жыл бұрын
@Socucius Ergalla Come back now and make the same comment again!
@adneria9 жыл бұрын
"Just a dude!" Haha! This show was the best...
@californiasomething12 жыл бұрын
Canada is awesome!
@tolfan44384 жыл бұрын
Well there's a comment that stood the test of time
@stevenitschke74154 жыл бұрын
How appropriate for The Times we're living in now I remember It's different
@powercage Жыл бұрын
I drive by a "Tilson Rd" almost every day and I laugh every time.
@originalhazelgreene2 жыл бұрын
I miss this show.
@androidarkitecht83396 жыл бұрын
Timeless classic comedy.
@ThisCanNotBTheFuture3 жыл бұрын
FACT: This is basically what law students learn in their first year.
@danieldougan86138 жыл бұрын
"A man who acts as his own attorney has a fool for a client."
@ZacHawkins426 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dougan Because when you step into an arena where words have different meanings, why shouldn't you trust a person who gets paid to play there?
@jonhohensee32586 жыл бұрын
Daniel - And?
@thehorseformerlywithoutana25226 жыл бұрын
So who do the lawyers hire then?
@elias_xp956 жыл бұрын
Not really. I've represented myself plenty of times and come out without a scratch.
@LeafInTheStream6 жыл бұрын
Better to be an attorney with a fool for a client than a client with a fool for an attorney.
@prstgsfrags85256 жыл бұрын
it's eerie that this was funny 20 odd years ago but now using logical fallacies to get your way is the literal reality we live in ...
@greedyd55246 жыл бұрын
Liberal fantasy has become liberal reality
@keegankimbllin64805 жыл бұрын
@@greedyd5524 whine away
@hornyhornyhippo43975 жыл бұрын
I'm your 69th like.
@ABQSkywatcher5 жыл бұрын
Oh, man. Saw this when it it premiered and it still crushes right now!
@thecommenter46294 жыл бұрын
Yea, the similarities with Trump's (and Giuliani's) behavior blew me away.
@thehorseformerlywithoutana25225 жыл бұрын
Now I am no lip reader, but I'm pretty sure Scott was mouthing the words "Not cool, man".
@augusthawks65764 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw this I thought: "Yep, that's my son and his best friend when they were teenagers."
@newyorkgiantsfan54403 жыл бұрын
The Kids in the Hall is coming back in 2022. Yeah.
@OneThousandHomoDJs6 жыл бұрын
I need to start using that phrase a lot more often at work....... "Yes, I'll make sure to check my final numbers against the end-of-day report. But first, THE WHORES!"
@onkelpappkov26665 жыл бұрын
Glad you had the same thought, purple O.
@mmitchellhouston4 жыл бұрын
I love the bit about the tie! (1:40)
@actualturtle24212 жыл бұрын
Dave rocked the zoomer perm 30 years before it was trendy
@mikedonovan47682 жыл бұрын
Just in case you don't know and like Kids in the Hall, they did a mini series called "Death Comes To Town" made in 2010. I was so happy to see this available for streaming on Amazon. Check it out !
@danmccarthy24813 жыл бұрын
Haha the court reporter casually grooving at the end.
@Clampityclampclamp12 жыл бұрын
We now know the origins of the dancing lobsters in the Amanda show ._.
@pau77889911 жыл бұрын
"Evidence" and "witnesses" lol
@beezball2 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic
@MostlyElectrolytes4 жыл бұрын
I was trying to watch the Trump impeachment trial and I got this.
@jamespfitz3 жыл бұрын
That was a bigger farce
@littlespiral5 жыл бұрын
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SKETCH!!!!
@NarfleTheGarthok4 жыл бұрын
This is Donald Trump on the stand. This show is and will always be genius.
@MrGeekGamer3 жыл бұрын
This is shit.
@KMakoENVtuber4 жыл бұрын
This is what I feel how Ted Bundy’s court date went.
@annalisavajda2525 ай бұрын
Yes indeed.
@jackieyoshi61084 жыл бұрын
Scott playing the American! I can say this because I'm American.
@mercurywoodrose4 жыл бұрын
oh, this is being used as the playbook for the GOP in the impeachment hearings. got it.
@dannyd99054 жыл бұрын
@mike force ok boomer
@sifugurusensei11 жыл бұрын
man, such a crazy tie that Dave has
@menikmati7894 жыл бұрын
The rant at the end is basically trumps defence for everything he’s done
@thegreatestquest83584 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I would flip that. Since democrats keep changing the reason for impeachment. He's guilty, they just haven't found "of what" yet. And they have no "evidence" or "witnesses".😂👌
@michelchartrand37194 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatestquest8358 They're not changing the reasons for impeachment, they just keep finding more things.
@thegreatestquest83584 жыл бұрын
@@michelchartrand3719 Like they investigated "Russia" for two years starting the day after he was elected. And once Ukraine started to fall apart and there was no "quid pro quo" all of a sudden it was "BRIBERY!" hahaha Ok whatever.
@justinmercer31474 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatestquest8358 lmao (flush)
@catboyneilcicierega2 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatestquest8358 I see you are a perfectly average KZbin commenter, and not a clearly insane person.
@clayz14 жыл бұрын
I wish Dave’s career would take off already.
@DavidEvans_dle Жыл бұрын
David Foley is so funny, I think of all the comedy troops. That's Saturday Night, Second City TV and Living Color he's the funnest comedian of them all.
@suzannaosull2 жыл бұрын
These guys still crack me up!
@flyindevil6 жыл бұрын
I definitely see here how this show could have influenced The Whitest Kids U' Know
@daves70865 ай бұрын
I love how back in the day they committed to the sketch long after it was over while it fades to black.
@dylligraphy51835 жыл бұрын
OMG watching this on February 7th "What did you see on February 7th"
@juliusdargan38252 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Dave really is drinking all those cups of coffee.
@LizRealGirlBeauty3 жыл бұрын
My friend and I still say to each other that we're "just a dude, whose taxes pay your salary!"
@stolenuniverse005 жыл бұрын
David Foley is the Master of the Universe.
@jeffsims82702 жыл бұрын
1:14 - "...I would never lie under oath...not to god."
@jeffsims82702 жыл бұрын
Easily one of my top 5 favorite quotes in the entire series!!!
@tonyblake75692 жыл бұрын
Was expecting the old joke where the lawyer asks him if he knows what the punishment is for lying under oath. He says no, but it's probably better than the punishment for murder.
@A9sAs2 жыл бұрын
Coming back from the Amber Heard trial, this is too accurate
@MarcusKyo13 жыл бұрын
One of my favs.
@ameliaclarke79274 жыл бұрын
love the show
@eschcal98395 жыл бұрын
Bill and Teds Excellent Court Date
@MrFtge4 жыл бұрын
The Trump Defense lmao
@trevordick2722 жыл бұрын
May 13, 2022…they’re back!
@augusthawks65765 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my son when he was a teen (except he didn't kill anyone).
@scottmatheson33463 жыл бұрын
... That you know of.
@carbine12512 жыл бұрын
Wow Kevin's hair is fantastic in this.
@jordhuga2712 жыл бұрын
They are back. KITH forever.
@zenonspitula224810 жыл бұрын
Still think this was their funniest sketch - Just a dude.
@elsinorebrewing38416 жыл бұрын
Naw the best sketch the KITH ever did was a the "Voyageurs" where Juaque and Jean-Claude hunted down office executives and skinned them for their suits.
@RobJazzful5 жыл бұрын
Zenon Spitula A dude that PAYS YOUR TAXES!!
@missmoanypants4 жыл бұрын
Elsinore Brewing I love that one.
@dmrr77394 жыл бұрын
Elsinore Brewing No, the best ever was Citizen Kane.
@Devolutionator2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this in real life.
@210raab5 ай бұрын
The ole "deny till you die defense"
@michaelholle6061 Жыл бұрын
you won yeah, I'm getting off right.sums up our judicial system too this day.miss u guys reality hasn't been same since gone.please come back.
@cyklonus13 жыл бұрын
Pretty much reminds me of what's going on right now in 2021
@travisknoblauch7974 жыл бұрын
I was watching this today and thought it was Trumps impeachment trial 😬
@brianswimmer2 жыл бұрын
yup just shows you how dumb all those damn democrats will do anything to say shit that isn't true.
@GenerallyTyler Жыл бұрын
Watching the Waukesha trial reminded me of this silliness. I wonder if DB took some pointers from this sketch.
@stolenuniverse005 жыл бұрын
Anyone 2019?
@Shrubchucker4 жыл бұрын
Not me
@LizRealGirlBeauty2 жыл бұрын
Dave is still more honest on the stand than Amber Heard.
@Malumbrus5 жыл бұрын
These guys are geniuses haha
@DavidEvans_dle Жыл бұрын
David Foley is so funny.
@ChaseEversoleTV12 жыл бұрын
So...this is what inspired Judge Trudy and her dancing lobsters on The Amanda Show? Awesome.
@KairuHakubi6 жыл бұрын
You can also see some of Kevin's mannerisms in a lot of characters on that show played by Dan Schneider and Andrew Hill Newman. I imagine a lot of comedians look to the classics.