Denmark: *Ceases to exist* New Zealand: First time? Brazil doesn't need to be bigger, let's just give all disputed territory to the smallest countries. I'm sure the Vatican would love to get Hong Kong and it won't be weird at all.
@rendeer88222 жыл бұрын
I think that's his point, like "oh god we're gonna have to give it to brazil? its already got like, all the switzerlands"
@chitlitlah2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine being a territory of the UK and mostly doing your own thing, and then suddenly you're given back to China who comes and puts a boot up your ass for trying to have a little freedom, and then suddenly Jinping gets replaced by the pope and you have to convert to Catholicism?
@c0utin2 жыл бұрын
As a Brasilian, I can assure you we don't want Hong Kong or Switzerland. Bad weather and no decent beaches, thank you!
@dragon-du6ew2 жыл бұрын
Sealand would be super happy with a country that has land instead of being... A fucking platform
@irenaveksler19352 жыл бұрын
@@dragon-du6ew their not recogbksed
@OlegDorbitt2 жыл бұрын
This video went from silly maps to "Why should bigamy be a crime?" real fast
@LucyWest3702 жыл бұрын
Wdym “real fast” its *seventeen minutes into a twenty minute video*
@Periwinkleaccount2 жыл бұрын
@@LucyWest370 they meant that it suddenly accelerated. Either that, or they’re moving at a negative speed to make time go fast.
@AlrexX22 жыл бұрын
5-10 years in prison does feel a bit overkill to be fair
@Lucas_Simoni Жыл бұрын
Same-sex marriage is being legalized, but I can't marry two chicks. What kind of liberation is that? I'm a rutiluphilic heterochromia polygynist. I'm only sexually attracted to two or more redheads with freckles at once with with each eye with different colors, I'm not attracted to less than two AND non-natural redheads AND having no freckles AND without the left eye being blue and the right eye green.
@ljr64902 ай бұрын
@@Lucas_Simoni aha
@vitorschwaab2 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian, I find the 7:42 segment really funny. As a Brazilian living in Catalonia, I hope they solve this situation before Brazil comes and I need to move again 😆.
@ReaperGr4482 жыл бұрын
Russia should be given to Brazil
@zadovrus16242 жыл бұрын
You can't escape from Brazill
@bathamsteryt2 жыл бұрын
Mars should be given to brazil
@weltuntergangsbote2 жыл бұрын
@@bathamsteryt brazil should be given to Mars
@lucasphilippini6202 жыл бұрын
Bom ter mais brs por aqui 😎🤝🇧🇷
@SGrahamArt2 жыл бұрын
Any world map using flags to colour in the countries is bad design. They're never easy to read. I love maps, I love flags. But never together.
@lifeuncovered61882 жыл бұрын
Based
@jugame14392 жыл бұрын
Flag maps of a single country is cool by itself in my opinion
@jessicatriplev98022 жыл бұрын
What's even the point of this video. He doesn't put any effort into trying to be educational. Ugh SMH
@MbeziAmsterdam2 жыл бұрын
@@jessicatriplev9802 He's educating us and providing commentary on how these flags are wrong and that it annoys him. What more do you want?
@cardsatanywhere3632 жыл бұрын
@@jessicatriplev9802 I bet your hair looks like a tennis ball and you spend 23 hours arguing about something you know nothing about and is unbelievable left wing on twitter.
@ztl25052 жыл бұрын
I think part of the huge fascination with London is how monstrously central it is to the UK. From the American perspective it’s like if Wall Street, the Whitehouse, Hollywood, and Silicon Valley were all in the same city.
@davidthemax29422 жыл бұрын
I know you don't mean it that way, but my dumbass brain thought this was funny because London is not in the center but near the coast
@XXXTENTAClON2272 жыл бұрын
Considering the UK is no bigger than Alabama, it actually makes complete sense lol
@ninjawarrior89942 жыл бұрын
You should send some of these to EmperorTigerstar. (If they weren't reviewed already) I wonder which ones would get the ever coverted Nope/10.
@isaacbobjork70532 жыл бұрын
I think some of them has been in Tigerstar's videos
@asdfghjklyfyfyv2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacbobjork7053 like the one in the thumbnail
@Pigraider2682 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to do anything. He "can", but not "should"
@Eothok2 жыл бұрын
@@Pigraider268 It’s a common expression used to convey a suggestion. Don’t lecture people on the English language if you don’t speak it.
@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav46042 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian, I think giving stuff to Brazil is the best way to solve disputes By the way, isn't all of China disputed by Taiwan? Should Brasil just annex it?
@royalhyena662 жыл бұрын
Yes and Yes, along with mongolia and some parts of russia.
@IAmGodHimself7772 жыл бұрын
@@royalhyena66 and Ukraine
@yanwato90502 жыл бұрын
also, both koreas claim each other's land iirc, so that's all going to brazil too
@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav46042 жыл бұрын
@@yanwato9050 leetssssss goooooo
@Lucas_Simoni Жыл бұрын
Yes, as I was planning over with another fellow compatriot on this comment section, I opened up the discussion for the annexation of Taiwan to the Federal Republic of Brazil, it will be an oversea territory of the Kingdom Of Brazil, in which mainland Federal Republic of Brazil is under, and its semi-autonomous oversea territories. We will also take Hawaii and make it our 27th state, if our fellow United States of America citizens agree on a nice deal, they will have to change their flags and remove one of the stars, maybe they just cross it over with black ink with a nice "X" to denote their unconditional love to Oil. We will deliver some nice oil reserves for Hawaii, they will love it! We both win "bigly" as former president Trump would have said!
@oliviac25852 жыл бұрын
My favourite part is that they somehow included Prince Edward Island. Even "good" maps forget us sometimes.
@fozzybear80012 жыл бұрын
I just thought to myself how you would make a great geography teacher. Then I realised you are one.
@metal_pipe97642 жыл бұрын
He is?
@RaduRadonys2 жыл бұрын
@@metal_pipe9764 Yes, most of them, because some of the personalities have some homicidal ideation.
@metal_pipe97642 жыл бұрын
@@RaduRadonys how does homicide have anything to do with this?
@RaduRadonys2 жыл бұрын
@@metal_pipe9764 You referred to him with "they" so I assumed he has multiple personalities, which in general include a few with homicidal intentions, usually.
@metal_pipe97642 жыл бұрын
@@RaduRadonys there, I fixed it
@ronweasley13542 жыл бұрын
For the first map, Russia does go further north, but the top of the flag is white so you can’t even see it, still a bad map obviously though
@CrotchetRest2 жыл бұрын
The fact, that the top of the Russian flag is white, is not the issue. They really just erased Russia's black border. If you take a look at Canada or Finland, they do have black border in places where white color of their flag meets the ocean.
@Jakau-q8i2 жыл бұрын
First map also shows Libya with green flag, that was used during Gaddafi rule. So, apparently this map were made before 2011. That's also why there's no South Sudan.
@restonin49112 жыл бұрын
The first map of them all is I think a map of countries you are able to transfer money to, so that's why Denmark isn't in it because, for some fucking reason, you can't transfer money to Denmark and all of the pacific thing east of Papua New Guinea, also there is a part of Russia you said there wasn't, it's just white and camouflages itself in the paper Edit: grammar
@kevincronk79812 жыл бұрын
Actually Brazil may possibly have claimed Hong Kong before, because there were times when the portuguese empire was really the empire of Brazil with Portugal as just one of its colonies, and Portugal did control Macau so it may have claimed Hong Kong at some point
@fulana_de_tal2 жыл бұрын
Brazil was never the main kingdom of the Empire, the capital was Rio de Janeiro for a while, sure, but Brazil itself was only promoted to a "Vice Kingdom", so the full name of the Portuguese Empire was "United Kingdom of Portugal, Algarves and Brazil". Also i highly doubt that Portugal would try to claim Hong Kong when it had just fell under British control.
@easytiger6570Ай бұрын
I mean, Portugal claimed the entirety of non Christian eastern hemisphere, so during the Napoleonic wars when the government was in Brazil it technically claimed Hong Kong
@jnmsks60522 жыл бұрын
For the first map, based on what it says on the bottom, it's showing where you can send money. For that reason, it's not odd to me that Greenland is missing entirely, same with South Sudan, but it seems unlikely that the company in question can handle transactions to almost every country, but not somewhere like Denmark or New Zealand. This doesn't appear to be Western Union, though, so maybe the company in question doesn't have the ability or authorization in the places that don't appear.
@sohopedeco2 жыл бұрын
From 1815 to 1822, Macau actualy belonged to Brazil, given Rio became the capital of the Portuguese Empire.
@kevincronk79812 жыл бұрын
It was even the empire of Brazil at one point, and for a time Portugal was basically a colony if not officially one which it may have been
@TheLocalLt2 жыл бұрын
@@kevincronk7981 Brazil was never the main kingdom even when the king fled to Rio, then later on when they got Portugal back, the crown prince declared Brazil’s independence as the Empire of Brazil, but claimed none of Portugal’s other colonies nor Portugal itself
@___E2 жыл бұрын
"How did France lost Europe but moved to Chad" Free France in WW2:
@brandonm89012 жыл бұрын
That size comparison site is really interesting. I am ready to waste far too much time on that
@thegarry75422 жыл бұрын
What is it called? I can’t see the website name in the video.
@RedCruuve2 жыл бұрын
I keep trying to make sense of the 2:07 map and just can't. It seems to use a bunch of flags and general borders from the 19th century, such as using the Brazilian Empire flag, The German Empire flag, the Qing Dynasty flag etc. But then you look at Morocco's flag and it's represented with a flag that hasn't been used since before the United States even existed, and then there's other inconsistencies like why is the Dutch South Africa flag on Madagascar even though that was never a thing? All of these would mean that the caption is just blatantly wrong. But even if the caption was right and this is like a political-influence map, it still makes no sense
@jsssss26742 жыл бұрын
It is an alternate history map. Which means political bounderies are meant to be different from our real world.
@RedCruuve2 жыл бұрын
I guess it makes sense but i wish it had context
@kevincronk79812 жыл бұрын
@@jsssss2674 but then how is Italy in East Africa and Austria-Hungary exist, Italy barely beat Ethiopia and couldn't have stayed there and everyone in Austria-Hungary hated the Austrians they wouldn't have kept their empire
@Tingleton112 жыл бұрын
maybe its a map of 2012 the disaster movie I don't know why it would be a map of that or why its so weird, but that's what came to mind.
@crazyraptor29072 жыл бұрын
The map on the thumbnail is definitely picked from whatifalthist that Turkish empire is a dead giveaway
@dblcherry2 жыл бұрын
how is some dude talking greenscreened in on google maps getting sidetracked for 15-20 minutes one of the most entertaining things on this website
@jamestay23772 жыл бұрын
Toycat: Theres nothing wrong with the marijuana map. Meanwhile: Thailand legalises marijuana
@sagbon982 жыл бұрын
Spain decided to Italy
@tcideh49292 жыл бұрын
Lots of north west Africa is missing as well
@punished48902 жыл бұрын
4:06 Apart from thefact that it is visually making me sick, IT ISN'T EVEN CORRECT. Moldova's and Romania's police will bust your nuts if they catch you hïgh or dealing it.
@isaacbobjork70532 жыл бұрын
Denmark used to own what is now the south of Sweden, so they used to definitely border Sweden
@rasmusn.e.m10642 жыл бұрын
Especially at the time the map was made. Denmark only lost those parts in 1658.
@youmeandgravity2 жыл бұрын
That 2012 map of the world looks like someone downloaded the map of the end of their Victoria 2 campaign and made it into a flag map
@a1945a2 жыл бұрын
6:00 ukraine and russia just got merged
@mesosoup93432 жыл бұрын
Next time you're in Idaho, HMU, love your vids
@alekus36432 жыл бұрын
0:15 Also no new zealand, no madagascar… NO TAIWAN????? Edit: I commented this too early, he noticed most this later
@Yora212 жыл бұрын
First map: That's also not the flag of the country of Germany.
@cuff16262 жыл бұрын
We went from stupid maps to genius ideas how to solve global issues. 🇧🇷👰
@alison72222 жыл бұрын
The ottoman empire returned in the 2nd map. (Well, some of it)
@sshadyh2 жыл бұрын
I love his honesty about giving him money haha
@fredd43202 жыл бұрын
I love the weed map where half of Africa is gone 😂
@wintermelon8002 жыл бұрын
Fun fact I'm going to Vegas in a few weeks
@HannahHäggAutisticTransWoman2 жыл бұрын
I think maybe Sweden should get hong kong, even though it doesn't make any sense lol
@misanthrope88032 жыл бұрын
Bad map series are the best
@tunatezer89022 жыл бұрын
0:36 Based South Sudan
@Immortalcheese2 жыл бұрын
There's a whole meme about how many world maps accidentally forget New Zealand. New Zealand apparently campaigned about it to raise awareness that, yes, they exist
@lordcommandernox91972 жыл бұрын
Where in the world is Marijuana legal? _Sweats profusely and deletes Portugal, procedes to try and sink Spain into the Mediterranean, it's now combined with italy and France._ 4:00
@mr.creeper68362 жыл бұрын
The marijuana map is also bad because why is Finland circled and why is the country below Spain (i forgor💀)so big? Btw I’m not sure you could click on the US to gen more info.
@joaopedrocruz64322 жыл бұрын
In the marijuana map Brazil is in the wrong color,is not illegal to use but selling it is illegal. It is just that the drug user isn't criminalized (normally) whatever the drug used.
@shadoww73012 жыл бұрын
16:11 wtf is a "vanattu"?
@moshelevceder2 жыл бұрын
So much political talk and somehow the only thing that was offensive was calling opera a better browser
@cmyk89642 жыл бұрын
firefox is better
@missa28552 жыл бұрын
5:20 I think when that map was made Denmark still owned Norway and Southern sweden.
@IAmGodHimself7772 жыл бұрын
You Danes will never get either of us
@greenfigaro96242 жыл бұрын
If I'm remembering correctly, The Queen is portrayed on Solomon Island currency. Something, something, the only currency where she is portrayed smiling. Also, welcome to Las Vegas.
@HighInquisitor352 жыл бұрын
You passed over Spain being attached to Italy on the marijuana legalization map
@Y.d.o.b.o.n2 жыл бұрын
Why are the pyramids of Giza not in the British museum? Because they are too heavy to move
@iagocity2 жыл бұрын
4:19 what happened to the Iberian Peninsula (Spain and Portugal)? 😂😂
@brentsnocomgaming78132 жыл бұрын
10:42 What website is that?
@UnderfundedScientist2 жыл бұрын
Today I learned if I need a treasure maps credibility evaluated Toycat is yes
@jessicatriplev98022 жыл бұрын
What's even the point of this video. You don't put any effort into trying to be educational. Ugh SMH
@perfilgenerico87172 жыл бұрын
Yes, please. Give us (Brazil) Hong Kong, Paraguay and French Guiana and all problems of the world would be solved. Also, return to monarchy, long love the emperor
@Stupidiot2 жыл бұрын
6:26 i have no idea how you accidentally delete France i mean you gotta make the world a better place somehow
@skypig2 жыл бұрын
When you said give Macau to brazil, technically there was a period of time from which the kingdom of Portugal was ruled from Brazil due to a Spanish invasion, and Portugal held Macau at this time thus there was a point in history during which Brazil ruled Macau
@Cortov2 жыл бұрын
If you're talking about the period roughly between 1808 and 1822, it wasn't a Spanish invasion, but a French one. In 1808 France was enforcing the Continental Blockade and Portugal refused to comply because they were very dependent of the UK. When the French invaded Portugal the Court fled to Brazil, which became an united kingdom alongside Portugal and the Algarves, so the Court could rule Portugal even though they were in a colony. The Spanish Army did in fact participate in the invasion of Portugal alongside Napoleonic forces, but it was mainly French; additionally, "Spanish Invasion" could easily be confused with a period from 1580 to 1640 when Spain ruled over Portugal and it's colonies (a.k.a. the Iberian Union), including Brazil and Macao, because the King of Portugal died and the country went through a succession crisis.
@anthonygaiman48152 жыл бұрын
Taiwan and Brazil were both parts of the Imperial Portuguese
@problemsolver32542 жыл бұрын
7:35 no no no you min under stand brazill has been given to hong kong
@Diego-pc4rc2 жыл бұрын
Only old people live in Macau actually speak Portuguese
@power2ix6052 жыл бұрын
The q in Qing and other Chinese pinyin is pronounced as "Ch"
@Fatslump2 жыл бұрын
I loved the fact that the Netherlands was not included in the map where in the world Marijuana is legal 🚲
@taylanastan2 жыл бұрын
17:47 bi+gamy bi=double, two+ gamy coms from greek γάμος meaning marriage
@BryndanMeyerholtTheRealDeal2 жыл бұрын
Does a world map of administrative divisions (states, provinces, prefectures, oblasts, etc.) exist anywhere on the internet?
@jeffkaylin8922 жыл бұрын
You Nought-y Boy! You promised to say Zero. But Americans don't even bother: we just say "point 2" instead of "zero point two". Love these. I'll see if I can bump up to a 2-kabob level (a Lobster Roll is still a bit steep).
@NotKnafo2 жыл бұрын
who gonna submit this to emperor tigerstar?
@bealu94592 жыл бұрын
3:00 Grand Colombia reunites :D
@metal_pipe97642 жыл бұрын
16:23 it's because the uk asked nicely
@JoducusKwak2 жыл бұрын
i m a 100 percent sure people who make that kind of maps do it intentionally to trigger people
@diogorodrigues7472 жыл бұрын
00:59 That is a commercial map about money exchanges. Probably those countries are not there because the company that made that map doesn't work in those places.
@monotonehell2 жыл бұрын
This video went places.
@hugoyu20012 жыл бұрын
10:23 By the way there are no direct flights from Australia to Brazil (not 100% sure about other countries in South America). You have to fly to the US first, completely missing Antartica. It would be cool to be able to fly over Antartica to Brazil though someday
@godlymoose91182 жыл бұрын
the more I look at the map at 3:24 the more I am convinced it is just a Victoria 2 game
@d.salgado35272 жыл бұрын
Yeah, It looks like some map game. Is there one where colonies are called 'dependent territories'?
@kevincronk79812 жыл бұрын
But then Italy would've been booted out of East Africa, they sucked at everything and after 2 tries barely beat some of Ethiopia by gassing them all.
@7rashbag7852 жыл бұрын
you should play hoi4 mr toycat
@medul80392 жыл бұрын
i see nothing wrong with these maps
@TheSilliestPumpkin2 жыл бұрын
Things wrong with the map at 1:07 1. Some of Canadian islands are gone 2. Greenland is gone 3. Libya has its old flag 4. Norway’s and Sweden’s flags are weirdly cropped 5. Some of northern Russia is missing, also the flag is weirdly cropped too. 6. Solomon Islands, Fiji, and New Zealand are missing. 7. There is no Hawaii 8. South Sudan is no more 9. Australia’s flag is also, once again, weirdly cropped. 10. Canada’s maple leaf is off-centered. 11. Falklands is gone. 12. Denmark is gone. That is all I can find.
@Evan-I7 ай бұрын
13. Argentina’s sun looks hand drawn 14. Australia’s flag as well as Mexico, Brazil and almost all the Stan countries are crooked or scaled weirdly 15. They used an outdated Mauritania flag 16. A bunch of flags have too light or too dark colors 17. Iraq doesn’t have that flag anymore Side note: this mad doesn’t look like a recent flag, if you see it, look for the year it was made
@zum94142 жыл бұрын
The Marijuana map honestly made my eyes burn
@Andy-WanKenobi2 жыл бұрын
1:40 just noticed apparently east Germany conquered all of Germany
@Evan-I7 ай бұрын
That is not the East German flag
@eli89222 жыл бұрын
On the 3rd map Spain is gone the low land country's are gone Korea is also united western Sara is gone along with morroco also Bahrain is missing. In the Caribbean. Most of the countries are gone. I just realized this sir Lanka is 4 cm off along with part of the island missing. And in South America Ecuador is gone and I'm not saying new zealands gone because toycats head is blocking it
@Shadow_Drip2 жыл бұрын
Switzerland is the new unit of measurement.
@iamfuzzydolphins77922 жыл бұрын
But americans will use Nevadas.
@bod-72682 жыл бұрын
I love how the first map Libya has the old flag where it's plain green
@tunahan44182 жыл бұрын
Why are kebabs the most popular Turkish bread dish thingy when dürüms are way way better.
@memediatek2 жыл бұрын
13:30 We all know that London is everything south of Watford
@Kami-mk7tu2 жыл бұрын
3:22 that's not the Belgium flag, the Belgium flag has diagonal lines, not vertical!
@SolarisGO2 жыл бұрын
Toycat: why does bigamy need to be a law Also Toycat: has hundreds of channel wives
@JediSimpson2 жыл бұрын
18:00 - My 7th great-grandfather was imprisoned for one year in 1794 for bigamy.
@yejikai2 жыл бұрын
4:17 Wait, what? Spain (is bordering Italy now, for some reason), Portugal, Ecuador, Mauritania, Guinea, Guinea-bissau, Cape Verde, Côte d'ivoire, Sierra Leone, Liberia, The Gambia and Senegal are missing
@PhilippineYT_MGM2 жыл бұрын
4:19 No marraco, spain is under italy. Eqador does not exist, ect... ect...
@luminousherbsАй бұрын
the map claiming to be from 2012 looks more like 1812 to me although there are still loads of things that don’t make sene
@MattDvc2 жыл бұрын
So when is the Luton Best Kebab trip video coming? Maybe check other kebabs in Luton to see how god it actually is :D
@anna-51042 жыл бұрын
The old map showing the three continents Europe, Asia and Africa is written in German and it is really weird. For whatever reason the Italian city Milano is a seperate country on there. Most of the countries on the European site are German provinces although Germany is listed as a seperate country on there already. In Africa there is a kingdom called Kingdom of Melinda (where is this coming from? xD). And the title of this map in the English wikipedia article is written all over the place. It's not Kleberblatt (which means glued paper), it's Kleeblatt (=shamrock). 😂
@michelletuband Жыл бұрын
1:30 Of course Argentina/Inti/the Flag Sun is happy because they have eaten Falkland Islands. That's why Falklands aren't on the map. Also, Germany never goes with the Eagle on their flag ever.
@Blockyverse2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a geography guy like ibx but that thumbnail is actually painful
@southernboi81542 жыл бұрын
2 Questions: 1. Do you know that Boris Johnson has resigned? 2. Have you checked out the map called The Uncensored Library because its very political, important and amazing?!
@Gtasplayer3 ай бұрын
I believe the 2nd map is one of those “if Americans joined the axis and the axis won world war 1” maps
@jessiewabbit2 жыл бұрын
Hello, as an American trying my best to keep up with our own politics, can you enlighten us on what just happened to parliament and Boris' Johnson's resignation? I know it's not maps buuuuut I think you'd do a lovely job of course, maybe 3rd channel? Lol
@WIGGER_AESTHETIC_031Ай бұрын
Second map is based. we got the Boereryk before GTA5 (its 2012)
@deusgamer49222 жыл бұрын
1:24 - “and as you can see they’ve solved the Falklands conflict by removing the Falkland Islands” uhhh **BASED?!** *yes this is a jreg moment*
@JonBrownSherman2 жыл бұрын
Bro I don't care about your kebab consumption I just like watching you talk over Google chrome/maps so stop trying to make me feel bad about it I don't care about Minecraft or your "first" channel either so just accept this for what it is
@Mikhail_Malekov9352 жыл бұрын
The first one seem to be a map of the old borders and flag. Cause not only is Sudan back to being the biggest country in Africa but also Libya is green which means Gaddafi still rules the nation as well as Saddam Hussein's flag on Iraq.
@rainbowkittycat6272 жыл бұрын
ToyCat: *Says racist incoherent rambling about the southern hemisphere* Me: Ah yes, I remember why I stopped watching this channel
@carson10842 жыл бұрын
P sure the 2012 one is definitely a future prediction from like 1912. That’s why the ming dynasty flag is there and Japan owns Korea
@ThePuma10122 жыл бұрын
The queen is a goddess, we must treat her as such.
@palathaxx2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, I love you Brits, but I’d never visit York. Why would I fly across the pond to that city when we have a better, dare I say, newer, York right here.